Talk:Mad (magazine)

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ALFRED E. NUEMAN Quotes[edit]

These exact quotes can be found on [1] and [2]:

  • Getting old is when a narrow waist and a broad mind change places
  • How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research?
  • Teenagers are people who act like babies if they're not treated like adults
  • A teacher is someone who talks in our sleep
  • Blood is thicker than water . . . but it makes lousy lemonade
  • "Prison inmates are treated to cable TV, hot meals and a college education, while on the outside some people can only afford these things through a life of crime!"
  • "Thank's to the new welfare bill, the question "Paper or plastic?" now refers to many American's sleeping arrangements!"
  • "In retrospect it becomes clear that hindsight is definitely overrated!"
  • "Most people are so lazy, they don't even exercise good judgement!"
  • "If opera is entertainment, then falling off a roof is transportation!"
  • "A college jock is someone who minds his build instead of vice versa!" 03:10, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

PART II[edit]

  • "How come we choose from just two people for President, and fifty for Miss America?"
  • "Who says nothing is impossible? Some people do it every day!"
  • "You can be on the right track and still get hit by a train!"
  • "The U.N. is a place where governments opposed to free speech demand to be heard!"
  • "A plastic surgeon's office the only place where no one gets offended when you pick your nose!"
  • "Smoking helps you lose weight -- one lung at a time!"
  • "Today, if you ask a car dealer to let you see something for 10 grand, he'll show you the door!"

"Medical insurance is what allows people to be ill at ease!" 03:15, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

Mad (TV series)[edit]

Should there be a page on this wiki of quotes from the Mad TV show on Cartoon Network? I'm just asking. User:MrJoshbumstead