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Clarification on the name Mark Twain
The name Mark Twain should never be used for works that are not signed "Mark Twain". Although Samuel Clemens is best known by the pen name he used for his novels, quotes of Samuel Clemens speeches, letters, and so on should always be credited to Samuel Clemens if they are not signed. That applies to all pen names.
I removed one quote from this page because it appeared here: http://www.snopes.com/quotes/twain.htm
--Furrykef 02:53, 6 Jun 2004 (UTC)
One fairly attributed to Twain is :- "Some German words are so long that they have a perspective." It seems to be from Twain's 1880 book "A Tramp Abroad" Appendix D entitled "1 July - The Awful German Language"
- He paid tribute to this in A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, where the "magic words" are actually very long German compound words, spanning the entire width of the page, and, for proper effect, set in Gothic script. --QuicksilverT @ 22:54, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
Some new edits
I'm new here, but I changed some stuff around on the page anyway to source some of the quotes and move one to the incorrectly attributed section. Mark Twain is one of the most widely misquoted authors around. People attribute everything to him. --Revcbl 17:24, 18 August 2005 (UTC)
... remove all doubt
Can we get a better referral on the "better to be thought a fool ..." ? There is one similiar from Confucius "Listen widely to remove your doubts and be careful when speaking about the rest and your mistakes will be few. See much and get rid of what is dangerous and be careful in acting on the rest and your causes for regret will be few. Speaking without fault, acting without causing regret: 'upgrading' consists in this."
what about lincoln or emerson? http://www.princeton.edu/~ferguson/adw/humor/quotes.shtml
It's biblical. Proverbs 17:28 Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongues.
- I moved it to "Incorrectly attributed". —184.108.40.206 23:04, 26 December 2005 (UTC)
- The sentiment may have been phrased differently by past authors, but is there any earlier source for the exact quote in this case, which seems to me to be a particularly pithy formulation of the idea? BD2412 T 18:03, 11 July 2012 (UTC)
- Although the moral is similar, I think the sentiment is distinctly different: "better to be thought a fool" is sharply poignant because it emphasizes a dilemma. This formulation is worthy of proverbial status separate from the biblical proverb. Alas, though several smart researchers have looked for it, we still do not know where it originated. ~ Ningauble (talk) 19:28, 12 July 2012 (UTC)
- The sentiment may have been phrased differently by past authors, but is there any earlier source for the exact quote in this case, which seems to me to be a particularly pithy formulation of the idea? BD2412 T 18:03, 11 July 2012 (UTC)
Does anyone have the text of the thing Twain wrote for Emperor Norton's dog Lazarus?
End of the world?
There is a quote often attributed to Twain that says something like, "If I knew the world was coming to an end, I would go to Cincinnati because everything happens ten years later in Cincinnati." Or something like that. Does anyone know if there is anything to actually back up this attribution? If not I suppose it could be added into the attributed section. Any thoughts? -Thebdj 05:04, 2 February 2006 (UTC)
It's more often attributed to Will Rogers, which seems more plausible to me: "If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later." --Dsmccoy 04:24, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
As I recall, it's in "Life on the Mississippi," but I don't have a copy handy, so I can't immediately verify that. He was poking fun at Cincinnatians for wearing an outmoded style of boots and goatees. He took particular glee from the goatees.
^ I googled up an online copy of Life on the Mississippi and searched for it, but haven't found anything. I've tried rewording it and whatnot. Still can't find it though.
^ Fascinating, as I'd always heard it with the place and time being Kentucky and twenty years.
The Mysterious Stranger
What's the point of pastingentire pages wholesale from the Gutenberg Project? To be effective, most quotes consist of only an isolated sentence or two. Unless someone can identify some pithy thoughts in this work and break them out as individual sentences, I think this entire section should be excised. —QuicksilverT @ 22:54, 18 February 2006 (UTC) sure and you will see why this is important.
I'm pretty sure it was from THE ADVENTURES OF HUCKLEBERRY FINN: -> Nothing found in the full text online...
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."
I love the double entendre; not only do you not have to cover your lies if you're honest, but on a deeper level, there's the implication that you don't have to remember things if you don't want to, for example, when the sheriff asks you, "Now Huckleberry, who stole that gold?", you can tell him that you don't know and even if you do know, you can get away with it.
The quote, "Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it", should not be listed. Even if we had absolute proof that Charles Dudley Warner was refering to Mark Twain when he attributed a saying about weather to "A well known American writer", we don't know exactly what Mark Twain said. You can't reword the sentence to change the tense. A quote is EXACTLY what the person said word for word; there is no written record of this for Mark Twain.
It is frequently misattributed to Mark Twain and as such is should be listed in the misattributed section.
Many of the supposedly sourced quotes in this article don't actually provide a source that can be checked. The purpose of Citing sources is to make it reasonably easy for readers to verify quotes to improve the accuracy of Wikiquote, just as it is with Wikipedia. To that end, a source like that currently given for Twain's infamous "reports of my death" quote:
- Cable from London to the Associated Press (1897)
is of little use. What is needed is a publication or other reliable source that cites (or even reprints) this cable. Similarly, anything from Twain's letters should have a citation of a publication that actually includes his letters, preferably with the page number, book edition, and other relevant information to identify the specific printing. I ask editors of this article to help gather this information. I'd be happy to give some pointers about finding it, and how to format it when you have it — just drop me a note on my talk page. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 04:05, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
Fake or not fake
I was presented with this Twainism at work today:
"Synergy - the bonus that is achieved when things work together harmoniously"
It doesn't feel like Twain to me. It feels like an anonymous corporate PR machine cog made it up and just said Twain said it. BUT! I can't prove that. I yield to the collective wiki wisdom to aid me in my quest to verify this quote as real, fake, or triple fake. Please help!
It's much easier to prove someone did say something than it is to prove they never said it, but I would be extremely suspicious of that quote. Looking at the entry for the word "synergy" in the OED, the 19th century citations are all in scientific journals. Twain was known for using common American speech, which didn't (and still doesn't) include the word "synergy". That said, this so-called quote is all over the web now. --Dsmccoy 04:42, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
Quote from Twain's mother
I'm new here, also. I'm trying to find a quote that is attributed to Mark Twain's mother. She made some valid comments on keeping animals penned up or in captivity. Can anyone help me with this quote? Thanks for your help. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Infoplace (talk • contribs) 08:05, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
- Not much to go on here. It might help to know that Twain's mother's name was Jane Lampton Clemens (misspelled "Lambton" in some references, apparently). I didn't find anything specific about Jane and animals, other than Samuel Clemens inherited from her a "tenderness toward all animals", which was part of her passionate support for the underdog (no pun intended).
- There is a multi-volume set titled Mark Twain's Letters that includes correspondence with Twain's mother, but I'm not sure if it includes her letters to him (which would presumably include such a quote). The Singular Mark Twain, by Fred Kaplan, has some substantive info about her in chapter 1 at least, so that's another possibility. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 10:02, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
Porcine music lessons
Did Twain really say, "Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes time and annoys the pig"? - and if so, where and when? I have seen that quote or variants of it attributed to a lot of different people. There's no doubt that a character in a Heinlein book said it. Was it not original there?
—Wasn't it, "Never wrestle with a pig: you get dirty and the pig enjoys it?" Monado 03:34, 7 January 2007 (UTC)
If i believe correctly "Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes time and annoys the pig" is from "The Adventures of Mark Twain" the 1985 movie.
The correct source of the pig singing quote is actually Robert Heinlein's character Lazarus Long AKA Woodrow Wilson Smith, in "Time Enough for Love". Heinlein had an ascerbic sense of humor much like Twain's and this is not the only quote that has been popularly mis-attributed. It's likely that Heinlein intentionally contributed to this phenomenon by applying his own twists to popular quotes and sayings.
Storm of thoughts
I've seen this attributed to Twain: "Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever blowing through one's head." Does anyone know if it's really his and, if so, where it comes from in his works? Thanks, Monado 03:29, 7 January 2007 (UTC)
The quote is accurate. It is on page 256 of his long delayed autobiography.
Evidently Twain anticipated Louis B. Mayer who said, "I don't believe anyone should write their autobiography until after they are dead."
On going to hell
Can someone confirm if Twain said something along these lines: "All men have a right to go to hell in a manner of their own choosing." Koppe 17:00 21 February 2007 (CET)
- To Koppe:
- This is very belated, but I searched Google for part of your quote, then searched again switching "a" to "the." I didn't find the exact quote at all, and I didn't find anything attributing that quote to Twain. The closest quotes I found were:
- "All people have the right to go to hell in their own way. My family always chose the scenic route."
- Thandi Brewer, en.WP
- "And we all have the right to go to Hell in our own way."
- Simon R. Green, Hex and the City (Nightside, #4), goodreads.com
Why you have not put them as sourced and pretend them to be attributed? Your quotes that you still keep as "attributed" are not as flattering as Mark Twain has said in reality. To check refer to the book below.
This is the reference to most of India related quotes:-
Let me know the quotes if you fail to "source" your quotes.
The book is "Following the Equator" http://www.gutenberg.org/files/2895/2895.txt Read paragraphs starting with "This is indeed India"
"This is indeed India! the land of dreams and romance, of fabulous wealth and fabulous poverty, of splendor and rags, of palaces and hovels, of famine and pestilence, of genii and giants and Aladdin lamps, of tigers and elephants, the cobra and the jungle, the country of a hundred nations and a hundred tongues, of a thousand religions and two million gods, cradle of the human race, birthplace of human speech, mother of history, grandmother of legend, great-grandmother of tradition, whose yesterdays bear date with the mouldering antiquities of the rest of the nations--the one sole country under the sun that is endowed with an imperishable interest for alien prince and alien peasant, for lettered and ignorant, wise and fool, rich and poor, bond and free, the one land that all men desire to see, and having seen once, by even a glimpse, would not give that glimpse for the shows of all the rest of the globe combined. Even now, after the lapse of a year, the delirium of those days in Bombay has not left me, and I hope never will. It was all new, no detail of it hackneyed. And India did not wait for morning, it began at the hotel --straight away. The lobbies and halls were full of turbaned, and fez'd and embroidered, cap'd, and barefooted, and cotton-clad dark natives, some of them rushing about, others at rest squatting, or sitting on the ground; some of them chattering with energy, others still and dreamy; in the dining-room every man's own private native servant standing behind his chair, and dressed for a part in the Arabian Nights."
and check this para
"India had the start of the whole world in the beginning of things. She had the first civilization; she had the first accumulation of material wealth; she was populous with deep thinkers and subtle intellects; she had mines, and woods, and a fruitful soil. It would seem as if she should have kept the lead, and should be to-day not the meek dependent of an alien master, but mistress of the world, and delivering law and command to every tribe and nation in it. But, in truth, there was never any possibility of such supremacy for her. If there had been but one India and one language--but there were eighty of them! Where there are eighty nations and several hundred governments, fighting and quarreling must be the common business of life; unity of purpose and policy are impossible; out of such elements supremacy in the world cannot come. Even caste itself could have had the defeating effect of a multiplicity of tongues, no doubt; for it separates a people into layers, and layers, and still other layers, that have no community of feeling with each other; and in such a condition of things as that, patriotism can have no healthy growth."
There is one more book on India travels by Mark Twain, you can "source" rest of your so called "attributed" quotes there.
Please change attributed to sourced.
While India had worst kind of problems you can imagine, but still Mark Twain was overwhelmed by its history's uniqueness and a lot many other people understand that India could have done a lot more in last 200 years than it did goind by what it did before that time.
- You do realize that the beauty of Wikiquote is that anyone can edit it, don't you? So you don't need to post marching orders for work that others can do, you can actually do it yourself, and make sure it gets done correctly! Ed Fitzgerald 07:07, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
I do not wish to edit this myself as I don't play around here very often & wouldn't want to make a mess of things...
The quote listed in the Sourced section as the epitath for his daughter's headstone is not of Twain's creation.
Warm summer sun, shine kindly here; Warm southern wind, blow softly here; Green sod above, lie light, lie light— Good-night, dear heart, good-night, good-night. Epitaph for his daughter, Olivia Susan Clemens (1896)
This is an excerpt from a poem by Robert Richardson, published 1893 & entitled "Annette". This stanza appears at the end. The last line is altered.
Details on this poem are located here:
- Thanks for the information; this has now been corrected. ~ Kalki 12:58, 14 September 2007 (UTC)
Work like you don't need the money...
Anyone know about this one: Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody is watching. I find this frequently attributed to Mark Twain, but somehow I feel it doesn't sound like him. Any suggestions? ---Mermer 13:14, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
- No source cites this quote prior to 1990s, impossible for a Twain quote. The earliest, and likely correct attribution is Susanna Clark, in the 1989 country song "Come From the Heart", a collaboration on the Guy Clark album, Old Friends. The correct quote is as follows:
- You got to sing like you don't need the money
Love like you'll never get hurt
You got to dance like nobody's watchin'
It's gotta come from the heart if you want it to work.
- You got to sing like you don't need the money
- Here's a YouTube of Clarke singing the song. Cheers! BD2412 T 15:10, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
- It is actually a quote from Negro League Legend Satchel Paige.—The preceding unsigned comment was added by 220.127.116.11 (talk • contribs) 15:48, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
- I claim no expertise on this subject, but I seriously doubt it was said by Satchel Paige. "Avoid fried meats that angry up the blood," yes, but this seems highly unlikely. I am open to changing my mind if authoritative documentation can be provided. — Taylor Kingston, 28 September 2010.
- Probably mostly from William Purkey (tinyurl.com/38po85o) with later additions from others. I don't know of any definite verification for this, though. —KHirsch 02:39, 29 September 2010 (UTC)
- A friend of mine posted FB attributing it to Saddam Hussein. hehehehe.... Anyway, seems like Satchel Paige is the most commonly cited source, but any proof of that appears to be lost to the sands of time. 18.104.22.168 20:38, 19 March 2012 (UTC)
- "You've gotta' dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.(And speak from the heart to be heard.)” -William W. Purkey. Professor of Counseling Emeritus, UNC Greensboro (It's on his wikipedia page).
- The Purkey attribution is probably bogus. Purkey has used the phrase in his speeches (and possible has claimed authorship), but it doesn't seem to show up in any of his books until after 1987, when Susanna Clark and Richard Leigh wrote the song. The Yale Book of Quotations credits Clark & Leigh. And Fred Shapiro, editor of the YBoQ, writes "I have corresponded with Mr. Purkey about this and he was unable to supply reliable documentation". ABehrens (talk) 01:41, 12 July 2013 (UTC)
Do something every day...
Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.
I like this quotation and when I came to source it found many pages like the one above attributing it to Twain. Could someone add it to the attributed quotations section please, or find a source for it?
Putting Us On
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." I would love it if this were a real Twain quote but I am suspicious because of the phrase "putting us on" which seems too modern to me. Does anyone know what the source of this quote is?
- This quote is from The Peter Principle (1969), p. 69, by Laurence F. Peter and Raymond Hull. Peter attributes the quote to a student of his named Innocente. — KHirsch 18:39, 30 December 2009 (UTC)
Eiffel Tower quote
This quote is real - It appears in the 1903 essay "Was the World Made for Man?" which was reprinted in Letters from the Earth (1939).
You may die of a misprint
- Das sind jene kleinlichen Unglücklichen, von welchen ich in einem früheren Absatze sagte, daß sie der Arzt selbst verachten müsse, den sie ewig konsultieren; das sind jene freiwilligen Kandidaten der Medizin, die sich in die ganze Krankheitslehre hineinlesen, die sich aus Büchern Rezepte verschreiben, zu deren einem Markus Herz, der berühmt gewordene Feind alles Schwindels, einmal sagte: Lieber Freund! Sie werden noch einmal an einem Druckfehler sterben!
- These are the weak-minded persons, of whom I remarked, in a former chapter, that even the physician whom, they constantly seek must despise them. These men become volunteers in the ranks of medicine; they overload their minds with whole courses of physic; they copy prescriptions from printed formulae; and it was to one of this class that Marcus Herz once wittily remarked, “My dear friend, an error of the press will assuredly, some day or other, be the death of you.”
- Does not the hypochondriac die daily from fear of death? Nothing is more pathetically ludicrous than to see these petty unfortunates who ransack medical books in order to copy prescriptions and rules for the preservation of health. To one of these Dr. Herz once said: “My dear fellow, you will some day die of a misprint.”
- Gustav Pollak and Ernst von Feuchtersleben, The hygiene of the soul: memoir of a physician and philosopher (1910), p. 101
- Dr. Marcus Herz, of Berlin, is credited with saying to a patient who read medical books diligently in order to prescribe for himself: “Be careful, my friend. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.”
- Current Literature (April 1912), 52:486.
Few souls/sinners saved after the first ...
Here's a variant from 1864, quoted as if it's already a familiar saying:
- The correct view of this subject is contained in the statement, that there should be no indecent haste in disposing of topics so dignified as those of the pulpit, but “few souls are saved after the first half hour.”
- “Stray Hints to Parishes”, Monthly journal of the American Unitarian Association 5:219 (1864)
There's no good reason to think Twain ever said this.
Encountered this one in an e-mail forward:
"Whose property is my body? Probably mine. I so regard it. If I experiment with it, who must be answerable? I, not the State. If I choose injudiciously, does the state die? Oh, no."
If you Google it, there are sources, but I'm not sure any are reliable... I'm not super-familiar with WikiQuote policies. --22.214.171.124 16:14, 10 September 2010 (UTC)
Why are 99% of things false quotes ?
So many of things are wrongly-credited quotes. O_o --126.96.36.199 01:14, 14 November 2010 (UTC)
I found through Google Books
The following quote appears in "Wit and wisecracks" -- "I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one."
- Mark Twain: Wit and Wisecracks, ed. Doris Benardete (1961, Peter Pauper Press) is not a reliable collection. It does not cite sources and it includes known misquotes.
A better source sometimes cited for this quote is Charles Neider, ed., The Autobiography of Mark Twain (1959), p. 227. The best source is Bernard DeVoto, ed., Mark Twain in Eruption: Hitherto Unpublished Pages About Men and Events (2nd edition, 1940), p. 155. DeVoto was the curator for Twain's papers. ~ Ningauble 12:17, 19 March 2011 (UTC)
Truth & Fiction
This quote: "Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't." (which is currently found in 2 forms in 2 places on the unsourced quote section) is from Following the Equator, where, as an epigraph at the beginning of chapter 15. It is there attributed to Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar. 188.8.131.52 17:48, 4 December 2011 (UTC)
Unsourced quote: "A Christian is a person who wants to give up great things in a real life, for mediocre things in an imaginary one. More importantly, they demand you do the same."
This quote seems to be going around the atheist blogosphere lately, but I can't find a source. So I thought I'd drop it here, so at least it's noted down, and people can at a minimum, try to find a source (or verify that it's very likely not correctly attributed). 184.108.40.206 19:06, 25 January 2013 (UTC)
That really sounds like something Twain would say....If I had to pick, it would be one of the blurbs from Pudd'nhead Wilson, or from Letters from Earth. On the other hand, that quote REALLY sounds like one of those pearls from Robert G. Ingersol. --Bill Abendroth (talk) 04:15, 15 May 2013 (UTC)
It sounds much more like the words of the late Dr. Christopher Hitchens, the author of "God Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything" --2605:E000:99D5:1600:F95D:C2D2:21EA:7794 17:42, 6 April 2018 (UTC)
Authenticity of "Never argue with an idiot..." quote?
A quote I see often attributed to Mark Twain is "Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience". Some variations have "fool" in place of "idiot", etc., but the ending is the same. Does anybody know if this quote is really Twain's? And if so, where he said it? It's been also misattributed to George Carlin, but I'm almost certain he never said it. Geezerbill (talk) 01:37, 8 April 2013 (UTC)
- O he might well have said it, but it is not his, as it is an old old saying in more than one tradition, globally. And no, I don't have a handy source for that. :) Unfriend13 (talk) 21:16, 5 June 2013 (UTC)
The quote most assuredly stems from Proverbs 26:4 "When arguing with fools, don't answer their foolish arguments, or you will become as foolish as they are." -Proverbs 26:4 (NLT)
I've seen this attributed to Twain. Is it misattributed?: "Fortune knocks at every man's door once in a life, but in a good many cases the man is in a neighboring saloon and does not hear her." 220.127.116.11 01:44, 17 September 2013 (UTC)
"The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible."
I have seen this quote attributed to Mark Twain but I have however not been able to find any source that this was originally said by Mark Twain. 18.104.22.168 20:11, 9 October 2013 (UTC)
It makes a lot of sense -- in its ambiguity -- as a brilliant way to end the big public argument with Mary Baker Eddy, whose followers would have interpreted it as a capitulation. 2605:A601:46D:B01:CABC:C8FF:FEA5:82F4 00:34, 27 June 2016 (UTC)
Source for "It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it."?
A quote commonly attributed to Twain is "It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it", which I found in the "unsourced" section. From my research it comes from Twain's novel Pudd'nhead Wilson:
"OCTOBER 12, THE DISCOVERY. It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
--Pudd`nhead Wilson`s Calendar"
Find the complete novel here.
Another quote about weather
"never allow someone to be your priority when you're just their option"
Lots of Facebook posts and less-than-reliable websites crediting this to Twain, but I'm sure it's not. Doesn't sound like him. (PS, if you respond, please say so on my Eng Wikipedia talkpage) Oiyarbepsy (talk) 00:07, 19 September 2015 (UTC)
Saw this quote attributed to Twain
"When the rich rob from the poor, it's called business. When the poor rob from the rich, it's called violence."
Is this from Twain? I saw it on The Other 98% Facebook page, posted October 5, 2016 at 9:16pm
Best I could find is this quote unattributed at http://freespeechjournal.com/quotable-quotes.html —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 2602:306:bd4f:980:edff:5f65:add5:d6c2 (talk • contribs) 05:31, 7 October 2016 (UTC)
Oddly selective quote
"That is a simple rule, and easy to remember. When I, a thoughtful and unblessed Presbyterian, examine the Koran, I know that beyond any question every Mohammedan is insane; not in all things, but in religious matters".
This seems to me to be unfortunately cropped. The next line is "When a thoughtful and unblessed Mohammedan examines the Westminster Catechism, he knows that beyond any question I am spiritually insane", going on to "The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane". At present it appears as if Twain were saying something particular about Mohammedans, when he was doing nothing of the kind. Pinkbeast (talk) 19:58, 1 July 2018 (UTC)
The section 1.12 Following the Equator contains almost exclusively references to Puddin' Head Wilson. I would like to rename it to its proper category and start a new one for Following the Equator. I would do this to include one quote about Jane Austen. That being:
"Jane Austen's books, too, are absent from this library. Just that one omission alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it."
The source for this is these websites ---- http://www.biblioteca.org.ar/libros/167735.pdf --- https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2895/2895-h/2895-h.htm ( CHAPTER LXII )
I do not mean to start trouble with Jane Austen fans. In that light I would leave out Twain's other quote about Austen. That one seems a little mean-spirited. 01:45, 22 January 2019 (UTC)
Well, it appears I should have done more research. The quotes in the aforementioned section are from Following the Equator. They are an opening line to each of the chapters on the book. There is no need to rename and/or create a new listing. I will place the quote referencing Jane Austen in section 1.12. As one of Gilda Radner's characters said " Never Mind ". 02:18, 25 January 2019 (UTC)