The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius/Season 2

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The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius is a show that ran on Nickelodeon from 2002–2006. The show follows the life of genius kid Jimmy Neutron and his friends and family. It is also based on the 2001 CGI film Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius.

Sorry, Wrong Era[edit]

Jimmy: Sorry, ladies, but I needed test subjects for my new Quantum Replay 9000.

Hugh Neutron: [low growling, slurping] Oh, Sam. I could eat your ice cream all day long. So I think I will. [rewinding]
All: Ew! That's disgusting! Horrible! Gross!
Sam: You've been re-eating the same ice cream for hours! It's disgusting-- you're out of here!
Hugh: [gasps] You're right Sam. Mustn't overdo a good thing. Well, I'll just be going. Just let me finish my Purple Flurp. [belches and repeats]
All: Gross. Stop.
[Hugh belches and repeats]
Sam: Sweet mercy. [Sam faints]

Jimmy: Watch out for its retractable claws... unless it spits venom, then watch out for having your eyes dissolved.
Sheen: Wha -- how can I watch if my eyes are dissolved?
Carl: No, watch before they're dissolved!
Sheen: Watch my eyes? That doesn't make any sense.
Jimmy: Guys, please!

Hugh: [crowd shouting] Hi, Puffmomma. Remember how I promised I'd never be brought home by an angry mob again?
Sam: He disgusted all my customers, yeah.
Libby: He gave us brain freeze.
Woman: He made me experience the miracle of birth again and again and again. [crying]
Sam: Yeah, yeah, birth. [mob yelling]
Judy: All right, everyone. I'll handle things from here.
Sam: Somebody give me a ride home now.
Hugh: Now, Sugarbooger, I know it looks like I may have misused the power to control time and space for my own advantage, but on the positive side...
Judy: Mm-hmm.
Hugh: Ow! Honey, that's my ear. I use it to listen with. Ow!

The Retroville 9[edit]

[Sheen catches a ball Jimmy threw]
Ms. Fowl: Ball three!
Sheen: Ball!?! That was right down the middle. I've seen better calls at a square dance!
Ms. Fowl: Jimmy's throwing lollipops. The day he throws down Broadway is the day I dance on the moon!

Tremendous Jackson: Somewhere in the Rytridian Galaxy, Ultralord weeps.

Grumpy Young Men[edit]

Store Clerk: Doom Bringer II is for mature players only due to Violence, Exaggerated Mayhem, and Old Lady Kicking.

Sheen: [after being kicked out of the store] How dare he throw your father out of the store?!

[Jimmy screams in the mirror after seeing he's old. Goddard screams like a teen girl after seeing Jimmy old. Doorbell rings. Cuts to Jimmy answering the door, only to scream again.]
Old Carl: Jimmy, is that you way over there?
Old Jimmy: Guys! Something went horribly wrong!
Old Sheen: Oh, gee you think? And another thing: kids today wear their pants too low! They're down under their stomachs, for cryin' out loud!

Old Sheen: Hey! I know what you're doing! You're trying to take me to the nursing home! [pounds on the car's window] Let me out! Let me out!
Old Carl: Sheen, careful! This car's going an excess of 7 miles.
[Old Sheen pants, checks his pulse, and faints. Old Jimmy parks into a Candy Bar parking lot.]
Old Sheen: You know, when I was a kid, the sky was bluer! And a quarter would buy you groceries for a week!
Old Jimmy: Gas planet. Does anyone remember what we drove down here to get?

Sam: Hey, Oldilocks, what's the big idea, you and your bingo buddy takin' all the rice pudding from the buffet?
Old Sheen: It says "Seniors Eat Dessert Free"!
Sam: You're supposed to buy an entree first!
Old Carl: We did. I had a hamburger in here yesterday.
[Carl and Sheen laugh.]
Old Carl: Oh, my spleen.

Old Jimmy: Now, what was it I wanted? Something starting with a "T." Tostadas, turpentine?
Hugh: Well, hey, old-timer. I like the way you're wearing your pants. I've been thinking of wearing mine more like that, maybe growing out my nose hair a little bit. You look familiar.
Old Jimmy: Oh, no, I'm just a strange old man, not your son after screwing up an experiment.
Hugh: [chuckles] I know. You remind me of my father, except you're not always saying, "Huey, I told you, toothpaste isn't food."
Old Jimmy: Not possible. I don't have any family.
Hugh: What? Oh, well, that's terrible. Come on. Come with me, I'll get you a nice home-cooked meal.
Old Jimmy: B-but I can't. I have to buy something with a "T."
Hugh: I'll get you a nice cup of tea.
Old Jimmy: Let go!
Hugh: Come on.
Old Jimmy: I said, let me go!

Judy: Here's your dinner. I put it in the blender first so the chewing doesn't tire you out.
Hugh: So what did you do before you retired, old-timer?
Old Jimmy: I can't even remember what I'm supposed to be doing now, but I think it's real important.
Hugh: Well, you know, maybe if we guess, it'll jog your memory. Let's see. Did it involve swinging heavy things?
Old Jimmy: N-No, I don't think so.
Hugh: Well, that eliminates lumberjack and executioner.

[last lines]
Carl: I stole Jimmy's toast the other day. Sometimes, I dream about girls.
Jimmy: Maybe we better go.
Carl: I don't think Ultralord exists…
Carl: My mom is really 42. I just ripped--

Nightmare in Retroville[edit]

Sam: I wish I was married.

Jimmy for President[edit]

Ms. Fowl: It looks like some of our candidates have been found guilty of bribery, blackmail, and MURDER! [class screams] Sorry, not murder. I meant operating a zeppelin on school premises. Anyway, they're all illegal campaign activities, which means Jimmy, SHEEN and Libby have been disquaaaalified!

Love Potion 976/J[edit]

Carl: [singing] Oh, Judy, will you came and you make me some cookies? Will you- [sees Hugh is walking out, gasps] Let me have is beautiful you can't destroy it.
Hugh: Alrighty then.
[Carl dings the triangle 6 times.]

Britney & Libby: Ahh!
Jimmy: I can't talk, I can't think. Everywhere I go, you're there!
Cindy: What kind of sick joke is this?
Jimmy: Oh, you're gonna make me say it, aren't you? Alright then, I'll say it.....I love you Cindy Vortex! [echoes]
[Cindy, Britney and Libby gasp. They all laugh. Cindy splats ice cream in Jimmy's face. Sam stops laughing and mad walks to Jimmy.]
Jimmy: Mmm... pecan ripple your favorite.
Sam: You messy little hooligan. I was clean that floor 8 months ago. You're out of here! Yeah, yeah.

Sheen's Brain[edit]

Sheen: That's right! He said Ow! Yah!, you are Ultra Lord! Join me Ultra Lord, with my brains and your magma canon, well rule the universe!

Maternotron Knows Best[edit]

Carl: [after circle fade-out] Uh, Sheen.
[Fades in to Carl and Sheen taking a survey near Jimmy's lab at night.]
Carl: What was the answer you chosen for question 319?
Sheen: C.: Lure the tiger away from Jimmy by imitating a chicken strip.
Carl: [smiles] Hmm! Works for me.

Send in the Clones[edit]

Jimmy: Today is the single greatest day in the history of the universe. Pluto is aligning with Neptune causing space snow flurries to create galactic ice crystals which keep ice cream at the perfect eating temperature! Yes.
Goddard: [Barks]

[One by one, the Jimmy clones emerge.]
Positive Jimmy: Hi, everybody! Isn't it a super, amazing, great day?
Negative Jimmy: [stifled grunt] You call this a great day? [sniffs] I should have stayed in bed!
Romantic Jimmy: Ah, but romance is in ze air, eh? It is a beautiful day to fall in love, n'est-ce pas?
Funny Jimmy: [laughing] Hey, everybody! It's great to be here for Line-up Night! Hey, have you seen that Cindy Vortex? Talk about the Wicked Witch of the Elementary. [Laughs] Hey, but seriously, these are the jokes, folks, come on, laugh with me.
[Goddard plays a laugh track.]
Macho Jimmy: Hey! Who's up for some football, huh?
Evil Jimmy: Nice place, kid. You know, I could have some serious fun with this stuff... [snickers]

[All clones watch Jimmy blast off outside]
Evil Jimmy: Hey, you heard the man: do your chores, boys.
Negative Jimmy: But I've never mailed a letter! What if I get my hand stuck in the box?!
Positive Jimmy: Hey, turn that frown upside down, Mr. Gloomy Gus! Everything's gonna be terrific!
Romantic Jimmy: [chuckles] Mais oui! Love is all around us.
Macho Jimmy: 'Ey! Let's do it to it!
Funny Jimmy: And awaaay we go!
[Cuts to Positive Jimmy at the park.]
Positive Jimmy: Hello, Grandmother, dear.
Grandmother: Where have you been? This bench is too hard. These birds are getting too close. The sun hurts my eyes.
Positive Jimmy: Isn't it a beautiful day? Aren't these birds absolutely amazing? Isn't it great to be alive?!
[Cuts to Negative Jimmy at a mailbox with his hand stuck.]
Negative Jimmy: Ow...
Carl: Oh, hi, Jimmy. I have to do a report on snails or Napoleon. Can you help me?
Negative Jimmy: What's the point of doing homework? We do it and then what? Poof, We're gone. Nothingness, emptiness. We're all just dust in the wind.
Carl: Okay, I..I don't want to be dust in the wind.
[Cuts to Macho Jimmy walking downtown with Disco music playing.]
Macho Jimmy: He shoots, he scores. Neutron is definitely on. Lookin' good. You the man, you the man. 'Ey, it's the Nicksta.
Nick: Neutron? What are you doing?!
Macho Jimmy: I'm walkin' here! You got a problem wit' dat, Skateboard Boy!?!
Nick: Uh, "Skateboard Boy"? [Macho Jimmy skates on Nick's skate board] Whoa, check it out! Neutron has the moves! [crunching, skateboard breaks in two]
Macho Jimmy: Well, how 'bout next time you get a board that can handle the Neutron style? Later, Nick-O-Rama.
[Nick looks angrily in Macho Jimmy's direction, cuts to Sheen playing with his action figures.]
Sheen: "I am Ultra Lord, and I will swing my mighty bat of combat!" "You can't catch me!" "Yes, I can!" Hey, hey, Jimmy, want to see my new action figure?
Funny Jimmy: Do I? Come on, does Robin Hood wear a pantyhose? Hey, why did Ultra Lord cover himself with mayonnaise? [Sheen looks awkwardly at Funny Jimmy] He wanted to make a hero sandwich! [laughs] Hello! [knocking on Sheen's head] Anybody in there? Paging Mr. Sheen. The village called. They want their idiot back.
Sheen: Are you okay, Jimmy? 'Cause you seem really weird.
Funny Jimmy: I'm weird?! [laughing] Come o-o-o-o-on! You should see Ultra Lord's uncle Morris!
[Cuts to Romantic Jimmy walking to Cindy's house, smiling to the camera, and ringing Cindy's doorbell.]
Cindy: [sighs] Whad'ya want, Neutron?
Romantic Jimmy: To return a book and to drink in your beauty, Miss Vortex.
Cindy: Very funny.
Romantic Jimmy: I jest not. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Not even Shakespeare seems inadequate to describe your perfection!
Cindy: Cut it out, Neutron, before I barf!
Romantic Jimmy: Ah, ah, ah! But before zat, would you favor me wiz a kiss?
[Romantic Jimmy tries to kiss Cindy, but has the door closed on him and faints.]
Cindy: Is he for real? And what's with the bad French accent? [opens door after hearing music]
Romantic Jimmy: [Guitar playing] [singing] Oh, Cindy, I love you, more than Albert Einstein's theory of relativity. Oh, Cindy, ma cherie, [laughs] my little Cindy. Would you please come and kiss me? [Cindy faints to French Jimmy's surprise] Wait, why are you sleeping?
[Cuts to Evil Jimmy walking up to a man.]
Evil Jimmy: Hey, buddy, want a pie?
Man: Yeah!
Evil Jimmy: [splats pie in the man's face, snickers] You can't beat the classics!
Man: [licks face] Mmm... [gives Thumbs up] I'll say.
[Evil Jimmy looks at the camera, mouth open and smiling.]

[The citizens get mad at Hugh for what the clones did.]
Hugh: Calm down, folks. Now, just tell me, what did the Jimster do?
Nick: He busted my skateboard, dude!
Carl: He said I was gonna to be "dust in the wind"!
Grandmother: He made me smile and my dentures fell out!
Sheen: He mocked Ultra Lord's family!
Cindy: He made my heart sing and--- I mean, he said things to me so vile and despicable I cannot repeat them in mixed company!
Man: And... he threw a pie in my face!
Hugh: [Chuckles] You can't beat the classics.
Man: [Growling]
Hugh: I'm sure Jimmy had a good reason for doing all these admittedly strange, bizarre things, so...who wants pie?
[All growling]
Man: [Spits] I'm good.
Jimmy: Oh no! It's those clones! I gotta find them. Goddard, activate clone locator!
(Goddard's chest show a map with Jimmy's head representing the clones, pinging)
(cuts the the clones walking slowly downtown)
Positive Jimmy: I had the most scrumptious day with my most wonderful Grandmama.
Romantic Jimmy: I fell in love with a beautiful mademoiselle.
Macho Jimmy: I did some cool moves on a dude's skateboard, but it couldn't take my awesome power, ya know what I'm sayin'?
(Jimmy's rocket lands)
Jimmy: There you are.
Jimmy's Clones: Hi, Jimmy!
Jimmy: Follow me back to my house so I can explain to everybody--- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... We're short one clone! We've got to find him, now!
Funny Jimmy: Oh, you know it's that evil one. He's so bad he makes Attila the Hun look like Bambi!
Negative Jimmy: We'll never find him! We're doomed!
Macho Jimmy: (pushes Negative Jimmy out of the way) 'Ey, I'll find 'im and take 'im down all by myself! Wit' my bare hands, look out!

[Jimmy uses the ice crystals on the clones, freezing them.]
Funny Jimmy: Thaaat's all, folks!
Romantic Jimmy: Adieu, mon ami! Parting is such sweet... Whoo, that is cold!
Macho Jimmy: Yo, give me your best shot, punk!
Negative Jimmy: Oh, this is how it ends... as ice cubes!
Positive Jimmy: I've always wanted to be frozen! This is a dream come true!

The Great Egg Heist[edit]

The Feud[edit]

Ebenezer Wheezer: Hey, Neutron. Just trimming the old hedges before they start throwing off pollens for us.
Hugh Neutron: Wheezer, I'm going to need my Lawnlopper back.
Ebenezer Wheezer: Well, Gee, Neutron. I gave that thing back weeks ago. You must have forgot.
Hugh Neutron: Forgot about my Lawnlopper 300 Pro-Deluxe as seen on TV?! I don't think so.
Ebenezer Wheezer: Well, It's probably in your garage. Why don't you check?
Hugh Neutron: It's probably in your garage. I'll just go get it.
Ebenezer Wheezer: Hey! I already told you, I gave it back, you wingding.
Hugh Neutron: And I'm telling you you didn't, toolhog.
Ebenezer Wheezer: Cheese-brain!
Hugh Neutron: Sneeze-jockey!
Ebenezer Wheezer: Noodlehead!
Hugh Neutron: Just because my lawn is lush and silky while yours is limp and hard to manage...
Ebenezer Wheezer: What?! There's nothing wrong with my lawn.
Hugh Neutron: Oh, please! Dandelions, gopher holes, and these tacky ceramic lawn kitties-- please!
Ebenezer Wheezer: Oh, yeah?! Well, what about your stupid lawn ducks? They're the laughing stock of the entire neighborhood.
Hugh Neutron: No, you put that down right now!
Ebenezer Wheezer: Hey, look at me-- quack, quack, quack. I'm a stupid lawn duck-- quack, quack... whoops.
Hugh Neutron: Sir Quacksalot! [smash, screams]==
Ebenezer Wheezer: Oopsy.

Out, Darn Spotlight[edit]

Nick: [screams as he flies through the air] DUDE!! Oh, man, I broke my leg!
Sheen: All right! That's good luck! Way to go, Nick!

Carl: Uh, Jimmy, I thought we agreed that we didn't like girls.
Jimmy: We don't. Betty is a woman.
Sheen: Got it!

Carl: Hey, Jimmy, I just found out that the play Macbeth has a curse, and you're not supposed to say "Macbeth," 'cause if you say "Macbeth," bad things happen because you said "Macbeth," and we've been saying "Macbeth" a lot. And congratulations on getting the part of Macbeth! [gasps] I SAID "MACBETH"!!!

Mrs. Vortex: My daughter, Cynthia is the star of the show.
Hugh: She's Macbeth?
Mrs. Vortex: No, she's a witch.
Judy: [rolls her eyes] So I hear.

Hugh: Can I have a mocha espresso with plenty of sugar?
Cindy: Yeah, right.

The Junkman Cometh[edit]

Sheen: Hey, Jimmy, I've got something to ask you. How come whenever we're in outer space, we don't have to wear helmets?
Jimmy: Good question, Sheen, and the answer is quite interesting. You see --
[He starts explaining, but Carl's singing drowns it out.]
Carl: [singing over] Moon, moon, moon! Spoon, spoon, spoon! June, June, June! Spittoon, spittoon, spittoon!
Sheen: Uh, really?
Jimmy: Mm-hmm.
Sheen: And how come we don't need oxygen tanks and stuff?
Jimmy: Well --
Carl: [singing over] Star, star, star! You're so far, far, far! Can't go by car, car, car!
Sheen: Fascinating. Thanks.

Sheen: Uh, so, Jimmy, how come it takes astronauts days to go to and from the moon, but it only takes us a few minutes?
Jimmy: That's another good question. You see, it all has to do --
Carl: [singing over] Good-bye, Moon, I'll see you next June! Call the Milky for us soon, and --
Sheen: CARL! Enough with the song!

Foul Bull[edit]

The Science Fair Affair [edit]

Men At Work[edit]

Sheen: You mean this is all a crazy dream? All right! Bring on the dancing tubas!

Skeet: Picture of money... picture of money... Ha! Got you! Big McThankies from McSpanky's. Hey, dude, you missed a spot.

Skeet: You're quitting?! But dude, you're the first guy who fit in the costume.
Jimmy: I'm not quitting-- quite the opposite. I intend to show you all what I am capable of.

Carl: Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Neutron. i have crippling depression
Judy: My goodness! You boys have turned this place into quite the hot spot.
Carl: Yup-- hope you enjoy it. Um... hold up, Mr. Neutron.
Hugh: What... I'm with her.
Carl: Whoa, whoa, whoa-- back it up, chief. Hmm... yeah... nope, sorry, not feeling it.
Hugh: What do you mean?
Carl: Don't make me spell it out, Mr. N., but your outfit just isn't saying McSpanky's to me.
Hugh: Oh, really? Well, maybe because it's too busy saying, "Step aside, Mr... Sassymouth before I tell your parents!"
Carl: Go ahead-- I turned them away two hours ago.
Hugh: That's just terrible. How could you... Hey, look, a famous movie star!
Carl: Where? Where?
Hugh: [snickers] Sucker.
Carl: What, I don't see anybody... Oh, I see him! Hi! No, that's not him.

Sheen: A king Arthur with a hipper placement on a bed of coals?

The Mighty Wheezers[edit]

Sheen: Jimmy! I saw the whole thing! Carl and his folks have become Ultra-Wheezers! How cool is that?

Mrs. Wheezer: You boys sleep tight, now.
Jimmy: But it's only 7:30!
Mr. Wheezer: Now, Jimmy, early to bed, early to rise makes a man less prone to bronchial infection.

Mr. Wheezer: Come on, family! We're gonna climb Mt. Incredibly Unstable!
[Mrs. Wheezer and Carl look scared.]
Carl: No one's ever climbed Mt. Incredibly Unstable and lived! I'm in!
Mrs. Wheezer: Me too.
[The Wheezers run off, shouting.]

Billion Dollar Boy[edit]

[After Jimmy wins the kite-flying competition]
Hugh: Way to go, son! You made your ancestors proud.
Eustace: Yes, well done, Jimmy. Well done indeed. Listen, why don't you and your "people" pop over to the compound for a celebratory Flurp and ice cream banquet?
Jimmy: I think I'd rather gargle liquid Nitrogen!
Hugh: Jimbo, that was rude. Now your ancestors are ashamed again.

Eustace [to Jimmy]: Make ready, Neutron: you're about to face the ultimate triumph in expensive robot technology. Blix, bring out the RA multi-unit!
[Blix lets a small, cat-like robot into the arena]
Carl: Aw, it's adorable!
Sheen: They just don't make crazed, berserk robots like they used to.

Win, Lose and Kaboom![edit]

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