Star Trek: The Next Generation
Star Trek: The Next Generation was a science fiction television series that aired from 1987 to 1994. It follows the crew of the USS Enterprise-D, with the events set 78 years after those in Star Trek: The Original Series. Four feature films with the show's cast were also produced.
Encounter at Farpoint [1.1]
- Q: Thou art notified that thy kind has infiltrated the galaxy too far already. Thou art directed to return to thine own solar system immediately.
- Q: Go back, or thou shalt most certainly die!
- Q: But you can't deny that you're still a dangerous, savage child race.
- Q: ...and 400 years before that, you were murdering each other in quarrels over tribal god images. Since then, there are no indications that humans will ever change.
- Q: There are preparations to make, but when we next meet, Captain, we'll proceed exactly as you suggest.
- Jean-Luc Picard: If we're going to be damned, let's be damned for what we really are.
- Data: I am superior, sir, in many ways, but I would gladly give it up to be human.
- William Riker: Nice to meet you... Pinocchio.
- [Data stares at Riker]
- William Riker: A joke.
- Data: Ah! Intriguing.
- William Riker: You're going to be an interesting companion, Mr. Data.
- Q: It is an unknown, Captain. Isn't that enough?
- Jean-Luc Picard: If you'd earned that uniform you're wearing you'd know that the unknown is what brings us out here.
- Admiral McCoy: Have you got some of a reason my atoms scattered all over space, boy?
- Data: No, sir. But at your age, sir, I thought you shouldn't have to put up with the time, and trouble of a shuttlecraft.
- Admiral McCoy: Hold it right there, boy?
- Data: Sir?
- Admiral McCoy: What about my age?
- Data: Sorry, sir. If that subject troubles you...
- Admiral McCoy: Troubles me? What's so damn troublesome about not havin' died? How old you think I am anyway?
- Data: 137 years, Admiral, according to Starfleet records.
- Admiral McCoy: Explain how you remembered that so exactly.
- Data: I remember every fact I am exposed to, sir.
- Admiral McCoy: I don't see no points on your ears boy, but you sound like a Vulcan.
- Data: No, sir, I am an android.
- Admiral McCoy: Almost as bad.
- Data: I thought it was generally accepted, sir, that Vulcans are an advanced, and most honorable race.
- Admiral McCoy: They are, they are, and damn annoying at times.
- Data: Yes, sir.
- Admiral McCoy: Well, this is a new ship, but she's got the right name. Now you remember that you hear?
- Data: I will sir.
- Admiral McCoy: You treat her like a lady, and she'll always bring you home.
The Naked Now [1.3]
- Data: Indications of what humans would call... a wild party.
- Data: "There was a young lady from Venus, whose body was shaped like a..."
- Jean-Luc Picard: [frantically cutting off Data] Captain to Security, come in!
- Data: Did I say something wrong?
- Worf: I don't understand their humor, either.
- Tasha Yar: Data. You are fully functional, aren't you?
- Data: [intoxicated by the virus] We are more alike than unlike, my dear Captain. I have pores. Humans have pores. I have... fingerprints. Humans have fingerprints. My chemical nutrients are like your blood. If you prick me... do I not... leak?
Code of Honor [1.4]
- Beverly Crusher: Where are the calluses we doctors are supposed to grow over our feelings?
- Jean-Luc Picard: Perhaps the good ones never get them.
- Data: For example, what Lutan did is similar to what certain American Indians once did called "counting coup." That is from an obscure language known as French. "Counting coup..."
- Jean-Luc Picard: Mr. Data, the French language for centuries on Earth represented civilization.
- Data: Indeed? But surely, sir...
- William Riker: I suggest you drop it, Mr. Data.
- Data: Yes, sir. "Counting coup" could be something as simple as touching an enemy with a stick in battle or taking something from him and escaping.
- Jean-Luc Picard: You speak of a code of honor, but what you are saying now, according to our customs, is called an act of war.
- Lutan: This is not an act of war, but of love! I want Lieutenant Yar to become my first one.
- Yareena: I challenge your right of supersedence!
- Hagon: No woman has challenged supersedence for over 200 years!
- Yareena: The right is mine, and I will have it. Natasha Yar, I challenge you to a struggle to the death.
- Jean-Luc Picard: No! The challenge is unequivocally refused.
- Lutan: Then you shall have no treaty! No vaccine! And no Lieutenant Yar!
The Last Outpost [1.5]
- Data: [his fingers in a Chinese finger trap] Apologies, Captain. I seem to have reached an odd functional impasse. I am, uh... stuck.
- Jean-Luc Picard: Then get unstuck and continue with the briefing.
- Data: Yes, sir. That is what I'm trying to do, sir, but the solution eludes me.
- Geordi La Forge: My hero.
Where No One Has Gone Before [1.6]
Lonely Among Us [1.7]
- Data: If the Enterprise were really this fragile, sir, she never would have left spacedock. Therefore, her systems' failures are not endemic to the ship, but are the result of the actions of an unknown adversary.
- William Riker: We have a saboteur aboard.
- Data: I believe I said that.
- Data: It's elementary, my dear Riker. Sir.
- Data: "We must fall back on the old axiom that when other contingencies fail, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
- Edo God: [booming voice] State... the... purpose. State the purpose of what you have done.
- Jean-Luc Picard: I'm Captain Picard, commanding this Federation starship.
- Edo God: State the purpose of your visit here.
- Jean-Luc Picard: We have sent down what we call an away team, to make peaceful contact here.
- Edo God: Do you plan to leave life-forms here?
- Jean-Luc Picard: No. We are merely visiting here.
- Edo God: But you did more at the world you just left. Why have you left your own life-forms there?
- Data: The colony we just planted, sir.
- Jean-Luc Picard: We found that world uninhabited. The life-forms we left there had... had sought the challenge-- at least, that is the basic reason-- had sought the challenge of creating a new lifestyle-- a new society there. Life on our world is driven to protect itself by seeding itself as widely as possible.
- Edo God: Do not interfere with my children below.
- Rivan: They are called mediators and they are needed only in one place each day.
- Liator: The punishment zone, an area that's selected for a period of time.
- Tasha Yar: It's a completely random selection?
- Liator: No one but our mediators know what place or for how long. We're very proud of the wisdom of our ancestors. No person ever knows where or when a zone will be.
- Rivan: And so no one risks death.
- Worf: Death?
- Rivan: By breaking any law.
- Tasha Yar: Wait, explain this.
- Liator: Only one punishment for any crime.
- Worf: Anyone who commits any crime in the punishment zone dies?
- Liator: So, we are not yet as advanced as they are. And since you are advanced in other ways, too, I suggest you use your superior powers to rescue the Wesley boy. We will record him as a convicted criminal out of our reach-- an advanced person who luckily escaped the barbarism of this backward little world.
- Data: They were able to communicate with me quite... I was about to say quite easily but there was nothing easy about it. Fortunately, they stopped short of overloading my circuitry.
- Jean-Luc Picard: You're saying they? So it is a vessel of some sort?
- Data: Definitely not a single entity, if that's what you mean, sir, although they know the Edo worship them as a god thing.
- Jean-Luc Picard: They know?
- Data: They recognize that this is quite expected and harmless at the present Edo stage of evolution.
- Jean-Luc Picard: What sort of vessel?
- Data: It is perhaps not what we would understand as a vessel, sir. The dimensions this one occupies allows them to be... well, to be in several places at once, that they consider that this entire star cluster is theirs. It was probably unwise of us to attempt to place a human colony in this area. Of course, there are 3,004 other planets in this star cluster in which we could have colonized. The largest and closest...
- Jean-Luc Picard: Data! Don't babble.
- Data: Babble, sir? I am not aware that I ever babble, sir. It may be that from time to time I have considerable information to communicate, and you may question the way in which I organize it...
- Jean-Luc Picard: Please, organize it into brief answers to my questions. We have very little time. Do they accept our presence at this planet?
- Data: Undecided, sir.
- Jean-Luc Picard: Data, please feel free to volunteer any important information.
- Data: I volunteer that they are now observing us, sir.
- Jean-Luc Picard: To judge what kind of life-forms we are?
- Data: No. It is more curiosity. I doubt that they expect us to abide by their value systems.
- Jean-Luc Picard: Do they know of our Prime Directive?
- Data: They know everything I know, sir.
- Jean-Luc Picard: And if we were to violate the Prime Directive...
- Beverly Crusher: That's not a fair question.
- Jean-Luc Picard: How would they react?
- Data: That would be a case of judging us by our own rules, sir. If we violate our own Prime Directive they might consider us to be deceitful and untrustworthy. You do recall, they cautioned us not to interfere with their children below. What has happened?
- Beverly Crusher: The Edo want to execute my son.
- Tasha Yar: What of Justice to Wesley? Does he deserve to die?
- Jean-Luc Picard: I'm truly sorry, Liator, but I must have justice for my people, too. Transporter Room, energize. Transporter Room, come in.
- Transporter Officer: We can't energize the beam, sir. Everything checks out, but we're getting no results.
- First Mediator: God has prevented your escape.
- Beverly Crusher: Then your God is unfair. My son had no warning that his act was criminal.
- Second Mediator: We cannot allow ignorance of the law to become a defense.
- Jean-Luc Picard: I don't know how to communicate this, or even if it is possible, but the question of justice has concerned me greatly of late and I say to any creature who may be listening, there can be no justice so long as laws are absolute. Even life itself is an exercise in exceptions.
- William Riker: When has justice ever been as simple as a rule book?
The Battle [1.9]
- Bok: It is a gift from us with which we honor the hero of Maxia.
- William Riker: Your shields were failing, sir.
- Jean-Luc Picard: Mm-hmm. I... improvised. With the enemy vessel coming in for the kill, I ordered a sensor bearing, and when it came into the return arc...
- Data: You performed what Starfleet textbooks now refer to as the "Picard Maneuver."
- Jean-Luc Picard: Well, I did what any good helmsman would have done. I dropped into high warp, stopped right off the enemy vessel's bow fired everything I had.
- William Riker: And blowing into maximum warp speed, you appeared for an instant to be in two places at once.
- Jean-Luc Picard: And our attacker fired on the wrong one.
- Bok: Collecting on an old debt.
- Bok: Die well, Captain!
- Kazago: First Officer Kazago to human Riker.
- William Riker: Not now, Kazago!
- Kazago: We do not wish to become involved in what is clearly a Federation matter...
- William Riker: Fine, fine! Enterprise, out.
- Kazago: You should also know that DaiMon Bok no longer commands this vessel. His first officer has confined him for engaging in this unprofitable adventure. Good luck, First Officer Riker.
- [Picard has just been released from Bok's mind control device]
- Jean-Luc Picard: Bok! Where is Bok?!
- William Riker: Removed from command, sir. And placed under guard for his act of personal vengeance. Seems there was no profit in it.
- Jean-Luc Picard: In revenge, there never is. Let the dead rest... and the past, remain the past. Enterprise, lock on. Beam me home, Riker.
Hide and Q [1.10]
- Jean-Luc Picard: Oh, I know "Hamlet." And what he might say with irony I say with conviction. "What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason. How infinite in faculty. In form, in moving, how express and admirable. In action, how like an angel. In apprehension, how like a god."
- Q: Surely you don't see your species like that, do you?
- Lwaxana Troi: After the young couple have removed their clothing...
- Tasha Yar: The bride and groom go naked?
- Data: Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.
The Big Goodbye [1.12]
- Jean-Luc Picard: Earth, United States, San Francisco, California.
- Computer: Time period?
- Jean-Luc Picard: 1941 AD.
- Data: Hiya, Doc. What's cooking?
- Beverly Crusher: You know I had some trouble getting through? Where's Captain Picard?
- Data: He's on ice.
- Beverly Crusher: Pardon?
- Data: He's being grilled.
- Beverly Crusher: What is he, a fish?
- Cyrus Redblock: Kill the woman.
- McNary: So... this is the big good-bye.
- Data: It was raining in the City by the Bay-- a hard rain. Hard enough to wash the slime...
- Jean-Luc Picard: Data!
- Data: Sorry, sir.
- Data: If you had an off switch, Doctor, would you not keep it secret?
- Beverly Crusher: I guess I would.
- Ramsey: You can't rescue a man from the place he calls his home.
- Worf: If winning is not important, then Commander, why keep score?
- William T. Riker: Keep notes. This project might turn out to be of interest to future scholars.
- Geordi La Forge: Really?
- William T. Riker: Think about it. A blind man teaching an android to paint? That's got to be worth a couple of pages in someone's book.
- William T. Riker: What's a knock-out like you doing in a computer-generated gin joint like this?
- Minuet: Waiting for you.
Too Short a Season [1.16]
- Jean-Luc Picard: Age and wisdom have their graces.
- William T. Riker: I wonder if one doesn't have to have age and wisdom to appreciate that, sir.
- Jean-Luc Picard: I hope not, Number One. It would be such a waste of youth.
When the Bough Breaks [1.17]
- Jean-Luc Picard: Data, find a way to defeat that shield.
- Data: That may be impossible, sir.
- Jean-Luc Picard: Data, things are only impossible until they're not.
- Microbrain: Ugly giant bags... of mostly water...
Coming of Age [1.19]
- Data: Do Klingons observe birthdays, Worf?
- Worf: Klingons are born, live as warriors, and die.
- Data: Then how do you know how old you are?
- Worf: I don't. Do you know?
- Data: I have no age.
Heart of Glory [1.20]
- Jean-Luc Picard: Can you filter out the extraneous information?
- Geordi La Forge: No, I get it all simultaneously.
- Jean-Luc Picard: It's a jumble. How can you make heads or tails of it?
- Geordi La Forge: I select what I want to see and disregard the rest.
- Jean-Luc Picard: How is that possible?
- Geordi La Forge: In a noisy room, how can you pick out one specific voice or sound?
- Jean-Luc Picard: I see. Something you learn.
- Worf: Why do you mock me? Why do you wish to anger me?
- Korris: Only to see if it is still possible.
- Worf: It is.
The Arsenal of Freedom [1.21]
- The Peddler: If you need a little something... special, be it for one target or multiple targets, we've got it, you'll see it, here on Minos, where we live by the motto, "Peace through superior firepower."
- Paul Rice: Tell me about your ship - the Enterprise, isn't it?
- William T. Riker: No... The name of my ship is the Lollipop.
- Paul Rice: I have no knowledge of that ship.
- William T. Riker: It's just been commissioned. It's a good ship.
- T'Jon: Everything's just kind of... you know... dead, I guess. It's all... you know... shut down.
- Jean-Luc Picard: That's a little vague. What's the computer analysis?
- T'Jon: Uh, the computer's not working very well.
- Jean-Luc Picard: The Prime Directive is not just a set of rules; it is a philosophy... and a very correct one. History has proven again and again that whenever mankind interferes with a less developed civilization, no matter how well intentioned that interference may be, the results are invariably disastrous.
Skin of Evil [1.23]
- Tasha Yar: Death is that state where one lives only in the memory of others, which is why it is not an end. No goodbyes—just good memories.
We'll Always Have Paris [1.24]
- Unnamed Officer (Fencing with Picard): Interesting move. What technique was that?
- Jean-Luc Picard: The technique of a desperate man.
- Jenice Manheim: Well, so much for my dramatic exit.
- Data: You are aware, Counselor, that the holodeck can be programmed to recreate an oceanic environment?
- Deanna Troi: Data, it's just not the same. Have you ever gone for a real moonlight swim?
- Data: One can swim in moonlight?
- Worf: Are you okay?
- Geordi La Forge: If I could see, I'd be seeing stars now.
The Neutral Zone [1.26]
- "Sonny" Clemonds: ...you and me can find us a couple of low-mileage pit wolfies, and help 'em build a memory.
- "Sonny" Clemonds: ...you're just about the prettiest lil' old doctor I've ever seen.
[Following their encounter with the Romulans]
- Picard: Our lives just became a lot more complicated
Deanna: Captain. do what you must to protect the ship. But know this, I am going to have this baby
- Kate Pulaski: Dah-ta, look at this.
- Data: [looking slightly confused] 'Day-ta'.
- Kate Pulaski: What?
- Data: My name. It is pronounced 'Day-ta'.
- Kate Pulaski: Oh?
- Data: You called me 'Dah-ta'.
- Kate Pulaski: [laughing] What's the difference?
- Data: One is my name. The other is not.
Where Silence Has Lease [2.2]
- [An alien is impersonating Data.]
- Alien (as Data): What is death?
- Jean-Luc Picard: Oh, is that all. Data, you're asking probably the most difficult of all questions. Some see it as a changing into an indestructible form, forever unchanging. They believe that the purpose of the entire universe is to then maintain that form in an Earth-like garden which will give delight and pleasure through all eternity. On the other hand there are those who hold to the idea of our blinking into nothingness with all of our experiences and hopes and dreams merely a delusion.
- Alien (as Data): Which do you believe sir?
- Jean-Luc Picard: Considering the marvellous complexity of the universe, its clockwork perfection, its balances of this against that... matter, energy, gravitation, time, dimension, I believe that our existence must be more than either of these philosophies. That what we are goes beyond euclidean or other 'practical' measuring systems... and that our existence is part of a reality beyond what we understand now as reality.
- Computer: Ten seconds to auto-destruct.
- William T. Riker: Captain?
- Jean-Luc Picard: Abort auto-destruct sequence.
- Computer: Riker, William T. Do you concur?
- William T. Riker: Yes, absolutely I do indeed concur, wholeheartedly!
- Computer: Auto-destruct cancelled.
- Jean-Luc Picard: A simple "yes" would have sufficed Number One.
- William T. Riker: I didn't want there to be any chance of a misunderstanding.
Elementary, Dear Data [2.3]
The Outrageous Okona [2.4]
- Jean-Luc Picard (to Okona): Now please, follow Cmdr. Rikers' commands so our ship can go back to its normal routine.
- [Riker smiles broadly.]
- Jean-Luc Picard: Something funny?
- William T. Riker: Well, the unexpected is our normal routine.
- [After the holographic comedian has demonstrated a Jerry Lewis impersonation]
- Data: So... if you put funny teeth in your mouth, and jump around like an idiot... that is considered funny!
Loud as a Whisper [2.5]
The Schizoid Man [2.6]
- Jean-Luc Picard: No being is so important that he can usurp the rights of another.
Unnatural Selection [2.7]
- Kate Pulaski: Chief medical officer's log, supplemental...Scientists believe no experiment is a failure, that even a mistake advances the evolution of understanding. But all achievement has a price. For one brief glance at the mysterious blueprint of human evolution, the men and women of the U.S.S. Lantree paid with their lives. Their sacrifice is thus noted in this scientist's log.
A Matter of Honor [2.8]
The Measure of a Man [2.9]
- Jean-Luc Picard: If we were not surrounded by all these people, you know what I would like to do?
- Phillipa Louvois: Bust a chair across my teeth, probably.
- Jean-Luc Picard: After that.
- Phillipa Louvois: Oh, ain't love wonderful?
- Phillipa Louvois: [to Picard] I never thought I'd say this, but it's good to see you again. It brings a sense of order and stability to my universe to know that you're still a pompous ass...and a damn sexy man.
- Guinan: Consider that in the history of many worlds there have always been disposable creatures. They do the dirty work. They do the work that no one else wants to do, because it's too difficult and too hazardous. With an army of Datas, all disposable, you don't have to think about their welfare, or you don't think about how they feel. Whole generations of disposable people.
- Jean-Luc Picard: You're talking about slavery.
- Guinan: I think that's a little harsh.
- Jean-Luc Picard: I don't think that's a little harsh, I think that's the truth. That's the truth that we have obscured behind...a comfortable, easy euphemism. 'Property.' But that's not the issue at all, is it?
- William T. Riker: [demonstrating Data is a machine by deactivating him in the courtroom]: Pinocchio is broken; its strings have been cut.
- Jean-Luc Picard: Starfleet was founded to seek out new life. Well, there it sits . . . waiting!
- Jean-Luc Picard: Now tell me, Commander, what is Data?
- Bruce Maddox: I...I don't understand.
- Jean-Luc Picard: [shouting] What is he?
- Bruce Maddox: A machine.
- Jean-Luc Picard: Are you sure?
- Bruce Maddox: Yes.
- Jean-Luc Picard: You see, he's already met two of your criteria for sentience, so what about the third? Consciousness, in even the smallest degree! What is he then? I don't know. [to Maddox] Do you? [to Riker] Do you? [to Louvois] Do you?
- Phillipa Louvois: It sits there looking at me, and I don't know what it is. This case has dealt with metaphysics, with questions best left to saints and philosophers. I am neither competent nor qualified to answer those. I've got to make a ruling, to try to speak to the future. Is Data a machine? Yes. Is he the property of Starfleet? No. We have all been dancing around the basic issue. Does Data have a soul? I don't know that he has. I don't know that I have! But I have got to give him the freedom to explore that question himself. It is the ruling of this court that Lieutenant Commander Data has the freedom to choose.
The Dauphin [2.10]
- Worf [about Salia]: Do not be deceived by her looks. The body is just a shell.
- [Worf makes a prolonged scream.]
- Worf: That is how the Klingon lures a mate.
- Wesley: Are you telling me to go yell at Salia?
- Worf: No. Men do not roar. Women roar...[besotted] and they hurl heavy objects...and claw at you...
- Wesley: What does the man do?
- Worf: He reads love poetry. [regaining his composure.] He ducks a lot.
- William T. Riker: Fate. It protects fools, little children, and ships named "Enterprise."
- William T. Riker: If it should become necessary to fight, can you arrange to find me some rocks to throw at them.
- [Data is being rewritten by the Iconian computer]
- Jean-Luc Picard: How do I override the doors?
- Data: Blue, blue, blue
- Jean-Luc Picard: I hope that is not a stutter.
- Worf: Captain, you will be killed.
- Jean-Luc Picard: I'll go through the gate.
- Worf: But where will you end up?
- Jean-Luc Picard: Very shortly anywhere will be preferable to this room.
- [Picard ends up on a Romulan ship]
- Sub commander Taris: I cannot deactivate the auto-destruct, but at least I have the satisfaction that you will die with us.
- Jean-Luc Picard: [beaming out] Not, I think, today, Commander.
The Royale [2.12]
- William Riker: But the probability of making a six is no greater than that of rolling a seven.
- Data: There is a certain degree of random fortune involved. I believe that is why they call it 'gambling'.
- [Data is at the craps table, about to roll]
- Data: Commander, these cubes are improperly balanced. I believe their final resting position would be a-
- Riker: Can you repair them?
- Data: I believe so. I will make another attempt.
- [Data adjusts the dice in his hand subtly]
- Data: Baby needs new pair of shoes.
Time Squared [2.13]
- William Riker: Flair is what marks the difference between artistry and mere competence.
The Icarus Factor [2.14]
- William Riker: The game's not big enough unless it scares you a little.
- Q: You judge yourselves against the pitiful adversaries you've encountered so far: the Romulans, the Klingons... They're nothing compared to what's waiting. Picard, you are about to move into areas of the galaxy containing wonders more incredible than you can possibly imagine... and terrors to freeze your soul. I offer myself as a guide -- only to be rejected out of hand.
- Q: (to Worf) Micro-brain! Growl for me, let me know you still care!
- Guinan: My people encountered them a century ago. They destroyed our cities, scattered my people throughout the galaxy. They're called the Borg. Protect yourself, Captain, or they'll destroy you.
- The Borg: We have analyzed your defensive capabilities as being unable to withstand us. If you defend yourselves, you will be punished.
- Q: The Borg is the ultimate user. They're unlike any threat your Federation has ever faced. They're not interested in political conquest, wealth or power as you know it. They're simply interested in your ship. Its technology. They've identified it as something they can consume.
- William T. Riker: You brought us here, you exposed us to it, and you cost us the lives of our ship-mates!
- Q: Oh, please...
- Jean-Luc Picard: (to Riker) Number One. (to Q) Eighteen of our people have died. Please, Q; tell us that this is one of your illusions.
- Q: Oh, no. This is as real as your so-called life gets. [disappears]
- Q: If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home, and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here! It's wondrous...with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid.
- Q: [to Picard] Con permiso, Capitan. The hall is rented; the orchestra engaged. Now it's time to see if you can dance. (Vanishes)
Samaritan Snare [2.17]
Up the Long Ladder [2.18]
- Data: Judging a being by its physical appearance is the last major human prejudice, Wesley.
- Troi: It seems Captain that you are the early favorite. (to become her mother's husband)
- Riker: Congratulations Sir!
- Picard: I'm not amused, Number One.
The Emissary [2.20]
- Worf: You are late.
- K'Ehleyr: Sorry, had to make myself beautiful.
- Worf: I fail to see why.
- K’Ehleyr: Worf, we’re alone now. You don’t have to act like a Klingon glacier, I don’t bite… actually, that’s not true, I do bite.
- Troi: You’re upset.
- K’Ehleyr: Your finely honed Betazoid sense tell you that?
- Troi: Well… that and the table.
- Picard: Lieutenant, I order you to relax.
- Worf: I AM RELAXED!
- Riker: How’d you like command?
- Worf: Comfortable chair.
Peak Performance [2.21]
- Jean-Luc Picard (in response to Kolrami's criticism of Riker's "jocularity"): Will Riker is the finest officer with whom I have ever served. Don't confuse style with intent.
- Jean-Luc Picard: It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness; that is life.
- Data: It is a matter of perspective, Doctor. In the strictest sense, I did not win [beat, to disappointed groans from the crew] I busted him up.
Shades of Gray [2.22]
- Dr Stubbs: Now the burden is yours.
- Wesley Crusher: Burden?
- Dr Stubbs: To fulfil your potential. You will never come up against a greater adversary than your own potential, my young friend.
- Wesley Crusher: It's just a science project.
- Guinan: You know, a doctor friend once said the same thing to me. Frankenstein was his name.
- Guinan: Wes, do you think you're gonna get a good grade?
- Wesley Crusher: [sighs] I always get an A. [leaves Ten-Forward]
- Guinan: So did Dr Frankenstein.
The Ensigns of Command [3.2]
- Worf: This is hopeless. Fighting would be preferable.
- Jean-Luc Picard: Pursuant to paragraph one thousand, two hundred and ninety I formally request third party arbitration of our dispute.
- Sheliak Captain: You have the right.
- Jean-Luc Picard:And further, pursuant to subsection D3, I name the Grizzelas to arbitrate.
- Sheliak Captain: Grizzelas?
- William Riker (mouths): Grizzelas?
- Jean-Luc Picard:Unfortunately they are currently in their hibernation cycle, but they'll awaken in six months, and then we'll get this matter settled. Now, do you want to wait... or give me my three weeks?
- Sheliak Captain: Absurd! We carry the membership! We can brook no delay!
- Jean-Luc Picard: Then I hereby declare this treaty in abeyance.
- Sheliak Captain: Wait, negotiation is permiss...!
- [Picard signals Worf to cut the transmission.]
- William Riker: You enjoyed that.
- Jean-Luc Picard: You're damned right.
- [Picard attempts to encourage LaForge and O'Brien's efforts to adapt the transporters to cope with the hyperonic radiation...]
- Jean-Luc Picard: Things are only impossible until they're not.
The Survivors [3.3]
Jean-Luc Picard: We're not qualified to be your judges. We have no law to fit your crime.
Who Watches The Watchers [3.4]
The Bonding [3.5]
- William Riker: Maybe if we felt any human loss as keenly as we feel one of those close to us, human history would be far less bloody.
Booby Trap [3.6]
- Picard: It is exactly as they left it, Number One. In the bottle. [seeing his confusion]... The ship in the bottle. [further confusion] Good Lord, didn't anybody here build ships in bottles when they were boys?
- Worf: I did not play with toys.
- Data: I was never a boy.
- O'Brien: [brightly] I did, sir.
- [The others all look at O'Brien for a moment]
- Picard: Thank you, Mister O'Brien. Energize.
- [O'Brien beams Picard, Worf, and Data to the alien vessel. After the sequence is complete, he notices Riker, still staring at him.]
- O'Brien: [defensively] I did! I really did! Ships in bottles? Great fun!
- Dr. Beverly Crusher: Lieutenant, I understand your feelings about the Romulans, but this is not the time or the place.
- Worf: If you had seen them kill your parents, you would understand, Doctor. It is always the time and the place for those feelings.
- Beverly Crusher: This Romulan didn't kill your parents. And you are the only one who can save his life.
- Worf: Then he will die.
- Bochra: [referring to Geordi's blindness] How did this happen?
- Geordi La Forge: I was born that way.
- Bochra: And your parents let you live?
- Geordi La Forge: What kind of question is that! Of course they let me live.
- Bochra: No wonder your race is weak. You waste time and resources on defective children.
- Bochra: I have no more wish to die than you do.
- Geordi La Forge: Bochra, there are times when it is necessary to die for one's ideals... do you believe this is one of those times?
- [Bochra thinks, then lowers his disruptor.]
- Geordi La Forge: Let's go find that beacon.
- Bochra: Do all humans give up so easily?
- Geordi La Forge: Bochra, we're lost. Unless you've got something that can smell neutrinos.
- Bochra: We have the sensor device you are carrying.
- Geordi La Forge: Tricorder? It's not designed to detect neutrinos.
- Bochra: Your eye device does. Connect them.
- Geordi La Forge: That's crazy. The devices aren't compatible, it would be impossible to get an accurate reading... wait a minute. Wait a minute. I wouldn't need to get an accurate reading. I'd just need it to point us in the right direction, a neutrino geiger counter...! [sighs] It's still impossible.
- Bochra: Why?
- Geordi La Forge: Because I can't see! Adapting the devices is delicate work, you can't do it by hand.
- Bochra: Then I will be your eyes.
- DaiMon Goss: My name is DaiMon Goss and these are my counsels, Kol and Dr Aridor. We'll need chairs.
- Jean-Luc Picard: I'm Captain Picard of the Enterprise. I am serving as host for these proceedings.
- DaiMon Goss: Good. Then see to it we get some chairs.
- Picard: Let me explain.
- DaiMon Goss: Fine, fine, just have your Klingon servant get us some chairs.
- Worf: I am in charge of security!
- DaiMon Goss: Then who gets the chairs?
- Geordi La Forge: You know, if this doesn't work, the thought of spending the rest of my life in here is none too appealing.
- Data: There is a bright side, Geordi. You will have me to talk to.
The Vengeance Factor [3.9]
The Defector [3.10]
[Picard's secret backup of cloaked Klingon warbirds has materialized surrounding the Romulans]
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: What shall it be, Tomalak?
Commander Tomalak: You will still not survive our assault.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: And you will not survive ours. Shall we die together?
The Hunted [3.11]
- [Picard reports that the Angosian fugitive has been captured.]
- Prime Minister Nayrok: Do not relax your security for an instant, Captain. He is extremely violent, and very cunning, as you already know.
- Jean-Luc Picard: A matter of internal security: the age-old cry of the oppressor.
- [Worf catches Danar in a clever head-fake scheme.]
- Worf: Danar! You are cunning... you must have Klingon blood.
- Jean-Luc Picard: We have everything we need for our report. Your prisoner has been returned to you. You have a decision to make: either try to force them back or welcome them home. In your own words, this is not our affair. We cannot interfere with the natural course of your society's development and I'd say it's likely to develop significantly during the next several minutes.
- William T. Riker: Success, Captain?
- Jean-Luc Picard: Number One, note in your report that if the government of Angosia survives the night, we will offer Federation assistance in the efforts to reprogram their veterans.
- William T. Riker: And if the government doesn't survive?
- Jean-Luc Picard: I have a feeling they will choose to.
The High Ground [3.12]
- Alexana Devos: In a world where children blow up children, everyone's a threat.
- Kyril Finn: You added the chair, Captain, I am just making you sit in it.
Data: I have been reviewing the history of armed rebellion and it appears that terrorism is an effective way to promote political change.
Jean-Luc Picard: Yes, it can be, but I have never subscribed to the theory that political power flows from the barrel of a gun.
- [After Q apears on the bridge naked]
- Picard: Q!
- Q: [playfully mocking his embarrassment] Red alert!
- Q: And since I was given only a fraction of a second to mull, I chose this, and asked them to bring me here.
- Deanna Troi: Why?
- Q: Because in all the universe, you are the closest thing I have to a friend, Jean-Luc.
- Q: I have no powers! Q the ordinary!
- Picard: Q the liar! Q the misanthrope!
- Q: Q the miserable, Q the desperate! What must I do to convince you people?
- Worf: Die!
- Q: Oh, very clever, Worf. Eat any good books lately?
- Q (to Worf): I can't disappear any more than you could win a beauty contest.
- Q: It's easy. Just change the gravitational constant of the universe.
- Q: I'm not good in groups. It's hard to work in groups when you're omnipotent.
- Q: Dr Crusher, Starfleet have sent you to the exile again.
- Q: Your bedside manner is admirable, Doctor. I'm sure your patients must recover quickly... (sotto voce) just to get away from you.
- Q: I'll have 10 chocolate sundaes.
- Data: I have never seen anyone eat 10 chocolate sundaes.
- Q: I'm in a really bad mood. And since I've never eaten before, I should be very hungry.
- Data: The Captain and many of the crew are not yet convinced he is truly human.
- Guinan: Really?
- [She picks up a fork and stabs Q's hand with it.]
- Q: AAAAAHHHH!!!
- Guinan: Seems human enough to me.
- Q: I wasn't the one who misplaced the entire Deltivid Asteroid Belt!
- Q: This is getting on my nerves, now that I have them!
- Geordi: Q, get to the controls or get the hell out of here!
- Jean-Luc Picard: Q, you exceed your own standards for self-preoccupation.
- Picard: :[After Q stole a shuttle] This goes against my better judgment. Transporter Room 3, lock onto Shuttle 1 and beam it back into its bay.
- Crewman: Aye, sir.
- Picard: [after Riker gives him a disapproving look] It's a perfectly good shuttlecraft!
- Riker: [After Q gives him 2 attractive women] I don't need your fantasy women!
- Q: Oh, you're so stolid! You weren't like that before the beard.
A Matter of Perspective [3.14]
Yesterday's Enterprise [3.15]
- [Guinan gives Worf a small glass of deep purple liquid]
- Guinan: All right, try this.
- Worf: What is it?
- Guinan: Just try it.
- [Worf drinks. After a moment, he looks at the glass, astonished, then up at Guinan]
- Guinan: You see? It's an Earth drink. Prune juice.
- [looking at the glass appreciatively]
- Worf: [awestruck] A warrior's drink.
- Jean-Luc Picard: How can I ask them to sacrifice themselves based solely on your intuition?
- Guinan: I don't know. But I do know that this is a mistake. Every fiber in my being says this is a mistake. I can't explain it to myself, so I can't explain it to you. I only know that I'm right.
- Jean-Luc Picard: Who is to say that this history is any less proper than the other?
- Guinan: I suppose I am.
- Jean-Luc Picard: Not good enough, damn it, not good enough! I will not ask them to die!
- Guinan: 40 billion people have already died. This war is not supposed to be happening. You've got to send those people back to correct this.
- Jean-Luc Picard: And what is to guarantee that if they go back, they will succeed? Every instinct is telling me this is wrong, it is dangerous, it is futile!
- Guinan: We've known each other a long time. You have never known me to impose myself on anyone, or take a stance based on trivial or whimsical perceptions. This timeline must not be allowed to continue. Now, I've told you what you must do. You have only your trust in me to help you decide to do it.
- Rachel Garrett: To be honest with you, Picard... a significant number of my crew members have expressed the desire to return, even knowing the odds. Some because they can't bear to live without their loved ones; some because they don't like the idea of slipping out in the middle of a fight. But I have told them that, in the here and now the Federation needs another ship against the Klingons, and we'd better get used to being in the here and now.
- Jean-Luc Picard: But, if you go back, it could be a great deal more helpful. The war is going very badly for the Federation... far worse than is generally known. Starfleet Command believes that defeat is inevitable. Within six months, we may have no choice but to surrender.
- Rachel Garrett: And you're saying that all this may be a result of our arrival here?
- Jean-Luc Picard: One more ship will make no difference in the here and now, but 22 years ago, one ship could have stopped this war before it started.
- Rachel Garrett: Mr. Castillo.
- Richard Castillo: Yes, Captain.
- Rachel Garrett: Inform the crew we're going back.
- Richard Castillo: Yes, Captain.
- Rachel Garrett: The Romulans will get a good fight. We'll make it one for the history books.
- Guinan: Tasha, you're not supposed to be here.
- Tasha Yar: Where am I supposed to be?
- Guinan: Dead.
- Tasha Yar: Do you know how?
- Guinan: No, but I do know it was an empty death —— a death without purpose.
- Tasha Yar: Guinan says I died a senseless death in the other timeline. I didn't like the sound of that, Captain. I've always known the risks that come with a Starfleet uniform. If I'm to die in one...I'd like my death to count for something.
- Jean-Luc Picard: Lieutenant… Permission granted.
- Jean-Luc Picard: Let's make sure that history never forgets the name Enterprise.
- Klingon: Federation Ship Enterprise. Surrender and prepare to be boarded.
- Jean-Luc Picard: [grimly] That'll be the day.
The Offspring [3.16]
- Data: Lal is my child. You ask that I volunteer to give her up. I cannot. It would violate every lesson I have learned about human parenting. I have brought a new life into this world, and it is my duty, not Starfleet's, to guide her through these difficult steps to maturity. To support her as she learns. To prepare her to be a contributing member of society. No one can relieve me from that obligation. And I cannot ignore it. I am... her father.
- Data: Then he is questioning my ability as a parent.
- Jean-Luc Picard: In a manner of speaking.
- Data: Does the Admiral have children, sir?
- Jean-Luc Picard: I believe he does. Why?
- Data: I am forced to wonder how much experience he had as a parent when his first child was born.
- Jean-Luc Picard: There are times, sir, when men of good conscience cannot blindly follow orders. You acknowledge their sentience, but ignore their personal liberties and freedom. Order a man to turn his child over to the state? Not while I'm his captain.
- [A shaken Admiral Haftel exits Data's laboratory as Data is trying to save Lal.]
- Admiral Haftel: His hands were moving faster than I could see, trying to stay ahead of each breakdown. He refused to give up. He was remarkable... It just wasn't meant to be.
- Lal: I love you, father.
- Data: I wish I could feel it with you.
- Lal: Then I will feel it for both of us.
- Lal: Thank you for my life.
Sins of the Father [3.17]
Captain's Holiday [3.19]
- Jean-Luc Picard: Is the entire crew aware of this little scheme to send me off on holiday?
- William Riker: I believe there are two ensigns stationed on deck 39 who know nothing about it.
- Data: "And is that the purpose of existence? To care for someone?"
- Data: "Through their joining they have been healed. Grief was transmuted to joy, loneliness to belonging."
Hollow Pursuits [3.21]
- Reginald Barclay: I mean I am the guy who writes down things to remember to say when there is a party. And then when he finally gets there he winds up alone, in the corner, trying to look... comfortable examining a potted plant.
- Geordi La Forge: You're just shy.
- Reginald Barclay: Sounds as if it's nothing serious, doesn't it?
The Most Toys [3.22]
- William Riker: For an android with no feelings, he sure managed to evoke them in others.
- Fajo: That's all you have to do, go ahead. Fire. If only you could feel rage over Varria's death. If only you could feel a need for revenge, then maybe you could fire. But you're just an android. You can't feel anything, can you? It's just another interesting intellectual puzzle for you, another of life's curiosities.
- Data: [to himself] I cannot permit this to continue.
- [The transporter beam transports Data as he raises his weapon]
- [As Commander Data is transported back aboard the Enterprise, a weapon is detected in a state of discharge and deactivated]
- Data: [handing his weapon to Riker] A Varon-T disruptor. It belongs to Fajo.
- Riker: Mr O'Brien says the weapon was in a state of discharge.
- Data: Perhaps something occurred during transport, Commander.
- [Data is speaking to Fajo, now being held in the brig]
- Data: You have lost everything you value.
- Fajo: It must give you great pleasure.
- Data: No, sir, it does not. I do not feel pleasure. I am only an android.
- William Riker: Is it my imagination, or have tempers become a little frayed on the ship lately?
- Worf: I hadn't noticed.
- [Riker and Worf walk into Ten-Forward, where a large bar fight is in progress.]
- Worf: I see what you mean.
- Jean-Luc Picard: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! It is... it is... wrong! IT IS WRONG!! A lifetime of discipline washed away, and in its place... [laughs awkwardly, then grunts] Bedlam. BEDLAM! I'm so old. There is nothing left but dry bones, and dead friends. Oh... tired. Oh, so tired.
- Beverly Crusher: It will pass, all of it. Just another hour or so, you're doing fine, just hold on.
- Jean-Luc Picard: NO! This weakness disgusts me! I HATE IT! Where is my logic? I'm betrayed by... desires. Oh, I want to feel, I want to feel... everything. But I am... a Vulcan. I must feel nothing! Give me back my control! [he sobs uncontrollably]
- Beverly Crusher: Jean-Luc!
- Jean-Luc Picard: Pe- Perrin... Amanda... I - wanted - to give you - so much more. I wanted to show you such... t- t- tenderness. But that is not our way. Spock... Amanda... Did you know? P-Perrin, can you - know... how - much I - love - you? I - do - LOVE YOU!
- [Picard weeps heavily, then manages to compose himself]
- Jean-Luc Picard: Beverly...
- Beverly Crusher: I'm here, Jean-Luc. I'm not going anywhere.
- Jean-Luc Picard: It's... quite difficult. The anguish of the man. The despair... pouring out of him, all those feelings. The regrets. [sobs] I c- I can't... stop them! I can't stop them, I can't. I can't...!
- Beverly Crusher: [comforting him] Don't even try.
Ménage à Troi [3.24]
- Jean-Luc Picard: The Academy must make you wait- that's true. But upon reviewing your service to this ship, your crewmates, I cannot in good conscience make you wait for the Academy. You see, Wesley, in my eyes you are an acting Ensign in title only. I hereby grant you Field Promotion to Full Ensign with all the commensurate responsibilities and privileges of that rank. Congratulations. You're dismissed.
- Worf: Less talk! More synthehol!
The Best of Both Worlds, Part I [3.26]
- Data: Early bird gets the worm? I believe Commander Shelby erred. There is no evidence of avian or crawling vermicular lifeforms on Jouret IV.
- Geordi: That's not what she meant, Data. But you are right. She erred.
- Picard: It's something of a tradition, Guinan - Captain touring the ship before a battle.
- Guinan: Hmm. Before a hopeless battle, if I remember the tradition correctly.
- Picard: Not necessarily. Nelson toured the HMS Victory before Trafalgar.
- Guinan: Yes, but Nelson never returned from Trafalgar, did he?
- Picard: No, but the battle was won.
- Picard: I wonder if the Emperor Honorius watching the Visigoths coming over the seventh hill could truly realize that the Roman Empire was about to fall. This is really just another page of history, isn't it? Will this be the end of our civilization? Turn the page.
- The Borg: Captain Jean-Luc Picard. You lead the strongest ship of the Federation Starfleet. You speak for your people.
- Picard: I have nothing to say to you. And I will resist you with my last ounce of strength!
- The Borg: Strength is irrelevant. Resistance is futile. We wish to improve ourselves. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service ours.
- Picard: Impossible! My culture is based on freedom and self-determination!
- The Borg: Freedom is irrelevant. Self-determination is irrelevant. You must comply.
- Picard: We would rather die.
- The Borg: Death is irrelevant. Your archaic cultures are authority driven. To facilitate our introduction into your societies, it has been decided that a human voice will speak for us in all communications. You have been chosen to be that voice.
- Picard: I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been… is over. From this time forward, you will service… us.
- Riker: Mr. Worf... fire.
- Locutus: [to Riker] The knowledge and experience of the human Picard is part of us now. It has prepared us for all possible courses of action. Your resistance is hopeless... Number One.
- William Riker: Now, how the hell do we defeat an enemy that knows us better than we know ourselves?
- Worf: The Borg have neither honour nor courage. That is our greatest advantage.
- Locutus: If you attempt to intervene, we will destroy you.
- Riker: Then take your best shot, Locutus. 'Cause we're about to "intervene."
- Rene Picard: You know, you don't seem so arro... arro... Y'know!
- Jean-Luc Picard: Arrogant?
- Rene Picard: Yes! Arrogant! You don't seem that way to me. What does it mean, anyway? Arrogant Son of a-
- Jean-Luc Picard: Let's... Talk about that later, shall we?
- Jean-Luc Picard: They took everything I was. They used me to kill and to destroy and I couldn't stop them. I should have been able to stop them. I tried. I tried so hard. But I wasn't strong enough. I wasn't good enough! I should have been able to stop them. I should... I should...
- Robert Picard: So... my brother is a human being after all. This is going to be with you a long time, Jean-Luc. A long time.
- Data using Picard's voice: One, seven, three, four, six, seven, three, two, one, four, seven, six, Charlie, three, two, seven, eight, nine, seven, seven, seven, six, four, three, Tango, seven, three, two, Victor, seven, three, one, one, seven, eight, eight, eight, seven, three, two, four, seven, six, seven, eight, nine, seven, six, four, three, seven, six. Lock.
Suddenly Human [4.4]
Remember Me [4.5]
- Beverly Crusher: If there's nothing wrong with me . . . maybe there's something wrong with the universe.
- Beverly Crusher: We will start with the assumption that I am not crazy.
- Beverly Crusher: Computer. Read the entire crew roster for the Enterprise.
- Computer: Dr. Beverly Crusher.
- Beverly Crusher: Have I always been the only member of the crew on the starship Enterprise?
- Computer: Affirmative.
- Beverly Crusher: If this were a bad dream, would you tell me?
- Computer: That is not a valid question.
- Beverly Crusher: Like hell it's not. What is the primary mission of the starship Enterprise?
- Computer: To explore the galaxy.
- Beverly Crusher: Do I have the necessary skills to complete that mission alone?
- Computer: Negative.
- Beverly Crusher: Then why am I the only crew member?
- Computer: [confused beeping]
- Beverly Crusher: Aha. Got you there.
- Beverly Crusher: Computer. What is the nature of the universe?
- Computer: The universe is a spheroid region 705 meters in diameter.
- Beverly Crusher: Click my heels together three times and I'm back in Kansas. Can it really be that simple?
- Data: [To Ishara Yar, on friendship] As I experience certain sensory input patterns, my mental pathways become accustomed to them. The inputs eventually are anticipated. And even missed when absent.
- Ishara: You mean, you can become "used" to someone.
- Data: Exactly.
- William Riker: [To Data, on trust] In all trust, there is the possibility for betrayal.
Future Imperfect [4.8]
- Captain Riker: Shut up!
- Admiral Picard: I beg your pardon?!
- Captain Riker: I said shut up! As in close your mouth and stop talking!
Final Mission [4.9]
(seeing Wesley Crusher looking well worn, Picard quips to Wesley describing his appearance) Wesley Crusher: You dont exactly look ship-shape yourself, sir.
- Beverly Crusher: Therapists are always the worst patients. Except for doctors, of course.
- Data: A resumption of our present course at warp six will place us in the T'lli Beta system in six days, thirteen hours, forty-seven minutes.
- William Riker: What, no seconds?
- Data: I have discovered, sir, a certain level of impatience when I calculate a lengthy time interval to the nearest second. However, if you wish...
- William Riker: No, no. Minutes is fine.
- Deanna Troi: Is this how you handle all of your personnel problems?
- William Riker: Sure. You'd be surprised how far a hug goes with Geordi, or Worf.
Data's Day [4.11]
- Data: I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without cause.
- Data: [experimenting with "friendly insults and jibes"] My hair does not require trimming, you lunkhead.
- Data [performing the tap step he has just learned] Am I dancing, Doctor?
- Beverly Crusher: They don't do a lot of tap-dancing at weddings.
- Data: Why?
- Beverly Crusher: Well, Data, because...I don't really know why, Data.
- William Riker: Some days you get the bear, and some days the bear gets you.
The Wounded [4.12]
- Benjamin Maxwell: You're a fool, Picard. History will look at you and say, "This man was a fool."
- Jean-Luc Picard: I'll accept the judgment of history.
- Miles O'Brien: It's not you I hate, Cardassian. I hate what I became because of you.
- Jean-Luc Picard: The loyalty you would so quickly dismiss does not come easily to my people, Gul Macet. You have much to learn about us. Benjamin Maxwell earned the loyalty of those who served with him. In war, he was twice honored with the Federation's highest citation for his courage and valor. And if he could not find a role for himself in peace, we can pity him, but we shall not dismiss him.
- Jean-Luc Picard: [turns his back on the Cardassian officer] Take this message to your leaders, Gul Macet: "We'll be watching."
Devil's Due [4.13]
- Jean-Luc Picard: In the hands of a con artist, fear can be used to motivate obedience, capitulation, the exploitation of innocent people - and that is what I believe has happened here and I intend to prove that.
- Jean-Luc Picard: I've encountered many who are more credibly to be called the devil than you.
- [after Ardra transports Picard to the planet in his pajamas]
- Geordi La Forge: Captain, I wasn't expecting you here.
- Jean-Luc Picard: Neither was I.
- Jean-Luc Picard: Never mind, Mr. Worf, just have Commander Data fetch me in a shuttle. And have him bring a uniform.
- Worf: Did you say... uniform?
- Data: The advocate will refrain from making her opponent disappear.
- Data: [after Ardra becomes the Devil] Any more disruptions and I will rule you in contempt of court. Is that understood?
- Data: I will draw my own conclusions, if you do not mind... Sir.
First Contact [4.15]
Galaxy's Child [4.16]
Night Terrors [4.17]
- Beverly Crusher: We have to dream in order to survive.
- [Guinan has just fired a large (very powerful) phaser rifle to break up a brawl.]
- Gillespie: What is that?!
- Guinan: Just a little souvenir I picked up on Makus III. That was setting number one. Anyone want to see setting number two?
- Data: As my final duty as acting captain, I order you to bed.
Identity Crisis [4.18]
The Nth Degree [4.19]
- [Lt. Barclay has had his intelligence greatly increased by an alien probe and is attempting to interface with the computer.]
- Reginald Barclay: Computer. Begin new program. Create as follows. Work station chair. Now, create a standard alphanumeric console positioned for the left hand. Now an iconic display console positioned for the right hand. Tie both consoles into the Enterprise main computer core utilizing neural scan interface.
- Computer: There is no such device on file.
- Reginald Barclay: No problem; here's how you build it.
- Reginald Barclay: I perceive the entire universe as a single equation and it's so simple.
- Cytherian Alien: Emotive, electrochemical stimulus response; cranial plate; bipedal locomotion. Endoskeletal. Contiguous external integument.
- Jean-Luc Picard: I'm Captain Jean-Luc Picard, of the Federation Starship Enterprise.
- Cytherian Alien: Hierarchical collective command structure.
- Jean-Luc Picard: Who are you?
- Cytherian Alien: Interrogative!
- Q: [To Picard] You are the most impossible person to buy a gift for!
- Jean-Luc Picard: [describing Q] He's devious and amoral and unreliable and irresponsible and... and definitely not to be trusted.
- [Worf smashes Geordi's mandolin against a tree.]
- Worf: ...Sorry.
- Jean-Luc Picard: I've just been paid a visit by Q.
- William Riker: Q? Any idea what he's up to?
- Jean-Luc Picard: He wants to do something nice for me.
- William Riker: I'll alert the crew.
The Drumhead [4.21]
- Worf: The Federation does have enemies, we must seek them out!
- Jean-Luc Picard: Oh yes, that's how it starts, but the road from legitimate suspicion to rampant paranoia is very much shorter than we think.
- Jean-Luc Picard: You know, there are some words I've known since I was a schoolboy. "With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie as wisdom and warning. The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged.
- Adm. Norah Satie: How dare you! You who consort with Romulans! Invoke my father's name in support of your traitorous arguments! It is an affront to everything I hold dear. And to hear his name used to subvert the United Federation of Planets. My father was a great man. His name stands for principle, and integrity! You dirty his name when you speak it! He loved the Federation! But you, Captain, corrupt it! You undermine our very way of life! I will expose you for what you are! I've brought down bigger men than you, Picard!
- Jean-Luc Picard: We think we've come so far. Torture of heretics, burning of witches, is all ancient history. Then, before you can blink an eye, suddenly, it threatens to start all over again.
- Worf: I believed her. I... helped her. I did not see her for what she was.
- Jean-Luc Picard: Mr. Worf, villains who twirl their moustaches are easy to spot. Those who clothe themselves in good deeds are well-camouflaged.
- Worf: I think... after yesterday people will not be so ready to trust her.
- Jean-Luc Picard: Maybe. But she, or someone like her, will always be with us. Waiting for the right climate in which to flourish, spreading fear in the name of righteousness. [...] Vigilance, Mr. Worf. That is the price we must continually pay.
Half A Life [4.22]
- Lwaxana Troi: We raise them, we care for them, we suffer for them, we keep them from harm their whole lives. Now eventually, it's their turn to take care of us.
- Timicin: No parent should expect to be paid back for the love they have given their children.
- Lwaxana Troi: Well, why the hell not?
The Mind's Eye [4.24]
- Geordi La Forge: How about a game, Computer?
- Computer: Please restate request.
- Geordi La Forge: Something to pass the time. Y'know, a diversion?
- Computer: Select either "visual interactive" or "verbal interactive".
- Geordi La Forge: Verbal.
- Computer: You have 20 seconds to respond to each question. Level of difficulty will increase as you progress. Proceed when ready.
- Geordi La Forge: Begin!
- Computer: List the resonances of the sub-quantum states associated with transitional relativity...
- Geordi La Forge: [Geordi laughs] That's easy!
- Computer: ...in alphabetical order.
- Jenna D'Sora: I wish we were back there now, you and I.
- Data: The unidirectional nature of the time continuum makes that an unlikely possibility.
- Geordi La Forge: Listen, my advice is... ask somebody else for advice, at least someone who's got more experience at... giving advice.
- Deanna Troi: Ultimately Jenna will care for you for who you are, not what you imitate out of a book.
- Data: My programming may be inadequate to the task.
- Worf: Klingons do not... pursue relationships. They conquer that which they desire.
- Worf: However, Lieutenant D'Sora serves under my command. If she were.. mistreated, I would be very displeased... ...Sir.
- Data: I understand.
- Jean-Luc Picard: I'd be delighted to offer any advice I have on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know.
- Data: Computer, decrease illumination level by 1/3 standard lux.
- Jenna D'Sora: Eh, this is all part of a programme?
- Data: Yes, one which I have just created for romantic relationships
- Jenna D'Sora: So, I am just a small variable in one of you computational environments.
- Data: You are much more than that, Jenna. I have written a subroutine specifically for you. A programme within the programme. I have devoted a considerable share of my internal resources to its development.
- Jenna D'Sora: Data, that's the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me.
- Data: Jenna, are we no longer a couple?
- Jenna D'Sora: No, we're not.
- Data: Then I will delete the appropriate program.
Redemption, Part I [4.26]
Redemption, Part II [5.1]
- B'Etor: Defeat.
- Toral: How? Where are the Romulans?
- Lursa: They never came.
- [Worf is dragged in by his Romulan guard]
- Lursa: Kill him.
- [but Worf fights the Romulan as Lursa and B'Etor have themselves beamed to safety]
- Toral: NO!
- [Worf defeats the Romulan as his brother arrives]
- Kurn: Toral, the next Leader of the Empire. Gowron is looking forward to seeing you again.
- Dathon: Rai and Jiri at Lungha. Ri of Luwani. Luwani under two moons. Jiri of Ubaya. Ubaya of crossed roads at Lungha. Lungha, her sky grey. [greeting]
- Tamarian lst Officer: Kadir beneath Mo Moteh. [cluelessness, possibly unwillingness to understand]
- Dathon: The river Temarc. In winter. [Stop, cease]
- Dathon: Shaka. When the walls fell. [Failure]
- Tamarian lst Officer: Mirab. His sails unfurled. [travel or departure]
- [repeated line]
- Dathon: Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra. [Two strangers uniting against a common adversary]
- Dathon: Temba. His arms wide. [A gift, or to give]
- Dathon: Uzani. His army with fist open.
- Jean-Luc Picard: A strategy? With fist open? With fist open...
- Dathon: His army with fist closed.
- Jean-Luc Picard: With fist closed? An army with fist open... to lure the enemy. With fist closed... To attack? That's how you communicate, isn't it? By citing example. By metaphor! Uzani's army with... with fist open.
- Dathon: Sokath! His eyes uncovered! [understanding, revealing truth]
- Dathon: Darmok on the ocean. [Alone]
- Dathon: Kiazi's children. Their faces wet. [death, mourning]
- Dathon: Zinda! His face black. His eyes red. [war, violence] Callimas at Bahar.
- Jean-Luc Picard: [paraphrasing The Epic of Gilgamesh] Gilgamesh, a king. Gilgamesh, a king at Uruk. [metaphor about ancient Babylonian legends from Earth] He tormented his subjects. He made them angry. They cried out aloud: "Send us a companion for our king! Spare us from his madness!" Enkidu, a wild man from the forest, entered the city. They fought in the temple. They fought in the streets. Gilgamesh defeated Enkidu. They became great friends. Gilgamesh and Enkidu at Uruk.
- Dathon: At Uruk.
- Jean-Luc Picard: The... the new friends went out into the desert together, where the Great Bull of Heaven was killing men by the hundreds. Enkidu caught the bull by the tail, Gilgamesh struck him with his sword.
- Dathon: Gilgamesh.
- Jean-Luc Picard: They were victorious. But... Enkidu fell to the ground, struck down by the gods; and Gilgamesh wept bitter tears, saying, "He who was my companion through adventure and hardship, is gone forever."
- Tamarian 1st Officer: Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel. [a new metaphor added to the language at the end of the incident]
- Keeve: I cannot condone violence against people who are not our enemy.
- Jean-Luc Picard: Then I don't understand why you're unwilling [to help us].
- Keeve: Because... you're innocent bystanders. You were innocent bystanders for decades as the Cardassians took our homes. As they violated and tortured our people in the most hideous ways imaginable. As we were forced to flee.
- Picard: We were saddened by those events, but they occurred within the borders of the Cardassian Empire.
- Keeve: And the Federation is pledged not to interfere with the internal affairs of others. How convenient that must be for you. To turn a deaf ear to those who suffer behind a line on a map.
- Picard: Well, I'm not here to debate Federation policy with you, but I can offer you assistance.
- Keeve: Simply because of one terrorist attack? Well, perhaps I should have known, we should have attacked the Federation long ago.
- Keeve: We live in different universes, you and I. Yours is about diplomacy, politics, strategy. Mine is about blankets! If we were to exchange places for one night, you might better understand.
- Picard: Mr. Data, see that the replicators provide a blanket for every man, woman, and child before nightfall.
- Guinan: Am I disturbing you?
- Ensign Ro: Yes.
- Guinan: Good. You look like someone who wants to be disturbed.
- Guinan: I believe truth is in the eye of the beholder.
- Ensign Ro: Isn't that supposed to be beauty?
- Guinan: Truth, beauty, works for a lot of things.
- Ro: You're not like any bartender I've met before
- Guinan: And you're not like any Starfleet officer I've met before. But that sounds like the beginning of a very interesting friendship.
- Ro: I don't stay anywhere long enough to make friends.
- Guinan: Too late. You just did.
Silicon Avatar [5.4]
- Jean-Luc Picard: [Touches comm badge] Bridge, this is Picard. This is the captain, does anyone read me?
- Child 1: [crying] Why don't they answer?!
- Picard: I don't know
- Child 2: They're all dead.
- Picard: They're not dead, communication is down, that's all.
- Child 2: We're going to die, too.
- Worf: Congratulations. You are now fully dilated to ten centimeters. You may now give birth.
- Keiko O'Brien: That's what I've been doing!
- Worf: The computer simulation was not like this. That delivery was very orderly.
- Keiko: WELL I'M SORRY!!
- Worf: Push, Keiko! Push! Push!
- Keiko: I AM PUSHING!
Unification, Part I [5.7]
- Data: These quarters were obviously intended for one crewman, sir. There is only one sleeping space.
- Jean-Luc Picard: I'm sure the Klingons found it amusing to put us in here together.
- Data: Since I do not require sleep, I propose you take the... shelf, sir. I am content to stand.
Unification, Part II [5.8]
- Spock: [to Picard] In your own way, you are as stubborn as another Captain of the Enterprise I once knew.
- Jean-Luc Picard: Then I'm in good company, sir.
- Spock: Fascinating. You have an efficient intellect, superior physical skills, no emotional impediments. There are Vulcans who aspire all their lives to achieve what you've been given by design.
- Data: You are half human?
- Spock: Yes.
- Data: Yet you have chosen a Vulcan way of life?
- Spock: I have.
- Data: In effect, you've abandoned what I've sought all my life.
- Omag: [on Worf and Amarie singing in Klingon] What is that dreadful noise?! It sounds like a Bardakian pronghorn moose!
- Spock: I will not read this, or any other statement.
- Sela: If you do not you will die. All of you will die.
- Spock: Since it is logical to conclude that you will kill us in any event, I choose not to cooperate.
- Sela: I hate Vulcans.
A Matter of Time [5.9]
- Data: I assume your handprint will open this door whether you are conscious or not.
New Ground [5.10]
Hero Worship [5.11]
- [Data is talking with a young boy who is pretending to be an android to cope with a recent traumatic experience.]
- Data: I have often wished to be human. I study people carefully, in order to more closely approximate human behavior.
- Timothy: Why? We're smarter and stronger than humans, we can do more than they can.
- Data: But I cannot take pride in my abilities. I cannot take pleasure in my accomplishments.
- Timothy: We never have to feel bad, either.
- Data: I would gladly risk feeling bad at times, if it also meant that I could taste my dessert.
The Masterpiece Society [5.13]
- [Troi and Data are in Ten-Forward, when all of the crew lose their memories]
- Deanna Troi: The bartender is an artificial lifeform.
- Data: Can I get you something? A beverage?
- Jean-Luc Picard: Contact the operations officer to assist you.
- Geordi La Forge: Aye, sir.
- Ensign Ro: He's in Ten-Forward... waiting tables.
- McDuff: Well done, Captain.
Power Play [5.15]
- Beverly Crusher: [To Dr Russell, who has been using experimental techniques to treat patients] You scare me, doctor. You risk your patients' lives and justify it in the name of research. Genuine research takes time... sometimes a lifetime of painstaking, detailed work in order to get any results. Not for you, you take short cuts, right through living tissue. You put your research ahead of your patients' lives and as far as I'm concerned, that's a violation of our most sacred trust. I'm sure your work will be hailed as a stunning breakthrough. Enjoy your laurels, doctor. I'm not sure I could.
The Outcast [5.17]
- [Soren, a member of a genderless species, defends her sexual orientation]
- Soren: I am female. I was born that way. I have had those feelings… those longings… all my life. It is not unnatural. I am not sick because I feel this way. I do not need to be helped, and I do not need to be cured. What I do need — what all of those like me need — is your understanding and your compassion. We do not injure you in any way. And yet we are scorned, and attacked. And all because we are different. What we do is no different from what you do. We talk and laugh… we complain about work and we wonder about growing old… we talk about our families, and we worry about the future…We cry with each other when things seem hopeless. All the loving things that you do with each other… that’s what we do. And for that, we are called misfits, and deviants… and criminals. What right do you have to punish us? What right do you have to change us? What makes you think you can dictate how people love each other?
Cause and Effect [5.18]
- William Riker: Sometimes I wonder if he's stacking the deck.
- Data: I assure you, commander, the cards have been sufficiently randomized.
- Worf: [surly] I hope so.
- [at a poker game]
- Worf: I am experiencing nIb'poH, the feeling I have done this before.
- Riker: Yes, last Tuesday night.
- Worf: That's not what I mean.
- Jean-Luc Picard: My aunt Adelle cured a lot of sleepless nights with this steaming milk.
- Beverly Crusher: Thank you. Mmm, nutmeg.
- Picard: Whenever I get insomnia, I try to perfect the recipe.
- Beverly Crusher: Thank you, for everything.
- Picard: Uh uh. Thank Aunt Adelle.
The First Duty [5.19]
- Jean-Luc Picard: The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the truth, whether it's scientific truth or historical truth or personal truth! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based! If you can't find it within yourself to stand up and tell the truth about what happened, you don't deserve to wear that uniform!
Cost of Living [5.20]
- Alexander Rozhenko: Why are they arguing?
- Juggler: They're friends. They love contradiction. They they thrive on challenge! They flourish in conflict.
- Alexander Rozhenko: Then why are they friends?
- Lwaxana Troi: Who else are you going to argue with if not your friends?
The Perfect Mate [5.21]
- Beverly Crusher: I wish I knew how I could help.
- Jean-Luc Picard: Perhaps I just needed a shoulder.
- Beverly Crusher: Well it's there for you, Jean-Luc. It always has been.
Imaginary Friend [5.22]
- Guinan: No, it's a Samalian coral fish with its fin unfolded.
- Data: I believe what you are seeing is the effect of the fluid dynamic processes inherent in the large scale motion of rarefied gas.
- Guinan: No, no. First it was a fish and now it's a Mentonian sailing ship.
- Data: Where?
- Guinan: Right there. Don't you see the two swirls coming together to form the mast?
- Data: I do not see it. It is interesting that people try to find meaningful patterns in things that are essentially random. I have noticed that the images they perceive sometimes suggest what they are thinking about at that particular moment. Besides, it is clearly a bunny rabbit.
- Jean-Luc Picard: [to a disengaged Borg male teen, in the manner of "Locutus"] This is a primitive culture. I am here to facilitate its incorporation.
- Beverly Crusher: But even in war there are rules. You don't kill civilians indiscriminately.
- William T. Riker: There are no civilians among the Borg.
- Hugh: We are Hugh.
- Hugh: Resistance is not futile?
- Geordi La Forge: Part of what we do is learn more about other species.
- Hugh: We assimilate species. Then we know everything about them.
The Next Phase [5.24]
- Ro Laren: I don't have all the answers; I've never been dead before.
- Data: I never knew what a friend was until I met Geordi. He spoke to me as though I were human. He treated me no differently from anyone else. He accepted me for what I am. And that, I have learned, is friendship. But I do not know how to say goodbye.
The Inner Light [5.25]
- Screenplay by Morgan Gendel and Peter Allan Fields. This episode won the 1993 Hugo Award for Best Dramatic Presentation. The younger Batai, the son of Kamin, was played by Patrick Stewart's real-life son, Daniel. (Stardate: 45944.1, original airdate: 1 June 1992)
- Eline: [to Jean-Luc Picard] You think that this — your life — is a dream?
- Jean-Luc Picard: This is not my life! I know that much.
- Eline: The happiest day of my life was the day we got married.
- Picard: And what do I do — here in Ressik?
- Eline: You are the best iron weaver in the community — at least I think so. You prefer playing the flute, of course.
- Picard: The flute?
- Eline: Yes. [she gets up, finds his flute and hands it to him]
- Picard: When did I learn to play this?
- Eline: I'm afraid you never did, dear. You do keep trying.
- Picard: [blows a few feeble notes] I see what you mean. … Well, thank you for the soup. Thank you for your help. Tomorrow, will you help me send a message?
- Eline: Of course. Will you come to bed?
- Picard: Oh, I'll sleep here.
- Eline: Kamin, please come with me.
- Picard: I've been sick. I'd be tossing and turning, it wouldn't be fair to you.
- Eline: Let me be the judge of that.
- Eline: I think you're still trying to figure out where you are. Where that ship of yours is. How to get back to that life.
- Picard/Kamin: The memory is five years old now, but it's still inside me.
- Eline: Was your life there so much better than this? So much more gratifying, so much more fulfilling, that you cling to it with such stubbornness?
- Picard/Kamin: Eline.
- Eline: It must have been extraordinary. But never in all the stories you've told me have you mentioned anyone who loved you as I do.
- Picard/Kamin: It was real. It was as real as this is. And you can't expect me to forget a life-time spent there.
- Eline: Yes, I can. I've been patient Kamin. For five years I've shared you with that other life. I’ve listened, I’ve tried to understand, and I have waited. When do I get you back?
- Batai: This tree is our symbol. Our affirmation of Life, and everyone in this town gives part of their water rations to keep it alive. We've learned, administrator, that hope is a powerful weapon against anything, even drought.
- Meribor: You've taught me to pursue the truth, no matter how painful it is. It's too late to back off now. This planet is dying.
- Picard/Kamin: Perhaps I should have filled your head with trivial concerns. Games and toys and clothes.
- Meribor: I don't think you mean that.
- Picard/Kamin: No, I don't. It just saddens me to see you burdened with the knowledge of things you can't change.
- Meribor: Father, I think I should marry Dannick sooner rather than later, don't you?
- Picard/Kamin: Seize the time, Meribor. Live now. Make now always the most precious time. Now will never come again.
- Batai: We hoped our probe would encounter someone in the future. Someone who could be a teacher. Someone who could tell the others about us.
- Picard/Kamin: Oh, it's me, isn't it? I'm the someone. I'm the one it finds. That's what this launching is. A probe that finds me in the future.
- Eline: Yes, my love.
- Picard/Kamin: Eline.
- Eline: The rest of us have been gone for a thousand years. If you remember what we were, and how we lived, then we'll have found life again.
- Picard/Kamin: Eline…
- Eline: [the rocket rises into the sky] Now we live in you. Tell them of us, my darling.
Time's Arrow, Part I [5.26]
- Jean-Luc Picard: Data, is this yours? [referring to disembodied head]
Time's Arrow, Part II [6.1]
- [Picard is masquerading as a handyman in 1893 San Francisco.]
- Doctor: Just what are you doing with those lamps?
- Jean-Luc Picard: Replacing the burners. City ordinance. Makes it safer in case of earthquake.
- Doctor: There hasn't been an earthquake here in thirty years!
- Jean-Luc Picard: Well, that takes care of this ward. Time to be moving on.
- Doctor: (scoffs) Earthquakes...
Realm of Fear [6.2]
- Geordi La Forge: Barclay, I'm gonna need a systems engineer on this away team.
- Reginald Barclay: I'll, I'll ask Ensign Dern to join you.
- La Forge: I meant you, Barclay!
Man of the People [6.3]
- Scotty: You're not quite uh...human, are ya?
- Data: No, sir. I am an android. Lieutenant Commander Data.
- Scotty: [inspecting his drink] What is it?
- Data: It is... [sniffs the bottle] it is... [sniffs the bottle again, looking puzzled] ...it is green. (An echo of Scotty's comment to an Andromedan alien in TOS' By Any Other Name)
[Scotty is outside the Holodeck]
- Computer: Please enter program.
- Scotty: The android at the bar said you could show me my old ship, let me see it.
- Computer: Insufficient data. Please specify parameters.
- Scotty: The Enterprise, show me the bridge of the Enterprise, ya chattering piece of-
- Computer: There have been five Federation ships with that name. Please specify by registry number.
- Scotty: NCC-1701. No bloody A, B, C, or D.
- Computer: Program complete. Enter when ready.
- Scotty: [pours a drink and gives a toast] Here's to ya, lads.
- (returning from leave, Picard is showing the others his archaeological finds)
- Guinan: You were on one of the most beautiful planets in the entire quadrant, and you spent the entire time in a cave?
- Picard: (nodding happily) It was a very rewarding experience. Look at these fragments! They're very nearly in perfect condition, and yet they're seven hundred years old.
- Guinan: So's my father.
A Fistful of Datas [6.8]
The Quality of Life [6.9]
Chain of Command, Part I [6.10]
- [Edward Jellico is assigned as captain of the Enterprise]
- Edward Jellico: Oh, and get that fish out of the ready room.
Chain of Command, Part II [6.11]
- Edward Jellico: Data, I want to be in Minos Korva... in one hour.
- Data: Set course 350 mark 215 and engage warp 8.5.
- Gul Madred: I remember the first time I ate a live taspar. I was six years old and living on the streets of Lakat. There was a band of children, four, five...six years old—some even smaller, desperately trying to survive. We were thin, scrawny little animals, constantly hungry, always cold. We slept together in doorways, like packs of wild gettles, for warmth. Once I found a nest. Taspars had mated and built a nest in the eave of a burned-out building. And I found three eggs in it. It was like finding treasure. I cracked one open on the spot and ate it, very much as you just did. I planned to save the other two. They would keep me alive for another week. But of course, an older boy saw them and wanted them. And he got them. But he had to break my arm to do it.
- Jean-Luc Picard: Must be rewarding to you to...to repay others for all those years of misery.
- Edward Jellico: Let's drop ranks for a moment. I don't like you. I believe you're arrogant, insubordinate, willful. I don't think you're a particularly good First Officer.
- William Riker: Well, now that the ranks are dropped, Captain...I don't like you, either. You ARE arrogant, and closed-minded. You need to control everyone and everything. You don't provide an atmosphere of trust, and you don't inspire these people to go out of their way for you. You've got everyone wound up so tight, there's no joy in anything. I don't think you're a particularly good Captain.
- Jean-Luc Picard: There...are...four...lights!
- Jean-Luc Picard: At the end, he gave me a choice: between a life of comfort...or more torture. All I had to do was say that...I could see five lights, when in fact there were only four.
- Deanna Troi: You didn't say it.
- Jean-Luc Picard: No. No. But I was going to. I would have told him anything. Anything at all. But more than that—I believed that I could see...five lights.
Ship in a Bottle [6.12]
Face of the Enemy [6.14]
- Q: (Shakes Picards hand) Welcome to the Afterlife Jean-Luc...You're dead!
- Q:You're dead, this is the afterlife...and I'm God
- Jean-Luc Picard: You are not God!
- Q: Blasphemy! You're lucky I don't cast you out or smite you or something. The bottom line is, your life ended about five minutes ago... under the inept ministrations of Dr. Beverly Crusher.
- Jean-Luc Picard: No. I am not dead. Because I refuse to believe that the afterlife is run by you. The universe is not so badly designed!
- Q: Attention on deck, Ensign Picard!
- Picard: Q.
- Q: That's Captain Q to you, Young man!
- Q: You cheated, Picard? I'm impressed!
- Jean-Luc Picard: There are many parts of my youth that I'm not proud of. There were loose threads - untidy parts of me that I would like to remove. But when I pulled on one of those threads, it unraveled the tapestry of my life.
- Q: :[Dressed as a delivery boy] Flowers! Is there a John Luck Pickird here?
Birthright, Part I [6.16]
Birthright, Part II [6.17]
"There is no room in my heart for shame." Worf
Starship Mine [6.18]
- [After Nu'Daq arm wrestles and head-buts Data]
- Data: My upper spinal support is a poly-alloy designed to withstand extreme stress. My skull is composed of cortenide and duranium.
- Data: You are attempting to bribe me.
- Nu'Daq: N-Not at all.
- Data: You suggested a plan that would work to your advantage. One that I would be capable of executing. You then implied a reward. Clearly you were...
- Nu'Daq: Commander..., never mind.
- Nu'Daq: What?! You incompetent toppa'
- Gul Ocett: He's right. For all we know, this might just be a recipe for biscuits!
- Nu'Daq: BISCUITS?! If that is what you believe, then go back to Cardassia. I will send you my mother's recipe.
- Ancient Humanoid: You're wondering who we are. Why we have done this. I stand before you, the image of a being from so long ago. Life evolved on my planet, before all others in this part of the galaxy. We left our world, explored the stars, and found none like ourselves. Our civilization thrived for ages. But what is the life of one race, compared to the vast stretches of cosmic time? We knew that one day we would be gone, and that nothing of us would survive. So we left you. Our scientists seeded the primordial oceans of many worlds, where life was in its infancy. The seed codes directed your evolution towards a physical form resembling ours. This body you see before you, which is of course shaped as yours is shaped, for you are the end result. The seed codes also contained this message, which was scattered in fragments on many different worlds. It was our hope that you would have to come together in fellowship and companionship to hear this message. And if you can see and hear me, our hope has been fulfilled. You are a monument, not to our greatness, but to our existence. That was our wish. That you too, would know life, and would keep alive our memory. There is something of us in each of you. And so, something of you in each other. Remember us.
- Nu'Daq: That's all?! If she were not dead, I would kill her.
- Gul Ocett: The very notion that a Cardassian could have anything in common with a Klingon... it turns my stomach.
Frame of Mind [6.21]
Rightful Heir [6.23]
Second Chances [6.24]
- Jean-Luc Picard: Dr. Fesbinder gave an hour long dissertation on the ionization of warp nacelles before he realized that the topic was supposed to be psychology.
- Geordi La Forge: Why didn't anybody tell him?
- Jean-Luc Picard: There was no opportunity. There was no pause. (droning) He-just-kept-talking-in-one-long-incredibly-unbroken-sentence, moving-from-topic-to-topic-so-that-no-one-had-the-chance-to-interrupt-him-it-was-really-quite-hypnotic.
Descent, Part I [6.26]
Descent, Part II [7.1]
Gambit, Part I [7.4]
Gambit, Part II [7.5]
- Data: May I ask a personal favor?
- Worf: Yes?
- Data: Will you take care of Spot for me?
- Worf: Your animal?
- Data: I am concerned that if I have another waking dream, I may injure him.
- Worf: Of course. Spot, come here.
- Data: Unlike a canine, Spot will not respond to verbal commands.
- [Data picks up Spot and hands him to Worf, who is not quite sure how to handle the cat.]
- Data: Goodbye, Spot. He will need to be fed once a day. He prefers feline supplement one-twenty-five.
- Worf: I understand.
- Data: And he will require water. And you must also provide him with a sand box. And you must talk to him. Tell him he is a pretty cat, and a good cat, and—
- Worf: I will feed him.
- Data: Perhaps that will be enough.
- Picard: What type of cake is that?
- Data: It is a cellular peptide cake.
- Worf: [With mouth full] With mint frosting.
Force of Nature [7.9]
- [Data is trying to train Spot not to jump on his computer console.]
- Data: This is down. Down is good.
- [Data picks Spot up.]
- Data: This is up. Up is no.
- [Geordi and Data are discussing Data's attempts to train Spot.]
- Data: I suppose I must accept that possibility. It may be that Spot lacks the intelligence necessary to learn the appropriate responses to my commands.
- [Spot looks up at Data and meows.]
- Data: Mmm?
- [Spot meows again.]
- Data: Ah.
- [Data takes a ball of yarn from his cabinet and lets Spot begin to play with it.]
- Geordi La Forge: I don't know about Spot, but your training is coming along just fine. Let's go.
- Wesley Crusher: Captain, we're receiving two-hundred and eighty-five thousand hails.
The Pegasus [7.12]
- [Picard is complaining about the art produced in his image by the ship's children for "Captain Picard Day," which he hates.]
- Picard: Well, they seem to have a somewhat exaggerated opinion of me.
- [Riker is holds up a child's sewn doll of Picard and imitates the captain's voice, as if the doll is speaking.]
- Riker: Oh, I don't know, I think the resemblance is rather striking. Wouldn't you agree, Number One?
- Picard: Isn't there something else you have to do?
- Riker: I'll be on the bridge!
- [Riker attempts to walk away with the Picard doll tucked in his arm.]
Lower Decks [7.15]
- [Captain Picard over ship's intercom] "To all Starfleet personel, this is the Captain. It is my sad duty to inform you that a member of the crew, Ensign Sito Jaxa has been lost in the line of duty. She was the finest example of a Starfleet officer and a young woman of remarkable courage and strength of character. Her loss will be deeply felt by all who knew her. Picard out."
Thine Own Self [7.16]
- Data: Geordi, what…does it feel like when a person is losing his mind?
- Data: Have I been dreaming again?
Eye of the Beholder [7.18]
- Worf: Do not approach me unannounced—especially while I am eating.
Journey's End [7.20]
- Jean-Luc Picard: One thing is clear: you'll never look at your hairline the same way again.
- Data: I was a banana. I was a pillock.
Preemptive Strike [7.24]
All Good Things... [7.25]
- Q: Oh, you'd like me to connect the dots for you, lead you from A to B to C, so that your puny mind could comprehend. How boring.
- Q: Goodbye, Jean-Luc. I'm gonna miss you…you had such potential. But then again, all good things must come to an end…
- [In Future Timeline]
- Geordi: [In distance] Captain Picard to the bridge. Captain we've got a problem with the warp core, or the phase inducers, or some other damn thing.
- Picard: Geordi!
- [At Cambridge University where Data holds the Lucasian Chair.]
- Jessel: If you're really his friend you'll get him to take that gray out of his hair.
- Data: Jessel...
- Jessel: Looks like a bloody skunk.
- Data: She can be frightfull trying at times, but, she does make me laugh.
- Geordi: Data, what is it with the hair anyway?
- Data: I've found that a touch of gray adds an era of distinction.
- Picard: You say this is Earl Grey, I'd swear that it was Darjeeling.
- Jessel: Hmm.
- Q: Time may be eternal, Captain, but our patience is not. It's time to put an end to your little "trek" through the stars; make room for other more…worthy species.
- Jean-Luc Picard: You're...going to deny us travel through space?
- Q: [to crowd] He doesn't understand! [to Picard] You obtuse piece of flotsam, you are to be denied existence. Humanity's fate has been sealed, you will be destroyed.
- [In Future Timeline]
- Q: [Appearing aged, raises an ear trumpet] Eh? What did she say, sonny? I couldn't quite hear her.
- Jean-Luc Picard: Q! What is going on? Where is the anomaly?
- Q: Where's your mommy? Well, I don't know!
- Q: That is the exploration that awaits you—not mapping stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence.
- Jean-Luc Picard: Q, what is it you're trying to tell me?
- [Q considers, then opens his mouth as if to answer...but changes his mind, steps back and smiles]
- Q: You'll find out. In any case, I'll be watching. And if you're very lucky I'll drop by to say hello from time to time. See you...out there.
- [Picard is playing poker with the senior staff for the first time.]
- Jean-Luc Picard: I should have done this a long time ago.
- Deanna Troi: You were always welcome.
- Jean-Luc Picard: So, five-card stud, nothing wild... and the sky's the limit.
- [Final line of the series]
- Worf: Those who rely on luck... never win the battle.
- Jean-Luc Picard: Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its continuing mission-- to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before.
- [Introduction to each Next Generation episode.]
- Jean-Luc Picard: Make it so!
- Jean-Luc Picard: Tea. Earl grey. Hot.
- Jean-Luc Picard: Engage!
- Jean-Luc Picard: Data, later.
- Jean-Luc Picard: Shut up, Wesley!
- Worf: Today is a good day to die!
- Data: However...
- Data: Theoretically, it is possible...
- "...to boldly go where no one has gone before."
- U.S.S. Enterprise-D dedication plaque.
- Patrick Stewart — Captain Jean-Luc Picard
- Jonathan Frakes — Commander William Riker
- Brent Spiner — Lieutenant Commander Data
- LeVar Burton — Geordi La Forge
- Michael Dorn — Lieutenant Worf
- Marina Sirtis — Counselor Deanna Troi
- Gates McFadden — Doctor Beverly Crusher [Season 1, Episodes 2.22-7.26]
- Wil Wheaton — Wesley Crusher [Episodes 1.1-4.9, "The Game", "The First Duty", "Parallels", "Journey's End"]
- Denise Crosby — Lieutenant Tasha Yar [Episodes 1.1-1.23, "Shades of Gray", "Yesterday's Enterprise", "All Good Things..."]
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- Star Trek: The Next Generation at StarTrek.com
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