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Abra-Catastrophe is the twelfth episode of Season 3 of The Fairly OddParents, serving as the series' first television film.


[Timmy, disguised, threatens Crocker]
Denzel Crocker: Hmm. What could an evil ruler say in a time like this?
Wanda: [captured] I'm gonna let the fairy go?
Denzel Crocker: NO. But good try, though. I respect that. He'd say SILENCE.

Mom: Maybe Timmy's right. Maybe we do fudge the truth too much.
Dad: Now honey, I'm sure Timmy's overreacting. Let's just pop in the tape and see how long it takes to catch ourselves in a little white lie.
Mom: You're right. I'll bet there's not a single lie on any of these tapes.
[Scene of older footage of the Turner family on videotape]
Mom, Dad: The stork.
Dad: Wow. That was quick.

Wanda: [inside the net] When are you going to let me out?
Denzel Crocker: What's today?
Wanda: [inside the net] Tuesday.
Denzel Crocker: Wednesday, Thursday... NEVER!

Timmy: How hard can it be to find one stinkin' muffin?
[party erupts in school cafetria for "Muffin Monday"]
Muffin Man: Oh boy. IT'S MUFFIN MONDAY.
A.J.: I thought it was monkey Monday.
Chester McBadbat: [angry] Aw, man! [pulls out muffler] What am I supposed to do with THIS THING?
[Timmy and Crocker are fighting in a sub-atomic universe]

Timmy: You always were a lousy teacher, Crocker. But I did learn something from science class, and that is what happens when you split an atom [Timmy fires one of cupid's arrows, but... ]
Denzel Crocker: HA-HAAA! You MISSED!
Timmy: [smugly] Wasn't aiming at ya.

Principal Waxelplax: Crocker! What's the meaning of this fork in my fanny?
Denzel Crocker: Uh... It's Cupid's fork... Of love... I LOVE YOU!
Principal Waxelplax: Well, this is so sudden... and unwanted.

Jorgen: [after being cleared of memory] What was I going to do next?
Cosmo: Uhhh... Scramble the fairies?
Jorgen: YES! I like to scramble the fairies!


  • Tara Strong as Timmy Turner / Kid
  • Daran Norris as Cosmo / Mr. Turner / Jorgen Von Strangle
  • Susanne Blakeslee as Wanda / Mrs. Turner
  • Carlos Alazraqui as Denzel Crocker / Ape
  • Grey DeLisle as Vicky / Principal Waxelplax / Tootie/ Flashback Fariy
  • Dee Bradley Baker as Bippy / Sanjay / Elmer / Kid / Fairy Private
  • Tom Kenny as Cupid / Muffin Man / Kid / Fairy Sergeant/ Flashback Fariy
  • Jason Marsden as Chester McBadbat
  • Gary LeRoi Gray as A.J.
  • Robert Costanzo as Easter Bunny / Construction Worker Ape / Ape Truck Driver
  • Faith Abrahams as Francis / Ape
  • Butch Hartman as Flashback Boy / Web-Eared Guy / Third Kid / Orderly
  • Cara Newman Ruyle as Flashback Girl / Female Ape #1 / Gorilla Business Woman
  • Jim Ward as Chet Ubetcha
  • Gary Le Mel as Fairy Cowlick Jr. (voice)

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