Animaniacs (season 2)

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Animaniacs (1993–1998) is an American animated comedy musical television series created by Tom Ruegger. The series premiered on Fox Kids on September 13, 1993. It was moved to Kids' WB on September 9, 1995 and ended on November 14, 1998.

Season 2

Take My Siblings Please/The Mindy 500/Morning Malaise [2.1]

Dot: [playing the pipe organ, since Wakko was busy] Well, somebody had to do it.

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Yakko: [the chorus girls he'd been dancing with leave groaning in exhaustion] Come on one more romp, I'll even get in front this time!, well it was fun while it lasted.

Miami Mama-Mia/Pigeon on the Roof [2.3]

Pesto: [while inside the shark’s stomach] What’s with these weird cutaway shots in this stupid cartoon show anyway. [the shark spat him out and he ends up in a clam] I’m having a bad day!

[MerMindy and Buttons the dogfish cameo as they swim by.]

I'm Mad/Bad Mood Bobby/Katie Ka-Boom: The Blemish/Fake [2.4]

[The short starts as the Warners are sleeping in their bunks one morning]

Dr. Scratchansniff: [bursts in; singing] Wake up! It's late! It's twenty minutes after eight! Everyone get up; it's time to go! Up and at 'em now! Come on; shake a leg! Have some juice and scrambled egg. On the floor and out the door let's get on our way.

Dot: Hey, watch out!

Yakko: What's the matter?

Dot: You almost knocked me off the ladder!

Yakko: No, I didn't!

Dot: Yes you did; I almost fell!

Yakko: Don't exaggerate.

Dot: I'm not. Yeah, right. Are you trying to pick a fight?

Yakko: Will you get out of my face?

Dot: Well, you're always in my space!

Dr. Scratchansniff: Hey, get off each other's case because we're trying to get along.

Wakko: I want pancakes or a waffle. This tastes awful. Is that all we've got? Can't find my clothes and I need to blow my nose and my socks are full of holes and my shoelace has a knot.

Dot: That's my toothbrush!

Yakko: No, it's not!

Dot: Well, it's sitting in my slot!

Yakko: No it isn't; this is mine and that one's yours.

Dot: Well, you're standing in my way!

Yakko: Yeah, that's tough!

Dr. Scratchansniff: Alright, now that's enough! Everybody get your stuff because we're going out the door! Every time we get into the car, it's so much work! It takes us twenty minutes while you're driving me berserk with your playing and your jumping and your running all about! When I finally get you inside, you always lock me out!

[They're now driving on the highway]

Dot: I'm mad, I'm mad! I'm really, really, really mad! You poked me with your elbow in my side!

Yakko: No, I didn't!

Dot: Yes, you did!

Yakko: Nuh-uh!

Dot: You did and I'm just a little kid! You're lying! Don't deny it!

Yakko: Oh, I'm gonna hit you!

Dot: Yeah, just try it!

Dr. Scratchansniff: Will both of you be quiet? 'Cause we're driving in a car!

Dot: Ow! You hit me!

Yakko: Well, she bit me!

Dot: He said he's gonna get me!

Yakko: No, I didn't!

Dot: Yes, you did!

Dr. Scratchansniff: All right, that's it! Now I forbid either one of you to say another word!

Wakko: Are we there yet? I'm tired. I'm hungry. How far? My nose is snotty, need to move my body, gotta use the potty, better stop the car.

Dot: Stop it!

Yakko: No, you stop it!

Dr. Scratchansniff: Why can't you both just drop it?

Dot: Well, he started it!

Yakko: Oh, yeah, I'm really sure, uh-huh!

Dot: Na-ah!

Yakko: Uh-uh!

Dot: It's your fault!

Yakko: No, it's not. Your leg is in my spot!

Dr. Scratchansniff: Yakko, you be quiet! Und that goes for you too, Dot! Every time we take a trip, it's always just the same With the fighting and the biting and the calling all those names, then there's pushing and there's shoving and there's scratching on the neck when we finally get to where we're going everyone's a wreck!

Warners: Yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak!

[3 split screens of the Warners]

Dot: I'm mad, I'm mad! I'm really, really, really mad! You poked me with your elbow in my side!

Yakko: No I didn't!

Dot: Yes, you did! You did! And I'm just a little kid.

Dr. Scratchansniff: Will both of you be quiet? 'Cause we're driving in a car!

Wakko: [in the background] Are we there yet? I'm tired. I'm hungry. How far? My nose is snotty, need to move my body, gotta use the potty, better stop the car.

[They now arrived at the amusement park, much to the Warners' surprise. Wakko's eyes spin as he sees the Ferris Wheel]

Dr. Scratchansniff: [parks the car] We're here, we're here! Doesn't anybody want to give a cheer?

Yakko: You mean this is where we're all gonna spend the day?

Dot: At the circus?!

Wakko: Hey, guys, look! They got rides!

Dr. Scratchansniff: Now you're satisfied? Alright, everyone inside, And let's have some fun, okay?

Warners: Yay!

[They all went to the amusement park to have fun. Hours later before the sun sets, they went back to the car]

Dot: I'm glad, I'm glad! What a really great time we had! Did you see those lions and those tigers? Weren't they neat?

Dr. Scratchansniff: Are you happy now?

Dot: We are; thanks a lot! I'm sorry that we fought. From now on I'll get along

Yakko: That's alright, Dot; I was wrong.

Dr. Scratchansniff: Ah that's nice, now come along, let's all get in the car.

Dot: You can take the seat you like, You're always so gallant.

Yakko: Ah, thank you, Dot, but ladies first, you take the seat you want.

Dr. Scratchansniff: Everybody's happy now, we've had a real good day. And now it's time to go back home so let's be on our way!

[They all drive home peacefully; but not for long]

Dot: [spoken] You hit me!

Yakko: No, I didn't!

Dot: Yes, you did. Stop it!

Yakko: No, you stop it!

Dot: Move your leg!

Yakko: No, you move your leg!

Dot: You started it!

Yakko: No, I didn't, you did!

Dot: No, I didn't, you did!

Yakko: Started what?!

Dot: You always start it!

Yakko: Don't you cross that line!

Dot: You're not the boss of me!

Yakko: This is where the line is, right here!

Dot: Oh yeah?! Since when?! Get out of my face! I'm the boss here!

Yakko: Dr Scratchansniff, she started it!

[The argument fades as they drive toward the sunset; iris out]