Animaniacs (season 5)
Animaniacs (1993–1998) is an American animated comedy musical television series created by Tom Ruegger. The series premiered on Fox Kids on September 13, 1993. It was moved to Kids' WB on September 9, 1995 and ended on November 14, 1998.
Episodes
[edit]Message in a Bottle/Back in Style/Bones in the Body [5.01]
[edit]- [The Warners are on a boat at the sea]
- Wakko: I think we're lost.
- Dot: [sees a message in a bottle bobbing up and down on the water] Look, a message in a bottle.
- [Yakko grabs the bottle from the water]
- Wakko: Fan mail for some flounder?
- Yakko: No, it's from some entertainment lawyer. [to the viewers] We should have never stolen this bit.
- Dot: At least we didn't steal this next cartoon.
- Yakko: [to Dot] That’s what you think.
- Narrator: In 1962, Termite Terrace the Warner Bros original cartoon studio had closed its doors for the last time the world’s best cartoon stars were given their walking papers.
- [The cartoon characters are leaving the building]
- Daffy Duck: Hey, quit shoving.
- Bugs Bunny: Calm down, Daf. There's a flavored drink commercial with us written all over it in Hollywood.
- Daffy Duck: Wait up, Tex! [walks off]
- Bugs Bunny: Opportunists.
- Friz: [draws a grey panther, which is similar to the Pink Panther] I got me an idea and you don't. It's called The Gray Panther.
- Yosemite Sam: I just love the way he talks.
- Treg Green: Oh, it was grim 29 years we were there turning out the great poop. Then the bunch of us tossed out on a heap to round but quick.
- Narrator: Things looked even worse for the Warner's with no more cartoon department. They were sealed in the tower for keeps. The management bet the studio's future entirely on a certain upcoming big budget live action film starring Taboo.
- [Chicken Boo appears]
It/Dot - The Macadamia Nut/Bully for Skippy [5.02]
[edit]- Skippy: This has been the worst day ever in the whole wide world.
- Slappy: You mean Mel Brooks made a sequel to Robin Hood: Men in Tights?
Cute First (Ask Questions Later)/Acquaintances/Here Comes Attila/Boo Wonder [5.03]
[edit]Magic Time/The Brain's Apprentice [5.04]
[edit]Hooray for North Hollywood [5.05-5.06]
[edit]- Thaddeus Plotz: Who do you have in mind for the actors?
- Yakko: They're terrible, they can't act!
- Thaddeus Plotz: That's bad.
- Yakko: They're movie stars!
- Thaddeus Plotz: That's good!
- Yakko: They're gonna want a lot of money!
- Thaddeus Plotz: That's bad.
- Yakko: But we won't give it to 'em!
- Thaddeus Plotz: That's good!
- Yakko: I see an Academy Award in the future!
- Thaddeus Plotz: That's good!
- Yakko: But not for us.
- Thaddeus Plotz: That's bad.
- Yakko: Spielberg's gonna direct.
- Thaddeus Plotz: That's good!
- Yakko: But not this picture.
- Thaddeus Plotz: That's bad.
- Yakko: But we got Zemeckis!
- Thaddeus Plotz: That's good!
- Yakko: It's Freddy Zemeckis, from accounting.
- Thaddeus Plotz: That's bad.
- Yakko: We cut the budget to the bare bones!
- Thaddeus Plotz: That's good!
- Yakko: It'll cost a hundred million.
- Thaddeus Plotz: That's bad.
- Yakko: What would you say if I stopped talking?
- Thaddeus Plotz: That's good!
- Yakko: What if we just start singing?
- Thaddeus Plotz: That's bad!
- Dot: I suggest we evacuate immediately!
- Yakko: I already evacuated!
- Wakko: Me too! [farts] Oops! Twice.
- Dot: Then the only thing left to do is jump.
The Carpool/Sunshine Squirrels [5.07]
[edit]- Ed: [the Warners repeatedly change their seating arrangement] Knock it off! We're in a car here. Just pick your seats!
- Wakko: Will they let us do that on TV?
- Yakko: Goodnight, everybody!
- Ed: Is there anything else you'd like?
- Yakko: Yeah, my breakfast. I have a bagel with cream cheese on it.
- Ed: So?
- Yakko: So... you're sitting on it, Ed.
- Ed: Oh, ugh! [he takes the bagel with cream cheese out from under him] Oh, these pants were just cleaned!
- Yakko: Are you sure?
- Ed: Yes!
- Yakko: Okay, then. [eats the bagel with cream cheese] Oh, did you want a bite?
- Slappy: Boo! [walks home] Comedy rule number 26: Surprise your audience! Heh. Now, there’s edutainment for ya. [opens the door] My job is done!
The Christmas Tree/Punchline (Part 1)/Prom Night/Punchline (Part 2) [5.08]
[edit]Birds on a Wire/The Scoring Session/The Animaniacs Suite [5.09]
[edit]- Bobby: Whoa. Look at that sunrise, huh?
- Pesto: Unbelievable.
- Squit: Magnificent.
- Bobby: Look at the way the light hits the mountains.
- Squit: And the way it reflects off the trees.
- Pesto: And smell that breeze coming down from the north. It's incredible!
- Squit: You mean the west.
- Pesto: What?
- Squit: The breeze is coming out of the west.
- Pesto: What are you, a bird brain? The breeze is coming from the ocean.
- Squit: Yeah, and the ocean is west. The mountains are north!
- Pesto: No, they're not. The ocean is north.
- Bobby: Who cares? North, south. It's a beautiful sunrise.
- Pesto: Are you saying that I don't know my directions? That I'm some sort of wrong way Corrigan? I'm a misguided directionless gooney bird? Is that what you're sayin'?
- Squit: No. I'm just sayin' that the breeze is coming from the west! But who cares? I mean, it's no big deal.
- Pesto: Okkay, that's it! [gets in a fight with Squit]
- Bobby: Whoa! Guys, knock it off. What's the matter with you?
- [last scene of the original series]
- Yakko and Wakko: Hi. We're the Warner Brothers.
- Dot: And the Warner sister.
- Yakko: And we'd like to invite you and all the members of your household.
- Dot: To gather round the TV set and celebrate.
- Yakko: The first 99 episodes of Animaniacs.
- Dot: And here's the good news, folks.
- Wakko: [last lines] It actually doesn't stink!