Ben 10: Ultimate Alien (season 3)

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The following is a list of quotes from the third season Ben 10: Ultimate Alien.

Episodes 33–52[edit]

The Purge[edit]

Old George: Be seated, Driscoll. Their heresies are no greater than your own. Enoch, Patrick, Urian, Driscoll: each of your houses would lay sole claim to the legacy of the Forever Knight. Yet you all have strayed from the true path of our order.

Driscoll: Who are you?
Old George: To know my name, you have only to look at the tapestries that decorate your halls.
Driscoll: You! My lord. [Driscoll kneels before Old George] All hail George! Founder of the order. The original Forever Knight.

Driscoll: M'Lord, I have failed you, worse, I fear I've broken our code.
Old George: It's not important, Driscoll.
Driscoll: But sir, I was defeated in single combat and yet–
Old George: Honor means nothing than fighting these alien abominations, young Tennyson and his friends are but a momentary distraction, in the morning, I shall be leaving on a noble quest.
Driscoll: Quest, M'Lord, where, for what purpose?
Old George: (chuckles) Even now you have doubts, well in spite of your lack of faith or perhaps because of it, I want you to rule in my absence.
Driscoll: What would you have us do, M'Lord?
Old George: Simply carry on the work of the order as you see fit, all I ask is that upon my return, the Knights be ready.
Driscoll: Ready for what M'Lord?
Old George: The Battle of a Hundred Lifetimes.

Gwen Tennyson: I am so not in the mood for one of your con jobs.
Argit: Gwen, I'm insulted. No-no. I'm wounded. Wounded by your baseless accusations. Remember all the good we've done together?
Gwen and Ben Tennyson: No!
Kevin Levin: Yes.

Argit: (shuffling through the Forever Knight relics) Wherever they went, they left some choice stuff behind.
Kevin Levin: Leave it, Argit. It's not worth the hassle, trust me.
Argit: Man, it's like I don't even know you anymore.

Ben Tennyson: At least we're working as a team.
Gwen Tennyson: Friends do not use friends as ammunition.

Kevin Levin: Whoa! Hey, Tennyson!
Lodestar: I didn't tell you to absorb metal!
Kevin Levin: Good point.

[Kevin gets his hand cut off by a Forever Knight but he grows it back]
Kevin Levin: [looking at his fingers] Five. Good.

Ben Tennyson: [Ben sees Gwen and Kevin fighting the Forever Knights] Let's see how these metal heads like my magnetic personality. [Transforms into Upchuck]
Upchuck: Upchuck. Great, I'll spit at them!

Ben Tennyson: (about the alien food market) Wow, did it always smell like this? How could I not notice?
Gwen Tennyson: Last time you were here, you were twelve. Before you discovered personal hygiene.

Driscoll: My strength comes from the conviction of my beliefs. And of course, my powered armor.

Driscoll: Free or not – your choice remains, Ben Tennyson.
NRG: Okay, then. I choose – single combat, sir knight. I challenge you to a duel.
Ben Tennyson: If I win, these aliens go free, and you leave the other aliens on Earth alone – forever.
Driscoll: And when I win, Ben Tennyson, you all die.
Kevin Levin: Dude, go for Way Big. That would be hilarious.
Ben Tennyson: If this is going to work, I have to fight with honor. So no tricks. [Activates the Ultimatrix]
Spidermonkey: Spidermonkey! [Activates the Ultimatrix]
Ultimate Spidermonkey: Ultimate Spidermonkey!

Ben Tennyson: (to Driscoll) Maybe you've forgotten something: I'm Ben Tennyson, wielder of the most powerful weapon in the universe. I stopped the Highbreed invasion, I defeated Vilgax in hand-to-hand combat and I've beaten the Forever Knights more times that I can count. Here's what's going to happen: you're going to release these prisoners, you're going to crawl back to wherever you came from and you're going to stop hunting down aliens because if you don't, I promise, you'll regret it for the rest of your very short lives.

Simian Says[edit]

Ben Tennyson: Hey, do you guys realize it's been 2 days since anyone tried to kill me, arrest me, or ask me for an autograph?
Simian: Then let me apologize in advance for my timing.
Kevin Levin: Well. Well. Well. If it isn't he con artist formerly known as prince.

Ben Tennyson: Are you telling me you willingly brought a xeocyte to your homeworld and let it loose on some crime boss?
Simian: I didn't turn it loose. He [Mizaru] did. And now the DNAliens are spreading all over. In a few days there won't be a single unaffected arachnichimp on the planet.

Gwen Tennyson: It won't hurt to check it out. If he's telling the truth, we need to do something about it.
Kevin Levin: And if it's another con job?
Gwen Tennyson: Then he's all yours.

Gwen Tennyson: There's some EM interference up ahead. Don't lose sight of Simian's ship.
Kevin Levin: Don't worry. I've got all our weapons locked on him in case he tries anything.
Gwen Tennyson: That's not really what I meant, but okay.

Gwen Tennyson: (as the DNAliens attack) There's something you don't see everyday.
Ben Tennyson: Unless you're us.
Kevin Levin: Still doesn't prove Simian's on the up-and-up. Gotta be a trap.

(Eunice appears and saves Ben from the DNAliens)
Eunice: Ben! I'm glad to see you.
Ben Tennyson: Me too, except that your Unimatrix is interfering with my Ultimatrix. If you're absorbing powers I can't change!
Eunice: Never change. (kisses Ben on the cheek)

Gwen Tennyson: I don't like the looks of those guards.
Kevin Levin: Hideous mutation does that to a monkey.

Simian: They're not taking me without a fight!
Gwen Tennyson: Nowhere to run, huh?
Simian: Sometimes a chimp gets cornered. What can you do?

Ben Tennyson: Ultimatrix, revert DNAliens to Arachnichimps!
Ultimatrix: Insufficient power for this operation.
Ben Tennyson: What? Uh... repair genetic damage to Arachnichimps!
Ultimatrix: Insufficient power for this operation.
Ben Tennyson: (trying to get Ultimatrix working) Man, I miss my old Omnitrix. Got enough power for this? (Transforms into Terraspin)

Ultimatrix: Parallel signal interference detected. Ultimatrix resetting.
Terraspin: Are you kidding? No bars? Cancel! Unreset! I mean – Ultimatrix: Abort Reset – Code 10!
Ultimatrix: That function is not available.
(Terraspin reverts to Ben)
Ben Tennyson: Stupid Ultimatrix!

Kevin Levin: Get in there. Eunice may need your computer smarts to pull this off.
Gwen Tennyson: Okay, but if you need my help.
Kevin Levin: I'll cry like a little girl.

Ben Tennyson: (after Kevin getting annoyed about Eunice driving the plane) Don't mind him. He's just cheesed because I was right about Simian and he was wrong.
Kevin Levin: This time maybe, but I am telling you a leopard doesn't change its spots and an arachnachimp doesn't change its... blue fur stuff.

Ben Tennyson: We had a deal!
DNAlien Mizaru: What possible reason could I have for keeping a deal with you, Ben Tennyson. I have all the power. You have nothing.
Ben Tennyson: I have THIS! [Activates the Ultimatrix]
Swampfire: SWAMPFIRE!

Swampfire: (trying to turn Eunice back to normal) This is either genius, or the the worst idea I've ever had.
Ultimatrix: [Swampfire resets the Unimatrix and discharges the Ultimatrix] Ultimatrix power depleted. Entering recharge mode.
Ben Tennyson: [Eunice appears] Genius.
Eunice: Thank you, Ben.

Eunice: [about Kevin] You've got yourself a good one there.
Gwen Tennyson: When it comes to life and death situations. Still working on the day-to-day.

DNAlien Mizaru: You're no match for me. I control the DNAliens through nothing but my force of will.
Spidermonkey: Your mother must be very proud.
DNAlien Mizaru: She was one of the first to be transformed!
Spidermonkey: O...kay then.. (activates Ultimatrix)
Ultimate Spidermonkey: Ultimate Spidermonkey!

(Xenocyte deattaches from Mizaru)
Ben Tennyson: The cure didn't work on you... Wait. Is that your real face? Sorry!

Mizaru: BEN TENNYSON! You have made a dangerous enemy this day. Mark my words, you have not heard the last of Mizaru!
(Root Shark comes from the ground and eats Mizaru. Everyone has shocked looks on their faces)
Gwen Tennyson: ...and now we have heard the last of Mizaru.

Greetings from Techadon[edit]

Kevin Levin: Fun was the fourteenth hole. Remember that miracle shot I made off of Lincoln's face?
Gwen Tennyson: Through Lincoln's face.
Kevin Levin: Video tape or it didn't happen.

Julie Yamamoto: We're winning and Ben's on the Death Hole. There's no way we can lose.
Gwen Tennyson: Against Ben? There's always a way.
Ben Tennyson: Let's get this over with. [Activates the Ultimatrix]
Brainstorm: Brainstorm!

Kevin Levin: I'll get what data I can and safely dispose of it.
Gwen Tennyson: Why do you say "safely dispose" when we all know you've already lined up a buyer?
Kevin Levin: Because it makes me sound less greedy.

Julie Yamamoto: According to this there are two miniature golf courses with in 2 miles of here. When's good for you?
Ben Tennyson: I kind of thought we'd focus on the killer robot.
Julie Yamamoto: When's... good... for you?
Gwen Tennyson: We'll take Julie home and meet up with you later.

Ben Tennyson: Back when we were kids, did you ever think we'd become friends?
Gwen Tennyson: [Slight chuckle] No. I thought you were going to drive me insane – me or Grandpa – probably both.

Kevin Levin: The robot we fought tonight was a custom job. Created by the weapon masters of Techadon. It must've cost a fortune. Somebody put a hit on you.
Ben Tennyson: I'm not worried.
Kevin Levin: You should be. The Techadons will keep coming each one'll be stronger than the one before. And they won't stop until you're destroyed.

Ben Tennyson: I'll take him down with Goop [prepares the Ultimatrix, Kevin stops him]
Kevin Levin: Bad idea! Each robot learns from the one before. This one's gonna be harder to stop
Ben Tennyson: They're not so tough.They're big brute robots. And I got my own big brute. [Transforms to Rath]
Rath: RATH!!! LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN', CUSTOM-MADE TECHADON ROBOT, DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY TO DESTROY ME!!! YOU MAYBE BIG, BUT RATH IS EVEN BIGGER!!! [Techadon robot walks near him] EXCEPT FOR THE PART WHERE YOU'RE TALLER AND HEAVIER THAN ME... BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER!!! 'CAUSE THE BIGGER THEY ARE, THE HARDER... [Techadon Robot shoots him with a laser and lands on Mr. Smoothie, Rath rubs his head] AWW... RATH DOESN'T REMEMBER HOW THE REST OF THAT GOES... THE BIGGER THEY ARE, THE HARDER THEY FALL!!!! THAT'S WHAT RATH WAS GONNA SAY!!! BY THAT LOGIC, YOU, BEING BIGGER THAN RATH, IS A DISADVANTAGE!!!! RRRRRAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! [Techadon robot shoots a laser. Rath dodges and the laser hits Mr. Smoothie, destroying part of it. Rath, Kevin and Gwen look at the ruins of Mr. Smoothie sadly, Rath is the most affected] You... You broke Mr. Smoothie... RRRRAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! [Rath charges at the Techadon robot and wrestles it] LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN', CUSTOM-MADE TECHADON ROBOT, DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY TO DESTROY ME!!! YOU CAN HURT ME!!! YOU CAN HURT THE THINGS I STAND FOR!!! YOU CAN EVEN HURT MY FEELINGS, IF I HAVE ANY!!! BUT NO ONE, AND I MEAN NO ONE!!!!! HURTS THE SMOOTHY!!!!!!!!

Gwen Tennyson: I'm going to find whoever ordered the hit.
Kevin Levin: Never happen. It can't be done.
[Gwen tosses Kevin a device]
Ben Tennyson: "Can't be done." Stupid thing to say. [Gwen leaves. Kevin stares at Ben] Unless you're trying to goad her into doing something impossible.

Big Chill: [about the mobile Techadon Robot creator] It's indestructible.
Kevin Levin: Come on! If there's one thing you're good at: it's breaking stuff.
Big Chill: True... If stuff doesn't break me first.

(Argit sent Vulkanus to Earth)
Argit: You're a natural. Ever consider a career in the fast paced high salaried world of professional conartiste?
Gwen Tennyson: Thanks for the help. (Gives Argit some alien money)
Argit: Anytime, Red.

Big Chill: New Techadon more powerful than the other ones.
Kevin Levin: Yep.
Big Chill: And nothing I've used before is going to work on this one.
Kevin Levin: Nope
Big Chill: Am I forgetting anything?
Kevin Levin: Probably. Probably something bad for us.

Kevin Levin: If it makes you feel any better, after it finishes you off, I'm gonna pound Vulkanus like nobody's business.
Ultimate Echo Echo: That does not make me feel any better.

Vulkanus: [to the Techadon Robot] What are you looking at me for?
Ben Tennyson: Problem?
(Kevin has set the ID mask to the evolved Ultimatrix symbol, the trio is staring at Vulkanus while the Techadon comes for him)
Vulkanus: What have you done?
Ben Tennyson: Tag. You're it.
(Vulkanus flies away from the Techadon)
Vulkanus: I WISH I COULD HATE YOU TO DEATH, TENNYSON!!

Gwen Tennyson: Need a spaceship? No problem. But ask Dad for a car? (imitates) Maybe for graduation!

The Flame Keeper's Circle[edit]

Keeper Agent: It is as I said. He has returned to us.
Conduit Edwards: Then this is indeed a most historic day. The day that marks the return of Diagon – the knowledge bringer.

Ben Tennyson: The Flame Keeper's Circle?
Julie Yamamoto: Yep. I can't believe it took so long to convince you guys to come check this out.
Ben Tennyson: Yeah. I'm completely disinterested in a tour of an office building. It is a puzzler.

Julie Yamamoto: The Flame Keepers' Circle believe that thousands of years of ago, mankind was visited by benevolent aliens, who gave us the beginnings of technology.
Ben Tennyson: Benevolent? I guess anything's possible...

Kevin Levin: They've sure got a swanky set up. What do they do for money again?
Julie Yamamoto: They take donations.
Kevin Levin: Sweet. Argit would love this place.

Julie Yamamoto: They were excited to get me onboard. My celebrity can help raise awareness of their organization.
Ben Tennyson: Your celebrity for being ranked 173 in Women's Tennis or for being the girlfriend of the Ben Tennyson?
Julie Yamamoto: First of all I'm ranked 83! And I've only been in five tournaments.

Julie Yamamoto: That's Conduit's chamber. It's private.
Kevin Levin: (to Ben) That's where he keeps the donations he bilks out of his suckers.

Conduit Edwards: The new age of mankind is about to begin. I would love to bring the Ben Tennyson on board with our cause.
Ben Tennyson: Uh...
Kevin Levin: (later, outside the building) Don't think you scored any points with Julie back there.
Julie Yamamoto: (turning around) Okay, so you're not into it. I get it. That's fine. But did you have to laugh in his face?!
Ben Tennyson: Julie, it was an accident. Sometimes I laugh inappropriately in awkward situations.
Julie Yamamoto: You're a terrible boyfriend.
Ben Tennyson: Ah ha ha... heh... (covers mouth, realizing that he just laughed inappropriately in an awkward situation)
Julie Yamamoto: I'm not talking to you.

Julie Yamamoto: Does it ever occur to you that everything isn't always about you?
Ben Tennyson: Not really, no.

Kevin Levin: In Ben's defense, you are way too smart to be buying into this junk.
Julie Yamamoto: Which junk is that, Kevin? The using technology to help people junk? Or maybe the modernizing of hospitals and schools junk? So what is it, the existence of aliens?
Kevin Levin: Well-
Julie Yamamoto: (sarcastically and pacing) Oh... right, because we've never seen aliens before! How many different aliens can you turn into now? 50?
Ben Tennyson: 63.
Julie Yamamoto: And yet believing in aliens is laughable?

Ben Tennyson: Say Diagon is real... it still wouldn't be right to use his alien tech to change the planet.
Kevin Levin: Ben's right. They've got rules for that stuff.
Julie Yamamoto: (sarcastically) I see. So only you're allowed to use alien tech to save the world.
Ben Tennyson: Right. I mean, no... that's not–
Julie Yamamoto: (stalks off) Never mind. Let's just drop it.
Ben Tennyson: Julie, I – look, you said there's some sort of member's meeting tonight?
(Julie stops to consider)
Kevin Levin: More tech talk with Conduit?
(shakes her head)
Julie Yamamoto: Forget it. I thought I wanted you here... but now I think it's best if you just leave.

[At Burger Shack]
Gwen Tennyson: Wanna talk about it?
Ben Tennyson: Talk about what?
Kevin Levin: The Julie thing.
Ben Tennyson: I know. She's doing volunteer work for a crooked organization, and she can't even see it.
Gwen Tennyson: Come on, guys. Give Julie some credit, she's not a dope.
Ben Tennyson: True, but that doesn't mean she can't get in over her head.

Kevin Levin: The ship got jacked on a routine run through this quadrant. What do you say we skip dessert and do a little follow up?
Ben Tennyson: You guys can handle it without me, right?
Gwen Tennyson: Have some apologizing to do?
Ben Tennyson: Only if I'm wrong.

Vilgax: I was wondering when you would find me.
Ben Tennyson: Vilgax? How can you be here?
Vilgax: These days they call me Diagon!

Ben Tennyson: You don't have an empire genius. It fell after everyone heard you were dead. [Vilgax growls] You know how it is, when the cat's away, the mice will play.
Vilgax: Those who resist my rule will be washed away in the tide of battle. My empire will rise again!
Ben Tennyson: Yeah, about that – not gonna happen.

Ben Tennyson: This isn't about me at all. Even if Diagon was real - using alien technology to accelerate a planet's natural development won't bring Utopia. It'll bring disaster. It's happened before. That's why the Plumbers have those laws. But even that's not the point! Because that isn't Diagon. His name is Vilgax! He's not a hero. He's a selfish evil warlord who's using you. And if you let him on his ship, he's going to fly off to start an Interstellar war!

Vilgax: Enough. Destroy the boy. Destroy Ben Tennyson!
Ben Tennyson: Just so you know - I'm starting to take this personally. [Activates the Ultimatrix]
Echo Echo: Echo Echo! [Echo Echo attacks]
Julie Yamamoto: I hate it when he does that!
Gwen Tennyson: What?

Double or Nothing[edit]

[Flying on Rust Bucket 3]
Ben Tennyson: I'm telling you, it's just wrong.
Kevin Levin: Pretending to be you in a stage show for money? Sure is -- unless they pay you.
Ben Tennyson: Right? I mean, no. I mean, aren't there laws about this -- facial copyright or something?
Gwen Tennyson: According to their website, this show sells out everywhere it plays. People are driving all over to see you.
Ben Tennyson: So?
Kevin Levin: Kind of seems like a compliment.
Ben Tennyson: Compliment? Did you see that guy's hair?
Gwen Tennyson: Okay. Nice work on the priorities.

Vilgax Actor: Attention earthlings, I am Vilgax, the conqueror! Here on my moon base... on the moon! Surrender, or I shall destroy you!
(In the audience, Kevin whispers to Ben)
Kevin Levin: Moon base?
Ben Tennyson: Yeah, I hear it's on the moon.

Gwen Tennyson: C'mon! Even you have to admit this is kinda of awesome.
(On the stage, Vilgax Actor is the top of a moon crater)
Vilgax Actor: (evil laughs) You are trapped, Ben Tennyson! You cannot save yourself!
(Albedo (as Ben) It's now trapped behind on laser bars)
Albedo (as Ben): Well, In that case I have to call for a little help... from the GWENETTES! (whistles)
(10 Gwens with belly shirts come on stage and launch pink fireworks, referring to her mana powers)
(In the audience, Kevin looks appreciating the Gwenettes)
Kevin Levin: 10 Gwens...
Gwen Tennyson: That is so WRONG!
Kevin Levin: Uh, Exactly what I was thinking...

Kevin Levin: Remember before we do anything, we find out all the facts.
Ben Tennyson: Since when did you become the voice of reason?
Kevin Levin: Since you two became theatre critics.
Gwen Tennyson: I am perfectly calm! [Gwen's eyes and hand glow] Now I'm perfectly calm.
Kevin Levin: I don't see what you're so sore about. I'm not even in the show.

Albedo: (takes off brown wig and turns to the team) Ben Tennyson. We meet again.
Ben Tennyson: Albedo?! What do you think you're doing?!
Albedo: I was about go out for some chili fries. Care to join me?
Ben Tennyson: I mean, what are you doing with this show?
Albedo: Truth be told, I'm making the best of a bad situation. Thanks to you, I have no Ultimatrix and hence no way to fly myself away from this sad little planet your actions stranded me upon. Worst of all, I'm trapped in this repulsive human form! And since I needed some way to earn a living... I realized that the most fitting, if ironic, choice would be to make money off of you, so I created "Ben 10 Live."
Ben Tennyson: Well, you just had your last curtain call. The show's over.
Albedo: [shocked gasp] And disappoint my fans?
Ben Tennyson: My fans!
Albedo: Whatever. (throws a sound wave grenade on the floor)

Ben Tennyson: I thought you said you didn't have an Ultimatrix.
Swamps: Yeah. So?
Ben Tennyson: So if you don't have an Ultimatrix, how did you change into Swampfire?
Swamps: Uh, that's uh... none of your business!

NRG: You're going to have to do better than that Albedo. [Hugh appears] Really?
Hugh: Really. Wait. Time out. [removes his glasses] Bring it on.

Albedo: You'll ruin everything!
Ultimate Spidermonkey: Yeah, that's sorta the plan!

Ultimate Spidermonkey: How's it hanging?
Hugh: Uh, would you mind letting me down? I have a... major fear of heights... and of falling and losing.

(Fridge appears to fight Ben)
Fridge: I changed again, now I'm a different creature!

Kevin Levin: Why do bad guys always have their hideouts in a warehouse? Do they get a discount?

Gwen Tennyson: This Ultimatrix is just an overgrown strobe light. Between that and the smoke, he blinded the audience long enough to cover the aliens' entrances and exits.
Kevin Levin: So, you've been going around the country, doing this act for...
Albedo: Ever since I escaped from Vilgax's ship. Every second-rate resort, sales convention, and county fair. In one night, out the next.
Gwen Tennyson: But now you're going to stop, right?
Albedo: WHAT? And give up show business?
Ben Tennyson: [Preparing to activate the Ultimatrix] Oh I am so going to clobber you!
Gwen Tennyson: Oh, but what's the point?
Ben Tennyson: What's the point? I'll tell you what's the point! How many times has Albedo stolen the Omnitrix or the Ultimatrix or kidnapped you or, might I add, tried to kill me?! And--and now here he is again, ripping me off, using my face to fool people and steal their money with this ridiculous dog-and-phony show!
Kevin Levin: Feel better?
Ben Tennyson: A little.
Gwen Tennyson: Ben, if you want to shut down "Ben 10 Live," fine. My dad's a lawyer. Let him handle it.
Ben Tennyson: Yeah, but--
Gwen Tennyson: I don't like him, either. But Albedo isn't a threat anymore. He's a nuisance.
Albedo: You needn't worry. Tonight was our last performance
Hugh: What?! B-but what about --
Albedo: I said we're done.
Ben Tennyson: All right. But try anything like this again and I'll-- I'll--
Gwen Tennyson: See you in court.
Ben Tennyson: Yeah! That.

Ben Tennyson: (about Albedo) I still think he deserved a major beat down.

Hugh: (grabbing hold of Ben) Albedo, run!
NRG: Hey, whose side are you on?
Hugh: Actually, that's kind of complicated.
NRG: Well, let me know when you figure it out.

Gwen Tennyson: (as Ben and Albedo fight) We have to do something!
Kevin Levin: Like take bets?

Hugh: I didn't say "destroy." Actually what he's got planned is even crazier. The bomb is designed to rewrite DNA. So everyone on the whole world will be a genetic duplicate of Ben Tennyson.
Kevin Levin: That's horrible! [Ben glares at Kevin] No offense.

Ben Tennyson: (holding onto Albedo's leg) You're not going anywhere! Uh-oh.
[the bomb explodes; destroying the warehouse]

Galvin Albedo: I'm getting off this backwater planet while the getting is good! With any luck, I will never see your hideous face again - in the mirror or in person.
Ben Tennyson: Still trying to catch up. So you're saying that wasn't a doomsday bomb?
Galvin Albedo: A what?
Ben Tennyson: A doomsday bomb. That was going to make everyone on earth look like me? Okay, now that I say it out loud, it does sound stupid.

Albedo: You imbecile! The Ultimatrix must have interfered with the alteration field. So now whatever I turn into, I'll always change back... to this!
Hugh: It's all my fault, Albedo. I-I brought them here.
Albedo: Why would you do that?
Hugh: Back home, I'm a nothing. But here on earth, I-I'm kind of a celebrity. At least I closely resemble a celebrity. Most importantly, I had friends, especially you. That's why I told Ben Tennyson, so he would stop you, so you wouldn't leave.
Albedo: I don't blame you, Hugh. (turns and points to Ben) I blame YOU! You did this to me! It's always YOU!

The Perfect Girlfriend[edit]

Julie Yamamoto: Thanks. See you in three weeks. That's a long time, isn't it?
Ben Tennyson: I'll go up to the gate with you.
Gwen Tennyson: Security won't let you in without a ticket.
Ben Tennyson: Sure they will. What's the point of International Megastardom if I can't abuse it fora few more minutes with my girl. [to Gwen] Back in an hour, okay?

Gwen Tennyson: Go after her.
Ben Tennyson: No. I'm going after Ssserpent.
Gwen Tennyson: Then go by yourself. [to Julie] Wait for me.

Julie Yamamoto: Why do I need a reason? Ben means more to me than some silly tennis matches. It's as simple as that.
Gwen Tennyson: But to give up something you've worked so hard for.
Julie Yamamoto: A girl's got to have her priorities.

Julie Yamamoto: [as they're about to go shopping] You bringing Kevin?
Kevin Levin: [Sarcastically] Nothing I'd rather do.
Ben Tennyson: So why do it?
Kevin Levin: Because it makes her happy. And when she's not happy. I'm not happy.

Julie Yamamoto: Look, I love Ben. That's all there is to it.
Gwen Tennyson: Fine. But that doesn't mean you should make such a big sacrifice.
Julie Yamamoto: That's what you do when you love somebody.
Gwen Tennyson: No. You both make sacrifices for each other. What's Ben giving up?

Gwen Tennyson: I think this all has to do something with Julie and Ship. Uh, remember how he barked at her?
Kevin Levin: Maybe he has dynsentary. Wonder who you take him to for shots: a vet or a mechanic.

SWAT Team Member: There may be hostages. We're waiting for backup.
Goop: I'm all the backup you need.

Cop: What did you do to him?
Ben Tennyson: This isn't Ssserpent. It's just his skin. He shed it. He's probably 50 miles from here by now. I gotta go.

Way Big: This doesn't prove anything.
Kevin Levin: Ben, I know you like her, but come on.
Way Big: All the enemies we've had over the years, any of them could've done this.
Kevin Levin: Really? Animate buildings?
Way Big: Well... some of them. Three or four of them – maybe. Julie can't do this.
Kevin Levin: So how'd she manage?

Julie Yamamoto: Ben, I've done everything you've asked. And even things you didn't ask for. [Julie starts morphing]
Elena Validus: And I always will.
Ben Tennyson: Elena.
Elena Validus: I was Elena. But then I was Julie. But if you don't like them [Elena changes into other people] I can be anyone you want me to be.

Ben Tennyson: Elena, what do you want?
Elena Validus: Does it matter?
Ben Tennyson: It does! Kevin's changed a lot – and for the better, since he's been with Gwen. If she'd just done everything he wanted. He'd still be the same old Kevin.
Elena Validus: I'll be more like Gwen if that's what you want.
Ben Tennyson: It's got to be what you want, Elena.
Elena Validus: Don't you understand? I just want you.
Ben Tennyson: That's not enough!

Julie Yamamoto: What are you going to do? Kill him? If you can't have him, no one can, is that it?
Elena Validus: I – I love him.
Julie Yamamoto: You don't know what love is.

Julie Yamamoto: [Elena's morphed into Julie] Maybe I don't know what love is. But now I know what hate is. You'll see me again!

The Ultimate Sacrifice[edit]

Red Robot: After I beat you guys, everybody will know I'm the toughest guy in the galaxy!
Humongousaur: Toughest guy in the galaxy? That would be me!

Red Robot: I give up.
Sentient Ultimate Humungosaur: [Ultimate Humungosaur continues to pound the robot] Not... an option.
Gwen Tennyson: Ben, calm down!
Sentient Ultimate Humungosaur: My name's... not... BEN!!!

Gwen Tennyson: [as Ben and Ultimate Humungousaur are fighting over control of their body] We gotta stop this before he hurts himself.
Kevin Levin: Fine. [Kevin hits Ultimate Humungousaur]
Gwen Tennyson: Enjoyed that?
Kevin Levin: Maybe a little.

Gwen Tennyson: Dr. Borges, my aunt Sandra said you're the best psychiatrist in town – and she would know.

Dr. Borges: It's always good to begin at the psychological root. Tell me something about your relationship with your mother.
Sentient Ultimate Humungousaur: My mother tried to eat me before I even hatched!
Dr Borges: O...kay... there are probably some issues around that.

Kevin Levin: [after Ben disappears] You think he's dead
Gwen Tennyson: Don't say that. I'd know if he was.
Kevin Levin: How?
Gwen Tennyson: I just would.

Kevin Levin: I hate recordings, almost as much as I hate people telling me what to do!

Ben Tennyson: You're not real. You're just parts of me!
Sentient Ultimate Echo Echo: Liar! (let out a sonic scream knocking him down. Sentient Ultimate Spider-Monkey then wraps Ben up with his web. Sentient Ultimate Humongousaur picks him up in his hand)
Sentient Ultimate Humongousaur: When are you going to get it through that thick skull? That we're not part of you.
Sentient Ultimate Swampfire: We're individuals with our own hearts and minds and will!
Sentient Ultimate Big Chill: And we're sick of being trapped here in the Ultimatrix.
Ben Tennyson: Wait Wait. This is the Ultimatrix?
Sentient Ultimate Humongousaur: You've been our jailer Tennyson. (puts Ben on the ground and starts dragging him away; The Ultimates walk with him) But now you're our ticket out.

Ben Tennyson: I'm too young to die and too famous, not to mention handsome and smart and talented and charming let's not forget that! But, if I am dead, chances are the place with the fiery red light is not where I wanna go! [Earthquake] Great! I'm dead and there's an earthquake.
Sentient Ultimate Humungosaur: It's not an earthquake. And you're not dead yet.

Sentient Ultimate Humongousaur: I'm sick of being held captive within this, this... disgusting human!
Ben Tennyson: Who's calling who disgusting? You ever get a whiff of your breath?

(Ben transforms into Ghostfreak)
Ghostfreak: Ghostfreak! (Phases through Ultimate Spidermonkey's web) Now, you're under my control! (Bumps into Sentient Ultimate Humungousaur's chest)
Sentient Ultimate Humungousaur: (Laughs), You don't understand anything, do you Tennyson? You can't control us! Not ever again!
(Sentient Ultimate Big Chill freezes Ghostfreak, who then becomes Heatblast)

Brainstorm: Listen whatever's going on here, I didn't do it to you. I'm one of the good guys, remember? I'm a hero.
Sentient Ultimate Humungousaur: Hero? You treat us like slaves!

Sentient Ultimate Humungousaur: Time to pay for your sins, Tennyson!
Gwen Tennyson: Hey! Nobody picks on Ben but me! That's the way it works in families, right?

Gwen Tennyson: That's enough!
Ben Tennyson: Gwen, don't. If you use that power too long...
Gwen Tennyson: I risk losing my humanity. That's why I'm not wasting any more time. I'm destroying these transformations, Ben.
Ben Tennyson: No, Gwen. Stand down.
Gwen Tennyson: But...
Ben Tennyson: Stand down!
Sentient Ultimate Humungousaur: If this is some kind of trick...
Ben Tennyson: No tricks. There's only one way out of this. In order for the Ultimates to live, I have to die.

Kevin Levin: Tennyson may have messed up the Ultimatrix, but he's put himself on the line again, again. (gets attacked) He's risked his life a hundred times for people he didn't even know, for slobs like me, for jerks like you. He's a hero and more important...he's my best friend.

Azmuth: You, Kevin Levin, are evolving. Perhaps there's the tiniest speck of hope for this universe after all. You could have called.
Kevin Levin: I didn't get your number.

Ben Tennyson: Wait. Before you – let me say goodbye to Gwen.
Sentient Ultimate Big Chill: Do you think we're fools?
Sentient Ultimate Humungousaur: No. Let him say his goodbyes. He deserves that much at least.
Gwen Tennyson: What's the plan?
Ben Tennyson: No plan. I don't know why they branched off and became individuals, but I know that they deserve to be free.
Gwen Tennyson: So do you.
Ben Tennyson: [Ben kisses Gwen on the forehead] Goodbye, Gwen. [Ben walks to the pit] You probably won't believe this, but I never meant for you to suffer, any of you. And I'm sorry.
[Ben pauses, then jumps into the pit]

Ben Tennyson: But I jumped into the pit. Why am I still alive? Not that I'm complaining, mind you.
Azmuth: Your intention was what mattered to the Ultimatrix. The fact that you were willing to sacrifice everything in order to set them free –genuine self-sacrifice – more rare than Astatine or Francium. That's twice today I have found a small measure of hope – a very disturbing pattern.

Ben Tennyson: I don't know about your guys, but I'm starving. Burgers?
Kevin Levin: My treat.
Gwen Tennyson: Your treat?
Kevin Levin: Hey, it's the least I can do for my best girl. And my best friend.

The Widening Gyre[edit]

Agent: Standard operating procedure is to show up unannounced and demand that you come with us... But we know we're dealing with Ben Tennyson. So we're asking, would you please come with us?

Ben Tennyson: Colonel Rozum. This must be pretty embarrassing.
Colonel Rozum: Embarassing?
Kevin Levin: He probably means the way we saved the Air Forces butt last time even though you were involved in all kinds of dirty ops.
Ben Tennyson: That's what I meant.
Kevin Levin: And now he needs another favor.
Gwen Tennyson: Embarrassing.

Colonel Rozum: 18 months ago, my sister was on a ship that sailed too close to the vortex. After she went missing, I sent two of my best agents to investigate. They disappeared too. Now my bosses want me to shut the investigation down – officially.
Gwen Tennyson: So you need someone to investigate – unofficially.

Gwen Tennyson: (after the Rustbucket III lands on the island of garbage) This is unbelievable!
Ben Tennyson: No kidding. I've never smelled anything this bad.
Kevin Levin: Not since the last time you–
Gwen Tennyson: Let the easy ones go, Kevin.

Kevin Levin: This reminds me of that show.
Ben Tennyson: What show?
Kevin Levin: The cartoon -- the one we used to watch when we were kids. You know, the one where they're always fighting polluters. A-and those five kids fought evil with like, the power to recycle? You know what I'm talking about. What was the name of that show? Was it like, "Earth-Man" or "Major Green"? Something like that? I have the theme song stuck in my head. [Humming] You know it, right? It's gonna come to me.

Ben Tennyson: [Running to a pile of garbage It can't be. No. No! NO!
Gwen Tennyson: Ben, what is it? What did you find?
Ben Tennyson: Who would throw out an autographed Ben 10 photo? Why would someone do that?... This is going to haunt me.

Agent Bryson: New arrivals. You're lucky to be alive. Though after a few weeks here, you might not feel so lucky.
Gwen Tennyson: We were sent her to help.
Agent Locke: So were we. You see how well that turned out.

Agent Bryson: The only thing that matters is become victims to the all-powerful garbage patch!
Agent Locke: Excuse my partner. He's prone to being overly dramatic.
Agent Bryson: [curious] Am I overly dramatic? Am I really?
Kevin Levin: No way. This is like that other show that I used to watch. With the two agents who went around investigating weird stuff. What was the name of that show?
Gwen Tennyson: Can you stop talking about old TV shows for five minutes?!
Kevin Levin: It'll come to me.

Ben Tennyson: I should've known this would be trouble. Nothing that smells this bad could be good.
[Ben activates the Ultimatrix]
NRG: NRG!

Gwen Tennyson: You are the worst driver.
Kevin Levin: I'm just glad I could help.

Garbage Monster: No one is going anywhere. The humans cannot be allowed to leave.
Ben Tennyson: Nobody mentioned the garbage could talk!
Agent Bryson: I was working up to it.

Kevin Levin: If only we had power rings, like on that show that I can't remember the name of. They could harness their rings with the power to recycle, or clean power, or something. Anyways, it was awesome! (pause) You're not even listening, are you, Gwen?
Gwen Tennyson: Nobody's even listening to you, Gwen.

Ben Tennyson: Everybody stand clear. Things are about to get big.
[Ben activates the Ultimatrix]
Way Big: Way BIG!

Way Big: The only thing that can move the trash is what created it in the first place, so I gotta make some waves!

Ben Tennyson: So I shot all that garbage into the sun. Problem solved, right?
Gwen Tennyson: I hope so.

Agent Bryson: I don't like it. You should come with us.
Ben Tennyson: We'll be okay.
Agent Bryson: I wish I could believe that... I want to believe...
Kevin Levin: Come on! Am I the only one who sees this? Nobody else watches television but me?

Kevin Levin: (using a narrator's voice) Meanwhile back in the garbage vortex, Gwen Tennyson makes a shocking discovery.
Gwen Tennyson: I'm glad you're taking this seriously, Kevin!
Kevin Levin: (continuing to use his narrator's voice) But Gwen Tennyson is not amused.

Kevin Levin: (mimicking a television announcer) Once again, peace is restored to the planet, thanks in no small part to the efforts of our hero, Kevin Levin. (notices the other staring) ...And friends.

The Mother of all Vreedles[edit]

Ma Vreedle: [Entering] Gemete's-n-Things closes in half an hour.
Centur Squaar: M-m-m-Ma Vreedle?
Ma Vreedle: Yep. Hi. Can't really chat now. Gonna shoot y'all. Steal the valuables. Make a clean getaway like that.

Centur Squaar: Take the money. Don't shoot me. I'm too young and witty to die.
Ma Vreedle: That's smart, you got nothing to lose by co-operating but money what ain't even yours.
Rhomboid Vreedle: Uhmm, and your dignity and trustworthiness...
Octagon Vreedle: Boid.
Rhomboid Vreedle: And probably your job.
Octagon Vreedle: Boid!
Rhomboid Vreedle: What?

Rhomboid Vreedle: We promised our daddy we was going straight. When we joined the Plumbers we said we wasn't gonnga steal, kill and blow stuff up and what-not.
Octagon Vreedle: Clearly Boid, we is what you is called redicultavating which condition I impute to love for Ma.

Kevin Levin: Let's get a look at these ruthless killers.
Ma Vreedle: [On the monitor] Who's my pretty boy? Ooo that's right. You're my pretty boy.
Kevin Levin: Ma Vreedle? [Kevin turns the ship around]
Ben Tennyson: Where are you going?
Kevin Levin: The other direction. Nobody messes with Ma Vreedle!

Gwen Tennyson: Are you afraid of her?
Kevin Levin: Yeah. Who's dumb enough not to be? [Kevin looks at Ben] Oh man!

Kevin Levin: After we're dead, don't say I didn't warn you.

Spidermonkey: Like water skiing without the water...or the skis.

Gwen Tennyson: You're supposed to be Plumbers now. I thought you two were better than this.
Octagon Vreedle: Begging your pardon, but we ain't never been better than anything.

Octagon Vreedle: As much as I would like to see precisely how Pretty Boy blows up.
Rhomboid Vreedle: You're right. Ma would never forgive us.

Ma Vreedle: You tricked me!
Big Chill: You're just getting that now? The apple really doesn't fall far from the tree.

Octagon Vreedle: Come out, miss. Before your friend get disincorporated. Family first they say.
Gwen Tennyson: We're family too. We're all Plumbers.
Rhomboid Vreedle: Ain't that nice.
Octagon Vreedle: On the contrary Rhomboid, we now got us a dilemma. Between what you call familial duty and fraternal type.
Gwen Tennyson: That's it. Who's your real family? An Intergalactic Order of Peacekeepers or a bunch of pretty boys.

Octagon Vreedle: Rhomboid, this is one of those rare problems where you can't solve anything with violence.
Rhomboid Vreedle: Oh no!
Octagon Vreedle: It's nature versus nurture what lies at the crux of the issue.

Rhomboid Vreedle: Ma tried to blow us up.
Octagon Vreedle: Which seems somewhat uncalled for.
Gwen Tennyson: What are you going to do about it?
Kevin Levin: Yeah. What are you a man or a Vreedle?

Ma Vreedle: My own sons turn on me? I'll murderalize every last one of you! Then I'll murderalize your wretched pa! And then I'll murderalize everyone you know!
Octagon Vreedle: Ma, you are overreacting considerable.
Ma Vreedle: I'm overreacting? I'M OVERREACTING?
Octagon Vreedle: That strikes one as ironic right there.

Big Chill: Wait! I'm a mother too.
Ma Vreedle: You are?
Big Chill: Yes. Son I know how you must feel.
Ma Vreedle: Oh yeah? Where are your kids?
Big Chill: Off in deep space somewhere. That's probably not the best example.

Ma Vreedle: And I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for my meddling kids! You're grounded! YOU'RE ALL GROUNDED.
Octagon Vreedle: Boid, this is gonna require on boatload of therapy.

Will Harangue: Once again, NASA has reported sighting an incoming meteor heading straight for Earth at an unbelievable speed. Scientists worry that the impact could cause major disruptions to climate. Huh, there we go. Next thing you know, they'll be using it as an excuse to raise taxes!

A Knight to Remember[edit]

Kevin Levin: You two done being reasonable?
Gwen & Ben Tennyson: Definitely.

Ben Tennyson: Sorry about your team.
Plumber: It's comes with the territory, Ben. We're all professionals.

Kevin Levin: Payback time?
Ben Tennyson: [looks at the captured Esoterica agent] Oh, for sure!

Sir Driscoll: I wonder what this does.
Ben Tennyson: [Appearing from the side] My suggestion: don't push the red button. That never goes well.

Kevin Levin: [Gwen's eyes are glowing green and her voice has changed] Gwen, you're scaring me a little. [Gwen raises her glowing hands. Kevin backs off] Okay, a lot.

Diagon: Heed me. If your Vilgax acquires my heart, he will have enough power to rule your universe.

Kevin Levin: Whaddaya know, Squire handsome.
Gwen Tennyson: Are we still doing the jealous thing?
Kevin Levin: Maybe, if some real competition showed up.

Sir Driscoll: [Entering Old George's room] These are his quarters. But these runes are undecipherable.
Gwen Tennyson: What do you mean? It's just calculus.
Kevin Levin: What's the matter? Don't they teach math in Forever Knight School?

Sir Driscoll: You will need a weapon, sire.
Old George: My weapon waits for me in the shrine. It is long past time I retrieved it.

Ben Tennyson: Enough shuddering in silence. You want to talk about it?
Gwen Tennyson: I feel sick.
Ben Tennyson: Well, the way Kevin flies...
Gwen Tennyson: Can you please be serious for once?
Ben Tennyson: I"m sorry.
Gwen Tennyson: That thing was in my head – controlling me like a puppet. I cannot tell you how disgusting that was. Why didn't I fight it?
Ben Tennyson: That's like being angry at yourself for catching a cold. It's not your fault. Besides, if anyone's to blame for all this – it's me. The Knights, Vilgax, the Esoterica, and now the Diagon – I should've put it all together sooner.
Gwen Tennyson: None of us saw it.
Kevin Levin: If we're voting on who to blame: I vote for Ben.

Ben Tennyson: Gwen, I need you to teleport us to the seal.
Kevin Levin: Are you nuts? [Kevin puts the Rust Bucket on autopilot and joins Ben and Gwen in the back] She can barely do that when we're standing still. Now she's sick. We're going about a thousand miles an hour. And we're a mile up. It's too dangerous!
Ben Tennyson: We really don't have a choice.
Kevin Levin: [Kevin grabs Ben by his jacket] What do you mean "we?" You're the one who was so busy playing hero that he missed the big picture. And you are not going to risk her life now because you screwed up!
Gwen Tennyson: I can do it, Kevin. I have to.

Gwen Tennyson: Diagon won. He got Vilgax to do his dirty work. And now he's taken his heart back to his dimension.
Ben Tennyson: Diagon has all his power again.
Old George: It's far from hopeless. [Old George picks up his sword, and raises it] Ascalalon is mine once again. Now – now you will see what the dragon saw. [the sword starts to glow]
Ben Tennyson: Stop him!
Sir George: [Old George reappears – younger] Let the dragon come.

Solitary Alignment[edit]

Ben Tennyson: You need to put the sword down.
Sir George: Why would I do that, young Master Tennyson? Ascalon is mine.
Azmuth: [Entering] No. It's mine!

Azmuth: And there's no reason to prolong this foolishness, give me my sword.
Sir George: Not while the Diagon lives. If you want it you'll have to take it from me.
Azmuth: You think I can't? I am Azmuth, creator of the Omnitrix, sculptor of worlds, smartest being in five galaxies, of course I can take it from you... Ben Tennyson take it from him.
Ben Tennyson: You got it!
Gwen Tennyson: Ben, wait! Doesn't it seem a little–
Ben Tennyson: Azmuth is telling me to fight! Do you think I'm passing that up? (transforms into Fasttrack)
Fasttrack: Fasttrack!

Fasttrack: [after Fasttrack's attack fails] I thought that would go differently.
Kevin Levin: No, it's good. He loses way faster than XLR8.

Kevin Levin: (when witnessing Diagon's true appearance which isn't shown on TV) No.
Gwen Tennyson: I...I can't watch. I'm gonna be sick.
Ben Tennyson: Azmuth, get us out of here, now. NOW!
Azmuth: As you wish.

Sir George: What? Let me go!
Kevin Levin: Make me old man.
Sir George: Respect your elders, stripling. And by the way, hair pulling? Seriously? You fight like a girl.
Gwen Tennyson: (attacking Sir George) Wrong! I fight like a girl.

Sir George: It would be dishonorable of me to destroy you when you are ignorant of the stakes – to say nothing of the sword's true power. But be assured, the next time you get in my way - will be the last! [George leaves; Kevin rubs his eyes]
Kevin Levin: Man makes a convincing case. What do you think, Ben?
Gwen Tennyson: [Annoyed] Ben is over there.
Kevin Levin: Oh, I'm half blind, okay?
Gwen Tennyson: So I only half look like a guy?

Ben Tennyson: Look, you're the one who's always yelling at me about going into a fight without thinking - without asking the right questions. So I'm asking. Don't I deserve to know?
Azmuth: Uh. [Azmuth sighs] Very well. Close your eyes.

Sir George: I've been going easy on you. Stay down.
Humungousaur: Like that's gonna happen.

Zennith: [Flasback] I'm as curious as those forces as you. But I don't see the need to control them.
Young Azmuth: If you can't control something, you don't truly understand it.
Zennith: I understand you, Azmuth, and I'm sure you're beyond anyone's control.
Young Azmuth: All right, Zennith. I'll try things your way – I promise.
Ben Tennyson: [End of flashback] Let me guess: you broke your promise.

Zennith: [Flashback] It's irresponsible to create things without thinking through the ramifications.
Young Azmuth: It's not my job to worry about what happens next. What matters is what happens now.
Ben Tennyson: [End of flashback] Well, that's true enough. [Azmuth hits the back of Ben's head] Ow! What–?
Azmuth: No, it's not true! That's the point of what I'm showing you! And I was once young and stupid as you are at this very moment.

Azmuth: Zennith was right after all. I swore to hide away the sword and to dedicate myself to peaceful sciences.
Gwen Tennyson: And you developed the Omnitrix as a way to promote interstellar peace and unity.
Azmuth: It was an apology for what I had built before.
Ben Tennyson: And I turned it into a weapon. Funny how that worked out, huh?
Azmuth: Yeah. Hilarious.

Azmuth: This sword is a weapon of terrible power. If wielded by one who is worthy, it cannot be stopped.
Sir George: If it is so formidable, why do you not wield it yourself?
Azmuth: Because I am not worthy.

Sir George: [Flashback] Do not doubt me, wise one. Your gift may have saved humanity. [George leaves. End of flashback]
Azmuth: Saved it, or doomed it? After defeating the errant knights and the Lucabras, St. George stood alone against the Diagon. He cut out its heart and left the sword buried in it. I'll show you. [Azmuth shows them George fight Diagon]
Kevin Levin: No!
Gwen Tennyson: I – I can't watch. [Gwen turns away] I'm gonna be sick.
Ben Tennyson: Azmuth get us out of here now! NOW!
Azmuth: As you wish.

Azmuth: Be careful, Ben Tennyson. You now know the stakes.
Ben Tennyson: Hey, I don't even bother getting out of bed in the morning unless the universe is on the line.

Sir George: Tell me, young master Tennyson; how can you, who has yet to live a single lifetime, know better than I, who has lived a thousand?
Ben Tennyson: Azmuth has lived way more than that.
Sir George: Yes. And notice, he isn't here.
Ben Tennyson: Yeah, but guess who is! (transforms into Ultimate Humungousaur)
Ultimate Humungousaur: Ultimate Humungousaur!
Sir George: Big. But I've slain bigger!

Sir George: Oh "Azmuth says?" You've had people second guessing you, Master Tennyson. Everyone from Azmuth, to your parents, to those jackals in the media. Does it not frustrate you? Their thinking that they know better than you?
Ultimate Humugosaur: A little - yeah.
Sir George: Welcome to my world.

Sir George: But mine have stood the test of time; mine have inspired millions! What will your legacy be? With what stars will you align? How many times have you known in your heart that your way is best? How many times have your plans been thwarted because the very people you're trying to help won't trust you?
Ultimate Humungousaur: What do you want?
Sir George: To be left alone! So that I may destroy my ancient enemy!
Ben Tennyson: [Ultimate Humugosaur changes back to Ben] Fine. My friends and I will back off. But when you fail, I get the sword.

Kevin Levin: So we stuck out our necks for nothing?
Ben Tennyson: No! This way we have two chances to destroy that - whatever it is. George has earned the right to try it his way. Azmuth I think you shouldn't have tried to stop him.
Azmuth: You could be right.
Ben Tennyson: I mean George says I'm like him. You say I'm like you. I'm just trying- Wait. What–? I'm right?
Kevin Levin: Maybe the world is coming to an end.
Azmuth: I said you could be right. And it's not as if I've never made a mistake as you now know. All the reasons I built the Omnitrix and Ultimatrix- they're all true. But there's one more- the real reason. I was hoping she would notice.

Inspector 13[edit]


Ben Tennyson: It would be a really good idea to let me go right now! Don't you know who I am?
Inspector 13: Benjamin Kirby Tennyson. Terran. Human. Active Plumber agent. Planetary and galactic protector.
Ben Tennyson: Guess you do.

Hacking System: Accessing Galvan code.
Ben Tennyson: Ha! Good luck hacking the Ultimatrix you'll never...
Hacking System: Firewall 1 breach Firewall 2 breach Firewall 3 breach.
Ben Tennyson: Yeah, okay but there's no way you get Master Control Access.
Ultimatrix: Master Control granted.

Ben Tennyson: (just as Inspector 13's blade is about to cut his hand off) You cut it off me and BOOM!
Inspector 13: Boom? Please define "boom".
Ben Tennyson: BOOM! As in "big honking explosion". No more us. No more... whoever you are
Inspector 13: I am Inspector #13, Weapon Master of Techadon. You are implicated in my ongoing investigation of failed Techadon units.
Ben Tennyson: You're a Weapon Master. Nobody's ever even seen one of you guys.
Inspector 13: Correction. No one has ever seen us and lived.

Ben Tennyson: The Ultimatrix is not a weapon.
Inspector 13: Perhaps, but it soon will be.

Inspector 13: Escape is not possible, terran. Surrender is the logical choice.
Ben Tennyson: Yeah, I'm more of an intuition kind of guy.

Gwen Tennyson: (to Kevin) I thought we had an agreement: you stop sleeping in your garage, and I stop bugging you about sleeping in your garage.

(Gwen moans)
Kevin Levin: (to Gwen) Are you ok?
Ben Tennyson: I'm not! I'm strapped to a torture table!

Diamondhead (Gwen): (After being turned into Diamondhead and looks at Kevin who is now Jetray) Kevin?
Jetray (Kevin): (Who discovered that Diamondhead is really Gwen) Gwen?
Ben Tennyson: (sarcastically annoyed) Aw, come on!

Diamondhead (Gwen): Ben!
Ben Tennyson: Gwen. You're okay.
Diamondhead (Gwen): Well, that sort of stretches the defintion of "okay". We're trapped in your alien forms.

Humungousaur (Gwen): I withdraw the question.
Way Big (Kevin): We'll crack it open like an egg.

Upchuck (Gwen): This is too disgusting, to be a superpower
Nanomech (Kevin): It's the only way in.

Ben Tennyson: Boy, am I stupid.
Rath (Gwen): LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BENJAMIN KIRBY TENNYSON! EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT!

Rath (Gwen): Rath! Lemme tell ya somethin', unstoppable Techadon battle robot! (rips off the Techadon's head, then crushes it) You should've quit while you were still a head!

The Enemy of My Frenemy[edit]

Ben Tennyson: (to Gwen) What's with the computer? Pirating spells on the internet?
Gwen Tennyson: Not exactly. I've written a spell that uses a predictive decryption algorithm on the computer to figure out the true name of Ledgerdomain before it changes.....if I can sync it up just right.
Ben Tennyson: So you're like a magic hacker? (looks at Kevin) Is my cousin cool or what?

Kevin Levin: Dude, teaming up with evil guys never ends well.
Ben Tennyson: What about you?
Kevin Levin: What about me? I'm not evil. I had a rough childhood.

Kevin Levin: (after Ben implies that the stone draining Adwaita has to be destroyed, walks up to the stone, picks it up, throws it off the cliff, dusting his hands) Problem solved. (gets a glare from Gwen) What?

Gwen Tennyson: She lived her whole life chasing after one thing. Now that thing is gone and she's just... empty. How do you fill that void?
Kevin Levin: It ain't easy, trust me.

Adwaita: Usurper! Thief of magic! Come and face the mighty Adwaita!
Charmcaster: Okay, who let the old windbag loose?

Couples Retreat[edit]

Ben Tennyson: Darkstar! What do you want?
Gwen Tennyson: He's got my grimoire.
Kevin Levin: There's probably an ointment that'll clear that right up.

Darkstar: I came here to fulfill my destiny. I'm powerful enough to take over the entire realm of magic!
Ultimate Humungousaur: Destiny, shmestiny. You're goin' down!

Ultimate Humungousaur: Stay down, and this won't get ugly.
Darkstar: That's where you're mistaken, Tennyson.

Kevin Levin: Who's up for some breaking and entering... and breaking?

(Michael is blasting at Kevin and Ben, while Gwen and Charmcaster watch from her bedroom)
Michael Morningstar: And when I'm done, I'll take lovely Gwen as a trophy.
Charmcaster: (incredulous) Lovely Gwen!? (turns to stare at Gwen, who looks a frantic to explain)
Gwen Tennyson: I swear! (holds up two finger) Two dates!!

Charmcaster: (to Morningstar) You always call me "Beautiful." You never say my name...
Michael Morningstar: What? I don't...(stammers) I... well of... of course I do... I have. Why wouldn't I?
Charmcaster: What is it then... what's my name, Michael?
Michael Morningstar: (short pause) Heather...
Charmcaster: (to wrong answer) AHHHH!!!!

Catch a Falling Star[edit]

Jennifer Nocturne: (pretending to be angry at Nesmith) What did you say?! You sad, sick man! For all I care, you can rot in jail -- forever! (throws telephone handset and leaves) Let me out!

Carl Nesmith: In only a few hours, Captain Nemesis lives again.

[In Ben's car]
Gwen Tennyson: Kevin's gonna hate missing this one.
Ben Tennyson: Why's that? He likes refitting the Rust Bucket a lot more than he likes going on missions.
Gwen Tennyson: But he likes ogling movie stars more than anything.
Ben Tennyson: Is "ogling" really a word?
Gwen Tennyson: Yes, and Kevin's really good at it.

Jennifer Nocturne: No more crowds, no photographers, just you and me on a beach...
Carl Nesmith: As long as it's a beach in a country that won't extradite me.
Jennifer Nocturne: Uh, I guess. But we'll be together.
Carl Nesmith: Yes. It all sounds wonderful. But there's something I have to do first.
Jennifer Nocturne: What's that?
Carl Nesmith: Destroy Ben Tennyson.
Jennifer Nocturne: But why can't we just go-- I'm Sure you know what's best.
Carl Nesmith: Yes. I do.

[Ben and Gwen arrive at Bridgeman Trailer Park]
Ben Tennyson: You sure this is where Jennifer Nocturne grew up?
Gwen Tennyson: Of course. I did research
Ben Tennyson: On the internet?
Gwen Tennyson: [holds up a tabloid paper book with a picture of an 8 year old Jennifer] At the grocery checkout.

[Motel room; Jennifer has trimmed her hair and dyed it black after taking a shower]
Jenifer Nocturne: Problem solved. Nobody will recognize me now.
Carl Nesmith: Captain Nemesis was never quite as famous as you, but he was famous enough that I'll be recognized.
Jennifer Nocturne: You should have worn a mask. Maybe if you shave your mustache and dye your hair?
Carl Nesmith: Unfortunately, my makeover is going to be a bit more complicated.

Carl Nesmith: I'm stronger than you, boy.
Ben Tennyson: Also older!

[In Ben's car; leaving the emergency room]
Ben Tennyson: (waking up) Are we following them?
Gwen Tennyson: No, we're just leaving the emergency room.
Ben Tennyson: You let them get away? Ow!
Gwen Tennyson: By the time I came back, they were already gone. Besides, you were hurt. The E.R. staff wasn't very happy with me wheeling you out before the anesthesia wore off.
Ben Tennyson: Okay. So, how are we gonna find Nesmith?
Gwen Tennyson: While you were under, I called Kevin. He showed me how to hack into Jennifer's phone records.
Ben Tennyson: What'd you get?
Gwen Tennyson: She just wired money to the account of a Dr. Randolph Pervis, DVM. Uh, that's where we're headed.
Ben Tennyson: Great! What kind of doctor is a DVM?
Gwen Tennyson: That's the weird part.

[In Ben's car; Gwen is using her mana tracking powers by using Jennifer's doll]
Gwen Tennyson: Jennifer's aura is getting weaker.
Ben Tennyson: What's that mean? Is she out of range? Hurt?
Gwen Tennyson: No, it's more like... she's losing touch with herself.
Ben Tennyson: So, he's brainwashing her?
Gwen Tennyson: Not exactly. You ever heard of Stockholm syndrome?
Ben Tennyson: Sure, I have. Refresh my memory.
Gwen Tennyson: Victims start to identify with their captors, especially when they feel like their old life was empty and meaningless.
Ben Tennyson: Come on, she's rich. She's famous.
Gwen Tennyson: She has a mom from "Trailer Park confidential" and a dad she never knew. Plus, she dropped out of "Vampire Summer 5" for behavioral problems. Jennifer is a train wreck.
Ben Tennyson: I don't know.
Gwen Tennyson: [opens up records with her badge] Prison records show Jennifer sent dozens of letters and packages to Nesmith, sometimes several a week. She visited him almost every day. She was obsessed with him.
Ben Tennyson: So you're saying she's gone bad?
Gwen Tennyson: I'm saying she's a mess, and that it's a lot harder to rescue someone who doesn't want to be rescued.

Ben Tennyson: Nesmith again?
Gwen Tennyson: He used the gauntlet from his old armor. You okay?
Ben Tennyson: All those aliens we fight? Usually, they want to steal something, or take over the world. Fine, I get that. But Nesmith. The prison guards, the limo driver, Dr. Pervis, that guy over there -- look what he did to them. And for what?
Gwen Tennyson: You don't have to be an alien to be a monster. Nesmith doesn't care who gets hurt as long as he gets what he wants.
Ben Tennyson: But what does he want?
Gwen Tennyson: YOU, Ben. He left this in the truck. [hands Ben a note from Nesmith] It says where he's going, dares you to follow him. It's obviously a trap.
Ben Tennyson: Obviously.

Ben Tennyson: (whispering) Psst! Jennifer! We're here to help you.
Jennifer Nocturne: Go away! You'll ruin everything! Don't you see?! I LOVE him!
[Ben is surprised and shocked]
Carl Nesmith: [attempts to strike an electrical blast at Ben, but Gwen saves and pulls him] I'll destroy you Tennyson, like you tried to destroy me!

Eatle: Why don't you come along quietly?
[Jennifer activates the robot suit who just climbed inside; walks towards Ben]
Jennifer Nocturne: Let...him...go!
Eatle: This man is not your friend. He's pure evil!
Jennifer Nocturne: (inside the giant robot suit) He's all I've got!

[After the fight with Carl and Jennifer]
Gwen Tennyson: We have to get her to a hospital.
Carl Nesmith: (to Jennifer) Jennifer, you have to listen. They're going to put me in prison again.
Jennifer Nocturne: No, we can still --
Carl Nesmith: I'm going to tell them I took you, that you didn't have any choice.
Jennifer Nocturne: (tearing up) Carl, I love you. I can't --
Carl Nesmith: If you love me, you'll do as I say. Keep your mouth shut, and wait for me. Promise me.
Jennifer Nocturne: Forever.

The Eggman Cometh[edit]

Kevin Levin: (about Jury Rigg) He's takin' apart the brakes! What kind of power is that?
Jury Rigg: Awesome kind!

Night of the Living Nightmare[edit]

Gwen Tennyson: The Ultimatrix is useless, Ben! Just give it to us, and we'll leave you alone!
Ben Tennyson: Please, just tell me what's happening?!
Ultimate Kevin: You're a selfish brat, and you don't deserve to wear it!
Ben Tennyson: (confused) Why are you saying that? I always do the best I can. I tried to help people.
Ultimate Kevin: (points at Ben) You turned me into a monster!
Gwen Tennyson: That's true.
Ben Tennyson: You're not a monster anymore. This doesn't make any sense!
Ultimate Kevin: STOP THINKING, TENNYSON! You're no good at it.
Gwen Tennyson: Give us the watch.

Goop: (to Vilgax) Since when are you the strong, silent type? Come on! Start bragging about how many planets you've conquered! Something!

Ben Tennyson: Change into whatever you want. I'll just keep beating you, forever and ever.
Albedo: I understand now. Somehow, you've broken free from the dream eater. Easy enough to fix.
Ben Tennyson: Keep that thing away from me!
[Albedo walks to Ben to put the dream eater on his head but he trips on a smoothie and lets go of the dream eater, causing it to fall and attach to his head]
Albedo: [trying to get the dream eater off him] Get it off me! Get it off me!

Albedo: (sleep roughing) Get it off me. Get it off me.
Ben Tennyson: I heard a loud noise, and when I woke up, I found him just like this. What that thing?
Kevin Levin: A Cassiopeian dream eater. Nasty.
Gwen Tennyson: Found it on the extranet. They attach to a host and make them have terrible nightmares. They eat the chemicals your brain produces under stress.
Kevin Levin: Obviously, he intended that for you.
Gwen Tennyson: But he wasn't prepared for how messy your room is.
Kevin Levin: (chuckles) Tripped on your smoothie and dropped the bug on his own face.
Ben Tennyson: Can't we pull it off of him?
Kevin Levin: Not without taking his face along with it. Maybe a Galvan Doctor?
Gwen Tennyson: I already called. A plumber transport is on the way.
Ben Tennyson: I wonder what he's dreaming.

[Albedo's nightmare; all the Ultimatrix aliens walk towards Albedo into a corner inside Mr. Smoothy as Albedo cowers in fear]
Albedo: (scared) Please, don't hurt me! Stay back!

The Beginning of the End[edit]

Gwen Tennyson: (after capturing one of the Esotericas with her mana powers) Just like I thought. He can't teleport through mana.
Kevin Levin: Thanks, Gwen. I got it from here.
Gwen Tennyson: Don't hurt him.
Kevin Levin: Start talking.
Esoterica: You don't scare me. I've got nothing to say.
Kevin Levin: I believe you. Too bad. (brings in some gadget) You know what this is?
Esoterica: I will not talk.
Kevin Levin: Sorry to hear it.
[legs pop out the gadget]
Esoterica: What is that horrible thing?
[Kevin puts the gadget on the Esoterica's chest]
Fourarms: I could have my friend show you.
[Kevin pushes one of the gadget's buttons]
Esoterica: No!
Fourarms: Or you could answer some questions.
Gwen Tennyson: Why are you here? What are you up to?
Esoterica: The time is at hand. We were sent to destroy any who dare interfere with the coming of Diagon.
[Fourarms changes back to Ben]
Ben Tennyson: We're gonna do more than just interfere. We're gonna take care of Diagon here and now.

Sir George: You saved my life.
Winston: It was an honor to be your squire. (dies)
Sir George: You were no squire, Winston. You died a knight, a Forever Knight. And your death will not be in vain.

Ben Tennyson: (when the Forever Knights are attacking them) Maybe we can still try to talk some sense into them?
Kevin Levin: Sure, I'll make coffee.

Kevin Levin: Almost done. Ten minutes.
Gwen Tennyson: Ten minutes? You told us "ten minutes" over an hour ago.
Kevin Levin: I lied. I admit it, and I feel bad about it.

Sir George: Let this be our final battle.
Vilgax: Speak for yourself.

The Ultimate Enemy[edit]

Part 1[edit]

Kevin Levin: Thought Vilgax was dead.
Heatblast: Which time?

Sir George: Perdition!
Heatblast: That's just what I was gonna say.

Diagon: I'm everywhere. (laughs)

Part 2[edit]

Gwen Tennyson: What are you planning?
Ben Tennyson: Something BIG. (Ben transforms)
Way Big: WAY BIG! Hey Diagon, why don't you pick on someone your own size? I'm-
Diagon: You, are a slightly larger speck than the other specks infesting this world. But still, you are beneath my notice.
Way Big: I wasn't finished talking yet. (Hits the Ultimatrix symbol)
Ultimate Way Big: ULTIMATE WAY BIG!!! (Ultimate Way Big flies into the air)
Gwen Tennyson: That's new.
(Ultimate Way Big hits Diagon's forehead and stays there)
Diagon: Impossible!
Ultimate Way Big: Just getting started!

Diagon: Still, you fight. Is this supine bravery, or are you simply too unintelligent to realize how hopeless your struggle?
Ultimate Way Big: Doesn't make any difference, does it? Either way, you're about to get your butt kicked! Actually, I can't tell if you even have a butt in that pile of spaghetti. Call it a metaphor.

Ben Tennyson: Psyphon, don't! With Diagon's power added to his own, Vilgax will be unstoppable!
Psyphon: Yes. That was after all...the point. (Presses the button and the machine sends Diagon's power into Vilgax)
Ben Tennyson: No!
(Vilgax flies into the sky)
Vilgax: The Esoterica worshiped me because I looked like Diagon. Now I AM the Diagon!

Vilgax: And here we are again, me, on the gust of total victory. You, the last man standing, the only slim hope left in this world; this UNIVERSE. Who will it be? Diamondhead? Swampfire? One of your tiresome Ultimate Aliens? Perhaps you have yet another new transformation to spring on me?
Ben Tennyson: No transformations. Not this time, but I do have one last surprise! (Picks up the Ascalon)
Vilgax: Azmuth's sword!
Ben Tennyson: Goes nice with the watch, don't you think?
(Vilgax grabs a piece of machinery)
Vilgax: I'm going to miss these little get togethers. (Throws it at Ben, who slices it in half with Ascalon)
Ben Tennyson: This is a GOOD sword!
Vilgax: I'm not afraid of you!
Ben Tennyson: You should be! I just figured out how to use this thing! (Gains Knight armor) As my old friend George used to say: Have at thee! (Vilgax blasts laser at Ben who simply uses the Ascalon to throw it back at him, they then charge at each other) Somebody should of done this a long time ago! (Stabs Vilgax)

Azmuth: The Ultimatrix. Give it to me.
(The Ultimatrix sparks, falls off Ben's wrist and disappears)
Ben Tennyson: But Azmuth, I thought I proved I was worthy.
Azmuth: As usual, you don't understand. You have proved your worth, but this inferior copy of my Omnitrix isn't worthy of you.
Ben Tennyson: I don't–
Azmuth: Oh for the love of– look at your wrist!
(Ben looks at his wrist and sees a new Omnitrix)
Ben Tennyson: An Omnitrix?!
Azmuth: THE Omnitrix. An improved version I've been working on ever since you were given the prototype six years ago.
Ben Tennyson: I don't know how to thank you.
Azmuth: Keep doing the right thing.
Ben Tennyson: I don't suppose you'd consider giving me the Master Control.
Azmuth: Perhaps for your eighteenth birthday. (Teleports away)

Gwen Tennyson using her Magic[edit]

  • The Ultimate Sacrifice
  • A Knight to Remember
  • The Enemy of My Frenemy
  • Couples Retreat
  • The Eggman Cometh
  • The Beginning of the End
  • The Ultimate Enemy, Part 1
  • The Ultimate Enemy, Part 2

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