Chicken Little (2005 film)

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Chicken Little is a 2005 American 3D computer-animated comic science fiction family film produced by Walt Disney Feature Animation and loosely based on the fable of the same name. The 46th animated feature in the Walt Disney Animated Classics series was directed by Mark Dindal with screenplay by Steve Bencich, Ron J. Friedman, and Ron Anderson, and story by Mark Kennedy and Dindal.


Mayor Turkey Lurkey: [to an alien] Oh, we surrender! Here, take the key to the city! [alien zaps the key; holds up another key] Key to my car? [alien zaps key and car at the same time; holds a box of Tic Tacs] Tic Tac? [alien zaps lurkey]

Abby Mallard: [smiling broadly] Runt, should Chicken Little have a good talk with his dad and clean the air... [winks then frowns] or keep searching for Band-Aid solutions and never deal with the problem?
Runt of the Litter: Pfft! Band-Aid solutions!
Abby Mallard: Runt!
Runt of the Litter: Well, I'm sorry! I'm very bad at reading facial cues.

[first lines]

Buck Cluck: [voice over] Now, where to begin. [shaft of light and pixie dust] How about "Once upon a time"? [screen suddenly goes black] How many times have you heard that to begin a story? Let's do something else. [gasps] I got it. I got it. Here we go. Here's how to open a movie. [opening to The Lion King] No, I don't think so. It sounds familiar, doesn't it to you? [a storybook] Oh, no, no, not the book! How many have seen "opening the book" before? Close the book. We're not doing that. Here's what we're gonna do. Why don't I just go back to the day things took a turn for the worst?

Mr. Woolensworth: Abby Mallard.
Foxy Loxy: [fake cough] Ugly Duckling!

[students laugh]

Mr. Woolensworth: Class, I will not tolerate rude behavior at the expense of a fellow...
Abby Mallard: Hey, hey, hey. No worries, Mr. Woolensworth.
Mr. Woolensworth: Yaah! You mustn't sneak up on me, Ugly-- er, Abby.

Chicken Little: Could you stop saying that?
Runt: What, pee?
Chicken Little: Pee.
Abby: How 'bout Tinkle
Runt: Piddle?
Abby: Whiz? [Fish gurgles]
Runt: Wee-wee?
Chicken Little: OK, subject change.
Runt: Make Phishee?
Chicken Little: I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS!!

Mr. Woolensworth: Class, turn to page 62 and translate each word in mutton. He.
Students: Baa!
Mr. Woolensworth: She.
Students: Baa!
Mr. Woolensworth: They.
Students: Baa!
Mr. Woolensworth: We.
Students: Baa!

Dog Announcer: This excitement isn't just about the fun of baseball. It's not about the prize. It's about the gloating and rubbing their noses in it. The "Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah! We beat you!" taunting if you will, that comes with the winning.

Buck Cluck: [while being aimed at with particle disintegrators alongside Chicken Little] Oh, snap...

Chicken Little: [to Abby] By the way, I'd like to say I've always found you extremely attractive.

[he kisses her]

Abby Mallard: Now THAT'S closure.

Buck Cluck: Some teenagers, you know, they get quite a rush from stamp-collecting! You wanna stop? We'll get some stamps...
Chicken Little: No, I don't like stamps.

Mama Runt: Runt, that's enough! Don't make Mommy take away your Streisand collection!
Runt of the Litter: Mom! You leave Barbra out of this!

Runt of the Litter: 'Twas Beauty that killed the Beast.

Buck Cluck: What, what? You have to go to the bathroom? [Alien kid shakes head] You want juice? [kid shakes head again] A snack? [kid shakes head again] Corndog? On a stick? [kid starts to lose temper] Want to play some golf? What do you want?
Kirby - Alien Kid: [makes irritated noises]
Buck Cluck: I stink at this...

[repeated line]

Chicken Little: Who are we talking about?

Ace - Hollywood Chicken Little: Are you ready to rock?
Hollywood Runt: Ain't no mountain high enough. Ain't no valley low.

Dog Announcer: Hold your horses, here! And horses, hold your breath.

Chicken Little: I put on five ounces this year. I've really bulked up.

Ace - Hollywood Chicken Little: [to Hollywood Runt shooting alien spaceships] Give them a taste of the other white meat!

Chicken Little: Modern Mallard says avoiding closure can lead to molting, and I'm already small and on top of that I don't think I can handle being bald!

Mayor Turkey Lurkey: [stops a crowd] Oh, look, a penny.

Buck Cluck: You gotta be ready to listen to your children, even if they have nothing to say.

Dog Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, it's just gibberish. Gibberish of an insane person.

Dog Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not gonna sugarcoat it; I've seen road kill with faster reflexes.

Chicken Little: There's... there's... it's a... you have to... D'oh... Doo-wah!
Dog: What did he say?
Mayor Turkey Lurkey: [reading a sign-holding dog's signs] There's... there's... it's a... you have to... D'oh! Doo-wah!

Chicken Little: A piece of the sky? Shaped like a stop sign? Not again!

Chicken Little: Don't tap the glass, they hate it when you do that.


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