Dragon Ball: Fortuneteller Baba Saga

Dragon Ball is a Japanese anime that originally aired in Japan from February 26, 1986 - April 12, 1989 on Fuji TV. It is based on the original manga series established by Akira Toriyama. The English dub started in 1995 by FUNimation, which has partnered up with Trimark, for the first 13 episodes, then redubbed in August 20, 2001, along with the other 140 episodes, for a total of 153 episodes.

Fortuneteller Baba Saga

The Last Dragon Ball

Launch: I know. Why don't we all play a little game? The first person that says another word gets shot in the face!

Bulma: Why did you bring flowers to a battle anyway, moron!?

Oolong: Because it's not a battle. It's a funeral.

Staff Officer Black: It's time to be a great leader... and retreat.

Staff Officer Black: (after Goku slams through the Red Ribbon Army Battle Suit in midair while he's inside) Eject! Eject! There's got to be a way out of here! This model has everything... but a parachute! Ahhh! (The Battle Suit explodes, killing Black inside)

Launch: I say we go in there blastin' and whoever's left standin' after the bullets fly, wins!

Yamcha: Uh...yeah...that sounds real sane.

Who is Fortuneteller Baba?

Upa: I've never been away from home before. I'm scared.

Goku: I know. New things are scary. Like leaving home for the first time or broccoli. But it gets easier.

Krillin: (whispering to Goku) Upa's coy but I think she likes me.

Goku: (to Upa) You are a boy, right?

Upa: Yes.

Goku: Hi. Is this Fortunecaller Baba's house?

Ghost: Teller, Fortuneteller. And it's a palace, not a house.

Krillin: If this gets ugly, I want you to know I'm behind you. Way behind you. In fact, I'll be in the airplane waiting to take off.

Krillin: Fighting is what we do. We're practically experts. You don't know who you're dealing with. Three of us have actually participated in the World Martial Arts tournament. Very successfully, I might add. So, your crew should be no problem.

Fortuneteller Baba: Well, guess I'm in the presence of greatness. I shall strive to make this challenge worthy of your skills.

We Are The Five Warriors

Fortuneteller Baba: So the three of you brave souls think you can take on my five warriors. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Now this I've got ta see.

Krillin: Heh heh heh heh. I know the odds are uneven, but don't worry, we'll go easy on 'em.

Krillin: (after Fangs the Vampire shows up as a bat) A bat? This is a joke, right? I'm a fighter, not a zookeeper.

Fangs the Vampire: (after sucking Krillin's blood) Thanks. I'll skip breakfast. Are you free for lunch? You could be the main course.

Fortuneteller Baba: (after Goku rides his Nimbus cloud) That's not fair. He gets a cloud, I'm stuck on a ball.

Yamcha: (about fighting against the Invisible Man) I've been doing this all wrong. I've gotta calm down and focus. If I can't see 'im... maybe I can hear 'im.

Deadly Battle

Oolong: (after Launch quickly maneuvers the plane to avoid crashing) I thought I was dead.

Launch: Well if you're disappointed, I can certainly arrange something.

Oolong: No, no! I'm fine!

Fortuneteller Baba: (to the Invisible Man) Your words betray you. Silence is your best weapon. Use it.

Bulma: (Goku is pulling Bulma and Master Roshi with him in the sky) Where are you taking us!? Answer me! I don't have time for this!

Master Roshi: And neither do I. I'm a busy man. There's a new exercise video at home that is in desperate need of my attention.

Invisible Man: (after Yamcha defeat him with a powerful combination) I quit. Momma was right. I'm not cut out for show business.

Krillin: Master Roshi, since you and Baba are related, maybe you can put in a good word for us and she can tell our fortune without any more fighting.

Bulma: That's right. Family helps each other out.

Puar: No more fighting sounds fine with me.

Upa: That sounds great.

Goku: Hmm?

Fortuneteller Baba: Are you kidding me? For family, I charge double!

Master Roshi: What? You would refuse your own brother?

Fortuneteller Baba: You bet.

Goku's Turn

Yamcha: (after entering the arena with deadly acid below them which Baba wants her warriors to fight in) Baba, no offense... but you've fallen off your crystal ball one too many times.

Bulma: (to Master Roshi) Your sister is rude, inconsiderate, and shameful. I see the family resemblance.

Bandages the Mummy: I want to see your expression as you die!

Master Roshi: The only person that Yamcha is fighting for right now is himself. His pride refuses defeat.

Bandages the Mummy: (as he has Yamcha in a hold and is cracking his back) I once made a man's head touch his feet doing this. He's in show business now as the human pretzel.

The Devilmite Beam

Bandages the Mummy: (to Goku) I don't know how you're still walking but when I'm through with you, you won't even be able to crawl!

Bandages the Mummy: (after wrapping Goku up in his bandages) Relax. It's not every day you get to wear the cloth of an Emperor. Thousands of years ago, I controlled the world. And now it seems that I control you.

Spike the Devil Man: So, I have to follow that hack mummy? No wonder I never get any fan mail.

Grandpa Gohan: Eheh heh heh. Ho ho ho.

Spike the Devil Man: What? Do you find something funny?

Grandpa Gohan: Are you kidding? Look at me. This costume is ridiculous.

Spike the Devil Man: Well, what did you expect? The good ones were taken long ago. That's what you get for ordering last minute.

Grandpa Gohan: I don't know. It's just not what I envisioned. I was hoping for something a little more impressive. I think this mask might make me look fat.

Spike the Devil Man: Heh heh. Your body makes you look fat. The mask just makes you look stupid.

Goku: That sure is a scary outfit you got on.

Spike the Devil Man: Thanks. I made it myself.

Spike the Devil Man: The most destructive force in the world is negativity. It is true power. Negative energy exists in all living things. It's created from emotions such as fear, anger, hatred, jealousy, and aggression. I can manipulate this energy, convert it into beams of destructive power that annihilate anything in its path. And right now, my little foe, I have you square in my sights.

The Mysterious Fifth Man

Goku: (to Spike the Devil Man, after the Devilmite Beam is ineffective against him) Wow. Can you make a color besides pink?

Goku: (to Spike the Devil Man, after the Devilmite Beam fails to works against him a second time) Next time, can you try purple?

Spike the Devil Man: (about Goku) I'm so scared. He's going to hurt me.

Fortuneteller Baba: I hate disappointment.

Grandpa Gohan: Of course. I'll do my best.

Fortuneteller Baba: Heh heh heh heh heh. Yes yes. I'm sure you will. In fact, I'm counting on it.

Grandpa Gohan: These fights are like the weather. No guarantees.

Goku: I promise, I'll do my best.

Grandpa Gohan: That's all anyone can ask, or you can offer.

The Strong Ones

Grandpa Gohan: Goku's training has served him well. I can't believe he absorbed that kick. What is he made of? Lead?

Grandpa Gohan: The afterimage is a difficult maneuver. Yet he handled it with ease. I'm amazed at how far he's come in such a short time.

Goku: (to Grandpa Gohan) Can you hear me now? Do you surrender, or do I have to give you another punch?

Yamcha: This isn't fair! It's not Goku's fault he loses his power when someone grabs his tail!

Master Roshi: Ah! No it's not! But how did Baba's fighter know about it?

Krillin: It didn't help that Bulma was shouting it out when we were inside.

Grandpa Gohan: (after grabbing Goku's tail and rendering him helpless) Okay. Now that I've got you, what should I do with you?

Goku: Uh...you could put me down. I'm feeling dizzy.

The True Colors of the Masked Man

Emperor Pilaf: Sooner or later, that boy was destined to fall at my feet! I am Pilaf the invincible. Tonight I sleep without my night light.

Emperor Pilaf: Once I have all seven Dragon Balls in my possession, the Eternal Dragon will be under my complete control. And if that big-haired freak so much as looks at me wrong, lets just say his short life won't be getting any longer!

Grandpa Gohan: I will always be indebted to you, master, for taking on my grandson as your pupil. It is clear to me that under your guidance, he has found a mentor, not only in martial arts, but in life as well.

Master Roshi: No, no, no, no. You give me too much credit. I only taught him the basics. His strength is as much a mystery to me as it is to you.

Grandpa Gohan: Thank you my old friend. Now I can return to Other World with peace of mind.

Master Roshi: Don't mention it.

Grandpa Gohan: (whispering) Incidentally, does Goku still turn into a huge monster?

Master Roshi: (whispering) Don't worry. Since I broke the moon, everything has been nice and peaceful.

Upa: How can I ask Goku to bring my father back. What about Gohan?

Grandpa Gohan: Ha ha ha ha. Don't worry about me. I love it in Other World. I wouldn't leave it for anything. I've got a lot of friends and most of them are brunettes.

Master Roshi: Heh heh! Save some for me!

Fortunteller Baba: Shut up! (Baba smacks Roshi in the head) In all these years, you haven't changed one bit, you old airbag!

Goku: You can't leave yet, Grandpa!

Grandpa Gohan: Heh heh heh. Saying goodbye is never easy, Goku. But it is a necessary step before we can say hello again. And we will, I promise.

Pilaf's Tactics

Emperor Pilaf: (in tears) I put you guys through a lot, didn't I?

Mai: (in tears) Oh, it was my pleasure.

Emperor Pilaf: But still, it's been tough for us all. But oh, we will have our revenge!

Emperor Pilaf: So. We meet once again. Or should I say one last time.

Goku: I know you only wanna get all the Dragon Balls to make some awful wish, but I have something really important to do with that ball, so hand it over.

Emperor Pilaf: Heh heh heh heh heh. Heh heh heh heh heh. What? You think you have some puny little dream that's worthier than my imperial ambitions? Maybe we should flip a coin for it.

Emperor Pilaf: (to Goku) Sorry for the wait. We ran into a little glitch. But we can proceed with your destruction now.

Emperor Pilaf: (to Goku, after Emperor Pilaf, Shu, and Mai have their robot battle suits transform into one large unit) So, you're throwing in the towel now, shorty?

Goku: (after Emperor Pilaf, Shu, and Mai have their robot battle suits transform into a bird-like unit) What can a big bird do?

Emperor Pilaf: Run. (Emperor Pilaf, Shu, and Mai try to escape)

The Eternal Dragon Rises

Fortuneteller Baba: He certainly is amazing. And the entire world will know his name someday.

Krillin: Huh? Now what it is that supposed to mean?

Master Roshi: What do you know, Baba?

Fortuneteller Baba: Just a feeling. I sense he'll be a great hero of his time.

Yamcha: Whoa!

Bulma: I thought he already was.

Yamcha: Excuse me, Master Roshi?

Master Roshi: Hey, Yamcha. Why such a long face?

Yamcha: I've been thinking a lot and uh... I was wondering if you could take me on as a student.

Bulma: Huh?

Yamcha: I think living in the city is making me soft and I see what a good job you did with Goku so uh... what do you say?

Bulma: Yamcha?

Master Roshi: Uh-uh. No way. I'm sorry, son, but two students is my limit. I'm an old man and I can't handle anymore.

Yamcha: Come on. I won't be any trouble, I promise.

Master Roshi: It's too much work.

Bulma: I don't see why you can't just give 'im a chance! You're nothing but a lazy, selfish, mean old grouch!

Master Roshi: I'm not lazy. I happen to have things to do.

Bulma: If you let Yamcha come and train with you, maybe I'll come visit too.

Master Roshi: Ahh!?

Bulma: Your place is by the water and I've got this new bikini I'm dying to try out.

Master Roshi: (to Yamcha) Well, when could you start?

Bora: (after being brought back to life by the Dragon Balls) Goku, I do not know how to thank you.

Goku: You just did, silly.

Bora: Someday, I will find a way to repay you. If you ever need help, please come find me.

Yamcha: Guess what? I'm training too. With you guys. Under Master Roshi. He agreed to take me as a student.

Goku: We'll have so much fun!

Yamcha: Yeah! I want a complete training refresher right from the beginning.

Bulma: I guess that's okay. Just don't pick up any of his bad habits.

Master Roshi: Goku doesn't... oh wait, you're talking about me, aren't you?

Goku: Do you think three years is enough time for you to get happy?

Bulma: Grr... what are you trying to say?

Krillin: (to Goku) Know what? I'll be a lot taller by the time I see you again. Maybe even taller than you.

Goku: Eheh heh heh. I wouldn't count on that. I'll grow too, you know.

Terror and Plague

Plague: I don't know which smells better... the food... or your fear!

Plague: (while holding an automatic rifle at the old man's face) Tell me grampa! What good is food if your belly is full of holes!?

Goku: You won't find me in that book. I came here to defeat you!

Plague: Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. You're here to defeat us? That's a good one. Looks like you arrived thirty years too- (Goku yanks Plague and throws him across the area) Ahhhh!!!

Terror: This boy deserves a worthy challenge. (Pulls out his sword) Lets see how well you fare against steel!

Plague: Do we have any more heroes in the audience?

Goku vs. Sky Dragon

Rising Dragon: (after Chin coughs) Aw, what's a matter? Is the mighty Chin feeling a bit under the weather? Well, that doctor is in and the prescription is pain!

Rising Dragon: Sky, remember that punching bag you were gonna get me for my birthday? Don't bother. I just found one. Let me pound him, brother. (referring to Goku)

Sky Dragon: Happy birthday.

Sky Dragon: What's the matter? Am I still too great a challenge for you weaklings? Alright, I won't use my legs either.

Shoken: How can you trust a stranger over your own son? If anyone's gonna replace you, it should be me!

Chin: I will not debate with you, Shoken! Your arrogance blinds you to Goku's superior strength!

Sky Dragon: You have robbed me of my vengeance, Goku. And for that, I thank you. In losing I have learned there is much I must atone for. Perhaps as Master Chin's pupil, I can start over.

Goku Goes to Demon Land

Goku: Oh, so that's where the demons come from... the pothole of the dead.

King: No. The portal of the dead. It means the doorway.

Melee: Who goes there?

Goku: I'm going over there!

Gola: Wait. You need permission.

Goku: What's a permission?

Melee: I must say, I'm pleasantly surprised. What's your name, sport?

Goku: It's Goku. What's your name?

Melee: Melee. I'm the girl to know if you want to get past this point.

Shula: You must be brave or stupid.

Goku: I'm not either of those guys. I'm Goku.

Shula: In that case, I'll fight you. As you wish.

Goku: So, you're Shula.

Shula: At your service.

Shula: That little kid... he did me in! This must be yours. Heads up! (Shula tosses Melee's spear back to her)

Melee: Of course. It's good for the soul to taste defeat sometimes, you know.

Shula: I guess. Well, there's no use in letting a good party go to waste. You want to come?

Melee: Why not?

The Rampage Of InoShikaCho

Bulma: (Master Roshi is looking at some old photos of himself when he was young) Whoah! He's handsome! Who is he?

Master Roshi: That's me.

Bulma: Nuh-uh! That's impossible! He has hair!

Master Roshi: I wasn't born bald, you know! I had a full head of hair once!

Bulma: Someone's touchy.

Tien: (after a tree falls on top of Goku) Poor kid. He's quite skillful.

Chiaotzu: He was.

Krillin: Master, don't mean to pry... why do you wear your sunglasses at night?

Master Roshi: That's none of your business!

Bulma: (about Goku) How can we make sure he's safe?

Master Roshi: They say a kiss is good for luck.

Goku: There are a lot of people tougher than me. That's why I'm out here training. The more I fight, the stronger I'll get.

Which Way to Papaya Island?

Konkichi: My name's Konkichi. Eat all you want there, brother.

Goku: Thanks. But my name's not brother. It's Goku.

Konkichi: You saved my life. Tell me a better reason to call somebody brother.

Konkichi: Stop kiddin' around, brother. Come on.

Goku: I don't have any money, brother.

Konkichi: You've been travelin' all this time without any money?

Goku: Yeah.

Konkichi: Then how did you eat... and sleep?

Goku: I don't get it. How does money help you eat and sleep?

Konkichi: Ah! Was it a joke!? You were really gonna try to get there by running!

Goku: Sure was!

Konkichi: Aw man, for someone who's traveled so much, you sure don't know your geography, do ya?

Goku: (after Konkichi gives a kid a lollipop to make him stop crying) You sure are good with kids, brother!

Konkichi: Aw, it's nothin'. They're easy.

Konkichi: Brother, who is this woman?

Goku: Oh, uh, sorry brother, this is Baba. She's one of the greatest tattle tellers in the whole world.

Fortuneteller Baba: Fortuneteller! The world's greatest Fortuneteller!

Goku: Oh, yeah. Fortuneteller. Sorry about that.

Master Roshi: So, how do I look baby?

Launch: Oo, I think you look very distinguished.

Master Roshi: Distinguished? Darn, I was going for sexy.