Dragon Ball: Red Ribbon Army Saga

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Dragon Ball is a Japanese anime that originally aired in Japan from February 26, 1986 - April 12, 1989 on Fuji TV. It is based on the original manga series established by Akira Toriyama. The English dub started in 1995 by FUNimation, which has partnered up with Trimark, for the first 13 episodes, then redubbed in August 20, 2001, along with the other 140 episodes, for a total of 153 episodes.

Red Ribbon Army Saga

The Roaming Lake

Krillin: Actually master, I was looking forward to going with you to your island so we could start training for the next tournament.
Master Roshi: Huh? Look, kid. What do I have to do? Spell it out for you? I need you to leave, scram. You're cramping my style!
Krillin: In the next tournament, I wanna score big!
Master Roshi: So do I! (to himself) More than you'll ever know. I can see it now. Cocktails at sunset. A gorgeous gal. Launch. Yes. Nice dress. Big blue eyes. Great big... heh heh. A total hottie captivated by my rugged good looks and not another soul around. Oh well, I guess there goes that little slice of heaven.
Goku: (to a pteradactyl as it's carrying Nam in midair) Drop him off now!
Pteradactyl: Do I look like a taxi service?
Nam: (after Goku pats Nam in his groin) Ah, stop it! What are you doing?
Goku: Oh, you are a boy!
Nam: Yes. Yes I am.
Goku: Sorry, it's hard to tell sometimes. You can check me if you want.
Nam: No. Just so you know, the people in my village greet others by shaking hands, period.
Bulma: (after their car runs out of gas in the middle of the desert) Too bad someone forgot to pack extra gasoline.
Yamcha: Eh, shame it won't run on good looks. I'd keep it going forever.
Yamcha: (after surviving a sandstorm) South city!?
Oolong: I don't believe it. The storm blew us right back where we started. I need a vacation.
Bulma: I need a bath.

Pilaf and the Mystery Force

Emperor Pilaf: (to an artwork of Shenron on the wall) You are my true inspiration. With you by my side, the whole world will be mine.
Shu: Aw, I didn't know you cared.
Emperor Pilaf: I was talking to the dragon.
Colonel Silver: (after he barges in along with his men) Good afternoon. You'll have to excuse the temper of my men. We've been travelling all day and it's left them a bit irritable. Hmmm... something smells good. But I can't stay for dinner. Work's got me swamped. You see I'm searching for something called... a Dragon Ball. Perhaps you good people could tell me where it is... before something bad happens.
Man: Please, leave us alone. We don't have what you're looking for.
Colonel Silver: Really? Pity. It's a shame to raise children in a broken home. (to his men) Destroy everything.
Shopkeeper: You search for something unique. Something rare and out of the ordinary?
Emperor Pilaf: Extraordinary, with the power to rule the world! Aha ha ha ha ha ha!
Mai: Why don't you put it on a billboard...?
Shopkeeper: (after Colonel Silver drops and breaks the fake Dragon Ball) These what-chama-call-its are fragile antiques. Priceless.
Colonel Silver: Dragon Ball. Priceless. And unbreakable.
Shopkeeper: But I... uh... uh...
Colonel Silver: It's here somewhere, buried in all this crap. Think very carefully. The next word you say could determine the quality of the rest of your life.
Colonel Silver: (after executing the shopkeeper) A boring conversation anyway.

Wedding Plans?

Ox-King: Did you hear that Chi-Chi? Your Goku is heading to our village.
Chi-Chi: Oh, boy. Goku will fall in love with me and we'll be married and we'll live happily ever after.
Ox-King: Married!? Aren't you too young to be getting married? Besides, how well do you know this boy?
Chi-Chi: Oh, daddy. When it's the right time, you just know it.
Soldier: Colonel, that's the Ox-King!
Colonel Silver: I see that. Our job just got considerably harder.
Emperor Pilaf: I don't get it. Why does Goku get this big welcome... when I, the great emperor, get zilch?
Chi-Chi: (about getting married) Oh... I didn't think this day would ever come, did you?
Goku: Well, yeah. Tomorrow always comes.
Chi-Chi: So, I was thinking. When we get married, I wanna have a really big family, okay? Do you feel the same?
Goku: Uh? I think I fell asleep.

The Flying Fortress – Vanished!

Soldier: (about Emperor Pilaf's gang) Who are they, Colonel Silver?
Colonel Silver: Probably some reckless millionaires looking for kicks! They don't know what they're getting into. Now less questions and more flying.
Chi-Chi: Goku! Uh! What about the wedding?
Goku: I'll be back! I'll try some of that next time! Goodbye!
Chi-Chi: Goku! Uh!
Goku: See ya later, Chi-Chi!
Chi-Chi: Goku! Wedding is not a food!
Emperor Pilaf: Welcome to my humble abode.
Soldier: Who's that?
Emperor Pilaf: I am Emperor Pilaf. I presume you belong to some army what with those snappy uniforms of yours. Why don't you come work for me?
Soldier: Never. Just let us go.
Emperor Pilaf: Well, you may change your minds soon enough.
Emperor Pilaf: (after Goku is captured in an underground base) Welcome, young friend.
Goku: You're not my friend!
Emperor Pilaf: Aha ha ha ha! No, of course not.
Shu: Are we gonna retreat?
Emperor Pilaf: What a stupid question. Of course we are.

The Legend of a Dragon

Soldier: (after Colonel Silver easily defeats some professional boxers single-handedly) Yet another magnificent performance, Colonel Silver.
Colonel Silver: I expected more of a challenge from professional boxers.
Commander Red: (after Colonel Silver walks in and Commander Red's ferocious cat jumps around the room, managing to scratch Silver in the cheek as Silver dodges) Nicely done. Quick reflexes. Unflinchin' nerve. Yer instincts serve ya well. The last person to walk through that door lost an eye. Needless to say, he's no longer with us. You, however, have what it takes to go far in this outfit. Nothin' succeeds like excess, wouldn't you agree, Colonel?
Colonel Silver: Yes, I'm pleased to serve.
Commander Red: And so ya shall.
Colonel Silver: I want the entire jungle searched. Dig it up. Burn it down. I don't care. Just find me that Dragon Ball.
Master Roshi: Let's see. What could old Roshi ask for?
Launch: A new shell? Or perhaps a bigger island? Or maybe happiness and world peace?
Master Roshi: A piece of something, that's for sure!
Krillin: I guess all that heroic stuff is out the window.
Colonel Silver: Hey, you! Monkey boy!
Goku: Huh? You're the one who attacked the Ox-King!
Colonel Silver: I'm Colonel Silver. Pleased to kill you.

Cold Reception

General White: Tracks? You're calling in to report tracks? You imbecile! Stop wasting my time and follow that trail before the snow covers it up!
General White: (to himself) How can one little boy evade an entire army? Maybe I should fire my soldiers and hire him instead!? Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. Hmm... Crafty little bug. I'm going to enjoy squishing him.
Goku: Hey! There was another guy who wanted to rule the world.
Suno: Oh wow!
Suno's Mother: That's it.
Suno: Huh?
Goku: Huh?
Suno's Mother: That must be the reason the Red Ribbon Army's trying to find all the Dragon Balls. These are the kind of men who would want to take over the world.
Suno: Are you alright? You just punched those soldiers!
Goku: Actually, it was six punches and one, two, three, four... yeah four kicks!
Suno: That was... unbelievable!
Goku: Don't be silly! You just saw me do it! Okay, I'll go get your Chief and then we can eat lunch!
Suno's Mother: Goku, listen to me. This is foolish. Do you have any idea what's out there?
Goku: Sure. Bad guys.

Major Metallitron

Soldier: (about Goku) General White, sir. Want me to teach this kid a lesson?
General White: Yes. Education is very important.
Soldier: (to Goku) Yeah, it's important to learn about sharing, kid. So pay attention. This is how it works. Ya see, I'm gonna pummel ya first. Then I'll let the other guys have a turn.
Ninja Murasaki: Did you see that? The way he vaporized like that? He's no normal boy.
General White: I think I'm beginning to understand how he was able to overpower Silver.
Ninja Murasaki: He beat up Colonel Silver?
General White: You don't think he can make it up here, do you?
Ninja Murasaki: That is absolutely impossible, sir. No one has ever defeated the third floor guard, Major Metallitron. But, if by some chance he makes it past him, I'll be waiting on the fourth floor. Heh heh. Heh.
General White: I guess that'll take care of him. I sure would enjoy a crack at the boy myself though. (to Metallitron, through a communicator) Metallitron, you have company on the way. Show him your special hospitality.
Ninja Murasaki: That boy is hard-headed.
General White: Heh heh heh heh. But all I'd say he's managed to do is really tick off the good major!
General White: (to Goku) Major Metallitron is a robot, you fool! Go Major! To the end!

Ninja Murasaki is Coming!

Ninja Murasaki: Luck is not a skill, but this child has plenty of it!
General White: Murasaki! Eliminate this nuisance immediately!
Ninja Murasaki: Hai!
General White: Ahh... The end is near, little lamb. (to himself, about Murasaki) They call him a messenger of death. Swift as the wind and utterly lethal. You will not see or hear him, but he is there. He strikes without warning. If you happen to catch a glimpse of his silhouette, then you are already dead! Those foolish enough to resist him, pay a terrible price. And now, little lamb, he is coming after you!
Ninja Murasaki: You are trespassing on private property. You are the first person to ever reach the fourth floor of Muscle Tower uninvited. I am here to make sure you are also the last.
Goku: Uh...uh... Who are you? And where are you?
Ninja Murasaki: I am a messenger of death! The great Ninja Murasaki! The only time you will see me is just before your final breath! Hm hm ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Goku: He's close. I can feel it. But where? Aaaah! (jumps and dodges Murasaki's sword)
Ninja Murasaki: You little brat.
Goku: Oh. That was close.
Ninja Murasaki: You weren't supposed to dodged that.



Goku: (looking at a glamor shot of women he took from Murasaki) What's this?
Ninja Murasaki: Argh, oh, arrgh!
Goku: Found you! Hey, did you drop this?
Ninja Murasaki: Give that back! Give it to me right now! Give it! Give it now, now, now! It's mine! Give i-give it back to me! Mine, mine!
General White: Is that what you call showing my sisters the sights?
Ninja Murasaki: You thief! This is my personal property. Are you trying to ruin me??
Goku: No, you can keep it.
Ninja Murasaki: Thank you.
Goku: What did you do that for?
Ninja Murasaki: You think you are so clever. Fool. You have only seen what I have allowed. But now you shall see nothing. I am invisible. Yes. Feel my power. I am as transparent as cellophane. Tremble. For I am as the warm wind blows. Silent, but deadly.
Goku: (Looking behind a flag) Uh. I see you!
Ninja Murasaki: Impossible! You are delirious with fear.
Goku: But...you're behind the flag.
Ninja Murasaki: Huh? I told mother to put the tree pattern on both sides! (Covering himself) Here, you see. Now I am invisible! Ha ha!
Goku: Ah ha ha ha...
General White: It's official: he is a complete moron.


Goku: (playing hide-and-seek) Twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty-five, twenty - Hey, what comes after twenty-five?
Ninja Murasaki: Don't turn around! Keep you eyes shut! I am dealing with powerful forces which your tiny mind cannot possibly fathom. (pointing to hiding place) To become the rock requires privacy, that means no peeking.
Goku: Wow, is the rock empty inside?
Ninja Murasaki: Intolerable! How can you hope to comprehend the way of the ninja when you can't even count past twenty-five? You are unworthy of my time. Learn to count!
Goku: I know how to count; I only get stuck on that one number. Twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty-five...Then comes twenty-six!
Ninja Murasaki: Good! Now, save your counting for the tree, and this time, be sure to keep your eyes closed until you have recited all thirty numbers. If you forget your place, then make something up. I don't care! Just keep counting, OK?
Goku: Okay okay! I understand. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.

(Ninja Murasaki jumps away and runs away)

Goku: Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Tag you're it.
Ninja Murasaki: Hah, hah, hah! Who said that, are you crazy!? Don't look at my tongue! Look what you did to me you savage monkey boy!! Grr! That was a dirty trick! Grr! But, don't worry, I'll pay you back.


General White: Grr. Moron. He is a moron. Why me? Get to work, Sergeant-Major! Do your job! Kill him! Kill him now!
Ninja Murasaki: Yes, sir. I will not fail you. The boy will die. Immediately. My blade will see to that. Oh ho. Now, no more games.
Goku: Okay.
Ninja Murasaki: (takes out his sword) Oblivion await you.
Goku: Who's that? Is he on the next floor?
Ninja Murasaki: Grrr... enough talk! My sword, once drawn, has never known defeat! Can you say the same thing about your stick!?


Goku: (to Ninja Murasaki, who has the Power Pole stuck up his rear end) Now, you have a tail! Just like mine!
Ninja Murasaki: Arrgh! Arrgh! Arrgh! Arrgh!
Goku: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ninja Murasaki: Arrgh! Arrgh! Aaargh! Aaargh! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
Goku: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ninja Murasaki: Arrgh! Tail? Argh!
Goku: Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I'm gonna need my pole back. (gets his pole back)
Ninja Murasaki: Aaaah!
Goku: Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
Goku: That wasn't fair! You said you didn't have a weapon!
Ninja Murasaki: You really are a fool! This is a match of life or death! Who said anything about being fair!?
Goku: You lied. You're not a very nice person.
Ninja Murasaki: Hm hm hm.
Goku: Uh. (gets knocked by Murasaki's weapon) Aaaah!

Five Murasakis

Village Chief: What's all that noise I hear downstairs?
Soldier: It's nothing. There's some little boy running around.
Village Chief: A little boy?
Soldier: Heh heh heh heh. He sneaked in. I guess to rescue you. Don't worry, he's probably in a million pieces by now.
Village Chief: What!? Why you! Picking on an old man is one thing! But a little child!? You are barbaric! What if that were your own son!? What kind of army fights children!?
Soldier: Let go of me you old fool! If he were my kid, I wouldn't send him here in the first place! What's the matter, aren't there any men in your village?
Goku: I can just swim across...
Ninja Murasaki: Sure, that's a great idea, kid. Dive right in, if you wanna lose some weight, say, all your pounds! See, this is a special pond... full of piranhas!
Goku: Full of pajamas?
Ninja Murasaki: Are you deaf!? I said piranha!
Ninja Murasaki: You're going to learn what happens when you push me too far. Just remember little man, you brought this on yourself.
Ninja Murasaki: Now you will understand what it means to suffer the wrath of the powerful ninja!
Suno's Father: I've never actually seen it, but I've the heard the stories of a living nightmare that lurks somewhere within Muscle Tower. They say sometimes, late at night, you can hear the creature moaning as it searches for its next victim. I'm afraid, if a child were trapped in that place, it could not survive such an abomination. Let us pray that the boy somehow finds his way out; that's all we can do.
Ninja Murasaki: (running from Goku) I definitely need a raise!

Mysterious Android No. 8

Ninja Murasaki: Alright! Now get started! Take care of this nuisance!
Android 8: I'd rather not.
Ninja Murasaki: Huh!?
Goku: Huh?
Ninja Murasaki: What was that? You! No, no, surely you do not defy me!
Android 8: Yes, excuse me, but... I hate violence.
Goku: Uh... uh?
Ninja Murasaki: Hey! I don't remember asking for your opinion! Your job is to spread mayhem, not philosophy!
Ninja Murasaki: My controller! You destroyed it!
Goku: And you're...next!
Ninja Murasaki: (to Android 8) So, if you don't want to be blown to smithereens, you will shut your trap and follow my orders!
Goku: Hey, Eighter, is this the fifth floor?
Android 8: No. We are between the fourth and fifth levels.
Goku: Oh.
Android 8: Hey, why did you call me that name... Eighter?
Goku: Oh, that's just a nickname. Android Number 8... is sort of a lot to say.
Android 8: Ah, Eighter. Eighter. Eighter. I like. Eighter. Eighter. Eighter. Eighter. Eighter. Eighter.
Goku: He's kind of weird.
Android 8: General White, sir. Please put an end to your evil ways.
General White: Ahh... The dodgy traitor speaks out. Well you still have a tongue but your guts are gone.
Goku: I've had it with this guy! It's time to stop being nice!
General White: I think it is you who should be surrendering!

Horrifying Buyon

General White: Glad you could drop by. Now listen carefully, fools! That is if you ever want to climb out of this pit!
Goku: Grr!
General White: Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. Hand over that Dragon Ball that you're conceiling, boy. And while you're at it, surrender that little dragon radar too!
Goku: Why would I give anything to a bad man like you?
General White: Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. To save your own hide! Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. But if that's how you feel, then I'll be glued to my monitor watching as you are reduced to nothing but a pile of little chicken bones that you put in soup!
General White: (to Goku) You poor sap. You may be strong, but nothing will stop Buyon from satisfying his appetite.
General White: What's the matter boy, no luck? I could be persuaded to give you another chance. Hand over the Dragon Ball and radar, and I'll get you and your pal out of there.
Goku: No deal! I already told you, I'm not going to give you anything!
General White: Stubborn fool! Do as you wish. It makes no difference to me. You can't protect a ball when you're a pile of horse meat!
Android 8: Let's just give up. There's no way out.
Goku: Ow...ah... It's wrong to think like that, Eighter! My grandpa taught me you should always have hope!
Android 8: Oh. Okay.
General White: You should never let your guard down! (General White shoots Goku repeatedly with his gun)
Goku: That stings!
General White: You've got to be kidding! Bullets don't even affect you!?
Goku: I felt it! That really hurts! You better stop it!
General White: Ahh! This can't be happening to me!

The Fall of Muscle Tower

Goku: Give me the village chief!
General White: You didn't say please.
Goku: Please, give me back the village chief right now!
General White: Not if you got on your knees and begged!
Goku: I don't want to hurt you, but I will if I have to!
General White: Heh. I guess I have to choice to surrender (takes off his scarf) You obviously have me to disadvantage. (takes his sweater off) They're probably crazy for saying this, but. Guess I'll risk it.
Goku: Okay. I tried it the nice way. You asked for it!
General White: Hm...
Android 8: Violence isn't the answer. We must talk through our problems. We are men, not monsters.
General White: Shut up!
Android 8: (gets his head covered by General White's sweater) Uh...uh...uh...uh... (fals over)
Goku: Are you okay?
General White: Ha. Weak simpleton.
Goku: Can you hear me? Eighter?
Android 8: Please, don't fight.
Goku: It's okay. It'll be alright. He's just a big bully. Full of hot-air.
General White: (to himself) No, this brat who has any energy left after fighting Buyon grind him into dust. Piece of cake. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. (to Goku) So, you want some, then? come and get it!
Goku: Sure.
Android 8: Watch out for his left hook.
General White: Hah! (Goku dodges his punch) Hah! (Goku dodges his punch again, and gets kicked in the knee) AAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Goku: Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!
General White: You think that's funny? Look.
Goku: Uh?
General White: Yah! (punches Goku)
Goku: Ah!
Android 8: Uh.
General White: Take that. Huh?
Goku: Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.
General White: Uuuuuuuuuhhh!
Goku: (unafazed) Hey. That tickles. Stop it! Maybe you should exercise. My turn. (punches General White in the groin)
General White: Aaaaaaaaaah! (stuck to the top and falls down to the computer and the floor) Uh...
Goku: Had enough yet?
General White: Ohhhhhhh.
Goku: Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.
General White: His tail is much too strong. He must have suffered the weakness.
Goku: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
General White: Ah.
Android 8: Ah!
Goku: Huh?
General White: Gotcha!
Goku: Yeeeek! I don't feel good.
General White: Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
Android 8: Ah!
General White: (Grabbing Goku) I caught the little lamb by its little tail!
Android 8: Please stop hurting him. Show mercy.
General White: Stop talking! I'll worry about my own fate if I were you!!
Android 8: Goku.
General White: Heh heh heh heh heh. Don't go to sleep on me. Oh. This is just the beginning.
Goku: So tired.
General White: Get ready. Here I go. (spins on Goku) Hah! Hah! Hah! Hah! Hah! Hah! Hah! Hah!
Goku: Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! Aaah!
Android 8: Goku. Let him go General!
General White: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! (throws Goku)
Goku: Uh... (falls down)
Android 8: Goku, say something.
General White: Ha! I really love kids. They break so easily.



Android 8: (after Goku knocks General White across the room, Android 8 grabs Goku's hand) You've won. It's over.
Goku: Not yet! I have to finish him!
Android 8: Huh?
Goku: Uh?
General White: Uh...uh...?
Goku: Look at him! All he ever does is hurt people! If I don't end this right now, he'll never stop!
Android 8: Maybe. But if you give into your anger, you'll be no different than he is.
Goku: Uh?
Android 8: Goku, you're better than that.
Goku: Hm. You're right. Thank you, Eighter. You're a good person.
Goku: Hey! Where do you think you're sneaking off to, mister?



General White: (while holding the Village Chief hostage at gunpoint) This isn't a joke! I'll autograph his face with bullets!


Goku: Uh...Eighter...
General White: Eight! You know I'm not a patient man!! Choose now, or I will kill them both!!!
Android 8: Uhhh...
Goku: That's enough!
Android 8: Huh?
Goku: Stop picking on him! What gives you the right to treat him so bad!? If you want to hurt somebody hurt me! I'm not scared of you!
General White: Heh heh. Okay. If you want to play the hero, then turn around!
Goku: Grr...
General White: Do it.


Android 8: (in huge rage) You're going to cause anymore pain, General!!
General White: STOP!! YOU GET AWAY FROM ME!! DON'T TOUCH ME!! STAY BACK!! (presses the buttons and he is out of bullets) WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING!!?
Android 8: (in a huge rage after believing Goku is dead) It's your turn...to suffer! This one's for Goku! (he slugs General White, who screams and flies out of Muscle Tower to his death across the horizon)

(The Sun Rises)


Goku: You okay? You got shot like I did, right?
Android 8: I'm fine, Goku. I'm an Android. I can't be hurt.
Goku: Good. I bet General White wishes he could say the same thing.
Android 8: Huh?
Village Chief: Heh heh heh heh heh.
Goku: Eh he he he he he he.
Android 8: Yeah! He he he he he he he he he.

The Secret of Dr. Flappe

Android 8: But I'm not really human.
Village Chief: I've met people I wouldn't call human. It's your heart that counts and you've got a big one.


Goku: (about the Dragon Balls) You can have them if you want.
Suno: Are you kidding? And have the Red Ribbon Army after me!? No thanks! They're your balls! You keep 'em!
Ninja Murasaki: (After Goku unknowingly urinates on him) You'll pay for that, you despicable runt!
Ninja Murasaki: (while trapped under a freezing ice pond) I always knew I'd die an erratic death!


Goku: It's a bear, haha!
Ninja Murasaki: (Disguised as bear) Just a bear, heh. (Hitting head on tree following Goku) Uh, I am a bear covered with snow.


Ninja Murasaki: It's been a long time.
Dr. Flappe: Huh!?
Ninja Murasaki: Heh heh heh heh heh heh.
Dr. Flappe: Murasaki! Uh! Please, leave me alone.
Ninja Murasaki: What's a matter doc? Aren't you... happy to see me? Heh heh heh heh. We have a little business to discuss!
Dr. Flappe: I told General White I'm out for good!
Ninja Murasaki: Whatever deal you made with the good General went out the window with him. He and his soldiers were defeated yesterday after Android Number 8 went renegade.


Ninja Murasaki: (holding Dr. Flappe) Just like you doctor, I'm about to loose my patience!
Suno: Hello? (looks around and sees Murasaki) Aaaah!
Dr. Flappe: Suno! Run run, dear!
Ninja Murasaki: Come here!'(grabs Suno) I'll make this simple, do as I say, or the girl gets it!
Dr. Flappe: Aaaaah! I understand.



Ninja Murasaki: Like the ebb and flow of the tides, my wrath shall remain constant! I'll have my revenge! (a bomb sticks on Ninja Murasaki) AAAAAAAAAAAAH! (the bomb explodes on him killing him the process)

A Trip to the City

Suno: Don't forget. Never let those Red Ribbon guys get you down.
Goku: I never let anything get me down.
Goku: Ma'am. Where is Bulma's house?
Woman: Who? Bulma?
Goku: Yeah, Bulma.
Woman: I have no idea. Why don't you go bother someone else, okay?
Goku: Don't you know her? You live in the same town...
Goku: Thank you. It's really nice of you to give me a ride like this.
Taxi Driver: Yeah. Where we goin'?
Goku: To Bulma's house, please.
Taxi Driver: I got that. But where is?
Goku: I don't know yet. Been searching though.
Taxi Driver: Hey, buddy! You got any money ta pay fer this little excursion o' yours!?
Goku: Money? No, I don't have any.
Taxi Driver: Ah!? What was yous thinkin'!? Yous got no cash! Yous got no lift! Jerk!
Goku: W-what? I have to pay to find out where she lives in this city?
Goku: (in an alleyway) What do ya want?
Thief: Heh heh heh heh! Whatever you have! Heh heh heh. Hand it over! (loads his gun)
Girl: Um... like... you're looking for a policeman? Um... I think there's one right over there.
Goku: Ah! I see him! Thanks! Here's some money! (Goku hands the girl 100,000 zenny since he doesn't know the value of money)
Girl: Uh...?

Master Thief, Haski

Officer: Hey, is it a school holiday today? Did they let ya out early?
Bulma: I got bored so I skipped out.
Officer: I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.
Dr. Brief: Who's your guest?
Bulma: I've told you about him before. This is my friend, Goku.
Dr. Brief: Yes, of course. (shaking the officer's hand) I've heard a lot about you, but I thought you were just a little fellow. You certainly don't look twelve years old to me.
Officer: Uh... you see... I'm not... uh...
Bulma: No, daddy!
Goku: Not him. My name is Goku!
Dr. Brief: Oh, so you're the boy!
Goku: That's me!
Dr. Brief: That makes sense! You're much shorter!
Officer: This is the great scientist that invented the dinocap? Incredible.
Bulma: With my help, you'd find the rest in no time. You know?
Goku: No thanks. I don't need any help. You would just slow me down.
Bulma: Oh, is that so? I guess next time you'll fix the radar yourself!
Goku: But you can't even ride on the flying Nimbus!
Bulma: Oho ho ho ho ho ho! Yes! Yes, I can!
Goku: So you're saying you're completely good now?
Bulma: I am an exceptionally good person! My only crime is being beautiful.
Staff Officer Black: If the reports are true, sir, it would seem that this boy defeated all the tower guards by himself. General White's forces have been completely destroyed. In addition, he now seems to have two Dragon Balls in his possession. One from White, and one from Silver.
Commander Red: Do we know where he is?
Staff Officer Black: Yes, sir. We believe we have pinpointed his location. According to our Dragon Radar, his current position is here, which puts him somewhere within the limits of West City. (pointing on radar)
Commander Red: West City?
Staff Officer Black: Uh huh.
Commander Red: Heh heh. So he's right there in our master thief's hometown. How unfortunate.
Staff Officer Black: For him. I've given Haski one million zenny as payment to secure the Dragon Balls and return them to us.
Commander Red: Heh heh heh. Excellent.
Staff Officer Black: Yes, and if past performance is any indication, I have no doubt it is money well spent. Haski has made a career out of successfully pulling jobs most would call impossible. Impenetrable security is merely a phrase to be proven wrong. In my opinion, the title Master Thief barely begins to describe this level of talent. Last time, if you recall, we received our merchandise ahead of schedule and the authorities were left without a trace to follow. I believe I can say with confidence, Haski will find the boy and the Dragon Balls.
Commander Red: Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
Miss Brief: (to Goku) So, do you see now? Yamcha's what they call a catch, you know. He's good lookin' and rich too. That makes him popular with the girls and Bulma doesn't like it.
Bulma: Ooh! Just drop it!
Miss Brief: Oh no. There's that temper again.

Danger in the Air

Dream Land Worker: Welcome to Dream Land. Tickets, please. (Goku just enters) Huh? Hey, there. Tickets!
Goku: I'm not tickets! My name's Goku. It's a pleasure to meet you, miss. Bye.
Oolong: Look. If you love someone, set 'em free.
Yamcha: Why?
Oolong: Well, if they really love you, then they'll come back.
Yamcha: Yeah, I've heard that. It sounds like it might work with homing pigeons, but not girls.
Oolong: Yeah, I know what you mean. Back in the old days, if I loved someone, I'd just kidnap 'em!
Haski: You have something. Conceiled.
Goku: Con-what?
Haski: Hidden. Oh, yes. I see. You have two balls. They're very important and they're hidden in your clothes. (referring to the Dragon Balls)
Goku: Huh? Oh, wow! She's right again guys!
Haski: Young man. May I see them please. I believe that they hold the key to your future.
Goku: Well, I guess so. Why not?
Haski: (to herself) Yes, perfect. As soon as the lights go out, I'll switch the real balls with the fake ones. Get ready, Haski. This is it. (Goku pulls down his pants) Huh!?
Goku: There. (Goku reveals his private)
Goku: (to Haski) Well, thanks. It was great. You knew all about me.
Oolong: Not all about you. Just the private parts.
Haski: I've got what I came for.
Yamcha: You! What gives? Who are you?
Haski: Haski. And you're chump. But you're not the only one. You're all chumps. This whole park's about to blow up!
Yamcha: Uh!?
Haski: At least you'll all get to die while having fun at Dream Land. Later, dude. Aha. Don't die too hard.
Yamcha: Hold on! Why are you doing this? I don't get it!
Haski: Well, I get a million zenny for the Dragon Balls and another million for blowing up that little kid. Don't be offended, it's strictly a money matter. Nothing personal. Sayonara. To tell you the truth, I think you're kind of cute. Ha ha.

See also

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