Dragon Ball: General Blue Saga

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Dragon Ball is a Japanese anime that originally aired in Japan from February 26, 1986 - April 12, 1989 on Fuji TV. It is based on the original manga series established by Akira Toriyama. The English dub started in 1995 by FUNimation, which has partnered up with Trimark, for the first 13 episodes, then redubbed in August 20, 2001, along with the other 140 episodes, for a total of 153 episodes.

General Blue Saga[edit]

Bulma's Bad Day[edit]

General Blue: You people are lame. Do I have to do everything for you?

Soldier: He destroyed the White Corps and the Silver Corps single-handedly, sir. Ay...
General Blue: But not Blue, right?
Soldier: Ah...of course not, sir! No!
General Blue: Silver and White lost the fight. Didn't they? Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. But now we'll see what Blue can do.

Goku: (after Bulma pops open a capsule which belonged to Dr. Brief full of pornography magazines in front of Goku) Gosh. How sad. These girls must be poor. They can't afford clothes.
Bulma: (angered) Those girls are not poor, kid!
Goku: They're not?
Bulma: No, sir! Now gimme that! (snatches a magazine from Goku's hands) Isn't there a man on this whole planet with a shred of... decency!? Men are animals! (Bulma tears up all the magazines)

Bulma: Seeya then.
Soldier 1: Hold on. You're under arrest. For being too pretty.
Soldier 2: No joke. What a crime.
Bulma: Gosh. You men think I'm pretty, huh?
Soldier 2: Uh-huh. Yeah. Very pretty.
Bulma: Wow. You soldiers made my day. Thank you.
Soldier 1: We did, ay?
Soldier 2: Hee. Check it, baby. Lets have some fun, 'kay?
Bulma: Fun? With you?
Soldier 2: Hee.
Soldier 1: Heh heh heh heh.
Bulma: Uh, hey... easy does it there, boys. What do ya mean by fun?
Soldier 1: Fun.
Bulma: The good kind of fun? Or the bad kind?
Soldier 2: Good.
Bulma: Like swimming? And hiking? That kind?
Soldier 2: No.
Soldier 1: No.
Bulma: Oh. I see. That fun.
Soldier 2: Hee hee hee.
Soldier 1: Heh heh heh heh heh.
Bulma: Too bad, guys. I'm only sixteen. Heh. Sorry, no fun. I'm underage.
Soldier 2: Yeah. Hee hee.
Bulma: Can you guys wait?
Soldier 1: Heh heh heh heh. Yeah.
Soldier 2: Sure. We'll wait.
Bulma: (the two soldiers approach Bulma) Eee!
Soldier 1: Time's up!
Soldier 2: Time's up!

Master Roshi: There must be a pretty girl nearby. That's the only time I sneeze like that.

Kame House - Found![edit]

General Blue: I am talking to a dead man right now if I don't get a full report on my desk in two hours! Do you understand me?

General Blue: This boy has laid waste to two of our best regiments and I will not be the third. He may possess some skill but there is one thing that I know for certain and that is...nothing lasts forever! (General Blue crushes a flower in his hand)

Turtle: Hey, master?
Master Roshi: (while he's watching women on TV) I'm busty! I mean busy! Ah! Confound it! Can't a fella get a moment's peace around here?

Staff Officer Black: My guess is that the boy is working with someone.
Commander Red: I don't pay ya ta guess, now do I? Your second-rate speculations won't get me the Dragon Balls.

Goku: There's something I don't understand. If we want to go under the water, then how come we're in an airplane.
Bulma: This baby does both. It's a submarine and an airplane.
Goku: Wow. An airfish!

Deep Sea Blue[edit]

General Blue: (while holding his binoculars) That's it, find the ball... so I can steal it from you.

General Blue: Now how many times will it take you until you've learned? It is very difficult to sneak up behind a General and keep your teeth!

General Blue: We stand at the crossroads between success and greatness. Those who stand before me represent the best that the Red Ribbon Army has to offer. Your deeds are already legendary. But your actions today will determine how that legend is to be told. Find your enemy, pluck him out, and let his bones pave the way to your glory. Fail yourselves. But never fail me.

Goku: There's only one group mean enough to do this. The army.
Krillin: Huh!?
Bulma: Army? You don't mean the... Red Ribbon Army!?
Goku: That's them. I know the Red Ribbon Army has been looking for the Dragon Balls just as hard as I have. But they're much more dangerous and mean about it.
Bulma: Ahhhh!!!
Krillin: Mean!? I'd say trying to blow us into fish food borders on psychotic! Why didn't you tell me we were expecting company!? I never would've signed up for this crazy mission!

Bulma: This is serious! Why didn't you tell us these guys were after you!?
Goku: No one ever asked me about the Red Ribbon Army.

Roshi Surprise[edit]

Commander Red: General Blue is a brilliant tactician. I'm supposedly surrounded by the best minds of every conceivable industry, yet I'm still chasin' a child for what should've been in my possession months ago!
Staff Officer Black: I understand, sir.
Commander Red: You understand nothin'. But make sure General Blue does!

Master Roshi: You'll have to forgive me. It took a moment to register the title of your organization. I've heard it called so many different names. You have a real reputation for being cruel and unjust.
Captain Dark: What!?
Master Roshi: There's a ton. Like the jerk patrol, the dirtbags, and my personal favorite, the Red Ribbon slimeballs.
Captain Dark: Aha. That's nice. In case you haven't noticed, these dirtbags, as you call them, have you outnumbered and outgunned. (Captain Dark is holding a whip)
Master Roshi: Yup. And outwhipped. That must come in handy on training day.
Captain Dark: It's not for my men. It's for those who oppose me, doctor. Now, lets dispense with the pleasantries. You will soon learn that I am not a man with whom to toy.

Captain Dark: Tear the house apart. I want those Dragon Balls.
Master Roshi: And I can see why. You're obviously lacking in the ball department.

Goku: Wait a minute. Why are we running away? Why can't we just... talk this out?
Krillin: No, they're not here to talk. They have guns. We have feet. So, lets go.

General Blue: Do not think of them as old, young, or by gender. Simply know them as your enemy, and all five will crumble before this day is through.

The Trap is Sprung[edit]

Goku: I'd rather find a room full of food than one full of gold.

General Blue: This cave will make an absolutely perfect grave for those three little pests!

General Blue: The Dragon Balls and the treasure will soon be ours. Oh, I'm so wonderful.

General Blue: Heh heh. Looks like I'll just have to handle you myself. Little punk. I'll outsmart you.

General Blue: I think I'll just postpone the unlucky end of these three until they have delivered the Dragon Ball and the treasure into my little hands.

Beware of Robot[edit]

General Blue: Well, well. They're good. For kids, I'd say they're darn good.

Bulma: Gosh. I wish my dad were here to see this. He'd flip. These old computers are like priceless antiques to him.

General Blue: (about Goku) My goodness. Look at him go. A very worthy opponent indeed.

General Blue: This should spice things up a bit.

General Blue: What? I have to get wet? Ew! I swear! I knew I should've packed my bikini trunks in my field kit. (after undressing) Umm...what a bod'.

The Pirate Treasure[edit]

Bulma: (after seeing General Blue) Hello! I'm Bulma! (Bulma is attracted to General Blue and starts holding his hand)
General Blue: Oh! Don't touch me! Eh! Uh! Disgusting!
Bulma: Huh? You... you prude!
Krillin: Funny... for a big guy, you sure scare easy.
General Blue: I doubt you'll think I'm so funny when you're dead.

General Blue: (to Krillin) A girl scout can put up a tougher fight than you. Believe me, I know.

General Blue: (Krillin manages to kick General Blue in the face, making his nose bleed) Fool! How could you kick something so beautiful? (General Blue notices his nose his bleeding) Oh no! Blood! Blood! Disgusting blood! Oh! How could you!? That's... that's like throwing a can of red paint on the Mona Lisa! Ahhhh! How could this happen to me!?
Krillin: This guy is strange.
General Blue: Murderer.
Krillin: Huh?
General Blue: You killed my perfect looks! For that, you must perish!
Krillin: Come on, then. Give it your best shot! I dare you.
General Blue: Grrr...grr...grr... (General Blue uses his bright blue telekinetic eyes to freeze Krillin)
Krillin: Uh!!!
Bulma: What's the deal? Krillin!? Are you okay?
Krillin: I can't budge. He did something with his e-e-eyes.
General Blue: What's wrong, little man? Feeling a little stiff, ay? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Maybe I should've bothered to mention my special power.
Bulma: Hey! No fair! He can't move! Stop that! You're cheating! You beast! Stop!
General Blue: What are you talking about? You can't cheat in a fight to the death! Fool! Whoever's alive at the end of the battle is the winner and that's that!

General Blue: Don't worry. It'll be over soon.
Bulma: He's nuts. He's gonna kill both of us.
General Blue: (the cave begins to shake) This whole place is falling apart. I'd better finish these two off quickly... so I can find that Dragon Ball.
Bulma: Eh! Alright! Desperate times call for desperate measures! (Bulma begins to wobble her behind at General Blue, trying to be seductive) Hey there, military man. Your muscles are like rock. (Bulma winks at General Blue) They're huge. How do you do it? You're so buff! I work out, too! (Bulma points her bra upward and pulls her hair backward, still attempting to look seductive) Coochy-coochy-coo... Aha ha ha ha... You're such a super-stud!
General Blue: Do you want to give me nightmares!? That is gross!
Bulma: Ah! (to herself) It's not working. Think of something fast. (to General Blue) Alright, freeze! I may be small, but I'm a trained sumo wrestler, pal. Heh heh heh.
General Blue: Will you stop wasting my time with your nonsense! (Bulma gets scared) Silly girl. I would perhaps let you go, but now, sister, you're next. I'll deal with you as soon as I finish off this little meddler here.
Bulma: N-no!
General Blue: Y-yes! Heh heh heh heh heh heh! (to Krillin) Even though you're about to die, you should be very proud of yourself. You're the first opponent I've had that made me bleed! Oho ho ho ho ho, yes! And unfortunately for you... the last!

General Blue: (after Bulma offers to give him the Dragon Balls if he'd spare Krillin) I really appreciate the offer, but I don't make deals to get what I want! I just take it!

Blue, Black and Blue[edit]

Goku: Hey! Stop picking on my friends and deal with me, you big bully!
General Blue: Oho ho ho! Don't you fret! You won't get left out, little boy! I promise you that. Heh heh heh heh. There's plenty of room on the floor next to your egghead chum!
Goku: Stop talking and fight already!
General Blue: Oho ho ho! You're in that much of a hurry to die?
Goku: I'm not afraid of you.
General Blue: Really...? (General Blue strokes his hair) Well, tell me, are you afraid of this? Augh... (General Blue pumps up) Yes, I could see your bottom lip quivering with fear, little one. No matter. The end is here.

General Blue: You insolent runt! You actually struck me!
Goku: Get used to it! I'm just getting started!

General Blue: You are a thorn in my side! Time to pluck you out!

General Blue: (while kicking Goku around) I'm getting bored with your torso. Lets try the head.

Goku: (after a mouse runs by, General Blue becomes frightened, making him drop his concentration and his shotgun, releasing Goku from his telekinetic hold) Why are you scared? It's just a mouse.
General Blue: It wasn't a mouse! Did you see the size of its tail!? I hate rodents!
Goku: That mouse saved me! Stop crying and fight fair!
General Blue: Fairness is the last resort of the weak!

Escape From Pirate Cave[edit]

Goku: Krillin. (Goku hands Krillin the mouse that saved his life) This is mouse. He saved my life, so make sure you take good care of him for me.
Krillin: Huh? What, do I look like an animal trainer?

Bulma: (Bulma has recovered a diamond and Goku has retrieved a Dragon Ball) No more crazy adventures!
Goku: I thought you liked looking for the Dragon Balls... isn't that why you came along? You sort of invited yourself.
Bulma: I wouldn't have if you had bothered to mention the Red Ribbon Army was trying to destroy you.
Goku: They weren't that tough. Look how easy it was to beat General Blue.
Bulma: If that's your idea of fun, great! Me, I'd like to live long enough to enjoy my diamond!

General Blue: (after personally executing a soldier for hiding from Goku and apologizing as a result) Apology accepted, soldier. Now, you can sleep all you want.

Master Roshi: (after hearing that the diamond Bulma gave him costs over a billion zeni) That would certainly buy me a few exercise tapes. Why, I don't even know if I can count that high, Bulma.
Krillin: Nice to know you're going to do something worthwhile with it. You know, considering we almost died trying to get it.
Master Roshi: That was just a theoretical example!

General Blue: There's no need to get so upset. Life is too short. Well, at least yours is anyway.

Penguin Village[edit]

General Blue: Those amateurs don't stand a chance against my enhanced mental capabilities.

Goku: Oh, Master Roshi. Will you keep one more Dragon Ball for me?
Master Roshi: Certainly.
Krillin: I think we're forgetting something. Anyone holding these balls is a target for the Red Ribbon Army.
Master Roshi: I am a master warrior. Any attack on me would be folly.

Goku: (General Blue uses his telekinetic power to control rope and tie up Goku, Master Roshi, Krillin, Bulma, and Turtle) Ah! It's you!
Bulma: You can't be here!
Krillin: You're dead...
General Blue: Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Master Roshi: Who are you!?
General Blue: Aha ha ha ha ha ha. Someone you should fear, old man.
Master Roshi: You're not scary. You're sick!
General Blue: On the contrary. I've never felt better. (General Blue picks up a Dragon Ball) Ah, what a beautiful sight. Aha ha ha ha ha ha. The Dragon Ball, like your fate, is now in my hands.

General Blue: Ah. These Dragon Balls will bear proof of my genius to Commander Red once and for all.

General Blue: (about Goku) This is impossible! How can he keep up with me riding on a cloud!?

Strange Visitor[edit]

General Blue: I believe I owe General White an apology. I've never suffered a task as difficult as destroying that... child.

General Blue: What a nuisance! He won't give up! That little brat is the bane of my existence! He's not going to get these Dragon Balls!

General Blue: Such a strange, backward place. With one tank, I could conquer it in a day. These simpletons would think I was a God.

Arale: There he is! He's the doctor! (Goku runs at Senbei and Midori Norimaki)
Goku: (to Midori Norimaki) Hey there. I mean, hello. How are you?
Midori Norimaki: Fine. And you?
Arale: (whispering to Goku and pointing at Senbei) Goku, over there.
Goku: (to Senbei Norimaki) Are you his wife?

Senbei Norimaki: (after examining the Dragon Radar) What in the world is that!? I've never seen anything like this before! Look at all the colors! It's really high tech! Who could design such a thing!?
Goku: A girl named Bulma made it.
Senbei Norimaki: Uh! Girl!? You say a little girl made this complex machine!? That's impossible!

Arale vs. Blue[edit]

Senbei Norimaki: There's nothing to worry about, my boy. Senbei Norimaki put the "possible" in "impossible."
Goku: (to himself) Wow. How'd he do that?

General Blue: (after noticing Goku) What!? The kid! (after noticing Arale) And the girl too! Why can't anything ever be easy!?

General Blue: (while holding Arale hostage) This knife is very sharp. I'd hate for my hand to slip.

General Blue: (to Goku) When will you ever learn that there's nothing you possess which I cannot take away!

General Blue: (to Senbei Norimaki) You've been very passive thus far. Do yourself a favor and don't mess it up now.

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