Full House/Season 6
Full House was a television sitcom that ran on the American ABC network from 1987 until 1995
Come Fly With Me [6.1]
[edit]- Flight Attendant: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to flight 40, we should be arriving at our destination... Auckland, New Zealand, in 14 hours.
- Stephanie: Auckland, New Zealand?
- Michelle: 14 hours?
- Stephanie & Michelle: Aaah!!
The Long Goodbye [6.2]
[edit]- Mrs. Knotts: Michelle, very good printing, but is there something missing from your I's?
- Michelle: I save the dots for last.
- Mrs. Knotts: I do too.
- Michelle: Teddy, wanna dot my I's?
- Teddy: Oooh! That's my favorite thing!
- Mrs. Knotts: Boys and girls if you thought dotting I's was fun, you're gonna love, crossing T's.
- Denise: Excuse me.
- Mrs. Knotts: Everyone, say hello to Denise.
- Kids: Hello, Denise.
- Mrs. Knotts: She's joining us from Mrs. Harris's class. (To Denise) Denise, why don't you take that empty seat there next to Michelle?
- Denise: Hi, Michelle.
- Michelle: Hi.
- Denise: Do you wanna trade lunches?
- Michelle: No thank you.
- Denise: I've got a bologna sandwich.
- Michelle: I have tuna. I don't think that goes with bologna.
- Denise: I've got potato chips.
- Michelle: What kind?
- Denise: Sour cream and onion.
- Michelle: Really?
- Denise: Sure. Why would I lie about potato chips?
- Michelle: Sour cream and onion is my favorite.
- Denise: Me too.
- Michelle: The taste stays on the tongue for a really long time.
- Denise: Yeah. Sometimes when my mommy kisses me, she says, "Eww! What have you been eating?!"
- Mrs. Knotts: Shh.
- Denise & Michelle: Shh.
- Michelle: I'm making T's wanna cross mine?
- Denise: Cool.
The Play's The Thing [6.8]
[edit]I'm Not D.J. [6.10]
[edit]- D.J.: Stephanie, your ears are infected.
- Stephanie: Michelle. Ow. You promised you wouldn't tell.
- Michelle: I promise I wouldn't tell Dad. Does this look like Dad?
- D.J.: Stephanie, did you pierce them at the mall after Dad told you no?
- Stephanie: Of course not. I'm not that stupid.
- Michelle: She let Kimmy do it.
- D.J.: What?! You let Kimmy punch a hole in your body? Why don't you just fall into a rusty nail? Stephanie, you have to tell Dad. He needs to take you to a doctor.
- Stephanie: Oh no!
- Michelle: That's okay. If you don't yell, you get a lollipop. If you yell a lot, you get two.
A Very Tanner Christmas [6.12]
[edit]- [Rebecca watches as her husband sprays the windows on the back door with snow-like spray paint]
- Rebecca: Jesse, this is not snow. This is gunk from a can.
- Kimmy: [attempts to get mistletoe kisses] Come on, don't be shy.
- [Comet enters and licks her]
- Kimmy: Miles, you animal!
Silence Is Not Golden [6.17]
[edit]- Charles: Who's room is this? [mockingly] The rainbow brights'? Hmm?
- Stephanie: Let's just do the assignment. [opens her binder] Okay, what did you do that was nice?
- Charles: Well I, I didn't put bubble gum in anyone's chair.
- Stephanie: [sarcastically] What a prince.
- Michelle: Oh, Stephanie.
- Charles: Oh look. It's half a person.
- Michelle: You got a bad attitude.
- Stephanie: What is it Michelle? We're studying.
- Michelle: You're in big trouble with Dad. Big big big big big big big big...
- Stephanie: Okay! Okay, I get it. What'd I do?
- Michelle: You forgot to take the garbage out again.
- Stephanie: Uh oh.
- Michelle: Dad said he'll deal with you later. Just thought you'd like to know.
- Charles: Well I guess you're really in for it now, huh?
- Stephanie: Yeah. That's twice this week. My dad's gonna flip out on me.
- Charles: Well, you know what helps? Try thinking of a funny movie like, like Home Alone or Roger Rabbit. That's what I always do when I'm getting it.
- Stephanie: Getting what?
- Charles: Well, you know, when your dad's pounding you.
- Stephanie: You mean hitting? [Charles nods] My dad never hits me. Does yours hit you?
- Charles: No. Just, just, just forget it. Let, let's do the assignment.
- Stephanie: But you said you always think of a funny movie. Do you get hit a lot?
- Charles: Look, I didn't mean anything by it. Just forget it! Okay? Let's do the assignment.
- Stephanie: Charles, you can trust me, I swear!
- Charles: No, I don't care if you swear on your mother's life!
- Stephanie: My mother is not alive.
- Charles: Oh. I'm sorry. Mine's not alive either.
- Stephanie: I'm sorry.
- Charles: Look, the thing is, my dad does hit me sometimes. But it's my own fault for ticking him off. Boy did he really clock me last week.
- Stephanie: You mean when you came to school with that black eye and you said you walked into a door?
- Charles: Yeah. A door named Dad.
- Stephanie: Maybe you should tell someone.
- Charles: No. No! I, I can't tell anyone, and neither can you. What time is it?
- Stephanie: [looks at her watch] 5:30.
- Charles: I forgot to phone my dad and tell him I was gonna be late. He's gonna kill me! [packs his binder up] Gotta go, I gotta go!
- Stephanie: But Charles!
- Charles: Steph, you gotta swear to me. You can't tell anyone as long as you live, ever. You got it okay?
- Stephanie: Okay. I swear. [Charles runs out of the room]
Subterranean Graduation Blues [6.19]
[edit]- Michelle: Excuse me sir, littering is bad for the Earth!
The House Meets The Mouse (1) [6.23]
[edit]- D.J.: Stephanie, she's just a little kid.
- Stephanie: Yeah, and Chucky was just a doll.
The House Meets The Mouse (2) [6.24]
[edit]- Danny: Michelle, you know you're not supposed to wander off by yourself.
- Michelle: But Daddy, I was so mad.
- Danny: Now, that's no excuse. We're gonna have a long talk about this later.
- Michelle: But Daddy, I'm the princess, and nobody would do what I told them.
- Danny: Sounds like you were trying to be the boss.
- Michelle: The princess is the boss.
- Danny: Bruce Springsteen is the boss.
