Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas

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Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas is a 2011 computer-animated Christmas television special, based on the Ice Age franchise. This special takes place between Dawn of the Dinosaurs and Continental Drift. Screaming


Sid: Ho, ho, ho!

Peaches: [having a snowball fight with Crash and Eddie] You guys need to chill out! [sucks up a big snowball with her trunk and shoots it out at Crash and Eddie, who gasp and get run over by it; Peaches then blows the end of her trunk]

Peaches: [after accidentally knocking over her parents while having a snowball fight with Crash and Eddie] Sorry, Dad!

Manny: [picking Sid up by his neck with his trunk and putting him away from the Christmas rock] Step away from the stone.
Sid: Why? [runs back over to the rock]
Manny: [pulling Sid away from the rock] You'll break it. (That's why.)
Ellie: [laughing] Sid can't break a rock!
Diego: Don't attempt him.

[Sid has broken the Christmas rock accidentally, and Manny growls angrily at him]
Sid: [backing away] Okay, okay, let's just keep it together. It really is about the spirit of Christmas, isn't it?
Manny: You're about to be a spirit of Christmas, Sid.
Sid: [hugging his trunk] Manny, please, I'm so sorry! (It was an accident!)
Manny: You know what, Sid? I'm the least of your worries. You gotta answer to Santa.
Sid: Santa? Santa Claus?
Manny: He's never gonna forgive this. You just got yourself on...Uh, uh. Santa's naughty list.
[Sid gasps]
Peaches: Santa has a naughty list?
Manny: Yeah. Yeah, and if you're not good, (or if you did something bad,) then he puts your name on it.
Crash: We're never good!
Eddie: Then why start now? [kicks Crash's crotch]
Manny: Well, if your name's on the naughty list, you don't get Christmas!
[Sid, Crash, Eddie, and Peaches gasp]
Sid: But, no! Why me? Besides the fact that it's my fault. Heh.

Peaches: [to Manny; angrily] If anyone deserves to be on the naughty list, Dad, it's you! [walks off in a huff]
Ellie: She sure told you, didn't she?
Manny: Well, too bad. I'm a grownup. Grownups don't believe in the naughty list.
[Cuts to Sid]
Sid: I'm not getting Christmas! [mumbles instinctively and starts cries]

Sid: [sniffles] Why am I on Santa's naughty list?! Why?! Why?!
Diego: My guess: Because it doesn't have a loser list.

Peaches: [sighs frustratedly] Maybe we should just follow the northern lights! [points at the lights with her trunk] North. Get it?

Sid: I have an excellent sense of direction. [almost falls off a cliff] WAIT! [Peaches, Crash, and Eddie all stop; he lets out a huge sneeze] Ah-ah-ACHOO!!!
Peaches: Bless you!
Sid: Thank you! [walks off the cliff, sending him and the others falling to their apparent deaths, screaming; but then they're all pulled back up by Prancer]

Peaches: [grabbing Sid by the neck with her trunk before he falls off the cliff again; referring to Prancer] The reindeer comes with us.

Peaches: [to Prancer, who's flying through the air with her, Sid, and Crash and Eddie] I'm not too heavy, am I?
Prancer: No, you're as light as a feather. [mumbling to himself] A 780-pound feather!

Peaches: [slides over to an elf sloth] Hit it!
Elf Sloth: Hi-ya! [hits Peaches' butt with one of the drumsticks]
Peaches: Ow! Not me! [the elf sloth starts playing the drums with a scared look while she stares angrily]

[Manny and Ellie have found Peaches in the North Pole]
Manny: [relieved] Oh! You... [suddenly madly] You are so grounded!?
Peaches: Sorry, Daddy.
Manny: I'm talking to Sid.
Sid: [cowering behind Peaches] Sorry, Manny.

Diego: [to Manny, who's singing "O Christmas Rock"] You know you're singing to a rock, right?
Manny: It's a Christmas tradition, for the kids. Don't sabers have Christmas traditions?



External Links[edit]

Encyclopedic article on Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas on Wikipedia

  Feature films     Ice Age  (2002) · The Meltdown  (2006) · Dawn of the Dinosaurs  (2009) · Continental Drift  (2012) · Collision Course  (2016) · The Ice Age Adventures of Buck Wild  (2022) 
  Short films     Gone Nutty  (2002) · No Time for Nuts  (2006) · Surviving Sid  (2008) · Cosmic Scrat-tastrophe  (2015)  
  Television specials     A Mammoth Christmas  (2011) · The Great Egg-Scapade  (2016)