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Ice Age: Continental Drift

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You know, my mother once told me that bad news was just good news in disguise.

Ice Age: Continental Drift (also known as Ice Age 4: Continental Drift) is a 2012 American 3D computer-animated adventure/comedy film in which Manny, Diego, Sid and Granny go on another adventure after their continent is set adrift. Using an iceberg as a ship, they encounter sea creatures and battle pirates as they explore a new world. The film stars Ray Romano, John Leguizamo, Denis Leary, Seann William Scott, Josh Peck, Nicki Minaj, Drake, Peter Dinklage, Josh Gad, Keke Palmer, Wanda Sykes, with Jennifer Lopez & Queen Latifah.


Directed by Steve Martino and Michael Thurmeier. Written by Michael Berg and Jason Fuchs.
When the Earth falls apart, history's greatest heroes will keep it together.(taglines)

Manny

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  • [referring to Peaches] Peaches! You alright? Where is she? No teenager is ever up early.
  • [to Crash and Eddie] You two were supposed to be responsible uncles!
  • First, it's the falls, then, she is piercing her trunk and the next thing you know, she is addicted to berries!
  • [as the ice shelf breaks off] Stay alive! No matter how long it takes, I will find you!
  • How big is this ocean?!
  • [kind of dryly; to Gutt] Look: as much as I'm tempted to join a monkey, the Easter Bunny and a giant bag of pudding... I will pass. No one is going to stop me from getting back to my family!
  • [to Sid, Diego and Granny] No! They may look real, but they are not. They are going to destroy the ship!
  • You know, sometimes, it pays to weigh eleven tons! [catapults Captain Gutt towards him] Bon voyage, Monkey-boy! [strikes Gutt with a log, sending him flying away]
  • Huh?! No, no. They are not real. [to Sid, Diego and Granny] They are monsters, they are sirens! Don't listen to them! [singing] Who can take the sunrise? Sprinkle it with dew…

Sid

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  • Deep down I knew I was not abandoned.
  • But, we fought dinosaurs in the Ice Age! It did not make sense, but it sure was exciting.
  • Holy crab!
  • If I do not make it, find me a wife and tell her I love her!
  • Hey! There really is a rainbow around every corner!
  • Did somebody hail a whale?
  • Mission accomplished, Granny.
  • Booyah! Baby!

Diego

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  • [to Sid's family; after the log-sled ride] That was fun. Now, who should I eat first?
  • [After Granny jumps in the water, spreading oil all around and killing nearby fishes and a shark] There is your proof.
  • I do not know what's wrong with me. I cannot eat, I cannot sleep. I think I am coming down with something.
  • [After saving Shira] You are welcome. So, care to join our "scurvy crew"?
  • [After Manny turns the ship around from sirens] Why are we kissing? [Sid: Um, because cruises are romantic?]

Ellie

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  • Whoa! Easy, warden! She is not on lockdown!
  • [After Granny mysteriously disappeared] Wow! For an old girl, she moves fast!
  • She is just upset, honey. [to her daughter] Peaches, it is not the end of the world.
  • Hey! Your father is the toughest, most stubborn mammoth I have ever met. He will come back for us. [hugs Peaches] That is a promise.

Peaches

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  • Louis! Would you get your head out of the ground for once and try to have a little fun?
  • Ethan's not cute, he is hot! Besides, you know you cannot spend your life playing it safe!
  • Okay, so tell me, when exactly will I be allowed to hang out with boys?
  • How could you embarrass me in front of my friends?
  • Well, I wish you weren't my father!
  • Bad enough?! There is nothing bad about being part of my family! I like hanging by my tail, and if you geniuses are normal, the species is going to end up extinct!
  • But Ethan was the wrong guy.
  • LET GO OF ME!
  • Our home is gone. Where do we go now?

Granny

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  • Has anyone seen Precious? It is her feeding time.
  • [angrily] I will bury y'all and dance on your graves!
  • This is my first bath in decades! [a few dead fish and a shark come up to the surface]
  • Nah, I slept through the comet that killed the unicorns.
  • [referring to her and Sid] They think we are screw-ups, and we cannot do anything right.
  • [seeing the narwhals] Y'all got some ugly goldfish.
  • [Referring to Diego and Shira] If they kiss, I'm gonna puke!
  • [seeing Scrat for the first time] It's a rat!
  • Don't worry! It will be easy since we do not have to guard Shira anymore.
  • So long, banana breath! Thanks for the ship!
  • [Referring to Sid, to Manny] I will push him overboard, you guys say it was an accident.
  • You waiting for a formal invitation, fancy pants? Get in!
  • Precious, set your flippers forty-five degrees north. Granny's done running!
  • Ha! Who says old ladies cannot drive?

Captain Gutt

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  • I need warriors, and all I have are kitty cats and bunny rabbits!
  • Grab your weapons, mates! [as his crew raises their weapons; Flynn raises a spoon] Not the spoon, Flynn! [Flynn chips off the blunt part of the spoon, making it into a dagger]
  • Now, get this chunk of ice seaworthy by sundown... or I will keelhaul THE LOT OF YOU!
  • No, no! It has been a diversion! [Flynn: I know! I'm having a blast!] No, pinhead! THEY ARE STEALING MY SHIP!
  • Shore leave's over! Get your sorry carcasses on board now!
  • When this ends, I'll have a tiger's skin hanging on my wall! I do not care whose! That mammoth has taken my ship, my bounty, and now the loyalty of my crew! I will destroy him! And everything he loves!
  • Sacrificing yourself for your daughter. How touching. And predictable.
  • I don't think so. You destroyed everything I had! I am just returning the favor.
  • Told y'all, tubby! You should not have messed with the master of the seas!
  • NO! AAAAH!
  • That is me.
  • Aye, aye...
  • [last words] Huh? Aaaah! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

Flynn

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  • [first lines; sees Manny, Sid and Diego] Hey, they look fluffy.
  • [the fruit from Flynn’s plate is missing] Where is my booty, (Lifts up his stomach) has anyone seen it?
  • [before Captain Gutt sings "Master of the Seas"] Oh! Captain is going to sing a shanty!
  • [panicking] They sank our battleship, what are we going to do? We are all going to drown!
  • And a seal and a kangaroo.
  • I know! I'm having a blast!
  • Oh, no, he is gone forever! [Captain Gutt returns with the new ship] Oh! There he is.
  • [to Manny] You remember us? We are the bad guys!
  • [last word before his defeat; to Precious] Ooh! This feels so good! Thank you, Mr. Whale.

Shira

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  • Don't call me kitty!
  • [Referring to Gutt] You know, you won't beat him.
  • You're pretty soft for a saber.
  • Your little bunny nose wiggles in the cutest way when you are mad!
  • Diego, I wanted to come with you.
  • Come on Tiger, swim with me.
  • Let go of me.

Louis

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  • [to Peaches] I am a mole hog! My head is supposed to be underground. And my idea of "fun" is not risking death just so that you can meet some cute mammoth.
  • THIS IS WHY I TRAVEL UNDERGROUND!
  • We are all going to survive this.
  • [standing up to Gutt] Let… the mammoth… go!
  • Someone once told me no matter what, you never leave your friend behind.

Others

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  • Scrat: [repeated lines; when seeing the acorn] Aha!
  • Buck: [first and only lines of the film, riding Rudy] YEE-HAW!!
  • Steffie: [after Peaches lands on Ethan] Gross. It is that weirdo who chills with possums!
  • Raz: Good day, Mate.
  • Ariscratle: No! Stop! Brother, rise above this base desire, be more than a rodent.
  • Milton: [about Granny] And warn the community. She tends to wander!
  • Gupta: [to Captain Gutt] Should I fly the white, Captain?
  • Squint: Yeah Finally! Who's The Easter Bunny Now?!
  • Silas: It is a huge bounty, Mon Capitaine. Four passengers, ripe for the taking.

Dialogue

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Buck: Yee-haw!
Sport Announcer: Goal!
Manny: Huh? What was that? Ellie, did you hear that?
Ellie: I heard it, Manny. Whatever it is, it's miles away.
Manny: Peaches, are you all right? Where is she? No teenager is ever up early.
Ellie: Easy, warden, she's not on lockdown.
[Manny wakes up Crash and Eddie the two possum brothers.]
Manny: You two were supposed to be responsible uncles!
Crash: What? I didn't see Peaches sneak off maybe 15 or 20 minutes ago.
Eddie: Or that she went with Louis to the falls.
Both: [giggle].
Manny: The falls? Where the delinquents go?
Ellie: Relax, it's just where the kids hang out.
Manny: No, no, it's a gateway hangout. First it's the falls then she's piercing her trunk and the next thing you know she's addicted to berries.
Ellie: Manny! You are overreacting.She's not going to be your little girl forever.
Manny: I know. That's what worries me.
[Peaches meanwhile is swinging from one branch to another.]
Peaches: Whoo! [laughs] Come on! Whoo-hoo. Whoo! [giggles] Louis! Would you get your head out of the ground for once and try to have a little fun?
[Louis got hit by the tree root.]
Louis: Ow! I'm a molehog. My head's supposed to be underground. And my idea of fun isn't risking death so that you can meet some cute mammoth.
Peaches: Ethan isn't cute. He's hot. Besides, you can't spend your whole life playing it safe.
Manny: I know I would.
Peaches: Dad? There's no reason to be mad.
Manny: You know how I feel about you going to the falls. Especially alone.
Louis: She's not alone, sir.
Manny: You don't count, Weiner.
Louis: Yes, there's my place and you just put me in it, thank you.
Manny: Come on, young lady. We're going home where I can keep an eye on you.
Louis: So, should I just wait here, or...
[Louis hears the shaking and ducks down under the ground.]
[Diego meanwhile hears the shaking as well.]
Diego: Huh? [chuckles, roaring] Yeah, you don't scare me, Mother Nature! There's nothing you can throw at me that I can handle. Huh?
Eunice: I think we're almost there!
Milton: We had better be! I just lost the steering.
Granny: Has anyone seen Precious? It's her feeding time.
Marshall: Mom! Granny's talking about her dead pet again.
Uncle Fungus: Hey, paws up, everybody!
Marshall: Paws down, please, Uncle! That is nasty.
Uncle Fungus: Whoo-hoo!
Eunice: Be careful, Milton, you're going to hurt somebody! Aah! Bad kitty!
Uncle Fungus: Rock!
Diego: Whoa!
Granny: Whoo!
Diego: [screaming]
Peaches: Okay, so tell me, when exactly will I be allowed to hang out with boys?
Manny: When I'm dead, plus three days. Just to make sure I'm dead.
[Diego grabs on to the tree. It flings Sid's Family off the log and landed on Manny.]
Ellie: Manny, are you okay?
Manny: Get off... my face!
Diego: That was fun. Now, who should I eat first?
Uncle Fungus: No, no, no!
Sid: Uncle Fungus! Could that really be you? Sorry, sorry. Mom, Dad! Marshall!
Granny: Hey!
Sid: Granny?
Granny: "This pumpkin's ripe for picking!
[It turned out to be a beaver.]
Sid: Oh, my whole familia!
Manny: See? He still hugs his parents.
Eunice: I never thought I'd see my little baby again. We've been searching everywhere for you.
Sid: You have? [grabs Marshall and hugs him] I knew it, I knew it! Deep down, I knew I wasn't abandoned!
Marshall: [chuckles] Oh, that's incorrect. We totally abandoned you.
Eunice: But... [bumps Marshall away] We always missed you. [slaps Milton] Right?
Milton: Oh, uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we just knew Sid would want to see his.. poor, dear Granny before... her time is up.
Granny: I'll bury y'all and dance on your graves!
Milton: So frail!
Eunice: And she can't wait to spend time with you, Sid.
Milton: Oh, yeah. Uh, Granny? Granny?
[Marshall is burning ants with a magnifying piece of ice while Granny is burning his head with one of her own]
Milton: Granny...
Granny: I never get to have any fun.
Milton: Why don't you show her your cave, hmm? Yeah, she could use a nap.
Sid: Boy, there's so much to tell you. You know, a lot has happened since the last time I saw you.
Granny: Not interested.
Sid: But we fought dinosaurs in the Ice Age! It didn't make sense, but it sure was exciting.
[As soon as Sid and Granny leave, the family cheer and board the toboggan]
Milton: We got rid of the crazy bat! Let's go!
Manny: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't just leave. Sid'll be crushed!
Eunice: Sorry, cookie. Things are breaking apart back home.
Milton: Nope, we're headed inland, and Granny is just dead weight.
Eunice: See ya!
Milton: Mush! Mush! And warn the community: she tends to wander!
[Sid's family rides off in their toboggan]
Diego: Well, that explains a lot about Sid.
Sid: Mom, Dad, do you have Granny's teeth? She can't find 'em.
Granny: [tries to chew an apple, but can't without teeth] Hey, can you chew this thing for me?
Sid: Ew. Guys? Where is everyone?
Diego: I'll handle this. Sid, uh... your family was wiped out by an asteroid. Sorry.
Sid: WHAT?!
Manny: Ahem! What Diego is trying to say is... they left. They only wanted to find you so you could take care of Granny.
Sid: Oh, come on! What kinda sick family would ditch their own Granny on someone? That's just crazy. That's just... that's just... my family.
Diego: Well, at least you still have Granny. Right, buddy?
Sid: Yeah, Granny. Granny? Granny! [Granny's gone]
Ellie: Wow. For an old girl, she moves fast.
[Meanwhile, Manny, Sid and Diego went to look for Granny.]
Sid: Granny?
Diego: Granny.
Manny: Granny?
Sid: Come out, come out wherever you are!
Manny: Come on, Granny.
Sid: Here, Granny, Granny. I have prunes for you! Just the way you like them! [pukes]
Manny: [disgusted] I don't want to see that. Huh?
[Manny noticed Peaches and Louis going to the falls.]
Manny: Oh, no.
Louis: What if your dad finds out? I'm not as tough as I look!
Peaches: Wait, do you hear that?
Someone: Go long!
Ethan: Yes!
Turtle Kid: Cool!
Peaches: Hey, look, there's Ethan.
All: Yeah, Ethan!
Stiffie: You go, boy!
Ethan: That was nice.
Buck: Yeah!
Peaches: See? Fun, no danger.
Buck: Check me out! [The buck absently got hit by the geyser and fell down.]
Peaches: I'm sure he's fine.
Buck: I'm completely not fine!
Ethan: You did not just do that! That was crazy! Nice.
Buck: Yeah!
Peaches: "Isn't he perfect?"
Louis: Perfect. It's such a strong word. Maybe adequate.
Eddie: Who are we stalking?
Crash: Is it Ethan? I bet it's Ethan.
Eddie: Oh, hey, Weiner.
Peaches: What are you guys doing here?
Eddie: Manny told us to keep an eye on you.
Crash: But not to let you see us.
Eddie: Under any circumstances. Ugh, Stupid!
Both: [slapping each other] Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid stupid, stupid, stupid!
Peaches: Okay. I'm going for it. Do I look okay? Louis?
Louis: OK, doesn't even begin to cover it.
Peaches: Oh, Louis. You're the greatest friend ever!
Louis: That's me.
Peaches: Hi, Ethan, my name's Peaches. What's yours? Ohh! What am I doing?! Okay, just be cool, just be... [She suddenly slips and slides down.] Whoa! [Screams] No! Whoa!
Ethan: That's intense!
Peaches: Aah! Ow. Ow. This hurts so much! Ow! [Gasps] No! No! No! No! No! [She lands on Ethan]
Steffie: Gross. It's that weirdo who chills with possums!
Ethan: What just happened?
Peaches: Oh, no, Ethan, I am so sorry. I... Wow, you're even better-looking up close. Phenomenal. I mean...
Ethan: Ugh. You have a twin sister?
Manny: [after catching Peaches hanging out with Ethan when she isn't allowed to] Am I interrupting something?
Peaches: Dad! Hold on! [nervously tries unclamping her tusks from Ethan]
Ethan: Oh, boy. Okay...Uh.
Peaches: Sorry, if I just...Wait, no, you go left.
Ethan: Just move back a bit.
Manny: [steps between Ethan and Peaches and forcefully unlocks their tusks] You! Keep away from my daughter!
Peaches: Dad, no-
Manny: [glares at his daughter] And you, you're grounded!
Peaches: [tries to protest] But I didn't do-
Manny: Grounded!
Buddy: [Manny Shocked] Loser alert.
Manny: What did you say to me?!
Buddy: Uh... it's loser alert.
Manny: You know what, Buddy, you will not loser alert again!
Katie: Ouch, that's her dad.
Steffie: Seriously, that's embarrassin'.
Meghan: What a freak. [Peaches then tearfully walks away and Manny feels bad]
Manny: [worried] Peaches! Where you going?! [groans in frustration and follows her] Peaches, c'mon, let's talk about this!
Peaches: How could you embarrass me in front of my friends?
Manny: You deliberately went where you weren't supposed to?!
Peaches: [scoffs angrily] You can't control my life!
Manny: I'm trying to protect you! That's what fathers do!
Peaches: Well... [angrily turns to her dad] I wish you weren't my father!? [Manny gasps in shock and then it is was very sadly]
Ellie: She's just upset, honey. Peaches! It's not the end of the world.
[Suddenly, the ground shook]
Sid: Whoa, excuse me.
Diego: I don't think that was you. [The ice starts to crack]
Ellie: Uh...what was that?
Manny: I don't know. Stay there. I'll come to you. [Manny moves toward Ellie, but the closer he got, the ice began to break]
Manny: Ellie!
Ellie: Manny! No!
Peaches: Dad!
Manny: Peaches, get back!
Peaches: Hurry, Dad! Hurry!
Diego: Manny!
[Diego jumps on Manny knocking him over.]
Manny: Diego!
Diego: You never would have made it.
Manny: Ellie, behind you!
Peaches: What's happening?
[Manny sees the land bridge.]
Manny: Go to the land bridge! You'll be safe on the other side.
Ellie: No, Manny! No!
Manny: I'll meet you there!
Ellie: Manny! No!
Manny: Ellie, you have to get out of here! Go! Go now!
Peaches: Mom!
Ellie: Get back! Get back!
[Peaches and Ellie watched as Manny, Diego and Sid float to the ocean.]
Peaches: Daddy!
Manny: Stay alive! No matter how long it takes, I WILL FIND YOU!!!!
Peaches: [sobs as she watches her father drift away] Mom, this is all my fault! If I had just-
Ellie: Peaches! This is not your fault, okay?
Peaches: What if I never see him again? And the last thing we did was fight!
Ellie: Hey, your father is the toughest, most stubborn mammoth I've ever met. He'll come back for us. [hugs Peaches] That's a promise.
[Manny, Sid and Diego are still drifting away.]
Manny: Come on! Help me turn this thing around!
[Everybody is running around and panicking.]
Ellie: Everyone, please, settle down. Don't panic!
Peaches: Wait, Mom, where's Louis? We have to find him.
Ellie: Okay, fast.
[Meanwhile, Manny, Sid and Diego are still paddling.]
Manny: They need me! We got to get back.
Diego: Buddy, this thing's too big to turn. The current's pulling us out.
Sid: You know, my mother once told me that bad news was just good news in disguise.
Diego: Was this before she abandoned you?
Sid: Yes, it was. But the point being, that even though things look bad, there's a rainbow around every corner. [the wind begins to blow] And nothing but smooth sailing ahead!
[A storm comes in]
Manny: Smooth sailing, Sid?
[They were heading right for a storm. Ellie and Peaches meanwhile are looking for Louis.]
Peaches: Louis?
Ellie: Louis?
Peaches: Louis?
Crash and Eddie: Weiner! Weiner! Weiner!
Peaches: Louis where are you? Come on, we have to go.
[Peaches sees Louis at the top of the falls. He was escaping the moving wall.]
Peaches: Louis?
Louis: Peaches!
Peaches: Louis, you have to jump.
Louis: No! Go, save yourselves.
Peaches: We're not leaving without you.
Louis: Oh, thank goodness.
Peaches: Jump!
[Louis jumps and slides down as an avalanche approaches his way.]
Louis: This is why I travel underground!
[Peaches manages to catch him as she ran.]
Louis: Thanks for coming back.
Peaches: What do you mean? You don't leave a friend behind.
Ellie: Great, let's go. That wall is going to keep moving and crush us. We need to get to the land bridge. Any questions?
Diatryma bird chick: Ooh. Ooh.
Ellie: Yes?
Diatryma bird chick: When you drink water through your trunk, does it taste like boogers?
Ellie: Uh, no. Well… sometimes. Now, let's move!
[lighting crackling]
[thunder rumbling]
Sid: Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa!
Manny: Just keep your eye on the horizon!
Diego: I can't find the horizon.
Crab: [roaring]
Diego: [gasps]
Sid: Holy crab!
[The giant Crab roars and tried to grab Sid with his claw but he escapes.]
Sid: Huh? [screams] Hold me.
Manny: [screaming]
Sid: If I don't make it... find me a wife, and tell her I love her!
Manny, Sid and Diego: [screaming]
Sid: [gasps] We made it! Come on, ocean, is that the best you can do? Am I right, buddy? [screams] [Manny, Sid and Diego screaming] Hey, there really is a rainbow around every corner!
[They land in the water.] [Manny, Sid and Diego screaming]
[Meanwhile, Everybody is heading for the land bridge. Peaches was walking away from the others.]
Louis: Peaches!
[They stop when the path gets blocked.]
Louis: You okay?
Peaches: I'm just so worried about my dad.
Louis: Listen, we're going to get to him. At this pace, we'll stay ahead of the wall and we'll make it to the land bridge before you know it. We're all going to survive this.
[Crash and Eddie went over the edge and fall.]
Louis: Okay, maybe they won't. But everyone else, totally fine.
[Meanwhile, Manny, Diego and Sid got soaked from the storm.]
Manny: We're still heading away from home.
Sid: Yeah, but we survived and we still have each other. Things could be worse, right?
Diego: For once, he's actually right. We made it through storms and tidal waves and a vicious assortment of seafood. What more can they hit us with?
[A stick hits Diego.]
Granny: Trying to make me get up if I don't want to get up. If I want to get up I'd get up.
Diego: Hello?
[The stick bonked him again.]
Diego: What the...?
Granny: Dagnabbit, I'm trying to sleep!
Sid: Granny? You're alive!
Diego: And can we say how thrilled we are to see you?
Granny: Hey, fats, you want to get me out of here?
[Manny wraps his trunk around Granny.]
Granny: Hey, come on. Pretend I'm a dessert that should motivate you.
[Manny pulls Granny out and she landed on Sid.]
Manny: I can't believe this. You slept through that storm?
Granny: Nah. I slept through the comet that killed the unicorns. [jumps into the ocean] Thanks for drawing my bath, Sidney.
Sid: Granny, grab my paw!
Granny: No way. This is my first bath in decades. [oil-rainbow stain appears around her as fish and a shark float up dead]
Diego: There's your proof.
Sid: Quick! Somebody do something! [Manny throws Sid in the water] I got you, Granny.
Granny: [fighting Sid off with her stick] Get off of me!
Sid: [as he gets her back on the ice berg] Ow, ow, ow, ow! Granny!
Granny: [to Manny and Diego] What are you peeping toms all looking at? [Manny and Diego turn around] A lady can't take a bath in peace? Eyeballing me like a rump roast.
Diego: What's the life expectancy for a female sloth?
Manny: She'll outlive us all, you know that, right? Yeah, the spiteful ones live the longest.
[Meanwhile Scrat is drifting on an iceberg and he sees land. He swims over and he got scared by the bones that resembled himself. He looks down under the ocean and sees an acorn. He uses a rock to help him. He dives under the water. To his surprise the acorn has a map inside it leads to a lot of acorns. Scrat begins marching and a sword attached to the acorn map. He crashed into a ship like iceberg.]
Manny: [shouting] HOW BIG IS THIS OCEAN?!?!
Sid: [slides to the side] Water, water, everywhere. Nor any drop to drink. Well, except maybe that drop. [drinks the saltwater] Mmm, that's a little... [his face shrinks] salty.
Granny: [looking for Precious] Precious! Mommy's calling you! Precious! Come here, sweetie. [to Diego] Hey, lady, have you seen Precious?
Diego: If you mean the imaginary, or perhaps deceased, pet... that you keep searching for, no. I haven't.
Manny: [hears a seagull cry] Guys, look. Where there's birds, there's land, right?
Diego: Hey, buddy! Come here!
[A seagull flies away.]
Manny: No, wait, wait! Come back! Come back!
[The ignored seagull flew to a mysterious figure.]
Silas: It's a huge bounty, mon capitaine. Four passengers. Ripe for the taking. One very smelly, and one very plump.
Captain Gutt: [first words] In my ocean? What a terrible turn of events. I love a terrible turn of events. [laughing]
[The ship like iceberg heads right for their way.]
Diego: Am I hallucinating or is that ice coming straight towards us?
Manny: Yeah, yeah, it's coming. It sounds like there's animals on it.
Sid: Yippee! We're being rescued, we're being rescued!
Diego: I hear laughter.
Sid: Must be a party cruise.
Flynn: Hey, they look fluffy.
Raz: I get the big woolly one.
Sid: Wow.
Squint: Get ready to slice and dice, boys.
Shira: Knock it off, Squint.
Squint: Hey!
Shira: Wait for Captain's orders.
Captain Gutt: [to Manny & his herd] Ahoy, down there! How lucky are you? You know these waters are infested with pirates. Right, boys?
Pirates: UARGH!
Captain Gutt: Glad we found you before they did: Captain Gutt, here to help.
Granny: You know, that's a nice monkey!
[One of the rats pretend to be a monkey. But Gutt throws it off]
Manny: Look. We don't want any trouble. We just need to get back to the continent.
Captain Gutt: The continent? That pile of rubble? [The pirates are in hysterical laughter]
Manny: My family's there...so if you could just-
Captain Gutt: Oh! Your family? That is so sweet. I hope you said goodbye, 'cause there's no way back.
Flynn: Yes, there is. [Gutt sighs] Don't you remember, Captain? You can sail to Switchback Cove and catch a current back from there. Like a steel trap this noggin is.
Captain Gutt: [laughs] Thank you, Mr. Flynn! [steps on Flynn's tail flipper]
Flynn: Ow!
Manny: See? I knew there was a way home.
Captain Gutt: There is no home! There is only here. And here...your ship belongs to me. Battle stations! Fly the colors! [Gupta climbs up the pole and flags Gutt's ship] Now surrender your ship or face my fury!
Sid Or face your furry what?!
Captain Gutt: Not "furry", "FURY"! [to his crew] FIRE!
Squint: Hit the mammoth, win a prize. [The swords hits one of Manny's tusks.] Ding, ding, ding.
Captain Gutt: Fire the starboard cannons.
Raz: I love this job!
Captain Gutt: Shira, fetch.
Shira: Aye-aye, Captain.
[Diego snaps the ropes apart but Shira got to the last one before him.]
Shira: You almost made it.
Diego: I don't fight girls.
[Shira flings the rope a tree Diego and tackled him.]
Shira: [chuckles] I can see why.
Sid: [screaming]
Flynn: Belly flop!
Manny: Sid!
Raz: Let's rumba, Tiny.
Captain Gutt: Lights out, big fella.
[The snowball hits Manny and he falls.]
Sid: Manny!
Flynn: Hello.
Diego: Hey, buddy. Welcome to the party.
Manny: [grunting]
Squint: Let's see what kind of moves you got. Dance, little Scrat fish!
Flynn: Dance your coconuts off! Happy dance. Look at him. Where's my booty? Has anyone seen it?
Gupta: Dude, it's right behind you.
Flynn: Where? Where's my bootie? I can't see it.
Silas: It's all I can see.
Granny: This is a lovely vacation. Best I've ever had.
Captain Gutt: Morning, sunshine! Let me be the first to give you the Hand of Friendship.
Manny: That's your foot. [it's revealed that Gutt is standing on his hands]
Captain Gutt: Oh, nothing goes by you, does it?
Manny: What do you want?
Captain Gutt: I bet you're feeling lost, scared, confused. Allow me to explain. Help me out, boys.
Flynn: Captain's going to sing a shanty!
Captain Gutt: [singing] Here you are on a boat. You're adrift, you're afloat. One might even say you're stuck. Well, I don't want to gloat. But I would like to note That you're in luck. You've been saved by the ape. That rules these waters. So forget about. Your wives and daughters. First Mate introduce me to them, please.
Shira: [spoken] Aye-aye, Captain Gutt. [singing] He's the big and scary.
Gupta: [singing] Elegant yet hairy.
Squint: [singing] Fear-inspiring.
Gupta: [singing] Years from retiring.
Shira: [singing] Looting, stealing.
Flynn: [singing] Banana peeling.
All: [singing] Undisputed Master of the Seas.
Sid: [spoken] Oh, jeez.
Captain Gutt: [singing] That's me.
All: [singing] 'Tis he.
Captain Gutt: [singing] That's me.
All: [singing] 'Tis he.
Captain Gutt: [singing] That's me.
All: [singing] 'Tis he.
Captain Gutt: [spoken] Okay, okay. [singing] I'm a primate pirate pioneer. And these are my brave buccaneers. All of whom were once. Lost souls like you.
All [singing] It's true.
Gupta: [singing] He rescued us.
Squint: [singing] He saved our butts.
Shira: [singing] For that we owe our lives to Gutt. And assuming he doesn't kill you.
All: [singing] You will owe him, too.
Captain Gutt: [spoken] Kill them? Me? No, no. Well, at least not this very large, useful mammoth.
Manny: [spoken] Hey, hands off.
Captain Gutt: [spoken] Anyway... [singing] Here we are on a ship. Moving at quite a clip. Through the ever-shifting ice.
Shira: [singing] Come along on a trip.
Flynn: [singing] That's a hint.
Squint: [singing] That's a tip.
Silas:[singing] That's good advice.
Shira and Captain Gutt: [singing] In a world that's going under. To survive you must learn to plunder.
Captain Gutt: [singing] Luckily that's my field of expertise.
Shira [spoken] He's the best.
Flynn and Squint: [singing] He's a robbing, thieving.
Diego: [spoken] We really should be leaving.
Raz: [singing] Weapon throwing.
Manny: [spoken] We got to get going.
Squint: [singing] Sloth-slaying.
Sid: [spoken] Wish we could be staying.
All [singing] Undisputed, Uncontested, Monkey suited.
Captain Gutt: [singing] Yeah, you guessed it.
All: [singing] Master of the seas.
Manny: [spoken] Oh, please.
Captain Gutt: [singing] That's me.
All: [singing] 'Tis he.
Captain Gutt: [singing] That's me.
All: [singing] 'Tis he.
Captain Gutt: [singing] It's who?
All: [singing] It's you.
Captain Gutt [singing] Just testing, I knew. It's me.
Flynn Good shanty, sir.
Manny Captain Gutt? Really? I have a little paunch, too, but I wouldn't name myself after it.
Captain Gutt: That's funny. You're a funny guy. But that's not how I got my name. These got me my name.
Sid: I don't get it.
Captain Gutt: No? Okay. Let me give you a visual aid. I just gently press here.
Sid: That tickles.
Captain Gutt: And go down like this.
Squint: And then your innards become your outwards.
Sid: I still don't get it.
Manny: Look, as much as I'm tempted to join a monkey... the Easter Bunny and a giant bag of pudding... I'll pass. No one's going to stop me from getting back to my family.
Squint: I'm going to lambada with your liver, buddy. Let me at him!
Captain Gutt: That family is going to be the death of you. First mate, jettison the deadweight.
Shira: Aye-aye, sir. Prepare the plank!
Squint: Prepare the plank!
Flynn: Preparing the plank!
'Sid: What? You want me to walk into the water? I can't because I just ate less than 20 minutes ago, and you know the rule.
Raz: That's a myth.
Sid: Okay, as long as it's safe.
Captain Gutt: Wait!
Sid: Thank goodness.
Captain Gutt: Dump the wench, too. Ladies first.
Granny: Such a nice boy. Why can't you be more like him, Sidney?
Sid: Granny, no! Wait!
Diego: Manny! Get me to the vine.
Manny: Yeah, yeah, got it.
Granny: You all got some ugly goldfish.
Diego: Come on, a little more.
Captain Gutt: No!
Squint: Extinct that mammoth.
Sid: Come on, Manny, kick his monkey butt!
Captain Gutt: Look at you. Eleven tons of landlubber blubber.
Manny: Hey, I'm not fat! I'm poufy.
Captain Gutt: Too bad, Tubby. I could have used you.
Manny: Ain't going to happen, Captain.
Sid: I got you, Granny.
Granny: Giddy up, let's go, let's go.
Flynn: Does anyone have floaties?
Captain Gutt: [gasps] No! No! My bounty!
[Captain Gutt glares at Manny with a growl. The pirate ship sinks and food supplies sink.]
[after the mammals destroy the pirate ice ship]
Flynn: [while splashing in panic] We sunk our battleship! What are we gonna do?! We're all gonna drown!
Captain Gutt: [grabs Flynn's nose] You're a sea creature, you idiot.
Flynn: Oh. Good point, sir. [swims to the back of the ice piece]
Gupta: Should I fly the white captain?
Captain Gutt: [angrily hits Gupta] No!
Flynn: Wait! What about Shira?
Captain Gutt: What about her?
Squint: Yeah, what about her?
Captain Gutt: Anyone else want to play "captain"?! Good. Now come on, blubber-brain. Swim.
Shira: Hey! Gutt! Flynn! Anyone there?
Manny: Here, grab hold!
Shira: No, go away! I'd rather drown!
Diego: [smugly] Whatever the lady wants.
Shira: I said I didn't need your help!
Diego: You're welcome. So, care to join our scurvy crew?
Shira: [coughs] Two sloths, a mammoth and a saber? You guys are like the start of a bad joke.
Diego: And we... saved you. That makes you the punchline, Kitty.
Shira: [pins him down; angrily] Don't call me "Kitty".
Diego: Okay, I won't... [pins her down] ...Kitty.
Granny: If they kiss, I'm gonna puke!
Diego: What? W-Wait. No. [gets off of her]
Mammal Kid: Are we there yet?
Male Mammal: I don't think we're ever going to get there.
Ellie: Maybe we should rest for a few hours.
Male Mammal: Thank you. Night, Ellie.
Peaches: I miss you, Dad.
Ethan: Well, that's something you don't see every day.
Peaches: Ethan! Hi. [falls down from the tree] I meant to do that.
Ethan: I've never seen a mammoth sleep like that.
Peaches: What? No, this just helps me think. It gets blood to the old noggin and away from the old... whatever.
Ethan: Okay, that's a little weird. So, how are you doing, you know, with all of this?
Peaches: Honestly, a little scared. Okay, a lot scared. Everything we knew is gone.
Ethan: Yeah, I was pretty scared, too. I mean, not scared, but, like, concerned. Do you want to walk with me tomorrow? Try and get our minds off all this stuff.
Peaches: You want to walk with me?
Ethan: You did almost flatten me this morning. So, I figure it can't really go worse than that, right?
Peaches: Yeah.
Ethan: Just one thing. It's totally no big deal, but you might want to lose the molehog.
Peaches: Louis? Yeah, sure, not a problem. Wow.
Ellie: Someone looks happy.
Peaches: Ethan's great, isn't he?
Ellie: Baby, I know you like this one... but just don't let anyone change who you are, okay?
Peaches: I know.
Ellie: You coming up?
Peaches: I think I'm going to sleep down here tonight.
Ellie: Okay. Night, baby.
Peaches: Night, Mom. Good night, Dad.
Granny: [trying to eat the clam] Hey, chew this sandwich for me. [gives Sid a clam]
Sid: Granny, why didn't our family want us? What's wrong with us?
Granny: They think we're screw-ups and we can't do anything right.
[Sid opens the clam, and... Scrat shouts at him.]
Granny: It's a rat!
[Granny hits Scrat with her cane until he falls into the sea. Then the clam shuts on Sid's claw, Sid exclaims and slams it off, which accidentally breaks part of the floating ice.]
Granny: [pokes Sid with her cane] Screw up!
Manny: [wakes up, slipping] Oh, Sid!
Diego: We'll never make it home on this thing.
Shira: Maybe you should have thought of that before you capsized our berg, genius.
Diego: Yeah, trying to escape.
Shira: Wimp!
Diego: Whiner!
Shira: Crybaby!
Manny: [sees land] Land!
Diego: Yeah, land! Wait, what?
Manny: Not her, there! [points to land with his trunk] Land!
[As Manny, Diego, Granny, & Shira made it on land, Sid discovers a bush with yellow berries growing out nearby.]
Sid: Food! Oh, I miss ya so much! Look at me, I've wasted away.
[He shoves yellow berries in his mouth, when he feels buzzing noise and pops his mouth opens, which it turns out to be the bees flying out of his mouth.]
Manny: [picks up the huge bark] Okay, snack time's over, We gotta build the raft.
Diego: Manny...
Sid: Wow. Shira must really hate building rafts.
[They spot Shira running off.]
Manny: Go get her! She can help us get back!
Diego: [enraged; starts chasing Shira] SHIRA! Whoa! Gotcha! Whoa!
Shira: Ha. [Diego roaring] [groaning] Let go of me! [panting]
Diego: Where do you think you're going? Whoa. Switchback Cove. It's the way home. Oh, no.
[Captain Gutt and his crew are ordering the enslaved hyraxes in building his new ship]
Captain Gutt: You call this a ship, you miserable runts?
Squint: Yeah, you little runts! Get to work!
Captain Gutt: Faster, you worthless wormy sons of sorry excuses for shark-bait weevils!
Flynn: What did he say?
Silas: I don't know.
Captain Gutt: ...Now, get this chunk of ice seaworthy by sundown...or I will keelhaul THE LOT OF YOU!
Manny: So what do you think?
Sid: Two words, anger management.
Manny: I'm talking about the current. Diego's right. We found the way home.
Sid: Yeah, that's great. Too bad we don't have a ship.
Manny: Sure we do. It's right there.
Shira: Well, that's a flawless plan. You want to pirate a pirate ship from pirates.
Diego: It pains me to say this, but... -our prisoner has a point.
Manny: Yeah, well...
Sid: Guys. The trees have ears.
Manny: Wait a minute, maybe we can help each other. Hey, little fellas. Hey, come on out. No, no, it's okay. We're not going to hurt you. How about you and us against the pirates, huh? You got no idea what I'm saying, do you? Okay, ship, me want.
Shira: Yeah, nice try, Jungle Jim.
Manny: Go ahead make fun. He got it. Thank you.
Sid: May I try?
Manny: Yeah, knock yourself out.
Sid: Okay, watch this. Sick sloths sip broth, sick sloths sip broth. Ta-dah!
Diego: That, they got?
Sid: Yup, they're in.
Manny: Great, we'll free your buddies and we can all work together... to kick a little pirate booty.
[Shira is alone in her prison; a rustle is heard and she growls]
Diego: Easy, kitty. [pushes a bowl of water to Shira] Water, You need it.
Shira: [pushes the bowl away] I don't need anything from you.
Diego: Fine. Die of thirst. That'll really show me.
Shira: Wait, I'll take it. [Diego pushes the bowl to her again] Thank you.
Diego: You Know, You Have A Way Of Saying Thank You That Makes It Sound Like Drop Dead.
Shira: It's a gift. Well, you're pretty soft for a saber.
Diego: Excuse me, I am not soft, okay? I happen to be remorseless assassin.
Sid: Diego-poo! Hey, I made you another coral necklace. [to Shira] He keeps losing them. Hee-hee! [skips away]
Shira Yeah. I think I'm starting to get why you're not in a pack...
Diego: Listen, I chose to leave my pack, alright?
Shira: [sarcastically] Congratulations warrior princess! [sternly] So did I.
Diego: Really?
Shira: What?
Diego: Nothing. I just... I know hard that is. Walking away from everything you know.
Shira: Oh great, What are we gonna braid each other's fur now?
Diego: Funny. Really funny. Can I tell you difference between you and me?
Shira: I wouldn't still be wearing that necklace?
Diego: Huh? Ugh [takes off the necklace] No. We both might have wanted out of a pack life, but at least I didn't trade one pack for another. I got something more.
Shira: Oh yeah? What's that?
Diego: A herd.
Shira: What's the difference?
Diego: We have each other's backs.
Shira: Gutt has my back! I'm his first mate!
Diego: Really? 'Cause I don't see Gutt sending out any search parties for ya.
Shira: You know, you won't beat him. Your big furry friend over there? [motions to Manny] He has no idea what he's up against.
Diego: Yeah, but neither does Gutt.
Manny: Unwind the binds, don't let go until we're all on board. Okay, we need precision timing from everyone to get that ship. Half-pint, you got your end covered, right? I'm going to take that as a "yes. " Diego?
Diego: I'll free his little friends.
Manny: Sid and Granny?
Sid: Untie the ship, sir!
Manny: Right, unwind the vines, and don't let go until we're all on board. We're relying on you, Sid. You got that?
Sid: Yes, sir. Totally focused, sir.
Granny: Don't worry. It'll be easy since we don't have to guard Shira anymore.
Manny: We need to move, now.
Captain Gutt: Squint, batten down the hatches. Raz, hoist the anchor. And, Gupta, fly the colors.
Gupta: Of course, Captain.
Captain Gutt: We're setting sail for vengeance, lads.
Flynn: I love vengeance.
Shira: Captain!
Captain Gutt: Shira! Oh, what a relief! I thought we'd lost you.
Shira: The mammoth...he washed ashore with me.
Captain Gutt: What? He's here?! Did you sink your fangs into him? Did he beg for his life?
Shira: [ashamed] No, The saber took me down.
Captain Gutt: You're a failure. I need warriors, and all I have are kitty cats and bunny rabbits!
Flynn: And a seal and a kangaroo!
Captain Gutt: [Sighs, Then Turns His Attention Back To Shira, Holding Her By The Neck] You take the sabe down, or you die trying...no excuses.
Shira: Yes, captain. [groaning]
Captain Gutt: Mr. Squint.
Squint: Aye, sir.
Captain Gutt: You're first mate now.
Squint: Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of cool with me, Captain. Out of my way, saber. You answer to me now.
Shira: Gutt, listen, he's coming for the...
Captain Gutt: Grab your weapons, mates! Not the spoon, Flynn. Follow me!
Squint: Yeah, let's do this. Let me at him! Yeah!
Diego: Guys, that's not necessary, really. I love you, too, yeah.
[Sid and Granny heads to untie the vines to Gutt's ship.]
Granny: Unwind the vines.
Sid: Don't let go.
Granny: Unwind the vines.
Sid: Don't let go.
Granny: Unwind the vines.
Sid: Don't let... [spots a lotus berry] Oh, yummo! [picks up the lotus, about to eat it when...]
Diego: [with hyraxes hugging him] Sid, no! It's a lotus berry! It'll paralyze you!
Sid: Oh, please. I know my berries! [pops a lotus berry in his mouth]
Diego: Don't--! [Sid swallows it] ...swallow.
Sid: See? I'm fine. If there's one thing I know it's berr-ieees... [his body swells up and collaspes to the ground in a heap] Uh-oh.
Squint: Yeah, finally! Who's the Easter Bunny now?
[After Captain Gutt spots Manny and Diego running to the ship.]
Manny: It worked! He bought us!
Diego: Come on!
Captain Gutt: No, no! It's been a diversion!
Flynn: I know! I'm having a blast!
Captain Gutt: [grabs Flynn's nose and pull him down] No, pinhead! THEY'RE STEALING MY SHIP!
Manny: One thing, Sid. You couldn't do one thing? Look at you. Sid, can you hear me?
Granny: Bye-bye.
Manny: Say something, buddy.
Diego: Whoa!
Squint: Let's get them!
Diego: Let's go.
Manny: The ship! Come on, we've got to catch it before it hits open water! Sorry. All right, I'll hold you higher. Sorry. Sorry.
Silas: Say adieu, mammoth!
Manny: Ow!
Silas: Adieu!
Manny: Sorry, buddy. I'm coming, Sid. I got you! I got you! I got you!
Captain Gutt: I'm coming for you, mammoth.
Manny: Diego! Come on! Come on, move it!
Diego: Why are you doing this?
Shira: You don't understand. I don't have a choice.
Diego: You don't have to live this way, Shira. You'll be safe with us. We take care of each other.
Manny: Diego! I can't hold on much longer. Diego!
Diego: Come with us. Come with me. What are you doing?
Shira: I've got your back.
Granny: So long, banana breath. Thanks for the ship!
Flynn: Oh, no, he's gone forever! Oh! There he is.
Captain Gutt: Shore leave is over. Get your sorry carcasses on board now.
Shira: Gutt, I can explain.
Captain Gutt: When this ends, I'll have a tiger's skin hanging on my wall. I don't care whose.
Shira: [groaning]
Squint: [laughing]
Captain Gutt: That mammoth has taken my ship... my bounty... and now the loyalty of my crew. I will destroy him... and everything he loves.
Crash: Wait for it. Wait for it. That was awesome.
Louis: [after Crash and Eddie fling themselves from trees onto the ground] Can I ask you guys something? How are you both so happy? Doesn't it weigh on you that the world might be ending?
Crash: [to Eddie] Can I tell him our secret? [Eddie nods; to Louis] Come here, come here... [Louis leans closer to them] We're very, very...stupid!
Louis: [glares at Crash and Eddie quizzically] But still, you're not a teensy bit concerned about...I don't know, say, imminent death?
[Pause]
Crash: [grabs Louis' nose] Beep.
Louis: [sighs] I'm gonna go find Peaches.
Ethan: Guys, over here. Come on, it's a shortcut. You're going to love this.
Lyra: Come on, girls, let's have some fun.
Peaches: Wow!
Lyra: This is so cool.
Steffie: It's like we're upside down. That is amazing.
Peaches: Echo!
Steffie: Too bad your molehog friend isn't here, huh?
Ethan: You're not really friends with him, are you?
Lyra: Yeah, come clean, Peaches.
Steffie: Are you friends with that awkward little rodent or not?
Peaches: I mean... Louis and I, we've hung out or whatever. But, no, we're not really friends-friends.
Louis: Not friends?:Peaches: Louis! I...
Steffie: Busted.
Louis: Good to know.
Peaches: Louis, wait.
Steffie: He even runs away like a loser.
Ethan: Whoa, Peaches, don't stress. You're with us now.
Lyra: Yeah, stress is so stressful.
Steffie: Yeah, girl, if you're going to stress about something, stress about your hair.
Katie: I know, right? This humidity, I can't stand it.
Peaches: Guys, we should get out of here.
Dumb Mammoth: Are you kidding? This is epic!
Peaches: Go! Go! Go!
Katie: Yeah!
Dumb Mammoth: How sick was that?
Ethan: [after the gang escapes the collapsed tunnel] Yo, that was insane! Hey, Peach, loosen up, have some fun.
Peaches: [disgusted] Fun?! You call that fun? I'm outta here!
Steffie: Come on. I mean, do you really want to go back to hanging out with a weird molehog freak and give all of this up?
Ethan: I mean, it's bad enough that your family's half possum...
Peaches: [incensed] Bad enough?! There's nothing bad about being part of my family! I like hanging by my tail, and if you geniuses are normal, the species is going to end up extinct! [leaves]
Katie: Yeah, well, your species is going to be extinct first!
Dumb Mammoth: [laughing] Burn!
Ethan: We're the same species, genius.
Dumb Mammoth: What?! Double burn!
Sid: [recovering from a lotus berry] I can wiggle my toe again. The little piggy who went to market! W-wait! I'm talking again! I had so many things trapped in me that I couldn't say...like "Hey! I'm not dead!", and "Why does a hurricane have an eye but not an ear?"
[Manny and Granny groan as Sid babbles on and on]
Granny: I'll push him overboard. You guys say it was an accident.
Manny: I'm in. How 'bout you, Diego? Diego? [sees Diego pacing back and forth] Hey, relax, buddy! Captain Crazy and his floating petting zoo are history! C'mon, we're finally heading home!
Diego: I don't know what's wrong with me. I can't eat, can't sleep. Maybe I'm comin' down with something.
Manny: [chuckles] Ohhoho! I know what you've got...the "L word".
Sid: Yeah! Leprosy.
Manny: No, Sid, no. It's four letters. Starts with L, ends with E.
Sid: Aha! Lice!
Manny: No! Diego, my friend, is in love.
Sid: Oh, yeah! Love!
Diego: You mean with the pirate? No.
Sid: Oh, Shira's gotten under your skin! Come on, admit it!
Manny: A rugged saber like you...
Sid: A more rugged saber like her. [laughs]
Diego: No, no, no. You guys are dead wrong! [leaves]
Manny: [he and Sid stare at each other, then burst out laughing] Denial is the clincher! You're in love, pussy cat!
Both: ♪ Diego and Shira, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! ♪
Diego: Real mature, guys, real mature... [sighs]
Shira: Diego...
Diego: Shira?
Shira: I wanted to come to you.
Sid: She's beautiful.
Sloth Siren: Sid, I adore a sloth who cares nothing about personal hygiene...
Sid: Well, that's me, baby.
Granny: Ooh!
Hunky Sloth: Granny! Come to me, Granny!
Granny: Well, hello!
Hunky Sloth: The wrinklier the raisin, the sweeter the fruit.
Granny: Oh, Granny likey. Granny likey very much!
Manny: Guys, aren't you paying attention?
Ellie: Manny... Manny, are you there?
Manny: Ellie?
Ellie: We're over here, Manny.
Peaches: This way, Daddy. I really need you.
Manny: I know, honey. Stay there. I'm coming.
Ellie: You were right, Manny. You're always right.
Manny: No, look, I was... Wait a minute. Ellie would never say that.
Ellie: Manny? Manny.
Manny: Huh? No, they're not real. They're monsters! They're sirens. Don't listen to them! [singing] ♪ Who can take the sunrise ♪ ♪ Sprinkle it with dew ♪ No! They may look real, but they're not. They're going to destroy the ship.
Shira: Come on, tiger. Swim with me.
Sloth Siren: Sid... I have a snack for you.
Sid: And she cooks, too.
Manny: Sid, no!
Diego: Why are we kissing?
Sid: Because cruises are romantic?
Manny: Whew. Five more seconds and we'd have been goners.
Sid: Call me.
Granny: Here, girl! Here, Precious!
Sid: She thinks she finally found her pet. [chuckles with Diego]
Granny: Good girl! Here you go...
Manny: Look, Granny, can't you throw imaginary food to your imaginary pet? [Granny throws a mango] Ugh. Enough already! We need to keep a lookout for home.
Granny: Ignore them, Precious! I do.
Manny: You can't take your eyes off of her for one minute!
Diego: Nope. It's like having a child. Only without any of the joy.
Granny: Hey, brain trust! Brace for impact.
Manny: Guys, look. We're almost home!
Diego: Buddy, I never doubted you.
Sid: Me either. Except for the six or seven times I thought we were going to die.
Ellie: What's wrong, sweetheart?
Peaches: You ever say something you knew you couldn't take back?
Ellie: Is this about Louis?
Peaches: I messed up so bad, Mom.
Ellie: It's okay. It happens. Cute boys can whiplash your brain. No doubt about that.
Peaches: But Ethan was the wrong guy.
Ellie: And you figured it out. You'll know what to say to Louis.
Peaches: What's going on?
Ellie: The land bridge! It's gone.
Male Start: We're trapped!
Peaches: But we were supposed to meet Dad here. What are we going to do?
Manny: Ellie! Peaches!
Diego: Oh, no. The land bridge.
Sid: But if it's gone, how are we going to...
Diego: Sid!
Manny: No, they have to be on the other side.
Diego: Manny, there is no other side.
Manny: They have to be here. ELLIE, PEACHES! I'M HERE! PLEASE! She's gotta be here! [no response, Sid, Diego and Granny slump sadly; Manny closes his eyes in despair]
Peaches: [in distance] Dad!
Manny: Wait! Did you hear that?
Diego: Manny.
Manny: No, I heard something! I heard it!
[As they draw closer, a shadow is shown in the fog]
Diego: Is that—?
Manny: Peaches? THERE SHE IS!
Peaches: Dad!
Manny: We're coming, sweetie! Don't move!
Peaches: Daddy!
Manny: Peaches!
[Suddenly, Captain Gutt emerges out of the fog, holding a dagger at Peaches' neck]
Captain Gutt: Welcome home, Daddy!
Peaches: Let go of me!
[Manny gasps]
Captain Gutt: What are the odds? We were just talking about you. You like the new ship? I call her Sweet Revenge!
Silas: And look here. We've got the catch du jour.
Manny: Ellie.
Ellie: I'm all right. Let my daughter go.
Manny: It's okay. He wants me. And he's going to get me.
Captain Gutt: Sacrificing yourself for your daughter. How touching. How predictable. Now come and get her.
Raz: Good day, mate.
Flynn: You remember us? We're the bad guys.
Manny: All right, let them go.
Captain Gutt: I don't think so. You destroyed everything I had. I'm just returning the favor.
Peaches: [gasping]
Manny: No! [grunting]
Squint: [laughing]
Captain Gutt: I warned you.
Louis: Stop! Let the mammoth go!
Manny: Weiner?
Captain Gutt: Who brought the muscle to the party?
Peaches: Louis, don't!
Ethan: What's he doing? He's going to get himself killed.
Louis: It's okay, I can handle him.
Captain Gutt: How cute, a hero. Let's see what bravery gets you. Gupta, give the lad your weapon.
Gupta: Nice knowing you, kid.
Captain Gutt: Let's dance, hero. Don't stand there like barnacles. Get him!
Raz: Oi, going somewhere, mate?
Sid and Granny: [Tarzan yell]
Granny: Let me at him.
[while Gupta and Flynn are fighting with Sid and Granny]
Gupta: [aims his dagger at them] Any last words?
Granny: [calls out to Precious] Precious!
Sid: Will you stop with the "Precious"?
[Then a whale, Precious emerges up, scaring Flynn and Gupta.]
Flynn: Mommy!
[They both run away in fear.]
Sid: Well, I guess we showed them, huh?
Granny: Precious!
Sid: That's your pet? Maybe that crazy old bat isn't that crazy after all. Nope, she's nuts.
Granny: You waiting for a formal invitation, fancy pants? Get in.
Sid: I'm going to regret this!
Silas: Bombs away!
Gupta: Aah!
Manny: Ow!
Captain Gutt: Don't be a scaredy cat.
Sid: This smells worse than me.
Granny: Precious, set your flippers 45 degrees north. Granny's done running.
Ellie: Back off!
Shira: It's OK, I'm on your side.
[Squint throws starfishes at Ellie and Shira]
Squint: I knew you were a traitor!
Shira: Your little bunny nose wiggles in the cutest way when you're mad!
Squint: WHAT?! [Squint prepares one last attack] Your 9 lives are over, kitty!
[Ellie stomps on Squint]
Ellie: Silly rabbit... piracy doesn't pay!
Squint: [in pain] Hey, that's not cool. Come on, now.
Sid: Anyone have a body wipe?
Granny: Suck it up, buttercup. How's it looking?
Sid: Not good, Granny sir.
Granny: Full speed ahead! Dive, dive, dive! Fire!
Sid: Boo-yah, baby!
Flynn: This feels so good! Thank you, Mister Whale.
Sid: Hi, Manny.
Manny: Sid!
Ellie: Help!
Peaches: Mom!
Manny: No, Peaches, I'll get your mother. You stay there.
Ellie: Hurry, Manny.
Manny: [groaning]
Captain Gutt: Payback time.
Manny: [gasps]
Ellie: Manny!
Manny: Ellie!
Peaches: I got this, Dad.
Manny: Peaches, no! It's too dangerous!
Peaches: Not if you're half-possum!
Manny: She did it. My daughter's all grown up.
Ellie: That's my girl.
Ellie: We need to get out of here.
Manny: Go, go, I'm right behind you.
Captain Gutt: No! I'm right behind you.
Ellie and Peaches: [gasping]
Peaches: Dad!
[rumbling]
Manny: Whoa!
Peaches: No!
[Manny and Captain Gutt battle on top of the ice mass as a landmass carries them upwards]
Captain Gutt: There's nowhere to run, Manny! [flings the mammoth by his tusks and laughs evilly. As the ice hunk they fight on slides towards the sea, Gutt attacks with his bone sword. Manny defends himself with a spear held in his trunk] You know, this ocean isn't big enough for the both of us! [knocks the spear out of Manny's trunk, then swings his sword at the mammoth, barely missing his eye]
Manny: Don't worry! You won't take up much space once I flatten you! [tries to stomp on Gutt, but Gutt pushes him off. Manny charges, but Gutt jumps upwards and swings from vine overhead. Jumping down, he kicks Manny to the edge. The mammoth eyes the nearing ocean]
Captain Gutt: [holding a log to finish him off] Told ya, tubby! You shouldn't have messed with the Master of the Seas!
Manny: You know, sometimes, it pays to weigh 11 TONS! [leaps on the end of the ice, catapulting Gutt into the air]
Captain Gutt: No!
Manny: [catching the log] Bon voyage, Monkey-boy! [bats Gutt, sending him flying into the distance]
Captain Gutt: [flying into the distance] AAAAH!
Manny: [screaming]
Sid: Did somebody hail a whale?
Manny: So, you must be Precious.
Sid: Mission accomplished, Granny.
Granny: Hah! Who says old ladies can't drive?
Captain Gutt: Huh?
Female Gigantopithecus: Oh, Captain Gutt...
Captain Gutt: [happily] That's me!
Female Gigantopithecus: Let's rule the seas together.
Captain Gutt: [last words before his death] Aye, aye... [The female Gigantopithecus revealed as a siren.] Huh? Aaaah! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[The siren grabs and eats Captain Gutt alive]
Peaches: Dad!
[animals cheering]
Manny: How's that for an entrance?
Peaches: Dad!
Ellie: Manny. I told you your father would never give up on us.
Manny: Never.
Sid: Hey, I actually... [screaming]
Manny: You know, Sid... you're not such a screw-up.
Sid: Really?
Manny: Really. You're a hero.
Diego: You too, Granny.
Granny: Thanks, lady.
Shira: So, still want me on your scurvy crew?
Diego: You bet. Welcome to our herd.
Peaches: Hey, you. I can't believe you did that for me. Thank you.
Louis: Well, someone once told me, no matter what... you never leave a friend behind.
Granny: All this sweetness is going to rot my teeth. If I had any.
[rumbling]
Peaches: Our home is gone. Where do we go now?
Granny: Momma loves you, too!
Louis: I can't wait to check this place out.
Peaches: Yeah.
Manny: Excuse me?
Peaches: Dad!
Manny: When you two get off this ship, I expect you both to... have fun. You're a brave kid, Weiner.
Peaches: Wait, what?
Manny: You heard me. You two should go out and explore. Go where the day takes you. But be back before sunset.
Peaches: An hour after sunset?
Manny: Yeah, not a minute later.
Peaches: Deal. I love you, Dad.
Ethan: Okay if we hang with you guys?
Louis: Sure.
Steffie: I always liked him. Louis the hero. Brave-a-licious.
Manny: She's not my little girl anymore.
Ellie: And you're both going to be just fine.
Manny: I know.
Granny: You know, Sidney? You've got yourself a nice family, here. A real family.
Sid: [nodded] Yeah, I'm pretty lucky.
Granny: [pulls out a kiwi fruit] Here, chew this kiwi for me.
Sid: [declined] Never again. Ta-dah!
Granny: Hey, sailor.
Diego: Whoa!
Ariscratle: Welcome, brother. Behold, Scratlantis. No! Stop! Brother, rise above this base desire. Be more than a rodent.
[As he boils from the heat, he looks at the camera, his eyes starts burning and Scrat closes the movie out by a final loudest scream in pain and frustration as the film immediately irises out after this.]

Ending Song: We Are Family

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Manny, Sid, Diego, Shira and Ellie: We are, we are not your ordinary fami-mily, but we can all agree that…
Peaches, Ethan and Stefie: ...We are, we are close as close can be
Granny: Ah, too close.
Peaches: We are-are-are-are-are
Ethan: We are
Peaches: We are-are-are-are-are
Stefie: We are
Peaches: We are-are-are-are-are
Ethan: We are
Peaches: We are
Ethan: Family!
Shira: So, it's don't matter when it looks like we look perfect to me! We got every kind of love. I feel so lucky indeed!
Ellie: They can keep on talking. It don't matter on me cause we are, we are
Ethan: Family
Stefie: Family!
Shira: We are, we are–
Granny: Ham and cheese!
Sid: No, it's "we are family".
Granny: Nah!
Peaches: Okay, so the links in our chain makes us strain
Ellie: But really, they make us stronger
Peaches: And no one would replace not a thing Mother
Manny: Or father!
Sid: Go, Manny.
Peaches: Cause we…
Stefie: Cause we come from everywhere
Shira: Whoa, whoa
Stefie: Searching for ones to care
Shira: Somehow we found it here! We found us a home!
Ellie: We are, we are not your ordinary fami-mily, but we can all agree that
Peaches: We are, we are
Ethan and Stefie: Close as close can be
Peaches: We are-are-are-are-are
Ethan: We are
Peaches: We are-are-are-are-are
Stefie: We are
Peaches: We are-are-are-are-are
Ethan: We are
Katie: We are, we are
Ellie: Family!
Shira: Family!
Ethan: Family!
Peaches: We are, we are
Granny: Ham and cheese! [laughs]

Taglines

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  • When the Earth falls apart, history is greatest heroes will keep it together.
  • Wild and thief.
  • Sweet and sour.
  • Irritable and clueless.
  • Stingy and naughty.
  • This summer, the end of the world, is just a tip of the iceberg.

Cast

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Antagonists

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Supporting

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Recurring

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Minor

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