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Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

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Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs is a 2009 American CGI-animated comedy adventure film, a sequel to The Meltdown, and about when Ellie is pregnant with Manny's child and Diego considers leaving the herd. This film is debuted theaters Wednesday, July 1, 2009 in United States. It stars the voices of Ray Romano, John Leguizamo, Denis Leary, Simon Pegg, Seann William Scott, Josh Peck, and Queen Latifah. It's sequel, Ice Age: Continental Drift released in theaters on Friday, July 13, 2012 in United States.

Directed by Carlos Saldanha and co-directed Mike Thurmeier. Written by Michael Berg, Peter Ackerman, Mike Reiss, and Yoni Brenner.

Manny

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  • Boy, you really gave Daddy a scare! Daddy got silly! Daddy fall down cliff and go "boom, boom, boom!" Silly Daddy. Yeah.
  • Guys do not talk to guys about guy problems, they just punch each other on the shoulder.
  • After we save Sid, I am going to kill him.
  • Sid, whatever you're doing, it is a bad idea.
  • [to Ellie; referring to Buck] Maybe the deranged hermit has a point.
  • That's our cue. Come on, Peaches.

Ellie

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  • [to Manny] This is the world our baby is going to grow up in, you cannot change that.
  • [seeing the tropical paradise] We have been living above an entire world, and we did not even know it!
  • [last lines; to Peaches] That is right, sweetheart. Welcome to the Ice Age.
  • Pregnant lady wants to live. Yaba Daba Doo! [Manny: ?]
  • ?

Sid

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  • I know what it is like to feel abandoned.
  • And I am better off alone, by myself. A fortress of solitude, in the ice, forever. A lone, lonely, loner.
  • [being pursued by an angry musk ox after pulling its privates] I thought you were a female!
  • No! I am too young to be eaten!
  • [has just been snorted into Mommy Dinosaur is nose] Whoa! Nice mucus! And I don't say that to everyone.
  • [talking to Mommy Dinosaur about the kids] I say “They’re vegetarians”, you say “Grr”. I say, “Can we talk about this?”, you say “Grr”. I do not call that communication. [Mommy Dinosaur angrily snarls at him] See that? That's your answer to everything.
  • This is the end of Sid, the Sloth. [hollers as he falls down lava falls]

Diego

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  • Look, who are we kidding, Manny, I am losing my edge. I am not really built for chaperoning playdates.
  • [to Manny] For the record, I blame you for this!
  • [after wiping away a tear] So I am not made of stone.
  • [Upon coming across an ankylosaurus shaking with fright and hiding from Rudy] Wuss!

Buck

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  • [greeting everyone] The name is Buck. Short for Buckminister. Long for Buh. Hmm, a little dull...
  • What are you doing here?
  • [after he's asked if he saw Sid] Well... he is dead. Welcome to my world. Now, go home. Off your pop.
  • If you go in there, you will find your friend... [ominously] in the afterlife!
  • [examining sand] Yeah, mmm. Yeah. Mommy Dinosaur carrying her three babies, and some floppy green thing (Sid).
  • No, not really. I saw them came through earlier. She is headed for Lava Falls. That is where they care for the newborn. To get there, you must through the Jungle of Misery. Across the Chasm of Dead. To the Plates of Woe.
  • [after saving Manny and Diego from a carnivorous plant] Pfft. Tourists.
  • [listing his rules to the rescue group] Rule number one: Always listen to Buck! Rule number two: Stay in the middle of the trail! Rule number three... [pauses ominously as Crash and Eddie cringe] ...He who has gas travels at the back of the pack.
  • [sees a giant butterfly as it takes off] I knew that guy when he was a caterpillar! You know, before he came out.
  • [Crash: Were you killed?] Sadly, yes. But I lived!
  • It is like the old saying: "An eye for a tooth, a nose for a chin, a butt for a..." It is an old saying, but uh... it is not a very good one.
  • [at night, after everybody else is asleep] Goodnight, Rudy.
  • Mammals, we have ourselves a crime scene! A tuft of fur... half eaten carcass... hunk of... ugh, no! Broccoli. [almost throws up]
  • Here's what I think happened: Dinosaur attacks Sid, Sid fights back with piece of broccoli. Leaving dinosaur... A vegetable!
  • All right, all right. Good point. Theory two: Sid is eating broccoli, dinosaur eats Sid, dinosaur steps on broccoli. Leaving broccoli... a vegetable!
  • Three months ago. I woke up one morning married to a pineapple. An ugly pineapple! [sighs] But I loved her.
  • [to a bunch of giant butterflies] Shoo! Shoo! Come on move! [the giant butterflies distract Rudy]
  • Don't you, see?! [voice turns squeaky] We're all going to die! [Manny, Diego, Crash, and Eddie laugh, including Buck]
  • [squeaky voice] Here Rudy, Rudy, Rudy! I'm so lonely. [laughs]
  • [to Roger the Ludodactylus] Snap out of it! Come on! Pull!
  • Hello, Rudy.
  • Pop goes the weasel Pop goes the weasel!

Rules

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  1. Always listen to Buck.
  2. Stay in the middle of the trail.
  3. He who has gas travels at the back of the pack.
  4. Always have our heads examined.
  5. Ignore Rule #2 if there is a female involved, or possibly a cute dog.

Dialogue

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[The film begins with 20th Century Fox Logo and Blue Sky Studios fades to white, a nose appears was Scrat sniffs and remove the pieces of ice with his hands, the title appears, he stops looking down form the cliff, camera pans up to the acorn, Scrat runs to a twig of rope, climbing up, Scrat screams in shock realized the acorn is missing, hearing a leafs, and goes crawling in the leafs, hiding behind a tree, sniffs, and seeing a female squirrel "Scratte", music plays "You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine" by Lou Rawls, Scrat falling in love, fell down the leaf, gets up, Scratte holding the acorn, music stops, Scrat breathing in panicking, he slowly grabbing the acorn, and Scratte grabs it, both each other, Scrat takes acorn to leave, he heard Scratte cries, he turns around to give it back, Scratte grabs with his tail in sadly, he gives it back, but he wouldn't let go with his acorn, accidentally throwing Scratte screams, falls in the chasm, Scrat with acorn jumps, falls to save Scratte, they grab acorn to hold on, it plays the music again, Scratte takes acorn for Scrat, music stops again, he wink with his flaps on skin, flying up, Scrat looks down at chasm, hollers in panic and tries to flaps on her skin to fly, but no used, he continue hollering falls on the abyss, with shape of heart, appears on the ground, Scrat crawls up and heard was Manny holding the turtle shell with water.]
Manny: It's happening!
[Manny running and steps at Scrat, then Eddie and crash appears runs to Manny, and Sid appears.]
Sid: Wait up, guys! [steps at Scrat with his foot, looks down in shock trying to get him off, Scrat climbs on her with his head; yelps]
Manny: The baby's coming! The baby's coming!
Male Molehog: Watch it!
Manny: I'm having a baby!
Crash: Code Blue! Code Blue!
Eddie: Or pink if it's a girl.
Manny: Having a baby! Having a baby! I'm coming, Ellie! [trips over a rock, causing him to lose the shell, sliding down]
Eddie: We got it!
[Manny holding with a nose trunk, and stops to almost fall on the cliff.]
Sid: Ow!
[Sid is trying to get it off from Scrat attacking it, and bumps at Manny with Crash and Eddie and falls down on the ground.]
Manny: [with a turtle shell on his head, with eyes are blocking, looking around] Ellie, Ellie, Ellie, Where are you, Ellie? Where am I? Huh?
Ellie: Manny! [Sid falls on Manny's back on the ground] I told you it was just a kick.
[Ellie removes the shell from Manny, Eddie and Crash on Manny's eye, fell down.]
[Both groaning]
Manny: Ohh, right! Right, oh, wow. Ohh, you really gave daddy a scare! Daddy got silly. Daddy fall down cliff and go boom, boom, boom, boom. Silly daddy. Yeah... [chuckles; he looks at the animals] Uh, sorry, folks. False alarm. It was just a kick.
Male Molehog: Do you know who I'd want to kick?
Start: That's the third false alarm this week.
Sid: All right, show's over. Break it up. Break it up. Oh, I see someone else who has a bun in the oven.
Beaver Mom: [grunts angrily] I'm not pregnant! [hits with a stick at Sid's right eye]
Sid: [groans] Ow! It's too bad. You'd make a wonderful mother. [beaver mom throws the stick again] Ow!
[Ellie shows up, revealing that she got pregnant.]
Ellie: Manny I know you're excited, I am too, but you're getting a little carried away.
Manny: Okay, okay! Boy, you're starting to sound like Diego. [confused] Wait a second. Where is Diego?
[Gazelle looks down on the ground, eating the grass, she hearing a bush with his ears, looking around and continue eats the grass, Diego hides on the bush, growls and jumps up at Gazelle starts running fast to chasing her, in slow motion they both running, the scene backs to normal motion, suddenly, Diego's heart is beating, panting in tired.]
Gazelle: Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Whoo! My hooves are burning, baby! They are burning! [laughs] Oh, look at this, I gotta tiptoe, I gotta tiptoe. Eat my dust, dingo! [laughing, panting]
[Manny covers Ellie's eyes with his trunk to surprise her.]
Ellie: Now? Can I look now? [groans]
Manny: Easy, don't freak out the baby.
Ellie: The baby is fine. It's the freaked out daddy I'm worried about.
Manny: [blocks Ellie's eye again without peeping] Ah-ah-ahh, no peeking. Voila! Playground for junior...
Ellie: [open his eyes with beautiful playground.] Wow! It's amazing. [gentle chiming] Oh, Manny...
Manny: I made it myself, our family.
Sid: Hey, why aren't I up there?
Crash: You can be on ours.
[Crash holding the gift for Sid with apple, skeleton fish, and bugs on the stick.]
Eddie: You'd fit right in.
Sid: Thanks.
Manny: Of course it's still a work in progress. A few rough edges, here and there.
Ellie: I don't believe it, you're trying to baby proof nature.
Manny: Baby proof nature? Get outta here. That's ridiculous.
Ellie: Manny, this is the world our baby's gonna grow up in. You can't change that.
Manny: Of course I can, I'm the biggest thing on earth.
Ellie: Okay, big daddy, I can't wait to see how you handle the teen years.
Manny: Come on, Sid. I don't want you touching anything. This place is for kids. Are you a kid? [Sid almost tries to say it] Don't answer that.
[Sid touches the snowman on the head, but slips it and puts it back in upside down. Sid leaves the playground, with Manny holding the log.]
Manny: Diego, there you are. You missed the big surprise.
Diego: Oh, right, right. I'll check it out later.
Manny: Okay, See ya.
Ellie: You know, I think there's something bothering, Diego.
Manny: Nah, I'm sure everything's fine.
Ellie: You should talk to him.
Manny: Guys don't talk to guys about guy problems. We just... punch each other on the shoulders.
Ellie: That's stupid!
Manny: To a girl. To a guy, that's like six months of therapy.
Manny: Okay, okay, I'm going. Hey.
Diego: Ow. Why'd you do that?
Manny: I don't know.
Manny: So listen, Ellie thinks there's something bothering you, now I told her--
Diego: Actually, I've been thinking, that soon, it might be time for me to head out.
Manny: Okay, so I'll just tell her that you're fine. It was nothing.
Diego: Look, who are we kidding, Manny? I'm losing my edge. I'm not really built for chaperoning playdates.
Manny: What are you talking about?
Diego: Having a family, that's huge. And I'm happy for you, but... It's your adventure, not mine.
Manny: So you don't want to be around my kid?
Diego: No, no, no, that's... you're taking this the wrong way.
Manny: No, go, go find some adventure. Mr. Adventure guy! Don't let my boring domestic life hit you in the butt on your way out.
Diego: Isn't Ellie supposed to be the one with the hormonal imbalance?
Sid: Manny, wait! No one has to leave.
Ellie: So?
Manny: That's why guys don't talk to guys.
Ellie: Why, what happened?
Manny: Diego's leaving. [walks away]
Sid: Whoa, whoa, whoa, this should be the best time of our lives. We're having a baby.
Diego: No, Sid. They're havin' a baby.
Sid: Yeah but, we're a herd. A family.
Diego: Look things have changed. Manny has other priorities now. Face it, Sid. We had a great run, but... now it's time to move on.
Sid: So it's just the two of us.
Diego: No, Sid. It's not the two of us.
Sid: Crash and Eddie are coming with us? Just, Crash? Just, Eddie?
Diego: Bye, Sid.
Sid: Okay, calm down. Calm down. I'm good at making friends. I'll make my own herd. That's what I'll do.
Both: Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man...
Sid: Hey! Mis amigos. Que pasa?
[The animals run away in fright.]
Sid: Well, at least you still got your looks. Oh, great. Anybody here? Anyone? Hello? Poor guys. I know what it's like to feel abandoned. Don't worry. You're not alone anymore. There you go. Okay, okay. I'm okay, I'm okay. Stay there. Stay there. And you, you take care of your brother, now. Momma's gonna be right back. Momma's coming, baby! Gotcha! Hey. [yelps] [grunting] [exclaiming] What did I just tell you kids? Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you! Bad egg. Rotten egg! A heart attack you almost gave me! Oh, I'm sorry, darling. It's just that I love you so much. Now, I want you to meet your Uncle Manny and your Aunt Ellie. [in a high pitched tone] Hello! I'd like to present Egbert, Shelly and Yoko.
Manny: Sid, whatever you're doing, it's a bad idea.
Sid: Shh! My kids will hear you!
Manny: They're not your kids, Sid. Take them back. You're not meant to be a parent.
Sid: Why not?
Manny: First sign, stealing someone else's eggs. Second sign, one of them almost became an omelet. [passes the egg to Sid]
Ellie: Sid, someone's probably worried sick looking for them.
Sid: No. They were underground, in ice. If it wasn't for me, they'd be Eggsicles. Whew.
Manny: Sid, I know what you're going through. You're gonna have a family, too, someday. You're gonna meet a nice girl with low standards, no real options or sense of smell...
Ellie: What Manny means to say is...
Sid: No, I get it. I'll take them back. You have your family, and I'm better off alone, by myself. A fortress of solitude. In the ice forever! A lone, lonely loner.
Manny: That's a lot of aloneness.
Sid: [off-screen] Precisely!
Ellie: Sid, wait!
Manny: No! No, it's okay. He'll bounce back. It's one of the advantages of being Sid.
[The sky is getting dark as Sid pushes the eggs in the bark sled.]
Sid: Why should I take you back? I love kids! I'm responsible, loving, nurturing. What do you think? Mmm. I knew you would agree.
[A storm rolled in, catching the sloth's attention and notice the egg's faces forming into sad ones.]
Sid: Oh, oh, oh, oh, don't cry! Don't cry. I'll find a dry place.
[Later, Sid had found a cave]
Sid: Okay. Here, here, let me just dry you off.
[Sid wipes the eggs clean only to realize he smeared the drawn faces.]
Sid: I don't know. Being a parent's a lot of work. Maybe I'm not ready.
All: Momma! Momma! Momma! Momma! Ma, Ma, Ma...
[All purring]
Sid: I'm a mommy.
Singer: Boom, boom, acka, lacka, lacka, boom
Sid: Where's Mommy?
Singer: Boom, boom, acka, lacka, boom, boom
[babies cooing]
Singer: Boom, boom, acka, lacka, lacka, boom
Sid: Here I am.
Singer: Boom, boom, acka, lacka, boom, boom
[All laughing]
[Walk the Dinosaur playing]
Sid: There you go. Nice squeaky faces.
[All screaming]
[snoring]
[yawns]
[yawning]
Singer: ♪ Open the door ♪ ♪ Get on the floor ♪ ♪ Everybody walk the dinosaur ♪ ♪ Open the door ♪ ♪ Get on the floor ♪ ♪ Everybody walk the dinosaur ♪ ♪ Open the door ♪ ♪ Get on the floor ♪ ♪ Everybody walk the dinosaur ♪
Sid: I got it! I got it!
Sid and Scrat: Aah!
Sid: [chuckling] No, no! Stop! Not me! No, stop, stop! [baby dinosaur bites at his feet.] Ow! [The Baby T-Rexes went onto licking Sid, but one bites his claw.] Hey, no biting. Uh-uh.
[baby dinosaur sniffs, and starts crying, but Sid is trying to stops crying.]
Sid: Oh, oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, it's okay. It's okay. Don't cry. Why-why are you still crying? Are you hungry? Maybe you're hungry. [gets an idea] I know just the thing.
[cut to musk the ox is sleeping, snoring gently, sid is sneaking it.]
Sid: [singing] ♪ Hush, hush You mean, vicious animal ♪ ♪ I'm your baby and this is my... milk ♪
[Sid puts the plate, and pulls something, waking up the musk. Cut to Sid screaming and chased by musk is angrily down the hill.]
Sid: I thought you were a female!
[With 3 baby dinosaurs chasing it runs on the hill.]]
[Cut to Scrat and Scratte fights to get a nuts and falls on the tar pit, splash sound, the bubble rise up, they both inside, he looks at each other in shocked, the bubble split the half, the acorn is in the bubble from the tar pit, Scratte climbs floating up, Scrat is trying to get a acorn, the bubble lower down, and he rams on the top, floating up, they both fighting in the bubble to move away, Scrat falls, but his teeth makes bubble to deflate it flying up, the bubble bounce on Scratte flying away, Scrat realizes the bubble is shrinking, with a head and finally hold the acorn, then the bubble pops covered in tar like a glue, hollers, falls on the ice breaks it, to the lost world underground. next scene Sid with baby dinosaurs hides behind the log, seeing the playground.]
Sid: I'm sorry, but you can't go in. Manny says it's just for kids. Wait a minute. You are kids! Ow! Just don't break anything!
Johnny: The sloth says the playground's open!
Sid: No, wait! Not for everyone! Oh, no, no, no! D-Don't touch that! [groans and grunts] Aah! [kids groan]
Boy: Yahoo!
Molehog Mom: What are they?
Beaver Boy: Who cares? They're fun!
Sid: Play nice!
Beaver Girl: Mommy, she's not sharing!
Beaver Mom: Aren't you going to do something?
Sid: Why? My kid had it first.
Beaver Girl: Did not!
Sid: Did, too!
Beaver Girl: Did not.
Sid: Did, too!
Beaver Girl: Did not!
Sid: Liar, liar, fur on fire!
Beaver Mom: What is the matter with you?
Sid: I'm a single mother with three kids. I could use a little compassion!
Anteater Boy: Whoa... Slow down! No!
Sid: No, don't...!
Ronald: Stop, stop, stop!
Ronald's Mother: Ronald!
Sid: Oh... That's a shame.
Beaver Boy: Whoa!
Sid: Whoa!
Diatryma Mom: Oh!
[squeaking]
Sid: Stop! Stop, stop, stop!
Johnny: No, no, no! [groaning]
Johnny's Mother: Hold on, Little Johnny!
Johnny: I'm trying!
Sid: You know, experts say you should let your kids eat whatever they want!
Ellie: Do you think my ankles look fat?
Manny: Ankles. What ankles?
[Ronald comes flying down screaming. Manny catches him.]
Manny: Ronald! Where did you come from?
[Ronald pointed where the crowd is, running away in fear.]
Manny: Oh, no.
Ronald: Aaaah!!!
[Manny and Ellie head over to the park.]
[After a Baby T-Rex ate Little Johnny]
Sid: Okay, come on. Spit him out. If you don't spit out Little Johnny, we're leaving the playground this instant. One... ...two.. Don't make me say "three". Well, there we are, a picture of health.
Johnny's Mother: That's not Little Johnny.
Sid: Well, better than nothing.
Diatryma Mom: Oh, Madison. [picks her up in her beak]
Sid: [chuckles nervously] Come on. Barf him up.
Manny: [he and Ellie arrive] Sid.
Sid: Oh, hey. Hey, Manny.
[Baby T-Rex barfs out Little Johnny]
Johnny's Mother: [gasping] Little Johnny. Oh.
[She pulls her son away from the hungry dinosaur as it runs off. However, it bumped into the decoration, letting it fall and shatter to the ground.]
Manny: Oh wait. N-No! Oh, oh.
Sid: Oh, I'm really sorry.
Crash: This place is totaled.
Eddie: And we didn't wreck it.
Crash: We're losing our touch, bro.
Sid: Well, the important thing is that no one got hurt. Except for that guy... and, and those three. And her.
Manny: [turns to Sid angrily] I told you to take them back, and you kept them! Now, look what they've done.
Sid: Okay, granted, we do have some discipline issues.
Manny: Eating kids is not a discipline issue.
Sid: But he spit them out.
Manny: [sarcastically] Well, that's super. Let's give him a gold star. Kid of the week! [seriously] They don't belong here, Sid. Whatever they are, wherever you found 'em, take them back.
Sid: Manny, I'm not getting rid of my kids.
Diatryma Mom: Earthquake!
Sid: Oh, it's okay. It's okay. Momma's here.
Crash: Do earthquakes shriek?
Ellie: [seeing the T-Rex] I thought those guys were extinct!
Manny: Well, then that is one angry fossil. Sid!
[Sid led the dino babies into a cave to hide from momma dinosaur.]
Sid: Come on, come on, come on, come on! Inside, inside, inside!
Manny: Nobody move a muscle.
[There was silence. However, a mole hog ran in fear, screaming, catching the female dinosaur's attention. Sid watched the mother past and notice the babies starting to cry.]
Sid: No. Shh, No, No, No, d-don't cry. don't cry. [puts hands at dino baby's mouth shut, female dinosaur hearing something, singing] We are poor little lambs. We lost our way. Bah, bah-- [the rock moves away, caught by Momma T-Rex] AAAAAAH!
[Momma T-Rex grabs the rock to reveal Sid with the baby dinosaurs and approaches him.]
Manny: [as Sid guards the three baby Tyrannosaurs from the mother] Sid, give them to her! She's their mother!
Sid: How do I know she's their mother?
Manny: What do you want, a birth certificate? SHE'S A DINOSAUR!
Sid: Well, I put the blood, sweat, and tears to raise them!
Manny: For a day. Give them back, you lunatic.
Sid: [to Momma T-Rex] Look, these are my kids! And you're gotta have to go through me to get 'em! [Momma T-Rex roars, shrieking in horror, carries them away]
Ellie: Sid!
Manny: Sid!
Sid: Help!
[Scene cuts to Diego walking alone. The Gazelle he was pursuing earlier sprints past him in a panic.]
Gazelle: RUN!
Diego: Don’t you have anything better to do? WHOA, AHH!
[Diego narrowly avoids being stomped on by Momma T-Rex. He watches as the dinosaur stomps off carrying Sid in her mouth.]
Sid: Help!
Diego: [perplexed] Sid?
[Manny and the others head to the source where the ice cave was broken through.]
Manny: Sid must be down there.
Crash: Well, he's dead.
Eddie: Real shame. He will be missed.
Ellie: [tries to stops Eddie and Crash from leaving] Oh, no, no, no, no. Not so fast.
Manny: Okay, Ellie, this is where I draw the line. You, Crash and Eddie, back to the village.
Ellie: Yeah, that's gonna happen.
Manny: Ellie, you saw that thing! This is gonna be dangerous!
Ellie: Talk to the trunk.
Manny: Oh, great. After we save Sid, I'm gonna kill him.
Crash: Ladies first.
Eddie: Age before beauty!
Crash: No pain, no gain!
Eddie: What pain?
[Crash pushes Eddie into the hole, laughs, but Eddie's tail dragging Crash to the hole.]
Ellie: Sid!
Crash: Sid!
Manny: Oh, no. No, no! Not good. Not good. Ellie! Ellie, wait up! Okay, look, if you feel anything, even if it's nothing, you gotta tell me, and then we're out of here.
Ellie: Okay.
Manny: We need a code word! Yeah. Something that says, "The baby's coming."
Ellie: Hmm. How about, "Aaah! The baby's coming!" How's that?
Manny: Too long. We need something short and punchy, like... "Peaches!"
Ellie: Peaches?
Manny: I love peaches. They're sweet and round and fuzzy. Just like you.
Ellie: You think I'm round?
Manny: Round is good. Round is foxy. [he hearing a sounds, Crash and Eddie shuddering] Stay close. [Everyone headed out and found themselves in a new world. Green trees, waterfalls, and thousands of dinosaurs living together.]
Crash: Are you guys having the same dream I am?
Ellie: We've been living above an entire world, and we didn't even know it. Run for it! Hurry!
Crash: Whoa!
[After Diego enters to save Crash and Eddie from ankylosaurus]
Manny: Diego! W-What are you doing here?
Diego: Sightseeing! I'm looking for Sid, same as you!
Manny: Well! Aren't you noble?
Ellie: This is not the time, guys! We need all the help we can get! [snarling, stammering] Aah!
Diego: Never mind.
Ellie: Here, boy! Here! Come on! Good boy! Come on! Climb on.
Manny: Are you nuts?! We're not getting on that thing!
Ellie: It's either this dinosaur or that 1! Pregnant lady wants to live! Yabba-dabba-doo! [?]
Manny: [worried] Don't ever yabba-dabba do that again!
[Manny, Diego, Ellie, Crash and Eddie are surrounded by all dinosaurs.]
Manny: I feel so puny.
Eddie: How do you think I feel?
[dinosaurs hearing a horn, turns around was actually buck, he swings on the vine, it tearing, he screaming falls on the ground in far away.]
Buck: [thud] Ow! [brown and blue dinosaur glares at Manny and Ellie, but he jumps it to rescue.] Aha! Take cover!
[Buck drops with smoke grenade to disappearing, camera pans down to three triceratops walks on the pond, baby triceratop seeing the flower on a pod, sniffs, and trying to eat it, mother triceratop growls at baby triceratop, turns around, he walks away from the pond, buck came out the pond with pod on his head and with a knife in his mouth. Manny, Diego, Crash, Eddie, and Ellie disguise as flowers while coach is clear.]
Crash: Dude, you're awesome. You're like the brother I never had.
Eddie: Me, too.
[the knife slams into the ground stopping them in their tracks. buck removes the pod on his head, he twisting up himself like a towel, he drops the pod on the ground, he sniffs at the viewer, grabs crash and eddie upside down.]
Crash: [to Manny] Can we keep him?
[Buck leaps onto Manny's face.]
Buck: Buck.
Manny: What?
Buck: [he slicks around climbs on manny's hair.] The name's Buck. Short for Buckminster. Long for... [he holding on manny's trunk, echoing] ...Buh. [zips over to Diego and closely examines Diego's fangs.] Hmm. A little dull. [jumps onto Ellie's tusks.]
Buck: What are you doing here?
Ellie: Our friend was taken by a dinosaur.
Buck: Well... he's dead. Welcome to my world! Now, uh, go home. Off you pop!
Ellie: Not without Sid.
Manny: Ellie, wait, maybe the deranged hermit has a point.
Ellie: Manny, we came this far, we're gonna find him.
[Manny shrieks]
Diego: I found the track.
[Diego points at the dinosaur's footprint]
Ellie: Let's go.
Manny: [Shrieks as Buck drops down in front of him.]
Buck: [drops down in front of Manny] If you go in there you'll find your friend... [Dramatically zooms in on his face; ominously] IN THE AFTERLIFE.
Eddie: How do you know, o great and wisely weaselly one?
Buck: [eats the sand then spits it out] Yeah, um. Mommy Dinosaur carrying her three babies and some floppy green thing.
Manny: Yeah, we're friends with the floppy green thing.
Diego: You got all that from the tracks?
Buck: No, not really. I saw 'em come through here earlier. She's headed for Lava Falls. That's where they care for the newborns. To get there, you've got to go through the Jungle of Misery, across the Chasm of Death... ...to the Plates of Woe.
Crash and Eddie: Whoa.
Manny: Okay. Good luck with the slow descent into madness. We're gonna go now.
Buck: [stopping Manny and the herd from moving on] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! What, you-you think this is some sort of tropical getaway? You can't protect your mate, mate. What are you gonna do with those-those flimsy tusks when you run into the Beast? I call him... Rudy.
Manny: Oh, good. Good. I was worried it was something intimidating, like "Sheldon" or "Tim".
Crash: Wait. You mean there's something bigger than Mommy Dinosaur?
Buck: Aye.
Eddie: "Eye"?
Buck: Aye-aye! He's the one that gave me this! [pointing to his missing eye, which is covered in a patch]
Eddie: Whoa! He gave you that patch...?!
Crash: For free?! That's so cool!
Eddie: Yeah! [starts shaking Crash] Maybe he'll give us one, too! [Crash and Eddie both laugh and high-five] [while Crash is humming along] Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
Manny: [to a dumbfounded Buck] Welcome to my world.
Buck: Abandon all hope. Ye who enters there...
Manny: Alright, we get it! Doom and despair, yada, yada, yada!
[Camera moves to Scrat is stuck on the tar behind a tree, he walks down to get the acorn, then the tree falls on him, he still trapped on the tar like a glue, tree falls off a ledge, he seeing the acorn and tries to reach it with his chest, the tree starts to move, realizes was Scratte on the lost world, Scrat struggling in panicking and stuck on a tar, he stops moving, Scratte with his finger walks with acorn grabs, he sadly whimpers, but Scratte rips off the acorn off with Scrat's fur with it turns red. He starts to scream loudly in echo, cuts to jungle, Crash and Eddie hearing a sound.]
Crash: It sounds like a Jungle of Misery of me.
[the pitcher plants with eyes peeping it, Ellie pauses, sensing something is wrong.]
Ellie: [gasps] Hold on.
Manny: Why? What’s wrong? Peaches?
Ellie: What? No. It's just... I got a funny feeling.
Manny: You're hungry-- low blood sugar! Oh! [seeing a red fruit.] there's some fruit.
Ellie: No! Manny!
Diego: I wouldn't do that if I were you. This isn't exactly your playground.
Manny: [snorts] Like... like I'm really gonna be afraid of a pretty flower. [he grabs the fruit, but vines grabs it.] What?
[another vines grabs Diego's feet, they both looks down.]
[A massive plant comes to life and started consuming Diego and Manny.]
Diego: Bet you didn't see that coming.
[The vines swoops upside down to Manny and Diego, Ellie runs it to seeing the petals closing it.]
Ellie: Manny!
Diego: For the record, I blame you for this.
[Manny and Diego falls on the petals are closing it, screams, appears was the Giant Carnivorous Plant swallows both of them.]
Eddie: Stop eating our friends, plant!
[Crash and Eddie battle cry, and charged at the plant, vines attacks shot from the ground, they both screams, rans away backs in the other directions.]
Ellie: That's it, I'm tearing it up from the roots.
Buck: [off-screen] Do that, [Ellie stops was actually him, onscreen] and it will clamp shut forever.
Ellie: What?
Buck: All right, preggers, don't get your trunk in a knot. I'll have them out of there before they're digested.
Manny: [pops out for the inside] Digested?
[the vine poking down at Manny back inside the plant.]
Buck: They'll be nothing but bones in three minutes. Well, maybe five for the fat one.
Manny: [off-screen] I'm not fat!
[Both inside the Carnivorous plant, but Manny is trying to break free at the Petal]
Diego: I feel... tingly.
Manny: Don't say that when you're pressed up against me.
Diego: Not that kind of tingly.
Manny: [realizes] I-I can feel it too.
[Manny and Diego looks down at the digestive juices begins to rise slowly, cut to outsides, Ellie gasps.]
Manny: Help! Someone help us!
Ellie: Ooh... hurry!
Buck: It's time to get... [camera zooms in] Buck wild.
[Buck races and the vines shot on the ground, climbs up, the vine swoops up flying up in the air, he dived into the plant, but he gets stuck a bit.]
Manny: Who's fat now?
[Buck dived down on Manny, he dived at the bottom swims in digestive juices, he using a knife to cut a flap lump, he opens seeing the red and blue wires, cuts to Manny and Diego is still looks down at digestive juices rising, cuts to on the bottom, Buck grabs the red and blue wires to which one.]
Buck: [in muffled] Hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm? Hmm.
[Bucks drops the blue one, he grabs a knife with his mouth, he cut the red one, the bubbles rushing through the acid juices, Manny and Diego terrified the digestive juices is rising fast and holding his breath, the plant starts to sinking on the ground, Buck is stuck by Manny, with his knife loses a grip, Manny and Diego struggling to the petals. cut to outside with Ellie, Crash and Eddie watches the plant is sinking.]
Ellie: No!
[Cut to inside the plant in digestive juices, Manny, Diego and Buck groans in muffled voice, Buck is reaching with his knife and grabs it with finger nail, he holding on a knife and tries to cut the blue wire, on outside, Crash whimpers, bitting himself with his hand, but he bitting at Eddie's finger, on inside the plant, Buck finally cut the blue wire, cut to outside, Carnivorous plant is stops sinking in shortly, and starts expanding up, but the vines are drops down on the ground, Ellie stepped back to taking cover, the plant explodes, the green goop splashed all over at Crash and Eddie, Manny screams falls on the ground are soak, and Diego fell down on Manny's back on top of him, he catching his breath, Buck gently with a large leaf like a parachute on the ground.]
Buck: [snorts] Tourists.
Crash: [covered in green goop] Barfed on by a plant.
Both: Awesome.
Ellie: Say something.
Manny: Uh... thanks for saving us.
Ellie: Buck, will you help us find the floppy green thing?
Manny: That's not necessary. [Diego fell down on the ground]
Ellie: Yes, it is.
Buck: Hmm. [he turns around walks, put knife down on the ground.] All right, I'll help you, but I got rules. Rule number #1: [camera zooms in] Always listen to Buck. Rule number #2: Stay in the middle of the trail. Rule number #3: [another camera zooms in, in dramatic music.] He who has gas travels at the back of the pack. Come on, then. Chop-chop.
Manny: We should all have our heads examined.
Buck: That's rule number #4. Now, let's go find your friend.
[Sid had passed out after the Mother T rex took him and the babies down to the dinosaur world. When he woke up, he panics, realizing he is still in her mouth.]
Sid: Oh, it's okay. It's okay. Don't worry. We're gonna be fine. Please stop swaying. I'm a little nauseous. [the mother looks around and then puts her babies down] See? She's putting us down...
[The Mother T rex picked up Sid, still mad that he took her babies away.]
Sid: No! I'm too young to be eaten! [gets stuck in momma t rex's nose] Whoa. Nice mucus. And I don't say that to everyone. [momma t rex sneezes out, sid covered in mucus on the tree.] Listen, families get complicated. Maybe we can work something out. I can take them Sunday to Tuesday. Wednesday to Friday? Weekends? It's okay! Momma's okay. If you eat me, it will send a bad message.
[the dinosaur cubs defended Sid]
Sid: Ha! Score one for the sloth!
[Annoyed, Momma turns away, her tails swatting into Sid, causing the sloth to be tangled up on a branch.]
Sid: And the score's all tied up.
Eddie: Do you think the beast will find Sid?
Crash: Or, uh, more importantly, us?
Buck: Rudy? Are you joking? He's relentless. He knows all. Sees all. Eats all. So that's a yes. [Crash points to a scary face] Hey, get off my lawn! Go on. Shoo. [the face, which is really a giant butterfly, flies away] I knew that guy when he was a caterpillar. You know, before he came out.
Diego: So you're just living down here by your wits, all on your own, no responsibilities?
Buck: Not a one! It's incredible. No dependence, no limits, the greatest life a single guy could have.
Diego: [to Manny, about possibly staying] Hear that? This is my kind of place.
Buck: [using a rock like a cell phone] Hello? Yeah, no, no. No, I can't talk right now. Yeah, no, I'm trying to recover a dead sloth. [chuckles] They're following me. I know! They think I'm crazy. [looks at Diego and Manny] No, oh, okay. We're going into the Chasm of Death, I'm-I'm gonna lose you. [whispering]: Yeah, I love you too. Alright, goodbye. Goodbye, goodbye. ["hangs up" and tosses the rock aside] Okay, follow me!
Manny: [to Diego] That's you in three weeks.
[They arrive at the chasm of death.]
Eddie: So, why do they call it the Chasm of Death?
Buck: Well we tried, "Big Smelly Crack," but, uh, that just made everybody giggle.
Manny: Well, now what?
[Buck sliced up a ribcage of a dinosaur.]
Buck: Madame...
Manny: Whoa. She is not doing that.
Buck: B-b-b-buh... Rule number #1. Come on, mammoth. You supposed to have a good memory.
Ellie: Always listen to Buck.
Buck: Now, eyes forward, backs straight... and... oh, yes, breathe in the toxic fumes and you'll probably die.
Ellie: Toxic fumes?
Buck: Just another day in paradise.
Manny: Wait!
[Buck cuts the vine, sending the rib cage falling. Ellie holds her breath.]
Buck: Geronimo!
[When the males looked, they saw that the ribcage is pulled back to them. Ellie has made it to the other side.]
Manny: Ellie, you okay?
Ellie: You have to try this!
Buck: All right, now, pile on, everyone. Couldn't be easier.
[A while later, the ribcage has gotten stuck midway.]
Buck: Don't panic! Just some, uh, technical difficulties. Keep holding it in, boys.
[Manny and Diego exchange worried glances. Meanwhile, Eddie and Crash tried their best to hold their breaths.]
Eddie: [couldn't hold his breath any longer] I can't take it anymore!
Crash: [points to Eddie] He breathed it! [gasps] And now I'm breathing it!
[Crash and Eddie start choking for a few seconds]
Eddie: [in squeaky voice] Hey! We're not dead!
Crash: [also in squeaky voice] You sound ridiculous!
Eddie: Me? You should hear you! [they both start laughing] All right, all right. And a 1, and a 2!
Crash and Eddie: [singing] ♪ Christmas, Christmas time is here. ♪
Manny: [while holding breath] Are you crazy?
[Crash and Eddie giggle, while Diego takes a breath of the gas]
Diego: [in high-pitched voice] It's not poison. Huh? [laughs, Crash and Eddie laugh as well]
Crash: That is so disturbing!
Buck: Stop laughing! All of you!
Crash: [imitating Buck] "Stop laughing! All of you!"
[Crash and Eddie laugh some more, and then shush]
Manny: [in squeaky voice, imitating Buck] "What's rule #1?" [They all laugh while Buck scowls at them]
Ellie: They're just laughing. What's so bad about that?
Buck: [points to the bottom] They DIED LAUGHING!
[Ellie looks down and gasped in horror. There were skeletons, littered on the ground and jaws agape, proving Buck's point of why they should not breathe the toxic gas.]
Ellie: Stop laughing!
Manny: You know what's funny, though? We're trying to save Sid, and now we're all gonna die! [they all laugh hysterically]
Eddie: And I don't even like Sid!
Crash: Who does?! He's an idiot! [they laugh some more]
Diego: Thanks for getting me into this mess. It's the most fun I've had in years!
Manny: [sarcastically] Thank you for deserting the herd! THAT WAS TOTALLY SUPER!
[They laugh get again until they heard a thud. Buck was trying to get the vine fixed while holding his breath. Manny reached up and tickles Buck with his trunk]
Manny: Coochie-coochie-coo!
Buck: Stop that! [gasps, covering his mouth] Don't you see?! [in squeaky voice] We're all gonna die! [everyone laughs, including Buck]
Ellie: [sighs] We gotta do everything, huh?
[She pulls down a tree, bringing the tram down towards her.]
Eddie: Sometimes, I wet my bed!
Crash: That's all right. Sometimes, I wet your bed!
[They all laugh once more until they fall off the tram. Their squeaky voices started to return to normal. Ellie looked at Manny with an annoyed look.]
Manny: [In normal voice] Uh... I'm not sure how much of that you could hear.
Ellie: Oh, I heard all of it.
Manny: Right. Yeah.
Eddie: [In normal voice] You wet my bed?
Crash: [In normal voice] That was gas talk, dude.
Manny: Well, uh, better get moving. [Buck laughs hysterically in the Chasm of Death]
Diego: [In normal voice] Aren't we forgetting something?
Buck: [squeaky voice] Here, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy! [laughs] I'm so lonely.
Sid: Okay. Here you go guys... Mangia, mangia.
[The dino cubs look at the vegetables and groan in disgust, pushing them off the table.]
Sid: Ow! What? You're not gonna eat your vegetables? How are you going to become big and strong, dinosaurs?
[Momma brought in a dead dinosaur, which reveals that the T rex cubs eat meat]
Sid: Oh no. I've raised them vegetarian. It's a healthier lifestyle. [turns the rock around] I mean, look at me. I have the pelt of a much younger sloth. [Momma turns the rock table around back] Excuse me. I'm trying to have a conversation here.
[Momma grabbed the broccoli Sid is holding and threw him into the pond. He got out of the water.]
Sid: No, no, no, no, no, no. That's not for us, kids. It's way too feathery and fleshy and... and alive!
[The dino bird shrieks and hid behind the sloth.]
Sid: No. No, no, no. We do not eat live animals, period. Now go, fly. [tosses the bird and threw it off the cliff] Be free. Little, flightless bird. Uh, my bad.
[Completely annoyed, Momma turns back to find more food]
Sid: Hey, where you going? This is how you resolve conflict? No wonder you're single. [Momma turned back with a giant chicken leg] Oh, come on, am I talking to myself here? I say they're vegetarian, you say, "Grr." I say "Can we talk about this?" You say, "Grr." I don't call that communication. [Momma growls] See, that's your answer to everything.
[A loud roar catches her attention. She motions the babies to get into the jungle]
Sid: Whoa! What are you afraid of? You're the biggest thing on Earth. Aren't you? Hey!
[Buck is talking to himself using three skull puppets]
Buck: [as the First Skull Puppet] "They'll never survive. It's dangerous by day." [as the Second Puppet] "But it's even worse at night." [as the First Puppet] "Plus, their guide is a lunatic." [normal voice] What? [as the Second Puppet] "You mean Buck? Oh, he's wacko!" [normal voice] I am not! [as the First Puppet] "Totally bonkers!" [as the Third Puppet] "And his feet smell." [normal voice] Shut up! [as the Third Puppet] "You shut up." [normal voice] Oh, you little.. [begins to wrestle with the foot puppet]
Manny: [uncomfortably] He's strangling his own foot. Shouldn't we get moving?
Buck: [stops wrestling with the foot puppet; as the Third Puppet] "What? And give Rudy a midnight snack? Not likely." [normal voice] The skull's right. Take a load off, mammals. We'll camp here. Now who's hungry? [as the Third Puppet] "I am." [normal voice] You don't need the calories! There I was, my back against the wall, no way out, perched on a razor's edge of oblivion, staring into the eye of the great white beast.
Crash: Were you killed?
Buck: Sadly, yes. But I lived!
Crash and Eddie: Whew!
Buck: Never had I felt so alive than when I was so close to death. Just before Rudy could suck me down his gullet, I grabbed hold of that gross, pink, fleshy thing that dangles at the back of the throat.
[Crash and Eddie groan in disgust.]
Buck: I hung onto that sucker, and I swung back and forth, and back and forth, and back and forth, and back and forth, and back and forth, and back and forth, until finally, I let go and shot right out of his mouth! I may have lost an eye that day, but I got this!
Eddie: Rudy's tooth!
Eddie: Dang!
Buck: It's like the old saying: "An eye for a tooth, a nose for a chin, a butt for a..." Well, it's an old saying. But, uh, it's not a very good one.
Eddie: You are Super Weasel.
Crash: Ultra Weasel!
Diego: Diesel Weasel! What? He is.
Buck: Now let me tell you about the time I used to sharpen, clam-Shell to turn a T. Rex... into a "T. Rachel.
Both: Yes, master.
Manny: Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's enough fairy tales for one night. Come on, Ellie. You should rest now.
Ellie: [scoffs] Life of the party.
Buck: All right, you guys get some shut-eye, I'll keep watch.
Eddie: Don't worry, Buck, we got this. Nighttime is possum time.
Crash: Yeah, we own the night baby.
Buck: Good night, Rudy.
[Momma placed her babies up in a cave while Sid, being the only one down here is left behind.]
Sid: Wait, wait. What about me? Sleep well, kids. We have a busy day tomorrow. Foraging, hunting. Missing my friends. Probably aren't missing me.
[However, Momma picked Sid up with her tail and puts him in the cave]
Sid: Aw, you're a real softie, you know that?
Ellie: Manny? Crash? Eddie? Manny? What's going on? Are you okay?
Manny: Uh... I'm sorry. I just wanted to keep you safe, and now you're in the most dangerous place in the world.
Ellie: Hey, this isn't your fault. It's bigger than both of us. We have to get Sid.
Manny: Yeah, but If I had been a better friend to him... we wouldn't be here.
Buck: Better friend? Are you plucking my whiskers? You risked your life, your mate and your baby to save your buddy. Not the best husband or father, but a darn good friend.
Buck: Everybody, stop! [sniffs the air] I smell something. [stabs a tuft of fur with his knife, and smells it] It smells like a buzzard's butt fell off. [smells the fur again] And then got sprayed on by a bunch of skunks!
Diego: That's Sid's.
Buck: Mammals, we have ourselves a crime scene! A tuft of plum... half eaten carcass... hunk of... Ugh, no! Broccoli. Here's what I think happened: Dinosaur attacks Sid, Sid fights back with piece of broccoli. Leaving dinosaur... a vegetable.
Diego: Are you nuts? Sid's not violent... or coordinated.
Manny: Yeah and where's the dinosaur?
Buck: All right, all right. Good point. Theory two: Sid is eating broccoli, dinosaur eats Sid, dinosaur steps on broccoli. Leaving broccoli... a vegetable.
Manny: Buck, when exactly did you lose your mind?
Buck: [thinks a moment] Hmm... three months ago. I woke up one morning married to a pineapple! [makes a face] An ugly pineapple! [sighs] But I loved her.
Diego: Uh, Buck? I think you missed a little clue over here. [points to the Plates of Woe]
[Buck and his crew went to the direction]
Buck: Well, your friend might be alive, but not for long. Rudy's closing in.
All: Whoa...
Buck: You got it. The Plates of Woe... or whatever's left of them. Single file everyone. Head for Lava Falls.
Crash: What's that sound?
Buck: It's the wind. It's speaking to us.
Eddie: What's it saying?
Buck: I don't know. I don't speak Wind.
[As they walk on, Ellie stopped and groaned in pain.]
Manny: Ellie?
Ellie: I'm fine. Don-Don't worry about me. I'm just taking my t... [screams]
[The platform that Ellie was on started to move, making her scream.]
Manny: Ellie-- whoa!
Ellie: Manny!
Manny: Get to the ledge!
[Ellie leaps to safety while the others fell down to the bottom.]
Manny: Ellie!
Crash: Ellie, where are you?
Ellie: It's okay! I'm up here!
Manny: Hang on, Ellie! We'll be right there!
Sid: Wait! Sloth down! Wait, wait, wait. Time out! Hold up. Sheesh! You guys are getting fast! Ah, it's not so bad down here. Nice weather, friendly neighbors. Hi, neighbor.
[The herd stopped upon hearing a loud roar.]
Buck: Rudy.
Eddie: [worried] Rudy?
[A loud scream echoed through the canyons.]
Buck: [unfamiliar about the sound] Never heard that kind of dino before.
Manny: That's Sid!
Buck: We'll have to move fast.
Ellie: Manny, pineapples!
Buck: Pineapples?
Manny: She gets cravings.
Ellie: Pomegranates, grapefruits, nectarines.
Diego: She's ordering a fruit cocktail.
Ellie: [to herself] Come on, think. [yelling to Manny] PEACHES!
Manny: [confused] Peaches...? [panicked] Peaches! The baby! W-W-What now?!
Diego: This not good.
Manny: The baby's coming, did you guys hear that?! 'Cause sometimes I imagine it in my head. But I heard...
[when Ellie is going into labor]
Crash: Can you try to hold it in?
Ellie: [off-screen] Can somebody slap him for me?
Eddie: [slaps Crash] Done and done. [dusts off his hands]
Manny: Just sit tight, we're coming!
Buck: There's only one thing to do. Possums, your with me. Manny you take care of Ellie until we get back.
Manny: What? No, you can't leave now. She's off the trail. What about rule number #2?
Buck: Rule number #5 says, you can ignore rule number #2, if there's a female involved... or possibly a cute dog. You know I just make up these rules as I go along.
Manny: Yeah, but, but, but... she's... you have to...
Diego: Manny, it's all right. I got your back.
Buck: Now you're talking. Come on, lads.
Eddie: Take care of our sister, mister.
Crash: No pressure.
Buck: What does that mean, "I've got your back"?. I mean, I'd rather they covered the front. That's where all the good stuff is, isn't it?
Diego: We gotta move.
[As Manny and Diego climb to the top, Ellie sets herself down in a cave.]
Ellie: Whew, okay, all right. It's okay. Daddy's, daddy's coming. I gotta say sweet heart, you really got timing...
Sid: Oh! Whew. Go away! Go away! Shoo! Stranger danger! Stranger danger! Don't worry. It's just lava. Deadly boiling lava!
Buck: Boys! Are you ready for adventure?
Crash and Eddie: Yes, sir!
Buck: For danger?
Crash and Eddie: Yes, sir!
Buck: For death?
Eddie: Uh, can you repeat the question?
[Buck grabs the possum brothers and leapt off the cliff.]
Buck: Jump! Ha-ha!
[The possums scream. Just as they were about to fall to their deaths, a pterodon caught them all.]
Buck: That's right! Come on!
Crash: Have you ever flown one of these before?
Buck: No! First time, actually.
Diego: There she is.
Manny: Ellie!
Ellie: Manny!
[They see the raptors closing in on her.]
Manny: I need to get to her.
Diego: Listen, I'll protect Ellie. You stop those guys.
Manny: But..
Diego: Manny, if they reach her, it'll be to late. You have to trust me.
Manny: Alright, let's do it.
[Diego is celebrating having caught the dinosaur]
Diego: Whoo, my paws are burning baby. They're burning, I gotta tiptoe. Tippy-toe, tippy-toe.
Ellie: Excuse me, twinkle toes. Giving birth here?
Diego: [realizing] Oh, right, sorry. [runs to Ellie] You okay?
Ellie: Am I okay? Do you know anything about childbirth?
Diego: No, not really, but Manny's coming.
[Manny tries to beat those guanlogs]
Ellie: [grunting] Diego, I'm scared. Can I hold your paw?
Diego: Yeah, of course. [Ellie grabs his paw hard] Just go with the pain. [Ellie noticed a raptor coming and screams] It's just a contraction.
Ellie: No! [screams in horror]
Crash: [spotting Sid on the lava river] Look, He's right there!
Buck : Roger.
Eddie: No, Sid!
Buck : I know, Roger.
Crash: Why don't we get Sid first, and then we go back for Roger?
Buck: Uh...Never mind. [whips Roger in almost to save Sid, but the Pterosaur approaches the crew]
[Buck whips Roger in almost to save Sid but the Pterosaur approaches the crew]
Crash: Uh... Buck?!
[Buck gasps and all the Pterosaurs screeching to chase Buck and his crew]
Buck: Yah!
[Buck dodges the Pterosaurs and misses Sid in the lava]
Eddie: No, no, no, Buck, Buck, wait, wait! Sid's that way!
Buck: Tell that to them!
Manny: Bring it on, you chicken headed freaks!
Diego: Don't worry about a thing. You're doing fine. It's going great. Uh, excuse me. Just keep breathing.
Ellie: Diego!
Diego: Just breathe, that's the important thing. [engine-like whooshing]
Buck: Grab that ammo. [both gasp]
Eddie: Bogey, three o' clock.
[whooshing]
[screeches]
[To the defeated pterosaur they've inflated float about like a balloon]
Crash: This is awesome! Light it up! [screeches]
Eddie: Yeah! Hasta la vista, birdie!
Buck: Let's get our sloth!
[Before they can get to Sid, they get hit by a Pterodactyl, making Roger unconscious and fall down.]
Buck: We're hit! We're hit! Mayday! Mayday! We're losing altitude! [pokes the eye to Roger and gives the ropes to Crash and Eddie] Hold these! Oh, it tastes like fish!
Eddie: Okay. That's just weird.
Crash and Eddie: [yelling]
Eddie: I love you, bro!
Crash: I know!
Buck: Snap out of it! Come on! [hits Roger's head] Pull!
Crash and Eddie: [yelling]
Sid: This is the end of Sid, the Sloth. [screams, falling from the lava falls. Pteranodon Roger catches him] [shouts] [Roger roars at him] Help!
Crash: No, Sid! It's me.
Eddie: And me.
Buck: And me!
Sid: I-I don't want to panic anybody, but who's flying this thing?!
[They slammed into the ice that Roger fell. Once they regained flight, Sid saw the baby T rexes calling to him.]
Sid: No, no, wait! Wait! My kids!
[Momma T-Rex arrives while she and her babies watch Sid leave with Roger.]
Sid: I never even got to say goodbye.
Ellie: You can do it. Push! Push!
Diego: I can't do it.
Ellie: Just one more big push.
Diego: You have no idea what I'm going through. [holds off the raptors with a log] Okay, forget I said that. Let's do this together.
[They push the raptors off.]
Manny: I liked you guys better when you were extinct! [knocks the log where the raptors are and climbed to the top.]
Diego: Getting dizzy. [sees Manny climbing up the edge] Manny! Come on, buddy. I think we're getting close.
[Once they got up, they heard a cry of a baby girl. Manny stood up and saw his wife, carrying a small newborn mammoth.]
Manny: She's perfect. I think we should call her Ellie. Little Ellie.
Ellie: I've got a better name... Peaches.
Manny: Peaches?
Ellie: Why not? She's sweet and round and covered with fuzz.
Manny: Peaches. I love it.
Ellie: I saw that, tough guy.
Diego: No, no, that last dino caught my eye with a claw and... All right, so I'm not made of stone.
Sid: Incoming!
Manny: It's Sid!
[Upon seeing Peaches for the first time]
Sid: Oh, It's a boy!
Diego: That's it's tail.
Sid: It's a girl. Oh, hi, sweetheart! Hello, hello. It's Uncle Sid... Yes it is. Oh, you're so beautiful. Oh, she is... She looks just like her mother. Thank goodness. Oh, no offense, Manny, no offense. You're beautiful on the inside.
Manny: It's good to have you back, Sid.
Diego: Never thought I would say this, but... I missed you buddy.
Sid: Oh, I wish my kids were here. You could have been friends.
Eddie: Ellie! Goo, goo, goo.
Crash: I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
Eddie: I didn't.
Buck: I forgot what it was like to be part of a family. What about you? Ever thought about having kids? Hm. All right, mammals. Let's get you home.
Buck: This is it, mammals. Right where you started. This was fun! We could make it a regular thing.
Ellie: I don't know about that.
Buck: Right! Right. Yes, because of all the mortal peril, of course. Oh, well, the Buck stops here.
Manny: We couldn't have done it without you.
Buck: Well obviously. But, good times just the sa... [a gust of wind blows behind him] We're not alone, are we? [red eyes open in the cave; everybody gasps and Buck gets in front of them; Buck smirks] Hello, Rudy.
[The form slowly emerged from the cave, revealing that Rudy is a giant gray Baryonyx.]
Buck: Run! [Rudy goes after the herd, until he hears him] Over here, you colossal fossil! Looking for something? [Rudy licks his lips and realized that Buck's blade is his dino tooth] Why don't you come and get it! To the cave! Go!
Manny: Stay with the baby.
Ellie: We'll be fine. Go.
[The males rush off to help Buck.]
Diego: Wuss.
Buck: Pop goes the weasel! Shoo! Shoo! Come on! Move!
Manny: Diego! Gotcha!
Sid: Through the hole, over the valley. One more loop...
Buck: Come on lads, heave! Better luck next time, snowflake. This isn't gonna hold him long. Let's go!
Sid: Hold up, guys! Way to go, Momzilla! Come here, kids. Well, let me tell you something. You're where you belong now. And I'm sure you're gonna grow up to be giant, horrifying dinosaurs. Just like your mother. And Momma... ...take good care of our kids.
Manny: You were a good parent, Sid.
Sid: Thanks! Can I babysit for you?
Manny: Not a chance.
Sid: Oh, come on, I work cheap.
Manny: Alright, I'll think about it.
Sid: Yes!
Manny: Never happen.
Buck: He's gone. What am I supposed to do now?
Ellie: That's easy. Come with us.
Buck: You mean... up there? Huh. I never thought of going back. I've been down here so long, it feels like up to me. I'm not sure I can fit-in up there anymore.
Diego: So, look at us. We look like a normal herd to you?
Sid: Ow!
Buck: So long, big guy!
Manny: That's our cue. Come on, Peaches.
Buck: He's alive.
Diego: Buck...?
Buck: I... I gotta...
Diego: Yeah.
Buck: Besides... this world should really stay down here. Take care of 'them, Tiger.
Diego: Always listen to Buck.
Sid: We're almost out.
Buck: Rudy!
Manny: Is everybody, okay?
Eddie: Where's Buck?
Diego: Don't worry. He's where he wants to be.
Crash: Is he gonna be okay?
Diego: Are you kidding? Nothing can kill that weasel. It's Rudy I'm worried about.
Manny: I know this baby makes three thing isn't for you. But, well whatever you decide to do...
Diego: I'm not leaving, buddy. Life of adventure... It's right here.
Manny: But, I gotta- I got a whole speech here. I've been working on it. How can I show you that I'm strong and sensitive? Noble, yet caring? Ow. Thanks.
Eddie: Whoa-ho-ho!
Sid: Ah, they grow so fast, huh? Yeah, I mean-- Look at my kids. It seems they were born one day and then gone the next.
Diego: They were, Sid.
Sid: Yeah, it was a lot of work.
Ellie: It's right, sweetheart. Welcome to the Ice Age.
Buck: Yee-haw!
[Scrat danced around the hole, hugging his acorn, while Scratte angrily glares up at him shaking her fist at him. Then as Scrat hold his acorn over the hole, the ice chunk that got shot up with the rocket falls back down on top of it, pushing it back underground and away from Scrat, who watches after it in surprise. Scrat looks up in dismay, then he closes the movie out by pulling his eyelids and letting them fly back in his face, lets out a final loudest scream of frustration and pain]
Scrat: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

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  Feature films     Ice Age  (2002) · The Meltdown  (2006) · Dawn of the Dinosaurs  (2009) · Continental Drift  (2012) · Collision Course  (2016) · The Ice Age Adventures of Buck Wild  (2022)  · Boiling Point  (2027)
  Short films     Gone Nutty  (2002) · No Time for Nuts  (2006) · Surviving Sid  (2008) · Cosmic Scrat-tastrophe  (2015)  
  Television specials     A Mammoth Christmas  (2011) · The Great Egg-Scapade  (2016)  
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