The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

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The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius was a show that ran on Nickelodeon from 2002–2006. The show follows the life of genius kid Jimmy Neutron and his friends and family.

Season 1 Season 2 Season 3
When Pants Attack A Beautiful Mine Attack of the Twonkies
Normal Boy Sorry, Wrong Era Lights! Camera! Danger!
Birth Of A Salesman The Retroville 9 The N Men
Brobot Grumpy Young Men The Tomorrow Boys
The Big Pinch Operation: Rescue Jet Fusion Fundemonium
Granny Baby Nightmare in Retroville Stranded
Time Is Money Monster Hunt Jimmy Goes to College
Raise the Oozy Scab Jimmy for President The League of Villains
I Dream of Jimmy Return of the Nanobots Who's Your Mommy?
Jimmy On Ice Holly Jolly Jimmy Clash of the Cousins
Battle of the Band Love Potion 976/J My Big Fat Spy Wedding
See Jimmy Run Sheen's Brain Crouching Jimmy, Hidden Sheen
Trading Faces Maternotron Knows Best The Incredible Shrinking Town
The Phantom of Retroland Send in the Clones One of Us
My Son, the Hamster The Great Egg Heist Vanishing Act
Hall Monster The Feud The Trouble with Clones
Hypno Birthday to You Out, Darn Spotlight The Evil Beneath
Krunch Time The Junkman Cometh Carl Wheezer, Boy Genius
Substitute Creature Foul Bull Who Framed Jimmy Neutron?
Safety First The Science Fair Affair Flippy
Crime Sheen Investigation Men At Work How to Sink a Sub
Journey to the Center of Carl The Mighty Wheezers Lady Sings The News
Aaughh!! Wilderness!! Billion Dollar Boy King of Mars
Party at Neutron's Win, Lose and Kaboom! El Magnifico
Ultra Sheen Best in Show
Broadcast Blues
Professor Calamitous, I Presume
The Egg-pire Strikes Back
Maximum Hugh
Sleepless in Retroville
Make Room for Daddy-O
Beach Party Mummy

Jimmy Timmy Power Hour Trilogy[edit]

Jimmy Timmy Power Hour[edit]

Timmy: [waiting for the Decimator software to download] 4%? C'MON, DOWNLOAD!! Be patient, Turner. You're a bulgy scientist now. Bulgy scientists require discipline, perseverence, and above all... I'm bored!

Timmy: [using Jimmy's Hypno Beam] You think you're- Mighty Mom!
Judy Neutron: [under hypnosis] Quickly spinning around, Judy Neutron transforms herself into...MIGHTY MOM!!! Super powered hero of domestic order! My hyper domestic senses detect dirt, danger, and dirt! Vacuum cleaner powered flight: activate! Hoosh! [runs off, bumping into something and breaking it and she puffs up] I'll clean that up.

Goddard: [as Decimator; targeting the Purple Flurp Factory] New player; you dare to challenge Decimator? Your future is cancelled!

[Jimmy appears on Goddard's screen, shortly after his revival.]
Timmy: Hey, it's that kid!
Cindy: It's Neutron.
Sheen: [Looks back and forth between Jimmy and Timmy] But I thought that...
Carl: Then you're not...

Timmy: You bought Mr Crocker to Fairy world? What kind of genius are you?
Jimmy: You brought a girl into my lab? What kind of genius are you?
Cindy: Back off him, Nerd-tron! Timmy's already saved the day, and saved your dog, in half the time you would've.
Timmy: Listen, there might be a way to stop Crocker if-
Jimmy: Like I care what you think! As long as my dog's OK, we're done. {shuts off his wristwatch}

[Timmy wishes for himself and Jimmy to go home; they meet up with each other and shake hands.]
Jimmy: Jimmy Neutron, boy genius.
Timmy: Timmy Turner, uh...boy!
Jimmy: Thanks for saving my dog.
Timmy: Thanks for saving my... uh...
Jimmy: Fairy programs?
[Both change back to their usual 2D/3D forms.]
Timmy: Sure, fairy programs. Sorry I was such a jerk.
Jimmy: No problem. We geniuses have to stick together.
Timmy: Uh, between you and me, I'm not really all that smart.
Jimmy: I know, I kind of figured that out when I saw all the F's.
Cindy: [Sticks her head out the Retroville portal and gasps] I'll never forget you, Timmy Turner! Never! Wait for me! WAIT FOR ME!!!
Jimmy: Cindy, I know you've been through a lot the past few hours, but, um... GET OUT OF MY LAB!!!

[Last lines]
Principle Waxaplax: [gasps upon seeing Goddard] Timmy, what an astounding project! You get an "A", and first prize. You're clearly smarter than A.J. or his clones!
Timmy: Thanks, boy genius.
Jimmy: Ah, don't mention it, average kid who no one understands.
Cindy: Is that Timmy? Timmy! Hi! Tell him I said hi!

When Nerds Collide[edit]

Timmy: Oh man, Crocker's right! No girl in the universe would date me! [Stops in front of three girls]
Red-haired girl: Oh, my gosh, It's that boy who talks to inanimate objects! Just smile and back away slowly... [They slink away.]
Timmy: Wait a minute. Girl in this universe?
[He has a series of flashbacks of his time with Cindy.]
Cindy: [In Jimmy's lab] He's so smart! [Walking down a sidewalk] You're so funny! [Saying goodbye] I'll never forget you, Timmy Turner, never!
[End flashbacks.]
Timmy: Duh! I can't believe I forgot her!

Carl and Sheen: Small-headed Jimmy!
Jimmy: Guys, his name's Timmy!
Carl and Sheen: Small-headed Timmy!

Jimmy: Cindy would never go to a dance with a lunkhead like Timmy! Unless he fooled her into thinking he's really smart and really funny...
[He has the same flashbacks that Timmy had.]
Cindy: [In Jimmy's lab] He's so smart! [Walking down a sidewalk] You're so funny!
[End flashbacks.]
[In Dimsdale]
Sheen: Hey, look! I'm totally flat! (Falls on the ground)

[In Retroville]
Timmy: I wish I have a cool rocket like Neutron's
[Everyone stares at him]
Timmy: (hesitating) that I will now invent behind this tree.

Professor Calamitous: [combined with Jorgen, in Retroville] Oh joy! Having a magical collaberator has allowed my to accomplish every item on my new to-do list. I've terroized the inhabitants with prehistoric creatures, imprisoned Jimmy's loved ones in carbonite, and made this sandwich to nourish my strapping new body.
Jorgen: This sandwich is unacceptable! Sourdough is the lowest form of bread.
Professor Calamitous: [sternly] You'll eat it and you'll like it.
Jorgen: This- indignity- will be avenged! [eats sandwich] Mmm, spicy mustard.
Cindy: [thinking Jimmy and Timmy are dead] The two boys I love are gone, and now you'll probably do something to me!
Professor Calamitous: Ah, a gentleman would never harm a lady. Besides, I need you so you can witness this. [poofs up a giant bomb] I call it my Big Bang Bomb! It has an explosion so powerful, it will rip the very fabric of time! The Earth will revert to its original state, allowing me to remake it in my own glorious image. [laughs evilly]
Jorgen: You madman! [pause] Could you please pass the pickle relish?

[Chip Skylark's "My Shiny Teeth and Me" song plays in a multi-dimensinal Friday the 13th dance between Retroville and Dimsdale]
Cindy: I'm having a great time, Neutron.
Jimmy: Me too, Cindy. I'm glad you could spend the dance time with me.
Timmy: Mind if I cut in?
[Timmy pulls Cindy into Dimsdale]
Jimmy: Hey! The upbeat groovy dances were mine!
Dimsdale Libby: I can't belive we're jamming at the first ever multi-dimensinal dance party!
Sheen: (Switches between Retroville and Dimsdale) Yeah, look! I'm flat! I'm bulgy! I'm flat! I'm bulgy!
[Carl whispers in Retroville Wanda's ear. Wanda, shakingly, transforms professor calamitous into Judy Neutron]
Carl:(suavely) Hi, Mrs. Neutron!
Retroville Cosmo: Whoo, yeah!

The Jerkinators[edit]

Jimmy: You're goin' down, Turner!
Timmy: YOU'RE goin' down, Neutron!
Wanda: Actually, you're both goin' down.

Jimmy and Timmy: AHHH! Awesome! AHHH!
Cosmo and Wanda: AHHH! Not awesome! AHHH!

Jimmy: Adapting?
Timmy: Well it won't be easy. Every time we throw something he adapts.

Shirley: [captures Jimmy] You think you're so special; well, what if I took away what makes you so special, like your genius?
Jimmy: And how do you propose to do that?! {drains Jimmy's brainpower away while gripping him with his tentacles}
Shirley: Einstein's Theory of Relativity describes that energy equals mass times times the square root of the speed of light. The p in 'pneumonia' is silent, and all-day soccer rounds last about 22.3 hours. I AM a genius! {hurls Jimmy away}
Jimmy: Well, now you're in for it. I have my tools right here, so I can build something to- {notices a monster trucks ad} Monster Truck Rally! Oh no! My brainpower is almost gone. But who cares? The big trucks is gonna eat the little trucks!

Cindy: [to Shirley] What are going to do with them?
Shirley: Giving them a front row seat to the destruction of both of their universes! [casually] You have two days to live; enjoy yourselves and have a blast! Oh, and here's a portal in case you want to save yourselves and come hang with me. [poofs up a portal to his dimension]
Wanda: Oh no! He's going to destroy everything.
Cosmo: I wanna go home!
A.J.: I want to go back to the 21st Century; where I'll still have 200 years to live.
Sheen: I want to see the monster trucks! The big trucks is gonna eat the little trucks!
Chester: Sorry, dude. That's three days from now. The universe will be gone by then. [Sheen cries out in agony]
Shirley: Oops, almost forgot! [poofs the sign for Dimmsdale into his dimension, and laughs menacingly]

[In Shirley's universe]
Cindy: I got an idea. Carl turn around.
Carl: Why? [Cindy pulls up his underwear and writes on it]
Cindy: Alright we know he is big, we know he has superpowers and we know he has weapons.
Cosmo: And look! There's a smiling sun!
Cindy: All we have to do is get rid all three of those.

[A "Poof" cloud forms in Shirley's universe]
Mr. Turner:Hey, what's going on?
Hugh: I can't move!
[Shirley tips them over like dominoes, spelling "Villans Rulez"]
Shirley: Well, that was anticlimatic. Of course I rule!
Cindy: I can't belive it!
Libby: Nethier do I! He spelled "rules" with a "Z"! What's up with that?

Timmy: [trying to think of a plan to stop Shirley] Can you think of any ideas?
Jimmy: Just two: monkeys make me laugh, and there's probably something in my lab to help us get out of this.
Timmy: Or we could look for something in your lab to get us out of this.
Jimmy: Why didn't I think of that?
Timmy: Because I'm smarter than you.


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