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Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie is an 2002 American Christian CGI-animated musical comedy adventure film produced by Big Idea Productions and released by Artisan Enteraiment through it's F*H*E Pictures label. Written and directed by Phil Vischer and Mike Nawrocki in their feature directorial debuts, it is first of the the two theatrical feature films in the VeggieTales series, a forest wood was before are the characters are in the night with starring is: Bob the Tomato as Phil Vischer Mike Asparagus as Dan Anderson, Laura Carrot as Kristen Blegen, Annie Onion as Shelby Vischer and Junior Asparagus as Lisa Vischer.

Dialogue

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Mike: Laura!
Bob: Ow!
Laura: ( gasps ) My ticket!
Mike: Aah! Quick! Get it!
Bob: The map!
Mike: Sorry!
Bob: Map!

( screams in horror )

Laura: (O.S.) My ticket!
Bob: Do you mind?
Mike: I'm stuck.

( gasps in horror )

Bob: Porcupine!
Mike: Tree! Cabin! Underwear!
Bob: ( laughing nervously ) Well, I'm glad that's over. ( clothesline snapping )
Did you say something? Oh…
Mike: ...dear.

( all screaming )

Bob: Am I in heaven?
Mike: ( sniffing ) It smells like Wisconsin.
Bob: Well, nobody got hurt. Ow!
Mike: Wow! What a shot.
Bob: ( Bob groans ) Hey!
Junior: Hey, what's that?
All: Ooh.
Annie: (O.S.) What's "seafoo"?
Percy Pea: Maybe, it’s like tofu.
Mike: Only saltier.
All: (O.S.) Ahh.

( indistinct chattering )

[Jonah, still dreaming, is tossing in his bunk. Pa Grape calls at him off-screen]
Pa Grape: Jonah! Jonah! Jonah!
Jonah: No! I... I can't hear you!
Pa Grape: Come on, wake up! We've got trouble!
Jonah: What? What's happening?
Pa Grape: We're in a storm! Like I've never seen before! If we don't do something quick, we're gonna sink!
Khalil: We seem to have sprung a leak, traveling buddy!
Pa Grape: Huh? Hey! What are you doing here? Didn't I tell you to get off my ship, you lousy leaf-eater?
Khalil: Well, yes. But you see, my new friend and I are going to Tarshish to break the back of the camel thieves! [Pa Grape turns to Jonah, who rolls his eyes] Crime-fighting runs very deep in my family.
Pa Grape: Why, if it wasn't for this storm, I'd make you walk the plank. And you! How can you sleep at a time like this?!
Jonah: What's going on?
Pa Grape: I'll tell you what's going on! We're all gonna be fish food if I don't get some help!
Jonah: Well, what can we do?
Pa Grape: Oh! Get up and pray to your God! Maybe He'll have mercy on us and spare our lives! [falls over] Oy! Somebody up there must be really upset with somebody down here! Wait a minute. That's it! All right you two, follow me!
Jonah: All right, I admit it, it's my fault, all my fault! I'm the one to blame!
Pa Grape: But, I...the worm...
Jonah: I'm a Hebrew, and I worship the Lord, the God of Heaven, who made the sea and the land, and I'm running away from Him! He told me to go to Nineveh, but I didn't listen! You know, I don't like those people...
Mr. Lunt: Ooh, fish-slappers.
Jonah: Yes, so I ran. I ran and I ended up here, and now everyone's in terrible danger all because of me! I'm afraid the only thing left is to be thrown into the sea!
Larry: Aw, you don't have to do that. We got a plank! You can just walk off!
Jonah: ...yes, thank you, you're too kind.
Bob: [confused] Wait a minute. It's over?!
Pa Grape: Yup.
Bob: That's how it ends?
Pa Grape: Yup.
Junior: But what did Jonah learn?
Mr. Lunt: The question, my friends, is not "what did Jonah learn". The question is — what did you learn?

Voice Cast

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