Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie
Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie Provider: NBC Universal is a 2002 computer-animated Christian musical comedy adventure film in which when the singing Veggies encounter some car trouble, they are stranded at an old rundown seafood joint, where nothing is quite as it seems.
- Directed and written by Phil Vischer and Mike Nawrocki.
Annie Onion
[edit]- May I please use the bathroom?
- [worried] The Pirates! [Junior: Oh, Annie, there's no such thing has the pirates.]
Dialogue
[edit]- Laura: My ticket!
- (The ticket lands on the side of the road. Cuts back to the veggies in the van. An annoyed Bob tries to get Mike out of his way.)
- Bob: Do you mind?!
- Mike: (his guitar is stuck in the steering wheel) I'm stuck! (Mike tries to pull the guitar out the steering wheel, but accidentally rips the wheel off the dashboard. Bob gasps in horror. Mike frantically shakes his guitar to try to get the wheel off of his guitar. The Veggies all crying out in fear as the van swerves all around the road. Meanwhile, in the forest, a mother porcupine is walking with her two babies. Cut back to the van, which is still driving like crazy.)
- Bob: A porcupine!
- Mike: [?] Tree! [Bob steers right towards a cabin] Cabin! [Bob steers left towards a clothesline] Underwear!
- Bob: (chuckles) Well, I'm glad that's over. [line snaps. Bob turns to Mike] Did you say something? [Mike shakes his head. Another line snaps] Oh...
- Mike: Dear! [Three more lines snap and the van continues down the hill towards the river and Veggies screams and bumped with the tree stump and two airbags]
- Bob: Am I in heaven?
- Mike: (sniffs) It smells like… Wisconsin.
- (Everyone jumps out of the car)
- Bob: Well, nobody got hurt. [A quill comes out of nowhere and hits Bob in the behind] Ahh!
- (The porcupines look down happily.)
- Mike: Wow! What a shot! [Bob groans]
- Junior: Hey, what's that? (They all notice a restaurant that read SEAFOOD with the letter D light out.)
- All: Ooh.
- Annie: What's seafoo?
- Percy Pea: Maybe it’s like Tofu.
- Mike: Only saltier.
- (The D lights up.)
- All: (O.S.) Ahh.
- Laura: Hmph! I'm coming with you, Mr. Bob.
- [Jonah, still dreaming, is tossing in his bunk. Pa Grape calls at him off-screen]
- Pa Grape: Jonah! Jonah! Jonah!
- Jonah: No! I... I can't hear you!
- Pa Grape: Come on, wake up! We've got trouble!
- Jonah: What? What's happening?
- Pa Grape: We're in a storm! Like I've never seen before! If we don't do something quick, we're gonna sink!
- Khalil: We seem to have sprung a leak, traveling buddy!
- Pa Grape: Huh? Hey! What are you doing here?! Didn't I tell you to get off my ship, you lousy leaf-eater?
- Khalil: Well, yes. But you see, my new friend and I are going to Tarshish to break the back of the camel thieves! [Pa Grape turns to Jonah, who rolls his eyes] Crime-fighting runs very deep in my family.
- Pa Grape: Why, if it wasn't for this storm, I'd make you walk the plank. And you! How can you sleep at a time like this?!
- Jonah: What's going on?!
- Pa Grape: I'll tell you what's goin' on! We're all gonna be fish food if I don't get some help!
- Jonah: Well, what can we do?
- Pa Grape: Oh! Get up and pray to your God! Maybe He'll have mercy on us and spare our lives! [falls over] Oy! Somebody up there must be really upset with somebody down here! Wait a minute. That's it! All right you 2, follow me!
- Jonah (Archibald Asparagus): ["God's Not Dead (Like A Lion)" by The Newsboys playing music; to Khalil the Caterpillar] ?
- Michael Tait: Let love explode and bring the dead to life
- Pa Sour Grape: [back in the present day] The end. [closes the slider door and the Veggie Kids are disappointedly with the anticlimaticalliers endingly, includes Mike Asparagus and Bob the Red Tomato]
- Michael Tait: A love song bolt to seek a revoltion somehow
- Robert Bobster: [confusedly; to Mike Asparagus] Wait a minute. It's over?
- Pa Sour Grape: Yep.
- Robert Bobster: That's how it ends?
- Pa Sour Grape: Yup.
- Junior Asparagus: But what did Jonah learn?
- Michael Tait: Let love explode and bring the dead to life
- Mr. Lunt: The question, my friends, is not "what did Jonah learn". The question is — what did you learn?
- Michael Tait: A love some bold to bring a revoltion somehow
Now I'm lost in Your freedom - Junior Asparagus: [to The Pirates] Well, I learned that we need help people need help. ?
Voice Cast
[edit]- Phil Vischer – Archibald Asparagus/Jonah/Twippo, Grandpa George (Cameo), Mr. Lunt, Annie's Dad Onion, Bobster the Tomato, Phillipe Pea, Scallion #1, Benny the Dog, Phil Carrot, Percy Pea, Jimmy Gourd (Cameo), Mr. Nezzer, Pa Sour Grape, Cockney Pea #2, Percy's Dad Pea, Tom Grape, King Twistomer, Lenny Carrot, Phillipe's Dad
- Mike Nawrocki – Larry the Cucumber, Scallion #2, Jean Claude Pea, Bob's Dad Tomato, Cockney Pea #1, Ari Brigotti Asparagus, Self-Help Tape Voice, Henry Potato, Jerry Gourd, Whooping BBQ Pea, Bacon Bill
- Ally Nawrocki – Lisa Asparagus
- Dan Anderson – Mike Asparagus, Larry's Dad Cucumber, Percival Grape
- Maggie Roberts – Rosie Grape
- Mike Sage – Scallion #3, Joe Yellow Tomato, Mayor the Cat
- Kristin Blegen – Laura Carrot, Ma Sour Grape, Savannah Pea
- Tim Hodge – Khalil the Caterpillar
- Jim Poole – Scooter Carrot/Angus, Li'l Pea
- Shelby Vischer – Annie Onion, Callie Flower, Grandma Gourd, Jean-Claude's Mom, Larry's Mom Cucumber, Jennifer Grape
- Lisa Vischer – Junior Asparagus, Baby Lou Carrot, Bob's Mom Tomato, Carol Carrot, Annie's Mom Onion, Percy's Mom Pea
- G. Bock – Townsperson, Lovey Asparagus
- Ron Smith – City Official, Crazed Jopponian
- Megan Murphy – Ermie Asparagus, Madame Blueberry
Music (2002, 2025)
[edit]- Billy Joe McGuffrey — Mike Asparagus and Veggie Kids (2002)
- The Bald Bunny Song — Percy Pea (2002)
- Steak and Shrimp — Phillipe and Jean-Claude (2002)
- The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything (Slo Piratz) — The Pirates (1997)
- The Message of the Lord — Archibald Asparagus & Chorus (2002)
- It Cannot Be — Archibald Asparagus (2002)
- Mercy Is A Song — Matthew West (2017, 2025)
- Second Chances — Anointed (2002)
- God's Not Dead (Like A Lion) — Newsboys (2011, 2025) (Michael Tait and Kevin Max)
- Jonah Was a Prophet — Archibald Asparagus and The Pirates (2002)
- In The Belly of the Whale — Newsboys (2002) (Steve Taylor and Peter Furler)
- Credits Song — The Pirates (2002)
