The Lego Movie

The Lego Movie is a 2014 animated adventure comedy film about an ordinary LEGO construction worker, thought to be the prophesized "special", who is recruited to join a quest to stop an evil diabolical tyrant from gluing the LEGO universe into his own selfish vision of perfection.

Directed and written by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller. Story by Dan Hageman, Kevin Hageman, Phil Lord and Christopher Miller.

The story of a nobody who saved everybody.  (taglines)

Emmet

• Step $1$: Breathe ( breathes deeply )
• Step $2$: Greet the Day, Smile and Say
• Step $3$: Exercise
• Step $4$: Shower
• Number $5:$ Save the face
• Number $6:$ Brush your teeth
• Number $7:$ Comb the hair
• Number $8:$ Wear clothes
• Step $9$: Eat complete breakfast
• WHAT?!
• Man, I feel so good right now! I can sing this song for hours!
• Pow pow! Bullet bullet! Gun!
• See you later, alligator..

Dialogue

[first lines; The following logos are Universal Pictures/Warner Bros. Pictures/Warner Animation Group and Village Roadshow Pictures in the Lego variation; the camera shows a lava appears, revealing it was a lava world; deep within the Lego mountain, Vitruvius is guarding something when he senses someone approaching.]

Vitruvius: He's coming... Cover your butt. [cut to two knights guarding the door]

Knight: Cover the what? [Lord Business bursts in, knocking the door two guards off the bridge]

Lord Business: [laughs evilly, removed his Jim Carrey mask as the camera zooms into him] Vitruvius! [cut to Vitruvius as the camera also zooms into him]

Vitruvius: Lord Business. [cut to Lord Business as extends his legs and Vitruvius]

Lord Business: You've hidden the Kragle well, old man. [cuts to Lord Business] Robots, destroy him!

Robot: [monotone] Yes, Lord Business. [the robots marched in; cuts to Vitruvius]

Vitruvius: [he summons bats to attack Lord Business] Your robots are no match for a Master Builder, for I see everything! [a red laser pointer shoots at Vitruvius, blinding him] My eyes! Ow!

Lord Business: [after knocking down Vitruvius, Lord Business goes over to the Kragle] The Kragle, the most powerful super weapon is mine. [He opens the case. We see something glowing] Oh, the Kragle! [laughs evilly as his horns shoot fire] Now my evil power will be unlimited! Can you feel me?!

Robot: I can feel you. [his robots start carrying the Kragle away]

Lord Business: WHOO! Nothing's gonna stop me now!

Vitruvius: Wait, there's a prophecy.

Lord Business: Oh, now there's a prophecy.

Vitruvius: About the Piece of Resistance.

Lord Business: [he turns to Vitruvius] Oh, yes, the supposed missing Piece of Resistance that can somehow magically disarm the Kragle, gimme a break! [Vitruvius rises and turns to face Lord Business, suddenly, his eyes shine brightly]

Vitruvius: [as he tells the prophecy, his glowing eyes visions of the Lego brick; a Lego minifigure; and the minifigure falls down into strange world] One day a talented lass or fellow, a Special one with face of yellow, will make the Piece of Resistance found from its hiding refuge underground, and with a noble army at the helm, this Master Builder will thwart the Kragle and save the realm, and be the greatest, most interesting, most important person of all times, all this is true, because it rhymes.

Lord Business: [sarcastically] Oh, wow, that was a great, inspiring legend... that you made up. [Business kicks Vitruvius off the ledge with his giant robot leg]

Vitruvius: Ahhhhhh!

Lord Business: A special one? What a bunch of hippy-dippy baloney!

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[the words 8½ years later… appear on screen]

[the scene cuts to a man named Emmet Brickowski waking up in his apartment and turns off his alarm clock; cut to his bedroom view; he gets out bed, yawns and stretches, and walks through to his living room as the camera pans left]

Emmet Brickowski: Good morning, apartment! Good morning, doorway! Good morning, clock. Good morning, wall. Good morning, ceiling. Good morning, floor! Ready to start the day! [cuts to the row of bookshelf; he looks for it and grabs a book from a shelf] Ah, here it is! [cuts to a close-up instruction book; he reads the front cover manual] The instructions to fit in, have everybody like you, and always be happy! Step one; breathe. [cuts to Emmet inhales and exhales deeply] Okay, got that one down. [cuts to the page of instruction book] Step two; greet the day, smile and say... [cut to exterior apartment; all the Lego citizens opening their windows and yelling]

LEGO® Citizens: Good morning, city! [the citizens all say, "Good morning, city!"; camera zooms out to show the city]

Citizen: Good morning, city! Top of the morning to you, city! [cuts to Emmet continuing with the instructions from the manual]

Emmet: Step three; exercise. Jumping jacks, hit 'em! [he start jumping on the spot] One! Two! Three! I am so pumped up! [cuts to the page of instruction book] Step four; shower. [cuts to Emmet gets in the shower and starts washing himself] And always be sure to keep the soap out of your--- ahhh! [he screams as the soap gets into his eyes; cuts Emmet standing in front of the bathroom mirror shaving] Shave your face, brush your teeth. Comb your hair. [he laughs to himself as he brushes his hair; cuts to the page of instruction book] Wear clothes. [cuts to Emmet walking out of his apartment naked until he realizes] Oop! Almost forgot that one! [he turns back into his apartment; cut to his bedroom quickly trying on different outfits] No. No. Uh-uh. No. Not that. Wrong. [he finally wears his construction uniform] And that's it, check. [cuts to kitchen, where Emmet is making breakfast] Step 10: eat the instructions. [Emmet rips and eats the instructions off-screen] Step 11: eat a complete breakfast with all the special people in your life. [cut to him sitting in his living room eating his breakfast alone, he turns to his plant] Hey, Planty! What do you want to do this morning? Watch TV? Me too! [he turns on the television; cuts to the front TV showing President Business giving a presentation]

President Business: Hi, I'm President Business, president of the Octan Corporation and the World. Let's all take extra care to follow the instructions... [whispers into microphone] ...or you'll be put to sleep. [shouting] And DON'T forget Taco Tuesday's comin' next week! [mariachi band shows up and confetti falls down as they celebrating and dancing] That's the day every rule-following citizen gets a free taco and my love! Have a great day, everybody! [cut to Emmet]

Emmet: You have a great day, too, President Business. Man, he's such a cool guy. I always wanna hear more of... wait! Did he say “put to sleep”?! [suddenly, Emmet gets distracted by the TV showing a promo of a sitcom]

TV Presenter: Tonight on "Where are my Pants?"

Actor on TV Show: Honey? Where are my pants? [he steps out showing that he's not wearing any pants and we hear canned laughter; cut to Emmet laughs hard at this and falls of the couch]

Emmet: What was I just thinking? I don't care. [scene cuts to the page of instruction book] Step 12: Greet your neighbors. [camera pans right to Emmet’s neighbors walk by] Hey Joe.

Plumber Joe: Hey, pal!

Emmet: [dodges a pipe] Whoa ho ho! Hey Surfer Dave.

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Emmet: Step 13: Enjoy popular music.

Radio DJ: [he turns on the radio] Top of the charts again, it's “Everything Is Awesome”.

Emmet: Oh, my gosh! I love this song! [Everything Is Awesome starts playing] Always use the turn signal, park between the lines. [Emmet and everyone else parks in exactly the same way] Yes! Drop off dry cleaning before noon, read the headlines, don't forget to smile. [waves and smiles to everyone as he walks down the street]

Paper Boy: Paper!

Emmet: Always root for the local sports team. [a train full of passengers appears]

LEGO® Citizens: Go, SPORTS TEAM!

Emmet: Always return a compliment. [to the male Lego citizen stepping out of the coffee shop] Hey, you look nice!

LEGO® Citizens: [turn to Emmet] So do you!

Emmet: Drink overpriced coffee! [inside the coffee shop he buys a coffee]

Larry The Barista: Here you go, that's $37. [Emmet looks at him for a moment before replying with excitement]

Emmet: [Laughing] Awesome! [Emmet walks to work with his overpriced coffee following the line of all the other construction workers doing exactly the same]

Construction Worker: Did you see Where are my Pants? last night? [everyone laughs and replies at the same time]

Emmet: [chuckles] Classic episode!

Foreman: [“Everything Is Awesome" continues to play in the background as the Lego construction workers get into position] Instructions coming in from central. Okay, it says here that anything that's weird then blow it up! [the workers start blowing up the buildings] All right, Cylinder-Heads, let's make it look exactly like it does in the instructions!

Construction Worker #1: Hey, buddy! I need one-by-two keyhole!

Emmet: No problem, Michael.

Construction Worker #2: Two-by-two macaroni over here.

Emmet: Two-by-two macaroni flying in! Here's one, Mel.

Construction Worker #3: Guys, got a one-by-one with an indented stud on one side!

Foreman: Cheese, look, cheese slopes, come on, everybody!

Emmet: Roger that, Roger.

Construction Worker #4: Look alive, coming at you.

Construction Worker #5: Can I get a couple LURPs over here?

Emmet: Thanks, Gail.

Construction Worker #6: Guys, watch me drill this down.

[everyone cheers]

Construction Workers: [they all start singing along to "Everything Is Awesome".]

Emmet: Man, I feel so good right now! I can sing this song for hours!

French Narrator: 5 hours later…

[everyone at the construction site is still singing "Everything Is Awesome" and it's finally coming to the end of the day]

Barry: When you're part of a team! [an explosion occurs, and everyone cheers] Yeah, I'm gonna the sports bar after work tonight, who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get [Gail laughs] CRAZY?! [as the other constructions workers start to leave together, Emmet is left behind and tries to get their attention]

Emmet: Chicken wings? I love chicken wings!

Construction Worker #6: Hey, who wants to share a croissant with this guy?

Emmet: Croissants? I love croissants!

Construction Worker #7: Oh, yeah! I sure do love giant sausages!

Emmet: Giant sausages?! No way! [nobody pays Emmet any attention as he tries to join them] You know what I love to do? Is share a meal with the special people in my life. Fred, Barry, Gail, me and you...? [Emmet runs into a construction post and falls. A gust of wind blows his instructions away] Ah, no guys, wait up! Okay, I'll meet you there! [Emmet chases after his instruction manual as the wind continues to carry it off] Oh, where did it go? [he finds the manual lying on some Lego rubble] Oh, there you are. [Emmet laughs, relieved, as he retrieves the manual and turns to leave but stops when he hears a whoosh] I think I heard a whoosh.

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Voice: Hey...

Emmet: What is that?

Voice: Come here…

Emmet: What do I do? I don’t have my instructions!

Voice: Touch the Piece…

Emmet: I feel like maybe I should touch that.

Voice: It's so interesting... Touch the Piece... Touch the Piece... It's so interesting... Touch the Piece... [Emmet gets up and starts walking over to the giant block]

Emmet: Uh... [becomes completely transfixed and steps over his instruction manual]

Voice: Touch the--

[he slowly extends his hand, touches the block, and gets several visions, which include Vitruvius reciting the Piece of Resistance prophecy.]

Vitruvius: A Special one with face of yellow... [Emmet falls, screaming] ...will make the Piece of Resistance found from its hiding refuge underground... [Emmet is still falling] ...this Master Builder... [cat meows] ...will thwart the Kragle and save the realm...

Wyldstyle: Come on, everyone, protect the Special!

Vitruvius: [Emmet then passes out] ...the Special has arisen.

Boy: It's your turn to be the hero.

Bad Cop: [as Emmet slowly wakes, he hears Bad Cop's voice] Wake up.

Emmet: [waked up] Ugh...

Bad Cop: Come on, wake up! Where are the Master Builders?! How did you find the Piece of Resistance?! Eh?! Where are the others hiding?

Emmet: [Emmet hears a voice interrogating him as he opens his eyes] [in normal voice] Good morning, apartment...?

Bad Cop: [in normal voice] Wake up! [shines a light onto Emmet, making him immediately awake]

Emmet: Aah!

Bad Cop: How did you find the Piece of Resistance?!

Emmet: The Piece of what?

Bad Cop: The Piece of Resistance. [Bad Cop knocks a chair aside in anger. We see Emmet is being held in an interrogation room with his hands shackled to a chair]

Emmet: I-I-I don't-where am I? What's happening?!

Bad Cop: What's happening? Playing dumb, Master Builder.

Emmet: No, I... "Master Builder"?

Bad Cop: Oh, so you've never heard of the prophecy?

Emmet: No, I...

Bad Cop: Or the Special?

Emmet: No! No, I...

Bad Cop: You're a liar! We'll kill ya. [Bad Cop backflips and starts to kick and wrestle a chair.]

Emmet: Look, um... [Bad Cop chuckles] I watch a lot of cop shows on TV. Isn't there supposed to also be a--? Isn't there supposed to be a Good Cop?! [Emmet ducks as Bad Cop throws the chair to the wall]

Bad Cop: Oh, yes. But we're not done yet. [he switches his head to the cheerful, friendly Good Cop.]

Good Cop: Hi, buddy! I'm your friendly neighborhood police officer! Would you like a glass of water?

Emmet: Yeah, actually-

Bad Cop: [switches back to his bad face] Too bad. [smacks the glass away] Security cameras picked up this. [grunts] BOOM! You were found at the construction site convulsing with a strange piece.

Emmet: That's disgusting!

Bad Cop: Then why is it permanently stuck to your back?!

Emmet: [peers back with the blue cap, sees that The Piece of Resistance is glued onto his back with a blue cap, and screams in alarm] Aah! Aah! Get it off me! It won't come off, it's chasing me! Look, it's not my fault! I have no idea how this thing got on my back!

Good Cop: Of course, buddy. I believe you.

Emmet: Great! [suddenly, Bad Cop appears beside Emmet, making him scream.] Ah!

Bad Cop: I "believe" you, too. You see the quotations I'm making with my claw hands? It means I don't believe you. Why else would you show up with that thing on your back just three days before President Business is going to use the Kragle to end the world?

Emmet: President Business is gonna end the world? But he's such a good guy. And Octan, they make good stuff: [flashback books] Music, dairy products, coffee, TV shows, surveillance systems, all history books, voting machines... [flashback ends] ...Wait a minute.

Bad Cop: C'mon, you can't be this stupid.

Emmet: Look, c'mon, that is a misunderstanding, I'm just a regular, normal, ordinary guy, and I'm late to meet my best friends in the whole world, and they're probably missin' me right now, they're probably out looking around! "Hey, where's Emmet? Hey, where's my best friend Emmet?" And you know what? Ask all my friends, they'll tell you.

Bad Cop: Oh, we asked them alright. Boom! [he turns on the TV monitor which shows Emmet's construction work colleagues being interviewed about Emmet]

Frank: That guy's not a criminal mastermind.

Emmet: See!

Jim: Yeah, he's kind of your average, normal, kind of guy.

Emmet: Thank you.

Jim: But you know, he's just... he's just like normal like us. Yeah, he... he's just that special.

Gail: Wait I'm so confused. Who are we talking about?

[Emmet's smile starts to disappear; Gail looks at the photo of Emmet being shown to her]

Gail: Wait, does he work with us?

Emmet: Gail doesn't remember me?

Barry: Look at Randy here, he likes sausage. That's something. Gail is perky, that's something. :Harry: ...well!

Frank: When you say Harry, I go... a-ha ha ha ha ha ha ha When you say the other guy, I go... [he just looks into the camera showing no emotion, Emmet, now looking really upset, continues to watch his friends being interviewed]

Surfer Dave: I know that guy, but I know like zippy-zap about him.

Emmet: We just talked earlier.

Frank: And I mean, only does he is say yes to everything everybody else is doing.

[Larry the Barista guy is being interviewed]

Larry The Barista: You know, I've got him like over the little bit of a...blank slate, I guess. [he talks to a customer] That'll be forty-two $42 dollars, please.

Barry: We all have something that makes us something, and Emmet is...nothing.

[The video stops. Emmet looks devastated; to Bad Cop]

Emmet: There you go. I told you I wasn't a nobody.

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Wyldstyle: Oh, no. [Emmet and Wyldstyle enter the secret tunnel that closes, which causes the police cars and helicopter to crash and burn up]

Bad Cop: Darn, darn, darn, darny, DARN!

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Lord Business: Although, you did let the Piece of Resistance go. The one thing that can ruin my plans, the one thing that I asked you to take care of! [Lord Business comes over to Bad Cop and puts one arm around his shoulder] That's super frustrating, it makes me just wanna pick up whoever's standing closet to me and just... THROW THEM THROUGH THIS WINDOW, AND OUT INTO THE INFINITE ABYSS OF NOTHINGNESS! [camera pans down to show the abyss going to a different world, then returns to the two. He picks up Bad Cop, takes him to the large glass window, and bangs his head against it] I wanna do it so bad!

Bad Cop: I know you do, sir. But please! Please, don't.

Lord Business: [as he throws Bad Cop aside] And it's not just you, Bad Cop, that keeps messing up my plans. People everywhere are always messing with my stuff. But I have a way to fix that. A way to keep things exactly the way they are supposed to be permanently. [he turns on his TV monitor which shows his robots carrying the box containing the Kragle] Behold the most powerful weapon of all the relics: THE KRAZY, RASCALLY, ASSISTANT, GLUE, LOCKER, ERASER!!! OTHERWISE KNOWN AS... [his robots open the box containing the Kragle and take it out] THE KRAGLE! IT WILL DESTROY THEM ALL, FOREVER! [we see the Kragle is in fact an old tube of Krazy Glue. Bad Cop gasps] As you can see, they're loading the Kragle in a big machine upstairs while sucking up apples and trees. I can also call it: The "Tentacle Arm Kragle Outside Sprayer", or TAKOS! The "S" is silent. So, on Taco Tuesday, it's going to spray the Kragle over everyone and everything with a bunch of super scary nozzles, like this one. [the tentacle reaches out and comes over to Bad Cop] I'll show you how it works.

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Emmet: [Vitruvius goes over to Emmet and puts his hands against Emmet's head] What are you doing? [Vitruvius pulls off Emmet's hair revealing his Lego head]

Vitruvius: We are entering your mind.

Emmet: WHAT?!

Vitruvius: ...to prove that you have the unlocked potential to be a Master Builder. [starts chanting in a magical language; Vitruvius and Wyldstyle start bowing and moving around Emmet until finally we see all of them in Emmet's mind which is a vast empty space]

Whoa, are we inside my brain right now? It's big. I must be smart.

Emmet: Whoa, are we inside my brain right now? It's big. I must be smart.

Wyldstyle: Mm-Hmmm.

Vitruvius: I'm not hearin' a lot of activity here.

Wyldstyle: I don't think he's ever had an original thought in his life.

Emmet: [chuckles] That's not true. For instance, one time I wanted to have a bunch of my friends over to watch TV. [a TV forms behind him] Not unlike this TV that just showed up magically. And not everybody could fit on my one couch. [a couch forms behind him] And I thought to myself, well, what if there's such a thing as a bunk bed, but as a couch? [the couch forms into a double decker couch] Introducing the Double Decker Couch. So everyone could watch TV, together, and be buddies! [dead silence]

Wyldstyle: That's literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Vitruvius: Please, Wyldstyle. Let me handle this. [to Emmet] That idea is just the worst.

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Vitruvius: [as they float around Emmet's empty mind] There must be something around here that proves his potential. If The Man Upstairs chose him to the Special, there must be a reason.

Emmet: Who's The Man Upstairs?

Wyldstyle: See? He doesn't even know about The Man Upstairs.

Emmet: Does he have super gross hands that look like they're made out of big pink sausages, like eagle talons mixed with squid? [suddenly, they turn to see Emmet being raised up on a large human-like hand]

Wyldstyle: Wait. You've seen the...? [Emmet turns and notices he's standing on a large hand]

Emmet: Wow! That's what I was just thinking about!

Wyldstyle: How did you...?

Emmet: I had this weird dream when I touched the Piece. Well, I... I mean I wasn't asleep, so it wasn't really dream...

Vitruvius: Emmet, you had a vision.

Emmet: I did?

Vitruvius: Master Builders spend years training themselves to clear their minds enough to have even a fleeting glimpse of The Man Upstairs. And yet, your mind is already so prodigiously empty that there is nothing in it to clear away in the first place. With proper training you could become a great Master Builder.

Emmet: I could?

Vitruvius: The prophecy chose you, Emmet.

Emmet: But I can't do any of the stuff that the prophecy says I'm supposed to do.

Vitruvius: All you have to do is to believe, then you will see everything. Are you ready, my son?

Emmet: Yes, I am. I think.

Vitruvius: Then, we haven't a moment to lose. We must assemble the Master Builders.

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Emmet: Uh, is this Cloud Cuckoo Land? I don't see any clouds or cuckoos.

Vitruvius: No, no. This is Middle Zealand. A wondrous land full of knights, castles, muttons, torture weapons, poverty, leeches, illiteracy, and um...

Emmet: DRAGON! [the Batwing dives as a dragon swoops down]

Vitruvius: Yeah, that too. [Batman transforms the Batwing into the Batmobile, lands the car into a forest area and drives through the woods] Once we arrive in Cloud Cuckoo Land, we'll raise an army of Master Builders...

Batman: Yeah, yeah, anyway. You guys gotta check out these new subwoofers I installed in the back, I call them The Dogs. Listen to them bark! [Batman turns on his stereo, sending heavy metal blasting through the Batmobile, making Emmet and Vitruvius bounce in the back]

Emmet: Aaah! Can you turn that down a little bit?!

Batman: This is a song I wrote for Wyldstyle! [Wyldstyle smiles at Batman before singing with the song, we hear Batman's voice as he sings to the heavy metal music] Darkness! [to Emmet and Vitruvius] It's about how I'm an orphan! [the song continues] No parents!

Wyldstyle: [Wyldstyle turns to Emmet] This is real music, Emmet. Batman's a true artist. Dark, brooding.

Emmet: Well, I'm dark and brooding too! [Emmet gasps, suddenly he notices something ahead] Look, a rainbow! [as they reach the rainbow]

Vitruvius: So, you're gonna drive up the curved part, take it all the way to the top and park the car. [the Batmoblie stops, Batman drives up the rainbow and stops the car at the very top] Friends, welcome to Cloud Cuckoo Land. [an angelic chord plays as the camera pans down to the group standing in front of a rather large cloud, the rainbow disappears, and they are surrounded by clouds] Now, I just need to give the secret knock. [he turns and knocks once with his scepter on the cloud door, after a short pause the door bursts open and as they enter inside they hear music being played and everyone is happy and dancing around.]

Emmet: I'm not sure about this place and what I am supposed to do.

Hi! I am Princess Unikitty!

Unikitty: Hi! I am Princess Unikitty, and I welcome you all to Cloud Cuckoo Land, presented by Pikwik Pack!

[Everyone cheers]

Emmet: But there are no signs or anything! How can people know what not to do?

Unikitty: Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules! There's no government, no babysitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind.

Wyldstyle: You just said the word, "no", like a million times.

Unikitty: And there's also no consistency.

Batman: I hate this place.

Unikitty: All ideas are the good ones, except the not-so-good ideas. Those that push down deep inside where you'll never, ever, ever, [angry tone] EVER... [normal tone] find them! Your fellow Master Builders are gathered in the Dog!

Emmet: The what?

French Narrator: Meanwhile, at the dog...

Emmet: [Emmet gasps] Is that Superman?

Statue of Liberty: Bonjour.

Superman: Girl, what are you doing right now?

Green Lantern: [appears from behind Emmet] Hey, Superman!

Superman: Oh, hey... Hey, what's up?

Green Lantern: [fixing his mask] Lantern. Green Lantern.

Superman: Yeah, yeah.

Green Lantern: Do you wanna sit together at the meeting?

Superman: Uh, I have to, I have to go back to Krypton. [Superman quickly flies off]

Green Lantern: [the camera pans to Vitruvius addressing the room at large] Did didn't Krypton blow up?

Vitruvius: My fellow, Master Builders, including, but not limited to: SpongeBob SquarePants, Robin Hood, Mermaid Lady, Gandalf, Pete the Cat, Swamp Creature, 1980-something Space Guy...

Benny: Hello!

Vitruvius: ...2002 NBA All-Stars and Wonder Woman. You have traveled far to be here for a moment of great import. We have learned that Lord Business plans to unleash a fully weaponized Kragle on Taco Tuesday, to end the world as we know it. [the Master Builders express their shock and outrage] Please, calm yourselves. Green Ninja, Milhouse, Nice Vampire, Vampire Max, Michelangelo, Michelangelo and Cleopatra. There is yet one hope, the Special has arisen.

[he steps aside to reveal Emmet while hushed murmurs spread around]

Gandalf: Have the young man step forward.

Vitruvius: As you wish, [says it incorrectly] Dubbledore.

Gandalf: I’m Gandalf.

Dumbledore: It's pronounced Dumbledore.

Vitruvius: Dubbledore?

Dumbledore: No, Dumbledore.

Vitruvius: I thought you said Dubbledore.

Gandalf: Vitruvius?!

Vitruvius: Ah, we gotta write all that down 'cause I'm not gonna remember any of it, but here we go. The Special will now give an eloquent speech. [to Emmet] Go ahead man, you got this.

Emmet: Okay. [Emmet walks up to the platform and waves to everyone. He clears his throat] Hello, I'm Emmet. [referring to the Piece of Resistance] Oh, and this is the Piece of Resistance. [the Master Builders cheer. Wyldstyle watches in bewilderment] Thank you. Well, eeeeehhhh. I know that I for one am very excited to work with you guys, to get into the Octan Tower, find the Kragle and put this thing on the thing, and I know it's going to be really hard, but... [gets interrupted]

Metalbeard: REALLY HARD?! [the audience gasps] Wiping ye bum with a hook for a hand is really hard, this be impossible! The last time we tried to storm Lord Business's office, we used every plan we could conceive. The result was a massacre too terrible to speak of.

Emmet: Who are you?

Metalbeard: The name be Metalbeard, and I'll tell you me tale of woe.

Vitruvius: Oh, great. Here we go again. [Metalbeard recounts his failed attempt in trying to infiltrate Lord Business's office]

Metalbeard: I arrived at the foot of the tower with me hearty Master Builder crew, only to find the Kragle was all the way up on the infinitieth floor guarded by a robot army. And security measures of every kind imaginable, lasers, sharks, laser sharks, overbearing assistants, and strange dangerous relics that entrap, snap, and zap. And there be a mysterious room called "The Think Tank". I barely made it out of that room with just me head... [Metalbeard hops out of the tower with his head and escapes on his ship as it purrs away] and organs! [Metalbeard's organs pop out of the Octan tower and land in his ship and it purrs away again]

Emmet: [disturbed] Okay.

Metalbeard: I had to replace every part of my once strapping virile pirate body with this useless hunk of garbage ye see before ye. So if ye think it'd be a good idea to return to that forsaken place, Special, what idea have ye that be better than the ideas of 100 of our fallen Master Builder brothers?

Emmet: Well, technically I'm not exactly a Master Builder yet.

Metalbeard: WHAT?! WHAT THE HECK?! [the other Master Builders shout in outrage]

Emmet: Please, everyone, everyone! Please.

William Shakespeare: [throws a pizza] Rubbish!

Emmet: [addressing the Master Builders] Yes, it's true, I may not be a Master Builder. I may not have a lot of experience fighting or leading or coming up with plans, or having ideas in general. In fact, I'm not all that smart, and I'm not what you'd call a creative type, plus, generally unskilled, also, scared and cowardly. I know what you're thinking; "He is the least qualified person in the world to lead us!" And, you are right!

Swamp Creature: This is supposed to make us feel better?

Vampire Max: Grrrg!

Unikitty: Oh, no! Now everyone will pan The Lego Movie!

Emmet: What th-? No, there was about to be a but...

Pete the Cat: No!

Gandalf: You're a butt!

Dumbledore: Yes. [Outside Cloud Cuckoo Land, Metalbeard and a few knights and cowboys are leaving]

Metalbeard: You all be on your own! I be leaved this lost cause! [Metalbeard jumps onto his ship and sails off Cuckoo Land, as it purrs]

Emmet: Why are you leaving?!

SpongeBob SquarePants: You’re the worst special person that’s ever lived!

Abraham Lincoln: A house divided against itself would be better than this. [Lincoln jumps into his seat and it suddenly takes off like a spaceship]

Emmet: Abraham Lincoln, you bring your space chair right back here! Come on, guys! [nearly gets hit by a falling object] We can [a Master Builder throws cheese at him] still do [another Master Builder throws a DVD disc at him] this! [yet another Master Builder throws a blue disc at him] Oh! Right?

Master Builder #1: You're not even a bit special.

[Wyldstyle, Batman and Unikitty sadly watch]

Batman: [Batman whispering to Wyldstyle as they watch Emmet] Well, you were right about him being a ding-dong. [the Master Builders continue to jeer and throw things at Emmet]

Master Builder #2: You're a huge disappointment!

[Emmet, sad and disappointed, turns and starts walking off]

Master Builder #3: Get him out of here, I don't wanna look at him!

[dolphin chirp, cat yowl]

Emmet: Well, at least it can't get any worse.

Master Builder #4: Special? Not!

[A giant golf ball suddenly falls out of nowhere, destroying the Dog.]

Emmet: I was wrong. [Emmet yells and runs away as the falling ball falls onto the ground, crashes through the eye of the dog, and squishes an Island Warrior Master Builder]

Superman: It's the orb of Tee-te-list!

Bad Cop: Ruh-roh, it's the bad guys.

---

Shaq: Y’all ready for this? Oh no! They were ready for that.

Superman: IT DIDN'T BREAK!

Bad Cop: Because it's Kragled. [to his robots] Machine gum! Fire! [they shoot at Superman with chewing gum making him splat to the ground stuck in the gum]

Superman: [screams] I can't move.

Green Lantern: Don't worry, Superman! I'll get you out of there. [as Green Lantern goes to rescue Superman his hands get stuck in the gum and screams] Oh, my gosh! My hands are stuck! [he wriggles his legs and those get stuck in the gum too] My legs are stuck as well!

Superman: I super hate you.

Emmet: [as the robots have got hold of Emmet] Ow, you're pulling my torso off!

Wyldstyle: Babe, help me get him out of here!

Batman: I said every man for himself.

Wyldstyle: Hey, you gotta be there for me. [Batman groans as he falls and finally lands onto the ground]

Batman: Fine! Fine, fine, fine! [reluctantly goes to her aide and fights off the robots attacking Emmet] Fine, fine, fine, fine!

Wyldstyle: I need you to have a better attitude about it!

Batman: I've a great attitude! [Batman gets the tracker off Emmet and throws it at one of the robots]

Bad Cop: [Bad Cop picks up Emmet's tracker which is now attached to the robot] The Special's in the northwest quadrant, we've got him cornered! [he looks down but all he sees is the robot with the tracker attached to his head smacking into a wall] Where did he go?

Unikitty: Oh, no! They've hit our silly cloud stabilizer!

Wyldstyle: Let's go, we need to get Emmet outta here!

Emmet: Can't we build something? [suddenly, the space guy comes over to them]

Benny: Hey, I'm Ben! But you can call me Benny! And I can build a spaceship. Watch this. [he starts building a spaceship and chanting along as he works] [Benny singing] Spaceship, spaceship, spaceship, spaceship! Spaceshi--!

Wyldstyle: No, no, no, no! You can't, the skies are surrounded.

Benny: That's okay, I didn't really wanna build a spaceship. [Benny chuckles] Anyway, that's cool. [looks visibly disappointed as he kicks his half-built spaceship and it falls apart]

Unikitty: Well, where can we go where we can’t be found?

Batman: How about we went underwater?

Emmet: In a submarine!

Batman: Great idea, a Bat submarine patent pending.

Unikitty: With rainbows!

Vitruvius: And dream catchers, just in case we took a nap.

Benny: Like an underwater spaceship!

Emmet: But we can't build all of them at once!

Wyldstyle, Batman, Benny, Unikitty and Vitruvius: [as they stick together like a team for a moment] READY?! BREAK!

Emmet: [as the others go off-screen] Okay.

---

Bad Cop: [the group takes the submarine towards the water as Bad Cop at his robots are chasing after them] Stop him, stop him! [however, the submarine goes off the edge of a cloud and plunges down.] Don't let him get to the water! [as they get closer to the water]

Wyldstyle: Dive, dive, dive! Everybody in! We're going under! [A submarine splashes, the submarine plunges into the water. Bad Cop grunts and throws the chair into the ocean]

[We hear muffled screams and we then see Cloud Cuckoo Land being destroyed by the robots and the Master Builders handcuffed and taken as prisoners]

Wonder Woman: Oh, no.

---

Batman: [he trails off hoping for any positive comments] You are so disappointed on so many levels.

Vitruvius: Why are my pants cold and wet? [A shot of water rising in the sub] Uh...

Computer: [a wall is breached and even more water floods in] Hull breach!

Unikitty: The walls are crying!

Wyldstyle: Oh, this thing's falling apart!

Benny: [as he tries to plug a hole] We're falling apart at the seams! [screams] [as the submarine starts to fall apart]

Batman: We've got to hold it together! This is not how Batman dies! [Emmet screams, as the submarine fills with water, Emmet starts to drown. Wyldstyle reaches for him]

Wyldstyle: Emmet! Hold on, hold on!

Emmet: Wyldstyle!

[the shot goes to outside the sub, red lights coming from the windows as it goes through the water as an alarm beeps faster and faster signaling a detonation]

Wyldstyle: Deep breath! [gasps] Deep breath, everybody!! [the sub explodes. The camera follows a floating piece of debris to the surface, where Bad Cop and a few Micro Managers are looking around]

Bad Cop: Micro-Managers, what's going on down there?

Micro-Manager: Scanning submarine wreckage. No survivors detected.

Bad Cop: Scuba Cops? Dredge the entire ocean if you have to. We have got to find that piece. [Scuba Cops dive in the water to begin their search] Let's get these prisoners back to Lord Business and give him the good news: the Special is no more! [they all depart from the wreckage]

---

Superman: All the Master Builders you've captured over the years, you brought them here!

Lord Business: You're a very perceptive person, Superman. They come up with all the instructions for everything in the universe. Robots!

Robot: Beep. [the robots strap a device to Superman's head]

Superman: No, no! [groans] NO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! [shudders, then his chair shoots up to the top] Can't get much worse than this.

Green Lantern: Uh, hello, neighbor.

Superman: Oh, no.

[the screen zooms out and to the left, revealing Green Lantern]

Green Lantern: It's Green Lantern. Oh my gosh, we’re roommates. How crazy is that?

Superman: Does anyone have some kryptonite that they can give me?

---

[scene fades to the ocean by the double-decker couch is floating on the sea when Emmet and the others pop out of their hiding place from under the flip-up seats]

Vitruvius: Well, we're still alive.

Unikitty: Yeah!

Wyldstyle: The double decker couch! It wasn't totally pointless after all!

Benny: [to Emmet] It's the one thing that stayed together.

Vitruvius: I always believed in you, Emmet.

Batman: I don't mean to spoil the party, but does anyone else notice we're stuck in the middle of the ocean on this couch? I mean, it's not like a big, gigantic ship is just gonna come out of nowhere and save us. [suddenly, a big, gigantic ship becomes visible as it comes over to them] My gosh!

Metalbeard: [he drives his pirate ship and picks up the double-decker couch] Avast, maties! I have returned!

---

Batman: Well, it's kind of hard not to hear when you're yelling everything.

Unikitty: So, why did you come back?

Metalbeard: This bedoubled land couch. [everyone turns to look at Emmet's double-decker couch] I watched Lord Business's forces completely overlook it. Which means we need more ideas like it!

Emmet: Oh, thank you.

Metalbeard: Ideas so dumb and bad that no one would ever think they could possibly be useful.

Emmet: Oh, thank you.

Vitruvius: So Special, what do we do?

Emmet: Well, what's the last thing Lord Business would expect Master Builders to do?

Benny: Build a spaceship?

Vitruvius: Kill a chicken?

Unikitty: Marry a marshmallow!

Metalbeard: Why, this. [changes into a singing face: ♪Hum hum hum How ya gonna keep them down at the farm?♪]

Emmet: No! It's follow the instructions.

[Everybody groans and complains]

Benny: Don't do that.

Unikitty: Sounds weird, don’t it?

Emmet: No, wait guys. Listen. You guys are so talented and imaginative... but you can't work as a team. I'm just a construction worker, but when I have a plan and we were working together, we could build a skyscraper. Now you guys are Master Builders. Just imagine what you could do if you did that! You could save the universe!

Vitruvius: Well said, Emmet. Well said.

Emmet: Really?

Metalbeard: She be a fine speech there, laddie.

Emmet: Okay. Somebody get me some markers... some construction paper... and some GLITTER GLUE! [Emmet stands in front of the instructions he's drawn] I call this, "Emmet's plan to get inside the tower, put the Piece of Resistance on the Kragle and save the world". I've built a hundred just like them back in the city, if we could just get in there, I know where all the air ducts and wiring are located, I can get us anywhere.

Vitruvius: How will we get inside?

Emmet: [whispers] In a spaceship!

Benny: SPACESHIP! [Benny chuckles and rushes off excitedly to build a spaceship]

Batman: Great idea, a Bat spaceship.

Emmet: No, they're expecting us to show up in a Bat spaceship, or a pirate spaceship, or a rainbow sparkled spaceship.

Batman: One of those sounds awesome to me.

Emmet: My idea is to build a spaceship that's exactly like all the other Octan Delivery Spaceships.

Benny: So not the special spaceship that I'm...I'm building for all of you right now?

Emmet: Sorry, Benny. Maybe next time.

Benny: Ooh, you're really letting the oxygen out of my tank here! [he kicks his spaceship and it falls to pieces again.]

Batman: Yeah, but according to your precious instructions, this ship needs a hyperdrive. We don't have that part.

Benny: Maybe we could find one!

Batman: What do yo think, a spaceship's just gonna appear out of the blue? [suddenly, a spaceship appears behind them] Are you kidding me?! The same thing! [Star Wars main theme plays; the Millennium Falcon shows up and stops next to Metalbeard's ship]

---

Emmet: Batman is the worst person I've ever met.

Batman: [suddenly, Batman appears behind them with the Millennium Falcon's hyperdrive] Need a hyperdrive?

Emmet: No way!

Wyldstyle: Babe!

Emmet: I knew it! I knew that!

Wyldstyle: [Chuckling] You really had me there!

Batman: Those guys were so lame, all they did was play space checkers, plus it turns out that hairy one's a dude, and the metal one too, all dudes.

Benny: But won't they notice their hyperdrive is missing?

Han Solo: [cut to the Millennium Falcon] Come on, Chewie, hit the hyperdrive!

[Suddenly, the spaceship loses power, and is eaten by an asteroid worm; cut back to the ship]

Batman: Nah, they'll be fine.

[following Emmet's plan, the group work together to build a spaceship]

Emmet: Step 1: Alright, we need a blue two-piece unit over at the... [Emmet notices Unikitty putting flowers into the spaceship] Unikitty, you're supposed to follow the instructions, remember?

Unikitty: Sorry.

Wyldstyle: [picking up a piece of Lego as they follow the instructions] Ugh, this gives me the jeebies.

Batman: What do I even...? I-I can't...! [kicks Lego pieces in frustration]

Emmet: Nice. Step 2, we pilot the ship to the service entrance so we can get past the dangerous, but also kind of cool, laser gate.

Robot: [in their spaceship they get to the Octan service gate, Batman and Benny are in the driver's seat] Space ID.

Batman: I have a drive-on.

Robot: Who are you here to see?

Batman: I am here to see... your butt.

Robot: Is that last name "butt", first name "your", or is it- [Batman throws a Batarang at the Robot, decapitating him] OH, MY GOSH!

Batman: [Batman laughs then throws another Batarang at the gate button, but fails to hit it] Pow! [throws another which still doesn't hit it] Wham! [throws another and misses again] Kezap! [he then repeatedly throws several Batarangs until it finally hits the button, making it go green.] First try! [after they enter into Octan Tower]

Emmet: Step 3, we break into Lord Business's office, and we'll plunder his collection of relics for disguises. [they break into Lord Business's office and use his relics to disguise themselves] Step 4, Benny and Metalbeard will sneak their way into the Master Control Room. [as Metalbeard and Benny break into the control room]

Computer: Motion Sensors Triggered in Sector-12.

Robot: 10-4!

Benny: Uh-oh! [two security guard robots go to investigate, Metalbeard and Benny quickly hide as not to be detected, Metalbeard transforms into a photocopying machine.]

Robot: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? [the other robot jumps onto the photocopying machine] Do it! [the robot starts photocopying his butt, both robots laugh and suddenly Metalbeard transforms back and destroys the two robots]

Benny: Metalbeard, that was awesome!

Metalbeard: First law of the sea, never place your rear end on a pirate's face.

Emmet: Once inside they'll use their technical know-how to disable the kragle shield. [Metalbeard and Benny get inside the control room to disable the computer]

Computer: I'm the computer.

Benny: Cool, talking computer! [Benny starts tapping into the computer] Please disable the shield systems.

Computer: Of course. There are no movies in your area with that title. [Benny grumbles as he falls onto the computer]

Emmet: Step 5: Vitruvius will provide lookout to make sure we're not being followed. [Vitruvius looks through the binoculars, but as he's blind, he's unaware that he's standing in front of a wall]

Vitruvius: Okay.

Emmet: Step 6: Batman and Unikitty go into the Board Room to make one last change to Lord Business's plan. [inside the Board Room Lord Business is holding a meeting]

Lord Business: I move that we freeze the universe. Can I get a second on that? [suddenly, Bruce Wayne enters the room]

Bruce Wayne: I second. Bruce Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprises. [cut to the group as they are going through their plan]

Batman: Bruce Wayne?!? [chuckles] Who's that? Sounds like a cool guy. [the others, all clearly aware who Bruce Wayne is, stare at him in silence, Wyldstyle sighs. Bruce Wayne and a disguised Unikitty enter Lord Business's Board Room]

Bruce Wayne: We'd like to invest in your company, your weapon to control the universe sounds super sweet, I must say.

Lord Business: It is indeed super sweet.

Bruce Wayne: Cool! What kind of sound system does it have?

Lord Business: Uh, sound system? Well, I mean, we have an iPod shuffle.

Bruce Wayne: Wait a second. You're telling me that you have a machine to control the universe and you can't listen to tunes and surround sound?

Unikitty: Embarrassing.

Lord Business: Well, I mean, we need to get that done. I want eight-foot speakers.

Bruce Wayne: Great call.

Lord Business: Yeah, I want speakers that you can hug with your arms and your legs, and just feel the beat.

[cut to Lord Business's robots instructing the captive Master Builders in the Think Tank]

Robot: Listen up! We need new instructions for a speaker system for the TAKOS!

Gandalf: We'll never help-! [suddenly, the device attached to their heads initiates and they all start coming up with the instructions] Whatever you say, boss!

Emmet: Then once the instructions are printed, Wyldstyle and I will enter the Kragle room, place the thing on the other thing, and save the universe. [cut to the group having their planning meeting] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, I didn't draw that. [points to a drawing of himself, as he saves the universe] Is that me exploding?

Vitruvius: Uh, I didn't mention that earlier, when you reunite the Piece with the Kragle, it might explode?

Emmet: No! But it might not, right?

Vitruvius: Sure, sure, sure. Just go with that.

---

[Vitruvius is defeated by Lord Business.]

Emmet: Vitruvius! NO! Vitruvius.

Vitruvius: My sweet Emmet, come closer. You must know something about the prophecy.

Emmet: I know, I'm doing my best, but I d-

Vitruvius: The prophecy... I made it up.

Emmet: What?

Vitruvius: I made it up. It's not true.

Emmet: But that means I'm just... I'm not the Special?

Vitruvius: [last words before his death] You must listen. What I'm about to tell you will change the course of history… BLEAGH!… [dies]

Emmet: No. No. [the group looks visibly sad as they are led away by the robots]

Lord Business: Hey, not so special anymore, huh? [the robots strapped each of the group into one of the Think Tank seats] Well, guess what? No one ever told me I was special. I never got a trophy just for showing up. I'm not some special little snowflake, no! [the micro-manager robot picks up Emmet and straps him onto a battery] But as un-special as I am, you are a thousand billion times more un-special than me. Robots, bring me the Sword of Exact-0!

Robots: Yes, Lord Business. [the robots hand Lord Business an Xacto razor and he walks over to Emmet]

Lord Business: Must be weird. One minute, you're the most special person in the universe. And the next minute… you're nobody! [uses the razor to cuts the Piece of Resistance from Emmet's back] Oh, I have a nice spot for this in my relic room. [he accidentally throws the Piece of Resistance through the window, breaking it.] Uh-oh, my mistake! There it goes!

Wyldstyle: No!

Lord Business: Bye-bye, forever! [the Piece of Resistance falls into the abyss] Well, I guess there's only one thing left to do! [he turns to his robots] ROBOTS! RELEASE THE KRAGLE! START THE COUNTDOWN! [his presses the button] and Computer?

Computer: Yes, sir?

---

Benny: Emmet, you'll... you'll think of something, right? Like you always do.

Emmet: Didn't you hear him? The prophecy's made up. I'm not the Special. To think for a moment I thought I might be.

Vitruvius: Emmet. [suddenly, Emmet hears Vitruvius's ghostly voice]

Emmet: Who said that?

Vitruvius: I did. [Vitruvius's ghostly form appears behind Emmet] I am ghost Vitruvius. Ooooh! [he glides over to face Emmet] Emmet, you didn't let me finish earlier because I died. The reason I made up the prophecy was because I knew that whoever found the Piece could become the Special. Because the only thing anyone needs to be special is to believe that you can be. I know that sounds like a cat poster, but it's true. Look at what you did when you believed you were special. You just need to believe it some more.

Emmet: But how can I just decide to believe that I'm special, when I'm not?

Vitruvius: Because the world depends on it. Ooooh! [the ghostly form of Vitruvius starts to glide away]

Computer: Zapping termination in thirty-five Mississippi...

Emmet: WHAT?!

Computer: Thirty-four Mississippi, thirty-three Mississippi, thirty-two Mississippi, thirty-one Mississippi, thirty Mississippi, twenty-nine Mississippi, twenty-eight Mississippi, twenty-seven Mississippi, twenty-six Mississippi, twenty-five Mississippi... [as the countdown continues, Emmet gets an idea, manages to dislodge the battery from its holding place, and rolls himself with the battery toward the window.]

Wyldstyle: Emmet! What are you...? [Emmet rolls himself towards the edge of the broken window and looks down into the abyss]

Emmet: Whoa! [he looks back at Wyldstyle] Lucy!

Wyldstyle: Wait! What are you...? What are you...?

Emmet: Now it's your turn to be the hero. [Wyldstyle realizing what Emmet is planning to do]

Computer: Thirteen, Mississippi.

Wyldstyle: No!

Computer: Twelve Mississippi, Eleven Mississippi...

Emmet: See you later, alligator.

Computer: Ten Mississippi...

Wyldstyle: Don't! [Emmet jumps out the broken window.]

Emmet: Ahhh!

Computer: Nine Mississippi, eight Mississippi...

Wyldstyle: [gasps] No, EMMET! [as the computer countdown continues, Emmet starts falling into the abyss]

Emmet: Aaaaaaaahhh!

Computer: Seven Mississippi, six Mississippi...

Emmet: Aaah!

Computer: Five Mississippi, four Mississippi, three Mississippi, two Mississippi... [as Emmet gets nearer to the abyss, the battery he's strapped to snaps off the wires.] One Mississippi, zero, Missi- Error. Termination failure. [as the detonation sequence deactivates, the Master Builders are freed from their captivity]

Wyldstyle: Emmet! [she rushes over to the edge of the window, and looks down into the abyss. However, Emmet is gone] NO! [the other Master Builders gather round]

Gandalf: He... he saved us.

Unikitty: Well, what do we do now? There's gotta be a bright side here somewhere?

Superman: Does anyone have any ideas?

Benny: Emmet had ideas.

Metal Beard: Arr, if only there were more people in the world like he? [suddenly, Wyldstyle has an idea and looks round to the screen showing the citizen of Bricksburg as they are getting glued]

---

Wyldstyle: Hey, everybody. You don't know me, but I'm on TV, so you can trust me. I know things seem kind of bad right now, but there is a way out of this. This is Emmet. [footage of Emmet is shown] And he was just like all of you. A face in the crowd, following the same instructions as you. He was so good at fitting in, no one ever saw him. And I owe you an apology, because I used to look down on people like that. [Wyldstyle's broadcast is watched by all Lego citizens across the realms in the universe, including Middle Zealand, where a knight is reading out form a scroll]

Knight: I used to think they were followers with no ideas or brains.

Wyldstyle: Because it turns out Emmet had great ideas. And if they seemed weird, and kind of pointless, they actually came closer than anyone else to saving the universe. And now we have to finish what he started by making whatever weird thing pops into our heads. All of you have the ability inside of you to be a ground breaker. And I mean literally, break the ground! Peel off the pieces, and tear apart your walls! Build things only you could build, defend yourselves! We need to fight back against President Business's plans to freeze us! [the Lego citizens start putting Lego pieces together and building things] Today will not be known as Taco Tuesday, it will be known as Freedom Friday! [the citizens start cheering] But still on a Tuesday! [suddenly, they are interrupted as the robots appear in the studio.]

Robot: End of the line! [just as the robots are about to attack, they are quickly killed off by Bad Cop]

Wylstyle: Bad Cop?

Bad Cop: I hope there's still a Good Cop in me somewhere. [draws a new face for Good Cop with a dark-gray marker]

Scribble Cop (Good Cop): I'll hold these guys off. You go stop 'em. Yay!

Metalbeard: Great idea! But how will we get there? [suddenly, Benny starts having an idea]

I could, eeehhh... I could build a... I could build a... I could build a spaceship!

Voice Man: T-minus 10, 9, 8...

Benny: I could, eeehhh...

Voice Man: ...7, 6, 5, 4...

Benny: I could build a...

Voice Man: ...3, 2...

Benny: I could build a...

Voice Man: ...1!

Benny: I could build a spaceship! [he looks around to see if anyone disagrees] You-you're not-you're not going to say "No"?

Scribble Cop: Build away, whatever your name is!

Benny: [laughs and jumps around in excitement as he quickly assembles a spaceship] SPACESHIP! [Benny and the team fly the spaceship through the different realms] SPACESHIP! SPACESHIP! SPACESHIP! SPACESHIP! SPACESHIP! [the team are spotted by the robots]

Robot: All units, attack that spaceship! [the robots chase after the spaceship in their aircraft and start shooting at it]

Benny: SPACESHIP! [quickly steers the spaceship away from sight]

Robot: Where did he go?! [suddenly, the spaceship flies up through the robots' aircraft, destroying them]

Benny: SPACESHIP!

Unikitty: [as they fly over Bricksburg] Wyldstyle, look! It's the citizens! [the citizens have built aircraft which they are using to attack Lord Business's robots]

Abraham Lincoln: And don't forget us, we're Master Builders.

Lord Business: What is going on?! You stop building that stuff! Just stop it!

---

Wylstyle: If only Emmet was here to see this. He'd say something adorable, like... [it cuts to Emmet, who is falling through the deep vortex of the abyss.]

Emmet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Am I just gonna keep... falling... FOREVERRRRRRRRR??!!!?????!!!!!!!!!!! [finally, Emmet lands somewhere and it cuts to blackness; the thud noises as he lands hardly.]

[Emmet becomes conscious, but he finds he can't move, but is able to think]

Emmet: Is this another vision? Where am I? [he sees the sign for the Octan Tower.] Is that the office tower? [we see Emmet has fallen on the ground in a live-action basement where all the different Lego realms, including Bricksburg, have been assembled on a large table] Bricksburg! [Boom! He suddenly feels the ground shaking as if someone has taken a giant footstep] What was that?! [cuts to a human’s legs running around the basement heading towards Emmet] No, no, no, no! [a human accidentally steps on Emmet as it carries on running.] Ahhh! [A human is playing with the Lego set and actually carrying the spaceship Benny had built as if it's flying.]

Finn: Spaceship! Spaceship!

Emmet: What in the world is that? [he continues to watch a human (which reveals to be a boy named Finn) playing with the Lego spaceship] It's... adorable. [suddenly, Finn notices Emmet lying on the floor] Uh-oh! [Finn comes over to pick Emmet up] No! No! No, no, no, no! Hey, don't eat me! Don't eat me! Do not eat me! Please! [Finn gently picks Emmet up and looks at him]

Finn: Hi, Emmet.

Emmet: Uh... hi? [Finn stares at him] Is this The Man...? [suddenly, the basement door opens and the shadow of a man appears at the top of the stairs and he starts walking down the stairs] The Man Upstairs. [when the man reaches the last step, the shadow reveals it's Finn's father wearing a business suit and looking annoyed, which is look-alike of Lord Business.]

The Man Upstairs: What happened?! [as he sees all the different Lego pieces all over the place] No, no, no. This is a disaster. Why...why is...? What? What?! What?! The-the...why is the dragon on top of the luxury condo development?!

Finn: I was just playing and...

Look, I know it's hard to understand. But this is Dad's stuff, okay? All of this that you see before you is all your father's.

The Man Upstairs: Look, I know it's hard to understand. But this is Dad's stuff, okay? All of this that you see before you is all your father's. And everything is thought out, there's... [he looks around and sees the top of Octan Tower missing] What did you down here?? Did you take the top off of the tower?!?

Finn: It was an accident.

The Man Upstairs: You end up accidentally, expertly, dangerously, and carefully took the entire top off of that tower?

Finn: Yes.

The Man Upstairs: You know the rules, this isn't a toy!

Finn: Um...it kind of is.

The Man Upstairs: No, actually it's a highly sophisticated inter-locking brick system.

Finn: But we bought it at the toy store.

The Man Upstairs: We did, but they way I'm using it makes it an adult thing.

Finn: The box for this one said "Ages 8 to 14"!

The Man Upstairs: That's a suggestion. They have to put that on there.

Finn: Because maybe we won't be able to resist playing with all this.

The Man Upstairs: Look, I move your stuff over near to the decorations. All those bricks, you can build anything you want. [Emmet sees the larger Lego pieces piled together in a box, he notices Finn looking sad] Finn, we're gonna play a little game. It's called "let's put everything back the way you found it."

Finn: But, Dad, you don't understand…

The Man Upstairs: So I can make things they way they're supposed to be. [he turns goes over to the nearby table and picks up a tube of Krazy Glue] Permanently.

Emmet: More Kragles?! [back in the Lego world, Lord Business tries to stop the citizens from fighting back]

Lord Business: This rebellion ends right now! [he releases a bunch of micro-managers onto the city and they start attacking, then we see Finn's father is actually the micro-manger as using the Krazy Glue to stick a flying Lego truck the onto the Lego board]

Bricksburg Citizen: Oh, no! [then we see a Lego fireman who's build a machine out of his fire truck to fight off the micro-managers]

Fireman: Ha-ha! Fire in the hole! [Finn's father goes to pick up the fireman's truck] Wait! What's happening? No, wait! No, we're going down! [Finn's father destroys the assembled fire truck Lego piece] No! [we see one of Emmet's neighbors, Sharon, who's build a sled with her cats tied to the front as they rush away from the micro-managers]

Cat: Meow. Meow.

Sharon: Hold on, dear, we're coming for you. [the micro-manager gets her which is Finn's father gluing Sharon to the Lego board.] Ah!

Emmet: Stop!

Sharon: Oh no! [Emmet watches in horror as Finn's father continues to glue the Lego pieces]

Metal Beard: Arr, there be too many micro-managers!

[Finn's father is holding Benny's spaceship in his hand]

The Man Upstairs: What am I holding here?

Finn: It's a battleship.

The Man Upstairs: No, it's a hodge-podge that's what it is. What's Batman doing on it? [he throws Batman off the spaceship then picks up Metal Beard] What is this? A robot pirate? [he throws Metal Beard down and he lands next to Batman]

Batman: Dang it. [Emmet watches all this in horror as Finn holds him]

Emmet: Stop! Stop it! No! Stop it! Stop! [Finn's father notices Emmet in Finn's hand]

The Man Upstairs: You got glue all over that construction worker. Here, give that to me. [he takes Emmet from Finn]

Emmet: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! [he looks down and sees all his friends scattered all over the Lego board] All of those are my friends! No! Stop it!

Metal Beard: We were a hearty crew, but it be… it be over.

Emmet: No! [Finn's father turns Emmet around in his hand and Emmet notices the Piece of Resistance on the floor] The Piece of Resistance! I can still save them.

The Man Upstairs: Let's get this gunk off this construction worker. [he places Emmet on his work table]

"He's not just a construction worker, Dad. He's the hero."
"No, he's not. He is a ordinary, regular, generic construction worker, and I need to put him back the way he was.

Finn: He's not just a construction worker, Dad. He's the hero.

The Man Upstairs: No, he's not. He is a ordinary, regular, generic construction worker, and I need to put him back the way he was. Now, where is my Xacto knife? [as Emmet lies on the table]

Emmet: I gotta get the Piece of Resistance. If I could get the attention of the smaller creature. I gotta move. [Finn's father continues to look for his knife]

The Man Upstairs: Where is that? [using all his strength Emmet manages to slightly move on the table catching Finn's father's eye, but he quickly dismisses and looks away] Alright. [Emmet starts to twitch more on the table and every time he moves, Finn's father turns to look at him not sure of what he's seen. And as he turns back to look for his knife, Emmet tries to move again]

Emmet: M-m-move! [he finally manages to move enough to drop himself off the table] Ow! [this catches Finn's attention]

Finn: Uh, Dad?

The Man Upstairs: Yeah?

Finn: I think I saw the Xacto over there in Middle Zealand.

The Man Upstairs: Oh, great. Thank you.

Finn: You're welcome. [as he goes to get the knife, Finn quickly goes over and picks Emmet from the floor and hands him the Piece of Resistance] It's up to you now, Emmet. [he then turns and looks at a cat poster with the phrase "Believe" written on it which Emmet also notices, he then remembers what Vitruvius had told him. And then, suddenly, the cat's mouth on the poster starts moving as Vitruvius speaks]

Vitruvius: Believe. I know that sounds like a cat poster, but it's true. [Finn uses a magic Lego portal that he's built to send Emmet down, where he can start moving again, and crashes back in Bricksburg.]

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Lord Business: You see your friends? Oh, they're finished! And my world is almost finished. [the micro-managers capture Emmet's friends] And the last thing I need to do is finish you. [he walks over to Emmet and points the glue at him]

Emmet: No, stop! Please! If you do one thing and I'm gonna unleash my secret weapon!

Lord Business: Your secret weapon?

Emmet: Yes. It's called "the power of the Special."

Lord Business: That sounds dumb.

Emmet: Alright. Here it comes. My secret weapon...is this. [he holds up his hand]

Lord Business: What is that? Is it super small? I don't see anything.

Emmet: It's my hand. I want you to take it.

Lord Business: You want me to take your hand off?

Emmet: No. I want you to join me. Look at all of these things that people built. [he points to the TV monitors showing the Lego citizens in their various fighting machines] You might see a mess...

Lord Business: Exactly! And a bunch of weird dorky stuff that ruined my perfectly good stuff!

Emmet: Okay. What I see are people inspired by each other, and by you. People taking what you made and making something new out of it. [this serves as a parallel to the real world where Finn's father looks at the Lego pieces Finn has assembled together]

The Man Upstairs: Finn, did you make all of this? [Finn nods]

Finn: The people are trying to stop President Business from using the Kragle.

The Man Upstairs: W-What's the Kragle?

So President Business is the bad guy? If... If the construction guy... said something to President Business... what would he say?

Finn: Um... it's in there. [he points to the big black box which is President Business's aircraft]

The Man Upstairs: In here? [Finn's father opens the top of the aircraft and takes out President Business, he then looks around the room where he's put up "Do Not Touch" signs all over the Lego pieces he'd built] So President Business is the bad guy? [Finn doesn't reply and looks down] If... If the construction guy... said something to President Business... what would he say? [back in the Lego world, Emmet delivers his speech to President Business]

Emmet: You… don't have to be… the bad guy. You are the most talented, most interesting, and extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things, because you are the Special. [Lord Business looks shocked and lowers the Kragle] And so am I. And so is everyone. The prophecy is made up, but it's also true. It's about all of us. Right now, it's about you. And you, still, can change everything. [he holds up the Piece of Resistance. Business, touched by Emmet's speech drops the Kragle and starts walking over to him. Cut to the real world where Finn's father approaches his son, kneels down and hugs Finn, at the same time in Lego world, we see Lord Business is hugging Emmet.]

Emmet: Oh, we got a hugger. [Emmet hands the Piece of Resistance to Lord Business] Be careful, I have been told... it might explode.

[Lord Business winks at Emmet, makes his way to the Kragle, in the real world, Finn's father places the lid on the Krazy Glue. At the same time, Lord Business places the Piece of Resistance on to the Kragle and into the TAKO device]

Lord Business: [strains, exhales deeply] Emmet, thank you. And I just want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, from this moment forward, I solemnly promise that I will never--

[suddenly, the Kragle explodes, causing all the micro-managers and nozzles to de-activate. Emmet lands in the middle of the city where his friends are.]

Benny: EMMET!

Metalbeard: Emmet, arr!

Emmet: [Chuckling] Hey, everyone! Is everyone okay? Where's Lucy? [Unikitty giggles and laughs, as the micro-managers fall down] [Wyldstyle comes up from under a micro-manager]

Wyldstyle: Emmet!

Emmet: Lucy! [Emmet rushes over to her and Wyldstyle jumps into his arms]

Wyldstyle: We did it! [Unikitty laughs] [Batman clears throat. Just as Emmet and Wyldstyle are about to hold hands Batman interrupts them] [Emmet gasps] Oh, eeehhh. Emmet, wait. Batman, there's something I need to say to you!

Batman: No, Wyldstyle. I mean, Lucy! [he points to Emmet] He's the hero you deserve!

Wyldstyle: [Wyldstyle smiles and Emmet looks behind him to see who Batman was pointing at] Thanks, Batman!

Unikitty: [giggles. Wyldstyle turns Emmet's face towards her and they finally hold hands as everyone cheers for them. We see Vitruvius's ghostly form hovering over the city watching them]

Ghost Vitruvius: [breaking the fourth wall] I liked Emmet before he was cool. [we see Business is pouring an antidote to unstick everybody]

President Business: Whoops! I have the antidote for the Kragle! How did that happen?

[at the same time in the real world Finn's father is pouring glue removed all over the Lego pieces as Finn watches]

Finn: De-kragler!

The Man Upstairs: Watch this. YEAH! [as Finn's father pours glue remover onto Pa and Ma Cop Finn reunites Bad Cop with his parents]

Finn: Oh, Mommy, Daddy, you're okay!

[scene changes to Bad Cop reunited with his parents]

Ma Cop: [chuckles] Oh, son! [Bad Cop, who's now using his drawn-on Good Cop face, hugs his parents.]

Good Cop: Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.

Pa Cop: [chuckles] We're okay, son. [Pa Cop chuckles. In the real world, Finn and his father are playing with the Lego pieces]

Mom: [calls out] Hey, guys? Time to come up for dinner! It’s Taco Tuesday, your favorite!

The Man Upstairs: Okay, honey, we'll, be up in a sec.

Finn: Oh, yeah, we'll be up in a sec!

The Man Upstairs: I got to tell you something.

Finn: What?

"Now that I'm letting you come down here and play, guess who else gets to come down here and play?"
"Who?"
"Your sister."

The Man Upstairs: Now that I'm letting you come down here and play, guess who else gets to come down here and play?

Finn: Who?

The Man Upstairs: Your sister.

Finn: [surprised] What?

[last lines; as everyone Emmet and the gang are having a feast on the Double-Decker couch]

Emmet: Well, things sure have a way of working out smoothly, am I right, guys? [suddenly, an alien spaceship hovers above them] Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat...?!

[a trio of Duplo alien figures descend into the Lego world.]

Duplo: [Baby voice] We are from the planet Duplo, and we're here to destroy you.

Emmet: Oh, man.

Taglines

• The story of a nobody who saved everybody.

Cast

• Chris Pratt as Emmet Brickowski
• Will Ferrell as President Business/Lord Business/The Man Upstairs
• Elizabeth Banks as Wyldstyle/Lucy
• Will Arnett as Batman
• Nick Offerman as Metal Beard
• Alison Brie as Princess Unikitty
• Charlie Day as Benny
• Liam Neeson as Bad Cop/Good Cop/Pa Cop
• Morgan Freeman as Vitruvius
• Jadon Sand as Finn
• Melissa Sturm as Gail/Ma Cop
• Keith Ferguson as Han Solo
• Billy Dee Williams as Lando Calrissian
• Anthony Daniels as C-3PO
• Shaquille O'Neal as himself
• Jake Johnson as Barry
• Robbie Daymond as Randy (uncredited)
• Dave Franco as Wally
• Keegan-Michael Key as Foreman Jim
• Will Forte as Lego Abraham Lincoln
• Jorma Taccone as Lego William Shakespeare/Sheriff Not a Robot
• David Burrows as Octan Robot and Super Secret Police Robots
• Chris Romano as Plumber Joe
• Amanda Farinos as Mom
• Chris McKay as Larry the Barista
• Todd Hansen as Gandalf/Swamp Creature
• Doug Nicholas as Surfer Dave/Micro Managers
• Chris Paluszek as Robot Foreman
• Kelly Lafferty as Lord Business' Assistant
• Graham Miller as Lego Duplo
• Leiki-Veskimets as Octan Computer
• Chris Miller as TV Presenter

External links

• Media related to The Lego Movie on Wikimedia Commons
• The Lego Movie quotes at the Internet Movie Database