The Lego Movie

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The Lego Movie is a 2014 computer animated comedy film about an ordinary LEGO construction worker, thought to be the prophesied "special", who is recruited to join a quest to stop an evil diabolical tyrant from gluing the LEGO universe into his own selfish vision of perfection.

Directed and written by Phil Lord & Chris Miller. Story by Kevin Hageman & Dan Hageman, Phil Lord and Christopher Miller.


(Studio Distribution Services) [first lines; we see deep within the Lego mountain Vitruvius is guarding something when he senses someone approaching]
Vitruvius: He's coming... Cover your butt. [two knights are guarding the door]
Knight: Cover the what? [A force blows the door wide open sending the two knights flying, a mass explosion of dust blows out as a massive figure steps through and does an evil laugh]
Lord Business: [laughing evilly] [removes his mask] Vitruvius!
Vitruvius: Lord Business.
Lord Business: You've hidden the Kragle well, old man. Robots, destroy him!
Robot: [monotone] Yes, Lord Business.
Vitruvius: Your robots are no match for a Master Builder. Well, I see everything! [a red laser is shoots at the Vitruvius eyes to blind and grunts] Unh! My eyes! Ow!
Lord Business: [after knocking down Vitruvius Lord Business goes over to the Kragle] The Kragle, the most powerful super weapon is mine: [he opens the Kragle] [He opens the case. We see something glowing] Oh, the Kragle! [laughs evilly as his horns shoot fire] Now my evil power will be unlimited! Can you feel me?!
Robot: [monotone] I can feel you. [his robots start carrying the Kragle away]
Lord Business: WHOO! Nothing's gonna stop me now!
Vitruvius: [weakly to down] Wait, there's a prophecy.
Lord Business: [grumbling] Oh, now there's a prophecy.
Vitruvius: About the Piece of Resistance.
Lord Business: [he turns to Vitruvius] Oh, yes, the supposed missing Piece of Resistance that can somehow magically disarm the Kragle, gimme a break! [to Lord Business] [Vitruvius rises and turns to face Lord Business, suddenly his eyes shine brightly] [Gasping]
Vitruvius: One day a talented lass or fellow, a Special one with face of yellow, will make the Piece of Resistance found from its hiding refuge underground, and with a noble army at the helm, this Master Builder will thwart the Kragle and save the realm, and be the greatest, most interesting, most important person of all times, all this is true, because it rhymes.
Lord Business: [sarcastically] Oh, wow, that was a great, inspiring legend... that you made up.
[Business kicks Vitruvius screaming off the ledge with his giant robot leg]
Lord Business: A special one? What a bunch of hippy dippy baloney.

Emmet: [8½ years later; we hear an alarm clock beep. Emmet Brickowski wakes up in his apartment and turns off his alarm. Emmet laughs, he gets out bed, and stretches and walks through to his living room] [Yawns] Ahhhhhh...Good morning, apartment, good morning, doorway, good morning, wall, good morning, ceiling, good morning, floor, ready to start the day! [he grabs a book from a shelf] [Singing] Dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee... Oh, here it is. [reading from the manual] The instructions to fit in, have everybody like you, and always be happy! Step one; Breathe. [takes a deep breath, exhales deeply] Okay, got that one down. Step two; Greet today’s smile and say: [He window opens, we see all the Lego citizens opening their window] GOOD MORNING, CITY! [back to Emmet continuing with the instructions from the manual] Step three; Exercise. Jumping Jacks, hit them! [he start jumping on the spot] 1, 2, 3. I am so pumped up! [looking at the manual again] Step four; Shower. [Emmet gets in the shower and starts washing himself] And always be sure to keep the soap out of your–– [he screams 'AAAHHH!!!' as the soap gets into his eyes, next we see Emmet standing in front of the bathroom mirror shaving] Shave your face, brush your teeth, comb your hair! Hmmmm. Brush your hair. [he laughs to himself as he brushes his hair] Aha! You've got it! Step eight; Wear clothes. [we see Emmet walking out of his apartment naked until he realizes] Oops, almost forgot this 1! [he turns back into his apartment and we see him quickly trying on different outfits] No, no, uh-uh, nope! Not this! Not that(x3), wrong! [he lastly puts his construction uniform] And that’s it, check! Step nine; Eat a complete breakfast with all the special people in your life! [Emmet is later sitting in his living room having his breakfast with his plant] Hey Plantie, what do you want to do this morning, watch TV? Me too! [he turns on the TV showing President Business giving a presentation]
President Business: Hi, I’m President Business, president of the Octan corporation and the world, let’s all take extra care to follow the instructions [whispering into microphone] or you’ll be put to sleep, and don’t forget Taco Tuesday’s coming next week, that’s the day every rule following citizen gets a free taco and my love! Have a great day, everybody!
Emmet: You have a great day too, President Business. Man, he’s such a cool guy. I always wanna hear mor- Wait, did he say PUT TO SLEEP? [suddenly Emmet gets distracted by the TV showing a promo of a sitcom]
TV Presenter: Tonight on Where Are My Pants?
Blake: Honey, where are my paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants? [he steps out showing that he’s not wearing any pants and we hear canned laughter]
Emmet: [Emmet laughs hysterically so hard at this and falls of the couch] What was I just thinking? I don’t care. Step 11: Greet your neighbors. [Emmet’s neighbors walk by] Hey Joe, Hey Mel, Hey Surfer Dave,
Surfer Dave: Hey, brah.
Emmet: Good morning Sherrie, [Sherrie’s cats walk by] oh hey Jasmine, hey Dexter, hey Luke, hey LeRoy, hey Fluffy, hey Fluffy Jr., hey Fluffy Sr., hey Jeff.
Jeff: Meow.
Emmet: Obey all traffic signs and regulations. Step 13: Enjoy popular music.
Radio DJ: [he turns on the radio] Top of the charts again, it's everything is awesome.
Emmet: Oh, my gosh! I love this song! [Everything Is Awesome turns on, the music starts playing] Always use the turn signal, park between the lines. [Emmet and everyone else parks in exactly the same way] Yes! Drop off dry cleaning before noon, read the headlines, don't forget to smile. [waves and smiles to everyone as he walks down the street]
Paper Boy: Paper!
Emmet: Always root for the local sports team. [a train full of passengers appears]
LEGO® Citizens: Gooooooooo, SPORTS TEAM!!
Emmet: Always return a compliment. [to the male Lego citizen stepping out of the coffee shop] Hey, you look nice! [everyone turns to Emmet]
LEGO® Citizens: So, do you!
Emmet: Drink Overpriced Coffee! [inside the coffee shop he buys a coffee]
Larry The Barista: Here you go, that's $37. [Emmet looks at him for a moment before replying with excitement]
Emmet: [Laughing] Awesome! [Emmet walks to work with his overpriced coffee following the line of all the other construction workers doing exactly the same]
Construction Worker: Did you see Where are my Pants? last night? [everyone laughs and replies at the same time]
Emmet: [chuckles] Classic episode!
Foreman: [Everything is Awesome" continues to play in the background as the Lego construction workers get into position] Instructions coming in from central. Okay, it says here that anything that's weird then blow it up! [the workers start blowing up the buildings] [BOOM!!!!] All right, Cylinder-Heads, let's make it look exactly like it does in the Instructions!
Construction Worker #1: Hey, buddy! I need a 1x2 keyhole!
Emmet: No problem, Michael.
Construction Worker #2: 2x2 macaroni over here.
Emmet: 2x2 macaroni flying in! Here's 1, Mel.
Construction Worker #3: Guys, got a 1x1 with an indented stud on 1 side!
Foreman: Cheese, look, cheese slopes, come on, everybody!
Emmet: Roger that, Roger.
Construction Worker #4: Look alive, coming at you.
Construction Worker #5: Can I get a couple LURPs over here?
Emmet: Thanks, Gail.
Construction Worker #6: Guys, watch me drill this down.
[everyone cheers]
Construction Workers: [they all start singing along to "Everything is Awesome"]
Emmet: Man, I feel so good right now! I CAN SING THIS SONG FOR HOURS! [5 hours later] [everyone at the construction site is still singing "Everything is Awesome" and it's finally coming to the end of the day]
Barry: When you're part of a TEAM! [BOOM! everyone cheering] Yeah, I'm gonna the sports bar after work tonight, who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get [Gail laughs] CRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZYYYYY?! [as the other constructions workers start to leave together, Emmet is left behind and tries to get their attention]
Emmet: Chicken wings? I love chicken wings!
Construction Worker #6: Yeah, who wants to share a croissant with this guy?
Emmet: Croissants? I love croissants!
Construction Worker #7: Oh, yeah! I sure do love giant sausages!
Emmet: Giant sausages, no way! [nobody pays Emmet any attention as he tries to join them] You know what I love to do? Is share a meal with the special people in my life, Fred, Barry, Gail, me and y...? [Emmet runs into a construction post and falls. A gust of wind blows his instructions away] Ah, no guys, wait up! Okay, I'll meet you there! [Emmet chases after his instruction manual as the wind continues to carry it off] Oh, where did it go? [he finds the manual lying on some Lego rubble] Oh, there you are. [Emmet laughs, relieved, as he retrieves the manual and turns to leave but stops when he hears a whoosh] I think I heard a whoosh.

[A hooded figure uses a metal detector-like device]
Emmet: Hey, I hate to tell you this, but I think you are not allowed to be here. The rules specifically state, “Worksite closes at 6:00, it’s a hard-hat area only, that’s not official safety-orange,
[Emmet reads from his manual]
Emmet: If you see anything weird, report it immediately.
[he grabs his phone]
Emmet: Well, I guess I'm gonna have to report youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....
[in that moment the hooded figure removes its hood to reveal a beautiful woman, Emmet suddenly gets is frozen on the spot by her beauty, Wyldstyle gasps and the girl gets fed up and makes a run for it]
Emmet: Where are you going?! Miss, I didn't mean to scare you! I'm sorry...! [Screaming] WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOH! [Emmet grunts as he falls and finally lands onto the ground] [Screaming] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
[Emmet grunts as he starts going after her he trips and falls down a big hole in the ground, Emmet groans as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, as Emmet falls underground he gets continually knocked about]
Emmet: Hellooooooooooo? Ow, ow! [he lands on his back in an area where half the walls are painted in rainbow colors] Hey, that's not so bad! Ow! Ooh, aah, aah, ooh!
[Emmet grunts suddenly he starts to fall again and gets knocked about further until he finally falls to the ground and notices a giant block encased]
Emmet: Ow! Ow! [in crystal which is shining brightly]
Voice: Hey…
Emmet: What is that?
Voice: Come here…
Emmet: What do I do? I don’t have my instructions!
Voice: Touch the Piece…
Emmet: I feel like maybe I should touch that.
Emmet: I feel like maybe I should touch that.
Voice: It's so interesting... Touch the Piece... Touch the Piece... It's so interesting... Touch the Piece... [Emmet gets up and starts walking over to the giant block]
Emmet: Uh... [he becomes completely transfixed and steps over his instruction manual]
Voice: Touch the--
[he slowly extends his hand and touches the block and gets a vision which includes Vitruvius reciting the Piece of Resistance prophecy]
Vitruvius: A Special one with face of yellow... [Emmet falls, screaming] ...will make the Piece of Resistance found from its hiding refuge underground... [Emmet is still falling] ...this Master Builder... [girl screams] ...will thwart the Kragle and save the realm...
Wyldstyle: Come on, Everyone, protect the Special!
Vitruvius: [Emmet then passes out] ...the Special has arisen.
Boy: It's your turn to be the hero.
Bad Cop: [as Emmet slowly wakes he hears someone's voice] [Bad Cop echoes in distorted voice] Wake up.
Emmet: [waking up] [echoes in distorted voice] Ugh.
Bad Cop: Come on, wake up! Where are the Master Builders?! How did you find the Piece of Resistance?! Hey?! Where is it?!
Emmet: [Emmet's wake up out voice interrogating hears as starts to open his eyes] [in normal voice] Good morning, apartment...?
Bad Cop: [in normal voice] Wake up! [an angry looking cop shines a light onto Emmet making him immediately awake]
Emmet: [screams]
Bad Cop: How did you find the Piece of Resistance?!
Emmet: The Piece of what?
Bad Cop: The Piece of Resistance. [Bad Cop grunts, and screams as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, suddenly he knocks a chair aside in anger scaring Emmet, we see Emmet is being held in an interrogation room with his hands shackled to chair]
Emmet: I- I- I don't, where am I? what's happening?
Bad Cop: What's happening? Playing dumb, Master Builder.
Emmet: No, I... master builder?
Bad Cop: Oh, so you've never heard of the prophecy?
Emmet: No, I...
Bad Cop: Or the Special?
Emmet: No! No, I...
Bad Cop: You're a *liar!* We'll kill ya. [Bad Cop backflips and starts to kick and wrestle a chair]
Emmet: Look, um... [Bad Cop chuckles] I watch a lot of cop shows on TV... [Emmet gasps] Isn't there supposed to also be a-? Isn't there supposed to be a Good Cop?! [Emmet ducks as Bad Cop throws the chair to the wall]
Bad Cop: Oh yes. But we're not done yet. [switches head]
Good Cop: Hi, buddy! I'm your friendly neighborhood police officer! Would you like a glass of water?
Emmet: Yeah, actually that sounds-
Bad Cop: [switches back to his face] TOO BAAAD!!! [smacks the glass away] Security cameras picked up this! [grunts] You were found at the construction site convulsing with a strange piece.
Emmet: That's disgusting!
Bad Cop: Then why is it permanently stuck to your back?
Emmet: [peers back, sees that The Piece of Resistance is glued onto his back, and screams in alarm, and tries to get it off] Oh no! Aaaah! Ah! Ah! Get off me!! It won't come off, it's chasing me! Look, it's not my fault! I have no idea how this thing got on my back! [Bad Cop changes his face to Good Cop]
Good Cop: Of course, buddy. I believe you!
Emmet: Great! [suddenly Bad Cop appears beside Emmet] [Screams] Aaaahh!!
Bad Cop: I "believe" you, too. You see the quotations I'm making with my claw hands? It means I don't believe you! Why else would you show up with that thing on your back just three days before President Business is going to use the Kragle to end the world?
Emmet: President Business is gonna end the world? But he's such a good guy. And Octan, they make good stuff: [flashback books] Music, dairy products, coffee, TV shows, surveillance systems, all history books, voting machines... [flashback ends] ...Wait a minute.
Bad Cop: Oh no, come on, you can't be this stupid.
Emmet: Look, that is a misunderstanding, I'm just a regular, normal, ordinary guy, and I'm late to meet my best friends in the whole world, and they're probably missing me right now, they're probably out looking around! Hey, where's Emmet? Hey, where's my best friend Emmet? And you know what. Ask all my friends! THEY'LL TELL YOU!!

Emmet: [Emmet looks devastated; to Bad Cop] There you go, I told you I was a nobody.
Bad Cop: [sighs] Oh. It's the perfect cover.
Emmet: Cover? Cover for what?! [chuckles] Oops. [sneezes]
Good Cop: Okay, uh...I will think should somewhere. Bad Cop, perhaps to melted going off, but uh...
Bad Cop: I can't break him. Take him to the meltin' chamber and do nothing.
Lord Business: [disembodied] RELEASE THE *KRANGLE!*
Emmet: You're going to melt me?! What's wrong with me?! Am I gonna die?! Excuse me? You strapping me.
Good Cop: You'll live! You'll be fine! [Bad Cop/Good Cop's phone rings and draws Bad Cop with marker answers it as he switches back to his face]
Bad Cop: President Business, I have him right here, sir. Yes and no, we've told him he'll live so he doesn't try to escaping, but uh, we're lying to kills him. [Bad Cop presses the button to activate the meltin' device and Robber enters the chamber]
Emmet: No wait! What did he just say?!
Robot: Hold still!
Emmet: No wait, there is obviously been a mix-up here!? You have got the wrong-- Uh-oh. [a blue laser is shoots at Emmet's back to removes the Piece of Resistance] OOOOOW!! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ah-ah-ah-eh-eh-eh-oh-oh-oh! [Robot: Oops! Sorry, Emmet?] This is gonna start hurting pretty soon! [as the Robot starts to increase the heat while grinning menacingly, the hooded woman that Emmet had noticed in the construction site earlier appears and attacks the robots, overpowering them all down and goes to Free Emmet] No, no, no, nonononono... [Emmet closes his eyes as the hooded figure chops his shackles off.] [gasps] Whoa! Who are you?! [The figure takes off her hood to reveal her face and Emmet is transfixed again] It's you?
Wyldstyle: Come with me, if you wanna not die. [just as Emmet goes to grab her hand, Good Cop enters the chamber with a croissant]
Good Cop: Hi, everybody! How's the melting goi--? [as he notices Emmet escaping with Wyldstyle Bad Cop appears]
Bad Cop: Hey, hey, hey, heeeeeey!! Red alert, red alert! I need everyone, repeat, everyone, to go after the Special.

Wyldstyle: The tunnel’s that way!
[Emmet falls into a trash can]
Emmet: Ow! Oh, boy.
Wyldstyle: Oh, sir, you’re brilliant! We’ll build a motorcycle out of the alleyway.
Emmet: Oh!
Emmet: So, uh, didn’t catch your name or anything about what you’re uh… up to or what we’re doing here.
Wyldstyle: It’s brilliant, sir, that you’ve pretended to be a useless nobody, but you can drop that act with me. It’s cool.
Emmet: Oh, the act!
[Wyldstyle finishes building the motorcycle, and she starts it up]
Emmet: Woah!
Wyldstyle: Jump on! Let’s go!
Emmet: Hey, um...
Wyldstyle: Hang on, sir! [As they pull away, Bad Cop turns to go after them]
Bad Cop: All units, cut them off on Elm, now! [suddenly his face changes to Good Cop]
Good Cop: [Good Cop spins in] [gasping and chuckling] Or, whenever you can?
Robot: Ten-Four, Bad Cop.
Emmet: [Many squad cars block the road, as they are being chased and shot at] Watch out!
Wyldstyle: Hold on! [she jumps the bike hopping over one squad car and going up onto the monorail platform and onto the track, and screaming. Wyldstyle manages to avoid hitting the police cars in front of them] We need to meet up with Vitruvius and tell him the Piece has been found.

Emmet: Huh?
Bad Cop: They're up on the monorail. Release the Copper Choppers. [the helicopter above them drops down a motorcycle with two cops in it, a police helicopter flies in dropping a robot on a motorcycle, both Emmet and Wyldstyle gasp, which begins to drive towards Emmet and the girl, firing a green laser as he goes, Emmet shields himself from the fire but the girl, pulls out a multi barrelled laser and returns fire, just as they were about to crash, the figure veers off leaving the robots to crash head-on with a train]
Emmet: Oh, no! [causing a massive explodes, and screaming. He they start shooting at Wyldstyle and Emmet but Wyldstyle shoots back and manages to get their motorcycle onto the street below, they land safely] Will you please tell me what's happening?
Wyldstyle: I'm rescuing you, sir. You're the one that the prophecy spoke of. You're the Special.
Emmet: [Whispers] Me?
Wyldstyle: You found the Piece of Resistance. That means you are the most talented, most special, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. That's you, right?
Emmet: Ummmmmmm, yes. That's me.
Wyldstyle: Great, you drive.
Emmet: WHAT? [suddenly she jumps up to knock down the helicopter above them, and Emmet screams] [as Emmet screams is left to drive the motorcycle by himself, he's got no control over it and starts and Emmet screams] [while driving] I want to go home! [a house lands in the middle of the roadway and Emmet crashes into it] This is not what I meant! [a house crashing in the middle of the roadway, Emmet screams as he falls and finally lands on the ground, as Wyldstyle is trying to take down one of the robot cops chasing them on a bike she sees Emmet swerving around on the road]
Wyldstyle: OH, NO! LOOK OUT, SPECIAL! [to the other drivers on the road as Emmet tries to control the bike]
Emmet: I'm sorry, never driven a motorcycle, I'm sorry!
[Emmet screams and drivers on the road as Wyldstyle's]
Wyldstyle: Wow, he's amazing!
[Emmet screams as he falls and finally lands on the ground, Wyldstyle then manages to land on their bike sitting behind Emmet]
Wyldstyle: That was amazing! You’re even better than the prophecy said you’ll be!
Emmet: Oh really?
Wyldstyle: I’m Wyldstyle.
Emmet: Wyldstyle? Are you a DJ?
Wyldstyle: No.
Emmet: Oh, that’s your name? It’s Wyldstyle? Like on your birth certificate? It says, “Wyldstyle”?
Wyldstyle: Let’s not talk about my name!
Bad Cop: Don’t let the Special getaway!
Robot: Sir, we’ve blocked the freeway!
Wyldstyle: Hang on, sir!
Emmet: What are you doing! [Wyldstyle transforms the motorcycle into a flying vehicle]
Wyldstyle: Let’s fly! [The robots try to shoot the vehicle] Let's head to the Secret Tunnel! [as they get close to the city walls]
Emmet: Ughhh! These are the city limits!
Wyldstyle: Let's just head for the tunnel! [as they get nearer to the wall it suddenly opens up to reveal a secret tunnel]
Emmet you, want me to drive into that weird swirly hole, what are you, insane?!
Emmet: I can't do this! [suddenly Emmet goes to jump out but Wyldstyle grabs him and pulls him back] That's against THE INSTRUCTIONS!
Wyldstyle: Wait! What's Your Favorite Restaurant?
Emmet: Any Chain Restaurant!
Wyldstyle: Favorite TV Show?
Emmet: [TV show] Where Are My Pants?
Wyldstyle: Favorite Song?!
Emmet: [Singing] Everything Is Awesome
Wyldstyle: Oh, no!
[Emmet and Wyldstyle scream, at that moment they enter the secret tunnel in the wall and, the secret tunnel stops whirring, falls, and crashes, immediately closes up after them making the police cars crash and wail, and finally land on the ground into a new entry, them and the helicopter crash into it, fire crackling, the Bad Cop tires screeches, and grunts]

Bad Cop: Darn, darn, darn, darny-DARN!!!!!

[The robot screams, Bad Cop grunts, he starts kicking a metal object in anger, one of the cops behind him starts running off, Bad Cop kicks the metal object and it lands on top of the cop that was running off, chair shatters. Bad Cop grumbles 'Grrrrrugggg!']
Emmet: [Emmet screams] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! [he and Wyldstyle enter into a new Lego world] [Emmet screams] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
[Emmet screams 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!' as he falls and finally lands onto the ground]
[Emmet grunts 'UAAAAH! AAAAH! OOOH! OH! AAAAAH!' as he falls and fianlly lands onto the ground]
[Wyldstyle scoffs and walks up]
Emmet: [Stops screaming] Wait. Where are we?
[a sign comes up to announced this new Lego world as "The Old West"]
Emmet: This is so weir...
[suddenly Wyldstyle walks over to him and hits him with a giant cactus]
Emmet: Well, I mean it depends, it really depends on--
Wyldstyle: You're not even a master builder, are you?!
Emmet: [Wyldstyle turns and starts walking off and Emmet follows her] Eeeeeehhh. I mean I know what a master builder is, why don't you tell me what it is? That way I could see if you're right.
Wyldstyle: You ruined The Prophecy!
Emmet: I'm sorry, okay? You just... you just made being Special sound so good.
Wyldstyle: To think I was going to follow you to the end of the universe!
Emmet: You were? We'll here's the thing. How do we know for sure... That I'm not the Special? We just don't know it yet.
Wyldstyle: [just then Wyldstyle pulls Emmet behind a gravestone as she hears people in the distance] QUIET!!

Emmet: Oh, my G-O-S-H!
Wyldstyle: [Wyldstyle throws Emmet a cowboy hat] Just put the hat on! Oh, and this, and this, and this, and this! [Emmet screams from inside the cowboys wagon she throws him a poncho, gun and a horse] And by the way, I have a boyfriend. [she turns and we see she's wearing an old fashioned western dress]
Emmet: Uh, I'm not sure exactly why you bring that up.
Wyldstyle: It's super serious and you do not wanna mess with him.
Emmet: Okay.
Wyldstyle: [chuckling] So, don't get any ideas. [she jumps onto one of the cowboy's horse]
Emmet: [chuckles] I never have any ideas. [Emmet sits his horse up and it suddenly runs off] [Emmet gasps] WAIT! Hey, listen, could you please tell me why I’m dressed like this, and those big words in the sky, and where we are?
Wyldstyle: Your home, Bricksburg, is one of many realms in the universe. There’s also this one, Pirate’s Cove, Viking’s Landing, Knight’s Castle, Clown Town, and a bunch of others we don’t need to mention. Lord Business, as you know as President Business, stole the Kragle, the most powerful weapon… Blah, blah, blah, proper name, backstory stuff… the special… I’m so pretty. I like you. But I’m angry with you for some reason… put the Piece of Resistance on the Kragle, and disarm it forever.
Emmet: I think I got it, but just in case, tell me the whole thing again. I wasn’t listening.
Wyldstyle: OK, all of the people in the universe were once free to travel and mingle and build whatever they wanted. But President Business was confused by the chaos and erected walls between the worlds and became obsessed with order and perfection and he stole the mysterious super-weapon called… [Lord Business: THE KRAGLE!] And he hired Bad Cop to hunt down all of the Master Builders that were changing everything. Those of us remaining, well, we went into hiding and built the tunnels to survive. And we search for the Piece of Resistance, the only thing that could stop the Kragle.
Emmet: The Kragle, I know that? I mean, that cop, well he said something about the Kragle, President Business was gonna use the Kragle to end the world in 3 days. Yes, I can't make any sense of it. [suddenly Wyldstyle realizes something]
Wyldstyle: [Gasps] Taco Tuesday? I knew that was suspicious, there's no time to lose, we must find Vitruvius and get to the office tower before it's too late! [she starts rushing off]
Emmet: Okay. [Chuckles] How scary can someone's office be?
Robot #1: [The thunder crashes, and the wolf howls, at President Business' Office which is located at the very top of Octan office tower, Emmet's face is plastered on all the monitors as the robots try to find him] President Business, we're trying to locate the fugitive, but his face is so generic it matches every other face in our database!
Lord Business: Diabolical, okay, have Bad Cop meet me in my office in... 23 seconds.
Robot #1: Will do, sir!
Lord Business: CIAO!
Robot #2: Coffee sales are through the roof, sir.
Lord Business: Glad to hear it, let's rebuild that roof to be even higher.
Robot #3: Roof building, we're on it!
Robot #4: Sir, can you approve this poster for Taco Tuesday?
Lord Business: Perfect. WHOO, I love everyone in this room!
Robots: We love you, sir! [going through to the radio station where the song "Everything is Awesome" is being played]
Music on Radio: [Singing] Everything is awesome
Lord Business: Hey, guys, great job, on the radio station!
Music on Radio: [Singing] Everything is cool when you're part of a team
Robot DJ: Thank you, sir!
Music on Radio: [Singing] Everything is awesome when you're living your dream!
Robot DJs: Thank you, sir! We love listening to this song over and over again!
Lord Business: Keep it up, guys!
Music on Radio: [Singing ends, on the TV station we see the actors for the show "Where Are My Pants?"]
Larry: Honey, where are my pa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ants? [the audience laughs as try their fuse and room]
Lord Business: And CUT! [Lord Business laughs and goes over to the actors] Hilarious, that never gets old.
Larry: Well, it does not.
[Business changes into his Lord Business outfit with his giant iron legs]
Octan Computer: Activate helmet, light sequence, flame test, a send engage dramatic entrance.
[suddenly the door opens. Both Guards screamed' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!'. Lord Business enters his office in a cloud of smoke]
Lord Business: Bad Cop.
Bad Cop: [backing away from Lord Business as approaches him] Lord Business, I know the Special got away. B...
Lord Business: Don't be so serious. Where's the other guy? [Bad Cop's face turns to Good Cop's chuckles 'Hehehehehey!'] Hey, buddy. I missed you.
Good Cop: [sighs] Did you?
Lord Business: Have I ever shown you my relic collection?
Good Cop: Nope, I don't think you have.
Lord Business: Nobody knows where this stuff comes from. [he shows Good Cop a giant band-aid] This one is the cloak of band-a-id, I hear it's super painful to take off! Do you want to try it on? [Good Cop groans, suddenly Bad Cop appears]
Bad Cop: Nope, but, thank you.
Lord Business: You’ve done some great work, capturing all of those Master Builders and torturing them…
Bad Cop: Thank you, sir.
Lord Business: Although, you did let the Piece of Resistance go. The one thing that can ruin my plans, the one thing that I asked you to take care of! [Lord Business chuckles and he comes over to Bad Cop and puts one arm around his shoulder] That's super frustrating, it makes me just wanna pick up whoever's standing closest to me and just: THROW THEM THROUGH THIS WINDOW, AND OUT INTO THE INFINITE ABYSS OF NOTHINGNESS!!!!!!! [Bad Cop: Ouch! What?! You killed a Good Cop!] [he picks up Bad Cop takes him to the large glass window and bangs his head against it] I wanna do it so bad! [chuckles and Bad Cop]
Bad Cop: [chuckles] I know you do, sir! But, please! Please, don't! [he throws Bad Cop aside]
Lord Business: And it's not just you, Bad Cop, [Bad Cop: Unh!] that keeps messing up my plans. People everywhere are always messing with my stuff. [Bad Cop: Huh? What? Why?] But I have a way to fix that. A way to keep things exactly the way they are supposed to be permanently. [he turns on his TV monitor which shows his robots carrying the box containing the Kragle] Behold the most powerful weapon of all the relics: [his robots open the box containing the Kragle and take it out] THE KRAGLE!!! [we see the Kragle is in fact an old tube of Krazy Glue, Bad Cop gasping and Lord Business] Well, as you can see they're loading the Kragle into a big machine upstairs. I call it: The "Tentacle Arm Kragle Outside Sprayer", or TAKOS! The "S" is silent. So on Taco Tuesday it's going to spray the Kragle over everyone and everything with a bunch of super scary nozzles, like this one. [the tentacle reaches out and comes over to Bad Cop] I'll show you how it works.
Bad Cop: Sir, I don’t know if it is necessary.
Lord Business: Don’t worry, I won’t test it on you, I’ll do it on your parents!
Pa Cop: Hiya, son!
Ma Cop: How’s it going in the big city?
Bad Cop: Fine.
Lord Business: OK Pa, I want you to act normal like you are having a good day [Pa Cop raises his hand] Yeah, keep your hand up like that.
Lord Business: Ma, scoot 2 steps to the right.
[Pa Cop moves]
Lord Business: Pa, why d-whenever I talk to Ma, you start to move? Get back to where you were!
[Pa Cop returns to his original position]
Lord Business: Now, Ma, hand on his shoulder.
[Pa Cop moves again]
Lord Business: Pa, you moved, and you just wrecked it! YOU WRECKED IT! Bad Cop, you see what I am talking about? All I’m asking for is total perfection. Send in a Micro-Manager!
Micro-Manager: [a Micro-Manager comes in the room] Commencing micromanagement.
[The Micro-Manager reshapes Bad Cop’s parents]
Lord Business: And now, I just spray them with the TAKOS!
[The tentacle sprays the parents with Krazy Glue]
Ma Cop: Oh, Pa! Hold me!
Pa Cop: Oh, no, darling. I can’t move my legs!
Lord Business: Bad Cop, you feel bad about your parents, and you want to help them, do you?

Lord Business: Finish the job!
Good Cop: No, I don't want to!
Bad Cop: You have to.
Good Cop: I don't want to!
Bad Cop: Will please be quiet?!
Good Cop: I can't!
Bad Cop: You've must?!
Good Cop: But they--
Bad Cop: Shut it!
Good Cop: It's not nice!
Bad Cop: It's your job man!?
Good Cop: No, it's my job!
Bad Cop: Lord Business trying to talk?!
Good Cop: I can't do it, they innocent!?
Lord Business: Just as I thought. You're Good Cop side's making you soft, Bad Cop. Robots, bring me the fleece crested scepter of Q-tip and Po-Lish Remover of Na-il! [the robots bring him a big Q-tip and nail polish remover and Lord Business deeps one end into the polish before turning to Bad Cop] You've already let the special get away once. [two of the robots hold Bad Cop]
Bad Cop: Sir, you're never get away of this. Let go of me! NO!
Lord Business: I'm just gonna make sure it doesn't happen again, [the robots switch Good Cop in, one of the robots turns Bad Cop's face to Good Cop] NO MORE MR. NICE GUY!!! [he brings the Q-Tip onto Good Cop's face, suddenly Lord Business uses the end of the Q-tip with nail polish remover to wipe Good Cop's face off, after two scrubs back and forth, there's nothing left]
Emmet: [disembodied] No!
Ma Cop: [starts to weep] Oh, son!
Pa Cop: [shocked] Son, no!
Lord Business: On Taco Tuesday, I'm going to kraglize the entire universe so that EVERYONE WILL STOP MESSING WITH MY STUFF?? [turns to he now faceless Good Cop]
Bad Cop: [disembodied] I know, Lord Business.
Lord Business: Are you gonna be with me or are you GONNA BE STUCK HAVIN’ A TEA PARTY WITH YOUR MOM AND DAD??
Pa Cop: Son?
Bad Cop: [The now faceless Good Cop stands back up, only to switch to Bad Cop] Sorry, Dad. I've a job to do. [he uses the TAKOS device to completely glue his parents, the nozzle powers up, he presses a button and the TAKOS fires completely freezing them solid] This is all Good Cop's fault!

[At a saloon, Everything is Awesome is playing on the piano, and lots of cowboys drink and play]
Wyldstyle: Emmet, all you have to do is act as if you belong here.
Emmet: [bursts into the saloon] Howdy! I’m a cowboy! BANG! BANG! BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Bullet-bullet gun! Zap! Zap! Zap-pow! Zap-pow!
Wyldstyle: I made a mistake. You should be still, and act like a stool. Quiet! Stools don’t talk. Seats don’t talk.
Emmet: [bursts into the saloon again] Howdy guys, come sit on me!
Wyldstyle: [to Emmet as they make their way through the saloon] Okay, let's find the wizard and get this over with. [as they make their way through, the patrons look at Emmet menacingly] [Emmet gasps, yelps] [Wyldstyle notices Vitruvius playing the piano at the saloon] Psst. There he is. [she goes over to him] Vitruvius.
Vitruvius: Who? I've never heard of that man, whom I am not. Who are you?
Wyldstyle: It's me.
Vitruvius: I am a blind man, and cannot see.
Wyldstyle: It's Wyldstyle.
Vitruvius: Are you a DJ? [gasps]
Wyldstyle: No, why does everyone...?
Vitiruvius: Wait, wait, were you the student I used to have who was so insecure she kept changing her name? Yeah, first Dark Storm... Then Gemini, then there was Neversmile--- Then Freak Face... Then Snazzypants... [suddenly Vitruvius stops playing and turns to Wyldstyle] Meet me upstairs in 10 seconds. [he then turns and starts to walk off using his, Vitruvius grunts as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, scepter when suddenly he bangs into the wall]

[10 seconds later]

Emmet: This is a cool, decorated place!

Wyldstyle: That would be great, but Emmet is the one who found the Piece. [Emmet turns and waves he chuckles]
Vitruvius: [gasps] Oh, okay. [turning to Emmet] Emmet, the prophecy states that... you're the special, the most talented--
Wyldstyle: I'm not sure he's the Special, actually--[Emmet's started chuckles]--because he's not even a Master Builder. Watch! Emmet, just given what's around you, build something simple! Like an awesome race car.
Emmet: Do you have the instructions?
Vitruvius: You must create the instructions in your mind.
Emmet: OK. Race car. Lots of cool stuff around here. Don’t see a wheel or… 3 more wheels.
Wyldstyle: See, he won’t do it. He would never be a master builder!
Vitruvius: Why are you telling him he couldn’t?

Emmet: [Vitruvius goes over to Emmet and puts his hands against Emmet's head] Uh, what are you doing? [suddenly Vitruvius pulls off Emmet's hair revealing his Lego head]
Vitruvius: We are entering your mind.
Emmet: WHAT?!?!?!
Vitruvius: prove that you have to unlock the potential to be a Master Builder, ujjayi breath! [Vitruvius chants in magical language] Shut your face, a found The Dog! [Vitruvius and Wyldstyle start bowing and moving around Emmet until finally we see all of them in Emmet's mind which is a vast empty space]
Emmet: [echoing] Whoa, are we inside my brain right now? It's big. I must be smart.
Wyldstyle: [echoing] Hmmmmm.
Vitruvius: [echoing] I'm not hearing a lot of activity here.
Wyldstyle: I don't think he's ever had an original thought in his life.
Emmet: [chuckles] That's not true. For instance, one time I wanted to have a bunch of my friends over to watch TV. [suddenly a TV forms behind him] Not unlike this TV that just showed up magically. And not everybody could fit on my one couch. [a couch forms behind him] And I thought to myself, well, what if there’s such a thing as a bunk bed, but as a couch? [suddenly the couch forms into a double decker couch] Introducing the double decker couch: So everyone could watch TV, together and be buddies! [dead silence]
Wyldstyle: That's literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Vitruvius: Please, Wyldstyle. Lemme handle this, that idea is just the worst. [to Emmet]

[In the saloon, the cowboys are still playing, and Bad Cop enters on a horse]
Cowboy: Do you think zeppelins are a bad investment?
[Bad Cop storms in the saloon, his horse galloping, the cowboy's grunt]
Bad Cop: Has anyone seen this guy? [shows a picture of Emmet]
Sheriff: Wait a minute, draw a cowboy hat on him.
[Bad Cop draws a cowboy hat on the wanted poster of Emmet]
Vitruvius: [back in Vitruvius's room] These mechanical birds will get our message out, they will go to an internet cafe and email the remaining Master Builders who will meet us in the secret realm of Cloud Cuckoo Land. [he throws the birds out of the window]
Emmet: Cuckoo Land? Wait, what happened to that whole training part?
Vitruvius: Don't worry, Emmet. You're training begins now. [suddenly they hear a knock on the door]
Vitruvius: Your training begins later! [as Vitruvius, Emmet and Wyldstyle try to make their escape the Sheriff's men throw a dynamite at the door]
Sheriff: On 3, 1...! [KA-BOOM!!!] [the deputy presses the fuse and the door blows open, they enter the room and we see Vitruvius, Emmet and Wyldstyle have escaped up through a hatch on the roof, as they escape through the roof hatch]
Wyldstyle: [exhales deeply] Phwoo, I think we're in the clear.
Bad Cop: [honk] Freeze, turkeys! [Emmet laughs, and he both start gasp]
[they look down to see Bad Cop and his army of robots all assembled outside the saloon]
Bad Cop: All I want is the Piece of Resistance!
Emmet: I would not rather he died!
Bad Cop: Look, everybody, we can do this the easy way or we can d-
Wyldstyle: GO, RUN!
Bad Cop: They took the hard way! Fire, fire!
Wyldstyle: [his army of robots start firing at the trio as they continue to run and jump off the roof tops] Vitruvius, which way to Cloud Cuckoo Land?!
Vitruvius: Head for the big bright thing in the sky!
Emmet: Do you mean The Sun?!
Vitruvius: Yeah, yeah, that's it!
Wyldstyle: Let's get outta here! Here, use this!
Emmet: [Wyldstyle quickly builds a vehicle] WHAT?... No, wait! Hey, what are you doing?...
Wyldstyle: LET'S GO!
Emmet: [Screams] Aaah!!
[they fly off on Wyldstyle's vehicle as the robots continue to shoot at them]
Emmet: I don't know what I'm doing. [Screams] Aaaaah!
Bad Cop: [Bad Cop aims and shoots his gun] Goodbye, BOOM!
[the trio's vehicle explodes into pieces and the trio land in a water tank, the everyone screams. Wyldstyle screams as the trio fall to the ground, Cowboy Pig Farmer gasps, Emmet and Vitruvius end up in a pig pen. Emmet screams continue]
Wyldstyle: Guys, quite playing around in the mud! I could use your help!
Emmet: [Emmet and Vitruvius follow Wyldstyle with the pigs chasing after them] WYLDSTYLE, WE COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP!
[The falls his pulls behind a in the she hears, Emmet screams in slow motion, as they nearly run into a robot Wyldstyle manages to build another vehicle which uses the pigs to get them away in time. The pigs grunt. 'Wyldstyle: Whoa!']
Wyldstyle: VITRUVIUS, THEY'RE GAINING ON US! Build something!
Vitruvius: Let Emmet try!
Emmet: No, let's not let Emmet try! I haven't had any training!
Vitruvius: That's okay, we'll start with how to become a Master Builder. Step 1; trust your instincts. [Emmet picks up a Lego piece not sure what to do]
Emmet: Okay, okay. Eeeeehhh.
Emmet: [chuckles] Take that! [he throws the Lego piece at the robots which is immediately run over by the army of robots chasing after them]
Vitruvius: Unless your instincts are terrible.
[just then the sheriff starts shooting at them and suddenly a wheel comes off their vehicle as they're heading towards the edge of a cliff]
Vitruvius: No, the wheel!
[their vehicle goes out of control as they head towards the edge of a cliff]
Wyldstyle: I CAN'T CONTROL IT MUCH LONGER! [Emmet screams]
Vitruvius: [He and stops Emmet screams] Emmet, we need to attach the wheel to something that spins around. We need to attach the wheel to something that spins around. [Emmet head starts spinning as Vitruvius's voice keeps echoing in his head] We need to attach the wheel to something that spins around. We need to attach the wheel to something that spins around, something that spins around, spins around, spins around [Vitruvius echoing and suddenly Emmet gets an idea, he pops off his hair and attaches the wheel to the top of his head and makes his way down the side of the vehicle]
Wyldstyle: Emmet, where are you going?! [Emmet positions where the wheel would go which should help Wyldstyle steer the vehicle] Oh, this better work! Hang tight!
Sheriff: DAGNABIT! [horses scream echoing and just as they reach the edge of the cliff Wyldstyle manages to turn and avoid going down, but the robots go over the edge and explode as they hit the ground]
Vitruvius: Well, done, Emmet!
Emmet: Hey, I did it!
Wyldstyle: [Wyldstyle laughing] Wow, you actually did it. [chuckles, suddenly they hear they a train coming as an engine blows its whistle, hauling its coal tender, and lots of heavy freight cars] TRAIN! [their vehicle crashes into the train cars]
[making the trio jump up into the air]
Emmet, Wyldstyle and Vitruvius: [Screaming] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! [Screaming] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
[which makes Emmet get his hair attached back and then they all land on top of the freight cars of the train]
Emmet: Wow! We're alive! We will got away. So he got the "What's New Scooby-Doo? Meets TMNT 1987?
Bad Cop: Scooby-Doo meets Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles '87?! Why are you gets on my train to my pieces?
Wyldstyle: [Gasps] Oh, no!
Vitruvius: This is no match for shooting at the railroad.
Bad Cop: Get off my train.
Lord Business: [disembodied] Don't do that, Bad Cop! It's just the railroad!
Bad Cop: I know, Lord Business. Did you suspect even something has green 3 piece unit join him. Oh, I'm sorry about yelling. Please get off my train or you're embarrassed me.
Emmet: No! You get off my train!
Bad Cop: Huh? Why you little pumpkinball? What has done with Good Cop?!
Wyldstyle: RUN! [Emmet screams and the trio start running across the train toward the engine as Bad Cop chases after them, as Bad Cop aims to shoot at them Emmet jumps in front of Wyldstyle to save her]
Emmet: Wyldstyle! [Bad Cop whining as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, Emmet gets hits and starts to cry] Owie! [Emmet stop crying] That hurts! Oh! I gonna idea! Lucy, build the ramp.
Bad Cop: You mighty those train tickets is trying these.
Wyldstyle: He's gonna ram us! [Emmet's gets starts to gasping] Quick, quick, quick! That piece, give me that piece!
Bad Cop: Huh?!
Wyldstyle: Build a ramp!
Emmet: Yes!
[Wyldstyle gasps as Bad Cop heads toward them with his car he crashes into the ramp and falls off the train but manages to avoid crashing to the ground as his vehicle transforms into a flying vehicle and he heads back up. Vitruvius Wyldstyle and Emmet gasps]
Wyldstyle: WHAT THE HECK?!
Bad Cop: Rest in pieces.
[Bad Cop shoots at the bridge making it explode]
Emmet: Eeeeeehhhhh.
Wyldstyle: Oh, no!
Emmet: Oh, no, wait, wait, wait, nononononononono...
[the train derails and starts falling down as the engine. The at all scream, it's coal tender, and several freight cars plummet into the river, changes into a hold hands Emmet and Wyldstyle, as they plummet toward a chase with crocodiles below everything becomes slow motion and Wyldstyle looks at Emmet]
Wyldstyle: Hey, thanks for saving my life back there. Even if, you know, eventually it turned out to be pointless... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
Emmet: Well, for what it's worth, this has been about the greatest 15 minutes of my life... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... [Wyldstyle chuckles, as they go to hold hands they are suddenly saved by a superhero flying in with his aircraft]
Bad Cop: What the...?
[after Batman flies in and saves them]
Batman: Relax, everybody, I'm here.
Emmet: Batman!
Batman: [to Wyldstyle] What's up, babe?
Wyldstyle: Babe!
Emmet: WHAT?
Wyldstyle: Oh, sorry. Batman, this is Emmet. Emmet, this is my boyfriend. Batman.
Batman: I'm batman.
Emmet: That's your boyfriend? [Emmet screams 'AAAAHHHH!!!' Batman swerves his aircraft to avoid getting hit by Bad Cop as he chases after them] Batman, huh? Where did you guys meet?
Wyldstyle: It's actually a funny story. [she turns to see Batman has disappeared]
Bad Cop: There he is!
Batman: "Police" to meet you, Bad Cop. [Bad Cop sees Batman has landed on his vehicle]
Bad Cop: Batman, the pleasure is all "spine"! [Bad Cop punches Batman, then they start fighting on top of Bad Cop's vehicle]
Batman: Guess what, you big dumb baby? Your Car Is A Baby Carriage! [Batman transforms Bad Cop's vehicle into a baby carriage and it start plummeting to the ground]
Bad Cop: [Screams] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! [as they watch Batman plummet with Bad Cop on his vehicle] Oh, great.
Emmet: Oh, no! Your Boyfriend's Gone!
Batman: Hey, Babe. [they turn to see Batman sat back in the drivers seat] Calm down folks.
Emmet: WHAT?
Batman: [to Wyldstyle] Let's hold hands! [Batman and Wyldstyle hold hands, Emmet watches them hold onto each other, Wyldstyle inhales]
Emmet: So Eeehhh. Hey-Guys? I think we're about to crash into the sun.
Batman: Yeah, but it's gonna look really cool. [as they shatters through the sun, Batman's vehicle leaves it's batman mark in the middle of the sun]
Emmet: Uh, is this Cloud Cuckoo Land? I don’t see any clouds or cuckoos.

Vitruvius: This is Middle Zealand. A wondrous land full of knights, castles, muttons, torture weapons, poverty, leeches, illiteracy, and um...
Emmet: [Out of the sun flying straight towards them is a...] DRAGON!!! [The Batwing takes dive as the dragon swoops down]
Vitruvius: Yeah, that too. [Batman quickly turns the Batwing back into the Batmobile and lands the car into a forest area, it speeds along the track, Batman makes his aircraft transform into a car and lands on the ground and drives through the woods] Once we arrive in Cloud Cuckoo Land, we'll raise an army of Master Builders...
Batman: Yeah, yeah, anyway. You guys gotta check out these new subwoofers I installed in the back, I call them The Dogs. Listen to them bark! [Batman turns on some music, sending heavy metal blasting through Emmet and Vitruvius, bouncing them and the roof of the Batmobile up and down, Emmet screams he turns on his stereo making Emmet and Vitruvius jump in the back]
Emmet: Can you turn that down a little bit?!
Batman: This is a song I wrote for Wyldstyle! [Wyldstyle smiles at Batman before singing with the song, we hear Batman's voice as he sings to the heavy metal music] Darkness! [to Emmet and Vitruvius] It's about how I'm an orphan! [the song continues] No parents!
Wyldstyle: [Wyldstyle turns to Emmet] This is real music, Emmet. Batman's a true artist. Dark, brooding.
Emmet: Well, I'm dark and brooding too! [Emmet gasps, suddenly he notices something ahead] Look, a rainbow! [as they reach the rainbow]
Vitruvius: So, you're gonna drive up the curved part, [Batman: Super rich!] take it all the way to the top [Batman: Kinda makes it better!] and park the car. [the Batmoblie stops, Batman drives up the rainbow and stops the car at the very top] Friends, welcome to Cloud Cuckoo Land. [an angelic chord plays as the camera pans down to the group standing in front of a rather large cloud, the rainbow disappears and they are surrounded by clouds] Now, I just need to give the secret knock.
[The door opens]
Emmet: I’m not sure about this place and what I am supposed to do.
Unikitty: Hi! I am Princess Unikitty, and I welcome you all to Cloud Cuckoo Land!
[Everyone cheers]
Emmet: But there are no signs or anything! How can people know what not to do?
Unikitty: Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules! There’s no government, no babysitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind.
Wyldstyle: You just said the word, “no”, like a million times.
Unikitty: And there’s also no consistency. All ideas are the good ones, except the not-so-good ideas. Those that push down deep inside where you’ll never, ever, ever, EVER… find them! Your fellow Master Builders are gathered in the Dog!
Emmet: The what?

Emmet: [Emmet gasps] Is that Superman?
Statue of Liberty: Bonjour.
Superman: Girl, what are you doing right now?
Green Lantern: [appears from behind Emmet] Hey, Superman!
Superman: Oh, hey... Hey, what's up?
Green Lantern: [fixing his mask] Lantern. Green Lantern.
Superman: Yeah, yeah.
Green Lantern: Do you wanna sit together at the meeting?
Superman: Uh, I have to, I have to go back to Krypton. [Superman quickly flies off]
Green Lantern: [the camera pans to Vitruvius addressing the room at large] Did didn't Krypton blow up?
Vitruvius: My fellow, Master Builders, including, but not limited to: Robin Hood, Mermaid Lady, Gandalf, Swamp Creature, 1980-something Space Guy... [Benny: 'Hello!'] ...2002 NBA All Stars and Wonder Woman. You have traveled far to be here for a moment of great import. We have learned that Lord Business plans to unleash a fully-weaponized Kragle on Taco Tuesday, to end the world as we know it. [the Master Builders express their shock and outrage] Please, calm yourselves. Green Ninja, Milhouse, Nice Vampire, Michelangelo, Michelangelo and Cleopatra. There is yet one hope, the Special has arisen.
[he steps aside to reveal Emmet while hushed murmurs spread around]
[Emmet walks up to the platform and waves to everyone, Emmet clears throat, referring to the block stuck to his back]
Emmet: Hello, I'm Emmet. [referring to the block stuck to his back] Oh, and this is the Piece of Resistance.
[the Master Builders cheer express their excitement. Unikitty giggles, Wyldstyle gasps]
Emmet: Thank you. Well, eeeeehhhh. I know that I for one am very excited to work with you guys, to get into the Octan Tower, find the Kragle and put this thing on the thing, and I know it's going to be really hard, but... [suddenly he's interrupted by a large Master Builder known as Metalbeard crashes]
Metalbeard: REALLY HARD?! [the audience gasps] Wiping your bum with a hook for a hand is really hard, this be impossible, the last time we tried to storm Lord Business's office we used every plan we could conceive, the result was a massacre too terrible to speak of!
Emmet: Who are you?
Metalbeard: The name be Metal Beard, and I'll tell you me tale of woe!
Vitruvius: Oh, great. Here we go again. [Metal Beard recounts his failed attempt in trying to infiltrate Lord Business's office]
Metalbeard: I arrived at the foot of the tower with me hearty Master Builder crew, only to find the Kragle was all the way up on the infinitieth floor guarded by a robot army. And security measures of every kind imaginable, lasers, sharks, laser sharks, overbearing assistants, and strange dangerous relics that entrap, snap and zap. And there be a mysterious room called "The Think Tank." I barely made it out of that room with just me head... [Metalbeard purrs as he falls and finally lands onto the ground] ...and organs! [Metalbeard purrs as he falls and finally lands onto the ground]
Emmet: Okay.
Metalbeard: I had to replace every part of my once strapping virile pirate body with this useless hunk of garbage ye see before ye.
[to Emmet] So if ye think it'd be a good idea to return to that foresaken place, Special, what idea have ye that be better than the ideas of-100-of our fallen Master Builder brothers?
Emmet: Well, technically I'm not exactly a Master Builder y-
Metalbeard: WHAT?! [the other Master Builders shout in outrage]
Emmet: Please, everyone, everyone! please.
William Shakespeare: [throws a pizza] Rubbish!
Emmet: [addressing the Master Builders] Yes, it's true, I may not be a Master Builder, I may not have a lot of experience fighting or leading or coming up with plans, or having ideas in general, in fact, I'm not all that smart, and I'm not what you'd call a creative type, plus, generally unskilled, also, scared and cowardly, I know what, you're thinking? "He is the least qualified person in the world to lead us!" And, you are right!
Swamp Creature: This is supposed to make us feel better?
Emmet: What th-? No, there was about to be a but...
Gandalf: You're a butt!
Dumbledore: Yes.
[Outside Cloud Cuckoo Land, Metalbeard and a few knights and cowboys are leaving]
Metalbeard: You all be on your own! I be leaving this lost cause! [Metalbeard jumps onto his ship and sails off Cuckoo Land, as it purrs]
Emmet: Why are you leaving?!
Abraham Lincoln: A house divided against itself would be better than this. [Lincoln jumps into his seat and it suddenly takes off like spaceship]
Emmet: Abraham Lincoln, you bring your space chair right back here! Come on, guys! [nearly gets hit by an object] We can still do this! [another Master Builder throws a blue disc at him] Oh! Right?
Master Builder 1: You're not even a bit special.
[Wyldstyle, Batman and Unikitty witness everything]
Batman: [Batman whispering to Wyldstyle as they watch Emmet] Well, you were right about him being a ding-dong. [the Master Builders continue to throw things at Emmet]
Master Builder 2: You're a huge disappointment!
[Emmet, sad and disappointed, turns and starts walking off]
Master Builder 3: Get him out of here, I don't wanna look at him!
Emmet: Well, at least it can't get any worse.

Master Builder 4: Special? Not! [A giant golf ball falls out of nowhere, destroying the Dog]

Emmet: I was wrong.

[Emmet yells and runs away as the falling ball falls onto the ground, goes through the eye of the dog and squishes an Island Warrior Master Builder]

Superman: It's the orb of Tee-ti-list!

Superman: IT DIDN'T BREAK!
Bad Cop: Because it's Kragled. [to his robots] Machine gum! Fire! [they shoot at Superman with chewing gum making him splat to the ground stuck in the gum]
Superman: [screams] I can't move.
Green Lantern: Don't worry, Superman! I'll get you out of there. [as Green Lantern goes to rescue Superman his hands get stuck in the gum and screams] Oh, my gosh! My hands are stuck! [he wriggles his legs and those get stuck in the gum too] My legs are stuck as well!
Superman: I super hate you.

Emmet: [as the robots have got hold of Emmet] OW, YOU'RE PULLING MY TORSO OFF!!
Wyldstyle: Babe, help me get him out of here!
Batman: I said every man for himself.
Wyldstyle: Hey, you gotta be there for me. [Batman groans as he falls and finally lands onto the ground]
Batman: Fine! Fine, fine, fine! [reluctantly he goes to her aide and fights off the robots attacking Emmet] Fine, fine, fine, fine!
Wyldstyle: I need you to have a better attitude about it!
Batman: I've a great attitude! [Batman gets the tracker off Emmet and throws it at one of the robots]
Bad Cop: [Bad Cop picks up Emmet's tracker which is now attached to the robot] The Special's in the northwest quadrant, we've got him corner! [he looks down but all he sees is the robot with the tracker attached to his head smacking into a wall] Where did he go?
Unikitty: Oh, no! They've hit our silly cloud stabilizer!
Wyldstyle: Let's go, we need to get Emmet outta here!
Emmet: Can't we build something? [suddenly the space guy comes over to them]
Benny: Hey, I'm Ben! But you can call me Benny! And I can build a spaceship. Watch this. [he starts building a spaceship and chanting along as he works] [Benny singing] Spaceship, spaceship, spaceship, spaceship! Spaceshi--!
Wyldstyle: No, no, no, no! You can't, the skies are surrounded.
Benny: That's okay, I didn't really wanna build a spaceship. [Benny chuckles] Anyway, that's cool. [Groaning] [looking visibly disappointed he kicks his half built spaceship and it falls apart]
Unikitty: Well, where can we go where we won’t be found?
Batman: How about we went underwater?
Emmet: In a submarine!
Batman: Great idea, a Bat submarine patent pending.
Unikitty: With rainbows!
Vitruvius: And dream catchers, just in case we took a nap.
Benny: Like an underwater spaceship!
Emmet: But we can’t build all of them at once!

All: Ready, break!
Unikitty: These are the colors I'm making, blue raspberry and sour apple!
Batman: If anybody has black parts I need them, okay? I only work in black. And sometimes very, very dark grey.
Unikitty: [off screen] Use the yellow bricks!
Emmet: Guys, can I help?
Unikitty: [as the sub flips over] No, it has to be this way!
Wyldstyle: [off screen] No, I need that! [Camera cuts to Bad Cop with a pair of binoculars]
Bad Cop: Where is he?
[the sub continues at a very fast pace]
Emmet: Anyone know what this is and do you need it?
Benny: I think we could use wings, rocket boosters...
Wyldstyle: Ew, get your retro space stuff out of my area!
Emmet: Guys, hey? Just tell me exactly what to do and how to do it.
Vitruvius: Emmet, don't worry about what the others are doing. You must embrace what is special about you!
[The camera pans explodes, to a tight shot of Emmet's face as he has an epiphany and grabs some parts. Emmet gasps, back with Bad Cop, who spots Emmet]
Bad Cop: There he is! All units, attack the sub!
Bad Cop: [the group takes the submarine towards the water as Bad Cop at his robots are chasing after them] Stop him, stop him! [suddenly the submarine goes off the edge of a cloud and plunges down] Don't let him get to the water! [as they get closer to the water]
[Wyldstyle screams as he falls and finally lands onto the ground]
Wyldstyle: Dive, dive, dive! Everybody in! We're going under!
[A submarine splashes, the submarine plunges into the water. A chair splashes]
Bad Cop: [grunts]
[We hear muffled screams and we then see Cloud Cuckoo Land being destroyed by the robots and the Master Builders handcuffed and taken as prisoners]
Wonder Woman: Oh, no.

Unikitty: My home! It’s gone! I feel something, it feels like… THE OPPOSITE OF HAPPINESS! I must stay positive! Bubblegums… butterflies… cotton candy!
Emmet: I’m sorry, Unikitty!
Batman: [he trails off hoping for any positive comments] You are so disappointing on so many levels.
Vitruvius: Why are my pants cold and wet? [A shot of water rising in the sub] Uh...
Computer: [a wall is breached and even more water floods in] Hull breach!
Unikitty: The walls are crying!
Benny: [as she tries to plug a hole] We're falling apart at the seams! [screams] [as the submarine starts to fall apart]
Batman: This is not how Batman dies!
[Emmet screams, as the submarine fills with water Emmet starts to drown. Wyldstyle reaches for him]
Wyldstyle: Emmet! Hold on, hold on!
Emmet: Wyldstyle!
[the shot goes to outside the sub, red lights coming from the windows as it goes through the water as an alarm beeps faster and faster signalling a detonation]
Wyldstyle: Deep breath! [gasps] Deep breath, everybod--!!
[the sub explodes, the camera follows a floating piece of debris to the surface]
[where Bad Cop and a few Micro Managers are looking around]
Bad Cop: Micro-Managers, what's going on down there?
Micro-Manager: Scanning submarine wreckage. No survivors detected.
Bad Cop: Scuba Cops? Dredge the entire ocean if you have to, we've go to find that piece, [Scuba Cops dive in the water to begin their search] let's get these prisoners back to Lord Business and give him the good news: "the Special is no more"! [they all depart from the wreckage]

Superman: All the Master Builders you've captured over the years, you brought them here!
Lord Business: You're a very perceptive person, Superman, they come up with all the instructions for everything in the universe: ROBOTS!, Beep [the robots strap a device to Superman's head]
Superman: No, no! [groans] [screaming] NO!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! [shudders, then his chair shoots up to the top] Can't get much worse than this.

[Benny chuckles and we see the double decker couch floating on the sea and suddenly Emmet and the others pop out of their hiding place from under the flip up seats]
Vitruvius: Well, we're still alive.
Unikitty: YEAH!!!
Wyldstyle: [gasps] The double decker couch! It wasn't totally pointless after all!
Benny: [to Emmet] It's the one thing that stayed together.
Vitruvius: I always believed in you, Emmet.
Batman: I don't mean to spoil the party, but does anyone else notice we're stuck in the middle of the ocean on this couch? I mean, it's not like a big gigantic ship is just gonna come out of nowhere and save us. [suddenly a big gigantic ship becomes visible as it comes over to them] My, gosh!
Metalbeard: [he drives his pirate ship and picks up the double-decker couch] Avast, maties!

Batman: Well, it's kind of hard not to hear when you're yelling everything.
Unikitty: [laughs] So, why did you come back?
Metalbeard: This bedoubled land couch. [Everyone turns to look at Emmet's double decker couch] I watched Lord Business's forces completely overlook it. Which means we need more ideas like it!

Emmet: What's the last thing Lord Business would expect Master Builders to do?
Benny: Build a spaceship?
Vitruvius: Kill a chicken?
Unikitty: Marry a marshmallow!
Metalbeard: Why, this. [changes into a singing face: ♪Hum hum hum How ya gonna keep them down at the farm?♪♪]
Emmet: No! It's follow the instructions.
[Everybody groans and complains]
Benny: Don't like that.
Unikitty: Sounds weird.
Emmet: No, wait guys. Listen. You guys are so talented and imaginative... but you can't work as a team. I'm just a construction worker, but when I have a plan and we were working together, we could build a skyscraper. Now you guys are Master Builders. Just imagine what you could do if you did that! ...You could save the universe!
Vitruvius: Well said, Emmet. Well said.
Emmet: Really?
Metalbeard: She be a fine speech there, laddie.
Emmet: Okay. Somebody get me some markers... some construction paper... and some GLITTER GLUE!!! [Emmet stands in front of the instructions he's drawn] I call this, Emmet's plan to get inside the tower, put the Piece of Resistance on the Kragle and save the world, I've built a hundred just like them back in the city, if we could just get in there, I know where all the air ducts and wiring are located, I can get us anywhere.
Vitruvius: How will we get inside?
Emmet: [Whispers] In a spaceship!
Benny: SPACESHIP! [Benny chuckles and rushes off excitedly to build a spaceship]
Batman: Great idea, a Bat spaceship.
Emmet: No, they're expecting us to show up in a Bat spaceship, or a pirate spaceship, or a rainbow sparkled spaceship.
Batman: One of them sounds awesome to me.
Emmet: What I wanted to do is to build a spaceship that is exactly like the other Octan delivery spaceships.
Benny: So, not the special spaceship I am going to make?
Emmet: Sorry, Benny. Maybe next time.
Benny: Oh, you are letting the oxygen out of my tank guys!
Batman: Well, according to your precious instructions, that ship needs a hyperdrive. We don’t have one.
Benny: Maybe we can find one!
Batman: What do you expect, a spaceship would just appear out of the blue…
[A spaceship from Star Wars appears, and Star Wars music plays]
Han Solo: Chewie! We’re supposed to be halfway to Naboo for a sweet party; this hyperdrive keeps malfunctioning, taking us to loser systems like this!
Droid: Captain Solo, we must go! You know how perturbed I get if we are not punctual. Let’s roll!
Luke Skywalker: Hold on, this may be the right galaxy after all, because I see a heavenly body!
Wyldstyle: Oh, Woah, I have a boyfriend, and it is serious, right babe?
Batman: Of course it’s serious, and, yeah, got room for one more dude.
Luke Skywalker: Oh, babe, he’s a cool dude just like you.
Wyldstyle: You’re trying to bail on us?
Batman: I’m not trying to bail.
Wyldstyle: You asked them if you could go with them to their party!
Batman: That thing is filled with bon vivants.
Wyldstyle: You speak French now?
Batman: Babe, look if this relationship is ever going to work between us, I need to feel free to party with a bunch of strangers whenever I feel like it.
Wyldstyle: WHAT? [Batman zips into the spaceship]
Batman: I will text you!
Wyldstyle: Where did you get that sweet space cape, brother?

Batman: [suddenly Batman appears behind them with the Millennium Falcon's hyperdrive] Need a hyperdrive?
Emmet: No way!
Wyldstyle: BABE!
Wyldstyle: [Chuckling] You really had me there!
Batman: Those guys were so lame, all they did was play space checkers, plus it turns out that hairy one's a dude, and the metal one too, all dudes.
Benny: Do you but won't they notice their hyperdrive is missing?
Han Solo: [cut to the Millennium Falcon] Come on, Chewie, Hit The Hyperdrive!
[He following the group work together to build a hyperdrive, notices putting into the hit the eaten worm munches, and complains the others, suddenly the spaceship and the Star Wars characters are eaten by an asteroid worm, everyone screams as he falls and finally onto the ground, cut back to the ship]
Batman: Nah, they'll be fine.
[following Emmet's plan, the group work together to build a spaceship]
Emmet: Step 1. [instructing the others] All right, we need a blue 2 piece unit over at- [Emmet notices Unikitty putting flowers into the spaceship] Unikitty, you're supposed to follow the instructions, remember?
Unikitty: [Unikitty laughs] Sorry!
Wyldstyle: [picking up a piece of Lego as they follow the instructions] Oh, this give me the jeebeeze!
Batman: What do I ev-? I c-! [throws the piece of Lego aside in frustration; Batman's as he throws and finally onto the ground, Batman grunts, after they've build the spaceship]
Emmet: Nice. Step 2, we pilot the ship to the service entrance so we can get past to the dangerous, but also kind of cool, Laser Gate.
Robot: [in their spaceship they get to the Octan service gate, Batman and Benny are sat in the driver's seat] Space ID.
Batman: I've a drive on.
Robot: Who are you here to see?
Batman: I am here to see... your butt.
Robot: Is that a last name butt, first name your, or is it-? [Batman throws a Batarang at the Robot, decapitating him] -OH, MY GOSH!!
Batman: [Batman and Benny laugh then Batman throws another Batarangs at the gate button but fails to hit it] Pow! [throws another which still doesn't hit it] Wham! [throws another and misses again] Kezap! [grunts as he throws and finally onto the ground, he then repeatedly throws the Batarangs until it finally hits the button making it go green] (2)1st try! [after they enter into Octan Tower]
Emmet: Step 3, we break into Lord Business's office and we'll plunder his collection of relics for disguises. [they break into Lord Business's office and use his relics to disguise themselves] Step 4, Benny and Metal Beard sneak their way into the Master Control Room. [as Metal Beard and Benny break into the control room]
Computer: Motion Sensors Triggered in Sector-12.
Robot: 10-4!
Benny: Uh-oh! [two security guard robots go to investigate, Metal Beard and Benny quickly transform themselves as not to be detected, Metal Beard transforms into a photocopying machine]
Robot: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? [the other robot jumps onto the photocopying machine] Do it! [the robot starts photocopying his butt, both robots laugh 'HEHEHEHEHE, HAHAHAHAH-' and suddenly Metalbeard's transform back and destroys the two robots, Metalbeard screams as he explodes and finally onto the ground]
Benny: Metalbeard, that was awesome!
Metalbeard: First law of the sea, never place your rear end on a pirates face.
Emmet: Once inside they'll use their technical know-how to disable the kragle shield. [Metal Beard and Benny get inside the control room to disable the computer]
Computer: I'm The Computer.
Benny: Cool, a Talking Computer! [Benny starts tapping into the computer] Please Disable The Shield systems.
Computer: Of course. There are no movies in your area with that title. [Benny grumbles as he falls and finally onto the computer]
Emmet: Step 5: Vitruvius will provide lookout to make sure we're not being followed. [Vitruvius looks through the binoculars, but as he's blind he's unaware that he's standing in front of a wall]
Vitruvius: Okay.
Emmet: Step 6: Batman and Unikitty go into the Board Room to make one last change to Lord Business's plan. [inside the Board Room Lord Business is holding a meeting]
Lord Business: I move that we freeze the universe. Can I get a second on that? [suddenly Bruce Wayne enters the room]
Bruce Wayne: I second. Bruce Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprises. [cut to the group as they are going through their plan; Batman pretends he doesn't know who his alter Lego is]
Batman: Bruce Wayne? [chuckles] Who's that? Sounds like a cool guy. [the other stares, all clearly aware who Bruce Wayne is, stare at him in silence, Wyldstyle sighs. Bruce Wayne and a disguised Unikitty enter Lord Business's Board Room]
Bruce Wayne: We'd like to invest in your company. Your weapon to control the universe sounds super sweet, I must say.
Lord Business: It is indeed super sweet.
Bruce Wayne: Cool! What kind of sound system does it have?
Lord Business: Uh, sound system? Well, I mean, we have an iPod shuffle.
Bruce Wayne: Wait a second. You're telling me that you have a machine to control the universe and you can't listen to tunes and surround sound?
Unikitty: Embarrassing.
Lord Business: Well, I mean, we need to get that done. I want eight foot speakers.
Bruce Wayne: Great call.
Lord Business: Yeah, I want speakers that you can hug with your arms and your legs, and just feel the beat.
[cut to Lord Business's robots instructing the captive Master Builders in the Think Tank]
Robot: [Laughing] Listen up! We need new instructions for a speaker system for the TAKOS!
Gandalf: WELL, NEVER HELP--! [suddenly device attached to their heads initiates and they all start coming up with the instructions] WHATEVER YOU SAY, BOSS?!
Emmet: Then once the instructions are printed, Wyldstyle and I will enter the Kragle room, to place the thing on the other thing, and save the universe. [cut to the group having their planning meeting] BOOM!!!!!, Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, I didn't Draw that! [points to a drawing of himself, as he saves the universe] Is that me Exploding?
Vitruvius: Umm, I didn't mention that earlier, when you reunite the Piece with the Kragle, it might Explode?
Emmet: [chuckling] No! But it might not, right?
Vitruvius: [laughing] Sure, sure, sure. Just go with that.
[back at Octan Tower, Emmet and Wyldstyle disguised as a robots, deliver the speakers to the control room]
Robot: Attention everybody! Incoming Speaker Delivery! [Emmet looks in fear at the TAKO device and suddenly misses his footing and drops the speaker and THUD!... Emmet grunts and falls the other robots look at them with suspicion] Who are you, 2?
Wyldstyle: [trying to sound like a robot] We are transfers from downstairs.
Robot: What excuse me?
Emmet: [Emmet then speaks in a pretend robot voice] You're robot voice sounds an awful lot like a human voice?
Wyldstyle: Give me a break, I've never been a robot before.
Emmet: What do you mean?! YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A ROBOT! [both Emmet and Wyldstyle gasp and as the other robots get ready to attack them] No, no, no! Do not listen to her!
Robot: What are your robot serial numbers? [Wyldstyle gasps and as the robots stare at them suddenly Emmet starts humming the tune to "Everything is Awesome!" then he dances and turns]
Emmet: [Whispering] Everything is awesome!
Robot: [the robots back down] No way, this is my jam.
Robot #2: This is also my jam. [the robots starts singing and dancing]
Robots: Everything is awesome Everything is cool when you're part of a team
[Emmet starts joining in with them, he turns to Wyldstyle indicating for her to also sing along]
Wyldstyle: I don't want to sing the song. I'm not--? [the robots suddenly get ready to attack them when Wyldstyle joins in and sings] Everything is awesome! Everything is cool when you're part of a team! Everything is awesome when you're living out a dream!
[the robots start heading in one direction, Wyldstyle and Emmet quickly sneak away]
Wyldstyle: [in normal voice] Quick, let's go. [after they get passed the robots and start climbing up a vent]
Robots: [Singing] Everything Is Awesome
Emmet: [in normal voice] [chuckles] I thought you didn't like that song.
Wyldstyle: I don't.
Emmet: [chuckles]
[tapping into the starts room passed]

[Wyldstyle sees the Kragle in the TAKO device through the ventilation bars]
Wyldstyle: [sighs] Look, Emmet, I wanted it to be me, okay? I wanted to be the Special, and I know that sounds super immature, it's just ever since I heard the prophecy I wanted to be the one, I was right there in that construction site, right on top of it, and then it turned out to be you. [sighs]

Wyldstyle: [Wyldstyle takes off her robot disguise] Lucy.
Emmet: What?!
Wyldstyle: That was my real name. You asked earlier and it's... Lucy.
[Emmet takes off his robot disguise]
Emmet: [Laughs] I really like that name. [Wyldstyle chuckles, as the two of them are about to have an intimate moment and touch Emmet and Wyldstyle hands suddenly Batman appears]
Batman: Hey! [Emmet and Wyldstyle gasp] What are you two losers talking about?!
Wyldstyle: Huh. Eh, what? What? [Wyldstyle laughing] Oh, nothing. I just--
Batman: I thought I'd help you guys. Left the weird cat thing to stall.
Unikitty: [we see Unikitty in the Board Room trying to distract the robots] Business, business, business! Numbers! [whispering] Is this working?
Robot: Yes.
Unikitty: Yaaaaaaaaaa--!...
Emmet: There's Bad Cop.
Bad Cop: [Singing] Oh, danny boy, the pipes...
Wyldstyle: Okay, wait for my signal. Good luck, Emmet. [Wyldstyle turns and stars to rush off]
Emmet: Lucy, I guess this might be goodbye. [she turns to face him]
Wyldstyle: I...I don't like goodbyes. Let's just call this, "see you later, alligator."
Emmet: See you later, alligator?
Wyldstyle: [Chuckling] After a while, crocodile. [looking sad, Wyldstyle turns and rushes off, Batman looks at Emmet]
Batman: Who's Lucy?
Emmet: Batman, when we get inside room, there's gonna be audio sensors everywhere. [Emmet shows him the instruction he'd drawn up earlier] You've to be really, really, quiet!
Batman: Don't worry, Dad, I read your dumb instructions, stop yelling at me.
Emmet: [into the walkie-talkie] Benny, what's the status with the shield? [in the control room Benny is quickly working in panic trying to disable the Kragle shield on the computer]
Benny: Oh Whoa,Hey, yeah, yeah,no,nonononononono, it's going great, IT'S JUST GOING GREAT, IF SOMEBODY WOULD LISTEN TO ME!!!
Computer: Well, downloading latest episode of where are my pants?
[Bad Cop gets a phone call]
Bad Cop: [Singing] The pipes are calling... [stops singing] Bad Cop?
Wyldstyle Voice Phone: Hi, this is Lord Business's assistant, he would like you to come to his office immediately!
Bad Cop: Copy that, thanks! [as Bad Cop leaves we see the robot voice on the other end of the line is Wyldstyle who is hiding around the corner waiting for Bad Cop to leave]
Wyldstyle: You're welcome, sir? [The falls phone, Wyldstyle grunts, as the door of the security station are about to close Wyldstyle throws her phone at the door stopping it from closing. 'Robot: Hey, who is that?!' Wyldstyle chuckles. from the vent Emmet sees Wyldstyle knocking the robots out in the security room]
Emmet: That's the signal, but... the shield is still up.
Batman: We'll wing it...[Emmet looks blank faced]'s Bat pun.
[as they make they way to the Kragle, Emmet whispers into the walkie-talkie]
Emmet: Shhhhh!... Benny, disable the shield now!
Benny: Disable the shield! [back in the computer room Benny is frantically trying to get the computer to disable the shield] Disable the shield! WHAT? No, I never once said anything--
Computer: Searching for albanian restaurants, I don't understand what you mean?
Benny: [over radio] DISABLE THE SHIELD! [to the computer, Benny over radio] Disable the shield, come on! You are undermining me! DISABLE THE SHIELD!
Emmet: Benny, what's going on?
Computer: Which phrase would you like me to underline?
Metalbeard: Let me try. [to the computer] BE YE disabling OF YOND shield!
Computer: Disabling shield.
Benny: WHAT? [as the Kragle shield is disabled Emmet stands next to it and whispers into his walkie-talkie]
Emmet: Okay, in 10, 9, 8, don't forget in the train, Lucy, 7, 6, 5, 4, this taco Tuesday is open today, 3, 2, 1. Let's do this... [just as Emmet is about to attach the Piece of Resistance to the Kragle. The creaks, sony station whirring. The which is the cap to the tube, Bad Cop and his robots enter. Wyldstyle gasps. Emmet gasps] ...LUCY!!!!! [Wyldstyle gasps, Wyldstyle's goes to attack them but she's knocked out, falls out shield then on again 'Wyldstyle: OHHHH!'] LUCY!!! [the Kragle shield is then turned on again] NOOOOOOOO!!
Batman: [the robots point their guns at Batman and holds up his hand in surrender] Oh, man!
Benny: [Benny and Metalbeard is also captured in the Board Room] Oh, no! [Metalbeard grunts]
Unikitty: [Unikitty is also captured in the Board Room] Uh-oh!
Vitruvius: [Sings] Sneaking Around The Corner-- [Screaming again] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! [Vitruvius grunts as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, suddenly he falls to the ground flat on his face]
Lord Business: Vitruvius, I see you've accidentally wondered into my Think Tank, and by the way, I found a few of your friends. By which I mean, ALL OF 'EM! [Vitruvius turns as Emmet, Lucy, Batman, Benny and Metal Beard are brought in]
Emmet: [Laughs] Sorry!
Lord Business: Acceptable work, Bad Cop!
Bad Cop: Thank you, sir!
Lord Business: Robots, destroy this old man at once.
Vitruvius: Did you just call me old?
Lord Business: Yeah, so what?
Vitruvius: Well, Junebug, I really prefer the word "experienced!" [suddenly Vitruvius starts attacking the robots and manages to knock all of them out, all the captive Master Builders cheer for him] [Vitruvius Chuckles] Do you see, Emmet, a corrupted spirit is no match for the purity of ima- [suddenly Lord Business pops his head off with a 2007 nickel, he everyone gasps, Lord Business's as he evil laugh]
Emmet: VITRUVIUS! NOOOOOOOO!! [Vitruvius's decapitated head rolls over towards Emmet] Vitruvius... [Vitruvius's eyes open]
Vitruvius: My sweet, Emmet, come closer. You must know something about the prophecy.
Emmet: I don't know, I'm doing my best, but I d-
Vitruvius: The prophecy, I made it up.
Emmet: What?
Vitruvius: But I made it up? And it's not true.
Emmet: Do you can see but that means I'm just I'm not the special?
Vitruvius: Do you can see must listen, what I'm about to tell you will change the course of history? [just as he's about to speak the light in Vitruvius's eyes goes out and he dies] BLAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMAAAA!!!!!!!!
Emmet: No. No. [the group looks visibly sad as they are led away by the robots]
Lord Business: Hey, not so special anymore, huh? [the robots strap each of the group into one of the Think Tank seats] Well, guess what? No one ever told me I was special, I never got a trophy just for showing up, I'm not some special little snowflake! [the micro-manager robot picks up Emmet and straps him onto a battery] No, but as unspecial as I am? You're a thousand-billion times, more unspecial than me. Robots, bring me the Sword of Exact-Zero!
Robot: [Laughing] Yes, Lord Business?
[the robots hand Lord Business an Xacto razor and he walks over to Emmet]
Lord Business: Must be weird. 1 minute, you're the most special person in the universe! AND THE NEXT MINUTE... YOU'RE NOBODY! [suddenly Lord Business uses the razor to cut the Piece of Resistance from Emmet's back] Oh, I have a nice spot for this in my relic room... [he suddenly throws the Piece of Resistance out the window, the falls out uses the razor to window shatters] ...uh-oh!! My mistake, there it goes!
Wyldstyle: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Lord Business: Bye-bye, forever! [the Piece of Resistance falls into the abyss] WE'LL I GUESS THERE'S ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO! [he turns to his robots] RELEASE... THE KRAGLE! Computer?!
Computer: Yes, sir!
Lord Business: Set the electric shocker to 100 Mississippi!
Computer: No problem!
Lord Business: And, then, terminate everyone!
Computer: Already, on it!
Lord Business: Emmet. That should give you, enough time, to witness the first, location to be Kragled... YOUR HOMETOWN!!
Emmet: NOOOOOOOOOO! [Lord Business gets onto the Kragle device]
Lord Business: Bad Cop, unfortunately, I'm gonna have to leave you, here to die!
Bad Cop: Eeeehh. What?! [Bad Cop is suddenly surrounded by robots] Sir. I...
Lord Business: It's not personal... it's just business... Lord Business... CIAO!!
[the Kragle device shoot up to the top of the ceiling disappearing with Lord Business, then the computer starts counting down]
Computer: Beginning zapping termination in...
Batman: [strains as he falls and finally lands onto the ground]
Computer: ...99 Mississippi, 98 Mississippi...
Benny: [strains as he falls and finally lands onto the ground]
Unikitty: [whimpers as she falls and finally lands onto the ground]
Computer: ...97 Mississippi...
Wyldstyle: [straining as she falls and finally lands onto the ground]
Computer: ...and so on.
[Emmet gasps shoot up to the top so the ceiling disappearing with then the computer starts, the everyone screams as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, Lord Business purrs aircraft flies over Bricksburg]

[as everyone is busy dancing and cheering Lord Business releases several Kragle devices from his aircraft]
Lord Business: [over radio] Perfect. [normal] Now, everybody say Freeze! [as he starts spraying them with glue some people start running off, he everyone screams as he around and is normal] So I Guess Running Around And Screaming Is Normal. Micro-Manager, Commence Micro-Management!
Micro-Manager: Commencing micro-management. [the everyone screams and micro-managers starts spraying everyone with glue and freezing them, back at the tower Emmet watches this in horror on the big screen]
Man 1: [on screen] What's going on?! I can't move!
Man 2: [Emmet gasps and on screen] No, please! Please, won't somebody help us!
Benny: Emmet, you'll think of something, right? Like you always do.
Emmet: And do didn't you hear him? And the prophecy's made up. You're made I'm not the Special, [Chuckling as Emmet's] and to think for a moment I thought I might be.

Computer: Zapping termination in 35 Mississippi...
Emmet: WHAT?!
Computer: ...34 Mississippi, 33 Mississippi, 32 Mississippi, 31 Mississippi, 30 Mississippi, 29 Mississippi, 28 Mississippi...
Emmet: [Emmet grunts as he falls and finally lands onto the ground] Get us out of here!
Computer: ...27 Mississippi, 26 Mississippi, 25 Mississippi, 24 Mississippi, 23 Mississippi, 22 Mississippi, 21 Mississippi, 20 Mississippi, 19 Mississippi...
Wyldstyle: [as the count down continues Emmet gets and idea, manages to dislodge the battery from it's holding place and rolls himself with the battery toward the window] Emmet, what are you--?!
Computer: ...18 Mississippi, 17 Mississippi... [he looks back at Wyldstyle]
Emmet: OH!! Luci! This time have to save you.
Computer: ...16 Mississippi, 15 Mississippi, 14 Mississippi...
Wyldstyle: Wait! Wait, what are you--?! What are you--?!
Emmet: Now, it's your turn to be the hero! [realizing what Emmet is planning to do]
Computer: ...13 Mississippi, 12 Mississippi, 11 Mississippi, 10 Mississippi, 9 Mississippi, 8 Mississippi...
Wyldstyle: NO!
Emmet: See you later... Alligator.
Wyldstyle: DON'T!
[Emmet jumps and falls out the window]
Wyldstyle: [gasps] NO, EMMET!!! [Emmet screams as the computer count down continues Emmet starts falling into the abyss]
Computer: ...7 Mississippi, [Emmet screams] 6 Mississippi, 5 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi, [Emmet screams] 3 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 1 Mississippi, 0 Missi-- [The alarm beeps and falls. Emmet screams and Unikitty gasping, all grunting, into the abyss. Emmet screams, and the as Emmet gets nearer to the abyss the battery he's strapped to snaps off. Emmet screams] Error. Termination failure.
Wyldstyle: [as the detonation sequence deactivates the Master Builders are freed from their captivity] EMMET! [Wyldstyle rushes over to the edge of the window and look down into the abyss] No... [the other Master Builders gather round]
Gandalf: He saved us.
Unikitty: We'll what do we do now? There's gotta be a bright side here somewhere?
Superman: Does anyone have any ideas?
Benny: Emmet had ideas.
Metalbeard: Arr, if only there were more people in the world like he? [The everyone screams and Wyldstyle gasps. He suddenly Wyldstyle has an idea and looks round to the screen showing the citizen of Bricksburg as they are getting glued]
Wyldstyle: Maybe there are. Meet me downstairs in ten seconds!
[10 seconds later: At the sound stage where they are filming "Where Are My Pants?"]
Larry: Honey, where are my paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants--? [suddenly the Master Builders crash into the sound stage]
Unikitty: HI!
Wyldstyle: Hey, guess what? Found your pants! Series is over! [she throws the pants into the actors face and kicks him out of the way] Benny? Send this out to everyone in the universe!
Benny: 1980 Something Technology? Now, you're talking!
[Benny goes over to the machine and starts broadcasting Wyldstyle to the universe, including Bricksburg who are all rushing around trying to not get glued] [A everyone screams running and Wyldstyle clears throat]
Wyldstyle: Hey, everybody, you don't know me, but I'm on TV, so you can trust me, I know things seem kind of bad right now, but there is a way out of this, this is Emmet... [footage of Emmet is shown] ...and he was just like all of you, a face in the crowd, following the same instructions as you, he was so good at fitting in, no one ever saw him, and I owe you an apology, because I used to look down on people like that... [we see Wyldstyle's broadcast being watched by all Lego citizens across the realms in the universe, including Middle Zealand where a knight is reading out form a scroll]
Knight 9: I used to think they were followers with no ideas or brains...
Wyldstyle: ...because it turns out Emmet had great ideas, and if they seemed weird, and kind of pointless, they actually came closer than anyone else to saving the universe, and now we have to finish what he started by making whatever weird thing pops into our heads, all of you have the ability inside of you to be a ground breaker, and I mean literally, break the ground, peel off the pieces, tear apart your walls, build things only you could build, defend yourselves, we need to fight back against President Business's plans to freeze us... [the Lego citizens start putting Lego pieces together and building things] will not be known as Taco Tuesday, it will be known as Freedom Friday... [the citizens start cheering] ...but still on a Tuesday!
[The door opens, he opens. Wyldstyle gasps as he falls onto the ground, everyone's leaves him groaning, suddenly they are interrupted as the robots appear in the studio, and he everyone grunts, as he falls onto the ground, robots leaves him grunting]
Robot: [Chuckling] End of the line! [Bad Cop Grunts] [just as the robots are about to attack they are quickly killed off by Bad Cop]
Wylstyle: Bad Cop?
Bad Cop: I hope there's still a Good Cop in me somewhere. [draw a new face for Good Cop with a red marker]
Scribble Cop: I'll hold these guys off. You go stop 'em. Yay!
Metalbeard: Great idea! But how will we get there? [suddenly Benny starts having an idea]
Voice Man: T-minus 1! 10, 9, 8...
Benny: I could, eeehhh...
Voice Man: ...7, 6, 5, 4...
Benny: I could build a...
Voice Man: ...3, 2...
Benny: I could build a...
Voice Man: ...1!
[Unikitty laughs, as he onto spaceship he looks around to see if anyone disagrees]
Benny: You ar-Yo-You are n-You are not got to say, No?!
Good Cop: [friendly voice] Build away, whatever your name is!
Unikitty: Whoa!
Benny: [Unikitty cheers, Benny's as he onto the ground, jumps around in excitement as he quickly assembles a spaceship] [Screams] [Benny Laughs] Spaceship! [Benny and the team then fly the spaceship through the different realms] [Screams] Spaceship! Spaceship! Spaceship! Spaceship! Spaceship! [Benny and they are then spotted by the robots]
Robot: All units, attack that spaceship!
Benny: [the robots chase after the spaceship in their aircrafts and start shooting at it] [Screams] Spaceship!
Robot: [Benny quickly steers the spaceship away from sight] WHERE DID HE GO?! [suddenly the spaceship flies up through the robots aircrafts destroying them] [Benny Screams]
Benny: [Screams] Spaceship!
Unikitty: [as they fly over Bricksburg] WYLDSTYLE, LOOK! IT'S THE CITIZENS! [the citizens have build aircrafts which they are using to attack Lord Business's robots]
Abraham Lincoln: And don't forget us master builders.
Lord Business: What is going on?! You stop building that stuff!! JUST STOP IT!!!! [as they fly over Bricksburg]
Wyldstyle: This might actually work...
Metalbeard: 'Twas your speech which roused this hearty crew!
Wyldstyle: If only Emmet were here to see this. [Wyldstyle laughing] He'd say something adorable, like:
[it cuts to Emmet as he continues to fall through the abyss, change last is falls, an hovers above them snaps off they as which they are using to after the in their aircrafts and at it, Emmet's falling and he onto the ground]
Emmet: UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! Ammmmmm I jusssst gonnnna keeeeep fallllling foreveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer?!
[Emmet grunts as he falls onto the ground, finally Emmet lands somewhere and it cuts to blackness]
[finally Emmet becomes conscious he finds he can't move but is able to think]
Emmet: [whispers] Is this another vision? Where am I? [he sees the sign for Octan Tower] Is that the office tower? [we see Emmet has fallen on the ground in a basement where all the different Lego realms including Bricksburg have been assembled on a large table] [whispers] Bricksburg...! [he suddenly feels the ground shaking as if someone has taken a giant footstep] [gasps] WHAT WAS THAT?!
[we see a human boy, Finn, running around the basement heading towards Emmet]
Emmet: Nononononono,no,no,no...
[Finn accidentally steps on Emmet as he carries on running]
[we then see Finn is playing with the Lego set and actually carrying the spaceship Benny had built as if it's flying]
Emmet: [Groaning]
Finn: Wait, wait, wait, wait! Spaceship, spaceship, spaceship! PEW!
Emmet: [whispers] What in the world is that?
Finn: [he continues to watch Finn playing with the Lego spaceship] [revving] Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom!
Emmet: [whispers] It's adorable.
Finn: [revving] Vroommmmmmm! [suddenly Finn notices Emmet lying on the floor]
Emmet: U-Oh! [Finn comes over to pick Emmet up] No, no! Whoa,No, nononono! Hey, don't eat me, don't eat me! Do not eat me, please! [Finn gently picks Emmet up and looks at him]
Finn: Hi, Emmet.
Emmet: Eeehhh, hi? [whispers] Is this The Man-- [suddenly the basement door opens and the shadow of a man appears at the top of the stairs and he starts walking down the stairs] [whispers] --The Man Upstairs. [when the man finally reaches the last step we see it's Finn's father wearing a business suit and looking annoyed]
The Man Upstairs: What happened? [as he sees all the different Lego pieces all over the place] No, no, no, this is a disaster. Why, why is what, what, what? The-the-- why is the dragon on top of the luxury condo development?
Finn: I was just playing and…
The Man Upstairs: Look, I know it's hard to understand, but this is Dad's stuff, okay? All of this that you see before you is all your father’s. And everything is thought out, there’s… [he looks around and sees the top of Octan Tower missing] Wh-what did you down here, did you take the top off of the tower?
Finn: It was an accident.
The Man Upstairs: You accidentally, expertly, carefully took the entire top off of that tower?
Finn: Yes.
The Man Upstairs: You-you know the rules, this isn't a toy.
Finn: kind of is.
The Man Upstairs: No, actually it’s a highly sophisticated interlocking brick system.
Finn: But we bought it at the toy store.
The Man Upstairs: We did, but the way I’m using it makes it an adult thing.
Finn: The box for this one said “Ages 8 to 14”.
The Man Upstairs: That’s a suggestion. They have to put that on there.
Finn: Because maybe we won’t be able to resist playing with all this.
The Man Upstairs: Look, I moved your stuff over near to the decorations. All those bricks, you can build anything you want. [Emmet sees the larger Lego pieces piled together in a box, he notices Finn looking sad] Finn, we’re gonna play a little game. It’s called “let’s put everything back the way you found it.”
Finn: But, Dad, you don't understand...
The Man Upstairs: So, I can make things they way they're supposed to be permanently.
[The Man Upstairs exhales, he turns goes over to the nearby table and picks up a tube of Krazy Glue]
Emmet: [Gasps as if he ] MORE KRAGLES?!
Lord Business: [back in the Lego world, Lord Business tries to stop the citizens from fighting back] This rebellion ends... RIGHT NOW! [he releases a bunch of raging furious micro-managers onto the city and they start attacking]
Micro-Manager 6: [angrily] Commencing Micro-Management! [The Man Upstairs exhales, then we see the raging furious Finn's father is actually the micro-manger as using the Krazy Glue to stick a flying Lego truck the onto the Lego board]
Truck Driver: Oh, no! No! Aaaaah!!
[then we see a Lego fireman who's build a machine out of his fire truck to fight off the raging furious micro-managers]
Fireman: [Laughs] FIRE IN THE HOLE! [Finn's father goes to pick up the fireman's truck] Wait, what's happening? No, wait, no, we're going down! MAYDAY!! [The raging furious Finn's father destroys the assembled fire truck Lego piece] [screams in fear] NO! [see one of Emmet's neighbors, Sharon, who's build a sled with her cats tied to the front as they rush away from the raging furious micro-managers]
Sherry: Hold on, Jeff, we are coming for you! [the raging furious micro-manager gets her which is in fact Finn's father gluing Sharon to the Lego board] [Screaming again] NOOOOOOOO!!
Emmet: STOP!!
Sherry: No, no!
[The Man Upstairs exhales, Finn's father continues to glue the Lego pieces]
Metalbeard: [Emmet watches in horror as the raging furious Finn's father continues to glue the Lego pieces] Arr, there be too many Micro-Managers! [Finn's father is holding Benny's spaceship in his hand]
The Man Upstairs: What am I holding here?
Finn: It's a battleship.
The Man Upstairs: No, it's a hodge-podge that's what it is, what is Batman doing on it? [he throws Batman off the spaceship then picks up Metal Beard] What is this, a robot pirate? [he throws Metal Beard down and he lands next to Batman] [Metalbeard Screams]
Batman: Dang it. [the all falls and down] [Unikitty screams, Wyldstyle groans]
Emmet: [Emmet watches all this in horror as Finn holds him] STOP, STOP IT, NO, STOP IT, STOP!
The Man Upstairs: [Finn's father notices Emmet in Finn's hand] And you got glue all over that construction worker. Here. GIVE THAT TO ME!! [he takes Emmet from Finn]
Emmet: Stop it, stop it, stop it!! [he looks down and sees all his friends scattered all over the Lego board] ALL OF THOSE ARE MY FRIENDS, NO, STOP IT!
Metalbeard: We were a hearty crew, but it be... [Wyldstyle inhales, Unikitty gasping] be over.
Emmet: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! [Finn's father turns Emmet around in his hand and Emmet notices the Piece of Resistance on the floor] [Gasps and whispers] The piece of resistance, I can still save 'em!
The Man Upstairs: Let's get this gunk off this construction worker!
Finn: He's not just a construction worker, Dad. He's the hero.
The Man Upstairs: No, he's not. He is a ordinary, regular, generic construction worker, and I need to put him back the way he was. Now, where is Xacto knife?
[as Emmet lies on the table]
Emmet: [whispers] I gotta get the piece of resistance, If I could get the attention of the smaller creature, I gotta move. [Finn's father continues to look for his knife]
The Man Upstairs: Where is that?
Emmet: MMMMMMOVVVVEEEEE!!!! [grunts as he falls and finally lands onto the ground]
[using all his strength Emmet manages to slightly move on the table catching Finn's father eye, but he quickly dismisses and looks away]
The Man Upstairs: All right.
[Emmet starts to twitch more on the table and everytime he moves Finn's father turns to look at him not sure of what he's seen, as he turns back to look for his knife Emmet tries to move again]
Emmet: MMMMMMOVVVVEEEEE!!!! [Emmet grunts as he falls and finally lands onto the ground]
The Man Upstairs: Now, I didn't move--
Emmet: [Emmet finally manages to move enough to drop himself off the table] OOWWWWW!!! [this catches Finn's attention]
Finn: Eehhh, Dad?
The Man Upstairs: Yeah?
Finn: I think I saw the Xacto over there in Middle Zealand.
The Man Upstairs: Oh, great. Thank you.
Finn: [Whispering] Welcome... [as he goes to get the knife Finn quickly goes over and picks Emmet from the floor and hands him the Piece of Resistance] It's up to you now, Emmet.
Emmet: [gasps] [Finn then turns and looks at a cat poster with the phrase "Believe" written on it which Emmet also notices, he them remembers what Vitruvius had told him and then suddenly the cat's mouth on the poster starts moving as Vitruvius speaks]
Vitruvius: Believe. I know that sounds like a cat poster, but it's true.
[Finn uses a magic Lego portal that he's built to send Emmet down where Emmet can start moving again and falls, Emmet groans, the uses a magic Lego portal finally to break into they fly over as, the explodes. The start some on making of his as the points at him walks he over to back in Lego world]
Emmet: Sorry, street!
[as Emmet start running through the street]
Emmet: [Gasps] HO-HOOOOO!
[he notices the different Lego pieces and sees in his mind how he can assemble]
Emmet: [a fighting machine from the construction site] I can... see... everything! [chuckles]
[he quickly assembles a large fighting machine to join in the battle which the micro-managers notice]
Micro-Manager 2: What the heck is this?!
Lord Business: Release every Micro-Manager WE HAVE!
Micro-Manager 4: Let's get him, fellas! [Emmet uses his machine to knock out the raging furious micro-managers attacking him, he looks down and waves to his friends]
Emmet: [Chuckling] Hey, Hey-Everyone!
Wyldstyle: Emmet! Emmet, yay!
Unikitty: We are savvvvvveeeddddd! Whoo-hoo!
Emmet: Lucy, I'm going inside that thing!
Wyldstyle: You got it, Emmet! [Emmet uses his machine to make his way to Lord Business's aircraft as he fights off the micro-managers]
Emmet: Take that! [chuckles] Good night, come here!
Batman: Well, help you out, kid!
Metalbeard: Here's how we do it pirate style on! [Benny Screams. The they all join to help Emmet fight off the micro-managers.]
Wyldstyle: Yes, Emmet, that's it! [as Emmet gets knocked down by one of the raging furious micro-mangers Unikitty watches in distress. 'Micro-Manager 3: Take him down, boys!'. The shatters... gets knocked down falls, make his way to off the he start. Emmet screams, the some on. Unikitty gasping. The uses his machine Master Builder falls and shatters, out of to break into from the dead, the them off and in the process and falls.]
Unikitty: EMMET!
Emmet: [she watches as herd of micro-managers surround Emmet in his machine] Argh! Aah! No!
Unikitty: Stay positive... [Panting]
Emmet: No, they are tearing me apart!
Unikitty: Stay positive... [panting] [as he tries to fend off the micro-managers]
Emmet: C'MON! [unable to keep a positive attitude suddenly Unikitty unleashes her rage]
Unikitty: Oh, forget it! [Yells] [she starts attacking the micro-managers] You-----ALL------NEED------TO------BE------more------F-R-I-E-N-D-L-Y-YEEEAAAGGGHHH!!!!! EMMET, go! Go, NOW'S------YOUR------CHANCE!
Metalbeard: She's right, YOU CAN DO IT, laddie!
Batman: Go on, kid. Get in there.
Robot: Sir, we've got an intrud...! [Emmet finally manages to break into Lord Business's aircraft] [robots scream]
Emmet: Lord Business?
Lord Business: Back from the dead, Brickowoski. We'll you're too late! Skeletrons! Get him!
[The as the skeletal robots start attacking Emmet he quickly fight. Emmet grunts, Lord Business groans. The them off and in the process knocks Lord Business out of his evil suit, robots grunt. Lord Business then uses the Krazy Glue. Lord Business chuckles. The and sprays some on Emmet making one of his legs freeze, Emmet groans]
Emmet: I can't move! [Lord Business does an evil laugh]
Lord Business: You see, your friends?! OH, THEY'RE FINISHED! [Unikitty screams] And then, my world is almost finished. [Wyldstyle grumbles, the raging furious micro-managers capture Emmet's friends] And, the last thing I need to do is finish you! [he walks over to Emmet and points the glue at him]
Emmet: [gasps] NO, STOP! PLEASE! If you do one thing, and I'm gonna unleash my secret weapon!
Lord Business: You are secret weapon?
Emmet: Yes... It's called... The Power... Of The Special.
Lord Business: That sounds dumb.
Emmet: All right, here it comes, my secret weapon, is this. [he holds up his hand]
Lord Business: What is that? Is it super small? I don't see anything.
Emmet: It's my hand, I want you to take it.
Lord Business: You, want me to take, your hand off?
Emmet: No, I want you to join me, look, at all, of these things that, people built... [he points to the TV monitors showing the Lego citizens in their various fighting machines] might see a mess--
Emmet: Okay, what I see are people inspired by each other, and by you? People taking what you made and making something new out of it?

Emmet: You... don't have to be... the bad guy. You are the most talented... most interesting... and extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things, because you are the Special.
[Lord Business looks shocked and lowers the Kragle]
Emmet: And so am I, and so is everyone, the prophecy is made up, but it's also true, it's about all of us, right now, it's about you, and you, still, can change everything.
[he holds up the Piece of Resistance. Business, touched by Emmet's speech drops the Kragle and starts walking over to him. Cut to the real world where Finn's father approaches his son, kneels down and hugs Finn, at the same time in Lego world, we see Lord Business is hugging Emmet.]
Emmet: Oh, we got a hugger. [Emmet hands the Piece of Resistance to Lord Business] Be careful, I have been told... it might explode.
[Lord Business winks at Emmet, makes his way to the Kragle, in the real world Finn's father places the lid on the Krazy Glue, at the same time Lord Business places the Piece of Resistance on to the Kragle and into the TAKO device]
Lord Business: [strains, exhales deeply] Emmet, thank you. And I just want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, from this moment forward, I solemnly promise that I will never--
Emmet: [screaming]
[suddenly the Kragle explodes causing all the micro-managers and nozzles to de-activate. Emmet lands in the middle of the city where his friends are.]
Benny: EMMET!
Metalbeard: Emmet, arr!
Emmet: [Chuckling] Hey, everyone! Is everyone, okay. Where's Lucy? [Unikitty laughs, as the micro-managers fall down] [Wyldstyle comes up from under a micro-manager]
Wyldstyle: Emmet!
Emmet: Lucy! [Emmet rushes over to her and Wyldstyle jumps into his arms]
Wyldstyle: We did it! [Unikitty laughs] [Batman clears throat. Just as Emmet and Wyldstyle are about to hold hands Batman interrupts them] [Emmet gasps] Oh, eeehhh. Emmet, wait, Batman, there's something I need to say to you!
Batman: No, Wyldstyle. I mean, Lucy! [he points to Emmet] He's the hero you deserve!
Wyldstyle: [Wyldstyle smiles and Emmet looks behind him to see who Batman was pointing at] Thanks, Batman!
Unikitty: [giggles]
[Wyldstyle turns Emmet's face towards her and they finally hold hands as everyone cheers for them. We see Vitruvius's ghostly form hovering over the city watching them]
Vitruvius: [breaking the fourth wall] I liked Emmet before he was cool. [we see Business is pouring an antidote to unstick everybody]
President Business: Whoops! I have the antidote for the Kragle! How did that happen
[at the same time in the real world Finn's father is pouring glue remover all over the Lego pieces as Finn watches]
Finn: De-kragler!
The Man Upstairs: Watch this. YEAH! [as Finn's father pours glue remover onto Pa and Ma Cop Finn reunites Bad Cop with his parents]
Finn: Oh, Mommy, Daddy, you're okay!
[scene changes to Bad Cop reunited with his parents]
Ma Cop: [Ma Cop chuckles] Oh, son! [Bad Cop who's now using his drawn on Good Cop face hugs his parents]
Good Cop: Hi, Mom, hi, Dad.
Pa Cop: [chuckles] We're okay, son. [Pa Cop chuckles, in the real world as Finn and his father are playing with the Lego pieces Mom calls out]
Mom: [calls out] Hey, guys? Time to come up for dinner! It’s Taco Tuesday, your favorite!
The Man Upstairs: Okay, honey, well, be up in a sec.
Finn: Oh, yeah, we'll be up in a sec!
The Man Upstairs: I got to tell you something.
Finn: What?
The Man Upstairs: Now that I'm letting you come down here and play, guess who else gets to come down here and play?
Finn: Who?
The Man Upstairs: Your sister.
Finn: [surprised] What?
[last lines; as everyone Emmet and the gang are having a feast on the Double-Decker couch]
Emmet: We'll things sure have a way of working out smoothly. Am I right, guys? [suddenly an alien spaceship hovers above them] Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat...?
[a trio of Duplo alien figures descend into the Lego world]
Duplo: [Baby voice] Well, we're from the planet Duplon, and we're here to destroy you.
Emmet: ... Oh, man. [End of The Lego Movie]


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