Lego Batman: The Movie – DC Super Heroes Unite

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Lego Batman: The Movie – DC Super Heroes Unite is a direct-to-video animated superhero action comedy film based on the video game Lego Batman 2: DC Super Heroes. The plot revolves around Lex Luthor and the Joker teaming up to destroy Gotham City with Batman and Robin teaming up with the Justice League in order to save Gotham.

Dialogue[edit]

The Joker: Wait a second. What are you going to do the Dynamic Dumb-Dumb?
Lex Luthor: Joker, I have an election to win.
The Joker: But who will I play with if he's dead?
Lex Luthor: Robin's still around. If we eliminate Batman, Robin will probably put on the suit and say he's Batman.

Lex Luthor: No, thanks. I don't want to get joy buzzed.
The Joker: Oh, don't worry. I didn't want to shake hands, I want your watch. Nice running into you. Let's do it again, sometime.
Lex Luthor: Oh, we will.

Superman: Hey, guys. Need a hand?
Batman: With what, parking?
Superman: Yeah, sorry, I wanted to be there for your award, I mean Bruce Wayne's award.
Robin: Me too. Kids aren't invited.

Lex Luthor: How would you like to be out of Arkham right now, and given a chance to take revenge on Batman and the rest of this ungrateful city?
The Joker: Well, I'd have to be crazy to say no to that offer. Unless you're just one of the voices in my head. In which case, I'm crazy anyway.

Robin: Uh, Batman, maybe he can help with this. I mean, he's had a lot of experience dealing with Lex Luthor.
Batman: We don't need him.
Robin: Well it seems just like now we needed him.
Batman: We would have been fine jumping off the roof.
Robin: I think we would've broken our legs.
Batman: We've broken our legs before.
Robin: Yeah, but I didn't like it. I mean, if we just call him.
Batman: Robin, we can't go through life expecting Superman or anyone else to save us whenever things get tough. The only people we can rely on is ourselves.

Batman: [chasing after Joker] We're here to get those valuables you stole, Joker.
Robin: And Bruce Wayne's Man of the Year award!
The Joker: This is my award! [slaps a sticker on it] It very clearly says "Me Joker"!
Robin: [stammers] You just stuck that on there! [the helicopter swerves to the side] Whoa!
Batman: Robin, focus on your flying.
Robin: Sorry. Whoa!

Robin: [having surprised Catwoman] Holy baloney! Totally scared Catwoman! Did you see that? Ha!
Batman: [urgently] Robin.
Robin: Oh, come on. You gotta give me this one!
[all of Batman's rouges drop down from above behind Robin. Catwoman gets close to Robin]
Catwoman: Now Robin, what were you saying? Something catty I believe?

Batcomputer: Intruder alert. Intruder alert.
Robin: Someone's broken into the Batcave?
Batman: The fake kryptonite. It was a homing device. We were set up!
The Joker: Hello! Anybody home? We're here and we brought dessert.

Green Lantern: Why is a giant robot climbing up Wayne Tower?
Cyborg: Giant robot? Let's get it!
Batman: Follow me. I, uh, know my way around this place.

Robin: What did you do with all the kryptonite?
Wonder Woman: I put it in a safe place. We might need it one day if Superman decides to go bad.
Batman: See? I'm not the only one.

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  Creators     Bob Kane · Bill Finger  
  Characters     Anarky · Batgirl · Barbara Gordon · Dick Grayson · The Joker  
  Live‑action television     Batman · Legends of the Superheroes · Birds of Prey · Return to the Batcave: The Misadventures of Adam and Burt · Gotham  
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  Batman (1943) · Batman and Robin · Batman (1966)  
  1989 film series     Batman (1989) · Batman Returns · Batman Forever · Batman & Robin  
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  The Dark Knight Returns · DC Super Heroes Unite · Son of Batman · Assault on Arkham · Batman vs. Robin · Batman: Bad Blood · The Killing Joke · Gotham by Gaslight  
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· Justice League: Throne of Atlantis · Batman Unlimited: Animal Instincts · Justice League: Gods and Monsters · Batman Unlimited: Monster Mayhem  
  Animated shorts     Chase Me · Gotham Knight