Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted

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Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted (also known simply as Madagascar 3) is a 2012 American 3D computer-animated comedy film, produced by DreamWorks Animation, and distributed by Paramount Pictures. It is the third installment of the series, following Madagascar and Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, and it is the first 3D film in the series. The film is directed by Eric Darnell, Tom McGrath and Conrad Vernon, and was released generally to the public on June 8, 2012.

Six years ago, they disappeared without a trace. Next summer, they finally resurface (taglines)

Alex the Lion[edit]

  • [Marty drives a van] What are you doing? Zebras can't drive, only penguins and people can drive!
  • In order to get home, we will come up with something fresh, something brand new, something never before seen! Off the chain! Something that'll blow that circus promoter away!
  • [After defeating Dubois for the first time] Au revoir, Dubois!

Marty the Zebra[edit]

  • Forget about being part of the herd, I'm gonna be part of the flock. I'm gonna fly, baby!
  • Hi, officer! Is there a problem?

Gloria the Hippo[edit]

  • [when the boys are arguing about leadership] Enough! I'm gonna lead!
  • Me and you! WE GOT THIS!

Melman the Giraffe[edit]

  • I'm on a tightrope!
  • Let's rock!
  • [As an elder, referring to his leg] I lost all feeling in this thing years ago!

Captaine Chantel DuBois[edit]

  • [the telephone rings; DuBois is humming the tune of "Non je ne regrette rien". She picks up the phone] Hmm? Speak. Oui? A zebra? A hippo? A giraffe? A LION?!? [slams the phone; speaks to her four men] When I was seven, I strangled my first parrot, flushed by first goldfish, punched by first snake. Now, I have finally reached ze moment I have been preparing for my entire life. Ze pinnacle of my carrer. To hunt ze king of ze beasts! [shoots a dart at what is shaped like Alex's head]
  • Poor, poor animals. You should have never have left ze forest. Now you deal with ME!
  • Well played lion... Game on!
  • So, you ran away the ze circus. What a cliche.

Others[edit]

Vitaly: [when the animals are asking to get on the train] This train is for circus animals only!
Stefano: [Reffering to his act] I've always dreamed to doing this, from the time I was a little pup. To be a human cannonball! Except, you know: A sea lion cannonball.
Gia: Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Gia, The trapeze-flying jaguar!

Dialogue[edit]

[the gang looks at a European coastline. Melman gargles]
Alex: What?
Melman: [takes off his snorkel] There it is, the casino.
[Alex gargles]
Marty: What?
Alex: [takes off his snorkel] I said, "Perfect, that's where we'll find the penguins."
[Marty gargles]
Gloria: [takes off her snorkel] What?
[Marty takes off his snorkel and continues gargling]
Alex: Shh! Come on, guys. Operation: Penguin Extraccion does not include levity. We can't draw attention to ourselves, We're invisible! I'm talking really, really quiet.
King Julien XIII: [when on a train; sniffs] Hey, this is not First Class.
Maurice: Definitely coach.
Mort: [scarily] La, la la... La, la la... La, la la
King Julien XIII: Mort! Stop it!
Mort: [giggles]
King Julien XIII: [to Sonya the Bear] Hey, gorgeous. Has anyone ever told you that you look like a supermodel? Albeit a fat hairy one who smells? [Sonya eats him and pulls him out by his tail] WHOA! [Sonya puts Julien on her back] You have a very furry back. I love that in a woman.
[Dubois gets cuffed by an Italian cop after high-jacking their scooters]
Italian Cop #1: You are in a big trouble!
[Dubois shoots the cop with tranquilizer, knocking him out]
Italian Cop #2: Now, you're really in a big trouble!
[Dubois tranquilizes that cop]
Italian Cop #3: Now, you're really REALLY in a big trouble!
[Dubois tranquilizes that cop]
Italian Cop #4: I'm-a new!
[Dubois tries to tranquilize that cop, but is out of darts]
Alex: Mart? Marty?
Marty: Ta-da! [singing the circus song wearing a rainbow afro and polka-dot paint] da da da da da da circus, da da da da da da Afro circus, afro circus, afro, polka dot, polka dot, polka dot afro!
Alex: Really?
[in an Italian prison, the Comandante and two guards walk into Dubois' cell, where Dubois seems to be asleep in bed]
Comandante: Captain Chantal Dubois, get up! You are going back to Monte Carlo under maximum security. [no response; Comandante silently orders one of the guards to uncover the sheets, revealing a bunch of pillows] What?! It's just a pillow!
Guard: That's the oldest trick in the book, Comandante! Every Bambino in-a Italy knows-a that one!
Comandante: [shoves the pillow into the arms of the guard] Maybe, but do the know about the old escape hole behind the innocent-looking poster?! [tears the poster off the wall, only to reveal that Dubois had drawn arrows, a kissing mark and the word "Stupido" on a mirror with lipstick] Or the really old "I'm-Gonna-Hide-Up-in-the-Ceiling" trick! [blindly shoots at the ceiling with his gun, a loose brick hits him on the head]
Guard: [whistles and points to a whole under Dubois' bed]
Comandante: Of course! The secret-a tunnel under the bed! Get this thing out of the way! [the guards move the bed, revealing the "escape tunnel"] Let's go!
[as Comandante and the two guards jump into the hole, it's revealed the Dubois was really hiding in the bed as she cut a hole out with a knife]
Comandante: This tunnel is a dead end!
Guard: There's nothing but bed-springs and a mattress's stuffing down here!
[Dubois leaves the cell and slams the door]
Comandante: Was that the sound of a cell door closing?
[Gia, Stefano, Vitaly, and the circus animals look at the paper with the words "Famous Central Park Zoo Lion Missing" and the picture of Alex on it]
Gia: Alex? You are from a zoo?
[Alex and his friends look at them in shock]
Alex: Yes. Yes. But wait, there's more.
Gia: More?
Alex: Or less. There's less.
Vitaly: You were never circus?
Gloria: We... We had to say we were circus.
Melman: Or you'd never let us on the train!
Gia: After all we have been through together, you want to go live in a zoo?
Alex: Gia, I...
Vitaly: You used us.
Alex: No, no, no! I mean - I mean yes but...
Gia: Trapeze americano, you make that up, too?
Alex: It didn't exactly exist when I taught it to you.
Gia: [angry] Ohhh! Jet packs and aquatic cobras! I should've known.
Stefano: Balloons to the children of the world was not real, either?
Alex: Yeah, that's not real. But look at what we did.
Stefano: I was shot out of a cannon! I could have died!
Marty: But I thought it was your lifelong dream.
Stefano: For all I know, your name is not even Alice.
Alex: No, Stefano, but it never really was,
Stefano: I don't feel safe! [Stefano cries in Gia's arms as Vitaly looks at Alex and his friends, feeling betrayed and hurt]
Alex: Gia, I...
Gia: [heartbroken] We trusted you.
Stefano: My tears are real! You are not!
[Alex, Marty, Melman, and Gloria stand there in depression, feeling ashamed of themselves about lying to their friends and hurting their feelings]
Skipper: I can't believe you lied to all us circus folk.
Dubois: If I am goin' down, YOUR head is coming with me!
Alex: I don't think so! [whistles]
Jonesy: Oi, Let's go! [he and Frankie blast off]
Alex: You're going down, but not with my head! [the dogs pick Alex up and blast up before he lands in the penguin habitat]
Stefano: Jet pack, he pull up!
Alex:Your days of chasing animals are over, Dubois, because you just messed WITH THE KING! [throws Dubois to his caged habitat and Dubois roars in anger] This is where animals like you belong! Now sit! [Dubois gets shot in the butt with a dart] Lie down! [Dubois lies down, revealing Maurice and Mort; Mort is holding the gun]
Mort: [laughs] Naughty me!
Alex: Roll over. [Dubois rolls over off the rock] Good Dubois. Now stay!

Taglines[edit]

  • They have one shot to get back home.
  • To the greatest mom on earth! (Mother's Day tagline)
  • [from trailer] Six years ago, they disappeared without a trace. Next summer, they finally resurface.
  • [from trailer] From DreamWorks Animation, your favorite castaways become Europe's most wanted.
  • [from trailer] Next summer, getting home is going to be a circus.
  • [from trailer] The world goes mad summer 2012.
  • [from trailer] This summer, they'll do whatever it takes to get back home.

Voice cast[edit]

External links[edit]

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