Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh

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Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh (also known as Drake & Josh: Best Christmas Ever) is a television movie based on the Nickelodeon sitcom Drake & Josh.

Steve[edit]

  • The cow goes moo! I was trapped in a refrigerator! I take special vitamins!

Dialogue[edit]

Judge: I said I have a but!
Drake: [chuckles] He said he had a butt.
Josh: Shut up.

Little Boy: When is Santa going to be here?
Steve: Well, I don't know, but I'll bet you old Saint Nick's going to be here real soon.
Woman: Excuse me, I distinctly ordered a diet root beer, and this tastes like sh-
Steve: I AM TALKING TO CHILDREN!!!!

[last lines of the film]
Drake: So?
Josh: So?
Drake: Yes or no? Is this the best Christmas you ever had?
Josh: It will be, after THIS! [throws snow at Drake]
Drake: I'm gonna get you, Nichols!
Josh: Bring it, Parker! [the two chase each other around]
Drake: Santa's not looking for a relationship right now
Fat girl: I want what that other girl was getting.

Cast[edit]

Character Actor/Actress
Drake Parker Drake Bell
Josh Nichols Josh Peck
Megan Parker Miranda Cosgrove
Crazy Steve Jerry Trainor
Audrey Parker Nichols Nancy Sullivan
Walter Nichols Jonathan Goldstein
Mindy Crenshaw Allison Scagliotti
Eric Blonnowitz Scott Halberstadt
Craig Ramirez Alec Medlock
Helen Dubois Yvette Nicole Brown
Gavin Jake Farrow
Mrs. Hayfer Julia Duffy
Mary Alice Johansson Bailee Madison
Luke Devon Graye
Lily Camille Goldstein
Violet Cosette Goldstein
Trey Daven Wilson
Zigfee David Gore
Bludge Kimbo Slice
Officer Perry J. Gilbert David Pressman
Judge Newman Henry Winkler

External links[edit]

Wikipedia
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