Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh
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Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh (also known as Drake & Josh: Best Christmas Ever) is a television movie based on the Nickelodeon sitcom Drake & Josh.
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Dialogue[edit]
- Judge: Buy face hurts you butt duty head! I have a but (butt)!
- Drake: [chuckles] He said he had a butt.
- Josh: Shut up.
- Steve: The cow goes moo! I was trapped in a refrigerator! I take special vitamins!
- Little Boy: When is Santa going to be here?
- Steve: Well, I don't know, but I'll bet you old Saint Nick's going to be here real soon.
- Woman: Excuse me, I distinctly ordered a diet root beer, and this tastes like sh-
- Steve: I AM TALKING TO CHILDREN!!!!
- Steve: HEY! WHAT'S UP, D AND J? GETTING READY FOR THE PARADE?
- Drake: Yeah, positively.
- Steve: OKAY, WELL I'M JUST REMINDING YOU GUYS THAT YOU NEED TO GIVE THESE KIDS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER IF YOU WANNA STAY OUT OF JAIL!
- [last line of the film]
- Drake: So?
- Josh: So?
- Drake: Yes or no? Is this the best Christmas you ever had?
- Josh: It will be, after THIS! (throws snow at Drake)
- Drake: I'm gonna get you, Nichols!
- Josh: Bring it, Parker! (the two chase each other around)
- Drake: santas not looking for a relationship right now
- Fat girl: I want what that other girl was getting.
Cast[edit]
From the TV show[edit]
The show's vast majority of recurring characters returned for the special, all played by their original actors. Crazy Steve takes a more major role in this film, having a larger role in the film than Audrey or Walter.
| Character | Actor/Actress |
|---|---|
| Drake Parker | Drake Bell |
| Josh Nichols | Josh Peck |
| Megan Parker | Miranda Cosgrove |
| Crazy Steve | Jerry Trainor |
| Audrey Parker Nichols | Nancy Sullivan |
| Walter Nichols | Jonathan Goldstein |
| Mindy Crenshaw | Allison Scagliotti |
| Eric Blonnowitz | Scott Halberstadt |
| Craig Ramirez | Alec Medlock |
| Helen Dubois | Yvette Nicole Brown |
| Gavin | Jake Farrow |
| Mrs. Hayfer | Julia Duffy |
Movie only[edit]
These characters all have a larger role than most characters, second only to Drake, Josh, and Megan.
| Character | Actor/Actress |
|---|---|
| Mary Alice Johansson | Bailee Madison |
| Luke | Devon Graye |
| Lily | Camille Goldstein |
| Violet | Cosette Goldstein |
| Trey | Daven Wilson |
| Zigfee | David Gore |
| Bludge | Kimbo Slice |
| Officer Perry J. Gilbert | David Pressman |
| Judge Newman | Henry Winkler |
The Parker-Nichols Family[edit]
- Walter
- Audrey (2nd wife)
- Drake (step-son)
- Josh (son)
- Megan (step-daughter)
- Luke (adoptive half-son)
- Lily & Violet (twin adoptive half-daughters)
- Trey (adoptive half-son)
- Zigfee (adoptive half-son)
- Mary Alice (adoptive half-daughter)
