Minions: The Rise of Gru

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Minions: The Rise of Gru is a 2022 American 3D computer-animated comedy film and a sequel to Minions (2015) in which 12-year-old Gru tries to join a group of supervillains called the Vicious 6, but ends up with him and his Minions going on the run with them hot on their tails.

Directed by Kyle Balda and co-directed by Brad Ableson and Jonathan del Val. Written by Matthew Fogel.
A villain will rise. taglines

Gru[edit]

  • When you guys tracked me down after responding to my ad, my first thought was: "Where did all these little tater-tots come from, and where did they find so much denim?"
  • Distinguished villains, my name is Gru! I feel like I'm talking too loud, even though our proximity doesn't require this kind of volume!
  • I'm pretty despicable. You don't want to cross me!
  • Otto, you take the stone back to the lair, and I'll distract them.
  • This kid just stole something from the worst villains in the world!
  • Is this--? Are you pulling on my legs right now? Otto, where's the stone?
  • Did you just... trade my future... FOR A PET ROCK??!! [Otto says "Yes" in Spanish] OK. Otto, where was this birthday party?
  • Alright, alright, I’m not mini. Please stop calling me that.
  • My minions will save me.
  • Minions, assemble!
  • My mom was right. You don't belong here! You're fired!
  • I'm going to find that stone. And when I get home, you all better be gone.
  • My mom will probably pay you to keep me!
  • Otto, close your yapper!
  • Otto! It's Mini-Boss!
  • You found the stone! Otto, I'm so proud of you!
  • Obviously, you guys are rehired.
  • [last lines] Big Boss! I like that.

Belle Bottom[edit]

  • Ooh, baby, the Anti-Villain League can't catch this. Guess who stole the map?
  • You seriously think this puny, little child can be a villain?
  • Come back when you've done something evil to impress me!
  • We're coming for you, Mr. Gru!
  • Oh, I didn't mean to scare you. Now, where's Gru?
  • Long time no see, punk! [takes the Zodiac Stone out of Gru's hands] I'll take that!
  • Whoa, whoa, whoa, everybody! [holds up the Zodiac Stone] Did you forget what time it is? [the clock strikes midnight] HAPPY NEW YEAR! [transforms into a huge purple Chinese dragon]
  • Enjoy being torn apart!
  • Why don't we make this a fair fight? [laughs evilly]

Master Chow[edit]

  • You like picking on little guys, huh? I am a master of Kung Fu.

Wild Knuckles[edit]

  • The map to the legendary Zodiac Stone. We'll become the most powerful villains in the world!

Jean Clawed[edit]

  • I thought he was a tiny man.

Nunchuck[edit]

  • Hallelujah! (Laughs)

Dialogue[edit]

Gru: My mom was right. You don't belong here! You're fired!
[The Minions gasp in shock as one of them faints]
Gru: I'm going to find that stone. And when I get home, you all better be gone.
Otto: Mini-Boss. [speaking Minionese as if saying, "I'm sorry. How about we all go with you?"]
Gru: And Otto, close your yapper!
Otto: Oh.

Wild Knuckles: Somebody bring me a phone. Call home. It's ransom time.
Gru: No, no, no! My mom will probably pay you to keep me!
Wild Knuckles: Good one. Call!

Gru's Mom: [after the Vicious 6 leave the house] You had better be paying for my roof!

Gru: One day, I hope to fake my own death to escape the authorities.
Wild Knuckles: Shoot for the moon, kid. Shoot for the moon.

Chinese Dragon Belle Bottom: [picking up Gru as he tries to escape] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO! Where do you think you're going? Hmm? You stole from us, and now you're gonna pay! [ties him up to the clock tower] Enjoy being torn apart!

Taglines[edit]

  • Brace yourself.
  • A villain will rise.

Cast[edit]

External Links[edit]

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  Films   Despicable Me (2010) · Despicable Me 2 (2013) · Despicable Me 3 (2017)  
  Spin‑offs   Minions (2015) · Minions: The Rise of Gru (2022)