Old Dogs (film)

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Old Dogs is a 2009 American comedy film directed by Wild Hogs' Walt Becker and starring John Travolta and Robin Williams with supporting roles played by Kelly Preston, Matt Dillon, Justin Long, Seth Green, Rita Wilson, Dax Shepard and Bernie Mac.

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[from trailer]
Dan: If I'm going to be an old dad, you're going to be an Uncle Charlie. We can do this.
Charlie: We?

[from trailer]
Yancy: You ladies ready to play a little Ultimate Frisbee?
Dan: I think so, Mr. Testosterone!

[from trailer]
[after tackling Dan]
Yancy: How's that feel, Gilmore Girl?

[from trailer]
[reading fine print from one of Dan's prescription bottles]
Charlie: Watch out for sudden loss of depth perception?

Charlie: You crying, man?
Jimmy: [holding back tears] I ain't cyring!

Jimmy: [to Charlie] Did you see the show?

Dan: Whoa, does this drink come with a diving board? It's insane!

Charlie: The kids have never seen Friday the 13th, part 1 or 2!
Vicki: Oh, my God!
Dan: He's kidding. He's a kidder. He was scared of The Wizard of Oz. He's kidding. The monkeys got him in the nuts.

Zach: I think "scat" is poop.
Dan: Really, son?
Zach: Yeah.
Charlie: You wiped poop on my face?
Dan: Yeah. Scat happens, man.


  • Sit. Stay. Play Dad.
  • Life is Not Child-Proof



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