Pretty Little Liars

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Pretty Little Liars is an American mystery teen drama thriller television series created by I. Marlene King. Based on the popular series of novels written by Sara Shepard, the show premiered on June 8, 2010 on ABC Family (now Freeform). Its main audience is made up of pre-teen females.

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Season 1[edit]

Pilot [1.01][edit]

Alison: Friends share secrets. That's what keeps us close.
Hanna: Where's Ali and Spencer?
Aria: We don't know.
[Spencer approaches.]
Aria: Ali?
Spencer: She's gone.
Aria: What do you mean, she's gone?
Spencer: I've looked everywhere for her. I think I heard her scream.

[One Year Later]
Spencer: Did you see the paper today?
Hanna: Yeah.
Spencer: She's gone, but she's everywhere.

[Ezra sees Aria, whom he'd met the day before and thought was a college student, sitting in his high school English class.]
Ezra: Holy crap!
Ezra: You told me you went to Hollis.
Aria: No, I said I was thinking about majoring in English, and that's true.
Ezra: Look, I think you're amazing, Aria. When I first met you, I thought, "Who is this girl?"
Aria: I'm still that girl. Nothing's changed.
Ezra: Yes. Yes, it has. I'm your teacher...It's not right. We just can't.

Spencer: Well, you know what they say about hope. Breeds eternal misery.

Maya: They found your friend...
Emily: I knew she'd come back. Is she inside?
Maya: Emily. I'm sorry. They found Alison's body.

The Jenna Thing [1.02][edit]

Emily: If a Hastings has a shot, she takes a shot.
Maya: Is that a drinking game?
Spencer: Yeah, it should be.

Aria: [referring to Detective Wilden, who has questioned the girls] He knows we're lying.
Hanna: Lying is not a crime.
Spencer: It is when you're giving false statements to the police. It's called obstruction of justice.

Spencer: I've decided on the class I want to take at Hollis. But it's not for credit, Dad, it's for fun.
Peter Hastings: What's the point of that?

Maya: So, I get your connection to Spencer. You both like to win.
Emily: Winning's great, but if I've done my best, I usually feel good about the outcome, no matter what it is.
Maya: And Spencer?
Emily: Spencer needs to win.

Wren: You know, I didn't grow up in a family like yours, so I don't know that kind of pressure, but I can imagine it could be unbearable at times.
Spencer: Well, you're not exactly a slouch, Mr. Oxford. I mean, that drive had to come from somewhere.
Wren: Yeah. It came from me. My life has been my choice.
Spencer: Well, you're lucky.

To Kill a Mocking Girl [1.03][edit]

Spencer: It's probably just a rabbit.
Hanna: Hello?
Spencer: It's a rabbit, Hanna. It's not gonna answer you.

Hanna: God, it was one pair of sunglasses, and they were last season's!...Mom, you don't have to do this.
Ashley: Do what?
Hanna: Squeeze his grapefruit.

Jenna: Whisper, whisper, whisper. It's almost like Alison is still here.

Mona: [putting on lipstick] Ah! Totally love this color. We should've stocked up on a few more tubes.
Hanna: Well, I only have two hands. Keep it.
Mona: Why? Is your mom asking to see receipts?

Aria: What are you doing here? Did you forget what we talked about?
Meredith: You talked. I listened.
Aria: What didn't you understand? You need to leave now.
Meredith: Listen, sweetie, I'm not in high school. You don't have any say in this.

Can You Hear Me Now? [1.04][edit]

Aria: I saw you riding around town the other day...on your bike.
Ezra: Yeah, I saw you too. I waved, remember? I would have stopped, but you weren't alone.
Aria: Yeah. My friends thought you had nice legs.
Ezra: What do you think?
Aria: That I was embarrassed that my friends thought you had nice legs.

Aria: Maybe this isn't smart.
Ezra: I promise you it's not smart.

Emily: [as Toby is assigned a seat in Chem Lab] Oh, please, no. Not here. Oh, please, oh, please, oh, please.
Toby: So, I guess we're lab partners. You okay with that?
Emily: Sure.

Ezra: I'm sorry, Mr. Sperling. Do you have something to add to the discussion, aside from phlegm?

Wren: Your face is very fair.
Spencer: How about some black coffee?
Wren: I've been drinking scotch. I'd rather not mix my beverages.

Reality Bites Me [1.05][edit]

Aria: [about her father's affair] Ali said I should have told my mom right after it happened.
Emily: Ali? Alison knew?
Aria: Yeah, she was with me.
Spencer: So, Alison saw this Meredith person?
Hanna: Meredith? Her name is Meredith. Ew. That's not even a cute girl name. I'm seeing big pores and mousy roots.
Spencer: Hanna, I think it's a little too soon to joke.
Hanna: I'm sorry, but if you're going to cheat, you might as well do it with somebody who deep-conditions her hair occasionally.
Spencer: Here [passing Hanna a bagel], put something in your mouth besides your foot.

Hanna: ...I think working in a dentist office will help me with my fear.
Sean: Scared of dentists?
Hanna: Children. Your mom is making me hand out sugar-free lollipops to six-year-olds. They don't bite at that age, do they?

Spencer: [to Emily, about Toby] Do you want to ask what your lab partner was doing last night? You know, maybe he took a break from sitting on his porch pulling the heads off squirrels.

Hardy: [about Aria] Dude, you are so screwed.
Ezra: It - it's not what you think it is. Don't give me that look. I didn't pursue this, it just happened.
Hardy: And that makes it okay?
Ezra: Hardy -
Hardy: Ezra, she's cute, she's smart, I get it, there's no argument. But she's your student, man.
Ezra: That's not how I met her.
Hardy: It doesn't matter. When this is all over, she's gonna get her diploma. You're going to get a pink slip and an orange jumpsuit.

Ezra: Who's "A"?
[Aria looks at the message on her phone: "Lucky you, Aria! Other girls have to do their homework. You get to do the teacher...--A"]
Aria: I don't know.
Ezra: How many of your friends did you tell?
Aria: I didn't -
Ezra: 'Cause if "A" knows, I'm thinking "B" and "C" and everybody else does too.

There's No Place Like Homecoming [1.06][edit]

Lucas: [paired with Hanna in a Celibacy Club improv] ...I'm really more comfortable in an observational role during sexercise...Girls like her don't approach guys like me unless they have deep-seated self-esteem issues and a serious drinking problem...I don't need to know how to rebuff the advances of a genetic splice between Barbie and Shakira...It's just never going to happen.

Maya: Dance music isn't really my thing. I'm not really gaga for Gaga.

Mona: Hey, Han! Spencer. So, is it true you're taking the country club's towel boy to Homecoming?
Spencer: His name is Alex. And yes, I am.
Hanna: Knock it off, Mona.
Mona: What? I think it's cute she's taking her Cinderfella to the ball.
Hanna: Can you get me fro-yo, with sprinkles? [Mona leaves.]
Spencer: Wow, that was exactly the reaction I want to avoid.
Hanna: Don't pay any attention to her. She's just insecure.
Spencer: Yeah, like a pit bull.

Maya: If you and I start slipping up, we're going to be right back at the bottom again.
Hanna: Yeah. Well, I'm starting to think I've lost a few things on the climb up.

Emily: I told you I needed space.
Maya: Yeah, and I'm giving you space - to come to grips with who you are, not to hide it.

The Homecoming Hangover [1.07][edit]

[The girls are searching for Emily at the Homecoming dance.]
Spencer: Why don't we split up?
Hanna: Why don't we not.
Aria: Hanna, you can come with me.
Spencer: Why do I have to go alone?
Aria: Fine! We'll split up together.

Hanna: Look, I have already gotten busted for stealing sunglasses and my boyfriend's car.
Spencer: Wait, you stole sunglasses? From who?
Hanna: Not from a person, from a store. God, I have some class.

Spencer: Hey, are you taking something for the pain?
Emily: Yeah, but nothing that dulls my mother.

Hanna: I got a message you wanted to see me.
Lucas: From the universe?

Lucas: Sorry.
Hanna: For what?
Lucas: I didn't mean to, like, you know, invade your
Hanna: It's okay. The leprosy cleared up.

Please, Do Talk About Me When I'm Gone [1.08][edit]

Ashley: ...this is a one-paycheck family, and we can't live a two-paycheck life.

Hanna: [to Sean] I cannot believe you just said "cooties." You're such a goober.

Jenna: [to Spencer] You and your friends are careless. Like I told Emily, you're careless and you break things, and you think you're never going to have to pay for them.

The Perfect Storm [1.09][edit]

Hanna: Spencer, you do not need to know any more big words. You're already scary enough to anyone under fifty.
Spencer: I'm not scary! Am I scary?
Aria: A little.

Aria: Can we just drop it, please? I'm not looking for anything more than a friend.
Hanna: Why? Don't you have enough on Facebook? Besides, don't you want someone real, someone you can, I don't know, scratch and sniff?

Veronica Hastings: Hi girls. Oh, what smells so good?
Spencer: Garlic bread. Want some?
Veronica Hastings: I can't. God, I miss food. Eat some butter for me, will you?

Veronica Hastings: Spencer, our family doesn't handle imperfection very well.

Keep Your Friends Close [1.10][edit]

Hanna: Okay, I need to ask you guys something, and I need you to be totally honest with me...Is this side of my face fatter than this side?

Spencer: I don't know when this war between us got started, Melissa, but can't it just be over? I'm only sixteen, and I'm tired.

Spencer: I feel like the poster child for poor judgement.

Spencer: I think we're supposed to go to where we found Ali's bracelet.
Aria: That was in the middle of nowhere.
Spencer: Actually, it was fifteen steps east of the half-point tree, which is 136 steps from the main road.
Aria: You're a freak, and I love you.

Moments Later [1.11][edit]

Mona: Oh, that cast! That's - that's, like, for a broken leg. That won't keep you from wearing heels, will it?
Hanna: Just for a little bit.

Spencer: Ali may have done some psycho things, but she would never do anything tacky.

Aria: We have to be really careful
Ezra: I've been careful. Remember, careful made you unhappy.
Aria: You don't make me unhappy! You totally mess me up, and I feel miserable sometimes, but you don't make me unhappy.

Emily: I'm not afraid of Toby.
Wayne Fields: You're afraid of something. I can see it in your eyes. Now, what is it?
Emily: I'm afraid of you and Mom.
Wayne Fields: Why are you afraid of us?
Emily: Because I'm not who you think I am.
Wayne Fields: You're Emily Fields, my little girl...
Emily: It's not that simple.
Wayne Fields: Emmy -
Emily: I'm gay. I'm gay.

Spencer: [about Aria and Ezra's relationship] Part of me thinks this is really self-destructive behavior, but most of me just thinks it's really hot.

Salt Meets Wound [1.12][edit]

Aria: [about replacing the sticker on Hanna's cast] This time, why don't you try something mellower, like 'Save the Planet?'
Spencer: Hey, there were not a lot of choices okay? It was either Humpty Dumpty or 'Jesus is coming, look busy.'

[In a flashback]
Alison: I only kill when we need food...and when I'm bored.

Hanna: Did you get my emails?
Lucas: Yeah, I got 'em.
Hanna: Well, you know, I'm behind in every class, so if you want to study together...
Lucas: I'm kind of off studying at the moment. Been there, done that. This semester I plan to go from honor roll to toilet roll.

Maya: I'm exhausted. I didn't sleep last night. I was way too nervous.
Emily: About dinner? Because when I saw you at school, you were totally all right.
Maya: One of us had to hold it together. You were one buckle short of a straitjacket.

Emily: Tonight meant a lot to me. Thank you. Maya had a great time.
Pam Fields: Your father thinks she's very sweet.
Emily: She is. And I'm glad you're okay with it.
Pam Fields: I'm not okay with it. The whole thing makes me sick. Sick to my stomach.

Know your Frenimies [1.13][edit]

'A' is for Alison not Amateur. --A

Aria: A saved my relationship...
Hanna: Yeah, well A tried to kill me.

Don't say I never gave you anything, turn on your computer. --A

Careful What U Wish 4 [1.14][edit]

Hanna: (about Emily's flask) Where did you get that? ... This is mine.
Emily: I helped myself.
Hanna: To all of it?

Wanna keep mommy out of prison? I have job for you. --A

Job description: Heartbreaker. $200 for every dance with Lucas. --A

You have his heart, now rip it out! $1000 for the last dance. --A

Emily: (To Spencer when she tries to open her door for her) I can open my own damn door!

If at First You Don't Succeed, Lie, Lie Again. [1.15][edit]

Emily: (About Paige McCullers) just some snarky comment about me being gay.
Spencer: I will destroy her.
Aria: Can I help?

Wanna help mama make some $$$$$ Show Mrs. Montgomery what her kid's been hiding. --A

Hanna: (To Caleb) You know what? Just don't talk about the Biebs, okay. You don't know the Biebs, you don't understand the Biebs. Or his hair.

Ezra: Are you dissappointed that the artist didn't show?
Aria: No, the only person that I cared about seeing is you.

Aria: When I first saw the limo, I thought I was gonna have to ride in the trunk.

Je Suis Une Ami [1.16][edit]

Caleb's quiet, but how R U gonna shut ME up? --A

Aria: (To Hanna) Why are we sitting with Caleb?
Hanna: Why not?
Spencer: Hanna, I like stray dogs too, but sometimes they bite.
Hanna: Well, don't worry, okay? This dog's has it's shots.

Hanna: Go Emily!
Aria: She's not swimming yet...

Spencer: I think someone framing you.
Toby: What made you change your mind?
Spencer: I think someone may be trying to do the same thing to me.

Caleb: Remind me again, which one's Bridgett?
Hanna: Bridgett is the one drinking from her purse.

The New Normal [1.17][edit]

Jenna: Toby, did you hear? We can get that awful thing off your leg now. The cab's waiting.
Toby: Actually, I already have a ride.
Jenna: Emily.
Spencer: No, it's me.
Jenna: Spencer... It's really very nice of you but I'm here now.
Toby: I'm going with Spencer.
Jenna: I see...

Hanna: (To Aria) I don't like what knowing what I'm capable of.

Spencer: (On the phone) Where are you?
Aria: What are you talking about, I'm right here.
Spencer: (Hears sirens) Any firetruck you can here at your house, I can hear at mine-- Oh my God! Are you in his apartment? Are you on the bed...?
Aria: (Gets off the bed) No. I'm not... On the bed.
Spencer: Is he there?
Aria: Not exactly.
Spencer: Is he taking a shower?
Aria: He's getting take-out food for dinner! And this call is becoming very 1-900...
Spencer: To talk to a hot english teacher press 3...
Aria: Call ending now.

Spencer: I'm sorry last night was a bust--
Toby: It wasn't a complete bust... Plus, it was kinda fun to kick your ass in Scrabble.
Spencer: It wasn't a complete ass kicking.

Jenna is gonna be sooooo pissed! --A

The Badass Seed [1.18][edit]

Hanna: Why isn't she wearing any shoes?
Spencer: So she can look small enough to play an 8 year old...

Spencer: (To Hanna) You didn't read the entire play? (Looks at Aria)
Aria: Hey, don't look at me, I'm just here to make her look taller.

Jenna: I find evil so... Inspiring.
Mr. Fitz: Uh... Inspiring?

Hanna: (To Aria about Ezra) Is that the tie you bought him?
Aria: Stop.

Mona: What gives, Velma? Did you have a nasty dream last night about Shaggy?
Hanna:I was in the shower with him
Mona: Talk about a wet dream.
Hanna: No, it wasn't a dream... He took a shower at my place.
Mona: (Gasp) Did you lose your V-card?
Hanna: No! Okay, I'm just... confused.

Alison: Note to self: Don't drink and dive.

Alison: The bolder the move, the less anyone questions it.

Person of Interest [1.19][edit]

Spencer: I feel like whole parts of my brain have shut down... I used to like Alegebra-- or a least I understood it... And now it's a mess.
Emily: Well, it can get really abstract.
Spencer: Yeah, but that's I liked about it. X's, Y's, Z's-- none of it real. And I could deal with that. Just... Isolate the X factor. And now I feel like I'm the X factor...

You're getting colder... --A

Someone to Watch Over Me [1.20][edit]

Emily: Why an owl?
Hanna: It's symbolic.
Emily: Of.. what?
Hanna: Of our first night together. We... Heard owls.
Aria: Swooping down to carry off their prey?

Toby: Do me a favor.
Spencer: Anything.
Toby: If you ever think about running away again... Call me first.

Monsters in the End [1.21][edit]

Ezra: Are you gonna torture me because I gave somebody else a ring? Aria, seriously, it wasn't even a karat!

Em! You definitely have a type: Love me. Lie for me. --A

For Whom the Bell Tolls [1.22][edit]

Hanna: You're not going to be mad at me forever are you?
Lucas: Probably.

Caleb: Why are you doing this?
Lucas: Because Hanna has the right to be happy.

Aria:It's not from Spencer, it's from A... It's for all of us: 'Buckle up, bitches nothing is as it seems.' --A

Aria: Did you really leave your mom a note?
Hanna: Yeah, 'Dear Mommy, I went to the woods to trap a killer.'

Hanna: How do you know that?
Spencer: Don't you watch CNN?
Hanna: ...
Spencer: No need to answer that.

Aria: Oh my God.
Emily: Does this mean--
Spencer: 'It's not over until I say it is--
Hanna: Sleep tight, bitches--
All: While you still can. --A

Season 2[edit]

It's Alive [2.01][edit]

Caleb Rivers: I should have told you in person, I just... I had never said the things that I was feeling, and I didn't feel that I could say those things without making a complete ass of myself. Pretty much like I am right now... So I wrote you a letter. And in the letter I said I was sorry. Most of my life, I have felt alone, even when I was with people... that was until I met you.

The Goodbye Look [2.02][edit]

Aria Montgomery: Don't you read the newspaper or watch the news?
Mona Vanderwall: No.

Emily Fields: If lying was a crime, we'd all be in jail.

My Name Is Trouble [2.03][edit]

Toby: I love you so much.
Spencer: I wanted to say that first.

Emily: Sometimes when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
Spencer: Why are you talking like Ben Franklin?

Blind Dates [2.04][edit]

Lucas: I'm completely off my game.
Hanna: You don't have any game.

Spencer: We should take a photo of Ian, prove we haven't been making this all up.
Hanna: Yeah, well, you go ahead and do that, while I try not to get killed.
Jason: Hey, I miss that pink hair!

The Devil You Know [2.05][edit]

Hanna: [Wearing a tight short red dress.] So, mom, I need your opinion.
Ashley: Absolutely not.
Hanna: What? I haven't even asked you yet.
Ashley: Hanna, it's a funeral, not a Nicki Minaj concert.
Hanna: So what? I can't dance on his grave? Can I at least throw confetti?

Never Letting Go [2.06][edit]

Spencer: Mona is five feet of insidious snark with a side ponytail, and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer: You don't paper over windows unless you're a vampire.

Aria [on giant coffee mug]: I just wanted to drink it. Not swim laps.

Surface Tension [2.07][edit]

Hanna: Is this a gay thing?
Emily: No. It's a brain thing.

Emily: This is me relaxed.
Hanna: We're gonna have to work on that.

Save the Date [2.08][edit]

Hanna: Jenna can't hear us; she's blind...You know what I mean.

Hanna: Em, easy. You're already wearing

more pain cream than clothes.

Ezra: Here I was hoping you'd be at the potter's wheel, so I could wrap my arms around you and hum "Unchained Melody."

Hanna: Maybe he's just bringing raw meat to Jenna's cat.
Spencer: Toby lives there, too, and they don't have a cat.
Hanna: Then maybe he was bringing over raw meat for Jenna.

Picture This [2.09][edit]

Emily: Can we get out of here? My goosebumps are getting goosebumps.

Ashley: No girlfriends allowed in the bedroom. Just girl... friends.

Hanna: Jenna is scary enough with four senses. Can you imagine what she'd do to us with all five?

Hanna: You've barely eaten since we left the hospital, and licking the salt off pretzels does not count as lunch.

Hanna: You love zombie movies.
Emily: I like watching them. I don't wanna be in one.
Jason: The truth is, I do care about your brother but...I also care about you. And I was telling you in the off chance you might feel the same way.

Touched by an 'A'-ngel [2.10][edit]

Hanna: You are not starved! You just had a whole bowl of jellybeans.
Mona: They were complimentary.

Ashley: Hanna, compassion.
Hanna: I have it, just not in the morning.

Ezra: It's time to tell people about us. I think we should tell your parents first because they should hear it from us.

Hanna: If it wasn't for Isa the skank, my dad would be with my mom right now and she wouldn't be alone.

Spencer: Do you need to take another shower?
Emily: I think five is enough.

Hanna: I'm gonna pick out my college, the same way I pick out my clothes. From a catalog.

Hanna: What do you think?
Mona: Hold on. Let me stop dry heaving first.

Spencer: I know every club. I came close to joining The Madrigals.

Hanna: If it needs a tent, it's a circus.
Ashley: Says the girl who woke up at 4 a.m. for the Royal Wedding.
Hanna: I had to pee.
Ashley: For three hours?

I Must Confess [2.11][edit]

Aria: You're giving her a book of horse pictures?
Hanna: Yeah, it's classier than a calendar.
Spencer: No, classy would be buying something new, Hanna.

Hanna: As soon as I get more than shrimp in my stomach, you're gonna be in a world of pain.
Kate: We'll see.

Emily [to Jenna]: Could you please move your stick? There are people trying to get past you.

Spencer: I am now officially done eating. Forever.

Over My Dead Body [2.12][edit]

Spencer: "A" is being our ultimate "frenemy", forcing us to get what we want, but knowing that when we do...
Hanna: All hell breaks loose.

Caleb: Hanna, what's wrong?
Hanna: Ask me what's right if you want a shorter answer.

Alison: Two can only keep a secret if one of them is dead.

Spencer: I think Hanna's about to need a getaway car.

Caleb [to Kate]: That's a very pretty dress. But you should know, it gives you back fat.

Spencer: I've never actually known a guy who carried a hankie.

Aria: We all get it wrong sometimes.

Spencer: I found a way to survive my secrets, but everyone I care about gets hurt.

Hanna: You don't think her ear is in here do you?
Emily: That's a big box for an ear.

The First Secret [2.13][edit]

Alison (to Emily): Were you wishing you could taste her Cherry Chapstick?

Lucas: It was just an accident.
Alison: Is that what the doctors told your mom dad at the hospital?

Alison: Shy in the streets, sexy in the sheets.
Alison: Boys play with toys. Girls play with boys.

Through Many Dangers, Toils, and Snares [2.14][edit]

Ezra: I'm in love with your daughter. I love Aria.

Jackie: Don't be angry.
Ezra: Angry doesn't begin to describe how I feel about you right now.

Hanna: Any sense of boobs?
Spencer: Hanna!
Hanna: What? It could be a clue.

A Hot Piece of 'A' [2.15][edit]

Spencer: That was my Nana's couch.

Hanna: Spencer, stop giving us orders. We're not your winged monkeys.

Emily: These are not highlights, Hanna. This is glass in my hair.

Let the Water Hold Me Down [2.16][edit]

Mona (to Spencer): You're like smart-smart. I always thought you were just book-smart.

Hanna: God! Why isn't anyone allowed to have a damn secret?

Holden: Laugh now, but I'll be sending you a hand-written "thank you" note for letting me interrupt your conversation.

The Blonde Leading the Blind [2.17][edit]

Toby (to Wren): I may have broken my left arm, but my right arm is fine.

Ezra: Life isn't always romantic. Sometimes, it's realistic.

Emily: You're lucky I don't take that stick...
Jenna: Careful, Emily!

A Kiss Before Lying [2.18][edit]

Aria (on Noel): He's been going through girls in this school like they're Kleenex.

Ashley: Can we talk about the elephant in the room?
Hanna: Kate is not an elephant; she's a snake and she's going to my school.

Spencer: We're not even standing that close to you.
Caleb: Really? Then how do I know that you had a cheeseburger for lunch?

The Naked Truth [2.19][edit]

Mona: Congratulations hon, you're back on the team! If I had a pom pom, i'd shake it.

Mona: Honey, you can't be a shark if you're toothless.

Aria: Yeah, I don't know about her fortunes, but that lady with the tube top makes really good apple butter.

Aria: Can I touch it?
Spencer: Yeah, it's a raincoat, Aria. It's not a mummy

CTRL:A [2.20][edit]

Caleb: I've got a hotspot in my pocket.
Hanna: Yeah, I know, but what does that have to do with computers?

Ella: Second guessing her every move is starting to feel a little extreme.
Byron: No, dating your English teacher is extreme.

Hanna: I am thinking! This is me thinking! And molting!

Spencer: You're taking to long Hanna just control A.
Hanna: I'm going as fast as I can!
Spencer: It's not fast enough, Hanna, Just control A! Control A.
Hanna: What the hell do you think I'm trying to do?!
Spencer: No, hit CTRL A...on the keyboard!

Breaking the Code [2.21][edit]

Mona: If I could live through Alison DiLaurentis and her non-stop torture, I can handle some radioactive texting.

Wren: My family has issues too.
Spencer: Oh really, like what? Did someone spread their butter with a steak knife?

Aria: What exactly are we doing here cause I really don't feel like having a tea party with the two of you?

Father Knows Best [2.22][edit]

Mona: Which one of you girls is best at hiding the truth from someone who's close to you?
Spencer, Hanna, and Emily: Her!
Aria: Wow, thanks guys.

Mike: If your relationship is so much trouble, why not just let it go?
Aria: Look, when you love someone. It's worth fighting for, no matter what the odds.

Mona: You know they say the punishment's supposed to fit the crime, but this community service gig is like the ninth circle of hell.

Aria: So, what? I got chased by a hobo for nothing

Eye of the Beholder [2.23][edit]

Spencer: If only we could harness Mona's sense of entitlement. We could light the eastern seaboard.

Hanna: I can't go around without a phone. That's like going around without a brain or shoes.

Mona: Frankly, I'd like to take that cane and whack her like a pinata.

If These Dolls Could Talk [2.24][edit]

Emily: I think that Ali is holding all of our brains hostage and

we won't be able to sleep until we find out what really happened to her.

Hanna: What's next? Hiding in Melissa's closet? Rubbing her belly until the baby confesses?

Aria: We don't need to get all freaked out over a newsflash from Casper the friendly host.

Hanna: What's in the bag?
Mona: Shower gel. I need to scrub off ten layers of shame.

unmAsked [2.25][edit]

Anne: I never thought I'd find the strength to come back here, but your friend showed up and he was very convincing. I help people push through their fears, but he helped me push through mine.
Spencer: Wait, our friend?
[Anne motions them over to Toby, standing by his truck. He and Spencer walk to each other]
Toby: Pretending not to love you was the hardest thing I've ever done.

Spencer: Come on, we're team Sparia.

Aria (about Ezra's bed ;): Hanna, do you mind? It's kind of sacred ground.
Emily, Spencer, and Hanna: It is?!?

Emily: Guys, I don't trust Melissa as far as I can throw her and Ian's fetus.

Spencer: Hide and seek was my favorite game with Melissa. You want to know why? I always won.

Aria: I don't know about you guys, but A talking about body bags makes me very nervous.
Mona: I admire you Spencer, so I'm going to let you choose how this ends tonight. You can join the 'A-Team' or you can disappear.
Mona: They think it's over. Loser Mona's going to the nuthouse, and those precious liars are going home to sleep with their windows open and their doors unlocked. Don't they know that's what we want ?

Season 3[edit]

It Happened That Night [3.01][edit]

Spencer: Melissa is a Hastings, we bounce back like super balls.

Garrett: You're not safe Spencer, and your friends aren't either. It's not over.

Mona played with dolls, I play with body parts. Game on bitches - A.

Aria: That "Girl Interrupted" thing could just be an act to keep her out of jail.

Hanna [about Lucas]: It's no coincidence that he turned dark after the masquerade ball.

Spencer [to Toby]: Okay I know it was my idea to wait, but right now I'm just completely forgetting why.

Hanna [to Mona]: I wanna know what I did to make you hate me so much!!!!!

Ezra: You're still safe Aria. There's no more A.

Hanna: If I never see another shovel again it'll be too soon.

Emily: You got an internship at Vera Wang?
Hanna: Yeah but I changed my mind, it turns out they want you to work for free.

Blood is the New Black [3.02][edit]

Hanna: You know what Mona? If I had told the police that you mowed me down with your car, you would not be here getting a piece of peach pie everyday to wash down your meds. You'd be sharing a jail cell with someone calling you peach pie while you braid her back hair!

Spencer [about Jenna]: She doesn't know we know!

Hanna: I'm having ambiguous loss!

Spencer: Are you ready to explain every lie we've ever told since Ali died?

Aria: It wasn't enough to steal her bones, now we're gonna get pieces of her delivered to us?

Hanna [to Mona]: I didn't come here to play beauty shop!

Aria [to Emily]: When we picked you up, you kept calling me Arlene.

Aria: I'm ready to hang a sign, bitch can see!

Garrett: Somebody you know well has you completely fooled. People lie, but medical records don't.

Kingdom of the Blind [3.03][edit]

Emily: I'm really tired of everyone treating me like I'm made out of glass.

Jenna: I am still a target!

Hanna [to Jenna]: Wow Jenna, what a sight for sore eyes.

Mona: So tell me, did they ever find what was left of Alison?

Hanna [to Mona]: We thought you being in here was the end of it, but it's not. And you know that. The question is, how do you know?

Emily: I am way more angry than I am scared now.
Aria: Can I borrow some of that?

Spencer: Mom what are you doing? This is the man who killed in my best friend. He killed the girl Emily was in love with.

Emily: You're not paranoid if someone's really out to get you.

Caleb: The last word a guy wants a girl to describe him with is sweet.
Hanna: Fine, now he's a sour patch kid.

Spencer: Hanna, you have all the subtlety of a hand grenade.
Hanna: Thank you!

Hanna: You're open to date but you're not open for business.

Birds of a Feather [3.04][edit]

Caleb: I feel like I only exist in half of your life, and that's not good enough for me.

Hanna: Right, roger that.
Aria: Roger that?
Hanna: What? We're on a mission.

Hanna: You know what they say: if the feather fits.
Aria: Hanna, it's the shoe, if the shoe fits.

Hanna: Why are you looking at pictures of bald fat men?
Aria: I'm looking for a guy for my mom. I don't know I just thought that she could try online dating.
Hanna: She's divorced, not desperate.

That Girl Is Poison [3.05][edit]

Spencer (on Garrett): So he's finally chosen some flowers, which are hideous and tacky and mostly carnations, but there's not really much selection around here, so...

Paige: I'm not drunk. I'm hungry and your cupcakes taste like old pennies.

Hanna: That bra over there kinda put me off my feed.

Spencer (on Jenna): How can you miss her? She's been gliding around school all day like a Thanksgiving float.

Ashley: Do you have plans tomorrow?
Hanna: Uh, yeah. I'm going to listen to every sad song I've ever downloaded on repeat.

Spencer: He's your boyfriend, Aria. He's not a baby squirrel.
Aria: I was just trying to do the right thing.
Spencer: Totally wrong. Look, I've been there, I've done that. Every time you baby squirrel Ezra, you're taking away his nuts.
Aria: You did not just say that.

The Remains of the A [3.06][edit]

Spencer: With Ali, I keep peeling, I just always seem to find new layers.

Spencer: Just be careful and wear sensible shoes.
Hanna: I wear three inches or I wear nothing.

Aria: I was just trying to remember how much reward money Jason offered
Spencer: 50,000 dollars. Why?
Aria: And that was in cash right?
Spencer: Yeah.
Aria:Did he just have all that money lying around his house?
Spencer: Well I doubt it.
Aria: But if someone did, would it be weird?
Spencer: If you had that much money lying around you'd probably also have a bomb shelter. And like five years worth of dehydrated meat... Or you're a criminal.

Spencer: Hanna, will you slow down? I almost tripped over a catheter back there that was still attached to someone.

Crazy [3.07][edit]

CeCe: It's not like we a shot a unicorn; we're helping your friend out.

Emily: What are you doing? She used to be blind.

Aria: Hanna, friends don't let friends sneak into insane asylums alone.

Ella(to Aria): Wait, why am I asking you? You wear forks as earrings.

Hanna: What's up with your mom?
Aria: She's a slut, let's just go to sleep.

Mona: I missed my dolls.

Aria: You gave tweezers to a mental patient?

Stolen Kisses [3.08][edit]

Aria: What should I wear? I have to look insanely sophisticated for this.
Emily: How about a "Hello Kitty" t-shirt?

Ezra (on Aria): She was talking to you the last time I saw her.
Ezra's Mother: Maybe it's past her bedtime.

Caleb: So I should probably wash it on gentle.
Spencer: No, you should dry clean it. If you wash this, you will end up with a sweater for a shih-tzu.

Emily (on Maya): Guess I don't know her as well as thought I did.

The Kahn Game [3.09][edit]

Caleb: For the record, I am going to help you stop A, and I'm not asking for your permission.

Spencer: These are my most collegiate-looking blazers.

Aria: Kind of lying here despondently right now, Spence.
Spencer: Well, can you just sit despondently? I need the bed.
Aria: No, lying is more despondent.

Aria: I think you're confusing which Scooby Doo character would have gotten into an Ivy League.

Aria: Why are you not all "go-go gadget" about this? This is big!

What Lies Beneath [3.10][edit]

Emily: Lying to Toby is like lying to the Dalai Lama.

Spencer: B is for bad.

Aria (to Ezra): Are we still fighting without actually fighting?

Hanna: I don't think she was gutting fish

Single Fright Female [3.11][edit]

Hanna: Um, Nate, she's gay. She dated your cousin.

Ezra: How do you guys feel about Supertramp?
Aria and Wesley: Who?
Ezra: That's what I thought.

Spencer: Don't think that was a love dunk.

Spencer: I don't remember you in Mama Mia.
Hanna: Good because I looked fat and hideous, and I had to stand next to a cardboard goat.
Alison: Think again Pigskin. I own you now !

The Lady Killer [3.12][edit]

Hanna: Paige wasn't in Spanish today. Yo hablo sicko.

Hanna: Things just went from worse to worser.

Aria: I really feel like I'm about to rattle the cage of a sleeping giant.

Emily: Three against one, A wins.

Spencer: Uh, drugging yourself is the best alibi ever. Classic Sharon Stone movie.

This Is a dark Ride [3.13][edit]

Hanna: You kiss pretty good for a man without his spleen.

Aria: Playing dress up for your man on Halloween is one thing. You do it any other night, you end up on an afternoon talk show.

Spencer: You make it so hard to be a modern post-feminist when you get so alpha male.
Toby: Why, you want me to stop ?
Spencer: No.

She's Better Now [3.14][edit]

Ezra (to Aria): You'll be fine, just change your shoes.

Hanna: What'd you do with the basket?
Aria: I trashed it. Why did you want the jelly beans?

Spencer(on Mona and Jason): Okay, he's basically hugging a hand grenade.

Hanna: Face it, Caleb. We were never "under the radar."

Meredith: You are in this class to discuss American history, not mine, got it?

Aria: Well, I'll tell you what, she sneaks in my house past midnight, I'm sleeping with a crowbar under my pillow.

Mona-Mania [3.15][edit]

Toby: You know I could come with you, and I could rub your shoulders between rounds and wrap your knuckles and hold your spit bucket.

Spencer: If she's going to dip back into the A-bag to scare me off the decathlon team, she's got another thing coming.
Hanna: Is being captain brainiac really that important?

Andrew Campbell: Put on your Hastings face and spank her tomorrow night like I know you can.

Hanna: I have enough daddy-issues of my own. I can't deal with having issues about hers too.

Misery Loves Company [3.16][edit]

Hanna: I have to borrow Emily for some girl talk. Not girl on girl talk, just girl talk.

Mona: Fear cuts deeper than a sword.

Mona: That bitch can keep a secret. I respect that.

Spencer: Is this what you're looking for?
Toby: Spencer. How long have you known?
Spencer's mom: Spencer? Hi, honey. Is everything okay? Honey what is it?
Spencer: Mommy!

Spencer: Is she threatening to cut your face off?
Emily: Or throw acid at her.
Hanna: You guys, come on.

Spencer: I know you're in there. Will you... Will you just tell me that what I saw tonight wasn't real? Please! Just tell me that there's more to this story That there's something that I don't know. Please. Please, Toby Please, Toby.

Out of the Frying Pan into the Inferno [3.17][edit]

Hanna: I always hated biology. I mean who cares how a cell divides, it just does.

Aria: I wake up every morning with the intention of telling him, and then I go to sleep every night feeling guilty that I didn't.
Hanna: At least you have your afternoons free.

Hanna(to Aria): Wow, that's like the world's fattest man giving dieting tips.

Ashley: Has Caleb been tangling with Mona?
Hanna: Tangling? I don't even know what that means.

Dead to Me [3.18][edit]

Spencer: Is she "Saint Ali" now? Are her bones holy relics or something?

Aria(to Spencer): We're your friends; we're not your punching bags.

Wes: I once killed a cactus. I thought the only way you could do that was with a gun.

Emily: Sometimes things look bad, and they're really not. Sometimes there's another explanation for what's going on.
Spencer: And what if that explanation is even worse?

Aria: "Unable are the loved to die for love is immortality."
Hanna: That's creepy.
Aria: It's Emily Dickinson.
Hanna: I don't care if it's Santa Claus, considered me creeped.
Spencer: Did you ever play the game with the flowers when you were little, he loves me, he loves me not ? He loves me, he loves me not... The trick is, you just find a flower with the odd number of petals.

What Becomes of the Broken Hearted [3.19][edit]

Mona: And who's looking cray-cray now, Spencer?

Andrew: Busy?
Spencer: Yeah, I was just about to put out a new doormat that said, "Go away!"

Aria: Our best friend is at home chewing her elbows and you're horse shopping?

Aria: Pretty sure when you and Caleb broke up you locked yourself in your bedroom for two weeks and all you ate was Eskimo pies.
Hanna: They were skinny cows, and it was four days.

Hanna: I think we would know if Spencer was here. People would be running for cover.

Andrew: Umm..hello.
Spencer: Hi.
Andrew: What are you doing here?
Spencer: Oh Andrew. I didn't recognize you in clothes.
Emily: You don't have a monopoly on pain, Spencer. Everybody has their fair share. Okay but we get through it because we have each other.

Hot Water [3.20][edit]

Aria: Ezra's back, and so is Ms. Fitz-scary

Hanna: Did you tell Paige that she almost got two Emilys for the price of one?

Hanna: Seriously? You're looking for sympathy from the girl who's boyfriend took a bullet in the gut?

Emily: George Washington has dreadlocks on like half my tips.

Hanna (on CeCe): She's a one-woman rumor factory.

Out of Sight, Out of Mind [3.21][edit]

Emily (to Aria): You're suppose to stop her from doing stupid things like this, not help.

Mona: Looks like someone's been skipping their anger management class.

Spencer: You need to stop thinking about Toby as the person that you thought you knew and start looking at him for who he really is.

Will the Circle Be Unbroken [3.22][edit]

Hanna: You know, Emily, sometimes you poke the bear, and other times the bear pokes. *sigh* It's from a movie.

Eddie: You're suppose to have amnesia.
Spencer: Well, if I do I certainly don't remember it.

Aria: It's not like New York is in some other country.
Hanna: New York is on another planet.

Hanna: There's a downside to being too smart.

Spencer: Why do you even bother coming to church?
Ali: I like to cover my bets.

Aria: A's been turning the screws so long one of us was bound to snap a string.

Spencer: I knew who I was when they found me. I knew that my family and friends would be worried. I just — I wanted to fold up and stop. I didn't want to think anymore.
Anne: You were overwhelmed.
Spencer: Yeah, well, I wasn't Spencer Hastings for almost a whole day and nobody else showed up to take the job, so, I guess I'm stuck with it.
Anne: Because you're the only person in the world that can be you.
Spencer: You don't have to rub it in. I'm sorry, this can't be very entertaining. There are people here with real problems.
Anne: Just like you.
Spencer: Yeah. Just like me. I...I fell down. In the woods. When I was running, I fell down and I looked at the ground and I saw my hand and my sleeve and the little button on my sleeve and some dirt and an old acorn, and I said to myself, "OK, if this is the last thing I ever see, I can handle that. I'm done. I've had enough." But it wasn't the last thing that I saw. I just kept going. How do you keep going when the worst thing has happened? What do you have to change inside to survive? Who do you have to become? I'm sorry. I don't expect you guys to understand. You don't know me. [From her point of view, she sees Emily, Aria and Hanna sitting across from her] I'm sorry, but that's true. You don't know who I am anymore. And you can't count on me.

I'm Your Puppet [3.23][edit]

Alison: Oh honey, you didn't even know me when you knew me.

Emily: Cars don't float. If they did, pilgrims would have driven here.

Hanna: I smell dead people.

Hanna: I would not dine here if were you. I had to sneak around in that kitchen, and I saw a roach big enough to wear an apron.

Hanna: Shuffling around in Mona's old slippers isn't going to get her any better.

Spencer: They don't make a loofah that scraps out the inside of your head.

Alison: Girls fight much dirtier than boys.

A DAngerous GAme [3.24][edit]

Toby: What we had was real.I've been pretending to work with Mona,so I can keep you safe. I need you to believe me.
Toby: Everything I've done, was so I could protect you.

Spencer: You gotta love the Hastings. I just get released from a mental hospital, and they welcome my friends with tea and crumpets.

Spencer: You know how I feel about hope. It breeds eternal misery.

Spencer: She wanted to break me so she could put me back together like her own Humpty-Dumpty.

Aria: Spencer went in there at rock bottom and she came out like a shiny new penny.
Hanna: Are you thinking shock treatment?

Season 4[edit]

A Is for A-L-I-V-E [4.01][edit]

Hanna: You were on the Halloween train dressed like Caleb.
Mona: To think we were this close to our first kiss.

Spencer: The cat plays with the mouse before she actually eats it.noodle.
Toby: You see this ? It's a fork. You can use it to eat the breakfast your boyfriend just cooked for you.

Turn of the Shoe [4.02][edit]

Aria: She's a mess. She can barely move. Has this wicked bruise on her shoulder. She landed on a huge rock.
Hanna: Why didn't she land on Mona?
Aria: Hanna, the car tried to flatten me and Mona. Emily hadn't jumped in we would have been road kill.Seriously, if "A's" new plan is to try to pick off the tiny ones in the herd-
Hanna: Okay, we are not a herd.
Aria: It's an expression.
Hanna: Yeah, for cows.
Aria: Well I've been crated, what does that make me?
Hanna: My mom didn't even blink when I pulled her phone out. It was like she knew it was stolen and she was just waiting for me to spill.
Aria: It's not gonna help you or your mom to tell her that "A" is back.
Hanna: Yeah, and framing her for a murder. So what am I supposed to do now, nothing? I mean, if Mona didn't put that phone in the casket, then who did? And who sent that tape of us outside of Wilden's car? And who stole Mona's hate-mobile? Melissa? Jenna? Shana?
Aria: You could always go ask her yourself.
Aria: Hanna? I wasn't serious. Han-
Hanna: Heeyyyyǃǃ You saving that seat for your gal pal Jenna?
Shana: Excuse me?ǃǃ
Hanna: Don't act like you haven't heard that name before. J-E-N-N-A-A. Why'd you skip wilden's funeral?
Aria: Hanna-.
Hanna: Jenna was there, why weren't you? You three were all buds, right? Where were you yesterday?!
Shana: I was at swim practice. But I don't recall signing a contract that said I had to report that to you.
Aria: Okay, Hanna, let's go-
Hanna: So swimming laps is more important than saying goodbye to an old friend?
Shana: What old friend?
Hanna: The groggy scumbag that you and Jenna scraped off of the road the night he was hit by a car.
Aria: Hanna, come on.

Aria: You can't be chatting up any cops in broad daylight, Monaǃ. If I can see you, so can A.
Mona: Stop talking to me like I'm a bucket of rocks! I'm scoping this out for all of us. What you should be asking is what I overheard before you screeched up like chicken freaking little.

Hanna: [on Wilden] I mean I wanted him gone, and I'll probably go to hell for saying that, but...
Ashley: I hope not; then you'll have to see him again.

Aria: How are we supposed to trust anything that she ever says? I mean, who knows what she told those cops? This is Mona.

She started lying when she was a fetus. Hey, why was Toby so upset when he left? - Were you guys fighting?

Spencer: No. Go back to the fetus.
Aria: Did I tell you I'm done with martial arts? Yeah. I can't even walk down that street. I kissed him.
Spencer: Who?
Aria: My instructor.
Spencer: Why?
Aria: I don't know.

I guess 'cause I miss Ezra and I almost got killed last Thursday and he smells like cinnamon.

Spencer: Who does?
Aria: Jake!
Spencer: Who's Jake?
Aria: My instructor. Pay attention!!
Hanna: Thanks for returning my calls!
Spencer: Where did you get that?
Hanna: Mrs Dilaurentis's porch.
Aria: You stole her bird?
Hanna: She gave it to me. And it's not just a bird, okay? It talks. Alison and Tippi were roommates in Georgia. This bird probably knows more about what happened to Ali than any of us.
Tippi: Mumbles something.
Hanna: It talks a lot.
Spencer: You think It's gonna tell us if Ali's still alive?
Aria: Wow, I thought that I was losing it.
Hanna: If you guys shut up for a minute. May be it would say some thing.
Spencer: Does it take requests?

Cat's Cradle [4.03][edit]

Face Time [4.04][edit]

Gamma Zeta Die! [4.05][edit]

Spencer: Mom, I am not a sofa!

Aria: Don't even bring up that singing canary.
Spencer: Parrot.
Aria: Whatever.

Ella: Do not use this weekend to discover beer pong.

Under the Gun [4.06][edit]

Emily: Mona may not be A, but she's definitely still a B.

Aria: I don't care who said what to who, but we need all brains on board and we are down ONE!
Spencer: Aye aye, captain.

Hanna: Well I'm ruining my mom's life, so that's got to count for something!

Aria: Ew, taste this, it's disgusting.
Spencer: No, you just spit in it.

Crash & Burn, Girl [4.07][edit]

Aria: They were just stacked on his nightstand like, "Hmm, what do I want to watch tonight, Jimmy Kimmel or boobs?"

Hanna: She can't just disappear; this isn't Hogwarts. There's only so many halls and classrooms.

The Guilty Girl's Handbook [4.08][edit]

Hanna: [to Mona] You're the only who actually knows how to live in a lie.

Hanna: Her blonde tarantula of a daughter.

Into the Deep [4.09][edit]

Spencer: Where is he?
Aria: Over there with that blonde with giraffe legs.

Aria: Jenna's back, and she's knocking into walls.

Aria: Hey, Paige, I thought you might want to know that Bridget Mu's in your kitchen; she's trying to make a bong out of your aunt's teapot.

The Mirror Has Three Faces [4.10][edit]

Caleb: Now you want to go to Radley and ring the bell jar.

Caleb [to Hanna] I thought you and carbs weren't friends anymore.

Spencer: [on CeCe] You're not just going to find her folding peasant skirts at the Diva Dish right now.
Hanna: Well then I'll search every hipster boutique until I find her.

Aria: You guys are about as silent as a monster truck rally. Now, shut up!

Bring Down the Hoe [4.11][edit]

Emily: Look, I don't want to be the person who ends up with a mushy squash.
Paige: Are you drunk?

Caleb: Come on, giddy up little doggy.

Emily: How am I supposed to live in that house?
Aria: Just hang out on the second floor.
Spencer: And wear underwear at all times.

Aria: Napping isn't living.
Spencer: Unless you're a reptile, which kind of describes CeCe.

Aria: It's just been a long time since I could go to school dance with someone I"m dating.

Hanna: Are you pregnant?
Emily: Shut up Hanna.
Aria: We understand you have a boyfriend, we've all had them.
Hanna: Yeah, even Emily.
Emily: Shut up Hanna

Now You See Me, Now You Don't [4.12][edit]

Emily: A's a terrorist, that's what she wants: To make us worry

Hanna: For once, I'm right and you're wrong, Spencer.

Caleb: She's probably eating popcorn and watching us play Desperately Seeking Mona.

Hanna: [on CeCe] That bitch has nine lives.

Grave New World [4.13][edit]

Who's in The Box [4.14][edit]

Love ShAck, Baby [4.15][edit]

Close Encounters [4.16][edit]

Peter: I'm not lying to her. I'm just not sharing everything. There's a difference.

Bite Your Tongue [4.17][edit]

Hot For Teacher [4.18][edit]

Shadow Play [4.19][edit]

Paige: I have to leave first.
Emily: Why?
Paige: 'Cause I can't stand to see you walk away from

Aria: I think I liked you better when you were dead.

Ezra: True love honey, you just can't kill it.

Toby: If I'm no damn good, why are you talking to me ?

Toby: Secrets aren't just secrets. They're weapons.

Toby: Don't look at the book, look at the pages !

Toby: Those pills.. They're not going to help you figure this out.

Free Fall [4.20][edit]

Aria: I don't even know who you are!

She's Come Undone [4.21][edit]

Toby: How can I help you If I don't even know you're in trouble?

Hanna: I know I didn't have to but I wanted to.

Cover For Me [4.22][edit]

Spencer: Fantastic! I will go upstairs and fill this with my dignity.

Hanna: Hey, Em. Can I ask you something?
Emily: We don't have any cheesy puffs.

Unbridled [4.23][edit]

A is For Answers [4.24][edit]

Hanna: It probably is and were just sitting here like geese
Spencer: Ducks
Hanna: What?
Spencer: You say like lame ducks, not geese
Hanna: OK, well whatever they both quack
Spencer: Geese honk...

Alison: What does N.A.T. are for anyway ? Need A Therapist ?!

Mona: Maybe you should die.

Noel: Is this the part where you guys kiss ??

Season 5[edit]

Escape from New York [5.01][edit]

Alison: I could be an actress.
Ezra: Could be? Well, I hate to break it to you but you already are.
Ezra: The way you tell your stories with such convictions.
Ezra: I think you've convinced yourself that half of them are true.
Alison: Well, if you can't convince yourself.
Alison: why should anyone else believe you?

Whirly Girlie [5.02][edit]

Spencer: Toby, next time you go to London?
Toby: Yeah?
Spencer: You're taking me with you, and we're never coming back.

Hanna: Is this cheese old?
Hanna: Does it melts?
Mrs. Marin: All cheese melts, Hanna.

Surfing the Aftershocks[5.03][edit]

Emily: Coincidences happen.
Spencer: Yeah, all the time. They just grow on trees like coconuts, waiting for you to walk under them.

Thrown from the Ride [5.04][edit]

Miss Me x 100[5.05][edit]

Alison: Those kisses weren't just for practice.

Hanna: *drunk* If you don't stop spinning the room I'm gonna throw up.

Toby: All I want you to know, is that you're never alone. Not even for a second.

Run, Ali, Run[5.06][edit]

Did you miss me, bitches? -A

Spencer: And you're going to Ezra's place later ?
Aria: Yeah, I'm gonna help him to sort out his files.
Spencer: Is that the only reason?
  • Aria stays quiet*
Spencer: Is there something going on between you two?
Aria: No
Spencer: And why did you bring him to Emily's last night?
Aria: Okay, we had a slip.
Spencer: A slip!?
Aria: Well, technically it was two slips.
Spencer: Oh my god Aria you said you were never gonna go there again.
Aria: I meant it when I said it.
Spencer: Are you forgetting about what he did to you? What he did to us?
Aria: No
Spencer: You couldn't eat or sleep for weeks after you found out about that book.
Aria: Okay, well he took a bullet for us, Spence.
Spencer: Yeah, but that doesn't change the fact that he deceived you for years!

It is time for the caged bird to sing -A

The Silence of E. Lamb [5.07][edit]

Hanna: *pissed* What is that?
Caleb: It's a beer.
Hanna: What are we celebrating?
Caleb: My freedom! I walked out on a stupid test.
Hanna: *mad* Caleb, why would you do that?
Caleb: 'Cause algebra and physics they don't mean a damn thing to the real world, Hanna.

Mona: Pretty awful, isn't it? How things change so quickly in this town—somebody's your girlfriend then your not, one day there's a house then one day its gone — poof!

Hanna: Hanna knows what Hanna means .

Scream for Me [5.08][edit]

March of Crimes [5.09][edit]

Alison: You're a little loud.
Spencer: You're a little crazy !

Hanna: Okay, you know what? Last time I checked, this was still my bedroom. Until someone got in and invaded it. Even the door knob smells like her.
Spencer: Why are you smelling the door knob?

Spencer: Are you seriously running away from me? I'm faster than you Hanna, I HAVE A CAR!

A Dark Ali [5.10][edit]

No One Here Can Love or Understand Me [5.11][edit]

Spencer: It's always easier when you're here.
Melissa: Sometimes people do things they can't explain, things that they regret, but it is still about love.
Melissa: Our family has a gift for self-preservation. But there's a point when you go from survivor to predator. And I guess that's what happened to us.

Taking This One to the Grave [5.12][edit]

Mona: Game over Alison, I win.
Hanna: Read her boobs, the girl loves Christmas.

How The 'A' Stole Christmas [5.13][edit]

Mona: Wake up, bitch ! It's Christmas !
Hanna: You know, you better start looking over your shoulder because you're making a lot of enemies. And in Rosewood, bitches get buried.
Hanna: Wishes don't come true, Emily. If they did, people wouldn't die.
Spencer: Hope is a dirty four letter word.

Through A Glass, Darkly [5.14][edit]

Alison: Who's gonna protect you when I'm gone ? If you do this, you'll all be next.
Alison: Don't say I didn't warn you.

Fresh Meat [5.15][edit]

Alison: If I was A, why would i let this happen to me?
Hanna: I don't know
Toby: There are things that I can't know about, things that you can't say out loud.

Over A Barrel [5.16][edit]

The Bin of Sin [5.17][edit]

Oh, What Hard Luck Stories They All Hand Me [5.18][edit]

Out, Damned Spot [5.19][edit]

Pretty isn't the Point [5.20][edit]

Mike: Were you in my room?
Aria: What?
Mike: You were in my room. Why the hell were you in my room?
Aria: Mike. Calm down. I was just doing laundry.
Mike: I don't keep underwear in my desk Aria. You have no right to be going through my things.
Aria: What were you worried about me finding Mike?
Mike: None of your damn business! And I swear you touch any of my things, you will live to regret it.

Bloody Hell [5.21][edit]

To Plea or Not to Plea [5.22][edit]

The Melody Lingers On [5.23][edit]

I'm a Good Girl, I am [5.24][edit]

Emily: We need to talk to Hanna, soon.
Spencer: Why? What else did Lesli say?
Emily: I can't. There are barracudas with duller teeth.

Aria: There is a very good chance that you might get called in there to testify.
Mike: Bring it on. I'm ready to talk.
Aria: No! No you're not, Mike. You have to keep what you know to yourself.
Mike: I already made that mistake.
Mike: If I had gone to the cops the night I saw the blood and told them what Mona was planning, she might still be here
Aria:Yea but if you bring up what Mona did, who she was helping.
Aria:This could come back to bite you. It always does.

Aria: You know what, forget it. I came here because I didn't know who else to go to.
Ezra: Don't read silence as a no. I'm just trying to wrap my head around this.
Aria: You and Mike, or you and me?
Ezra: I'll pick him up at 4.

Jury: In the case of the Commonwealth vs. Alison DiLaurentis,
Jury: We the jury find the defendant guilty or murder in the first degree.

Toby: I have done a lot to get that. I got my butt kicked in the academy for it. I fought with my dad about it, I even got a buzz cut ! I did it because I was tired of not being able to protect the one person in this world that matters most to me. And I'm not gonna choose Spencer, I'm not gonna choose between it and you.
Spencer: I never asked you to..
Toby: I know. But Tanner has. And that's why I'm gonna tell her, if she's not okay with me being with you, and being a cop, then she's gonna have to kick me off the force.

Caleb: I love you, Hanna, and I'm.. I'm not gonna just walk away. I'm not gonna leave you. That's just never gonna happen.
Caleb: Life doesn't get easier by avoiding things.

Lieutenant Tanner: Toby, I am so glad you're here. Can you do the coffee run ?
Toby: Am I being punished for something ?
Lieutenant Tanner: So just to be clear. Instead of trying to help your friend, you stopped to take a photo.
Lieutenant Tanner: It is too late.
Toby: Too late for what ?
Lieutenant Tanner: To help her, or her friends. They chose to help the wrong person.
Alison: It's too late to tell the truth now, huh ?

Welcome to the Dollhouse[5.25][edit]

Hanna: There are five of us, and one of him, her, it, bitch !
Spencer: You guys, they can take everything from us, but they can't take us from each other. I don't care how far apart from you guys I am, I will still be with you.
Veronica: No more secrets.
Alison: I don't know where they are. But I do know who took them.
Veronica: We're listening.
Alison: It's A.
Spencer: Why are you being such a bitch ?
Emily: I'm being such a bitch ?!
Spencer: The quitter did. That's what you do, isn't it Emily ? You quit things. When things are too much for you, you just throw in the towel. I mean, you quit the swim team, you quit Paige, you even quit Maya.
Spencer: Is that you Charles ?

Season 6[edit]

Game on, Charles [6.01][edit]

Emily: Let's all stick together.
Spencer: Always.
Hanna: You may be a dude, but you're still a bitch.
Aria: I will kill you, for what you're doing to our families, Do you hear me ?!
Alison: My friends have always been my rock. Without them, I'm lost in the woods. Totally alone.
Alison: Well, you know what they say, give the girl a good pair of shoes, and she can conquer the world, right ?
Spencer: Game on Charles.
Hanna: Don't ever let me go..
Caleb: Never.
Spencer: We know who it is, we have a name !
Toby: It's Andrew, babe. And we're gonna get him.

Songs of Innocence [6.02][edit]

Alison: Being a leader of girls.. that hasn't worked out well for me.
Ashley: What happened to you, in that room ?
Hanna: He just played games with us.
Ashley: What kind of games ?
Hanna: Truth or dare. Who do you love more, me or her ? Who deserves water today, you or somebody else ? You decide or you lose your turn and somebody else gets to pick.
Toby: When I caught Andrew, I wanted to take him apart because of what he did to you.
Toby: We got the son-of-bitch. Andrew.

Songs of Experience [6.03][edit]

Spencer: Our familiers are connected. They're more than just connected they're tangled up like necklaces int the bottom of you jewelry box.
Andrew: Oh, you'll graduate. The school wants you gone as much as the rest of us. You'll graduate with honors.
Andrew: Other towns have nice toxic dumps. Rosewood has you.
Spencer: Don't do that.
Veronica: Don't do what ?
Spencer: Don't try to catch me in a lie. It's humiliating.
Jason: We have some questions and we want answers, not lies.

Don't look now [6.04][edit]

She's no Angel [6.05][edit]

Hanna: Unless you're texting me the answer, you're rude.
Hanna: Okay, first you're sexting Toby like some dog in heat, and then you're gumming at your desert like my grandman. How long do you want that cookie to last ?

No stone Unterned [6.06][edit]

Spence: Are you stealing her car ?!
Hanna: No, I am borrowing it. And don't get all preachy with me, Puff'n'Stuff.
Hanna: What was that?

Spencer comes over and holds Hanna's head.

Hanna: Spencer wha..What are you doing? Why..Why am I beeping ? I haven't even stolen anything yet! SPENCER!? SAY SOMETHING!! WHY ARE WE LIKE RADIOACTIVE?
Spencer: Bitch chipped us!
Aria: She chipped us? She freakin' chipped us?!

O Brother, where Art thou ? [6.07][edit]

Aria: Hanna, you're bleeding.
Hanna: What ? Where ?
Emily: What do you mean where ? Where Dr. Amateur cut your neck open.
Toby: We don't do secrets. You and me. We tried that before Tanner knew about A and we practically fell apart. I just don't wanna go back to that.

FrAmed [6.08][edit]

Hanna: How am I supposed to keep my mouth shut ?!
Spencer: Talk about the art, the horderves.
Hanna: Can I have a bubbly water please ?
Spencer: She's fine. Don't worry about that.

Last Dance [6.09][edit]

Aria: Well, then fill the ballroom with police. It's fairy-tale themed. They could come as the village idiots.
Spencer: I wrote about what it means to support someone unconditionally even when they haven't been entirely honest with you. How everybody needs somebody to be inspired by. Someone who sets the bar really high. Someone who will put somebody else's needs before their own and then not resent them for it. Who always expects you to do the right thing but forgives you when you don't.
Toby: Well, I think your mom would be pretty moved by that.
Spencer: Yeah, she might be. But I wrote it about you.
Veronica: It wasn't bad enough that this bitch tried to steal my husband. But her sicko son had to bury her in our backyard !!
Hanna: Wait. Lucas took Jenna to the prom ? Seriously ?!
Spencer: She's tipping him. She probably thinks he Uber-ed her there.
Ella: What was that ? Was that thunder or music ?
Ashley: That was probably Hanna parking..

Game Over, Charles [6.10][edit]

Spencer: How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
Emily: What brilliant scholar said that ?
Spencer: Winnie the Pooh.
Aria: We have to go.
Hanna: Now Alison.
Emily: We came back here for you Ali, so move it.
Spencer: It's too late. He's already here.

A Messages[edit]

All -A Messages to Spencer Hastings[edit]

Poor Spencer. Always wants Melissa's boyfriends. But, remember if you kiss, I tell. --A

Define Desertion. Seems like you're about to lose Emily. Who's next? --A

'A' is for Alison, not Amateur. --A

Heads up, BFFs! It's open season on liars and I'm hunting... --A

It won't be that easy, bitches. --A

Point, set, match! --xo A

Jenna is gonna be SOOOO pissed! --A

It's not over until I say it is. Sleep tight, bitches. While you still can... --A

'RAT' me out! You're blood's next. --A

If only she could see how guilty you look. --A

You're getting colder... --A

You're as in the dark as Jenna, looking for me in all the wrong places. --A

Married for love or an Alibi? --A

I'm still here, bitches. And I know everything. --A

You dug her grave now I'm digging yours. Kisses --A

All -A Messages to Emily Fields[edit]

There's only so much you can bury, Emily. You're not done with me yet. --A

Hey Em! I've been replaced! You've found another friend to kiss! --A

Em! You definitely have a type: Love me. Lie for me. --A

'RAT' me out! You're blood's next. --A

'A' is for Alison. Not Amateur. --A

Breaking news, bitches: Spencer Hastings now a person of interest in my death. --A

Did you get a goodnight kiss? Here's one from me... XO --A

Heads up BFFs! It's open season on liars and I'm hunting... --A

Hey, Em - You weren't the only one with Great Expectations. Check it out. Xoxo --A

Ding Dong the bitch is dead. --A

Mona played with dolls, I play with body parts. Game on bitches! --A

All -A Messages to Hanna Marin[edit]

Be careful, Hanna. I hear prison food makes you fat. --A

Wanna keep mommy out of prison? I have a job for you. --A

Job description: Heartbreaker. $200 for every dance with Lucas. --A

Caleb's quiet, but how R U gonna shut ME up? --A

Buckle up, bitches nothing is as it seems. --A

Be careful Hanna! I hear prison food makes you fat. --A

Heads up, hon! Hefty Hanna never gets the guy. --A

You have his heart, now rip it out! $1000 for the last dance. --A

Breaking news, bitches: Spencer Hastings, now a person of interest in my death. --A

Ever wonder what goes on when your back is turned? --A

Watch your backs. I didn't. --A

'RAT' me out! Your blood's next. --A

Good luck putting it back together! Kisses! --A

Sorry I lost my temper. My bad. Kisses! --A

Now I know two secrets. Hanna got dissed and Emily got kissed! --A

'A' is for Alison. Not Amateur. --A

Wanna help mama make some $$$$$ Show Mrs. Montgomery what her kid's been hiding. --A

If only she could see how guilty you look. --A

Lions and tigers and bitches, oh my! There's no place like homecoming. See you there. --A

All -A Messages to Aria Montgomery[edit]

Maybe he fools around with all his students. Lots of teachers do just ask your dad... --A

When students kiss teachers someone gets HURT. That's a promise I will make sure I keep. --A

The LOVER and the SCORNED are new BFFs. Scared yet? You will be... --A

Almost got you busted! Wanna know how? Ask Hanna! --A

Buckle up, bitches nothing is as it seems. --A

It's not over until I say it is. Sleep tight, bitches while you still can. --A

She knew too much. --A

Don't say I never gave you anything. Turn on your computer --A

'RAT' me out! Your blood's next. --A

Doctor Who is amazing. I'll get you and your friends for denying it! --A

I'm still here, bitches. And I know everything. --A

Breaking news, bitches: Spencer Hastings, now a person of interest in my death. --A

Lucky you, Aria! Most girls have to do their homework. You get to do the teacher... --A

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