Babar (season 2)
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The following is a list of quotes from the second season of Babar.
The Gift [2.1]
[edit]- Babar: So, after going through all that trouble, I found out the best gifts are the ones that come from the heart. So tell me, what have you decided?
- [The triplets confer]
- Flora: We know what we're gonna get mama now.
- Alexander: Something really special!
- Pom: Something just from us!
- Babar: Wonderful. What is it?
- Triplets: A toaster! [run off giggling]
- Babar: A toaster. That's what I was gonna get her.
- Basil: [after Rataxes saves Babar and Zephir from quicksand] You did it, your rhigness! You saved them! What a guy!
- Rataxes: Quiet, Basil. I-I don't want it to get around!
- Young Babar: What am I gonna do? Everyone has a gift for Madame, except me.
- Zephir: That shouldn't be a problem for a king, Babar. Just name it, and it's yours! I mean, hers! I mean, yours to give to her! How about an electric rocking chair?
- Young Celeste: Or a bathtub full of perfume?
- Zephir: Or a four-banana toaster?
- Young Celeste: "A four-banana toaster?"
- Zephir: Well, she could use it when I came over!
School Days [2.2]
[edit]- Marcel: I told you to wait your turn, hose-nose!
- Young Babar: For the last time, its called a trunk, and when I'm finished, you're both going to wish you had one... All for one, and one for all! En garde!
- Young Babar: Now, if there are any more who would challenge the one musketeer, let him step forward!
- [The school kids run toward him]
- Young Babar: One at a time, one at a time!
Between Friends [2.3]
[edit]Madame: My goodness, are you all right?
Young Celeste: I'm fine. But look at my bicycle,
it's ruined.
Zephir: So is my race car.
I sure hope you can afford to fix it, Celeste.
Young Celeste: You want me to pay you?
Zephir: A cheque will be fine.
Young Celeste: Forget it! You're the one who's going to pay me!
Young Babar: Now hold on, you two?
Zephir: Pay you for what?
Young Celeste: For my bike! And driving like a maniac! This accident was all your fault!
Zephir: My fault? My fault?!
Young Celeste: See, he admitted it.
Zephir: I did not! You're the one who crashed into me!
Young Babar: Hold it!
Young Celeste: Did not!
Zephir: Did too!
Young Celeste: DID NOT, DID NOT, DID NOT!
Zephir: DID TOO, DID TOO, DID TOO!
Young Babar: HOLD IT!!!
Zephir: You don't have to yell.
Young Celeste: Babar, you're a witness, you saw Zephir hit me.
Young Babar: I didn't see the thing.
Madame: Shouldn't two friends be able to work this out peacefully?
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- Young Arthur: You asked Celeste and Zephir to play with us? But they're still mad at each other!
- Young Babar: I know, but I thought maybe this would be a way for them to bury the hatchet.
- Young Celeste: Hi, Babar! Arthur!
- Young Babar: Hi, Celeste. I'm glad you made it.
- Young Celeste: Me too. I need something to take my mind off that darn Zephir!
- Young Arthur: [about the tennis racquets] Good thing these aren't hatchets...
- Young Babar: Celeste, after hearing both testimonies, you leave me no choice but to find you: Guilty! [bangs gavel] I hereby sentence you to ten years in the dungeon!
- Young Celeste: Ooohh! [faints]
- Zephir: Ten years?!
- Cornelius: I object! The sentence is much too harsh! Besides, we don't have a dungeon!
King Tuttle's Vote [2.4]
[edit]- Young Babar: We need you and your men to search the palace.
- Cornelius: And the city.
- Pompadour: And the forest.
- Fire Chief: Right. And if we find any fires, we'll put 'em out!
- Young Babar: No, we want you to search for King Tuttle.
- Fire Chief: Is he on fire?
- Young Babar: No.
- Fire Chief: Then who's on fire?
- Young Babar: Nobody's on fire!
- Fire Chief: Right! Then our job here is done!
- Alexander and Flora: ♪ A sailing we will go, ♪
- ♪ A sailing we will go, ♪
- ♪ High-ho the merry-o, ♪
- ♪ A sailing we will go! ♪
- Pom: Avast, ye swabs! Stow that racket, or else you'll taste the wrath of Greenbeard the pirate!
- Alexander and Flora: "Greenbeard"?
- Pom: All the other colors were used up!
Elephant Express [2.5]
[edit]Young Babar: Arthur?
[muffled screams]
[Young Celeste and Zephir screaming] AHHH!!!
Young Babar: What are you two doing?
Young Celeste: Zephir jumped on my bed and scared the daylights out of me.
Zephir: I scared you? Th--That scream scared me right out of my tree.
Young Arthur: It was the polamossh.
Pompadour: Ha! Nonsense! There's no such thing as a polamossh. It's a figment of your imagination.
Cornelius: But we all heard it, Pompadour.
Pompadour: Then i stand corrected. It's a figment of all our imaginations. Good night.
[Young Babar laughs]: Come on, gang, let's go back to sleep. We have a lot of work to do in the morning.
Peer Pressure [2.6]
[edit]- Marty: [about Babar's first test] All ya gotta do is sit in this tyre and roll down Thrill Hill. Sorry, JC...
- JC: It's like Marty was saying. Just roll down the hill in this tyre.
- Babar: [sees a small hill] That's Thrill Hill? It doesn't look so bad!
- Marty: Not that hill, Babar.
- [Marty points to a steeper hill]
- Babar: Oh, that hill. Couldn't I just take a written test instead?
- [laughing]
- JC: You're a real comedian. The trouble is, we don't allow chickens into the club.
- Babar: Fair enough.
Tour De Celesteville [2.7]
[edit]- Rataxes: What happened?
- Young Babar: What happened? You rammed us, that's what happened!
- Rataxes: I rammed you?!
- Young Babar: Well, at least you're big enough to admit it!
- Basil: Pedal, two, three, four! Pump, two, three, let's kick...
- Rataxes: Please shut your face, two three, four!
- Cheetah: That's oil, folks!
- Babar: As Cornelius would say: "Slow and steady..."
- Arthur: Wins the race?
- Babar: Nope, keeps us from crashing!
Rhino War [2.8]
[edit]- General Pomire: I hate spunk! What do you think those crates say?
- Rufus: It says “G-A-M-E-S”. Games.
- General Pomire: WRONG! That’s what they want us to think it says. I’ll tell you what it says: “G-A-M-E-S”! [reads the text on the boat] Gonna Attack My Enemies Soon!
- Rufus: Wow! It was in code.
- Cornelius: King Babar, This is terrible!
- Pompadour: [while showing the paper to Young Babar] This is awful! It’s plan 42-H!
- Young Babar: What in the world is plan 42-H?
- Cornelius and Pompadour: Rhinoland has just declared war on Celesteville!
- [Young Babar gasps as scene fades to black]
- Rataxes: Babar! What are you doing in here?
- Young Babar: About 50 years! I wanna talk to you!
- Rataxes: Save it. We gotta get you home and fast
- Cornelius: Excellent news!
- Pompadour: King Babar has stopped the war?
- Cornelius: Even better: Our supplies for the amusement park have arrived!
- Pompadour: [sarcastically] Oh, goody.
- Cornelius: [clears throat] You sent for us, Babar?
- Young Babar: Hi! I...
- Pompadour: Before you say anything sire, I have a signed note from Doctor Cabaloose, excusing me from any further ride-testing duties; Some kind of inner-ear thing.
- Cornelius: I don't believe it! [whispers] Where I can get one?
- Cornelius: How ever did you manage it?
- Young Babar: With a little luck, Cornelius. And thought a help from Rataxes.
Double the Guards [2.9]
[edit]- Young Babar: Lunch? That was the extra urgent, top secret business I had to attend to?
- Cornelius: Proper nutrition is always a top priority, Babar.
- Pompadour: And top secret because we wouldn't want it known that the king of Celesteville still prefers his crusts cut off.
- Young Babar: Good point.
- Young Babar: I think I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat. My Treat. [Scene Transitions to the Pizza Parlor] Hello. Can we have some service, please?
- Cornelius: What can I get you?
- Young Babar: Nothing [Walks towards Celeste] Come on Celeste.
- Young Celeste: Babar! I thought you were hungry.
- Young Babar: Look. What a cute baby.
- Young Celeste: Yes, he is cute. Hello there baby.
- [Baby turns around, only to be revealed as Troubadour in disguise, he then closes the crib]
- Young Babar: Cute. And Clever, too.
- Pompadour: He's a gifted child.
- Young Babar: Let's go Celeste.
- Young Celeste: Wait a minute. I think I know that woman. [They trip over a bowl of fruit]
- Cornelius: My Tusks, this is unfortunate.
- Young Celeste: Ah-ha! I thought so. All right, What's going on?
- Pompadour: We aren't at liberty to explain!
- Cornelius: We have strict orders from King Babar to remain out of sight.
- Young Celeste: Babar, I thought you told them to leave us alone
- Young Babar: I did... at first, then they kinda insisted on coming along. You see, there was this poster of me with the...
- Young Celeste: I don't care! Obviously you don't think we can have fun without them tagging along! I'm going home.
- Young Babar: No, Celeste, wait! Wait, let me apologize!
- [Cornelius, Pompadour and Troubadour follow]
- Young Babar: [turns to Cornelius, Pompadour and Troubadour] Where do you think you're going?
- Cornelius: We're going with you.
- Young Babar: Oh, no you're not. Celeste is mad enough already! I've gotta straighten this out with her. Alone.
- Pompadour: But, sire! Your life is in danger.
- Cornelius and Pompadour: Somebody is out to get you!
- Young Babar: [sighs] Oh look! A flock of turtles!
- Cornelius and Pompadour: Where?
- [Young Babar zips out]
- Young Babar: Celeste? You're the kingnapper?
- Young Celeste: Yep. This was the only way to save you from Cornelius and Pompadour. And it worked! (turns Young Babar toward a table) French fries for two!
- Young Babar: Wow, you did all this just to see me? You must really be hung up on old Babar!
- Young Celeste: Hah! What about you? You're the one who planned his own kingnapping just to see me!
- Young Babar: Okay, we both like each other the same. Agreed?
- Young Celeste: Agreed.
Monkey Business [2.10]
[edit]Babar: Ah, a very good year.
[Alarm blaring]
Pom, Flora and Alexander: Aha! Caught you! Take that! Get 'im!
Zephir: What's going on?
Flora: We've got him, Uncle Zephir.
[All gasping] Dad?
Babar: I'm all for family togetherness, but, really, children...
Pom: Sorry. We thought you were the peanut butter poacher.
Alexander: Yeah, someone's been stealing our private stock, you know.
Flora: And Uncle Zephir is helping us catch him.
Babar: I should have known. The old gag is just like you.
Zephir: What?
Babar: You know, your Uncle Zephir was quite the prankster in his day.
Pom, Flora and Alexander: Uncle Zephir?
Zephir: I dabbled.
Babar: Dabbled? Dabbled? Might i remind you that your jokes almost wiped out a whole year's peanut crop?
Pom: What do you mean, Dad?
Flora: Tell us, Father, tell us.
Babar: All right, gather around. It was a time we will never forget...
There's was once particular week when no one was spared from your Uncle Zephir's unique brand of humour.
Young Arthur: Huh? Hey! Yeow! Oof!
[Loud crash]
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[Adult Babar]: I had decided it was time to give Zephir a taste of his own medicine.
[Kid Pom]: You? How, dad?
[Adult Babar]: You'll see.
[Celeste & Arthur gasping]
Young Babar: Well, how do i look?
Young Celeste: Like an elephant in a rhino costume.
Young Arthur: Zephir's in for it now.
Young Babar: After this, he'll think twice before pulling another false alarm.
Young Celeste: Well, i just hope nothing goes wrong.
Young Babar: What could possibly go wrong?
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- Zephir: Just my luck, not a rhino in sight. [Looks through Telescope]
- Young Babar: Rampage!
- Zephir: Ah, The Rhinos are attacking! [recorded battle charge sounds mid-dialogue] The Rhinos are really here!
- [Young Babar roars]
- [Zephir Screams]
- [Scene cuts to inside the palace where Cornelius and Pompadour are reading newspaper]
- Cornelius: [while battle charge sounds continue] I say Pompadour, isn't that the Peanut Patch alarm again?
- Pompadour: I do believe it is Cornelius.
- Cornelius: Trade Sections?
- Pompadour: Yes, thank you.
- Cornelius: Well, Babar has-- My tusks! The royal peanut patch, ruined!
- Pompadour: No more peanut butter nouveau! [sobs] It's all because of that callous prankster!
- Young Babar: No, Pompadour. It was my fault. It was the wrong way to teach Zephir a lesson. I should have clobbered him!
- Zephir: Hey, wait! [runs off]
- Young Babar: [gives chase] Stand still!
- Zephir: Yikes! Yaaaaa! Babar, look. You did it, Babar. You saved a plant. [laughs] [Adult Babar]: But what a plant it turned out to be. It was healthy and strong and with all the extra attention that plant got, it yielded a whole jar of peanut butter, and that was the most delicious jar of peanut butter nouveau we have ever tasted.
- Babar: Mmmm!
- Pom: It must have been good.
- Babar: Huh? Oh, yes, it--
- [Latch clicks]
- Pom, Flora and Alexander: The peanut butter poacher.
- Pom: Hide.
- [🎵🎵🎵]
- [Alarm blaring]
- Pom, Flora and Alexander: Get 'im! Yeah! Ahh!
- [All gasping] Uncle Arthur?
- [Babar clears throat]
- Uncle Arthur: I was just doing Zephir a favour. He put me up to this. Ask him.
- Zephir: Oops.
- What can i say? I love the stuff.
- Mmmm! Ah...
- [Kids laughing]
The Intruder [2.11]
[edit][Pompadour screaming] AHHH!!!
Pom: Pompadour's in trouble!
[All gasping]
Flora: Oh no!
Pom: Isabelle, what happened to Pompadour?
Isabelle: Pompy go bye-bye.
Flora: Oh my gosh! The monster is in the house.
Alexander: And he's caught his first victim!
What are we going to do?
Flora: I say we take Isabelle and all our favourite toys and run for our lives.
Alexander: Good plan!
Pom: Wait a minute. Father wouldn't do this, and you know it.
Alexander: He's right. Father would leave the toys.
Pom: Pompadour's in trouble. We can't just leave him.
Alexander: But the monster could come back.
Flora: I'm scared, Pom.
Pom: Don't cry, Flora. We'll be okay. I know! We'll call mother and father the phone number they left behind.
Flora: What phone number?
Pom: Parents always leaves a phone number when they go out.
Alexander: Wait, who gets to stay with Isabelle?
Pom: Even as babies, sisters are a pain.
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- [The children go into the basement]
- Isabelle: Monster!
- [Flora and Alexander] Shh!
- Flora: Do we really have to go down there?
- Can't we just call him from here?
- Pom: What if he can't answer?
- Alexander: Yeah, the monster could have eaten his mouth off.
- Flora: Eww!
- Pom: Pompadour! Oh, Pompadour?
- Flora: You don't think there are any big bugs down here, do you?
- Alexander: Nah! If there were, the monster would have eaten 'em already.
- Pom: Monster don't eat everything, you know.
- Alexander: Everything but broccoli; You've gotta respect them for that!
- Rataxes: Okay, I want that stamp, And I want it now.
- Basil: [clear his throat]
- Pom: The stamp? [the stamp shows us a picture of Rataxes wearing a lady's hat] The stamp!
- Pompadour: If I've told you once, I've told you thrice. We have no idea as to the whereabouts of your silly stamp.
- Basil: Perhaps we should get while the getting's good, sir.
- [Pompadour, Flora and Alexander smile]
- Rataxes: [hands Basil the desk lamp] Not until I get that stamp. It makes me look like a fool, [off-screen] the laughing stock of the entire forest!
- Pompadour: I should think you're used to that!
- [Basil giggling]
- Rataxes: Don't push me, Pachyderm.
- I'm one desperate rhino.
- Now i'm going to give you to the count of three to hand it over.
- One... two...
- Isabelle: Three!
- Rataxes: What?
- Pompadour: Oh, dear.
- Pom: Isabelle, no!
- [Rataxes picks up Isabelle]
- Rataxes: The stamp! Oh, I could just kiss you for this, kid! [Isabelle puckers up] Er... kiss the kid for me, would you Basil?
- [Basil holds Isabelle]
- Pom: That's our stamp!
- [Rataxes licks the stamp and sticks it to his head]
- Rataxes: [laughs evilly]
Conga the Terrible [2.12]
[edit]- Rataxes: Hurry up, Basil. I wanna go home!
- Basil: You mean the mission's over? No more self-sacrifice for the good of mankind?
- Rataxes: Listen, I'm all for self-sacrifice. But if there's nothing in it for me, forget it!
- ________________________
- [All] Conga!
- [Conga roars] ROAR!!!
- [All screaming] AHHH!!!
- [Conga roars] ROAR!!!
- _______________________
- Pompadour: Cornelius, wake up!
- Cornelius: Huh? Is that you, Rataxes? What's going on?
- Pompadour: You fell asleep and Conga crushed the camp, that's what's going on!
- Rataxes: What?! You let Conga slip through my fingers? I could have caught him!
- Young Babar: So that's what you're up to.
- Rataxes: Gasp! That's right, Elephant, And there's nothing you can do to stop me.
- Young Babar: Just don't expect a ride home in my ship.
- Rataxes: Huh? What's going on, Basil?
- Young Babar: Forget it, Rataxes. Although it's too bad your trap didn't work.
- Rataxes: Because of the Incredible cash potential?
- Young Babar: No. Because it could have bought us time to fix the ship and escape.
- Now Conga is bound to come back.
- Rataxes: Well, we've got only one person to blame for that. Cornelius!
- Pompadour: I'm sorry, Cornelius, but i'm inclined to agree with Rataxes. You're simply too old to be--
- Cornelius: I am not too old!
- And it's high time i proved that to you.
- Young Babar: Nice going, you guys. This wasn't Cornelius' fault at all. It was Rataxes'. Rataxes: Mine?!
- Young Babar: You should have relieved him on guard duty. He was up all night.
- Rataxes: Oh, uh, yeah, i guess i fell asleep.
- It was a simple mistake, it could happen to anyone.
- Young Babar: Even Cornelius?
- Tonight had nothing to do with Cornelius' age. Nobody could stay awake that long.
- Pompadour: I feel terrible about his, sire.
- Rataxes: Yeah, me too. What can i do to make it up to the poor guy?
- Young Babar: You can patch this ship up as fast as you can.
Remember When...? [2.13]
[edit]- [The kids and Celeste get into the balloon]
- Babar: You're next, Pompadour.
- Pompadour: Sire, I must protest! Proper protocol demands that...
- Babar: Move it, Pompadour!
- Pompadour: Moving it, sire!
- Celeste: Madame, please take Isabelle home. There must be something I can do to help.
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- [Pom, Flora and Alexander screaming] YAAAHHHH! COUGH! COUGH! WHOA!
- AAAAAAH!!!
- AAAGH! NOOOO!!!! AAAHHHHH!!!!
- Babar: No!
- [Pom, Flora and Alexander screaming] AAAGH! AAAHHHHH!!!
- Babar: We've got to save them!
- Cornelius: The fire, the ambulance, the police!
- Balloon Ride Operator: Wait! We can't do anything until the storm dies down.
- Celeste: Cornelius.
- Cornelius: Madame, please try to stay calm.
- Celeste: Stay calm?!
- Babar: Celeste.
- Cornelius: Come on, Pompadour, Troubadour.
- Celeste: Oh, Babar. They must be terrified.
- They're only babies. We've got to do something.
- Babar: We've going after them!
- Balloon Ride Operator: No, your majesties, please! You don't understand.
- Handyman: Hey, you, get away from there!
- Cornelius: Up you go, Pompadour!
- Pompadour: Are you sure you know what you're doing?
- Handyman: You can't go up in this storm.
- Cornelius: Stand aside, man!
- This is a rescue mission.
- Handyman: All right, All right. But you're crazy.
- Pompadour: Cornelius, he says we've crazy!
Babar: Cornelius, wait for us!
Balloon Ride Operator: No, no, no!
Not that Balloon! You've got no control!
Cornelius: Grab hold, Pompadour!
Balloon Ride Operator: You don't know what you're doing. You can't fly that thing.
Babar: Wait for us!
Celeste: Wait!
Babar: Yaaaaa!
Celeste: Babar!
Cornelius: Babar!
Babar: Pull me up, Cornelius!
Cornelius: Pull, Pompadour, pull!
Babar: Ahh! Oof! No! Come back!
Celeste: Good gracious!
Cornelius: My tuks! Where's the steering wheel?
Pompadour: Where's the brakes?!
- Babar: All right, how do we get up there?
- Balloon Ride Operator: But your majesties, you don't understand the dangers! The wind, the rain, the lightning!
- Celeste: [to the operator, angry] My children don't understand the dangers either, but they're out there just the same! And that's where my husband and i are going.
- Balloon Ride Operator: Oof!
