CSI: Miami (season 9)
CSI: Miami (2002–2012) is a dramatic television series about the Forensics Crime Lab in Miami. It is a spin-off of the popular series CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.
- Horatio: Keith, listen to me. When someone lies to me, it really, really hurts my feelings. You're Starling's boy. You've been with him the whole time, right? Go.
- Eric: How did he get you to do it? Money?
- Keith: You cops are all the same. You think people are just motivated by money.
- Eric: We know you worship Starling. How did he convince you to kill a cop?
- Keith:What are you talking about? Nobody said...
- Horatio: A police officer was killed. A police officer was murdered. That's on you. In the state of Florida, Keith, it's a mandatory death sentence.
Sudden Death (9.02)
[edit]- [The media, including Erica, are outside the lab]
- Brady Jensen: [angrily to Erica] You're not a journalist--you're a jackal!
- [Eric and Ryan are watching the news inside the lab]
- Erica: Um, that was, uh, wow... A jackal...
- Ryan: [chuckling] Wow, I have never seen her speechless before.
See No Evil (9.03)
[edit]- [Ryan waves at Ben]
- Ben: Are you seriously doing the hand thing?
- Ryan: [confused] Oh! You sure you can't see?
- [the man who murdered Delko's sister Marisol has escaped from prison]
- Eric: We'll get him, H.
- Horatio: If it's the last thing we do.
Sleepless In Miami (9.05)
[edit]- Loman: I like to start my excavation at the feet, get an outline of the body first. But this time I can't find them.
- Caine: And why is that?
- Loman: Because he doesn't have a body!
Reality Kills (9.06)
[edit]- Wayne: I didn't kill her. I didn't even get a shot off.
- Horatio: Well, you know what, my friend? If I find out you're lying, the same won't be said of me.
- Shea: You sure know a lot about our show. What are you? A fan?
- Ryan: No, I'm a police officer. I do my homework.
- Ryan: So I found myself going through the footage of the show.
- Walter: [sarcastically] Don't you mean avidly catching up on the season?
- Ryan: Maybe that, too.
On The Hook (9.07)
[edit]- Horatio: You... are under arrest for solicitation of murder and rape.
- Perkins: You have no evidence.
- Horatio: I am *loaded* with evidence, my friend.
- Perkins: What are you gonna do? You're gonna kill me out here?
- Horatio: You know what? Believe me, that's a tempting offer. But for today, I'm going to show you what the next thirty years is going to be like.
- Perkins: And how are you gonna do that? [Perkins gets tossed through the trailer's back window]
Happy Birthday (9.08)
[edit]- Marcy: She didn't even have to try. Gary just looked at her sideways and wham, bam, bun in the oven.
- Walter: Wow, I hear some serious resentment there...
Blood Sugar (9.09)
[edit]- Donna: Who do you think you are?
- Tripp: The guy that just took your phone.
Match Made In Hell (9.10)
[edit]- [After killing an alligator that was about to attack him and Wolfe]
- Horatio: Welcome to South Florida.
- Suspect: I couldn't have killed Matthew, I'm vegan.
- Rachel: I'm Rachel Brooks, the new girl.
- Natalia: Nice to meet you. I'm Natalia.
- Rachel: Natalia Boa Vista. I know. We studied you at the academy.
- Natalia: That's scary. Bad? Good?
- Rachel: Really good!
- Natalia: Okay. Scary.
- Ryan: [seeing two roller derby competitors screaming at each other] Oh, my God, that's the sexiest, scariest thing I've ever seen.
- Vince: All right, look. I know how this looks, and what you guys might be thinking, but I did not hurt Connie.
- Frank: Explain, then, why you swapped out her mouth guard with one laced with ipecac.
- Vince: Uh, I didn't.
- Frank: You molded it yourself, idiot.
- Horatio: Which means we can match it to you.
- Vince: Look, not my finest hour, I will admit that.
- Horatio: It's also gonna bring you an assault charge.
- Vince': Look, Connie was a monster on the track. Okay, the only chance my team had of winning is if she wasn't playing. All right? Besides, ipecac is harmless.
- Horatio: Unlike the beating you gave her.
- Vince: No, I didn't. I just- I wanted to get her a little sick so she couldn't play.
- Frank': You got money riding on this?
- Vince: No, I just want to see my team win.
- Frank: Well, I'm the biggest sports fan you'll ever meet, but that is just plain stupid.
Last Stand (9.13)
[edit]- Memmo: Are you a righteous man?
- Horatio: I am a servant of the taxpayers, Memmo.
- Memmo: You and I are not that much different. You do what you have to do to protect your people, just as I do.
- Horatio: Which included killing my wife. [flashback of Marisol getting shot]
- Fierro: I did what I had to do. It was never personal, Caine.
- Horatio: It was to me. [flashback of Horatio's last moments with Marisol] It was to me.
Stoned Cold (9.14)
[edit]- Natalia: [about a victim getting stoned to death] Are you serious, that's a bit archaic.
- Horatio: Downright Biblical!
Blood Lust (9.15)
[edit]- Natalia: Hey Tom, look at how Ryan's holding his shovel!
- Ryan: Hey Tom, also make a note of how Ryan's doing all the shoveling by himself.
Hunting Ground (9.16)
[edit]Horatio: Hunting unarmed men is murder one. It gets you the death penalty in this state.
Special Delivery (9.17)
[edit]About Face (9.18)
[edit]- Patrick: To prove that I'm innocent.
- Natalia: Okay, then you're innocent.
- Patrick: Shut up!
- Natalia: You know that kidnapping a cop is not exactly the way to prove that you're innocent.
- Walter: Get out of here, before we arrest you for extreme stupidity.
Paint It Black (9.20)
[edit]- Horatio: Talent isn't worth the life of an innocent.
G.O. (9.21)
[edit]- Wendy: Contractually, I can't say.
- Horatio: Consider the contract null and void.
- Renee: Hey Marcel! Cops are looking for you again. [looks at Walter] Kidding.
- Ryan: Tom, know what I need? An expert opinion, but you're here so you'll do. Come here and take a look at this.
- Tom: How kind.