Ed, Edd, n Eddy

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Ed, Edd n Eddy (1999–2009) was an original animated television created by Danny Antonucci and became one of the longest running and most successful franchises on Cartoon Network. The series features three boys, Ed, Edd and Eddy, known as 'the Eds', who create crazy money-making schemes in order to buy Jawbreakers, their favorite candy.


Season 1
Season 2
Season 3
Season 4
Season 5

Season 6[edit]

May I Have This Ed?[edit]

Eddy: It's mine! Gimme my donut! [Ed crashes through the janitor's closet door.] I saw it first! [Ed, binded up in rope, runs the other way.]
Edd: Eddy, calm down. You know you're only encouraging him. [Eddy catches up to Ed and spins him around, drilling him into the floor.] Oh, Eddy. Now look what you've done!
[Ed comes up underneath Edd, still spinning. He spins into a row of lockers, knocking their doors off and destroying them. He eventually stops, and Eddy grabs the donut that Ed is holding and bites into it, biting Ed's hand in the process.]
Ed: YOWCH! [throws Eddy off. Ed still has the donut]
Edd: Goodness gracious! Have you two no respect for the sanctum of school property? Honestly, I– [Eddy clutches at him as he climbs down from the school wall on which he is plastered. A poster floats down, and Edd sweats as he gazes at it.] Oh, um, I withdraw my last statement. No harm done, yes?
Eddy: What you got there?
Edd: [folding up the poster] Nothing. Righto. Let's say we make our way to– [Eddy grabs the poster.]
Eddy: School dance, tonight? How'd we miss this?!
Edd: Isn't it a shame? Why, if only we had known sooner. Oh well. There's always next year. [pulls the blinds down in front of him, hiding himself from view. Ed and Eddy join him]
Eddy: Only losers stay home on a school dance night, and we ain't losers. Right, Ed?
Ed: Sure ain't, Eddy!
[Eddy shivers, noticing Edd is gone. The window is open, and Edd is crouched underneath it, hiding. Eddy pulls him back inside.]
Eddy: Check this out! [puts up a sheet reading "Win a Date with Eddy! Sign up heer!"]
Edd: "Win a date with Eddy! Sign up here!"? [darts over to Eddy] You're not seriously thinking of going to this– [stops talking. Someone has signed up. Eddy looks at the sheet. The name on it is Ed's] Do you realize that it's customary for a boy to ask a girl to attend? [points Eddy towards Sarah, who is talking to Jonny]

Nazz: Way to bust a move, Double D! Let's twist! [She drags him onto the dance floor.]
Eddy: Hey! That's my move he's busted! He didn't even want to be here!
Nazz: [guiding Edd] Like this, Double D. Let's boogie! Whee!
Eddy: Ha! Way to get burned, Shovelhead.
[Kevin punches Eddy and stomps out of the gym. Marie angrily watches Edd dance with Nazz and tears the cover off the speakers.]
Lee: You gonna let that hussy steal your man, Marie?
Marie: [grabbing Eddy] Get up, shorty! We're dancing! [grabs Eddy and slams him into Nazz. Edd looks at them] Quick, he's looking. Make like an octopus and suck face.
Ed: Wilfred sure has some fancy footwork, huh, Jonny? [dancing with Rolf's pig, Wilfred]
Rolf: Ed-boy, you have broken the customary laws of Rolf's traditions! [grabs Ed] You must first ask permission if you shimmy-shake the swine! Have you no shame? [Lee grabs Ed.]
May: Hey!
[Lee forms Ed into a mallet and runs behind Marie and Eddy.]
Lee: Get your claws off my man, Marie!
May: "How 'bout you get your claws off my man, boyfriend-stealer!?

Eddy: That stunk! I'm done with dames. Who can figure 'em? [Ed drops him in the snow.]
[Behind them, the school collapses. The Eds see this, and Ed and Eddy grin.]
Ed: No school tomorrow!
Edd: [happy] Seems I did learn something from your book, Eddy. After all, I did get to dance with Nazz.
Ed: And I got Wilfred's phone number, guys!
Eddy: You're an idiot, Ed!

Look Before You Ed[edit]

Jimmy: You better not drop that!
Eddy: What is it?
Ed: A poopdeck?
Edd: Not quite, Ed. This is an official Safety Club de-icer machine. Using the salt off of discarded cafeteria pretzels, we can render treacherous icy footpaths safe. [uses the machine, and it almost magically clears away the snow covering a path]
Ed: Salt is like magic!

Edd: Ironic, isn't it? Us being singled out as a liability.
Eddy: [realizing his tongue has frozen] What the–?! My tongue's stuck to the stupid ice, and I gotta go to the bathroom!!
Ed: Do not fear, Eddy! Hibachi Man is here! Right, Double D?
Edd: Yes! Release this tongue-troubled citizen with your blast-furnace breath, Hibachi Man!
Eddy: Hey! Wait a minute, Ed [Ed exhales, blowing Eddy through the bars enclosing the Eds.] Hey! I don't gotta go anymore!


Ed, Edd n Eddy's Jingle Jingle Jangle[edit]

Ed, Edd n Eddy's Hanky Panky Hullabaloo[edit]

Ed, Edd n Eddy's Boo Haw Haw[edit]

The Eds are Coming, the Eds are Coming[edit]

The Grim Adventures of the Kids Next Door[edit]

[The Eds are in Eddy's garage, over which a sign is hung reading "Ed's Pesky Problem Fixers". Eddy is behind a desk, Edd (Double D) is with a typewriter, and Ed is mopping up some of his own drool. Suddenly, the phone rings.]
Ed: Hello!
Eddy: [picking up the phone] Ed, Edd n Eddy's Pesky Problem Fixers! Got a problem that's pesky? We'll fix 'er... for just 1 lousy quarter!
[Billy muffled gobbling comes from the telephone. Eddy gives it a look.]
Eddy: [angry] WHADDYA MEAN, YOU'RE BROKE!? Hey, if you're looking for charity, call Kids Next Door! They're cheap. [angrily hangs up the phone]

The Delightful Reaper: Assimilate! Assimilate!
Billy: [singing] Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, naaaaaaaaaaaaa! [The reaper stops and stands still, confused.] La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaaaaaa!!
Delightful Reaper: [annoyed] Would you stop that!? Ugh! I wish I had never assimilated you in the first place!

Delightful Reaper: ASIMMALATE!!
[Grim blocks the scythe again, but this time the blade comes perilously close to piercing the head of the samurai. This time, the reaper grinds against the shield of the samurai, hoping to break through.]
Grim: [straining to hold up] It's too strong!
Delightful Reaper: ASSIMILATE!!! ASSIMILATE!!! [The M.A.N.D.R.O.B.O.T. comes up behind it.]
Grim: Mandy, you're our only hope. You've got to pants the reaper! It's the only way to defeat it!
Mandy/M.A.N.D.R.O.B.O.T.: I've got a better idea." [taps the Delightful Reaper on the shoulder]
Delightful Reaper: ASSIMIL– Hmm? [turns around and looks at the robot, which is just standing there]
Numbuh 1: Mandy, what are you doing?!
Delightful Reaper: [cuts the M.A.N.D.R.O.B.O.T. in half. Mandy joins the assimilated] Yes! This is power. Now I can finally rule the world! [has reformed into a giant Mandy with a cloak and pants]
Numbuh 1: Oh, no! Mandy's fused with the Reaper!
Mandy Reaper: That's right! You puny KND are nothing compared to what I've become!
Harold: Hey, you! [at the base of the Mandy Reaper, decked out in wrestling gear] Give me back my lucky pants! Give... them... BAAAAAAACCCCKKKKK!!! [foaming at the mouth] AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI-YA!! [pantses the Mandy Reaper, revealing her underwear]
Grim: Now, Numbuh 1!
[The Skeleton Samurai picks up the sword and leaps in the air.]
Grim and Numbuh 1: Super... Skeleton... Sword... Strike!
[The samurai brings its sword down upon the hindquarters of the exposed Mandy Reaper. An explosion occurs. As the fog begins to lift, a heavyset figure walks out of it, dragging behind him an incredibly large pair of pants–pants too big for even him.]
Harold: I wear the pants around here! Me! Me, me, me! My pants! Me, me, me, me! [Behind him, the Mandy Reaper lies in a huge hole and groans. Shortly thereafter, kids begin to pop out of it in spurts. After the spurts become a flood, a scythe falls out and flies through the air, into the capable hands of the Skeleton Samurai.]
Grim: Finally! Me scythe!

Video Games[edit]

The Mis-Edventures[edit]

Scam level 1: Cool yer Ed[edit]

Eddy: So, Sockhead, where are we gonna get enough ice to make snow cones?
Edd: I'm sure we can locate sufficient frost shavings from the backyard coolers of the neighborhood kids, Eddy.
Ed: I am cool like a cabbage, guys.

[Rolf's machine is ready to work. Eddy runs over with a hose and starts pouring ice into the machine.]
Eddy: Snow cones for suckers! We're gonna be rich, I tell ya!
[The machine starts cranking out snow cones with a strange brown tint. Edd and Eddy laugh until they notice Ed eating the snowballs.]
Ed: Yum, meaty.

Scam level 2: Pin the Tail on the Ed[edit]

Rolf: [looking out at the Eds] Ah, Ed boys! Cast aside like old bathwater that has not been used for broth. Pale Jimmy refuses the nincompoops from entering his celebration. Hello? Goodbye. [goes away]
Eddy: What? Wait a minute! We can't let a chump like Rolf keep us from this party! We gotta get in there!
Ed: Oh! I know, I know! We can crawl through the stinky sewers like the bacteria-fusing log in "I Was a Teenage Sludge Hippie"!
Edd: [nervous] I dunno. It seems terribly risky and unsanitary, to say the least.
Eddy: It'll be a cinch! C'mon, boys. We got a party to catch. [laughs]

Eddy: Great! What're we supposed to do now?
Edd: It's elementary, Eddy. If we move down into the water on the other side, you 2 can lift me up to that crank. I can lower the bridge so that we can all cross together.
Ed: Fe fi fo fum, I smell cheese and onion buns.

Edd: How intriguing! The valve to operate the door is missing!
Eddy: [irritated] Well find it! The more we stand around, the less people will see my latest disco moves!
[The Eds suddenly notice Jonny, who is fishing in an open pool. He pulls out a giant valve wheel.]
Edd: Jonny, may I see that valve for a moment?
Jonny: Plank saw it first, Double D. Finders keepers!
Eddy: What? C'mon, Jonny. It's a stupid valve. You'll catch another one.
Jonny: [to Plank] What's that, Plank? You want them to do what? Okay buddy. [to the Eds] Plank says, "Find a way to lower the water, so we can get the clams, then you'll get the valve."
[Ed pulls out a straw and sucks air through it, preparing to drink up a bunch of dirty water.]
Edd: [worried] Ed, please! Let me handle this. [takes another look at the water]

Eddy: [dangling Plank over the water] Hey, Jonny! Looks like you forgot about your best pal!
Jonny: No! Plank!
Eddy: So, how about that valve, Jonny? These clams look kinda hungry.
Jonny: Plank says, "Bring it on, you sissies!"
Eddy: What the–? Just give us the valve, and I'll give you Plank!
Jonny: Plank says, "you are tricky". Alright, I'll give up the valve. Just don't hurt him!
Eddy: Alright! Double D, let's install that valve and be done with it!
Edd: Sure thing, Eddy. [gets to work on putting the valve back in its right place]

Kevin: Nice job! Too bad the party's over, dorks! [laughs and leaves]
Eddy: Are you kidding me? [notices Jimmy waving goodbye] Oh come on, Jimmy. There's gotta be some cake left, right?

Jimmy: [hands Eddy some birthday candles with a bit of cake frosting around the base] Here. You can lick the icing from my candles.

Scam level 3: Must Be Something I Ed[edit]

Eddy: Hey, Stretch! Where'd you get the jawbreakers?
Rolf: Ho ho, day late and dollar short Ed-boys, you do not know of the bounty? All free jawbreakers in the candy store!
Eddy: [slavering] Free jawbreakers!?
Rolf: Yes. [Ed starts fighting Victor for a jawbreaker.] Early come, early go, no? Go away! [swats Ed] You plague Rolf.
Edd: But Eddy, the store is going to close any minute!
Eddy: Get a grip! I know a shortcut.

[The Eds finally make it into the candy store. Eddy rushes over to the jawbreakers, of which 3 are left.]
Eddy: Hurry! We got the last one(s)! [grabs a jawbreaker and licks it]
Edd [notices a sign that says the jawbreakers are foot-powder flavored] Eddy, wait! They're not fit for human consumption!
Eddy [his head turns a sickly green, only speckled by minor flecks of reddish-brown] What's happening to my face?!
Edd: You're having an allergic reaction, Eddy. I'd stay away from foot powder if I were you. C'mon, the store's closing.
Eddy: Wait! I can't go outside like this!
Ed: [carrying a jawbreaker] Mmm, yummy! This one tastes like jock itch.

Bonus scam level 1: Ed-zilla[edit]

Eddy: Edtropolis! Isn't she beautiful? This town idea is genius, I tell ya!
Edd: I have to admit, few can resist the allure of big city architecture. Big city theatre, big city culture!
Eddy: Big city scams! [Suddenly, Eddy gapes. Ed is standing still in front of them with a dazed look on his face and spirals in his eyes. A piece of drool dribbles from the corner of his mouth.] Check out Lumpy. He's got that look in his eyes.
Edd: Oh, dear! Ed, would you care for a glass of cool lemonade?
Ed: [laughing crazily] I AM A MONSTER!! [shimmers around into a spiral as the screen irises-in]

Eddy: [to Edd] Did you see that? Ed's an animal! [hides behind Edd]
Edd: [nonplussed] He can be worrisome at times.
Ed: [mouth full] I am a monster in a boy's body.
[Eddy realizes that Ed wrecked his scam and throws a pan at Ed's head.]

Scam level 4: Ed on Arrival[edit]

Rolf: Ho ho, Ed-boys! Feast your eyes on the Mark of Manhood! [gestures to his new badge]
Eddy: Hey! I want one of those.
Rolf: You? Lower than a Wee Roach pathetic Ed-boy? Do not puncture Rolf's pumpernickel! [pointing at an obstacle course] You must traverse the Treacherous Trail of Hardiness to earn such a badge of honor.
Ed: Oh, it looks hardy-tardy. Can I try it?
Eddy: Yeah, right! C'mon, guys.
Rolf: "Then you concede defeat to the last victor. I will present the badge to Kevin.
Eddy: Kevin? Wait a minute! I'm not gonna let Shovel-Chin get that badge! We accept your challenge!
Edd: Let's not be hasty, Eddy. We have no idea what tricks and traps await us in this course.
Eddy: Don't be such a sockhead, Sockhead. Let's go.
Rolf: [to Kevin] As current champion, it is your rightful duty to make sure they do not succeed.
Kevin: It'll be my pleasure. [snickers]

Eddy: We did it! We beat Kevin! [hugs his friends]
Kevin: [walking by angrily] Next time, I won't let you off so easily.
Rolf: Congratulations, Ed-boys. You have done well, but I have only 1 badge, and there are 3 of you.
Eddy: Just give it to me! I did most of the work.
Edd: Eddy!
Rolf: Oh, no, Ed-boy. An Urban Ranger must do the honorable thing! [rips the badge into 3rds and hands each Ed a piece and walks away, satisfied with the compromise]
Ed: [to Eddy] Here, I will trade you for mine. It's got shiny things on it.
[Edd stares at his piece, dazed. Suddenly, a noise draws his attention, and he looks over to see Eddy stomping away from Ed, who has Eddy's piece of the badge stuffed into his nose.]

Scam level 5: Nightmare on Ed Street[edit]

Jimmy: [frantic] Mr. Yum Yum! Mr. Yum Yum, where are you?
Eddy: [leaning against a tree] Hey, Jimmy! I think I saw Mr. Yum Yum in the Old Abandoned House. [points at the house. Mr. Yum Yum is sitting in the window]
Jimmy: Mr. Yum Yum! Help, help! That house is haunted! Somebody save him!
Eddy: Tell ya what, Jimmy boy. I'll help you get your pal back–for a quarter.
Jimmy: Not so fast! You get paid upon delivery, and he better be in one piece too.
Eddy: [annoyed] Fine! [grumbling] Stupid rotten miserable little runt.

Edd: Great! The door's locked! Stuck inside this dusty and decrepit hovel of disrepair, and me without protective clothes or headgear! Mind telling me how Mr. Yum Yum got in here in the first place?!
Eddy: Quit your gripin'. I knew Jimmy would pay top dollar to get that stupid doll back, so I told Ed to hide it in the house. [chuckling; to Ed] Nice job puttin' it in the window, big guy. That was pure genius.
Ed: [worried] But I did not put him in the window, Eddy. I left him on the mantle, here!
Edd: "Well I must say that... that butt print is the right dimension.
Eddy: How would you know? [The chimney suddenly belches black soot into the room, and odd noises are heard. Ed runs back to his friends.] Jimmy was right! The house is haunted!
Ed: A conduit to the 7th level of Hades!
Edd: [worried] I'm sure it's just the wind.
Kankers: [pop out of the chimney] Hiya, boyfriends.
The Eds: [worried] KANKERS!
May: [holding up Mr. Yum Yum] Looking for Mr. Goodbar?
Edd: It's Yum Yum, actually.
Marie: How about a trade? Yum Yum for good boyfriend presents.
Lee: Or maybe you'd like to skip the presents and go straight to the smoochin'! [The Kankers make kissy noises.]
Eddy: [nervous] No, no! We'll get you some presents! [His friends nod assent.]

[Jimmy is anxiously watching the abandoned house. Suddenly, the door creaks open, and the Eds peer out. Eddy goes over to Jimmy and hands over Mr. Yum Yum.]
Jimmy: [hugging his toy] Mr. Yum Yum! Safe, sound, and snug!
[Mr. Yum Yum suddenly falls apart, split straight through the middle. Eddy, not noticing, holds his hand out for payment, but Jimmy grabs his broken toy and runs away crying.]
Eddy: Hey! You owe us a quarter!

Level 6/Final scam level: Ed Marks the Spot[edit]

Eddy: Quit crowding me, you're making me nervous.
Edd: Those jawbreakers belong to me and Ed too. We have a right to be close to their succulent sweetness.
Ed: To eat, perchance to slobber!
Eddy: Oh, babies! [opening the suitcase] Come to papa!
[The friends mouths drop open. There is nothing in the suitcase, the jawbreakers are gone.]
Eddy: [shaking the open suitcase over his head] This can't be happening! [A small piece of brown paper with an X on it falls out. Edd picks it up.] What's it say?
Edd: It's a piece of a map, Eddy! [Ed takes a gander.] I can only assume to our missing jawbreakers. If we had the other pieces, I could decipher the precise location.
Eddy: We have to find those pieces!
Ed: [pointing at a trail of footprints] Look, guys!

[Eddy pieces the map together from its three parts. What is revealed is a picture of Eddy that has been signed by the artists: Lee, May, and Marie.]
Eddy: Kankers! I hate Kankers!
Ed: [scared] The Kankers have our jawbreakers! [shaking Edd] What are we going to do?
Eddy: We're goin' in! That's what we're gonna do! I ain't lettin' no Kanker steal my jawbreakers! [The Eds gaze over at a trailer.]

Bonus level 2/Final bonus scam level: Robot Rebel Ranch[edit]

Ed: Mighty space outlaws! The time has come to seek freedom!
Edd: Yes! I can see way in the distance! Look! [points at a rocket]
Eddy: What are we waiting for? Get me out of here!
Ed: Do not waylay yourself, Eddy. For I will guardeth the lead. [starts to walk away. Suddenly, laser beams flash down from the sky and hit him] AAH!
Edd: Ed!
[A beam vaporizes Ed.]
Eddy: Gah! They've taken Lumpy!

Ed Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show[edit]

Ed: Ooh ooh oh! This a way, guys! [shows them the alarm] Look!
Edd: [reading] "In case of movie, break glass"?
Eddy: Bingo! [grabs the provided hammer and breaks the case] My bro's always prepared! [reaches inside and pulls out...] A peanut?
Ed: Cheap movie.

Eddy's Brother: Park don't open 'til noon.
Eddy: I told you he's a whiz at tellin' time!
Eddy's Brother: Pipsqueak?
Eddy: Bro!
Eddy's Brother: Mom and Dad know you're here?
Eddy: As if!
Eddy's Brother: Anyone know you're here?
Eddy: Only these chumps who chased us here!
Eddy's Brother: Just a sec. Aren't those ankle biters from the cul-de-sac?
Eddy: Yeah, and they want to beat me up, all for nothin'.
Kevin: He's lookin at you, Rolf. Later.
Eddy's Brother: "All for nothin'", huh? Still the trouble makin' Eddy, I see.
Eddy: [awkward laugh] Stop it, bro.
Ed: I smell my fingers after I eat cheese.
Eddy: ...Um, I told the guys you'd put us up. Ed and Double D.
Edd: I have big experie- Uh, whale- uh... [faints]
[Eddy and his brother laugh]
Eddy's Brother: Why's your girlfriend wearing a sock on her head?
Eddy: Girlfriend?
Eddy's Brother: Yeah, sure. I'll help you out.
Eddy: Really? Oh bro! What would I do without you? You are so my hero, bro!
Ed: Happy place, Double D! Happy place!
Jimmy: Isn't it touching, Sarah? It's like a fairy tale come true.
Kevin: Eddy and his two stooges got away with their lives, man. We got burned!
[ripping sound]
Eddy: Bro, don't!
Eddy's Brother: Just for old times' sake, let's play uncle.
Eddy: Uncle?
Eddy's Brother: Wanna crash at my place, don't ya?
Eddy: That's why we came all the way– [his brother twists his leg] Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!
Eddy's Brother: Say what?
Eddy: Uncle, uncle, uncle!
Edd: Oh, my!
Eddy's Brother: [Laughing cruelly] That was good, pipsqueak.
Eddy: Can we go inside now?
Eddy's Brother: Why not? Don't forget to wipe your feet.[repeatedly throws Eddy into the trailer wall]
Nas: Dude, eddy's brother is a real jerk.
Lee: What's he doing to my man?!
Eddy: [badly bruised] Come on, bro. Give it up!
Eddy's Brother: "Give it up"? I thought you wanted to hang with your "hero".
Eddy: I do, bro! I do!
Edd: Mister Eddy's Brother! As the older sibling, don't you think you should rather be setting an example for Eddy, and not, um... belittle him... in front of his... friends?
Eddy's Brother: Belittle? He's always been little! I like you, girlfriend. [hammers Edd into the ground using Eddy] You got spunk.
Ed and Marie: Double D!
Sarah: What the heck?
Jimmy: Somebody do something!
Rolf: Rolf has had enough of your flat doodle, elder one! Prepare yourself for a merciless thrashing! [pushes Kevin forward]
Kevin: Hey, bro guy! Lay off him, man!
Nazz: Yeah, Mr. Macho Man! [Ed removes a bolt from the door, causing it to fly off his hinges, free Eddy and hit his brother in the face]
Eddy's Brother: Uuhh... uncle...
Edd: Eddy, speak to me! Are you all right?
Eddy: [sniffs] I made it all up, Double D. Everything about my brother was a lie! I just made things up so people would like me, think I was cool, but boy, was I wrong! The scam, my brother, this... When am I gonna learn, Double D?!
Edd: [gently pulls Eddy's hands from his eyes] I think you just have, Eddy.
Kevin: Grab him!
Ed: No! Take me!
Eddy: Okay! I'm sorry! Honest! I didn't mean to hurt you guys! [thrown skywards by the cheering kids while Sarah hugs Ed]
Rolf: Let Rolf rub the pit of victory, Ed-boy!
Nas: I'm so glad you're okay, dude! [hugs and kisses Eddy] You're awesome.
Eddy: I am?
Kevin I gotta admit, pal. That was so choice.
Eddy: It was?!
[the Kankers look over Eddy's brother]
Lee: What a deadbeat this guy turned out to be.
May: He don't look so tough.

Kevin: Say, let's go to my place. Jawbreakers are on me!
Eddy: We did it, Double D! Everyone loves us! We're finally in, baby!
Edd: And it only took 130 episodes, 4 specials and a movie, Eddy!
Ed: Let's sing a song! [the Eds and the kids (except Jonny, who is pounded by the kids) then sing "Friends are There to Help You", with the "second verse" which is the "same as the first"]
Jimmy: [singing] When you stub your toe and it hurts you know…
The Kids (except for Jonny and including the Eds): [singing] ...Friends are there to help you.
When you trip on your face and your teeth are misplaced, friends are there to help you.
When you're flying low and you're giving a show, friends are there to help you.
When you take off your shoe and your feet stink PEE-YEW, friends are there to help you.
[As the kids sing the song, Wilfred eats out of Captain Melonhead's downed helmet. The Kankers are focused on something else entirely: dragging Eddy's brother inside.]
Lee: First one inside gets to give him mouth to mouth! [When the Kankers finish putting Eddy's brother inside, Marie reattaches the door and shortly thereafter, a flurry of girlish giggling erupts.]
Jimmy: Second verse, same as the first! [singing] When you stub your toe and it hurts you know…
The Kids (including Jonny too this time with the Eds): [singing] ...Friends are there to help you.
When you trip on your face and your teeth are misplaced, friends are there to help you.
When you're flying low and you're giving a show, friends are there to help you.
When you take off your shoe and your feet stink PEE-YEW, friends are there to help you.

Jonny: This is your craziest plan ever, Plank! We'll show them. We'll show them all! What's that? They did, didn't they? Yes... The goody-goody 2-shoe days of Captain Melonhead and Splinter have come to an end! Out of the darkness'll rise... the villainous days of The Gourd, and his evil cohort Timber the Dark Shard! Together, we will exact revenge on the entire CUL-DE-SAC! [laughs maniacally like an idiot, then suddenly stops] What… there's no time left? It's the end of the movie? What movie?


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