Ed, Edd, n Eddy

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Ed, Edd n Eddy (1999–2009) was an original animated television created by Danny Antonucci and became one of the longest running and most successful franchises on Cartoon Network. The series features three boys, Ed, Edd and Eddy, known as 'the Eds', who create crazy money-making schemes in order to buy Jawbreakers, their favorite candy.

Seasons[edit]

Season 1
Season 2
Season 3
Season 4
Season 5

Season 6[edit]

May I Have This Ed?[edit]

Look Before You Ed[edit]

Specials[edit]

Ed, Edd n Eddy's Jingle Jingle Jangle[edit]

Ed, Edd n Eddy's Hanky Panky Hullabaloo[edit]

Ed, Edd n Eddy's Boo Haw Haw[edit]

The Eds are Coming, the Eds are Coming[edit]

The Grim Adventures of the Kids Next Door[edit]

[The Eds are in Eddy's garage, over which a sign is hung reading "Ed's Pesky Problem Fixers". Eddy is behind a desk, Edd (Double D) is with a typewriter, and Ed is mopping up some of his own drool. Suddenly, the phone rings.]
Ed: Hello!
Eddy: [picking up the phone] Ed, Edd n Eddy's Pesky Problem Fixers! Got a problem that's pesky? We'll fix 'er... for just 1 lousy quarter!
[Billy muffled gobbling comes from the telephone. Eddy gives it a look.]
Eddy: [angry] WHADDYA MEAN, YOU'RE BROKE!? Hey, if you're looking for charity, call Kids Next Door! They're cheap. [angrily hangs up the phone]

The Delightful Reaper: Assimilate! Assimilate!
Billy: [singing] Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, naaaaaaaaaaaaa! [The reaper stops and stands still, confused.] La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaaaaaa!!
Delightful Reaper: [annoyed] Would you stop that!? Ugh! I wish I had never assimilated you in the first place!

Delightful Reaper: ASIMMALATE!!
[Grim blocks the scythe again, but this time the blade comes perilously close to piercing the head of the samurai. This time, the reaper grinds against the shield of the samurai, hoping to break through.]
Grim: [straining to hold up] It's too strong!
Delightful Reaper: ASSIMILATE!!! ASSIMILATE!!! [The M.A.N.D.R.O.B.O.T. comes up behind it.]
Grim: Mandy, you're our only hope. You've got to pants the reaper! It's the only way to defeat it!
Mandy/M.A.N.D.R.O.B.O.T.: I've got a better idea." [taps the Delightful Reaper on the shoulder]
Delightful Reaper: ASSIMIL– Hmm? [turns around and looks at the robot, which is just standing there]
Numbuh 1: Mandy, what are you doing?!
Delightful Reaper: [cuts the M.A.N.D.R.O.B.O.T. in half. Mandy joins the assimilated] Yes! This is power. Now I can finally rule the world! [has reformed into a giant Mandy with a cloak and pants]
Numbuh 1: Oh, no! Mandy's fused with the Reaper!
Mandy Reaper: That's right! You puny KND are nothing compared to what I've become!
Harold: Hey, you! [at the base of the Mandy Reaper, decked out in wrestling gear] Give me back my lucky pants! Give... them... BAAAAAAACCCCKKKKK!!! [foaming at the mouth] AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI-YA!! [pantses the Mandy Reaper, revealing her underwear]
Grim: Now, Numbuh 1!
[The Skeleton Samurai picks up the sword and leaps in the air.]
Grim and Numbuh 1: Super... Skeleton... Sword... Strike!
[The samurai brings its sword down upon the hindquarters of the exposed Mandy Reaper. An explosion occurs. As the fog begins to lift, a heavyset figure walks out of it, dragging behind him an incredibly large pair of pants–pants too big for even him.]
Harold: I wear the pants around here! Me! Me, me, me! My pants! Me, me, me, me! [Behind him, the Mandy Reaper lies in a huge hole and groans. Shortly thereafter, kids begin to pop out of it in spurts. After the spurts become a flood, a scythe falls out and flies through the air, into the capable hands of the Skeleton Samurai.]
Grim: Finally! Me scythe!

Video Games[edit]

The Mis-Edventures[edit]

Cool yer Ed[edit]

Pin the Tail on the Ed[edit]

Must Be Something I Ed[edit]

Ed on Arrival[edit]

Nightmare on Ed Street[edit]

Ed Marks the Spot[edit]

Revenge of Ed-zilla[edit]

Robot Rebel Ranch[edit]

Ed Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show[edit]

Eddy's Brother: Park don't open 'til noon.
Eddy: I told you he's a whiz at tellin' time!
Eddy's Brother: Pipsqueak?
Eddy: Bro!
Eddy's Brother: Mom and Dad know you're here?
Eddy: As if!
Eddy's Brother: Anyone know you're here?
Eddy: Only these chumps who chased us here!
Eddy's Brother: Just a sec. Aren't those ankle biters from the cul-de-sac?
Eddy: Yeah. And they want to beat me up, all for nothin'.
Kevin: He's lookin at you, Rolf. Later.
Eddy's Brother: All for nothin', huh? Still the trouble makin' Eddy, I see.
Eddy: [awkward laugh] Stop it, bro.
Ed: I smell my fingers after I eat cheese.
Eddy: ...Um, I told the guys you'd put us up. Ed and Double D.
Edd: I have big experie- Uh, whale- uh... [faints]
[Eddy and his brother laugh]
Eddy's Brother: Why's your girlfriend wearing a sock on her head?
Eddy: Girlfriend?
Eddy's Brother: Yeah, sure. I'll help you out.
Eddy: Really? Oh bro! What would I do without you? You are so my hero, bro!
Ed: Happy place, Double D! Happy place!
Jimmy: Isn't it touching, Sarah? It's like a fairy tale come true.
Kevin: Eddy and his two stooges got away with their lives, man. We got burned!
[ripping sound]
Eddy: Bro, don't!
Eddy's Brother: Just for old times' sake, let's play uncle.
Eddy: Uncle?
Eddy's Brother: Wanna crash at my place, don't ya?
Eddy: That's why we came all the way– [his brother twists his leg] Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!
Eddy's Brother: Say what?
Eddy: Uncle, uncle, uncle!
Edd: Oh, my!
Eddy's Brother: [Laughing cruelly] That was good, pipsqueak.
Eddy: Can we go inside now?
Eddy's Brother: Why not? Don't forget to wipe your feet.[repeatedly throws Eddy into the trailer wall]
Nas: Dude, eddy's brother is a real jerk.
Lee: What's he doing to my man?!
Eddy: [badly bruised] Come on, bro. Give it up!
Eddy's Brother: "Give it up"? I thought you wanted to hang with your "hero".
Eddy: I do, bro! I do!
Edd: Mister Eddy's Brother! As the older sibling, don't you think you should rather be setting an example for Eddy, and not, um... belittle him... in front of his... friends?
Eddy's Brother: Belittle? He's always been little! I like you, girlfriend. [hammers Edd into the ground using Eddy] You got spunk.
Marie Kanker and Ed: Double D!
Sarah: What the heck?
Jimmy: Somebody do something!
Rolf: Rolf has had enough of your flat doodle, elder one! Prepare yourself for a merciless thrashing! [pushes Kevin forward]
Kevin: Hey, bro guy! Lay off him, man!
Nazz: Yeah, Mr. Macho Man! [Ed removes a bolt from the door, causing it to fly off his hinges, free Eddy and hit his brother in the face]
Eddy's Brother: Uuhh... uncle...
Edd: Eddy, speak to me! Are you all right?
Eddy: [sniffs] I made it all up, Double D. Everything about my brother was a lie! I just made things up so people would like me, think I was cool, but boy, was I wrong! The scam, my brother, this... When am I gonna learn, Double D?!
Edd: [gently pulls Eddy's hands from his eyes] I think you just have, Eddy.
Kevin: Grab him!
Ed: No! Take me!
Eddy: Okay! I'm sorry! Honest! I didn't mean to hurt you guys! [thrown skywards by the cheering kids while Sarah hugs Ed]
Rolf: Let Rolf rub the pit of victory, Ed-boy!
Nas: I'm so glad you're okay, dude! [hugs and kisses Eddy] You're awesome.
Eddy: I am?
Kevin I gotta admit, pal. That was so choice.
Eddy: It was?!
[the Kankers look over Eddy's brother]
Lee: What a deadbeat this guy turned out to be.
May: He don't look so tough.

Kevin: Say, let's go to my place. Jawbreakers are on me!
Eddy: We did it, Double D! Everyone loves us! We're finally in, baby!
Edd: And it only took 130 episodes, 4 specials and a movie, Eddy!
Ed: Let's sing a song! [the Eds and the kids (except Jonny, who is pounded by the kids) then sing "Friends are There to Help You", with the "second verse" which is the "same as the first"]
Jimmy: [singing] When you stub your toe and it hurts you know…
The Kids (except for Jonny and including the Eds): [singing] ...Friends are there to help you.
When you trip on your face and your teeth are misplaced, friends are there to help you.
When you're flying low and you're giving a show, friends are there to help you.
When you take off your shoe and your feet stink PEE-YEW, friends are there to help you.
Jimmy: Second verse, same as the first! [singing] When you stub your toe and it hurts you know…
The Kids (including Jonny too): [singing] ...Friends are there to help you.
When you trip on your face and your teeth are misplaced, friends are there to help you.
When you're flying low and you're giving a show, friends are there to help you.
When you take off your shoe and your feet stink PEE-YEW, friends are there to help you.

Cast[edit]

External Links[edit]

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