King of the Hill (season 9)

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King of the Hill (1997-2010) was an American animated sitcom that aired on Fox. The show centers around the Hill family, whose head is the ever-responsible, hard-working, loyal, disciplined, and honest Hank Hill.


A Rover Runs Through It [9.1][edit]

Hank Hill: Dang it, I am sick and tired of everyone's asinine ideas about me. I'm not a redneck, and I'm not some Hollywood jerk. I'm something else entirely. I'm... I'm complicated!
Little girl: (as she notices the cattle coming) Look, Mommy! Moo cow!

Death Buys a Timeshare [9.3][edit]

While staying in a time-share condominium in Mexico, Cotton comments on the quality of the bottled water in the room.

Cotton Hill: They got the water what don't give you the hot poops!
Bill Dauterive: (Bill's card has been denied) I've Got other Cards, Do you take Blockbuster

Yard She Blows [9.4][edit]

Hank Hill: Why would anyone do drugs when they can just mow a lawn

Dale to the Chief [9.5][edit]

Bobby is mocking Hank when Hank is mistaken as female on his driver's license

Bobby Hill: Now where did I put my pantyhose?

Dale Gribble: I'm all jacked up on America right now! Anyone want to hear me recite the Constitution?

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