List of Total Drama songs

Songs that have been played on Total Drama.

Theme Song

Seasons 1-4

Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine,

You guys are on my mind

You asked me what I wanted to be

and now I think the answer is plain to see,

I wanna be famous.

I wanna live close to the sun,

Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,

Everything to prove, nothing in my way

I'll get there one day.

Cause, I wanna be famous!

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na! (as can be heard in the background)

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous

(Whistling in tune)

Season 5

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na! (as heard in the background)

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous

(Whistling in tune)

Season 6/Reboot

Hey, What's Up I'm Here To Slay

I Don't Know Why The Rest Even Bother To Stay

I Know The Game And I Brought The Skill

Crushing Player's Dreams Yeah You Know The Drill

I Wanna Be, I Wanna Be, I Wanna Be Famous

Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na! (As Heard In The Background)

(Witsling In Tune)

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Songs of Total Drama Island

Screaming Gophers' travel song

Screaming Gophers: 49 bottles of pop on the wall, 49 bottles of pop. If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 48 bottles of pop on the wall.

Trent's love song

Trent: They say that we've only got summer, and I say that's really a bummer. But we'll swim in the sun and have lots of fun. It'll just be the two of us. Nothing to do but just hang. So let me say only this, stick around, for just one kiss.

Songs of Total Drama Action

Courtney's princess song

Courtney: When I was a little girl, I dreamed of my first kiss. It would come from my perfect prince. And in my dream, it went like this: My prince will be tall and handsome. My prince will be tough as nails. My prince will have lots of money! My prince will tame wild whales. When we kiss, my prince will be you.

Lindsay's butterfly song

no just no

Chris' Name Song

Killer Grimps: Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris. Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris. Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris. CHRIS!

Songs of Total Drama World Tour

Come Fly With Us

Courtney: Up!

Courtney and Izzy: Up!

Courtney, Izzy, and Sierra: Up!

Courtney, Izzy, Lindsay and Sierra: Up!

Harold: Sing!

Cody and Harold: Sing!

Cody, DJ, and Harold: Sing!

Cody, DJ, Harold and Tyler: Sing!

Bridgette, Courtney, Heather, Izzy, LeShawna, Lindsay and Sierra: We're flying.

Alejandro, Cody, DJ, Harold, Noah, and Tyler: And singing.

Everyone (except Duncan, Ezekiel, Gwen, and Owen): We're flying and we're singing!

Sierra: Come fly with us!

Cody and Sierra: Come fly with us!

Izzy: We've got a lot 'o crazy tunes to bust! Haha!

Bridgette: Come fly with us!

Bridgette and Lindsay: Come fly with us!

Alejandro: It's a pleasure, and an honor, and a must.

Duncan: Dudes, this is messed. You're singing in a plane.

Harold: What did you expect? Chris is freaking insane. Ah!

Gwen: Yeah, but guys, you're singing on TV!

Courtney: Haven't you always wanted to? It can't just be me!

DJ: Come fly with us!

DJ and LeShawna: Come fly with us!

Heather: Do you know how to steer this thing!?

Chef Hatchet: I try.

Ezekiel: They thought they could leave me and depart, but this stowaway's got winning in his heart!

Noah: Come fly with us! Come die with us!

Owen: We're flying?! I hate flying! Stop the plane! (gets hit on the head with a frying pan, courtesy of Chris)

Cody, DJ, Heather and Sierra: Come fly with us! Come sing with us!

Gwen and Duncan: No!

Chris McLean: Anyone care for a copy of the season 3 rules? Because in order to escape instant elimination...

Bridgette: All contestants must sing in each show!

Courtney: Duncan, do it! Let's go!

Cody: Gwen, sing it! Don't go!

Gwen: Well, I don't wanna go home. Come fly with us! Come fly with us! Come and fly with us!

Courtney: Duncan, come on! Please?

Duncan: This sucks!

Everyone (except Duncan, Ezekiel and Owen): Yeah!

Rowin' Time

Alejandro: Mm, mmm. Crocodile amigos, what'cha swarmin' for?

Courtney: We don't mean to bug you!

Gwen: Please let us reach the shore!

[camel honks twice]

Lindsay: These crocs are getting killy!

Harold: Just bop 'em on the nose! I learned that in Muskrat Boys, it vanquishes all foes!

Ezekiel: No!

Alejandro: It's rowin' time!

Everyone else: Vanquishin'! Vanquishin'!

Everyone: Crocodile season!

DJ: It's rowin' time!

Everyone else: Crocodiles! Crocodiles!

DJ: Tell me I'm not sinkin'!

Cody: Yeah, it's rowin' time!

Everyone else: Sinkin' in, sinkin' in!

Everyone: Crocodile season!

Alejandro: It's rowin' time!

Everyone else: Rowin' time! Rowin' time!

Sierra: 'Till the Amazons...

Team Amazon: Win! Yeah!

Izzy: Yeah!

Alejandro: Our lives begin to flash before our eyes!

Noah and Owen: We might just go ka-blooey!

Harold and Tyler: Get smushed and become chewy!

Everyone: 'Cept there's tons we wanna do before we die!

LeShawna: Billionairess!

Cody: Billiards champion!

DJ: Make it home to see my momma!

Sierra: Marry Cody!

Bridgette: Catch a barrel!

Lindsay: Be an actress in a drama!

Courtney: Corporate lawyer!

Gwen: Prom destroyer!

Harold: Be a ninja with throwing stars!

Alejandro: Lion tamer!

Owen: New food namer!

Tyler: Repairman for the parallel bars!

Stuck to a Pole

Bridgette: The strings of my heart are in a mess

Courtney, Gwen and Heather: Oooh, mess!

Bridgette: It's beating so hard, it's jumping outta my chest!

Courtney, Gwen and Heather: Oooh, chest!

Bridgette: I tried to fit two men in my soul!

Courtney, Gwen and Heather: Oooh, soul!

Bridgette: I ended up stuck to a pole!

Courtney, Gwen and Heather: She got stuck! Should've ducked! Worst of luck! Stuck, stuck to a pole!

Bridgette: I fell for every little thing that he said!

Courtney, Gwen and Heather: Oooh, said!

Bridgette: And when I closed my eyes, he jumped on a sled!

Courtney, Gwen and Heather: Oooh, sled!

Bridgette: He's moved on, I'm still stuck in this place!

Courtney, Gwen and Heather: Oooh, place!

Bridgette: Would somebody pour some water down my face?!?

Courtney, Gwen and Heather: She got stuck! Should've kicked! Worst of luck! Stuck, stuck to a pole!

Courtney, Gwen, Heather, and Sierra' Peter sucks Peter sucks Peter sucks yeah!

What's Not To Love

Courtney: What's not to love about New York City? The taxis honk out a New York ditty! The crime is high! The pigeons fly! What's not to love about New York?!?

Owen: The lights are brighter! The fun is funner! The bagels are bagel-er, And the bums are bummer! The dirt and grime make every alley shine! What's not to love about New York?!? Oops!

Lindsay: The stores, and the fashion! Big shows where stars cash in! It's crazy, 'cause the city never sleeps!

DJ: Dance break!

Lindsay: For the love of dance, stop!!

Courtney, Gwen, Heather, and Sierra: Subway trains and the hustle-bustle!

Courtney, Gwen, Heather, LeShawna, Lindsay and Sierra: Cappuccinos while the mobsters tussle!

Owen: And pretzel stands for all us pretzel fans!

Noah: Whoa, hot, hot, hot!

Owen: What's not to love...

Lindsay and Owen: What's not to love...

Courtney, Gwen, Heather, Lindsay, Noah, Owen and Sierra: What's not to love... about New York?!?

Baby'

Harold: You might think I know it all and maybe I'm headin' for a fall I'm just that brainiac guy left alone to sit and cry. Honey...I have some questions for you 1st girl...take some time to school me Quench my thirst... for knowledge cause, gosh! I just gotta know...How'd you get so hot?

Justin and Trent: Baby!

Harold: You're so smokin' hot!

Justin and Trent: Baby!

Harold: My physics know-how ain't got a hope of explaining why your butt's so dope

Justin and Trent: Baby, Baby.

Harold: You bend my space time continuum

Justin and Trent: Baby, Baby.

Harold: Then you shake what your mama gave you-em!

Justin and Trent: Baby, Baby.

Harold: I don't even hardly know my name.

Justin and Trent: Baby, Baby. Cause when you walk in the room, nobody lookin' the same!

Trent: Baby!

Justin: Baby!

Harold: Baby! (beat boxes) Gosh! (beat boxes)

Geoff: Uh, you think we might need to get some security out here?

Blaineley: Marry me, Justin! (faints)

Harold: Alright! I demand a scientific investigation to whether you're even from the human nation I swear you're changing my molecular structure with all your sexy ions you make my heart rupture!

I'm Sorry

Bridgette: I'm sorry, so sorry. Sorry like a flower after the first frost. And I'm sorry, like a mitten that's been dropped and feels so lost. Oops, I really messed up. At least I 'fessed up!

Geoff: You didn't 'fess up, you got caught on national TV!

Harold: It's international, Geoff, Total Drama is seen all over the world!

Geoff: Ugh!

Bridgette: But I'm sorry, so sorry. Sorry like a surfer who's busted her board! And I'm sorry like the band when they played a wrong chord...Oops, I really screwed up. I felt some dude up!

Geoff: International TV, huh? In front of all my friends!

Bridgette: But, I'm sorry, so sorry! Geoff, I really think you rule. You're so cute that you make me drool! And if you give me one more chance...I'll do my happy, happy dance!

Geoff: You are pretty cute when you dance... aw, no, no!

Bridgette: Geoff, you're the one for me. And I'm so incredibly, wildly, madly, crazily...Oh, so completely, infinitely, beyond...Sorry.

Eine Kleine

Noah: Keep it down, so I can win the loot!

Owen: Try, I will, but I still got to fart. (loudly) No, toot!

Heather and Noah: Shhhh!

Heather: Toot on, but you're still out of luck. You suck the lemon chuck.

Gwen: Wait till you're voted out for being such a lout!

Courtney: I'll dance a jig when Chris shoves you out the plane!

Alejandro: When you don't hold back and lead the pack, truly there is nothing stopping you, you, you.

LeShawna: Swimming in your eyes, it's butterflies, and suddenly there's nothing I can't do. Sorry, Harold.

Lindsay: Wait, something's itching in my brain! Someone's back in the game! My former flame! And Tyler's your name! You're Tyler just the same! Oh, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler back you came.

Tyler: You remember me? Ha! She remembers me! YES!!

Paris in the Springtime

Sierra: I love Paris in the springtime! Je t'aime Paris in the fall!

Cody: That's great, Sierra! Keep going!

Sierra: It's the city of love in the summer! But now, it's just a bummer! 'Cause...Cody broke my heart and chewed it up and spit it out and then, stepped on it and threw it down a sewer and called it names and then laughed! Oui, my friends! You must never trust a boy! Oui, my friends! They will treat you like a toy! Oui, my friends! They will-! Aww...Break your heart and chew it up and spit it out and step on it and throw it down a sewer and call it names, and then laugh!

Cody: Wait up, Sierra!

Owen: Oui, my friend! You are going to make it through!

Noah: Um, non, my friend. That thing just burned off my shoe.

Sierra: Oui, my friends! All I did was love him true!

Heather: Cody! What are you doing?

Cody: I'm trying!

Sierra: Oui, my friends! Now, I'm stuck telling you...If you fall in love with a boy on TV, and then audition to get on his show, and then audition again, and finally get on his show, and be nice to him and do nothing but kiss-up, you will still Oui, end up in Paris! Oui, feeling disparaisse! And the boy won't even take you outside!

Heather: All she wants to do is go outside?! Do it, Cody!

Sea Shanty Mix

Alejandro: We're heading down to Newfoundland, that rocky eastern shore!

Owen: I'll have the shrimp, mussels, cod, and the lobster thermidor!

Gwen: I can't get a thing to bite, so we better get there first!

Courtney: Row harder, faster, both of you. For the win, work up a thirst! Stroke, stroke, stroke!

Heather: It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy! Yes! Go on, DJ, your turn! (DJ silently shakes his head)

Tyler: Izzy, you're a nut-bar, but you sure can catch a fish!

Izzy: Thanks, there, B'y, you're right kind to my partner, he's Irish. And if you want the next drill, he's all yours!

Cody and Sierra: Trying our best, Courtney, our arms are getting fried!

Gwen: Courtney, do you see?

Courtney: Could it be? Steer hard starboard side!

Heather: It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy!

DJ: No, you can't catch me, with a sea shanty!

Oh My Izzy

no nort at all my izzy is deads

Save This Show

Bridgette: This show you need to save. This show, you gotta tell, this show, that you care.

Geoff: Jamaica, they're trapped down in. Jamaica, they can't even, Ja-party. It's so unfair.

Bridgette: You've gotta help now, we're on the brink.

Geoff: The crew gets fired, if this ship sinks.

Bridgette: So make a difference, in their lives.

Geoff and Bridgette: Give us cash or this show dies!

Bridgette: Saaave this show, Total Drama.

Geoff: Saaave this show, you know you wanna.

Geoff and Bridgette: Save the show that you love!

Bridgette: Saaave this show, Total Drama.

Geoff: Saaave this show, so call the numbah!

Geoff and Bridgette: Save the show with love, and $5,000!

Geoff: Save the show baby, just give it some dough. Give it some love and some dough.

Sisters

LeShawna: You think you got me good, okay, maybe you did, you think you rule the game, I guess. But you don't rule a thing, 'cause baby, you're a squid! Who's gone and made a nasty mess!

Bridgette: Yeah!

LeShawna: You lied right to my face, and messed up my head! And ain't that just the way with men? Not you, Harold. I know just how to do it, oh, brother's goin' down! And won't be gettin' up again!

Geoff: Yes!

LeShawna: Sisters, come together now and take him down! Sisters, come together now and sort him out! Sisters, come together now, make him see what we're all about, whoah-oh! Sisters, come together now, show what's what! Sisters, come together now, help me strut! Sisters, come together now, make him see what we're all about! Oh, revenge!

Changing Guard Mix

Owen: It's creepy how they stand there, and don't even blink! I don't wanna see his bum, all naked and pink!

Noah: Hey buddy, can we bribe you, to strip yourself down?

Owen: Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Fish?

Noah: Don't kill him, you clown!

Courtney: No way, I can't strip him, Duncan will freak!

Heather: And I'm allergic to uniforms.

Gwen: Okay, that's just weak.

Sierra: I made a vow that Cody's the only man for me!

Gwen: Okay, so then I have to do it? Uh, hello!? Injury!? Ow!

Courtney: If we're gonna find that clue...

Heather: There's only 1 thing to do!

Sierra: Force someone to strip him down!

Courtney, Heather, and Sierra: And, sorry, Gwen, that's you!

Gwen: Ow! Oh, wait!

Noah: If we're gonna find that clue...

Owen: There's only one thing to do!

Noah: Force someone to strip him down!

Noah and Owen: And Tyler, dude, that's you!

Gwen: Sierra! Look! It's Cody! And I think he wants to strip!

Sierra: Poor honey! Quick, get out of those things. And that will help, I bet.

Gwen: Yeah, we're gonna find that clue.

Heather: We're doing what Chris proposed!

Courtney: Force someone to strip him down!

Courtney, Heather, and Sierra: Cause if we don't, we're hosed!

Courtney: Totally ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-osed!

Greek Mix

Duncan: I know what you're thinking, I'm thinking it too!

Gwen: I'm not sure what you're thinking, So maybe that's true.

Duncan: I don't know what happened, but I have no regrets.

Gwen: For real? Or because you-know-who doesn't know yet?

Duncan: Oh, it's just between us!

Gwen: Not exactly. Someone made a fuss!

Duncan: they sure weren't meant to see! But that locked door couldn't secure our privacy-y-y-y!

Courtney: He's got such a great voice. I can't make out the lyrics, speak up!

Chris McLean: Shush!

Duncan: Fine! Let's do it! Let's clear the air!

Gwen: Save it for later, look out for that bear!

Duncan: Ahhh! The pain, the pain! Too much to explain!

Gwen: We've gotta stop what we're doing! Cause this is just insane!

Duncan: The boar-bear's got me! And that's seriously lame!

Gwen: Thanks, mister boar bear, I guess I win this game!

Courtney: Nice One, Gwen.

Boyfriend Kisser

Courtney: Boyfriend kisser! I thought she was my friend, But now it's time to diss her! Sure we had some fun times, But I'm not gonna miss her now!

Heather: Boyfriend kisser!

Courtney: You're gonna get what's coming to you if it's the last thing I ever do-oo-oo!

Heather: That's right! That's right!

Courtney and Heather: That's right! That's right!

Courtney: Let's go a little back! We captured Duncan in a sack.

Heather: And had a laugh attack when you stretched me on the rack!

Courtney: All those times you made me smile, You wanted my man all the while!

Sierra: Duh! It was so obvious.

Courtney and Heather: Boyfriend kisser!

Courtney: You're not my new sister! You're a pus-y, gothy, nasty blister! Oh!

Heather: Boyfriend kisser!

Courtney and Heather: You're gonna get what's coming to you!

Courtney: If it's the last thing I ever do-oo-oo!

Shear the Sheep

Heather: Shearing sheep, don't be a creep, it's the only way we'll fly first, peeps. Win the game, don't be so lame, try to lose this and your face I'll maim!

Courtney: Shear the sheep, then, with a smile, make yourself a giant woolly, woolly, woolly pi-ile! You had your chance and you turned him down, so don't be giving me no cranky frowns!

Courtney, Gwen, and Heather: We are shearing sheep! We are shearing sheep! We are shearing sheep! We are shearing sheeeeep!

Sierra: Eeeeee!

Cody: Woah-oo-oo!

Heather: Shearing sheep instead of you, only cause you don't have any, a-tattoos! I'll find a logo, we'll win again, and I'll be here, until the bitter end!

Courtney, Gwen, and Heather: We are shearing sheep! We are shearing sheep! We are shearing...Yeaaahhhhh!

Sierra: Ahhhh!

We Built Gwen's Face

Heather: They're way ahead, so we've got to go!

Courtney: We've got to build something to sail, something we can row-ow!

Sierra: It doesn't have to be a boat!

Courtney and Heather: As long as it stays afloat!

Courtney, Heather, and Sierra: Oh, why did we build Gwen's face?

Alejandro and Duncan: It's almost ready, to set sail!

Duncan: Just hammering in the final nail!

Courtney, Heather, and Sierra: Ohh, ohh, ohh!

Owen: We really did this fast!

Alejandro and Duncan: Soon we'll be back in first class!

Alejandro, Duncan, and Owen: Because they built Gwen's face!

Courtney, Heather, and Sierra: We built Gwen's face!

Alejandro, Duncan, and Owen: We're gonna take first place!

Courtney, Heather, and Sierra: Because we built Gwen's face!

Courtney: Aaaa-eee-yeah-eee-yeah!

Courtney and Heather: We built Gwen's face!

Sierra: Eee-yeah-eee-yeah-eee-yeah-eee-yeah!

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Blainerific

Blaineley: Blain-Blain-Blain-Blain-Blainerific, is my name. Dishing dirt is my game. Invading your TV with my Blainelicious frame!

Owen: Bla-Blainerific! S-s-so terrific!

Blaineley: I'm fa-fa-famous. Famous!

Courtney: This is so against the rules, does Chris think we're a bunch of fools?

Chris McLean: Rules? This ain't no Sunday School! Miss Thang up there's a rating's jewel!

Owen: Bla-Blainerific!

Heather: M-M-Make me si-ick!

Blaineley: I'm fa-fa-famous. Famous! Get me a half fat, no foam latte steamed to a hundred-2, heat! I'm quite specific.

Owen: She's Blainerific!

Duncan: So-so horrific.

Blaineley: I'm fa-fa-fam-

Cody: Who's that girl again?

Blaineley: WHAT?! Who am I? Who am I?! Who are you? I'm the host of the Puppy Bachelorette! I was nominated for a Gemmie Award! I interviewed you for Celebrity Manhunt! It's a fact and scientific, that I'm still Blainerific.

Courtney and Heather: She's not so famous, turns out she's not so famous!

A ⚲ Lesson

(Verse 1)

Chris McLean: A little Chinese lesson, for you. Manman chi means "enjoy your meal."

Everyone (except Courtney and Sierra): Manman chi. It's no raw deal.

Cody: Is it roasted eel?

Chris Mclean: It's Donkey Meat! Local Delicacy.

(Verse 2)

Chris McLean: Manman chi means "bon appétit."

Alejandro, Blaineley, Duncan and Heather: Manman chi. What do we have to eat?

Heather: It's still moving its feet! It's Hundreds And Hundreds Of Disgusting Little Feet!

Chris Mclean: Live Meal-Worms. Local Delicacy

(Verse 3)

Chris McLean: Manman chi. It's dinner for 4.

Duncan, Alejandro and Blaineley: Manman chi. We've got room for more.

Duncan: I think I'm nearly done for.

Chris Mclean: Starfish On A Skewer! Local Delicacy

(Verse 4)

Chris McLean: Manman chi. Don't get the squirts.

Alejandro and Blaineley: Manman chi. We'd rather eat our shirts!

Heather: Wait, stop!

(Final verse)

Alejandro and Blaineley: Manman chi. (off-key) Manman chi-i-i.

Chris McLean: They love to eat on The Yangtze. Manman chi. Manman... Huh?

[Alejandro and Blaineley are gag and vomit and Sierra Wins]

Sierra: Cody's in first class with me and my Love-me tea!

(Courtney Pukes)

i love this song

Wake Up

Heather: Well, it's a beautiful day on the Serengeti. The perfect time to snag a pup. I'll find Zeke and win this dumb game, as soon as my leg wakes up. Ah!

Alejandro: Going alone just makes you look sad and pathetic. Plus, you'll die without a trace.

Heather: Hey!

Duncan: We teamed up and almost had a Zeke. I could see the zits right on his face. Really! We were that close!

Heather: "Almost" gets you nowhere around here. You're a loser duo, and that's all.

Alejandro: "Loser" is what the lion called you, when you couldn't find your balls. Tranq balls, that is. I wonder where they went?

Sierra: I better sing or I get kicked out. (faints) I got something I want to say. Cody? Cody? Cody? I ca- I can't feel my face. Where'd you put it? Cody?! Cody?! Co... (faints)

Heather: Well, it's a beautiful day on the Serengeti. The perfect time to snag a pup. I'll find Zeke and win this dumb game, as soon as my leg wakes up. My leg.

Alejandro: My hand. (gets punched by Duncan)

Duncan: My arm.

Sierra: Ugh, my face.

Alejandro, Duncan, Heather and Sierra: Wake uuuuuuu-uh-uh-uup! Wake uuuuuuuuuuuuup!

Condor

Alejandro: I'm tall, I'm tanned, I'm young, I'm handsome. I've come here to bring back your wee ones...So, hush my sweet, condor. Let me win this one, please. So try, attack me! But, I won protection. I don't feel that pecking. So, save your objections. Hush, now, condor, Let me in the final three. Whoah! Oof! Aw, no! Ah!

Chris: Next!

Cody: I, oh, I-I-I...I've got problems with condors...Problems with condors. Why, oh, why-y-y? Am I not at home? I ponder...Trust me, oh, trust me-e! I'm your best friend, And I'll never eat eggs agai-i-in! My licorice! Oof!

Chris: Good news! You can have another chance later! But first...

Sierra: I'm a mom now, so don't be giving me flak! Cause my first chick just hatched, out of his yolk sa-ack! So, hush, my sweet! Let me into the final three! Cody Jr.! No, not Auntie Heather!

Chris: Heather?

Heather: I...

Sierra: Waaaaah!

Heather: How I-I-I...

Sierra: Oof!

Heather: How I really hate these birdies, and I wanna live to see my thirties. These, these feathered jerks. They're bringing me strife, and "Cody II," I'm not your wife, for the last time! Get a life! Yes! Thanks, my sweet condor, Now I'm in the final three!

This Is How We Will End It

Alejandro: I left...Bridgette stuck to a pole, Robbed LeShawna of her fabulous soul, Made even Courtney lose control, Now, I'm going to leave you......wedged up in a hole. This is how we will end it. This game we have played! This is how we will end it. Your bill must be paid!

Heather: Ooooooh! Shouldn't have mocked you for having to dig. Help me out, and I'll be your human drill-rig.

Alejandro: You think I'm gonna fall for that?! Ain't a tea party......it's combat! This is how we will end it. This game we have played! This is how we will end it. Your bill must be paid!

Heather: Ooooooh! I'm wedged in a hole! This isn't right! If I'm goin' down, make a fair fight! It's beneath you-ou, to abandon a girl in a ditch! Offer me my dignity; I haven't got a stiiiiiiiitch! Please, Alejandro. You and I have been the greatest adversaries this game has ever seen! Is this how you wanna win it -- because I got jammed into a pit by a stupid rock? Is that the victory you want!?

Alejandro: (sadly) I left...Bridgette stuck to a pole. Robbed LeShawna of her fabulous soul. Made even Courtney lose control. But I can't leave you......wedged in a hole. This is not how we'll end it. This game we have played! This is not how we'll end it. But there's a bill to be paid!

Who You Gonna Root For?

Bridgette and Geoff: Who you gonna root for? Who's it gonna be? Is it Heather, Alejandro, or will you pick Cody?

Bridgette: There's Heather, she's an ice queen, but she's been playin' hard!

Geoff: Too bad, everybody hates her. She'd have to pay a bodyguard!

Bridgette and Geoff: Who you gonna root for? Who's it gonna be? Is it Heather, Alejandro, or will you pick Cody?

Harold: (rapping) Ricki-tick-ity, you're gonna hear it from me! The only one winning this is C-O-DY! Pimpin' like a king, sippin' lemonade in the shade! Kickin' it Hawaiian style, gonna take home the cheddar! We're gonna be all smiles! Shawty!

Courtney: Hey! How come he gets to sing?

Geoff: He doesn't! Harold!

Harold: (rapping) Ricki-ticki-ticki-tody, give it up for my man Cody! Harold's in the house spittin' rhymes like a roadie, a roadie!

Courtney: Gwen's a boyfriend stealer!

Harold: (rapping) Ricki-tick, whoa!

Courtney: Duncan's a dead man!

Harold: (rapping) Ricki-tick, oh, no!

Geoff: Cut! Stop the music!

I'm Winning This

Courtney: Rockin' it Hawaii style! Surfing down this magic mile! Hoping I don't get burned by, the lava that's a-flyin'!

Harold: One last chance to prove my might. That's what keeps me up at night! Why else would I volunteer, for something death-defyin'?

Courtney: I'm winning for real!

Harold: Yeah, yeah! I'm winning this deal!

Courtney: Yeah, yeah! I'm a surfing genie!

Harold: Yeah, yeah! I'm winning, you'll see!

Courtney: Yeah, yeah!

Owen: Sure, you're stiff, and don't move much, So what if you can't such and such, You're the queen......of Heather's team! So! Go show them you're a winner!

Courtney: I'm winning for Al!

Chorus: Yeah, yeah!

Courtney: Cause I'm his kind of ga-al.

Chorus: Yeah, yeah!

Harold: Cody needs my mad skills!

Chorus: Yeah, yeah!

Harold: Givin' LeShawna...Some thrills!

(Lava starts shooting from the sky)

Courtney: Ah! Ah! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! D'ah!

Harold: Ow! No fair!

Owen: This is messed up, it's true! Sorry, Blaineley, don't sue!

Harold: Step aside, let me through!

Chorus: Yeah, yeah!

Courtney: I'm still coming for you,

Chorus: Yeah, yeah!

Courtney: Oh, I'm winning this time!

Chorus: Yeah, yeah!

Owen: This is messed up, it's true! Sorry, Blaineley, don't sue!

Harold: Sorry Courtney, it's mine!

Chorus: Yeah, yeah!

Owen: Sorry about my behind.

Chorus: Yeah, yeah!

Courtney, Harold, and Owen: Oh, I'm winning this time! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

I'm Gonna Make It

Alejandro: This show's a train, it's moving fast. You and I weren't meant to last. Voting for me just wasn't right, So look out now, you're in my sights.

Heather: Mr. Fair now, suddenly I have to barf now, excuse me! Don't try to make me feel ashamed. I know you would've done the same.

Alejandro and Heather: I'm gonna make it. You can't stop me now, just you try. Our fortune's waiting It's time for you to say, bye-bye-bye.

Cody: I never thought I'd get this far. Let's face it, I'm no TV star. But now I'm in the final three, unless we get caught in that tree!

Sierra: You're gonna make it. They can't stop you now, let them try. Our fortune's waiting and they can kiss it all bye-bye-bye.

Alejandro and Heather: You are the worst, why must you torment me? It's all a game to you, but not to me.

Alejandro: Heather!

Cody, Heather and Sierra: I'm gonna make it. They can't stop me now, let them try. Our fortune's waiting it's time for you to say, goodbye-bye-bye.

Versus

Alejandro: My ladies, please head straight, That's it, you're doing great! Search through that wood, Tout de suite, Find me some giant feet!

Heather: Come on guys, move it fast! Quick, quick, I won't be last! Grab logs to match his frame, all overbuilt and lame!

Alejandro and Heather: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!) And you can't take it (No!) I'm right here in it (Yeah!) But you just fake it! (Oh!)

Courtney: Is this thigh fat enough?

Alejandro: Uh-huh.

Heather: Hey!

Harold: Gosh, is this neck thick enough? Bam! Now it's evil versus wicked, Heather's cool but Al is sick and all this aggro for the cheddar, she'll put Al here through the shredder!

Alejandro: That's it now, hurry back, I need arms weak and slack, her butt is scrawny and flat, and she ain't all that!

Heather: Get me two knobby knees, and arms like logs of cheese! Bring me a big fat head, move quicker or you're dead!

Alejandro and Heather: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!) And you can't take it (No!) I'm right here in it (Yeah!) But you just fake it! (Oh!)

Courtney: Arms so right, it's ill! Worth one 5th of the mil!

Alejandro: I'll pay you back somehow! Pineapple-head me now!

Alejandro and Heather: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!) And you can't take it (No!) I'm right here in it (Yeah!) But you just fake it! (Oh!)

Alejandro: Cause I just did it!

Songs from Total Drama All-Stars and Pahkitew Island

Ella's goodbye song

Ella: My time on the show is finished and done, but that's not to say I didn't have fuuuun. I'll do my best not to cry. But, now I have to say goodbye.

Chris: No! Knock it off!

Ella: I came on Total Drama and survived it just fine, with only minor damage to the base of my spine. I gave it my best try, but now I have to say goodbye. I'll miss you all from tall to small, and even this little gnome.

Max: Hey!

Ella: So long my prince, you made my heart wince, and now I'm headed home. I broke the rules and now I'm paying the price, and soon will be launched from this cannon device. I'll do my best not to die! 'Cause now I have to say goodbye! [gets blasted off the island]

Juggy Chunks jingle

who likes this song?

Sugar's craptry

i hate this