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Songs that have been played on Total Drama.

Theme Song

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Seasons 1-4

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Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine,
You guys are on my mind
You asked me what I wanted to be
and now I think the answer is plain to see,
I wanna be famous.
I wanna live close to the sun,
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
I'll get there one day.
Cause, I wanna be famous!
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na! (as can be heard in the background)
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
(Whistling in tune)

Season 5-6

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I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na! (as heard in the background)
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
(Whistling in tune)

Season 6-7/Reboot

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Hey what’s up I’m here to slay. Don’t why the rest even bother to stay. I know the game and brought the skill. Crushing players dreams yeah know the drill. I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!

Screaming Gophers' travel song

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Screaming Gophers: 49 bottles of pop on the wall, 49 bottles of pop. If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 48 bottles of pop on the wall.

Trent's love song

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Trent: They say that we've only got summer, and I say that's really a bummer. But we'll swim in the sun and have lots of fun. It'll just be the two of us. Nothing to do but just hang. So let me say only this, stick around, for just one kiss.

Courtney's princess song

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Courtney: When I was a little girl, I dreamed of my first kiss. It would come from my perfect prince. And in my dream, it went like this: My prince will be tall and handsome. My prince will be tough as nails. My prince will have lots of money! My prince will tame wild whales. When we kiss, my prince will be you.

Lindsay's butterfly song

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Ooh, your face! Ooh, in my glands. Oo-oo-oo, It’s you and me! And you and me makes. Weeeeee! You, And me—e-e-e-e, Like butter knifes, We’re free! We’re freeeeee! Would you pls shut up? Oo-oo-oo, Like butter knifes, We’re freeeee! Huh. She’s not playing, is she? You makes me weeee!

Chris' Name Song

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Killer Grimps: Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris. Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris. Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris. CHRIS!

Come Fly With Us

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Courtney: Up!
Courtney and Izzy: Up!
Courtney, Izzy, and Sierra: Up!
Courtney, Izzy, Lindsay and Sierra: Up!
Harold: Sing!
Cody and Harold: Sing!
Cody, DJ, and Harold: Sing!
Cody, DJ, Harold and Tyler: Sing!
Bridgette, Courtney, Heather, Izzy, LeShawna, Lindsay and Sierra: We're flying.
Alejandro, Cody, DJ, Harold, Noah, and Tyler: And singing.
Everyone (except Duncan, Ezekiel, Gwen, and Owen): We're flying and we're singing!
Sierra: Come fly with us!
Cody and Sierra: Come fly with us!
Izzy: We've got a lot 'o crazy tunes to bust! Haha!
Bridgette: Come fly with us!
Bridgette and Lindsay: Come fly with us!
Alejandro: It's a pleasure, and an honor, and a must.
Duncan: Dudes, this is messed. You're singing in a plane.
Harold: What did you expect? Chris is freaking insane. Ah!
Gwen: Yeah, but guys, you're singing on TV!
Courtney: Haven't you always wanted to? It can't just be me!
DJ: Come fly with us!
DJ and LeShawna: Come fly with us!
Heather: Do you know how to steer this thing!?
Chef Hatchet: I try.
Ezekiel: They thought they could leave me and depart, but this stowaway's got winning in his heart!
Noah: Come fly with us! Come die with us!
Owen: We're flying?! I hate flying! Stop the plane! (gets hit on the head with a frying pan, courtesy of Chris)
Cody, DJ, Heather and Sierra: Come fly with us! Come sing with us!
Gwen and Duncan: No!
Chris McLean: Anyone care for a copy of the season 3 rules? Because in order to escape instant elimination...
Bridgette: All contestants must sing in each show!
Courtney: Duncan, do it! Let's go!
Cody: Gwen, sing it! Don't go!
Gwen: Well, I don't wanna go home. Come fly with us! Come fly with us! Come and fly with us!
Courtney: Duncan, come on! Please?
Duncan: This sucks!
Everyone (except Duncan, Ezekiel and Owen): Yeah!

Rowin' Time

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Stuck to a Pole

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What's Not To Love

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Courtney: What's not to love about New York City? The taxis honk out a New York ditty! The crime is high! The pigeons fly! What's not to love about New York?!?
Owen: The lights are brighter! The fun is funner! The bagels are bagel-er, And the bums are bummer! The dirt and grime make every alley shine! What's not to love about New York?!? Oops!
Lindsay: The stores, and the fashion! Big shows where stars cash in! It's crazy, 'cause the city never sleeps!
DJ: Dance break!
Lindsay: For the love of dance, stop!!
Courtney, Gwen, Heather, and Sierra: Subway trains and the hustle-bustle!
Courtney, Gwen, Heather, LeShawna, Lindsay and Sierra: Cappuccinos while the mobsters tussle!
Owen: And pretzel stands for all us pretzel fans!
Noah: Whoa, hot, hot, hot!
Owen: What's not to love...
Lindsay and Owen: What's not to love...
Courtney, Gwen, Heather, Lindsay, Noah, Owen and Sierra: What's not to love... about New York?!?

I'm Sorry

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Eine Kleine

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Noah: Keep it down, so I can win the loot!
Owen: Try, I will, but I still got to fart. (loudly) No, toot!
Heather and Noah: Shhhh!
Heather: Toot on, but you're still out of luck. You suck the lemon chuck.
Gwen: Wait till you're voted out for being such a lout!
Courtney: I'll dance a jig when Chris shoves you out the plane!
Alejandro: When you don't hold back and lead the pack, truly there is nothing stopping you, you, you.
LeShawna: Swimming in your eyes, it's butterflies, and suddenly there's nothing I can't do. Sorry, Harold.
Lindsay: Wait, something's itching in my brain! Someone's back in the game! My former flame! And Tyler's your name! You're Tyler just the same! Oh, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler back you came.
Tyler: You remember me? Ha! She remembers me! YES!!

Dancing the Polka

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Sierra: One, two, three, slap my knee,
a husband to feed his name’s Cody.
Four, Five, Six, pick up sticks

My heart couldn’t fix without my Cody kin’s

Paris in the Springtime

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Sea Shanty Mix

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Alejandro: We're heading down to Newfoundland, that rocky eastern shore!
Owen: I'll have the shrimp, mussels, cod, and the lobster thermidor!
Gwen: I can't get a thing to bite, so we better get there first!
Courtney: Row harder, faster, both of you. For the win, work up a thirst! Stroke, stroke, stroke!
Heather: It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy! Yes! Go on, DJ, your turn! (DJ silently shakes his head)
Tyler: Izzy, you're a nut-bar, but you sure can catch a fish!
Izzy: Thanks, there, B'y, you're right kind to my partner, he's Irish. And if you want the next drill, he's all yours!
Cody and Sierra: Trying our best, Courtney, our arms are getting fried!
Gwen: Courtney, do you see?
Courtney: Could it be? Steer hard starboard side!
Heather: It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy!
DJ: No, you can't catch me, with a sea shanty!

Oh My Izzy

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Owen: I miss the way Izzy said hello By hoofing me in the kiwis... I miss the daytime, when Izzy moved so slow Gwen: Oh oh. Owen: Cause other times she'd get freaky... Oh, Izzy... Oh, Izzy... I, I miss you so... Oh, my Izzy... My little Izzy... Why'd I ever let you go? Gwen: Actually, she kinda dumped you. Owen: I miss her smile and the way she liked to bite on my arm, when there was trouble— Which was all the time. (laughs) Oh, I miss the way, she'd always say goodnight. Gwen: Oh oh. Owen: And boot me in the kiwis double... Ouch. Oh, Izzy... Oh, Izzy... I, I miss you so... Oh, my Izzy... My little Izzy... Why'd I ever let you go? Why'd I ever let you go...

Save This Show

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Bridgette: This show you need to save. This show, you gotta tell, this show, that you care.
Geoff: Jamaica, they're trapped down in. Jamaica, they can't even, Ja-party. It's so unfair.
Bridgette: You've gotta help now, we're on the brink.
Geoff: The crew gets fired, if this ship sinks.
Bridgette: So make a difference, in their lives.
Geoff and Bridgette: Give us cash or this show dies!
Bridgette: Saaave this show, Total Drama.
Geoff: Saaave this show, you know you wanna.
Geoff and Bridgette: Save the show that you love!
Bridgette: Saaave this show, Total Drama.
Geoff: Saaave this show, so call the numbah!
Geoff and Bridgette: Save the show with love, and $5,000!
Geoff: Save the show baby, just give it some dough. Give it some love and some dough.

Sisters

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foot

Changing Guard Mix

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Owen: It's creepy how they stand there, and don't even blink! I don't wanna see his bum, all naked and pink!
Noah: Hey buddy, can we bribe you, to strip yourself down?
Owen: Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Fish?
Noah: Don't kill him, you clown!
Courtney: No way, I can't strip him, Duncan will freak!
Heather: And I'm allergic to uniforms.
Gwen: Okay, that's just weak.
Sierra: I made a vow that Cody's the only man for me!
Gwen: Okay, so then I have to do it? Uh, hello!? Injury!? Ow!
Courtney: If we're gonna find that clue...
Heather: There's only 1 thing to do!
Sierra: Force someone to strip him down!
Courtney, Heather, and Sierra: And, sorry, Gwen, that's you!
Gwen: Ow! Oh, wait!
Noah: If we're gonna find that clue...
Owen: There's only one thing to do!
Noah: Force someone to strip him down!
Noah and Owen: And Tyler, dude, that's you!
Gwen: Sierra! Look! It's Cody! And I think he wants to strip!
Sierra: Poor honey! Quick, get out of those things. And that will help, I bet.
Gwen: Yeah, we're gonna find that clue.
Heather: We're doing what Chris proposed!
Courtney: Force someone to strip him down!
Courtney, Heather, and Sierra: Cause if we don't, we're hosed!
Courtney: Totally ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-osed!

Greek Mix

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Duncan: I know what you're thinking

Boyfriend Kisser

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Courtney: Boyfriend kisser! I thought she was my friend, But now it's time to diss her! Sure we had some fun times, But I'm not gonna miss her now!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're gonna get what's coming to you if it's the last thing I ever do-oo-oo!
Heather: That's right! That's right!
Courtney and Heather: That's right! That's right!
Courtney: Let's go a little back! We captured Duncan in a sack.
Heather: And had a laugh attack when you stretched me on the rack!
Courtney: All those times you made me smile, You wanted my man all the while!
Sierra: Duh! It was so obvious.
Courtney and Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're not my new sister! You're a pus-y, gothy, nasty blister! Oh!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney and Heather: You're gonna get what's coming to you!
Courtney: If it's the last thing I ever do-oo-oo!

Shear the Sheep

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We Built Gwen's Face

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Heather: They're way ahead, so we've got to go!
Courtney: We've got to build something to sail, something we can row-ow!
Sierra: It doesn't have to be a boat!
Courtney and Heather: As long as it stays afloat!
Courtney, Heather, and Sierra: Oh, why did we build Gwen's face?
Alejandro and Duncan: It's almost ready, to set sail!
Duncan: Just hammering in the final nail!
Courtney, Heather, and Sierra: Ohh, ohh, ohh!
Owen: We really did this fast!
Alejandro and Duncan: Soon we'll be back in first class!
Alejandro, Duncan, and Owen: Because they built Gwen's face!
Courtney, Heather, and Sierra: We built Gwen's face!
Alejandro, Duncan, and Owen: We're gonna take first place!
Courtney, Heather, and Sierra: Because we built Gwen's face!
Courtney: Aaaa-eee-yeah-eee-yeah!
Courtney and Heather: We built Gwen's face!
Sierra: Eee-yeah-eee-yeah-eee-yeah-eee-yeah!

Her Real Name Isn’t Blaineley

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Blainerific

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Blaineley: Blain-Blain-Blain-Blain-Blainerific, is my name. Dishing dirt is my game. Invading your TV with my Blainelicious frame!
Owen: Bla-Blainerific! S-s-so terrific!
Blaineley: I'm fa-fa-famous. Famous!
Courtney: This is so against the rules, does Chris think we're a bunch of fools?
Chris McLean: Rules? This ain't no Sunday School! Miss Thang up there's a rating's jewel!
Owen: Bla-Blainerific!
Heather: M-M-Make me si-ick!
Blaineley: I'm fa-fa-famous. Famous! Get me a half fat, no foam latte steamed to a hundred-2, heat! I'm quite specific.
Owen: She's Blainerific!
Duncan: So-so horrific.
Blaineley: I'm fa-fa-fam-
Cody: Who's that girl again?
Blaineley: WHAT?! Who am I? Who am I?! Who are you? I'm the host of the Puppy Bachelorette! I was nominated for a Gemmie Award! I interviewed you for Celebrity Manhunt! It's a fact and scientific, that I'm still Blainerific.
Courtney and Heather: She's not so famous, turns out she's not so famous!

A ⚲ Lesson

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(Verse 1)
Charli Damelio: A little Chinese lesson, for you. Manman chi means "enjoy your meal."
Everyone (except Courtney and Sierra): Manman chi. It's no raw deal.
Cody: Is it roasted eel?
Charli Damelio: It's Donkey Meat! Local Delicacy.
(Verse 2)
Charlie Damelio: Manman chi means "bon appétit."
Addison, Charli, Dixie, Avani: Manman chi. What do we have to eat?
Dixie: It's still moving its feet! It's Hundreds And Hundreds Of Disgusting Little Feet!
Charli: Live Meal-Worms. Local Delicacy
(Verse 3)
Chris McLean: Manman chi. It's dinner for 4.
Duncan, Alejandro and Blaineley: Manman chi. We've got room for more.
Duncan: I think I'm nearly done for.
Chris Mclean: Starfish On A Skewer! Local Delicacy
(Verse 4)
Chris McLean: Manman chi. Don't get the squirts.
Alejandro and Blaineley: Manman chi. We'd rather eat our shirts!
Heather: Wait, stop!
(Final verse)
Alejandro and Blaineley: Manman chi. (off-key) Manman chi-i-i.
Chris McLean: They love to eat on The Yangtze. Manman chi. Manman... Huh?
[Alejandro and Blaineley are gag and vomit and Sierra Wins]
Sierra: Cody's in first class with me and my Love-me tea!
(Courtney Pukes)

i love this song

Wake Up

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Heather: Well, it's a beautiful day on the Serengeti. The perfect time to snag a pup. I'll find Zeke and win this dumb game, as soon as my leg wakes up. Ah!
Alejandro: Going alone just makes you look sad and pathetic. Plus, you'll die without a trace.
Heather: Hey!
Duncan: We teamed up and almost had a Zeke. I could see the zits right on his face. Really! We were that close!
Heather: "Almost" gets you nowhere around here. You're a loser duo, and that's all.
Alejandro: "Loser" is what the lion called you, when you couldn't find your balls. Tranq balls, that is. I wonder where they went?
Sierra: I better sing or I get kicked out. (faints) I got something I want to say. Cody? Cody? Cody? I ca- I can't feel my face. Where'd you put it? Cody?! Cody?! Co... (faints)
Heather: Well, it's a beautiful day on the Serengeti. The perfect time to snag a pup. I'll find Zeke and win this dumb game, as soon as my leg wakes up. My leg.
Alejandro: My hand. (gets punched by Duncan)
Duncan: My arm.
Sierra: Ugh, my face.
Alejandro, Duncan, Heather and Sierra: Wake uuuuuuu-uh-uh-uup! Wake uuuuuuuuuuuuup!

Condor

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Alejandro: I'm tall, I'm tanned, I'm young, I'm handsome. I've come here to bring back your wee ones...So, hush my sweet, condor. Let me win this one, please. So try, attack me! But, I won protection. I don't feel that pecking. So, save your objections. Hush, now, condor, Let me in the final three. Whoah! Oof! Aw, no! Ah!
Chris: Next!
Cody: I, oh, I-I-I...I've got problems with condors...Problems with condors. Why, oh, why-y-y? Am I not at home? I ponder...Trust me, oh, trust me-e! I'm your best friend, And I'll never eat eggs agai-i-in! My licorice! Oof!
Chris: Good news! You can have another chance later! But first...
Sierra: I'm a mom now, so don't be giving me flak! Cause my first chick just hatched, out of his yolk sa-ack! So, hush, my sweet! Let me into the final three! Cody Jr.! No, not Auntie Heather!
Chris: Heather?
Heather: I...
Sierra: Waaaaah!
Heather: How I-I-I...
Sierra: Oof!
Heather: How I really hate these birdies, and I wanna live to see my thirties. These, these feathered jerks. They're bringing me strife, and "Cody II," I'm not your wife, for the last time! Get a life! Yes! Thanks, my sweet condor, Now I'm in the final three!

This Is How We Will End It

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Alejandro: I left...Bridgette stuck to a pole, Robbed LeShawna of her fabulous soul, Made even Courtney lose control, Now, I'm going to leave you......wedged up in a hole. This is how we will end it. This game we have played! This is how we will end it. Your bill must be paid!
Heather: Ooooooh! Shouldn't have mocked you for having to dig. Help me out, and I'll be your human drill-rig.
Alejandro: You think I'm gonna fall for that?! Ain't a tea party......it's combat! This is how we will end it. This game we have played! This is how we will end it. Your bill must be paid!
Heather: Ooooooh! I'm wedged in a hole! This isn't right! If I'm goin' down, make a fair fight! It's beneath you-ou, to abandon a girl in a ditch! Offer me my dignity; I haven't got a stiiiiiiiitch! Please, Alejandro. You and I have been the greatest adversaries this game has ever seen! Is this how you wanna win it -- because I got jammed into a pit by a stupid rock? Is that the victory you want!?
Alejandro: (sadly) I left...Bridgette stuck to a pole. Robbed LeShawna of her fabulous soul. Made even Courtney lose control. But I can't leave you......wedged in a hole. This is not how we'll end it. This game we have played! This is not how we'll end it. But there's a bill to be paid!

Who You Gonna Root For?

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Bridgette and Geoff: Who you gonna root for? Who's it gonna be? Is it Heather, Alejandro, or will you pick Cody?
Bridgette: There's Heather, she's an ice queen, but she's been playin' hard!
Geoff: Too bad, everybody hates her. She'd have to pay a bodyguard!
Bridgette and Geoff: Who you gonna root for? Who's it gonna be? Is it Heather, Alejandro, or will you pick Cody?
Harold: (rapping) Ricki-tick-ity, you're gonna hear it from me! The only one winning this is C-O-DY! Pimpin' like a king, sippin' lemonade in the shade! Kickin' it Hawaiian style, gonna take home the cheddar! We're gonna be all smiles! Shawty!
Courtney: Hey! How come he gets to sing?
Geoff: He doesn't! Harold!
Harold: (rapping) Ricki-ticki-ticki-tody, give it up for my man Cody! Harold's in the house spittin' rhymes like a roadie, a roadie!
Courtney: Gwen's a boyfriend stealer!
Harold: (rapping) Ricki-tick, whoa!
Courtney: Duncan's a dead man!
Harold: (rapping) Ricki-tick, oh, no!
Geoff: Cut! Stop the music!

I'm Winning This

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Courtney: Rockin' it Hawaii style! Surfing down this magic mile! Hoping I don't get burned by, the lava that's a-flyin'!
Harold: One last chance to prove my might. That's what keeps me up at night! Why else would I volunteer, for something death-defyin'?
Courtney: I'm winning for real!
Harold: Yeah, yeah! I'm winning this deal!
Courtney: Yeah, yeah! I'm a surfing genie!
Harold: Yeah, yeah! I'm winning, you'll see!
Courtney: Yeah, yeah!
Owen: Sure, you're stiff, and don't move much, So what if you can't such and such, You're the queen......of Heather's team! So! Go show them you're a winner!
Courtney: I'm winning for Al!
Chorus: Yeah, yeah!
Courtney: Cause I'm his kind of ga-al.
Chorus: Yeah, yeah!
Harold: Cody needs my mad skills!
Chorus: Yeah, yeah!
Harold: Givin' LeShawna...Some thrills!
(Lava starts shooting from the sky)
Courtney: Ah! Ah! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! D'ah!
Harold: Ow! No fair!
Owen: This is messed up, it's true! Sorry, Blaineley, don't sue!
Harold: Step aside, let me through!
Chorus: Yeah, yeah!
Courtney: I'm still coming for you,
Chorus: Yeah, yeah!
Courtney: Oh, I'm winning this time!
Chorus: Yeah, yeah!
Owen: This is messed up, it's true! Sorry, Blaineley, don't sue!
Harold: Sorry Courtney, it's mine!
Chorus: Yeah, yeah!
Owen: Sorry about my behind.
Chorus: Yeah, yeah!
Courtney, Harold, and Owen: Oh, I'm winning this time! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

I'm Gonna Make It

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Alejandro: This show's a train, it's moving fast. You and I weren't meant to last. Voting for me just wasn't right, So look out now, you're in my sights.
Heather: Mr. Fair now, suddenly I have to barf now, excuse me! Don't try to make me feel ashamed. I know you would've done the same.
Alejandro and Heather: I'm gonna make it. You can't stop me now, just you try. Our fortune's waiting It's time for you to say, bye-bye-bye.
Cody: I never thought I'd get this far. Let's face it, I'm no TV star. But now I'm in the final three, unless we get caught in that tree!
Sierra: You're gonna make it. They can't stop you now, let them try. Our fortune's waiting and they can kiss it all bye-bye-bye.
Alejandro and Heather: You are the worst, why must you torment me? It's all a game to you, but not to me.
Alejandro: Heather!
Cody, Heather and Sierra: I'm gonna make it. They can't stop me now, let them try. Our fortune's waiting it's time for you to say, goodbye-bye-bye.

Versus

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Alejandro: My ladies, please head straight, That's it, you're doing great! Search through that wood, Tout de suite, Find me some giant feet!
Heather: Come on guys, move it fast! Quick, quick, I won't be last! Grab logs to match his frame, all overbuilt and lame!
Alejandro and Heather: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!) And you can't take it (No!) I'm right here in it (Yeah!) But you just fake it! (Oh!)
Courtney: Is this thigh fat enough?
Alejandro: Uh-huh.
Heather: Hey!
Harold: Gosh, is this neck thick enough? Bam! Now it's evil versus wicked, Heather's cool but Al is sick and all this aggro for the cheddar, she'll put Al here through the shredder!
Alejandro: That's it now, hurry back, I need arms weak and slack, her butt is scrawny and flat, and she ain't all that!
Heather: Get me two knobby knees, and arms like logs of cheese! Bring me a big fat head, move quicker or you're dead!
Alejandro and Heather: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!) And you can't take it (No!) I'm right here in it (Yeah!) But you just fake it! (Oh!)
Courtney: Arms so right, it's ill! Worth one 5th of the mil!
Alejandro: I'll pay you back somehow! Pineapple-head me now!
Alejandro and Heather: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!) And you can't take it (No!) I'm right here in it (Yeah!) But you just fake it! (Oh!)
Alejandro: Cause I just did it!

Hit the Ground

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Ella: [gets a tambourine] I’m falling on a sunny, sunny, day. Hit the ground, I just may!

Getting a Pig

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Ella: Hey there, little girl or fella! If you came over here it’ll be mighty sweater!

Ella's goodbye song

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Sugar: Okay, I’ll try!
Ella: At least now, I am free to sing whenever I want, which is always.
Chris: What the! I didn’t care a musical bit!
Ella: My time on the show is finished and done, but that's not to say I didn't have fuuuun. I'll do my best not to cry. But, now I have to say goodbye.
Chris: No! Knock it off!
Ella: I came on Total Drama and survived it just fine, with only minor damage to the base of my spine. I gave it my best try, but now I have to say goodbye. I'll miss you all from tall to small, and even this little gnome.
Max: Hey!
Ella: So long my prince, you made my heart wince, and now I'm headed home. I broke the rules and now I'm paying the price, and soon will be launched from this cannon device. I'll do my best not to die! 'Cause now I have to say goodbye! [gets blasted off the island]
Chris: And that’s enough of that:

Juggy Chunks jingle

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Sugar: What's made of horse meat, smells like skunk?

Comes in a jug, it's Juggy Chunks! How's your dinner? Mine's just fine! 'Cause I love the taste of brine. Juggy Chunks, the perfect meal for any celebration. Please ignore the warning from the Food and Drug Administration. Yummy!

Sugar's craptry

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'Sugar: Sugar Silo! I'm wicked sweet, I tap it when I rap it with a tasty beat! I don't like milk from a Jersey cow! I'm the queen of Craptry, you all should bow! Sugar Hollaaa! Sugar Silo go, dosey doe! Sugar Silo here 'til you win the dough! Sugar Hollaaaaa! Like a talking horse, the truth I speak! I'll take out Miss Olympic and the zombie freak! Am I tripping? No way, I'm being for real! I'm gonna win this million dollar deal!

Sugar Hollaaaaaaaaa!