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Seasons: 1: Island 2: Action 3: World Tour 4: Revenge of the Island 5: All-Stars and Pahkitew Island | Main | Spin-offs: The Ridonculous Race / DramaRama

Total Drama is a Canadian animated comedy television series which is an homage to and parody of common conventions from reality television. The show and its sequel seasons are collectively referred to as the Total Drama series.

Seasons[edit]

1: Island
2: Action
3: World Tour
4: Revenge of the Island
5: All-Stars and Pahkitew Island

Cast[edit]

Main

Contestants

Deleted Scenes[edit]

The Sand Witch Project (ft. Gumball, Anais, Mac, Bloo, Cartman, Stan, Panty, Stocking, Mordecai, Junior, Cody, 1Smash18)[edit]


Justin: You guys gotta let me be the killer! The mask offers good protection for my beautiful face!
Anais: [Correctly Impressed] I guess that could be okay.
Izzy: [Lindsay raised a finger to speak, but Izzy interrupted her] Okay, I am such a way better scarcer, My own dog is terrified of me, okay?
Owen: But you're cute as a bug in a rug! [Izzy looks at him in disgusted]
Gumball: Dude, little tip: You're only picking Izzy as our serial killer for stupidity.
Bloo: [To Gumball] Just give it a chance, Just this once?
Mac: I think I'll have to go with Gumball on this one, Bloo, Sorry.
Lindsay: Hey, you guys? Um, Beth?
Justin: Later, Lindsay, I wanna be the killer, okay? And that's it.
Cartman: No way..
Panty: [To Justin] Yeah, and your beautiful face are the size of dinner plates. and fierce, and oh, God, are they sensitive!
Stocking: Of course girls who freak out over Justin's beautiful face. I say titters because his face is so beautiful, that actually make me laugh.
Panty: Ah. It's cool. Your tits keep you from looking like a girl. I get it. Then you won't feel like you're hooking up with a pedophile.
Izzy: [To Panty And Stocking] But look at my scary face! [she made a face, that is more silly than scary]
Stocking: [To Izzy, And gets it now] I do not understand how I can ever be related to you, You're nothing but a crazy, hoe-bagging nutjob!
Panty: Remember that time when I told you to become a killer? You gotta be the killer with that inner fucking peace!
Owen: [To Izzy] D'aw, that's not scary, that's adorable. [Izzy turns around, and hisses at him] This is a scary face.
Lindsay: BETH IS GOING TO BE OUR SERIAL KILLER AND THAT IS THAT!
Stan: [Growls Loudly And Then He Violently Begins To Shout At Her] I DON'T CARE!!!!! DAMN IT, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME IN PEACE????!!!!!!!!!!! [Wrap sound, Stan opens his eyes, only to see everyone on his team are understandably and incredibly pissed off at him for all of the hurtful things he said, proceeding them to beat him up, it became silent, but for the next 10 seconds] I'm Dead Aren't I?
Izzy: LET'S GET HIM!!!!
Stan: no..No..NO...NO! [in lighting fast, they aggressively begin to beat him up mercilessly as the screen fades to black] AAAAGH!!! GET OFF OF ME YOU BUNCH OF MONSTERS!!!!!!
Gumball: So?
Anais: It looks like your face to face turned into more of a... face to fist...
Gumball: What the... What?!
Lindsay: [confessional] Can I just tell you that fel-
Stan: [Suddenly Snaps And He Launches Into An Rage Outburst] YOU KNOW WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [With A lot Of Rage, Stan Violently Throw A Huge Rock At Lindsay, Smashing Her To The Sky, Screaming In The Process, Earthy Crust starts playing]
Mordecai: OH REALLY STAN!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW!?!?!?!?!
Stan: [Yells Back At Mordecai] YEAH REALLY!!!!!!!!
[Stan's Behavior Got Worse, And As Of A Huge Result, This Challenge Erupted Into A Violence Argument Of Fury, While Gumball And Anais Watches Them In True Horror]
Mordecai: YOU'VE KILLED YOUR OWN TEAMMATE YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!
Stan: [Becoming Very Angry] STOCKING IS GONNA BE THE FUCKING SERIAL KILLER!!!!!! LOOK I DON'T CARE!!!! [Points at Beth angrily] BETH IS STUPID ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!! [That Was It, It Was At This Moment Where Lindsay's Patience Went Completely Dry]
Lindsay: [Finally Fed Up With Stan's Rudeness and Jerkass] AAAARRGHHHHHH!!!!!! [runs at Stan and pins him hard against studio 9] BETH IS GOING TO BE THE KILLER! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! YOU'D BETTER GET ALL OF THAT HURTFUL THING'S THROUGH YOUR RUDE HEAD!!!! SHE IS GOING TO BE OUR SERIAL KILLER, AND IF YOU KEEP BEING SUCH A JERK I SWEAR THE GOD....I'LL SMASH YOUR FUCKING TEETH IN!!!!!!!
Stan: [He Violently Loses It, Talking In Cartman's Voice] FUCK YOU LINDSIOT!!!!!! [releases a furious fist, knocking Lindsay to the ground]
Cartman: FIGHT!!! [Stan begins to bruise her up violently, Mordecai punches Stan in the face, leads them into a full blown fight, everyone gather round to watch, Half of them are cheering them on, the other half stay quiet, Wendy cries and hides her face with her notebook, terrified at Stan's Violent Outburst]
Cody: Hoh-Woah, School Fight!
Junior: Yeah, Stan Marsh! You Beat Her Up, And You Keep Fighting Him!
1Smash18: Oh You Got The Best Of Both Worlds Right There! Except There Attacking Each Other! [Eats Some Popcorn]
Anais: I guess logic of reason just went down the drain.

[The Next Day Before DJ got booted off and Stan being disqualified for his violent outburst, Bloo alongside with Mac are talking to a group of the team Screaming Gaffers: Haorld, Heather, Duncan & Leshawna]
Bloo: ...It was completely crazy! Lindsay shouts that Beth would be the killer and that is final, But then out of nowhere...Stan suddenly snaps and smashed her into the sky with a huge rock and grows increasingly uncooperative into the completion of accepting Beth as a killer and insulting her saying "Beth is stupid anyway!", so Lindsay begins to yell at Stan, slams his head into studio 9, and threatens him that she will SMASH his teeth in if he keeps being such a jerk and Stan just started WHALING on her, And started to tear her limb from limb!
Leshawna: Smells kinda funny to me.
Bloo: [Being Serious] I'm telling you! Stan just bruise Lindsay up, and beat the shit out of Mordecai, and then he got disqualified as of a result!
Haorld: Stan did that? that was very harsh.
Heather: Are you being serious?
Mac: He is being serious!
Bloo: We need to avenge Stan right now! Or else at some point, The Killer Grips might start suspecting something's up!

Masters of Disasters (ft. Panty and Stocking)[edit]


Izzy: How’s Owen doing?
Chris: Oh, Owen’s fine. A little broken jaw, but it’s all wired shut now. Shouldn’t take more than four to six weeks to heal.
Beth: Oh no! It’s that bad?
Chris: I mean, he’s doing fine.
Panty: [To Everyone] Well, I hope you've all learned something from all of this.
Lindsay: Wait, What?!
Panty: [To Izzy] If you would of climb or just told Owen to duck like you were supposed to, NONE of this would of happened! [In responses, Izzy punches Panty in the face, and everyone cries out in shock, Stocking & Lindsay hold Izzy back while Beth & Justin hold Panty back]
Chris: Izzy, what are you doing?!
Izzy: What is your problem, Panty?! This has nothing to do with us losing the challenge! He just won for our team!
Panty: And look where it got him! [points to the Ambulance] Your fatass friend over there is just only gonna make us lose again!
Izzy: [laughs harshly] Yeah right, taken from the harmless jerk named Panty about friends, since you've got so many of them!
Panty: [Folds her arms] I have friends.
Izzy: No you don't! Everyone only hangs out with you because you're new! Owen only won the challenge for us, He doesn't deserve to have a broken jaw because of it!
Brief: Hey, Panty? How's it going and all that your father here was kind enough to show me the way to your room through his bedroom he is a very affectionate large man.
Garterbelt: Now, don't forget I am single and look's for some Mingle's Angel.

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