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Total Drama Island is the first season of Total Drama.

Episodes[edit]

Not So Happy Campers [1.01-1.02][edit]

Part 1[edit]

Chris: [first lines] Yo! We're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario, I'm your host, Chris McLean, dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television, right now! [moves to Dock of Shame] Here's the deal, twenty-two campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other, then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward, or watch one of their team members walk down the Dock of Shame, take a ride on the loser boat, ha ha, and leave Total Drama Island, for good! [moves to campfire pit] Their fate will be decided here, at the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week, all, but one camper will receive... a marshmallow. [takes a bite of one marshmallow] In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune, which let's face it: they'll probably blow in a week. To survive, they'll have to battle... Black flies... [flies buzzing] Grizzly bears, [grizzly bear roars] Disgusting camp food!
Grub on Plate: Hey now.
Chris: And, each other! Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of camera situated all over the camp. Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here right now on... TOTAL... DRAMA... ISLAND!

Chris: [after the show's theme song] Welcome back to Total Drama Island. All right, It's time to meet our first 11 campers. We told them they'd all be staying at a five star resort, so if they seem a little T.O.ed, that's probably why.

[The twenty two campers gathered round for a group picture.]
Chris: Okay. One...two...thr- Oop! Okay, forgot the lens cap! Okay, hold that pose... one...t- Oh, wait. Card's full! Hang on...
LeShawna: C'mon, man! My face is startin' to freeze!
Chris: Okay! Okay, everyone say 'Wawanakwa!'
Campers: Wawanakwa! [the dock gave way underneath them] Aaah!

Part 2[edit]

Leshawna: [after Heather refuses to jump] Oh, you're doing it!
Heather: Says who?!
Leshawna: Says me! I'm not losing this challenge cause you got your hair did, you spoiled little daddy's girl!
Heather: Back off, ghetto-glamor, too-tight-pants-wearing, rap-star wannabe!
Leshawna: Mall-shopping, ponytail-wearing, teen girl-reading, peeking in high school prom queen!
Heather: Well, at least I'm popular.
[Gwen looks shocked, Noah looks amused, Cody looks scared, Justin pulls out his mirror and admires himself]
Leshawna: You're jumping!
Heather: Make me! [Leshawna grabs Heather and throws her down] AAAAAAAAAH! [lands in the safe zone] Leshawna, you are so dead!
Leshawna: Hey! I threw you into the safe zone, didn't I? [to herself] Now I just hope I can hit it, too. [jumps] AAAAAAAAAH! [lands in the safe zone, right next to Heather]

[first elimination of the series; Ezekiel got eliminated because his sexist comments against women angered the female members of his team.]
Chris: [after Ezekiel got eliminated] Can't say I'm shocked. I saw you picking your nose, dude. Not cool. Dock of shame is that way, bro. The rest of you, enjoy your marshmallows. You're all safe for tonight.

The Big Sleep [1.03][edit]

[Chris blows the airhorn which wakes everybody up.]
LeShawna: Oww! It’s seven in the morning! Do I look like a farmer to you?!

Duncan: Oh gross it works. Dude peed his pants!

Eva: [growls] Where is my MP3 player!? One of you must have stolen it I need my music! No one is going anywhere until I get my MP3 player back.
Courtney: OK, whoever took it better give it up now before she destroys the whole camp.
Heather: Hey, guys. Wow, this place is a real mess.
Courtney: Someone stole Eva's MP3 player.
Heather: You don't mean this, do you? I was wondering who it belong to. I found it by the campfire pit, you must have dropped it.
Eva: Oh, thank you! Thank you, thank you!
Heather: Sure thing.

[Eva got eliminated because she had her temper after Heather stole her MP3 Player, and believed that somebody on her team had taken it.]
Eva: [sarcastically] Nice, really nice. Who needs this stupid TV show anyway?! [kicks Chris in the knee]
Chris: [clutching his leg] OW! Have a good night sleep tonight. You're all safe.

Dodgebrawl [1.04][edit]

Duncan: Wake me up, and it'll be last thing you do.

Heather: Bring it on, fishies. Otherwise, winning three in a row just won't be as satisfying.
Tyler: Oh, you’re going down! We’re gonna bring the dinner to the table and then we’re gonna eat it!
Chris: Both teams ready? Best of five games wins. Now, let's dodge some balls!

Harold: Time to unleash my wicked skills.
Leshawna: Yeah? Then bring it, string bean! Let's see what you got!

Harold: We can do this! We just have to believe in ourselves!
Courtney: Oh, I believe. I believe you SUCK/STINK!
Tyler: Yeah. You throw like a girl.
[Geoff laughs]
Courtney: You should talk.
Tyler: It was a warm-up throw. Look, I can dominate this game. Just give all the balls to me.
Courtney: Fine, just try to aim for the other side, okay?

Chris: [after Owen hardly throws the ball at Geoff, hitting him in the face] Owww! That one's worth an instant replay. [footage plays Geoff getting hit in the face repeatedly] Forward. Okay, rewind. Forward. Rewind. Forward. Rewind, forward. [laughs] Rewind. And pause. Ho-ho. That's gonna leave a mark.
Leshawna: Ooh! He dropped it like it was hot!

Duncan: [wakes up, grunts, and snaps the stick in half] You better have a really good reason for sticking this up my nose!
Courtney: Look. We are down two-nothing. I can appreciate that you need a little nap time. But we need your help.
Duncan: Oh, and why should I help you, darling?
Courtney: Because I can personally guarantee you that if we lose this game, you'll be he one going home. Darling.

Courtney: Where were you?
Tyler: Nowhere!
Courtney: You were with that blonde Gopher girl, weren't you?
Tyler: No! Maybe. So?
Courtney: So she could've been getting you to spill all of our weaknesses to her!

Chris: The Killer Bass win!
Owen: [horrified shock] It’s impossible! [falls on his knees, crying in defeat] WHYYYY?!?
Duncan: Nice dodge, skater nerd.
Chris: Gophers, what happened?
Noah: What can I say? Weak effort. [the other gophers glare angrily at him]
Gwen: [annoyed] Oh, shut it, Noah. [walks off, fuming]
Heather: You know, for once, I agree with her. [walks off as well]
[the female gophers including Cody get up from the bleachers and leave]
Noah: Touchy. What? [the boys glare at him] I'll tell you, the team spirit is severely lacking lately.

[Noah got eliminated because he refused to participate in the dodgeball game, and ticked off his teammates by being overly sarcastic]
Noah: [after he got voted off by his fellow teammates] What, are you kidding me?! [Lindsay receives the final marshmallow] All right, see if I care. Good luck, because you just voted out the only one with brains on this team. [the members of the Screaming Gophers start pelting him with marshmallows]
Leshawna: You need to learn a little thing called respect, turkey!
[the other gophers cheer]
Noah: Whatever. I'm outta here. [leaves to the Dock of Shame]

Not Quite Famous [1.05][edit]

Owen: CANNONBALL!!!
Gwen: Ugh! I hate this place!

Lindsay: [yelling at Bridgette after she lands on Tyler's arms] Hey, puke on your own boyfriend!

Heather: Originally, I was going to dance for you, but instead I want to celebrate team spirit with a collaboration. [Pulls out Gwen's diary, which she stole]
Gwen: [whispering to self] She wouldn't! [winces in fear]
Heather: With words by Gwen, performance by me, enjoy. [clears throat] "Okay. So, I'm trying to ignore him, but he's just so cute. If they had custom-ordered a guy to be a distraction for me here, it would have been McHottie. [Lindsay gasps; Cody points to himself, smiles, and nods, believing the words are about him] We just totally connect. He's pretty much the only person I can relate to here and I know it's a cliche, but I love guys who play guitar." [Gwen watches in horror as her diary is being read to the whole world]
Cody: Wait... I don't play guitar. [Camera pans over to a guitar-holding Trent, who Cody makes eye contact with in a confused manner]
[Gwen nervously scooches to the right and runs off.]
Heather: [closes Gwen's diary] Thank you.
Courtney: That was so mean.
Bridgette: Seriously.

[Heather convinced her alliance, Owen and Izzy to vote Justin off, as opposed to her]
Chris: [after Justin got eliminated] Time to catch the boat of losers, bruh.
Heather: Later bruh.

Gwen: [confessional] If that evil little cow thinks she is getting away with this, she has another thing coming. [walks up to the Bass' cabin, knocks on the boy's side and Harold answers] Did you say you brought a red ant farm with you?
Harold: Yes.
[Moments later, Heather runs out of the cabin, screaming with red ants crawling all over her and she trips and falls on the ground]
Gwen: [smiling with satisfaction about getting back at Heather for reading her diary] Sweet dreams, everyone. [chuckles]

The Sucky Outdoors [1.06][edit]

Katie: Well, at least I know how do to drive, you… you have-to-walk girl. Now who’s smarter?
Sadie: Trip to the beach last year ring a bell?
Katie: Oh, I can’t believe you’re bringing that up. I did have a totally fetch bikini on that day, though. Ha.
Sadie: You drove my mom’s car into a snack shack!
Katie: It was totally in my blind spot! Whatever. If it wasn’t for me, you’d be riding the bus to the mall!
[Two squirrels watch the girls argue on a tree branch]
Sadie: Well, if it weren’t for me, you wouldn’t be able to find your way to the mall!
Katie: Oh, I know my way to the mall!
Sadie: You leaned on me! [purple squirrel mimics her] If it wasn’t for me, you wouldn’t even be on this show!
Katie: [gasps; blue squirrel mimics her] You’re just saying that because I’m prettier than you are!
[The two squirrels start laughing]
Sadie: [gasps] I knew you thought that!
Katie: It’s true. Everybody thinks so.

[Bear growls]
Trent: so what do we do now?
Heather: Don’t look at me.
Gwen: It was your idea to climb the trees.
Heather: Well, why don’t you ask the bear hunting expert? Hey Owen, what now?
Owen: How should I know?
LeShawna: Dude, you said you killed a bear!
Owen: I was being theatrical!
Heather: This is all your fault! If you hadn’t been growling like that, we never would’ve attracted him to our site!
Owen: Excuse me for living! [cries and he bonking on a tree for 3 times]
Trent: Hey, hey, hey. Ease up on the guy. He did bring us all that fish.
Heather: Hey! Lay off our fish!
Lindsay: [pants] It’s probably already eaten, Izzy!
Heather: Then it shouldn’t be hungry anymore! [Gwen gasped] What? This is survival of the fittest. She should’ve just peed in her pants like Cody. [Cody looks down in shame]
[Branches snapping, LeShawna screams]
[Bear growls]
[Heather and Trent gasped]
Owen: Dear Abby, she’s going to die!
[Bear growls]
LeShawna: [after she grunts] Eh, nice bear. [screams] Somebody help me!
Heather: LeShawna, get up!
Trent: Run, look out!
Gwen: Don’t move!
Izzy: [Inside the bear costume, laughs] Hey, are you okay?
LeShawna: Uh, did that bear just ask me a question?
[Gwen and Heather gasped]
Owen: Oh my goodness, I did not see that coming!
Lindsay': Okay, I’m so confused right now.
Gwen: What are you, some kind of weirdo?
Izzy: I thought it would be funny! [laughs]

[Katie got eliminated after she and Sadie had gotten lost and showed up too late at camp to save their team]
Sadie: I miss you already!
Katie: [sobs] I miss you more!
Sadie: No, I miss you more!
Katie: No way, I totally miss you more!
Sadie: I miss you infinitely more, bye!

Phobia Factor [1.07][edit]

DJ: [gasps] SNAKE!
Cody: Chill, dude. It’s just a gummy worm.
DJ: Sorry for trippin’. Snakes just freak me out.
Tyler: I feel you. Chickens give me the creeps, dude.
Gwen: You’re afraid of chickens?
Duncan: [chuckles] Wow, that’s… That’s really lame, man.
Gwen: [Confessional] So suddenly, everyone’s having this big share-fest by the fire. Like Beth went on and on about how her mortal fear is being covered by bugs, Harold’s afraid of ninjas, even Heather admitted she’s afraid of sumo wrestlers. [end of confessional] What’s my worst fear? I guess being buried alive.
Lindsay: Walking through a minefield. In heels.
Owen: Flying, man. That’s some crazy stuff.
Izzy: Hah. I would never go up in a plane. Never!
Geoff: I’m scared of hail. It’s small but deadly, dude.
Bridgette: Being left alone in the woods.
Sadie: [sniffling] Bad haircuts.
Lindsay: Oh, okay. I change mine! That’s so much scarier than a minefield!
Cody: Having to defuse a time bomb under pressure.

[Tyler got eliminated because his phobia of chickens was seen as a nuisance and his inability to conquer them contributed to his team's loss]
Chris: [as Tyler leaves] Looks like a new pecking order has been established here.

Up the Creek [1.08][edit]

Cody: I think I know why you keep shooting me down. It's because of Trent, isn't it? [Gwen looks at him] Look, I'm pretty tight with Trent, and I was definitely sensing an "I'm into Gwen" vibe from him. [Gwen stares at him] I'll put in a good word for him, if you will.
Gwen: [surprised] Wow. That's really cool of you.
Cody: Aw, well.
Gwen: If you can get us in the same boat back, I'll so owe you one.
Cody: Interesting that you would say that. See, I'm in a bit of trouble myself.
Gwen: [looking uneasy] What do you mean?
Cody: Well, I kind of bet Owen that if I got you [wiggles fingers] bra, he'd do all my dishes for the rest of the competition. [Gwen, irritated, hits him in the groin with her paddle again] HA, OW! Ha... right... asking too much. Got it.

[Izzy eliminated herself from the game because the RCMP arrived to arrest her]
RCMP Officer: [from a helicopter] Izzy! We know you are down there! You are under arrest! [a searchlight tries to spot Izzy]
Leshawna: You mean all that trash you were talkin' was true?
Izzy: No, just the RCMP part. See ya! [goes psycho while the helicopter's searchlight immediately focuses on her] You'll never get me ALIVE!!!!!!!! [laughs hysterically and runs off with the RCMP in hot pursuit]

Paintball Deer Hunter [1.09][edit]

[Beth stood up to Heather and ends their alliance together.]
Heather: What took you so long?
Beth: Here. I hope you know what I had to go through to get those.
Heather: [snags the bag out of Beth's hands] There’s like... eleven chips left. [sniffs] And they’re barbecue! Go exchange them for dill pickle.
Beth: No.
Heather: What did you just say?
Cody: I’m just gonna… yeah.
Heather: Take it back.
Beth: [inhales deeply] No.
Heather: Take... it... back.
Beth: No, I’m tired of being your slave. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a challenge to complete.

Heather: I am giving you one last chance.
Beth: Why? Because you know you can’t win without your little alliance?
Heather: I can make your life MISERABLE here!
Beth: You already do, Miss Come-Put-Lotion-On-My-Nasty-Alligator-Skin! What do I have to lose?!

Courtney: Why do you smell worse than usual?
Duncan: It’s Owen’s stink. It’s following me around like my juvenile record.
Courtney: Well, I’m heading back. This stupid game must be almost over by now.
Duncan: You’re going the wrong way.
Courtney: Excuse me? I was a CIT, remember? I have a natural sense of direction. Camp is this way.
Duncan: No. It’s that way.
[They bump into each other, getting their antlers stuck]
Courtney: Very funny. Now let me go!
Duncan: Hey princess, this isn’t my idea of fun either.
Courtney: Great, Duncan.
Duncan: [confessional] Sure, we could’ve taken those lame-o antler hats off, but Miss Counselor-in-Training would probably go blab to Chris and have us disqualified. And hey, I kinda liked it.
Courtney: Now what?!
Duncan: You wanna make out?

Owen: [laughs] Duncan, you sly dog, you!
Duncan: The girl can’t keep her antlers off me. [Courtney kicks him in the groin; in a pain-pitched voice] Can’t even bend over.

[Cody got eliminated because he was in a full body cast after being mauled by a bear and his team thought he wasn't useful, so Beth wheeled him to the Dock of Shame]
Beth: I know, I can't believe I stood up to her, either! [Cody mumbles more; Beth cannot understand, however] Don't worry about me. I'll be fine! And... I still have my good luck charm! [shows Cody the tiki idol] See? I found it on Boney Island last week. Cool, huh? Goodbye Cody! Take care! [Beth kisses Cody on the cheek, and he falls off the dock and his wheelchair sinks]

If You Can't Take The Heat... [1.10][edit]

Heather: Gwen, Lindsay, you’re both on the citrus macadamia upside down cake flambé.
Lindsay: Know how to make an upside down flamer thingy?
[Owen bumps into Heather, drops some oranges, slips on them and squashes them all]
Heather: Go back to the truck and get more oranges.
Owen: I'm on it! [leaves to the truck]
Heather: Trent, you and Owen are both on ribs. Leshawna and Beth, you’re both on pineapple skewers and mango dip.
Leshawna: Girl, let me handle the appetizers. I know how to make a pineapple chutney that will knock the socks off the devil.
Heather: Oh, really? Well, that’s so great! But since I’m head chef, we’re gonna stick to my plan. And my plan is pineapples with sticks through them. Got it?

Courtney: Careful your big paws don’t mash the pastry.
Duncan: Careful your uptight butt doesn’t curdle the custard.
Courtney: Oh, ha-ha-ha.

Heather: These slices are totally uneven. Switch places with Leshawna.
Leshawna: What are you talking about? They look fine to me.
Heather: Um, I didn’t get to be head chef because of poor presentation.
Leshawna: No, you got to be head chef because you called it. And who do you think you’re fooling with this crispy-white-apron power trip you’re on?!
Heather: Are you gonna be a team player or not?!
Leshawna: Ooh, I’m a team player, a'ight, but I’m also allergic to pineapples!
Heather: Just get slicing now! Thanks, guys.
Leshawna: [grumbling] Ooh, two-faced, bossy little… [gets pineapple allergy rash on her arms and groans annoyingly] Yo, what do you recommend I do about this?
Heather: Yo, I recommend you scratch after we win. Get back to work.

Heather: [looks at her reflection on a frying pan, seeing her eyebrows got burned off; screams] My eyebrows! Owen!
Owen: Is it finally lunchtime?
Heather: No! Go get my makeup bag from the cabin!
Owen: But, the bees…
Heather: [holds the frying pan in front of him, threatening to hit him with it] NOW!
Leshawna: Excuse me, I need a bathroom break.
Heather: Well, evidently, I need new eyebrows. But we don’t always get what we want, do we?! Ugh! It’s like I’m on a team of morons/losers!
Leshawna: [confessional] Oh, that is it. Someone’s gotta teach this girl a little respect.

Chris: What the heck is this?!
Lindsay: It’s Heather’s recipe. [gasps in horrified realization] Oh my gosh! She’s still in the fridge! [quickly runs into the kitchen to get Heather out]
Leshawna: What? Girl was making everyone trip.
Chris: Oh, I hear that.
Owen: [gasps as Heather is out of the fridge] OH, THE HORROR!
[Heather is out of the fridge with her whole skin light blue]
Heather: [enraged and shivering] You guys are s-s-s-so dead!

[Beth got eliminated because Heather exposed her for taking a cursed tiki idol from Boney Island, causing her team to blame her for their losses]
Heather: [talks to Beth about her elimination] You heard him. Boat of Losers. That away. Not really was silly of you to take that doll from the island.

Who Can You Trust? [1.11][edit]

[Heather is wrapped in a blanket after getting locked in the fridge from the previous episode and sneezes]
Gwen: Need a little echinacea?
Heather: Ha, you’re so funny. You think that you can just lock me up in a freezer and get away with it? I am gonna make you sorry that you ever met me.
Gwen: Too late.
Heather: You are such a… a… a… [sneezes] Ugh I hate this place!

Trent: I thought you said you passed biology.
Lindsay: I said I took biology. [Trent throws up] Eww!
Chris: It’s cool! Just give him 24 hours and he’ll be walking and breathing again in no time!
Geoff: Uh. Is anyone gonna help this guy?

Courtney: [after unknowingly sees Duncan stuff another mug in this shirt] I saw that! How could you just steal a mug?
Duncan: ‘Cause it’s cool looking and I don’t have one. Hm. Didn’t have one, that is.
Courtney: But you might get kicked off!
Duncan: Awww, and here I thought you didn’t care about me.
Courtney: We’re one player short and I don’t wanna lose because you feel like going all criminal on us.
Duncan: Pfft, whatever. You dig me.
Courtney: Ugh! Why do I even bother?!

Gwen: [confessional, satisfied about Heather falling into jellyfish-invested waters] Sometimes, The universe just gives you a freebie!

[Courtney convinced her teammates to vote Sadie off after she continued shooting crab apples at the former even though they lost the challenge.]
Sadie: [after she got eliminated] You know what? That’s fine with me, you… marshmallow eating freaks! [runs off crying loudly]

Basic Straining [1.12][edit]

[Courtney got eliminated because of Harold got back at Duncan for his pranking by rigging the votes to eliminate his love interest]
Courtney: This is impossible! I demand a recount!
Duncan: Aw, seriously dude. I know for a fact there were three of us that didn’t vote her off!
[Chef pushes Geoff and DJ on to the ground]
Courtney: [being carried by the arms] I do not concede! I do not concede!
Duncan: Aw, man. This sucks!
Courtney: I was your only hope. I was a counselor-in-training! Let go of me! [Chef and Chris throw her in the boat of losers] You are going to hear from my attorney.
Duncan: Courtney, wait! I made this for you! [throws a wooden skull]
Courtney: [catching the skull] Duncan! [looks at the skull] Okay, this is really weird and creepy, but I love it! I’ll never forget you!

[Harold rigged the votes to eliminate Courtney, in order to get revenge on Duncan, for bullying him.]
Harold: [confessional] You guys think you’re so funny. Let’s see how you like it when someone messes with your love life.

X-Treme Torture [1.13][edit]

Chef Hatchet: Sweet mother of- Woah!

Heather: [confessional] I couldn’t let that little dork-wad win. So I decided to "cut" him loose. [turns around to Harold and takes a knife out of her pocket] Game over, Gumby!

Gwen: So we ruled out Owen and DJ.
Bridgette: I know! So who could it be?
Leshawna: Who could what be?
Chris: Another note from your secret admirer Leshawna?
Gwen and Bridgette: [speechless] Leshawna's the crush girl?
Leshawna: You two know someone else here with a booty as luscious as an apple?
Gwen: But who wrote it?

[Harold got eliminated because he bailed in the skiing challenge when he was distracted by Heather's bare chest]
Chris: Bridgette and DJ! You’re safe. [gives Bridgette and DJ marshmallows, then, gets out a megaphone] Geoff! You’re safe!
[Geoff was up in a tree, due to landing in a pile of smelly socks in the second challenge, Chris tosses a marshmallow to Geoff]
Geoff: Muchos Luchos, Compadre!
Chris: Okay, that leaves Harold, who bailed big for unknown reasons.
Harold: [Confessional] Boobies.
Chris: And Duncan who bailed even bigger because Lindsay left his circling the drain in a shameless–
Duncan: [grabs Chris' shirt by the collar; angrily through gritted teeth] The chick was determined.
Chris: [hands him the last marshmallow] Which is why you’re safe. Harold, sorry dude. You’re done like dinner. [he eliminated Harold because he bailed in the skiing challenge when he was distracted by Heather's bare chest.]

Geoff: Wait a sec. So, Harold saw your boobies/chest?
Owen: Can we see?
Leshawna: Heck no. Wait a minute. Who’s boobies/chest did you see?! [hears Heather sighing in relief as she comes out of the shower, angrily walking towards her] Uh-uh. Uh-uh-uh-uh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Oh, see now, you messed with the wrong sister!
Heather: Oh please. It was a total fluke. You think I’d actually show that dweeb my boobs on purpose? [Leshawna angrily gets into her face and starts running from her as she screams] Uh… Ah!
Leshawna: Get back here!
Gwen: Well, that’s settled. Night.
Bridgette: Night.

Brunch of Disgustingness [1.14][edit]

LeShawna: Nobody’s leaving until I find out who ate my pudding pockets!
Heather: I ate them. So what?
LeShawna: Whoa! Pump the brakes a minute! You’re “so what”ing me? That’s my food. No one touches my food!
Heather: Whatever, deal with it. It serves you right for leaving your junk everywhere, especially that. [points to a purple bra hanging on the bed] That is bugging me.
LeShawna: Yeah, it’d bug me too if I didn’t have anything in the front or in the back to shake.
Heather: Yeah? Well, you’ve got so much junk in your trunk, your jeans should come with a trash compactor!
LeShawna: Ooh! You want a piece of this?
Bridgette: Uh-oh.

Heather: What’s mine is yours. Nail polish, scrunchies, earrings, just help yourself.
Lindsay: Wow.
Bridgette: Thanks, Heather, but um, I like to keep it natural.
Heather: Like my mom always says, a lady can always use a little boost in the looks department.
LeShawna: And my momma told me ain’t nothin’ free in this world. Watch what you take from this girl, Bridgette.
Heather: Mind your own business!
LeShawna: We’re a team and we gotta live in the same cabin, so this is all of our business.
Bridgette: Yeah! We’re a team. We should be using this as an opportunity to get to know each other better.
Heather: You want to play that way? Fine. Be on their side! [tapes a line in the middle] This is my side, and that’s your side! [Confessional] Okay, I probably could’ve played that better. But Leshawna seriously creases me.
LeShawna: Huh, yeah that’s right. You keep putting down that tape. And if you cross it, I’ll smack you down!
Heather: You can choose the weird girls if you want, but just so you know, once you do, you’re like, not allowed on our side. Right, Lindsay?
Lindsay: Hmph.
Bridgette: [Confessional] I thought we were supposed to be a team. You know, “united together in solidarity” or something. Let’s build bridges, not walls!
Heather: Take your pick. [Bridgette crosses Leshawna and Gwen's side] You just dug your own grave.
Bridgette: Let’s try to get along, okay? Otherwise, the guys are going to cream us, don’t you get it? Tough room.

Chris: The score now stands at one for the girls and zero for the guys! And now, the next course in... the Brunch of Disgustingness! You guys like pizza?
Owen: I could eat pizza any time with anything on it!
Chris: Anything? How about live grasshopper pizza with tangy jellyfish sauce and live anchovies?
Lindsay: Ew, I hate anchovies!
LeShawna: Ugh. Mm-mm. That is straight up nasty. I ain’t eatin’ that.
Heather: Oh, yes you are. I am not missing out on an indoor heated pool just because you can’t keep down a few... [notices a grasshopper on her finger and screams] Grasshoppers. Okay, I can’t do this.
Gwen: [grabs Heather by the arm] I’m digesting a bull’s precious cajones? You're gonna eat.
Heather: Fine. Can I get a little parmesan on this? [Chef shakes his head no, and she takes a bite] Delicious.

Lindsay: [whimpers] There is no way I’m eating that! It’s not even food!
Bridgette: Lindsay! Lindsay! Let’s try a little yogic meditation, okay? First, get into lotus position.
Lindsay: Ohm… ohm… ohm… [noms]
LeShawna: Now that’s what I’m talking about, teamwork! Slide me some fingers!

Chris: Owen wins!
[DJ, Duncan, Geoff, and Trent cheer]
[Leshawna groans]
Heather: Leshawna, you are completely useless!
LeShawna: Oh, uh-oh, something’s coming up. [puking]
[DJ pukes]
[Trent pukes]
Chef: Grr… [retches]
[Chris retches]
[Duncan and Geoff puke]
Chris: The guys are the big winners today. And the girls go their separate ways. Two definitive cliques have been cemented. For now. What shocking surprises are in store for our campers next week as they head for the big merge? Tune in on Total…Drama…Island.

No Pain, No Game [1.15][edit]

[Izzy also returns to the game.]
Chris: [through loudspeaker] Also returning to camp, it's Izzy!
Girls: Oh no!
[Izzy let out a yell as she swung on a vine and landed next to the other campers]
Izzy: Hey guys, It's good to be back camp! even though I never actually left the island, I've been living in the woods all this time!
Gwen: I thought the R.C.M.P hunted you down.
Izzy: they tried, but being wilderness survivor I was swift-footed and avoided capture. [She brought out a raw fish and took a bit out of it] Once I was safe among my animal brethren, it was just me against the harsh elements.
Leshawna: You call this "harsh"? It's been warm and sunny all week.
Izzy: Not where I was, but luckily I was able to take refuge in a beaver dam. Yeah, I've befriended the family of beavers who lived there and together we forged for nuts and berries. [She scratched herself like a dog using her leg] Boy, I could get use of bag of nachos right now. [cackles, then howls like a wolf] So, what's new with you guys?

LeShawna: [confessional, after she stood up to Bridgette, when she was threatened by Eva] That girl is getting on my last nerve!

Chris: [after Geoff failed to stay in the barrel of leaches for a full 10 seconds] Ooh. Close shave, Geoff! Nine and nine one-hundred thousandths of a millionth... whatever! It's not ten. You’re out! You can return to your new seat.

Chris: LeShawna wins, so Eva is out!
Eva: [shocked and furious upon hearing this] What?! No way!
Chris: Way! She won the challenge, invincibility and the grand prize!

[Eva had her second elimination when her temper get the better of her again, and she specifically threatened Bridgette.]
Chris: Got some dirt in there, huh. But, in the end! It was still six votes against Eva, so adios!
Eva: What?! This isn't the end of me! You better watch your backs! I'm not done! I'll get my revenge! [cuts to her on the Boat of Losers, wearing a straitjacket]

Search and Do Not Destroy [1.16][edit]

Heather: [Confessional] That’s just too much! Everyone knows that boyfriend-girlfriend is just another way to say “alliance”. And my alliance is gonna be the only alliance on this island!

Heather: Okay, listen up. We’ve gotta break up Trent and Gwen. Here’s the plan. Lindsay, I need you to g...What happened to you?
Lindsay: Izzy tried to help. Bees stinging. Terror. Lost keys.
[snake hisses]
Heather: Uh, yeah. Now here’s the plan. First, I need you to write a letter to Gwen.

LeShawna: What’s up, girl?
Gwen: [sobs] How’d you get all scratched up like that?
LeShawna: You should see the crocodiles. What about you? What’s up?
Gwen: Well, you see...what happened was...
LeShawna: [running out of cabin, angry] Heather is SO off this island!

[Trent got eliminated because Gwen told LeShawna that Heather kissed him. LeShawna told everybody to vote him or Heather off. Since Heather won invincibility, they voted off Trent instead.]
Chris: [to Trent] Sorry dude, you're out. [Trent gasps]
Leshawna: That's right! Take your two timing ways back to where you came from.
Trent: What?! But I thought I was getting so well with everybody!
Heather: I guess you were wrong.
Gwen: [gasps to Heather] You don't even care, do you?!
Heather: Hey, just playing the game.
Trent: [to Gwen] Why should you care? You think I'm a cliché.
Gwen: Where you get that from?
Trent: Her. [points to Heather]
Gwen: [rolls eyes] You know, after all this, I still didn't vote you off.
Trent: Then how did I get the boot?
LeShawna: My bad! I told everyone that you were two-timing and messin' around with Gwen and to give you the boot if Heather won the challenge.

Trent: [to Gwen] I want you to be tough and fight to the end, for both of us. I'll be watching and cheering for you back home.
[Gwen smiles, they lean in to kiss, but Chris butts in]
Chris: Trent, you have an appointment at the Dock of Shame and a ticket for the Boat of Losers! Let's go.

Hide and Be Sneaky [1.17][edit]

Lindsay: I am so glad they included Grape-tastic Pop in your reward last night, Heather. It's totally my favorite and its the only thing I've really been craving on the island.
Heather: I cannot believe that LeShawna shredded my clothes. She is so gonna pay for this.
Lindsay: Well, you did steal Gwen's boyfriend. That's pretty major.
Heather: Shut up! [Lindsay gasps and grabs the drink and spit it out] How can you drink this sugar water?
[Lindsay gasped]
Lindsay: [Confessional] Heather is my best friend on the island. I mean, sure, she steals my food and borrows my clothes and calls me names, but that's what BFF's are for. Best female friends!
Heather: [Confessional] Who cares about friends? In this world, there are shepherds and there are sheep. And Lindsay is a major sheep. [imitates sheep noises]
Lindsay: [Confessional] I think she really respects me and my strategical ideas.
Heather: [Confessional] I've got flip-flops with more brains than her. But hey, she's useful right now, so I'll keep her close. And when I don't need her anymore, I'll dump her.

Lindsay: The entire viewing world who?

Lindsay: [Confessional; Questions how nice Heather actually is] Okay, that was a limited edition. I'll never be able to get that nail polish back! I'm starting to think that maybe Heather isn't such a nice person after all!

[Bridgette got eliminated because of The guys' alliance targeted her and voted her off because she was likable and good at sports]
Chris: Ok, that was a shocker. Even I'm shocked, and I knew the answer.

That's Off the Chain [1.18][edit]

[After Heather crossed the finish line and gained immunity]
Chris: That’s not exactly true. Heather is safe because her bike crossed the line first, but since Duncan and Owen wiped out and didn’t complete the race… they technically didn’t cross the line at all. Which makes you the last one to cross the line. Which means it’s Dock of Shame time, baby.
Lindsay: Okay, I’m so confused.
Heather: It means I can’t save you unless I give you my invincibility. But I can’t do that. Too risky. You understand.
Lindsay: But I won. I even built your bike.
Heather: [after she laughs nervously] I don’t know what she’s talking about. You should just leave with your dignity intact. It will make you seem much more cuter in the instant replays.
[Gwen gasped in shock]
Lindsay: But we were going to the final three together.
Heather: Guess we’re not.
Lindsay: Aren’t you even sad? We’re BFF's.
Heather:: Yeah, for the contest. I mean, it’s not like we’re gonna be best friends for life or anything. [Lindsay gasped]
Lindsay: [Confessional] I can’t believe she said that! [Confessional off] I can’t believe you just said that! But we pinkie swore! You mean, I’ve been helping you all this time and you didn’t even like me?
Heather: Uh, truth? Not really, no. [Lindsay gasped] What? We’re not here to make friends, we’re here to become celebrities, remember?
Duncan: Ooh, that’s cold, brah.
Heather: [scoffs] Oh, like you’re such a team player. All you do is go around scaring the crap out of everyone.
Duncan: At least I’m straight with people!
Heather: Whatever. I have invincibility. No one can touch me.
Gwen: This week.
Lindsay: You really are mean! And all that bad stuff people say about you is true! Like how you're a two-faced, backstabbing, lying little [gives Heather the finger, very long bleep] I always told them they were wrong. I stood up for you, because I thought we were BFF's! But they're right! You really are a two-faced, backstabbing, lying little [very long bleep] And guess what? I don't wanna be BFF's anymore! I'd rather spend the day staring at Owen's butt than shopping with you! And P.S, your shoes are tacky!
[Competitors laughing]
Gwen: You tell her!
[Owen laughs and Common loon laughs]
Heather: Oh. Go jump in the piranha pool!

[Lindsay got eliminated and thanks to Heather, she crossed the finish line second, but since Owen and Duncan couldn't make it to the finish line, due to their bikes being destroyed, by a technicality, she was the last to cross the finish line]
Lindsay: Thanks for all your support, Greta. I love you, Laquisha.
LeShawna: Take care, girlfriend. If it makes you feel better, we would’ve kept you on.
Lindsay: Really? Thanks. Kick Heather’s butt for me.
LeShawna: My pleasure.
Lindsay: Bye guys! See you at the finale! Aww, I think I’m gonna miss you the most.
Owen: [cries in loudly] Me too! Bye!
Lindsay: Good luck, Heather. I hope you get everything your karma owes you. Okay. I’m ready.

Hook, Line and Screamer [1.19][edit]

Owen: It was a joke. Too funny. I was all, "AHHHH", and you were all, "EEEEE".

LeShawna: [after rushing to the tent, after getting caught by Chef, as the killer] Whoo-Hoo-Hoo! I did not see that coming!

[DJ got eliminated because he ran away before the Killer even got to him, automatically eliminating him]
Chris: [about DJ's elimination] Well, it's obvious to everyone that Gwen wins invincibility. Sadly, it's equally unanimous that DJ walk the Dock of Shame since he was the only one who screamed and bolted without the escape psycho killer even being there. But, no hard feelings, dude. You will be missed.
Owen: Awww, group hug!
[Everyone hugged DJ.]

Wawanakwa Gone Wild! [1.20][edit]

Duncan: Have you seen Heather?
Izzy: Who?
Duncan: About ye tall, long dark hair, hot, [sticks fingers up like antlers] wearing deer antlers.
[Heather comes out from a bush and passes out from tranquilizer dart on her butt]
Izzy: Whoops...
[Duncan starts to laugh maniacally at the situation, in the confessional]

[Izzy had her second elimination when she shot Heather, Chef Hatchet, a plane, and a horse with a tranquilizer gun due to having bad hunting skills and being too crazy.]
Chris: Izzy, Gwen. One of you has spent your last night on Total Drama Island.
Heather: [paralyzed] Just give it to Gwen already!
Chris: Ehh... [he shrugs and tosses the last marshmallow to Gwen]
Izzy: [casually] Ah, we've all gotta go sometime, right?.
Owen: You could make out with me first, if that would cushion the blow...?
Izzy: Goodnight, everybody! Thanks for comin' out! [throws a smoke pellet to the ground and vanishes; everyone else looks shocked]

Trial by Tri-Armed Triathlon [1.21][edit]

Geoff: You've never been to a party?
Gwen: No, okay? Sometimes I wish I had been. That for just one day I could be one of those happy, vapid girls who gets along with everyone, and who is all excited to eat massive amounts of sugar, and do karaoke, and cheerleading and ponytails. I just don't think it's in my DNA.

[Geoff got eliminated because his happy attitude and popularity was a threat to all the campers]
Geoff: [after he got eliminated] No sweat Gwen. Chow dudes.
Gwen: Wait! I have something for you! [runs up to Geoff]
Geoff: My lens!
Gwen: I went back to Boney Island. I'm sorry. There might be just a little bit of white Wawanakwa in it.
Geoff: Makes it a better souvenir right?
Gwen: Right. Bye Geoff and thanks. [walks away but gets caught by Geoff for a photo.
Geoff: Wait up! Say cheese! [takes picture]

Haute Camp-ture [1.22][edit]

Chris: Welcome to Playa des Losers. The all-inclusive luxury resort where our sent after being brutally voted out of the game to lick their wounds and accept their fate as reality show has-beens. When we are down to the two final competitors, their fate will be in the hands of these seventeen losers!

[Chris announced that a verbal vote-off would happen between the eliminated campers to decide who was going to be eliminated. However, he considered the mentioning of any contestants name as a vote.]
Chris: Here's how it's gonna work! There are no marshmallows. I'm gonna ask you, one by one, who you would like to see join you here tonight at Playa Des Losers. [eyeing the first of the voters] Katie and Sadie, since you share a brain, I'll ask you both. Who would you like to vote for?
Sadie: [giddily] Ohh! I miss Leshawna the most! [a bell dings signifying a vote against Leshawna]
Katie: Ohhh! It would be so much fun to have her here! Definitely Leshawna! [bell dings]
[Everyone gasps]
Courtney: Why are you voting her off!? If you like Leshawna, [bell dings] leave her in!
Chris: That's three votes: Leshawna.
Courtney: What? NO!
Harold: You're just voting off my girlfriend to spite me. [hits Courtney]
Courtney: Let go of me, you big geek!
[Harold and Courtney start having a slap fight, and eventually, fall into the pool]
Noah: Excellent!
Chris: Okay! Onto the next voter: Lindsay.
Lindsay: Don't worry! I'm not going to say Leshawna. [bell dings]
DJ: Lindsay!
Lindsay: No! You can't vote for me! You have to vote for someone who's in the final five, like Leshawna. [bell dings]
Izzy: Okay! C'mon, guys! NO ONE SAY "LESHAWNA"! [bell dings as Izzy gasps and covers her mouth]
Chris: [in background] That's six votes Leshawna.
Talking Parrot: Awk! Leshawna! [bell dings]
Everyone: NO!
Chris: Seven votes Leshawna.
Trent: Chris, that was a parrot! It doesn't even know who Leshawna is! [bell dings]
Talking Parrot: Awk! Polly want a Leshawna! [bell dings]
Chris: [enthusiastically] Nine! [Trent slaps his forehead]
[Leshawna gets shocked when she was voted off with nine "votes" and gets into the Boat of Losers by Chef]

Camp Castaways [1.23][edit]

[Mr. Coconut's elimination]
Owen: Oh no, you don't mean...
Chris: Yep. It's time for Mr. Coconut to walk the Dock of Shame.
Owen: BUT WHY?!
Chris: [takes Mr. Coconut away from Owen] Get it together, dude. You're starting to creep me out. [throws him away]
Owen: MR. COCONUT! NO!
Heather: By the way, what we can can fest back there. Stays back there.
Duncan: Oh yeah.
Gwen: No argument.
Owen: [as Mr. Coconut is thrown into the lake] Don't worry Mr. Coconut. I shall never let go!

Are We There, Yeti? [1.24][edit]

Owen: It's all good except one thing's missing... foooooood!

[Duncan got eliminated because he caused all the trouble in the entire season]
Heather: What can I say? You could have scored an alliance with me, but you blew it.
Gwen: You played the game well. Sorry that you had to lose over a sticky bun.
Owen: I-I-I- [burps]
Duncan: Whatever.

I Triple Dog Dare You [1.25][edit]

Owen [In a singsong voice]: We’re getting pancakes! We’re getting pancakes! Ooh. Don’t be shy, dude. Four words. All. You. Can. Eat. You got the pancakes, I got the stomach. [chuckles] Team ’em up! Oh, yeah! Now you’re talking, baby! Hahaha.

Gwen: Yeah, the money would be awesome. But you know what would be sweeter? Making sure Heather loses.
Heather: Luckily, I’m up against the freak show and fatty ginormous. So they may as well just give me the check, I mean come on. I think we all know who’s gonna win.
Owen: Pancakes, pancakes, pancakes!
Gwen: If I win, I’m gonna buy Camp Wawanakwa so I can burn it down and turn it into a graveyard!
Owen: Pancakes, pancakes, pancakes! Haha.
Heather: When I win, I’m thinking of my own spin-off series. The World According to Heather.
Owen: I’d never win. But if I did, I’d start every day with pancakes! ‘Cause they’re like little mini sunshine filled with yummy fun.
Gwen: Personally, I’ve had enough drama here to last a lifetime, I mean… Owen’s okay, but eight weeks of Heather was about as much fun as a mouth full of impacted molars.
Heather: Sure, eight weeks with these losers is cause for insanity, but at least the mother ship knows where Gwen is now so they can retrieve her. And Greenpeace can bag and tag Owen as the hazardous waste that he is.
Owen: But all the all-you-can-eat pancakes in the world wouldn’t be special without friends to share them. [sighs]
Heather: Sure, Owen’s dumb luck has won a few challenges, but it’s his ability not to be disgusted by anything edible that worries me.
Owen: You ever notice how much a toilet seat looks like a pancake? [chuckles] [lick]
Heather: And lazy! Ugh. Sloths could take a cue from Slowen!
Owen [after he laughs]: I should probably spit this out. [snores]
Heather: Thankfully, Gwen has no strength. She’s just a low-rent gutter punk with dragon breath and ugly hair.
Gwen: Heather’s strength is obviously her bottomless pit of mean. I’m banking on her massive ego to be her downfall.
[Owen snores]

Chris: What's it gonna be Heather? Are you going to do the dare, or the Walk of Shame?
[Heather starts getting worried and Gwen and Owen are getting intense and then, Heather couldn't take it much longer and she kicks the razor.]
Heather: No! [The razor lands on her and she gets her head shaved and clumps of hair fly out as it happens. Heather was now bald.] Huh? Wha?! Ugh!
Chris: Wow! Well that was an unfortunate accident... looks like Heather's out.
Heather: [after her head was shaved] What are you talking about? He shaved my head!
Chris: True, but you didn't actually accept the dare. If you had, you'd still be bald, but at least you'd be in the game!
Owen: That was harsh, tough break.
[Heather angrily screams, echoing as the birds fly even the eliminated contestants, a squirrel gets shocked too as well]
Chris: [as Heather grabs him by the shirt] Sorry. That's the rules.
Heather: [angrily] I thought you said there weren't any rules!
Chris: Yeah, I know. It's complicated. But here's the rub: you lose, they win.
Gwen and Owen: No way! [Owen gets up and dances] We won! Yes!
Heather: Fine, but you'll be hearing from my lawyers! [walks away]
Chris: Yeah, yeah. [Gave Chef the keys] I know. It's gonna be a long ride.

[After Heather's head was shaved by Chef, but it was done accidentally. However, despite that she completed her dare, she did not initially accept it. The one rule of the challenge was that if a contestant did not accept their dare, they would immediately be eliminated, and so, Heather was eliminated.]
Heather: A long ride to court, where I sue you for everything you've got!
Chris: And then there were two. Tune in to see who will win the check for $100,000,000 on Total Drama Island.
Heather: You want drama? You'll be penniless! Jobless! Your name will be mud on every blog from here to Cape Breton!

The Very Last Episode, Really! [1.26][edit]

[the finalists have a series of confessionals]
Owen: I had a WICKED time! (recap) It was awesome! (in the recap) Yeah! Who's the man?
Gwen: What was it like being here for 8 weeks? (recap) It sucked, that's what.
Chef Hatchet: You think it's easy cooking for 22 ungrateful teenagers? Man I've had better jobs in prison.
Owen: The food was awesome! (recap) Aah!
Chef Hatchet: At least someone's appreciative. Slavin' all day at the hot stove.
Gwen: The food... (recap) ...was disgusting.
Chef Hatchet: Less rat droplets. Does this look like a 5-star restaurant to you?
Owen: And the people were just awesome!
Gwen: The people here...sucked. They were nothing but a bunch of (recap) backstabbing, manipulative (Heather), two-timing (Trent), fame hungry (Justin), dim-witted (Lindsay), certifiably insane (Izzy), really weird (Harold), psychotic (Duncan), redneck (Ezekiel), overbearing (Eva), goody-goody (Courtney), know-it-all (Noah), party obsessed (Geoff), jerks. I was lucky enough to meet five people (Bridgette, Cody, DJ, Leshawna, Owen) who were actually sane.
Owen: The one thing I'll be remembered for? Uh...(recap; fart montage) I hope my great personality. (farts)
Gwen: What will I be remembered for? (recap) My great personality. Ok, I'm done here.

[first winner of the series; Owen's ending]
Chris: Here we are at the last bonfire ever. After eight brutal weeks, it is my pleasure to announce the winner of Total Drama Island: Owen!
Owen: Hey, what can I say Chris? I'm so psyched! This is just...
Gwen, Trent, Leshawna and Tyler: Awesome?
Owen: Yes!

Geoff: Yo, Owen, do you know what it's time for? [Owen grins evilly at Chris]
Chris: No, no, guys... my hair! DUUUUUUUDES!!!
[gets thrown into the lake by Owen, Duncan and Geoff]
Chef: I've been wanting to do that all summer! How do you like that, pretty boy?! Huh?!
Geoff: Oh, Cheeeef...
Owen: [laughs] You're next, dude!

[Gwen's ending]
Chris: After eight grueling weeks, it is my pleasure to give this $100,000 check, to the last camper standing... Gwen! Gwen, at this time I give you the ultimate symbol of survival on this island: The final marshmallow.
Owen: Yeah, you deserve it! It's just such a bummer about the party...
Gwen: Well, after I pay for my tuition, there may be enough left over for a rockin' party... And everyone's invited! Everyone except Heather. [Heather frowns]
Owen: Whoo-hoo-hoo! Party, anyway! Are you gonna bring someone...special, Gwen? Hey? Hey? Hey?
Gwen: [looks at Trent] If he'll go with me...?
Trent: So, does this mean...
Gwen: Oh, shut up, already. YES, I'll go out with you! [Gwen and Trent hug]

Special[edit]

Total Drama Drama Drama Drama Island[edit]

Katie: Justin’s taking a long time.
Sadie: Let’s play Magic Square.
Katie: Oh, okay! Who will Katie hook up with tonight? Justin! Yay!
Sadie: Justin? But he has a crush on me!
Katie: Says who?
Sadie: Says the magic square! Watch! Who is Justin crushing on? Sadie!
Katie: [gasps] You fully stole him from me!
Sadie: Um, earth to Katie. I can’t steal someone who isn’t yours!
Katie: Um, earth to traitor. Just because Billy Carlisle liked me better in fourth grade?
Sadie: He did not like you better! You gave him your PB&J sandwich so he’d ask you to the dance! If I had PB&J that day or even just a P, he’d have taken me!
Katie: [gasps] That is it! We are so done as friends! [storms off]
Sadie: I don’t care because I’m SO much more done than you are! [storms off as well]

Eva: Watch it! It's a trap!
Noah: Justin. The anti-me. So we meet again.
Izzy: Whatever you guys do, don't look him in the eyes! He has powers.
Justin: Give me the case.
Izzy: Back off, really hot guy!
Justin: I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. (Takes off his shirt)

Chris: So, you lost the case! Way to go! I didn't wanna have to do this! But, since none of the fourteen of you officially won, you officially tie!

[Cody, Tyler, Noah, Ezekiel, Courtney, Katie, Sadie and Eva arrived on the docks very late]
Chris: As for the rest of you, your treasure hunt ends here! Along with all your hopes of ever winning any money off of being on this show. The good news though, you'll be watching all the action of season two from the sidelines!
Courtney: Wait a minute! I wanna be on season two!
Chris: [To Courtney] Tut-tut-tut-tut. Fine print.
Courtney: [Confessional, furious about not qualifying for season two] Oh, That is it! If they thought they knew they were in trouble before, they're in huge trouble now!

Chris: In exactly two days, you will all report to a brand new location for a whole new challenge and the last one standing will receive $1,000,000! So don't forget to tune in to Total Drama Action!

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