Puss in Boots (2011 film)

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Puss in Boots is a 2011 computer-animated adventure film produced by DreamWorks Animation, directed by Chris Miller (who directed Shrek the Third in 2007), executive produced by Guillermo del Toro, starring Antonio Banderas, Billy Bob Thornton and Salma Hayek, and written by Tom Wheeler. It was released in theatres on October 28, 2011 in Digital 3D and IMAX 3D.

Puss in Boots[edit]

  • [first lines of the film; voice over] Through the years I have been known by many names. Diablo Gato, The Furry Lover, Chupa Cabra, Frisky Two Times and then The Gingerhead man. But to most I am Puss in Boots, outlaw!
  • Don't make the cat angry...
  • You have made the cat angry. You do not want to make the cat angry!
  • Fear me, if you dare!
  • Hello? You are hiding from me? I like to play the games too. I sense in you a kindred spirit. A... [he takes sniff of the air] I smell something familiar, something dangerous, something breakfasty.
  • [voice over] It was the year in which the rain had not fallen. The wind was big and the basket was small. For days I bounced along. A hungry little kitten with no milk, no mama and no litter box. Until I came to rest at a home for lost children.
  • [voice over] I lost everything I cared about that day. My brother, my honor, my home. All I thought about was the disappointment in my mama's eyes. And I have been running ever since. [back to the present as he's finishing telling his story to Kitty] The egg betrayed me. His lies cost me everything.
  • [about his catnip] It's for my glaucoma.
  • You are what you have always been: my brother.
  • I always knew that you were good inside. [The Great Terror and the Golden Goose take the golden egg and fly off] Goodbye, Humpty.
  • [last lines; voice over] This is the story of a cat who became a hero. An outlaw dedicated to justice and a lover of beautiful women. A great, great lover. Really, it is crazy. I am Puss in Boots! And my name would become legend.

Kitty Softpaws[edit]

Humpty Alexander Dumpty[edit]

Quotes[edit]

Kitty : [Sing-song voice] Someone forgot his money! [shows Puss his bag of money]

Kitty: I'll steal you blind and you won't even know I was there!

Tavern patron #1: Show him the golden eggs. [Tavern patron #2 begins to try unzipping his pants; cut to Puss]
Puss: No, please...! You have shown enough.

Jill: [holding Puss upside down by his foot over a cliff] Is it true a cat always lands on its feet?
Puss: No, that is just a rumor spread by dogs!

Puss: You set me up?
Humpty Dumpty: Oh, yeah! Set you up? Of course! You think this was all about getting the gold and clearing your name? This little adventure was about one thing. Revenge! You never knew it, Puss. But I was always there. [Puss remembers when Humpty Dumpty appears in different places, The Old man's cottage, The Bar, The Hotel, The Cats' hideout, And how Humpty gets picked up by crows] You wanted to repay and old debt, Puss? Well so did I.
Puss: Why would you do this?
Humpty Dumpty: You left me on that bridge! You abandoned me when I needed you the most. What happened to brothers forever?
Puss: I TRUSTED YOU!
Humpty Dumpty': Well now you're finally gonna know what it feels like. You know? To trust someone and have them stab you in the back!

Andy Beanstalk: Well, it looks like the egg got what he wanted.
Puss: You talking about Humpty?
Andy: [stabbles] Don't say his name! I used to share this cell with that smelly thing. Happiest day of my life was when he left, till I realized he stole my magic beans.
Puss: Wait! Wait! Wait! You had the beans? Who are you? [Andy has fallen asleep snoring loudly, Puss wakes him up] Hey! What's your name?
Andy Beanstalk: [screams] Andy Beanstalk, But my friends call me Jack. I traded the family cow for them beans. Of course it wasn't my family's cow, some others family's family cow. That's why I got eight to ten year. Always know which cow's yours... [he falls asleep again snoring loudly]
Puss: Crazy man! WAKE UP! [Andy wakes up again] What else do you know?
Andy Beanstalk: We're all goners! Thanks to that little stinky! I told him! I told him not to take the goose, but all he wanted was his revenge.
Puss in Boots: Don't take the goose. Why?
[Andy is fallen asleep again and Puss slaps him to wake him up]
Andy Beanstalk: [screams] The Great Terror! That's the Golden Goose's mama.
Puss: Oh, no.
Andy Beanstalk: And she will be out for blood when she comes back for her baby.
Puss: [gasps] GUARD, SAN RICARDO'S IN TERRIBLE DANGER!! YOU MUST LISTEN TO ME!!!
Guard: Quiet, you.

Cast[edit]

External links[edit]

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