Puss in Boots (2011 film)

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You have made the cat angry. You do not want to make the cat angry!

Puss in Boots is a 2011 computer-animated adventure film spun-off from the Shrek franchise produced by DreamWorks Animation and distributed by Paramount Pictures, directed by Chris Miller (who directed Shrek the Third in 2007), executive produced by Guillermo del Toro, starring Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek, Zach Galifianakis, Billy Bob Thornton, Amy Sedaris and Constance Marie, and written by Tom Wheeler. It was released in theatres on October 28, 2011 in Digital 3D and IMAX 3D.

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Puss[edit]

  • [first lines; voice over] Through the years, I have been known by many names. Diablo Gato, The Furry Lover, Chupacabra, Frisky Two Times, and then The Gingerhead Man. But to most, I am Puss in Boots! [whispers] Outlaw.
  • Don't make the cat angry...
  • You made the cat angry. You do not want to make the cat angry! [pulls his claws out, causing the bandit behind him to lose his pants]
  • How dare you do the litterbox on me! [offended, when the mysterious cat makes a dancing move similar to the movements of a cat hiding their wastes in the sand of their litter box]
  • Fear me, if you dare!

Kitty[edit]

  • [To Puss; in sing-song voice] Someone forgot his money!
  • I'm called Kitty Softpaws, because I'll steal you blind and you'll never notice that I'm there.
  • You hit me in the head with a GUITAR?!

Humpty[edit]

  • It’s been a long time, brother.
  • Are those new boots? [Puss: No! They are the same boots I wore when you betrayed me.] Betrayed you? You left me cracked in pieces on a bridge, surrounded by soldiers! They wrote a song about it!

Comandante[edit]

  • You saved my mother.
  • Señor Puss, he's a hero!
  • You disgrace those boots!
  • [to his guards] Arrest them!
  • FREEZE!!!
  • [to Puss; playing the guitar] Puss in Boots?! What are you doing with the guitar and those boots?! Arrest him!
  • [as he is handed Puss' things after arrestin' him] 1 hat. 1 belt. And 2 boots… once a symbol of honor. [a bottle of catnip falls out of the boots as he places them on the table; shocked and madly] 1 bottle of catnip?!
  • [grabs Kitty Softpaws] You aren't getting away, Puss in Boots! [Puss gasps] [Kitty: Wrong boots.]
  • Gàtô! You're not going back to jail, if it's the last thing I do!

Dialogue[edit]

Puss: One ring, please.

Puss: (chuckles) So funny.

Puss: No, they are the same boots I wore when you betrayed me!
Humpty Dumpty: Betrayed you? You left me cracked in pieces on a bridge… surrounded by soldiers! They wrote a song about it!
Puss: Then how did we get to the bridge in the first place?
Humpty Dumpty: Because we were brothers, and brothers were supposed to look out for each other, not--!
Kitty: [enters the scene] Humpty! Remember why we were here.

Kitty : [sing-song voice] Someone forgot his money! [shows Puss his bag of money]

Kitty: I'll steal you blind and you won't even know I was there!

Tavern patron #1: Show him the golden eggs. [Tavern patron #2 begins to try unzipping his pants; cut to Puss]
Puss: No! You have shown enough.

Young Humpty: Well, we got red beans, we got green beans, coffee beans, lima beans… but no magic beans.
Young Puss: Would you care for a jelly bean?
Young Humpty: Oh, thank you.

Jill: [holding Puss upside down by his foot over a cliff] Is it true a cat always lands on its feet?
Puss: No, that is just a rumor spread by dogs!

Puss: Why would you do this?
Humpty: You left me on that bridge! And you abandoned me when I needed you the most! What happened to "brothers forever"?!
Puss: [infuriated to Humpty] I TRUSTED you!
Humpty: Well now you're finally gonna know what it feels like. You know?! To trust someone and have them stab you in the back?! GUARDS!
[The Comandante’s guards surround Puss]
Comandante: Puss in Boots, you're under arrest for the robbery of the San Ricardo bank!
Humpty: Consider this the final meeting of bean club.
Puss: [enraged] I should SCRAMBLE you with onions! [Puss draws his sword at Humpty, frightening him]
Comandante: [to Puss] You should never have come back.
[Puss starts to attack him, but Imelda stops him]
Imelda: ¡Pequeño! Wait! Do not fight them, please...
Puss: Mama! Listen to me. I can explain.
Imelda: No. Puss, no more running. Please stop breaking my heart and face what you have done.
Puss: I'm sorry, Mama. I let you down.

Andy Beanstalk: Andy Beanstalk, but my friends call me Jack! I traded the family cow for them beans. Of course, it wasn't my family's cow, some other family's family cow. That's why I got 8 to 10 years. Always know which cow's yours… [falls asleep again snoring loudly]
Puss: Crazy man. WAKE UP! [Andy wakes up again] What else do you know?
Andy Beanstalk: We're all goners, thanks to that little stinky! I told him! I told him not to take the goose, but all he wanted was his revenge!
Puss: "Don't take the goose." [no pauses] Why?! [Andy is fallen asleep again and he slaps him to wake him up]
Andy Beanstalk: [screams] The Great Terror! That's the Golden Goose's mama.
Puss: Oh, no...
Andy Beanstalk: And she will be out for blood when she comes back for her baby.
Puss: [gasps and runs to the guards in his cell] GUARD! SAN RICARDO IS IN TERRIBLE DANGER! YOU MUST LISTEN TO ME!
Guard: Quiet, you! [shuts the door-slide]

Humpty: [holding onto the rope] Here we are again. Right, Puss?
Puss: I will not leave you behind this time, Humpty.
Humpty: [remorsefuled] I'm sorry, Puss. I've made a mess out of everything. I'm a rotten egg. I'm not a person. I'm not a bird, I'm not even a food. I don't know what I am.
Puss: You are what you have always been, my brother.
Humpty: Brothers forever. [almost grabs Puss' paw but starts losing his grip You can't save us both.
Puss: Yes, I can. Just hang on.
Humpy: Puss, you have to save the baby or the mama will destroy San Ricardo. It’s the right thing to do.
Puss: I will not let you go, Humpty.
Humpty: [last words] I know you won't, so I won't make you choose. [closes his eyes and let us go of the rope, falling to his death]
Puss: Humpty!

Taglines[edit]

  • Looking good never looked so good.
  • Live for danger. Fight for justice. Pray for mercy.
  • Get ready for an adventure nine lifetimes in the making.
  • He's been a bad kitty.
  • Rebel. Lover. Hero.
  • Nine lives. One destiny.

Voice Cast[edit]

External Links[edit]

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