Shrek 2

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Shrek 2 is a 2004 animated film sequel to the previous film Shrek in which Princess Fiona's parents invite her and Shrek to dinner to celebrate her marriage, not knowing that the newlyweds are both ogres.

Directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon. Written by Andrew Adamson, Joe Stillman, J. David Stem, and David N. Weiss.
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  • We are definitely not in the swamp anymore.
  • Y'know, I don't think I was going to get Dad's Royal Blessing, even if I wanted it!
  • [trying to convince Donkey to let Puss in Boots join them] Aw c'mon, Donkey. Look at him! In his wee li'l boots! You know, how many cats can wear boots? Honestly?
  • TGIF, eh, buddy? Workin' hard or hardly workin', eh Mac?
  • [examines his new, human body] A cute, button nose? Thick, wavy locks? Taut, round buttocks?!
  • All right, let's crash this party!
  • [after robbing two men of their clothes] Thank you, gentlemen! Someday, I will repay you. Unless, of course, I can't find you or if I forget.


  • It's gonna be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on!
  • Oh, you got a puppy? All I got in my room was shampoo!
  • Y'know, in some cultures, donkeys are considered the wisest of all creatures. Especially us talking ones!
  • Come on, Shrek, it only seems bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.
  • Trot, trot, trottin' in place... YEAH! [pause] What?
  • You know, I had the hardest time finding this place.
  • [in the argument at the dinner table] I gotta go to the bathroom. (Dinner is served) Never mind, I can hold it!

Puss in Boots[edit]

  • Who dares enter my room?
  • [after Donkey catches the "Happily Ever After" potion in his mouth] Finally, a good use for your mouth.
  • Hey! Isn't we supposed to be having a fiesta?
  • ¡Eh, tú, pedazo de carne con patas! ¡¿Como te atreves a hacerme esto?! [translation: "Hey, you slab of meat with legs! How dare you do this to me?!"]


  • Well, folks, it looks like we're up chocolate creek without a popsicle stick.
  • Not the gumdrop button!


  • Fairy Godmother: [about to zap Shrek with her wand] I told you: Ogres don't live happily ever after!
  • Mongo: Be... good.


Prince Charming: Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl, and throughout the land, everyone was happy...until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Desperate, they sought the help of a fairy godmother who had them lock the young princess away in a tower, there to await the kiss of the handsome Prince Charming. It was he who would chance the perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert, traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to reach the dragon's keep. For he was the bravest, and most handsome… [shakes head in slow motion] ...In all the land. And it was destiny that his kiss would break the dreaded curse. He alone would climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to the princess' chambers, cross the room to her sleeping silhouette, pull back the gossamer curtains to find her...
[the prince gasps, seeing the Big Bad Wolf in Fiona's place]
Big Bad Wolf: What?
Prince Charming: Princess... Fiona?
Wolf: No!
Charming: [relieved] Oh, thank heavens. Where is she?
Wolf: She's on her honeymoon.
Charming: Honeymoon, with whom?!
[Scene changes to Shrek and Fiona entering their bridal suite.]

Donkey: Don't you worry, I will always be here to make sure no one bothers you.
Shrek: Donkey.
Donkey: Yes, roomy?
Shrek: You're bothering me.

Donkey: Royal ball? Can I come?
Shrek: We're not going.
Fiona and Donkey: What?
Shrek: I mean, don't you think they might be a bit shocked to see you like this?
Fiona: Well, they might be a bit surprised. But they're my parents, Shrek. They love me. And don't worry. They'll love you, too.
Shrek: Yeah, right. Somehow I don't think I'll be welcome at the country club.
Fiona: Stop it. They're not like that.
Shrek: How do you explain Sergeant Pompous and the Fancy Pants Club Band?

Donkey: All right, all right. I get it! I'm just so darn bored!
Shrek: Well, find a way to entertain yourself.
[Donkey pops his lips, then again, and Shrek grows more impatient, then Donkey pops his lips a third time]
Shrek: [restrains temper] Oh! For five minutes... Could you not be yourself? [loudly] FOR FIVE MINUTES!!!
[after another moment of silence, Donkey pops his lips one last time]
Shrek: [screams in frustration] ARE WE THERE YET?!?!
Fiona: Yes!
Donkey: Oh, finally!

Fiona: [lets out a loud belch that interrupts a conversation] Oh! Excuse me.
Shrek: Better out than in, I always say. Eh, Fiona?

Harold: Charming! Is that you? My gosh, it's been years! When did you get back?
Charming: [irritated] Oh, about 5 minutes ago, actually. [Raised tone] After I endured blistering winds, scorching desert, I climbed to the highest room of the tallest tower[cut off by his mother]
Fairy Godmother: Tut, tut, tut. Mummy can handle this. [to King Harold, using the same hostile tone Charming used earlier] He endures blistering winds and scorching desert! He climbs to the highest bloody room of the tallest bloody tower, and what does he find?! Some gender-confused wolf telling him that his princess is already married!


See also[edit]


  • In Summer 2004, They're Back For More.
  • Once Upon Another Time...
  • Not So Far, Far Away.

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