Rocko's Modern Life/Season 2
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Rocko's Modern Life is an American animated series premiered on September 18, 1993 to November 24, 1996. The series follows a Wallaby named Rocko and his friends, Heffer and Filburt.
I Have No Son! [2.1]
[edit]- Sock puppet: PINEAPPLES!
- Rollo: Oh, boy! When're we gonna have pineapples, mate?
- Rollo and the Fatheads: (laugh) Goodnight, hosers.
Episode 2
[edit]Pipe Dreams [2.2a]
[edit]- Rocko: [stiltedly] Hey, Heffer, how can we possibly fix this mess quickly and inexpensively?
- Heffer: [also stiltedly] Good question, Rocko! Why don't we try new Tropical Plumber?
- [Hef squeezes a tube and the bathroom becomes an island paradise with some singing fruits.]
- Fruits: Tropical plumber, eh!
- Unclog your pipes today!
- Tropical Plumber, eh!
- There ain't no better way!
- [repeat until Spunky eats the fruit]
Tickled Pinky [2.2b]
[edit]- Dr. Hutchison: Rocko?
- Rocko: Dr. Hutchison? I thought you were a dentist.
- Dr. Hutchison: I was, but I got tired of always looking "down in the mouth"! (giggles) Dental humor!
Episode 3
[edit]The Lounge Singer [2.3a]
[edit]She's The Toad [2.3b]
[edit]Episode 4
[edit]Down The Hatch [2.4a]
[edit]Road Rash [2.4b]
[edit]Episode 5
[edit]Boob Tubed [2.5a]
[edit]- Spider: Well, out with it! What the heck do you want?!
- Rocko: Well, actually, we have a... really odd request. You see, um...
- Spider: Don't tell me, you came to get your buddy's brain back.
- Rocko and Filburt: Yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah!
- Spider: I'd be glad to give it back to ya! Help yourselves! I wish you kids would stop sitting so close!
Commuted Sentence [2.5b]
[edit]- [When Rocko is later for work too many times.]
- Mr. Smitty: I've tolerated your laziness for the last time, Rocko. If you are late again, consider yourself TERMINATED!!! Clear?
- Rocko: Crystal.
- [Impound Lot, everyone else is in line to get their cars back. In front of the line is a disgruntled Mr. Smitty who had parked in a no parking zone.]
- Mr. Smitty: I want my car back and I want it, NOW!
- Impound Lot Director: Let's take a look at this chart, shall we?
- [He sternly pulls down the chart and Mr. Smitty frowns.]
Rocko's Modern Christmas!: Can't Squeeze Cheer From a Cheese Log [2.6]
[edit]- Filburt: Welcome to Pine Palace!
- Rocko: Filburt, you're selling trees?
- Filburt: Shush! Don't interrupt my sales pitch
Episode 7
[edit]Hut Sit Raw [2.7a]
[edit]- Heffer: I got all the essentials: Marshmallows, potato chips, Pasture Puffies, cheese...
- Rocko: Where's your sleeping bag?
- Heffer: What?! There's no beds?!
- Rocko: Ah, the great outdoors. Smell that mountain air, boys.
- Filburt: Actually, that's my pine-scented air freshener for the tent.
- Rocko: This is where the lightweights camp! Sissies, fat tourists, and couch potatoes!
- Heffer: Great! So we can drop our stuff here?
- Filburt: We can't drink that water!
- Rocko: Why not?
- Filburt: Fish are dating in it!
Kiss Me, I'm Foreign [2.7b]
[edit]Cruisin' [2.8]
[edit]Episode 9
[edit]Born to Spawn [2.9a]
[edit]- Newscaster: We interrupt our regularly scheduled program to give you this O-Town special report. A crazed turtle has just hijacked the Jolly Roberts seafood restaurant in the marina.
- Rocko and Heffer: What the?
- Newscaster: Witnesses say the alleged turtle kept screaming... [looking at his script] "Fish... sticks... fish sticks," as he forced patrons out the backdoor to safety.
- Eyewitness: It was awful. Awful. He was CRAZY! Tartar sauce everywhere! Craziest turtle I ever seen! FISH STICKS! FISH STICKS! AHH!!!!
- Rocko and Heffer: Filburt!
Uniform Behavior [2.9b]
[edit]Episode 10
[edit]Hair Licked [2.10a]
[edit]- Rocko: Well, Heff, how's it look?
- Heffer: Paper or plastic?
Gutter Balls [2.10b]
[edit]- Virginia: I'm taking my ball and going home. You won't have Virginia Wolfe to kick around anymore!
- Heffer: Bye, Mom!
- Mr. Bighead: Fine! We'll be able to win without you! Right, girls? Girls?
- Tammy and Mrs. Bighead: Get a life, Ed!
- Tammy: You've taken all the joy out of the game.
- Mr. Bighead: This is mutiny!
- Tammy: If you want that trophy so bad, Bozo, finish the game yourself!
- Mr. Bighead: I don't need any of you.
Episode 11
[edit]Junk Junkies [2.10a]
[edit]Day of the Flecko [2.10b]
[edit]- Flecko: Wait... Wait a minute, big guy. You don't wanna do that. I got kids. Millions of 'em. They'll be orphans. Never getting to play catch with old Dad. No one to tuck 'em in at night. Please, Mister!
- Rocko: [sobbing, in a puddle of tears] Please, please, stop. I can't take anymore. You're free to go, Mr. Fly. Run along and take care of your family.
- [Flecko pokes Rocko in the eye.]
- Flecko: You were gonna kill me, ya big jerk!
Episode 12
[edit]Snowballs [2.12a]
[edit]Frog's Best Friend [2.12b]
[edit]Episode 13
[edit]Short Story [2.13a]
[edit]- Rocko: I wish I was really big.
- Tyrone: [taps his wand on Rocko's forehead, granting his wish] Done. [poofs away]
- Rocko: [starts growing at a slow rate and becomes 50 feet tall] Wow! This is great. [looks down at Spunky, quivering fearfully at his height] Don't be afraid, Spunky. It's only me. [picks up Spunky and puts him in his shirt pocket] There you go, my little pal. Smell that fresh air.
Eyes Capades [2.13b]
[edit]- Filburt: Hey, guys. [gestures to Rocko's glasses] New glasses?
- Heffer: Rocko's feeling a little down about his new eyewear. Maybe you can give him a pep talk.
- Filburt: Don't worry, Rocko. Glasses aren't so bad. Aside from the fact that people call you names like, "four-eyes." Girls won't go out with ya. You're ostracized by every social group. You can't swim with 'em. If ya lose 'em, ya can't find 'em! Oh, fishsticks. I've depressed myself. I have to go lie down.