Rocko's Modern Life/Season 3
Rocko's Modern Life Seasons: 1/2/3/4 Specials: Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling
Rocko's Modern Life is an American animated series premiered on September 18, 1993 to November 24, 1996. The series follows a Wallaby named Rocko and his friends, Heffer and Filburt.
Episode 1
[edit]Sugar Frosted Frights [3.1a]
[edit]- Mother Rabbit: Well, aren't we scary? Wait a minute. You've been here already!
- Rocko: What?! No, I haven't!
- Mother Rabbit: Oh, yes, you have!
- Rocko: But, but...
- Mother Rabbit: Shame on you!
- [slams door]
- Heffer: You went out already?
- Rocko: No! She's crazy!
- [Cut to Really Really Big Man dressed as Rocko whistling the theme song.]
Ed is Dead: A Thriller! [3.1b]
[edit]- Heffer: [imitating Alfred Hitchcock, puffs out chest] Good evening. Tonight's selection is a chilling tale of mayhem, shrubbery, and a wallaby who knew too much. So without further ado, we bring you... [normal voice] Just a second. [runs backstage to open the curtains, back to Hitchcock voice] "Ed is Dead".
Episode 2
[edit]The Emperor's New Joe [3.2a]
[edit]Schnit-Heads [3.2b]
[edit]Episode 3
[edit]Bye, Bye Birdie [3.3a]
[edit]Belch of Destiny [3.3b]
[edit]Episode 4
[edit]Nothing to Sneeze at [3.4a]
[edit]Old Fogey Froggy [3.4b]
[edit]- Bev Bighead: Oh, I'm so glad you could make it.
- Rocko: It was the least we can do.
- Bev Bighead: [as Filburt gives her flowers] Won't you come in?
- [The trio went with Bev and the bed is a stressful, not-up, Ed Bighead]
- Rocko: Did he go peacefully?
- Bev Bighead: Yes, he just kind of drifted off and that was it.
- Heffer: He looks all warm and sticky.
- Bev Bighead: Oh Ed, You were so convinced that you were old that you wished yourself to death. [cries]
- Filburt: Well, no sense In dragging this out, let's get to the good part.
- Heffer: [about to lift up the bed] One... two... three... LIFT! [lifts up the mattress and Ed slides down and falls into the trash can]
- Filburt: And now, for the appropriate dirge.
- [Bev starts crying uncontrollably as Heffer, Filburt, Rocko and she walk outside]
- Heffer and Filburt: [sings the wedding march while Bev continues crying] Da dum da-dum! Da da-da-dum!
- Rocko: [takes off his hat] We have gathered here today to pay our last week's day to our beloved Ed Bighead, wasted away his entire life worrying about how old he was. Heffer, the lid. [Heffer holds up the lid to the trash can and puts the lid in the trash can] Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. We stick Ed Bighead in the Earth's crust.
- [Heffer kicks the trash can with Ed Bighead in it to the hole that was dug up, making the latter groan in pain while Rocko, Heffer, Filburt and Bev cry wildly together]
- Rocko, Heffer, Filburt and Bev Bighead: [start sobbing wildly] WA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
Episode 5
[edit]Manic Mechanic [3.5a]
[edit]Rocko's Happy Vermin [3.5b]
[edit]Episode 6
[edit]Camera Shy [3.6a]
[edit]- [Heffer and Filburt are about to film Rocko walking downstairs in the night for a glass of milk]
- Filburt: And he ain't dressed for the occasion, if you know what I mean.
- Heffer: You heard right! He's completely naked!
- Filburt: With no clothes on!
Fish-N-Chumps [3.6b]
[edit]Episode 7
[edit]The Fatlands [3.7a]
[edit]I See London, I See France [3.7b]
[edit]Episode 8
[edit]Dear John [3.8a]
[edit]- Rocko: My living room, it's a bathroom. My closet is a bathroom. My basement is a bathroom! My ballroom is a bathroom! Even my bathroom is a bathroom! Well, I guess that's okay. THERE'S TOO MANY BATHROOMS!
- Bucky: Too many bathrooms? What do you mean? You can never have too many bathrooms.
- Rocko: [enraged] GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, YOU WACKO!
Fortune Cookie [3.8b]
[edit]- Filburt: It is only a stupid fortune cookie. I should listen to Rocko more often.
- Filburt: And mine says "bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity". [he opens multiple fortune cookies and they all say the same thing] They all say the same thing! No matter what I do, the fortune is always the same! I'll never win Mega-Spin.
Episode 9
[edit]Speaking Terms [3.9a]
[edit]Tooth and Nail [3.9b]
[edit]Episode 10
[edit]An Elk for Heffer [3.10a]
[edit]Scrubbin' Down Under [3.10b]
[edit]Episode 11
[edit]Wacky Delly [3.11]
[edit]- Rocko: O-kay! So Betty wakes up and says "Oh, what a beautiful day". And then the telephone...
- Heffer: Or doorbell!
- Rocko: Or doorbell ringing, and she answers it and says "Hello?" And then the salami...
- Filburt: Or cheese!
- Rocko: [getting angry] Or cheese says "I hate bologna" and attacks her through the phone before belching while all the stuff comes out of his mouth while we hold on him for a long time! [He struggles to contain his anger] Okey-dokey? So... then... she walks up to the counter, and...
- Heffer: HOLD IT!
- Rocko: [furious] WHAT?!
- Heffer: Hmm... y'know, I was thinkin'...
- Rocko: [at the limits of his patience] Yes?!
- Heffer: ...Do we really need the cheese at all?
- Filburt: Why, you big stupid cow.
- Heffer: What? What'd I say?
- Filburt: Why do you torment me like this?
- Heffer: I'd probably do now!
- Filburt: Just let me do it the way I want it!
- Filburt: [voicing Mr. Cheese] I am the cheese! I am the best character on this show! I am better than both the salami and the bologna combined!