Rocko's Modern Life/Season 4
Rocko's Modern Life Seasons: 1/2/3/4 Specials: Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling
Rocko's Modern Life is an American animated series premiered on September 18, 1993 to November 24, 1996. The series follows a Wallaby named Rocko and his friends, Heffer and Filburt.
Episode 1
[edit]With Friends Like These [4.1a]
[edit]- Rocko: HERE'S A TICKET FOR YOU... AND A TICKET FOR YOU... AND TICKETS FOR EVERYBODY! Now we can all GO!
Sailing The Seven Zzz's [4.1b]
[edit]- Heffer: [as a pirate, using a pseudo-Swedish accent] I'll be taking that map from yew.
- Ed Bighead: [sleepwalking, as a pirate] Good gads. What sort of accent is that?
- Ed Bighead: [sleepwalking; as a pirate] Poop the deck and waffle me winky.
- Rocko: Mr. Bighead, WOULD YOU PLEASE BE QUIET?!
- Filburt: Hey, fellas?
- Heffer and Rocko: You're nauseous.
- Filburt: Right. [vomits offscreen]
Episode 2
[edit]The High Five of Doom [4.2a]
[edit]Fly Burgers [4.2b]
[edit]Episode 3
[edit]Pranksters [4.3a]
[edit]- Heffer: [repeated line] Yes, Granny Rocko.
From Here to Maternity [4.3b]
[edit]- Filburt: [imitating Rocko] "Hey, look, fellas! I'm in jail! Heh heh..."
- Rocko: Oh, come on, Filburt.
- Filburt: Back off, Peter Cottontail! You're the reason we're in this mess!
- Dr. Hutchinson: Hi honey, how are you? Oh, my babies!
- Gilbert, Shellbert and Missy: [first words] Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy...
- [The egg breaks, revealing there are four babies including a steer cow with glasses, turtle twins with glasses and a yellow cat]
- Heffer: Oh, Rocko. Aren't they cute?
- Dr. Hutchinson: Come to mommy. Oh, my little ones.
- Heffer: Oh, I'm so happy for you, Filburt!
- Filburt: Not now, I fainted.
- Dr. Hutchinson: No, you haven't. You're still conscious.
- Filburt: Oh, but I have.
- [Norbert then walks over to the two]
- Dr. Hutchinson: But your eyes are open, Silly.
- Filburt: Oh, what do you know?
- Rocko: Go away.
- Dr. Hutchinson: Oh, Daddy's just playing. He didn't faint at all.
- Filburt: Oh, yes I did.
- [Hutchinson then kisses Filburt as the camera irises out on them; during the end, in the black screen is Norbert following Rocko]
- Rocko: No, no. Go away. [he leaves as Norbert follows him] Go home.
Episode 4
[edit]Heff in a Handbasket [4.4a]
[edit]Wallaby On Wheels [4.4b]
[edit]- DJ: Okay, all skate.
- Heffer: Try not to flail so much.
- DJ: Now backwards.
- Heffer: Be the skates, Rock.
- DJ: Skate on your hands.
- Heffer: Try to get all five of your stomachs evenly distributed over the skates.
- DJ: Skate on your nose.
- Heffer: Put your nose... [muffled]
- DJ: Skate all willy-nilly like an idiot.
- Heffer: [imitating Rocko's skating] Now you're getting it, Rocko!
Episode 5
[edit]Ed Good, Rocko Bad [4.5a]
[edit]Teed Off [4.5b]
[edit]Episode 6
[edit]Wimp On the Barby [4.6a]
[edit]Yarn Benders [4.6b]
[edit]Episode 7
[edit]Mama's Boy [4.7a]
[edit]Feisty Geist [4.7b]
[edit]Episode 8
[edit]S.W.A.K. [4.8a]
[edit]Magic Meatball [4.8b]
[edit]Episode 9
[edit]Closet Clown [4.9a]
[edit]Seat to Stardom [4.9b]
[edit]- Rocko: Can you see anything, Heffer?
- Heffer: Just the back of a bunch of heads. How about you, Rocko?
- Rocko: Naw, looks like a forest of ankles down here. Filburt?
- Filburt: [looking at someone's butt crack] I've got a bird's eye view of the Grand Canyon.
- [During the end of the episode, Heffer is a wedgie boy and the scene cuts to the "The End" screen]
- Heffer: "The End!" Get it?! "The End"?! [laughs] No "butts" about it!
Episode 10
[edit]Turkey Time [4.10a]
[edit]Floundering Fathers [4.10b]
[edit]Episode 11
[edit]Dumbells [4.11a]
[edit]Rug Birds [4.11b]
[edit]- Rocko: Filburt, it's only a bird wig!
- Filburt: [offended] Only a bird wig?!
Episode 12
[edit]Hypno Puppy Luv [4.12a]
[edit]Driving Mrs. Wolfe [4.12b]
[edit]Episode 13
[edit]Put to Pasture [4.13a]
[edit]- Filburt: [seeing Heffer eyeing his chips] Oh no no no no no no no no no no! I ain't giving him nothing! I got plans for these chips! You ate yours fat boy! These babies are mine! Okay, let's see. 1 2 3 4 5, 1 2 3 4 5, 1 2 3 4 5. I'll put this one and this one and then I'll put this one here. Oh this, this one first. No, no, no, no, no. You, you first, I'm eating you... [Heffer goes berserk and attacks him for the chips] Hey get off! Stop it! Get your fat hooves off of me! You full yet? You've eaten almost everything in the room! Oh wait a second! Here's the potato chip bag. There might be a crumb in there! [force feeds him the bag] Yeah! You like that huh? You like eating that? Wait wait! You didn't eat this yet! You want to eat this, too? [force feeds him the air conditioner] How's that taste? Come on, what else can we stuff in your fat mouth? Oh here you go! Since you ate the potato, you can eat the light bulb! [force feeds him the light bulb]
Future Schlock [4.13b]
[edit]- [In the future of O-Town, Filburt's sons, Gilbert and Norbert, are searching around inside Rocko's abandoned house]
- Norbert: [from upstairs as sound of glass shatters] Ouch!
- Gilbert: What was that?!
- Norbert: I think I broke an antique!
- Gilbert: [annoyed] Ah, for Pete's sake. [heads upstairs and finds Norbert in a room, sitting on the floor and holding a photo frame] What'd you break?
- Norbert: It's a picture.
- Gilbert: I believe the correct term was "phonograph."
- [last lines of the series]
- Rocko: So, Filb, what have you been up to these past 17 years? [beat]
- Filburt: Are you kiddin'?
- Heffer: [singing] Nine hundred bazillion bottles of root beer on the wall... / Nine hundred bazillion bottles of root beer...