Directed by Daniel Chong. Produced by Carrie Wilksen. Written by Christina Chang, Daniel Chong, Alex Chiu, Manny Hernandez, Yvonne Hsuan Ho, Quinne Larsen, Sang Yup Lee, Sooyeon Lee, Charlie Parisi, Lauren Sassen, Sarah Sobole and Louie Zong. Story by Mikey Heller and Kris Mukai.
Panda: Grizz, [facepalms] give it up already. It's over.
Grizzly: What? Ugh! Nonsense, Panda! I'll think of something else. We can just sneak in another way, or, uh, we can go get passports! Uh, c-c'mon! To the car, boys! [van explodes] Uh... [chuckles] [Panda angrily stares at him] [it starts to rain]
Panda: I've had it! I'm over it, Grizz!
Grizzly: What are you talking about?
Panda: This! Any of this! Over and over, we get into trouble, you make up one of your schemes, and everything ends up worse.
Grizzly: Schemes? I'm the only one trying to get us out of this mess!
Panda: A mess that you created! This never would've happened if you hadn't pushed us into making that stupid video.
Grizzly: Hey, people liked that video!
Panda: Ugh, you're so in denial.
Grizzly: Oh, I'm in denial, "Coolguy"?
Panda: [gasps] How dare you.
[He and Grizzly stare angrily at each other face to face as Ice Bear watches in fear and hides his face in the dirt]
Panda: Aw, see, now look what you did!
Grizzly: Look, let's just calm down. Playing the blame game isn't gonna get us any closer to finding a new home.
Panda: Grizz, how are you not getting it through your thick head? You can't fix this. We're not wanted anywhere. We're never gonna find a home. I'm outta here!
Grizzly: Hey! Where are you going?! [jumps into Panda's leg as he's about to leave] Come on. We gotta stick together!
Panda: Stop it!
Grizzly: We can't leave! We're brothers!
Panda: No! We're not! [shakes Grizzly off his leg] We're not brothers, Grizz. We're just a bunch of dumb bears who made up some story to make ourselves feel better.
Agent Trout: Bravo. Very entertaining. And, really, it's the least you bears could do after being so easy to find. I mean, honestly, this was almost boring.