We Bare Bears
We Bare Bears is an American animated preschool TV show created by Daniel Chong. It follows three bears, Grizzly (a grizzly bear), Panda (a giant panda) and Ice Bear (a polar bear), and their awkward attempts at integrating with the human world in the San Francisco Bay Area.
- [A bear named Grizzly laughs as he watches a live-action video of a bear scratching his back against a tree. He takes a drink from a Diet Soda bottle. As some soda accidentally spills on his desk, he attempts to wipe it off with his arm]
- Grizzly: [laughs] Hey Panda! [BURP!!!] Excuse me. Check out this guy! Hey, you gotta see this! Panda?
- [Grizzly scoots his chair around the house, in an attempt to find Panda]
- Grizzly: Panda? Panda?
- [Cut to his little brother, Ice Bear, inside of the fridge]
- Grizzly: Hey, have you seen Panda?
- [Ice Bear lifts his shoulders, signaling an "I don't know."]
- Grizzly: Hm.
- [Their brother, Panda is heard in the distance, singing. Cut to Panda in the closet, playing with a guitar game controller]
- Panda: [singing] Why did you sit on my heart, and hurt me so bad? Lady!
- Grizzly: [knocks on the door] Hey Panda, are you in the closet?
- Panda: Um, no! No, nobody's here!
- Grizzly: Why'd you lock the door, little brother?
- Panda: I just need some alone time.
- Grizzly: Is this- are you still bummed your internet girlfriend broke up with you?
- Panda: No.
- Grizzly: Panda!
- Panda: Maybe.
- Grizzly: [He groans] You gotta let that go, man! [Ice Bear swings his axe at the closet door] Cheer up! There are plenty of other girls out there! You're a Panda! You're cute. You're cuddly. You know kung-fu.
- Panda: But I don't know kung-fu!
- Grizzly: Yeah, you know what I mean. [Panda scrolls through some texts on his phone while Grizzly tries to console him. Panda has texted "Hello?" several times to Susan, his ex-girlfriend, until Susan had texted back "It's over."] [muffled] Come on, Panda, let's go do something fun. You can just forget about that online lady friend, that are bad buds all around her, she's just broken inside, okay? Don't be a sucker, Pan-Pan.
- Panda: You don't know my life!
- Grizzly: I got it! We could take pictures of ourselves with record albums as our faces!
- Panda: No!
- Grizzly: We could shave our names on our backs again!
- Panda: No!
- Grizzly: Ice Cream?
- Panda: [finally opens the door] Chocolate?
- Grizzly: Yup.
- Panda: Triple scoop?
- Grizzly: Sure.
- Panda: Okay.
- Ice Bear: [throws his axe on the ground] Ice Bear will drive.
- Eric Edelstein – Grizzly
- Bobby Moynihan – Panda
- Demetri Martin – Ice Bear
- Charlyne Yi – Chloe Park
- Malcolm McDowell - Professor Lampwick
- Niki Yang - Mrs. Park
- Jinkoo Jeong - Mr. Park
- Cameron Esposito - Ranger Tabes
- Keith Ferguson - Little Bear, Ranger Martinez, The Mailman
- Cedric Yarbrough - Mr. Sacher
- Mel Rodriguez - Darrell
- Ellie Kemper - Lucy
- Hudson West - Clifford
- "Weird Al" Yankovic - Lewis
- Felicia Day - Carla
- Jake Johnson - Dave
- Grey DeLisle - Annie
- Lou Ferrigno - Paul
- Darin De Paul - Yuri
- Margarita Levieva - Yana
- Kevin McHale - Barry
- Ron Funches - Wyatt
- Bert Youn - Tom
- Jason Mantzoukas - Mad Scientist
- Stephanie Sheh - Saiyuri
- Patton Oswalt – Nom Nom
- Bo Burnham - Andy Bangs
- Rhys Darby - Kyle
- Jason Lee – Charlie
- John DiMaggio - Ralph
- Dee Bradley Baker - Captain Craboo, The Demon, Cougar Kitten, Cougar Family, Kirk, Gary
- Sam Lavagnino - Baby Grizzly
- Duncan Joiner - Baby Panda, Baby Ice Bear
-  – We Bare Bears Wiki page