Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation

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Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (also known internationally as Hotel Transylvania 3: A Monster Vacation), or just simply known as Hotel Transylvania 3, is a 2018 American 3D computer animated comedy film and a sequel to Hotel Transylvania 2. In the film, Count Dracula and company participate in a cruise for sea-loving monsters, unaware that their boat is being commandeered by the monster-hating Van Helsing family.

Directed by Gennedy Tartakovsky. Written by Genndy Tartakovsky and Michael McCullers.
He's going to need a vacation after this vacation(taglines)

Drac[edit]

Frank[edit]

  • FIRE BAD!!
  • Did you guys hear that? He actually said "bleh, bleh-bleh".

Wayne[edit]

  • Kids Club? [to his wife] What's a kids club?

Murray[edit]

  • This is amazing. There's so much to do. Olympic-size swimming pool… All-you-can-eat buffet… Full-service Spa? Whoo! I'm gonna get me a seaweed rewrap!

Griffin[edit]

  • Hey, Murray. Here may be from Egypt, but you're the one in denial! Ha-ha-ha! Did you guys get that?
  • [imitating Drac] "Don't worry, I'm over here. Bleh, bleh-bleh!"

Ericka[edit]

  • I could not be more happy to welcome you all to our first ever monster cruise!
  • You were so right, great-grandfather Van Helsing. Monsters are disgusting.
  • [about Drac] Don't worry, great-grandfather. I won't try to kill him, I will kill him.
  • Aww, what a cute family. What?! No it's not! Dracula bad, Dracula bad!
  • The food here is to die for.
  • I've got to be a little more careful. I mean, how many times can you save my life, right?
  • No, I could never be with someone like you. I could never be with a monster!
  • [to her great-grandfather, Abraham] You can't do this! You're wrong about monsters! Dracula, he saved my life!
  • I'm so sorry, Drac. I was trying to kill you this whole time, but then I realized how wrong I was, how wrong all of this is… and then I... I zinged!
  • Oh, why… are you going to suck out my blood? Bleh, bleh-bleh!

Mavis[edit]

  • [about Ericka] I'm telling you, Johnny, there is something about that woman I don't trust.
  • Tinkles?! [to Dennis; sternly] Dennis.

Johnny[edit]

  • DJ Johnny in the house.
  • [after Drac tampers with his DJ music to escape Frank's cousin] Whoa! The DJ booth is a sacred space!
  • [to Mavis about Drac] You nailed, honey. Your dad is gonna love this. Best Summer vacation ever!
  • [to Mavis, after she ate a chip with guacamole covered with garlic and farted] Aww! That was a cute toot, honey!
  • Drac! Van Halsing's beats are controlling the giant octopus thingy! If there's one thing I hate, it's an evil DJ! We need POSITIVE ENERGY!
  • Get ready for a DJ Battle!

Eunice[edit]

  • Everybody just please watch the hair. Watch the hair!!
  • [to Frank] Oh, no, you don't. Last time you gambled, you lost an arm and a leg, literally.
  • Frank, would you rub some moonscreen on my back before I get burned?

Van Helsing[edit]

  • [greeting the passengers of the train] Good evening. I am Professor Abraham Van Helsing. That's right, one of the Van Helsings!
  • [seeing Wayne and Wanda in front of him and Ericka] Spies!
  • [after thinking he killed Drac and Ericka] Well, I guess the legacy ends with me. That's an awkward ending.
  • [playing the evil music] Listen to the melody of your destruction.

Dennis[edit]

  • [reading a sign] "No pets allowed?" Uh-oh.
  • This is Bob. Say "hi", Bob.
  • Oh, no. Bob is Tinkles? How did he get here?
  • [running away from a lovesick Winnie] No! I'm too young to Zing!

Dialogue[edit]

[The monsters are all gathered for Carl and Lucy's wedding as they all wait patiently for her]
Wayne: [stuffing pacifiers into some of his werewolf babies to keep them from crying] Oh, when is this thing starting?!
[The werewolf babies spit out their pacifiers and resume crying]
Frank: Aw, you made them cry, Wayne. [gestures to Sunny, who still remains smiling] All except this little one. Coochie-coochie…
Wayne: That's Sunny. She doesn't cry. [Sunny bites off Frank's finger] She bites.
[after Drac escapes from Frank's cousin... due to her huge arm]
Frank: What's the matter, Drac, you didn't like her?
Griffin: No offense, but you can't be too picky. You haven't had a date in 100 years.
Drac: Look, guys, I appreciate your concerns, but it's not up to me. You only zing once, and I did.
Griffin: Times have changed, buddy. You can even find someone to zing with on your phone now.
Drac: What, really? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm far too busy. [leaves while taking out his phone] I have Mavis and Dennis, and the hotel and blah, blah, blah.
Frank: [to Griffin and Murray] Um, did you guys hear that? He actually said "bleh, bleh-bleh".
Drac: I don't say "bleh, bleh-bleh"!
[Winnie and Dennis disguised Tinkles and sneak him aboard the cruise]
Dennis: This is Bob. Say "hi," Bob.
Tinkles: [in disguise] "Hi, Bob."
Wayne: I'm still not sure I understand. You take my kids, all day, on purpose?
Sunny: Fish.
Fishman: That's right. What exactly don't you understand?
Wayne: Why? [Wanda shushes and nudges him in the arm] Ow!
Fishman: So they can have a great time, and you can have a great time.
[Wayne sniffles happily]
Sunny: Fish.
Fishman: Oh, don't worry, you'll get them back at the end of the day.
Wayne: [sulks; then shrugs] Oh, well. That's better than nothing. [whistles, summoning his kids and they barge into the Kids Club; he and Wanda then leave with stunning looks on their faces] So… What do we do now?
Wanda: I think… I think we do whatever we want.
Mavis: What was that about?
Johnny: You mean your Dad's date?
Mavis: It wasn't a date, it was "work stuff".
Johnny: Uh-huh…
Mavis: I'm telling you, Johnny, there is something about that woman I don't trust.
Johnny: But you want your dad to be happy, right?
Mavis: Yes. Just not with her.
Johnny: Ohh! Heads up, honey! This guac is loaded with garlic.
Mavis: Garlic? [eats a chip with guacamole covered with garlic and farted]
Johnny: Aww! That was a cute toot, honey!
[Mavis looks embarrassed]
The Kraken: There's a place, you gotta be.
1,000 leagues beneath the sea, and it's waitin' over here for you and me.
Gonna take you for a ride, but first you gotta come inside.
Get ready for the party's on tonight!
King Neptune statue: Welcome to Atlantis.
Kraken: So, relax and just unwind.
Leave your worries all behind, and get ready for the party is on tonight!
So get ready, it's party time…! [winks]
Ericka: You can't do this! You're wrong about monsters! Dracula, he saved my life.
Van Helsing: What?!
Ericka: [to Drac] I'm so sorry, Drac. I was trying to kill you this whole time, but then I realized how wrong I was, how wrong all of this is… and then I... I zinged!
[Drac's eye opens after hearing what she said]
Van Helsing: Zing? What's a Zing?
Ericka: It's a monster thing. You wouldn't understand.
Drac: It's like true love.
Vlad: [as Johnny and The Kraken dance to Los Del Rio's "Macarena"] Hey, Johnny's corny music is defeating the evil music. I kinda like it! [starts dancing and all the other monsters join in; singing along] Hey, Macarena!
Winnie: [pressing her head against Dennis' face as he nervously gazes away] Look at me, Dennis. Look at me. Come on, you can't deny it.
Dennis: No! I'm too young to Zing! [runs away as Winnie chases after him]
Van Helsing: Well, I guess the legacy ends with me. That's an awkward ending.
Ericka: Nope! It's time to start a new legacy!
Drac: A monster/human legacy.

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