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Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (also known internationally as Hotel Transylvania 3: A Monster Vacation), or just simply known as Hotel Transylvania 3, is a 2018 American 3D computer animated comedy film and a sequel to Hotel Transylvania 2. In the film, Count Dracula and company participate in a cruise for sea-loving monsters, unaware that their boat is being commandeered by the monster-hating Van Helsing family.

Directed by Gennedy Tartakovsky. Written by Genndy Tartakovsky and Michael McCullers.
He's going to need a vacation after this vacation(taglines)

Drac

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Frank

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  • FIRE BAD!!
  • Did you guys hear that? He actually said "bleh, bleh-bleh".
  • Were trapped! Everybody back!

Wayne

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  • Kids Club? [to his wife] What's a kids club?

Murray

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  • This is amazing. There's so much to do. Olympic-size swimming pool… All-you-can-eat buffet… Full-service Spa? Whoo! I'm gonna get me a seaweed rewrap!

Griffin

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  • Hey, Murray. Here may be from Egypt, but you're the one in denial! Ha-ha-ha! Did you guys get that?
  • [imitating Drac] "Don't worry, I'm over here. Bleh, bleh-bleh!"

Ericka

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  • I could not be more happy to welcome you all to our first ever monster cruise!
  • You were so right, great-grandfather Van Helsing. Monsters are disgusting.
  • [about Drac] Don't worry, great-grandfather. I won't try to kill him, I will kill him.
  • Aww, what a cute family. What?! No it's not! Dracula bad, Dracula bad!
  • The food here is to die for.
  • I've got to be a little more careful. I mean, how many times can you save my life, right?
  • No, I could never be with someone like you. I could never be with a monster!
  • Oh, why… are you going to suck out my blood? Bleh, bleh-bleh!

Mavis

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  • [about Ericka] I'm telling you, Johnny, there is something about that woman I don't trust.
  • Tinkles?! [to Dennis; sternly] Dennis.

Johnny

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  • DJ Johnny in the house.
  • [after Drac tampers with his DJ music to escape Frank's cousin] Whoa! The DJ booth is a sacred space!
  • [to Mavis about Drac] You nailed, honey. Your dad is gonna love this. Best Summer vacation ever!
  • [to Mavis, after she ate a chip with guacamole covered with garlic and farted] Aww! That was a cute toot, honey!
  • Drac! Van Halsing's beats are controlling the giant octopus thingy! If there's one thing I hate, it's an evil DJ! We need POSITIVE ENERGY!
  • Get ready for a DJ Battle!

Eunice

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  • Everybody just please watch the hair. Watch the hair!!
  • [to Frank] Oh, no, you don't. Last time you gambled, you lost an arm and a leg, literally.
  • Frank, would you rub some moonscreen on my back before I get burned?

Van Helsing

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  • [greeting the passengers of the train] Good evening. I am Professor Abraham Van Helsing. That's right, one of the Van Helsings!
  • [attempting many times to kill Dracula but fails] You can't run from me Prince of Darkness! I will hunt you for all eternity! I swear I will never rest until I destroy you... And... Every... Other... Monster... If it's the last thing... I... Ever... Do!!
  • [seeing Wayne and Wanda in front of him and Ericka] Spies!
  • [playing the evil music] Listen to the melody of your destruction.

Dennis

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  • [reading a sign] "No pets allowed?" Uh-oh.
  • Oh, no. Bob is Tinkles? How did he get here?

Dialogue

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[The monsters are all gathered for Carl and Lucy's wedding to start while waiting impatiently]
Wayne: [stuffing pacifiers into his werewolf babies' mouths to keep them from crying] Oh, when is this thing starting?
[The werewolf babies spit out their pacifiers and resume crying]
Frank: Aw, you made them cry, Wayne. [gestures to Sunny, who still remains smiling] All except this little one. Coochie-coochie…
Wayne: That's Sunny. She doesn't cry. [Sunny bites off Frank's finger] She bites.
Dracula and Mavis: Dennis!
Griffin: (screaming)
[after Drac escapes from Frank's cousin... due to her huge arm]
Frank: What's the matter, Drac, you didn't like her?
Griffin: No offense, but you can't be too picky. You haven't had a date in 100 years.
Drac: Look, guys, I appreciate your concerns, but it's not up to me. You only zing once, and I did.
Griffin: Times have changed, buddy. You can even find someone to zing with on your phone now.
Drac: What, really? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm far too busy. [leaves while taking out his phone] I have Mavis and Dennis, and the hotel and blah, blah, blah.
Frank: [to Griffin and Murray] Um, did you guys hear that? He actually said "bleh, bleh-bleh".
Drac: I don't say "bleh, bleh-bleh"!
[Winnie and Dennis disguised Tinkles and sneak him aboard the cruise]
Dennis: This is Bob. Say "hi," Bob.
Tinkles: [in disguise] "Hi, Bob."
[Wayne and Wanda enter the Kids' Club]
Sunny: Fish.
Wanda: That's right, dear.
Wayne: I'm still not sure I understand. You take my kids, all day, on purpose?
Sunny: Fish.
Fishman: That's right. What exactly don't you understand?
Wayne: Why? [Wanda shushes and nudges him in the arm] Ow!
Fishman: So they can have a great time, and you can have a great time.
[Wayne sniffles happily]
Sunny: Fish.
Fishman: Oh, don't worry, you'll get them back at the end of the day.
Wayne: [sulks; then shrugs] Oh, well. That's better than nothing. [whistles, summoning his kids and they barge in; he and Wanda then walk out of the club with stunning looks on their faces] So… What do we do now?
Wanda: I think… I think we do whatever we want.
Wayne: "Whatever we want?"
Wanda: Whatever we want.
Wayne: Whatever we want.
Wanda: Whatever we want.
Mavis: What was that about?
Johnny: You mean your Dad's date?
Mavis: It wasn't a date, it was "work stuff".
Johnny: Uh-huh…
Mavis: I'm telling you, Johnny, there is something about that woman I don't trust.
Johnny: But you want your dad to be happy, right?
Mavis: Yes. Just not with her.
Johnny: Ohh! Heads up, honey! This guac is loaded with garlic.
Mavis: Garlic? [eats a chip with guacamole covered with garlic and farted]
Johnny: Aww! That was a cute toot, honey!
[Mavis looks embarrassed]
The Kraken: There's a place, you gotta be.
1,000 leagues beneath the sea, and it's waitin' over here for you and me.
Gonna take you for a ride, but first you gotta come inside.
Get ready for the party's on tonight! So, relax and just unwind.
Leave your worries all behind, and get ready for the party is on tonight!
King Neptune statue: Welcome to Atlantis.
The Kraken: So get ready, it's party time…! [winks]
Ericka: You can't do this! You're wrong about monsters! Dracula, he saved my life.
Van Helsing: What?!
Ericka: [to Drac] I'm so sorry, Drac. I was trying to kill you this whole time, but then I realized how wrong I was, how wrong all of this is… and then I... I zinged!
[Drac's eye opens after hearing what she said]
Van Helsing: Zing? What's a Zing?
Ericka: It's a monster thing. You wouldn't understand.
Drac: It's like true love.
Vlad: [as Johnny and The Kraken dance to Los Del Rio's "Macarena"] Hey, Johnny's corny music is defeating the evil music. I kinda like it! [starts dancing and all the other monsters join in] Ah, Macarena!
Winnie: [pressing her head against Dennis' face, gazing at him as he nervously tries to look away from her] Look at me, Dennis. Look at me. Come on, you can't deny it.
Dennis: No! I'm too young to Zing! [runs away as Winnie chases after him]
Van Helsing: Well, I guess the legacy ends with me. That's an awkward ending.
Ericka: Nope! It's time to start a new legacy!
Drac: A monster/human legacy.

Cast

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See also

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