Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is a 2015 sequel to the original Paul Blart: Mall Cop by Columbia Pictures and Happy Madison Productions.
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Paul Blart
[edit]- Help someone today!
- It looks like we've come to a fork in the road. [shoots the vibrating fork like a bow-and-arrow]
- Not today, death! Not today!
- We are trained to detect, deter, observe, and report. But one day, 6 years ago, a man did more than that. And I AM THAT MAN!
- Always bet on Blart.
- I don't drink. But I do ride! [slaps horse's butt, then horse kicks him into a car]
Maya Blart
[edit]- [from trailer] Come on, Dad. It's a vacation. Try to enjoy it.
- If we live, I'm not going to UCLA.
- Holy crawfish!
Others
[edit]- Margaret: [final words] Oh, there's my paper. [gets run over by a milk truck]
- Vincent: Unacceptable. [referring to Paul Blart] Kill him.
- Divina: Your uniform as requested, Officer Blart.
- Saul: Paul...can you step up to the plate and save us?
- Khan: I came straight from a haircut.
Dialogue
[edit]TBA
