Saturday Night Live/Season 23
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Matthew Perry/Oasis [23.2]
[edit]- Alex Trebek (Will Ferrell): Let's see what Mr. Travolta put: "Miso", a type of soup. Very good. And your wager? "Horny". "Miso Horny".
- John Travolta (Darrell Hammond): (laughing) Oh, come on, that's hilarious!
- Alex Trebek: No, it isn't!
Nathan Lane/Metallica [23.8]
[edit]- Norm Macdonald: In January, production will begin on the seventh season of MTV's The Real World. The seven young people appearing in the series will represent different backgrounds, ages, religions and sexual orientations. However, this year, they will share one trait in common—I will hate them.
Samuel L. Jackson/Ben Folds Five [23.10]
[edit]- Colin Quinn: (as the new Weekend Update anchorman) You know how you go to your favorite bar, and your local bartender isn't there? You ask, "Where's Jeff?" "Jeff no longer works here, I'm Steve." And you're thinking, "Hey, who's this idiot? I like Jeff." But you still want your drink? And even though Steve doesn't mix your drink the same way you're used to, like Jeff, you still like the same bar, you don't want to have to go to a different bar. And even Steve might feel kinda bad because Jeff trained him. Jeff showed him how to work the cash register, where the tonic was on the soda gun, who tips, who doesn't. Well...I'm Steve. What can I get you?
Garth Brooks [23.14]
[edit]- Saddam Hussein: Live-time from the New York, it's the Saturday fun hour!
David Duchovny/Puff Daddy [23.20]
[edit]- Alex Trebek: Let's move on to "Current U.S. Presidents", for $400. And the answer is: "He is the current U.S. President. [No one responds, so more clue is revealed] He has white hair, and you've probably seen him in the news. His first name is 'Bill' [No response] Mr. Goldblum, I know for a fact you had dinner with him recently. His last name is Clinton! His name is Bill Clinton, please someone simply say, 'Who is Bill Clinton?'" Someone just say it! Anyone. [Timer sounds] And the show has reached a new low.
- Alex Trebek: Let's see what you put: "2". The number 2!
- Jeff Goldblum (David Duchovny): Aha! Aha! The letter 2, my friend!
- Alex Trebek: No, 2 is a number.
- Jeff Goldblum: I can't read or write.