Saturday Night Live/Season 32
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Hugh Laurie/Beck [32.4]
[edit]- Borat Sagdiyev: Alive from New York - home of the Jew - it's Saturday night!
Julia Louis Dreyfus/Snow Patrol [32.15]
[edit]- Oprah (Maya Rudolph): (to Darfur refugee) Let's talk about this, Olessi. Why do you think things are going badly?
- Olessi Oneweeja (Kenan Thompson): Well, as you may or may not know, this region is four years into a brutal conflict which has claimed over 200,000 lives, the UN has refused to classify the conflict as a genocide, and while there is a current ceasefire, I don't think anyone thinks it's permanent.
- Oprah and Rhonda Byrne (Amy Poehler): Very negative thinking, very negative.
- Oprah: Secret!
- Rhonda: Olessi, I know this is hard for you to hear, but your outlook is what's hurting you.
- Olessi: No, I think it's the Janjaweed.
- Rhonda: No, it's you!
- Oprah: Olessi, did you get the copy of The Secret we sent?
- Olessi: Yes.
- Oprah: And? Did you read it?
- Olessi: No.
- Rhonda: Why not?
- Olessi: Because I ate it.
- Oprah: Well, digest every word.
Shia LaBeouf/Avril Lavigne [32.17]
[edit]- Dakota Fanning: When I hear the word 'hotel', it invokes images of Hotel Rwanda about the Rwandan Genocide.
- Dylan Sprouse: Dakota, you're scaring us!