Shrek 2 (video game)

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Shrek 2 is an action-adventure video game published by Activision and released in 2004. The game was developed by Luxoflux for the PlayStation 2, Xbox and GameCube, while a version for PC was developed by KnowWonder.

Shrek[edit]

  • Ogre Power!
  • If it ain't broke, break it!

Others[edit]

  • Princess Fiona: It's Fiona Time!
  • Prince Charming: How about this for a Happily Ever After? Not a troll fan?

Dialogue[edit]

  • Narrator: Newlywed fever continued to rise in the swamp and bear Fiona couldn't be happier. Her parents invited her and Shrek to Far Far Away to they could meet the handsome man she married. While packing their long, journey, Shrek realized he still needed some essentials for the trip.
  • Fiona: Look, I don't want to be late.
  • Shrek: Then I need help collecting eyeballs. It'll be a long journey and nobody wants to see me hungry.
  • Donkey: Why don't we just get some parfaits? You know the ones with whipcream. Oh, I love whipcream.
  • Shrek: Ogres eat nature, not parfaits.
  • Guy: Many thanks to you! Could you rescue my six brothers as well?
  • Guy 2: By the Gods! My brothers and I can't thank you enough!
  • Robin Hood: Oh, merry men!
  • Magic Mirror: This potion makes your team invulnerable for a limited time!
  • Guy: Hanging out can be fun, but that was ridiculous! THANK YOU!!!
  • Guy 2: WOOHOO!!!
  • Leperican: There once was a motley crew who asked if I would let them through I'll open the gate for you and your mates if you were bring me the... Fairies.
  • Magic Mirror: Press button to slow down time with Fiona, then touch all the fairies to collect them! Thanks for helping out your wee fellow man.
  • Magic Mirror: These are cookies that Gingerbread Man can throw to attract creatures and enemies of all sorts! Aim the Cookie before throwing it by holding button, then releasing it to throw the Cookie.
  • Guy: Oh golly, what can I say? You folks rock! Or broke one, anyway.
  • Donkey: What's all that, Sherk?
  • Shrek: I don't know, but there's chickens all over the place. This is my home, not a petting zoo.
  • Donkey: I'll call you, Pecky.
  • Little Red Riding Hood: Name's Lil Red. I promised my grandmother I'd get some chickens to her to make soup. Will you help me? Good job, guys. I'll be long to meet you at grandma's house in a sec.
  • Magic Mirror: This potion increases your team's Attack power for a limited time! At the right moment, slow down time with Fiona to get through safety!
  • Guy: For your honorable acts of rescue, my six brothers and I are eternally grateful!
  • Little Red Riding Hood: Grandma, it's me. I got the chickens for the soup and I had help from my new friends.
  • Grandma: Splendid. Now if your friends will fetch me some blackbirds, I'll make them the best blackbird pie they ever tasted.
  • Magic Mirror: Shrek's starvin for some great pie and an old shut-in wants to make it for him. But who will be able to bring home the blackbird? Fiona, doll, it's your HERO TIME!
  • Gingerbread Man: Well, it's been fun guys, but I have a blind date. She might be my sugar cookie.
  • Little Red Riding Hood: Got room in the carriage? I've go a game to pitch in Far Far Away.
  • Narrator: And so they came upon a dark. Creepy forest. And as if that weren't reason enough to turn back. An evil witch flew above them. Seeing the cartage horses were enchanted. The Wicked Witch turned them back into mice. For witches need mice for their witchery. The Wicked Witch then left a trail doorstep of cheese. And into so the mice her boiling would be pot. Because led to she is really her wicked... I could tell you some stories...
  • Mice: We have been rudely turned back into mice.
  • Mice 3: Yes, I can see that.
  • Mice 2: No, you can't.
  • Mice: By jove, that smells like cheese.
  • Fiona: Great. Now we need another position to turn them back... We'll never make it there.
  • Shrek: Relax, the Wicked Witch's place is that way.
  • Donkey: Wicked Witches, spooky trees, crazy mice on a factose binge. We're doomed.
  • Shrek: Shut it, Donkey. Now how's this gate open?
  • Guardian: Who dares to disturb the Guardian...
  • Shrek: Sorry, I can tell you put down roots here. But if you could scootch to the side... Donkey.
  • Donkey: Oh, right! My Burro Blast!
  • Magic Mirror: Uh-oh... better take care of these traps before someone gets hurt.
  • Shrek: I'm sorry. I didn't see that.
  • Leprechaun: Welcome to Crazy Larry's Leprechaun's shop! One-stop shopping for all your magical needs. You're a shrewd customer. That's one of a kind. I'm open 24 hours if you change your mind.
  • Guy: You don't have to go back to your castle, but you can't stay here.
  • Knight: Your kind ain't welcome round here.
  • Little Red Riding Hood: And what are you do about it, tin man?
  • Leprechaun: There once was wee little man who held out his wee little hand fill it with gold or I... Look, will you pay me gold or not?! May the road rise to meet you... And smack you right in the kisser!
  • Magic Mirror: Use Donkey to Burro Blast these Tombstones to make a bridge! Press button to toss a Rotten Apple with Lil Red!
  • Fiona: Shrek, come here.
  • Shrek: How did that get up here?
  • Gingerbeard Man: Oh, Dragon and I flew it here.
  • Donkey: My fore-breathing beauty. Don't worry, we'll save Fiona. I saved the Princess... I mean we saved the Princess. We saved the princess.
  • Narrator: So a nervous Shrek waited to meet Fiona's parents. King Harold and Queen Lillian. Hoping to impress them. Shrek even remembered to trim his nose hairs. After that minor stumble. The King and Queen got along famously with Shrek. Welcoming him with the tolerance. Affection usually reserved for pop stars and heads of state or not... King Harold made it clear he wanted Fiona to marry Prince Charming, and wasn't so fond of his fat. disgusting, nose picking son-in-law. Shrek made it clear he loved Fiona and no pompous king was going to blatantly mock is ogre girth. Fiona and Queen Lillian were eventually able to break up the fight. The King was approached, by Fairy Godmother. Who was a powerful provioder of happily ever afters. And a lot of people owed her favors. She makes offers you can't refuse and can make people disappear. Literally. You can understand where I'm going with this, right? Cause she could leave me sleeping, with the fishes if I said too much. And mirrors and fish don't mix. Trust me. In the morning, tempers appeared to have cooled and King Harold offered to show our group around Far Far Away.
  • King Harold: Welcome to Far Far Away. Fabulous shopping, great view, beautiful people. Why don't you make yourselves useful and be my deputies?
  • Shrek: Deputy Shrek at your service.
  • King Harold: Where you see this symbol, I need your help. There has been at fowl catastrophe. The Friars Fat Boy truck has overturned! We need to round up the chickens. Come on, they're even more cowardly than you. How brave of you to accept this grave chicken challenge. So the chickens are your friends now, eh? They're just chickens! There are scarier things in your belly button lint. A giant troll is after the family jewels... Can you collect the jewels, before the nasty troll gets away?! You should have no problem, I understand trolls and ogres are distant cousins. There are delinquent hooligans fighting in the streets liek fifthly Ogres... ...I mean beasts. Go arrest them and throw them in the paddy wagon! Excellent. You take orders well. Well, Cinderella's a long way from her house cleaning days. She no longer does windows, she only shops through them. But this neighborhood is full of muggers. Will you protect her while she looks for a pair of glass slippers to o with her new look? Splendid! Oh, and Shrek, pick yourself up some deodorant.
  • Fiona: You mess with me. You mess with my husband.
  • King Harold: There's been a horrible eggs-piosion! Humpty has broken up and all the king's horses and all the king's men have struck out. Maybe your big ogre thumbs can help? Watch the peasants, they're feisty! Great, got any clue? Well, rats! The pied piper is here! He's gone piping mad. Will you get rid of him and all his disgusting vermin? Ratical! Ratastic! Ratitioule! Makes you feel superior to beat up a troll, does it? Congratulations, Shrek. You're quite resilient! Fiona, why don't you show the others back to the castle?
  • Fairy Godmother: Curses! Plan B then! Go to the poison apple and hire the ogre killer!
  • Narrator: After a long day of saving fried chicken, stopping an inner-city riot. And helping, a wannabe princess get her shopping bone our hero headed back to he king's castle for a good nights sleep. Poor Shrek's evening would take a turn for the worse, worse. As he stumbled across Fiona's childhood diary. Devastated Shrek spent the night reading about Princess Fiona's dream of marrying a handsome prince with washboard abs. A chiseled chin. Inpeccable hygene, in short... The Anti-Shrek tired of being green and peeling ugly. Shrek deiced to take a walk in the woods. As his friends tried to cheer him up.
  • Puss: Now ye ogre, play for mercy from... Puss... in Boots! One life down, eight to go! One can not live la vida loca forever! En guarde!
  • Shrek: Well, you've been a bad little kitty.
  • Puss: Please do not terminate me! I can take you to the Grande Fairy Madre. She is the answer to all your problemas!
  • Narrator: And so, hoping to solve Shrek's problems. Our gang moved forward to Fairy Godmother's house. Which was known for two things. It's pre-war Colonel Charm and the impossibility of getting inside without an appointment.
  • Knight: The only appointments today are Miss Johnson and a package from Jack and Jill's Farm.
  • Max Dickens: I have an idea! We can intercept that package from the farm.
  • Jake: Better yet, we can go to the farm and get the package!
  • Fairy Godmother: Hocus Pocus, Pumpkins, focus, Come to life, Cause some strife!
  • Max Dickens: Phil, do these pumpkins look a little funnt to you?
  • PhilTastic: Max! They're just pumpkins.
  • William Gruff: Good day, cheerio, aren't you a sorry lot, oh, and so good to meet you, yes, yes. The name's William Gruff, and I wonder if layabouts might escort me across the bridge? Why, aren't you a bunch of fine fellows.
  • Larry: Top of the morning to you! I can tell that you're wanting to get past, but the hinges are a wee bit rusty don't you know. I'd be willing to part with some of my magic oil, but with the prices these days, it's not going to be cheap. Alrighty then, let's see what's behind number two, shall we?
  • William Gruff: Oh, the troll on the bridge is going ti kill me. I don't serve to die for what I did eating the troll's tin cans. Won't you help me? I'll always remember you guys in my prayers, I promise. I suppose if you think I should be beaten again, I'll follow you. Help! Goat in trouble! Yous came just in time.
  • PhilTastic: Looks like the elevator's stuck!
  • Magic Mirror: An act of death defying danger? Wet, narrow ledges that could lead to a horribly gruesome death? This sounds like a job for a true, Skate Boarding hero! Jake, come on down! You're the next contestant on Hero Time!
  • Narrator: And so, our heroes found themselves overlooking miles of rolling, Farmland. For it seems the water Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch, had magical properties. Despite Jack's broken crown and a possible skull fracture, he and Jill realized organic farming could make them a lot of gold. And they were right, because, really, who doesn't like a nice, juicy. All-natural salad the size of a dragon. A really fat dragon. I mean, seriously. Look at those carrots... That's be a salad.
  • Gingerbread Man: Hey, you aren't Jack and Jill!
  • Pig: No, we are taking care of this place as Jack and Jill are on vacation.
  • Pig 2: Ya but, we are not so good. We are lazy and pig out all day. Can you help us with some chores?
  • Shrek: Only if one of those chores includes delivering the package to Fairy Godmother's house.
  • Pig: You've got a deal. Just walk the farm and look for one of us to get another chore. We lost Jill's favorite sewing machine. We were playing "Find the Needle in the Haystack." Turns out it's really hard. Can you help us? Excellent, now Jill might saw me a scarf for my chilly chin chin.
  • Pig: The other pigs have accidentally cut down Jack's beanstalk! They thought it was a dandelion. I'm trying to grow another so Jack won't notice. But those fifthly rats keep eating it. Can you help me? Ooooh! You've made me happy as a pig... Wait, I am a pig! And happy! Gott in himmel! It's raining eggs! That Bertha doesn't know when to quit! I suppose I should never fed her that burrito. Can you catch the eggs so we can take them to market? Das good! You catch enough and I'll make you Denver omelet. We piggies need to get our water from a well at the top of Jack's Hill, but it's being guarded by giant tomatoes and these absolutely infernal pumpkins. It's very dangerous. Last week my Uncle Hans went up there and came back as side of bacon. Will you help us? Oh, I am just tickled pink... pink-er. You there! Stop! Help! Beasties! There! In the corn field! Got your attention, didn't ? Listen, these clucksters are eating the entire harvest. You guys mind giving me a hand here? Great! But careful you don't kill them. I don't want a field full of poultry-geists. Thank you for fixing the farm. Jack would have made chops out of us if you didn't help.
  • Pig 2: Yah. Now take this delivery to Fairy Godmother.
  • Gingerbread Man: You know what guys, I think I'm gonna stay behind and get some flour.
  • Narrator: And so, Shrek, finally got his chance to ask the Fairy Godmother for a happily ever after potion. But he didn't just ask her. He showed her why he deserved one. He showed her everything from gadgets to gidgets. A graph, a pie chart and a pie to go with it. He showed her numbers, statsics. Blab-jabbats and widgets-- He even showed her a couple of midgets. But the Fairy Godmother told him ogres aren't allowed to have happily ever afters. And so, her answer was...
  • Fairy Godmother: No, and now knights you must go!
  • (Ling Ling & Yutani arrive)
  • Yutani: Hey, guys! We got our potions!
  • PhilTastic: Well, apparently Gaming Knights don't get Happily Ever Afters.
  • Fresh: We should just go in there and take it.
  • Ling Ling: I know where the potions are. Follow me!
  • Fairy Godmother: You!
  • Little Red Riding Hood: Run! I'll hold her off!
  • Magic Mirror: The Fairy Godmother is one angry pixie and only Lil' Red and her basket of apples can clip her wings. I think we all know what that means. Yup, it's Hero Time! Good job, but she'll be back, you know. And usually the coming back is followed by the evil spell casting, which is only fun if you want to spend the rest of your life a toilet brush. You might want to get back and help Shrek.
  • Fairy Godmother: Wonderful, you're all back together. Now I can turn you all into rancid rump roast.
  • Puss: I will defend us from the evil witch.
  • Shrek: Kitty, she'll take five of your lives. Let's get out of here.
  • Puss: Okay, we're safe here. A cat senses these things.
  • Donkey: You couldn't sense a bowl of milk if you were sitting in it.
  • Prince Charming: I'll get you, Shrek.
  • Shrek: Ha, ha, ha, ha! Run!
  • Puss: Okay, let's get out of here and make sure the potion works.
  • Narrator: No one knew what the potion Donkey bid a taste test. Shrek chugged the potion. Hoping it contained a happily ever after for him and Fiona. Nothing happened... At least at first. But then... In the middle of the rainy night. Something unexpected happened Shrek and Donkey under went a massive transformation. Shrek was as handsome as prince and Donkey his noble steed! Things seemed to be going great as the gang thanks and goodbye to Lil' Red for now. But... After Shrek drank her potion. Fairy Godmother knew her son Prince Charming, had a handsome rival for Fiona's affection. So she made sure he was locked away in the deepest, darkest dungeon of a Far Away Prison. Where no escape was possible. What Fairy Godmother didn't count on was Shrek's friends finding out about the arrest through a concerned and extremely benevolent third party. So a jailbreak was planted, one that would most certainly test the followed of this thing.
  • Pixie: Alright, listen up. The mice will sneak into the Warden's office and get the keys to free the boys.
  • Wolf: But they're blind...
  • Pixie: Alright, alright. But let's not forget Porkchop's brothers. We'll need their help.
  • Pig: Oh zank you all! Will you zave my brothers too, ya?
  • Pig 2: You! You owe me for my house! My insurance covered huffing, but not ze puffing! Talk to my lawyer.
  • Pixie: Zip it, ladies. The mice must have been caught! No time for coffee breaks.
  • Gingerbread Man: Holy shortbread!
  • Wolf: Oh, here they are, just hanging around.
  • Donkey: Come on, Wolf, no time to spare. We've got to get back to Far Far Away before the fat lady sings.
  • Gingerbread Man: How are we gonna get them out of there?
  • Magic Mirror: Dressed for bed, but ready for action, Big Bad Wolf...
  • Wolf: What? I know, I know. It's Hero Time.
  • Magic Mirror: Ahem, yes, well Wolf, your hero time is full of fabulous prizes and the key to free your pals, you must survive the staircase of doom.
  • Narrator: The only thing now standing between Shrek and Far Far Away was me. Grimm known amongest mountaineers as the heaping-ginormous-mound-o'-rubble-o' death. Big Bad Wolf calming to have been a bk; bad sherpa in his puppyhood, knew a shortcut--why go over a mountain when you can go through it? And remember, if Shrek and the bunch don't move fast... Prince Charming will kiss our unsuspecting Fiona. And Shrek will lose Fiona forever.
  • Shrek: Our special charge will get us through.
  • Guy: Grumptious o goshness! Thank you all! We've noticed you have a froggy infestation. Mumptious o harshness, yes! Overrun by Clan Froggy. Under control of the Fairy Godmother. They've captured Snow White, too! Blumptious o scrumptious, you gonna save Snowy and my Dwarven brethren or not?
  • Guy 2: I say, hruff-hruff, mighty good show there.
  • Shrek: We're on our way to the other side of Mt. Grimm. Are we close, by any chance?
  • Guy 2: I dare say, sweet Nancy not by a long shot! It only gets harder from here on out.
  • Fairy Godmother: Oh Stone Warriors. You are my aces. Pound those smiles. Right on their faces!
  • Guy 3: Uhh... Oh... Thanks for saving me. Now hurry up and rescue Snow White.
  • Guy 4: Beards and whiskers, free at last! Listen, guys, first things first, We need to save Snowy from the clutches of Fairy Godmother. Once you do it's smooth sailing to Far Far Away. Goshness on safeness, she's alive!
  • Fairy Godmother: Not so fast! Fiona will marry Prince Charming, and you all can take a dirt nap! Catch me if you can! You may have stopped me this time, but I'll get you, and your little donkey too!
  • Shrek: Now on to Far Far Away and my Fair Fair Fiona.
  • Narrator: Handsome and the crew made their way to Far Far Away. They arrived to find Gingerbread Man brought a little friend. Well, okay... a big friend! Under nowest to the crew I Gingerbread Man had whipped up a monstrous cookie creation to help defeat Fairy Godmother. Unfortunately, his weapon of mass destruction turned out to be a mass of doughy devastation.
  • Papa Bear: Help! Knights are attacking the giant cookie, but destroying the city. Only uoi can put out the fires.
  • Shrek: We'll take care of this.
  • Papa Bear: Great. I'm going on a porridge break. Meet me at the trucks when you're done. Now, will you get that lunatic cookie monster out of my town! He is a huge fire code violation! 
  • Leperchaun: Pay me a billion gold pieces if ya want to pass!
  • Gingerbread Man: We don't have that kind of dough.
  • Leperchaun: There once was an Ogre with a wish. Who had all the grace of a wish who had all the grace of a fish his motley crew will pay me my due. Or all this will end with a...
  • Gingerbread Man: Squish?
  • Leperchaun: Hey, that rhymes!
  • Magic Mirror: Where ever lies a cookie, the Big Guy will strike. So toss cookies wherever you like! A princess in distress? An army of balloons? And a giant cookie man allergic to milk? It's gotta be Hero Time!
  • Gingerbread Man: Go get 'em!
  • Narrator: Well things were about to get ugly. If Shrek and Fiona didn't has before midnight. They would be transformed back into ogre form. But what do you know. Those crazy kids decided to go for the ugly. Love can make you do some pretty strange things. If you don't like awkward kissing scenes. Then torn your head.
  • Shrek: Now that's more like it. You're beautiful.
  • Fiona: And you are truly handsome, Shrek.
  • Fairy Godmother: Oh nooooooo! Why? Why? Why?
  • King Harold: Aaaah, I think my carriage is double-parked.
  • Fairy Godmother: You're not going anywhere, you incompetent little toad!
  • King Harold: Ribbit.
  • Fiona: Hey, toots, you can't zap my father like that! I will never marry your son!
  • Shrek: Looks like we got our happily ever after without your help.
  • Fairy Godmother: AARGH!!!!!!
  • Shrek: Guess you underestimated us.
  • Fairy Godmother: The only things I underestimated were trolls and elves. If you want something evil done right you have to do it your evil self.
  • Prince Charming: How about this for your happily ever after? What's the matter? Not a troll fan?
  • Donkey: It's about time we kicked this dork to the curb. Or to the tree. Whatever.
  • Fairy Godmother: That's it! I'm sending you straight to the glue factory. What do ya know? I can be beaten.
  • Donkey: I'm gonna need a whole box of tissues.
  • Puss: Ah, lovers make the world go round.
  • Magic Mirror: Well, Shrek and Fiona got their happily ever after all. Now put down the controller and go outside and play. We're done. Really. It's over. This is all. Folks.

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