America's Next Top Model (season 18)
Kelly Osbourne [18.1]
[edit]- Sophie: [in confessional] I'm Sophie. I'm from Oxford. The dictionary's from Oxford.
- Kyle: [in confessional about Jasmia, Sophie, Annaliese, Ashley, Alisha, Catherine and Louise] Wait! These girls are from the U.K.?! They're not American?! Is this a joke right now?!
- Laura: [in confessional about teaming up with Mariah, AzMarie, Seymone, Candace, Eboni and Kyle to get Jasmia, Sophie, Annaliese, Ashley, Alisha, Catherine and Louise all eliminated] Those legged girls are going to team up and we're going to be like "It's America's Next Top Model."
- Ashley: [to AzMarie] I think I'm the only one from Scotland. [in confessional about the British Invasion] When I heard it was U.S. versus U.K., I was really excited.
- Eboni: [in confessional about Ashley's Scottish accent] What are you saying right now?! I don't understand!
- Ashley: [in confessional about Mariah, Azmarie, Seymone, Candace, Laura, Eboni and Kyle] When I heard it was U.S. versus U.K., I was really excited but then I was intimidated because these girls were hot. [in another confessional] I'm so getting subtitled. [back to present, to AzMarie] Are you a previous contestant?
- AzMarie: [to Ashley] No.
- Ashley: [to AzMarie] I'm previous.
- AzMarie: [to Ashley] Oh.
- Ashley: [to AzMarie] Yeah I was on Britain's Next Top Model. I think all the Brits were.
- Sophie: [in confessional] That's all I could think of saying I was so nervous!
- Annaliese: [to Laura] Just remember you guys speak English!
- Ashley: [in confessional about Candace] She can't call me that! How rude!
- Jasmia: [in confessional] In this competition I will be a threat! [fligs jacket into Azmarie's face]
- AzMarie: [in confessional about Jasmia] Jasmia took her coat off and flinged it in my face! Ladies, we got a problem! The claws are definitely coming out!
- Alisha: [in confessional] I'm Alisha. I'm twenty and from South London.
- Seymone: I thought they were going to bring my competitor out but I don't see any competition.
- Louise: [to Seymone] Like how we say in London, when someone gets too big for their boots we say "wind your neck in!"
- Seymone: [in confessional about Louise] Wind up you neck?! I don't know what that means!
- Annaliese: [to Jasmia, Sophie, Ashley, Alisha, Catherine and Louise about Mariah, AzMarie, Seymone, Candace, Laura, Eboni and Kyle] An American is going home first!
- Catherine: [in confessional] The American girls, they've got a really tiny wardrobe and they were like "Oh! Where are we going to put our clothes?" So I was like "Oh! Don't worry! You're not going to be here long! You don't need a big wardrobe!"
- Jasmia: [in confessional] So this opportunity is going to open so many doors for me.
- Seymone: [in confessional about Jasmia, Sophie, Annaliese, Ashley, Alisha, Catherine and Louise] They've already been on Britain's Next Top Model.
- Laura: [in confessional about Alisha] Girl had a breakdown. I was like "Wait? Haven't you already done a bunch of these?" and then like the fact that everyone's consoling her and I was like "Tell her to grow up!"
- Tyra: [to Mariah, AzMarie, Seymone, Candace, Laura, Eboni and Kyle] Just because I am from America doesn't mean you will be favored.
- Tyra: [flips over Eboni's photo] Eboni. [Eboni comes to collect her photo] Congratulations, Eboni. [to Jasmia, Alisha, Annaliese, Louise and Ashley after Catherine, Sophie, Mariah, Azmarie, Seymone, Candace, Laura, Eboni and Kyle are all safe from the first elimination] So something is very clear right now isn't it? That the first girl going home for this cycle of America's Next Top Model is from Britain. [flips over Louise's photo] Louise. [Louise runs to collect her photo] She's running! Congratulations!
- Louise: [to Tyra] Thank you!
- Tyra: [flips over Alisha's photo] Alisha. [Alisha comes to collect her photo] The next name that I am going to call is... [flips over Annaliese's photo] Annaliese. [Annaliese comes to collect her photo feeling relieved] Congratulations! You're still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model. [to Jasmia and Ashley] Will Jasmia and Ashley please step forward? [Ashley walks ahead and Jasmia comes down from behind Ashley] Two beautiful ladies stand before me but I only have one photo in my hands and this photo represents the girl that is still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model. I will only call one name. The girl that I do not call must immediately pack those bags and go back to Britain. So the judges debated about your photos.
- Tyra: [flips over Ashley's photo] You stay in America, Ashley. [Ashley hugs Jasmia before coming to collect her photo] You're name was called not because your photo was better than Jasmia's. It wasn't.
- Jasmia: [to Tyra] Thank you! [to Alisha, Annaliese, Louise, Ashley, Catherine, Sophie, Mariah, AzMarie, Seymone, Candace, Laura, Eboni and Kyle] Alright, girlies! Good luck! [receives a huge group hug] Ooohh! [in confessional about getting eliminated first] I'll miss the challenge and also the experience. Also not being able to finish my journey. I'm sad. I came here wanting to win. Do I have to answer any more questions? [leaves panel]
Kris Jenner [18.2]
[edit]- Seymone: [in confessional] Shut up and take what you get.
- Eboni: Can you not film me right now?
- Louise: [in confessional about her makeover] Now, I've had all of this chopped off, I think I'm the most powerful one here now!
- Eboni: [in confessional about Louise] Louise thinks she's the queen of this competition but over here in the U.S.A. we don't have queens so she needs to pull it together.
- Sophie: [in confessional] Seymone demolished a whole haggis!
- Seymone: [to Candace] No!
- Candace: [to Seymone laughing] Seymone, she didn't want to share that haggis!
- Seymone: [in confessional about Candace joking around] Candace, you're making fun of me and I'm over here sick and I just did this for you! Like, really?! [to Candace] I'm saying that it's not funny! I feel sick! I feel like throwing up!
- Eboni: [in confessional about Candace and Seymone] There was a little argument between Candace and Seymone and Candace was like "Why didn't you share the haggis? Why didn't you share the haggis?" but it was a joke! Nobody wants to eat the haggis!
- Seymone: [to Candace] I feel sick! I feel sick!
- Candace: [in confessional about Candace] She just took that thing and was mad!
- Seymone: [to Candace] I gave to the haggis and understand!
- Ashley: [in confessional with Sophie about Annalise] Annaliese... This... I'm not being Bias here.
- Sophie: [in confessional with Ashley] I thought an American...
- Ashley: [in confessional with Sophie about Seymone and Candace] I genuinely do feel that Seymone is a nice person because Seymone actually told me I'm her favorite Brit and so did Candance and...
- Sophie: [in confessional to Ashley about Seymone and Candace] What?!
- Ashley: [in confessional with Sophie about AzMarie] ...so did AzMarie...
- Sophie: [in confessional to Ashley about AzMarie, Seymone and Candace] No they didn't!
- Ashley: [in confessional to Sophie about AzMarie, Seymone and Candace] Yeah!
- Sophie: [in confessional to Ashley about AzMarie, Seymone and Candace] They're saying that to me!
- Ashley: [in confessional to Sophie] Shut up!
- Sophie: [in confessional with Ashley] One, two, three, do Candace!
- Ashley: [in confessional] I hope I'm good because I'm definitely going home if I'm bad this time.
- Tyra: [flips over Laura's photo first] Laura! You knew it was amazing, girl! Get on down here and strut yourself! Taking a chance!
- Laura: [to Tyra] Hey! I almost broke myself!
- Tyra: [to Laura] Congratulations! You're still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model.
- Laura: [to Tyra] Thank you. I am honored!
- Tyra: Runner up for best photo is... [flips over Ashley's photo second] Ashley!
- Ashley: [to Tyra] No way!
- Tyra: [to Ashley] Yes way!
- Ashley: [to Tyra] Oh my gosh!
- Tyra: [to Ashley] Congratulations! You're still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model.
- Ashley: [to Tyra] Thank you very much!
- Tyra: [flips over Seymone's photo last] Personality prevails Seymone. [Seymone hugs Mariah]
Cat Deeley [18.3]
[edit]- [Former Britain's Next Top Model Runner Ups Louise, Catherine, Sophie and Alisha from Cycles 3, 4, 5 and 6 respectively, all prank Seymone by throwing paper at her while she is sleeping]
- Seymone: [wakes up] I really don't like this, and I'm starting to get really pissed off. I'm trying to go to sleep!
- Sophie: [in confessional about Seymone] Seymone, she was like this. RAAAAA!!
- Seymone: [to Louise, Catherine, Sophie, Alisha and Ashley] STOP!
- Sophie: [in confessional about Seymone] Hoh!
- Annaliese: [in confessional about Seymone] Damn!
- Seymone: [to Louise, Catherine, Sophie, Alisha and Ashley] I'm not like every other female in this house! I don't do that stuff!
- Sophie: [in confessional about Seymone] Seymone is really up and down. She went from being right at the top, and then she went right to the bottom and I don't think you can afford to do that.
- Seymone: [to Louise, Catherine, Sophie, Alisha and Ashley] I'm trying to sleep! [in confessional] I'm not used to being around females. Don't cross me because I do slightly have a temper problem. [to Alisha with Candace standing beside her] You're twenty-five! Act it!
- Alisha: [to Seymone] Actually I'm twenty! Get it right!
- Seymone: [to Alisha] You're twenty! You need to act like it!
- Alisha: [to Seymone] Go to your bed!
- Seymone: [to Alisha] [bleep] I'M TRYING TO!
- Alisha: [in confessional] Me, I'm thinking, "What the hell was going on?" This started off as a joke! [to Seymone] What are you really going to do?
- Louise: [to Seymone getting in front of Alisha] No! [bleep] off!
- Seymone: [to Alisha and Louise] I'm trying to go to bed!
- Alisha: [to Seymone] Go to your bed then! That's what we've been telling you!
- Seymone: [to Alisha] Well, I will to go to bed, if you steer your ass out of my room!
- Ashley: [to Seymone] Stop pushing!
- Seymone: [to Ashley] I'm not pushing!
- Alisha: [in confessional about Seymone] I don't think it even was the fact that we were throwing paper. I think it was the stress of this competition, and she's worried, and she took all her frustrations out on us.
- Seymone: I'm trying to go upstairs!
- Alisha: [in confessional] If you can't take the heat in the kitchen, pack your bags and go home. One less girl to think about.
- Tyra: Up next, Louise. Hello, Louise.
- Louise: Hello!
- Tyra: Okay. Here is the best shot that you chose.
- Nigel: Huh. [to Louise] For me, you look strong. You look tough, but you're very mean.
- Louise: [to Nigel] Mean?!
- Nigel: [to Louise] Mean.
- [Louise scoffs at Nigel, who chuckles]
- Louise: I feel like I can't win!
- Kelly: I think you need put some gratitude in your attitude, girl.
- Nigel: I know you shake your head a lot, you disagree a lot. But it is also potentially good when you are being critiqued to take it in with charm.
- Kelly: My experience with you on the set was that you were very condescending and rude to me, which I don't really care about.
- Louise: [to Kelly] No, no, no. You were rude to me!
- Kelly: [pause] Okay, I'm done talking to you now.
- Louise: Fine.
- Tyra: You just have a problem with authority.
- Louise: I don't do well with rude people.
- Tyra: You are a model, this is a publicist. Do you understand that?
- Louise: Yeah, I do.
- Tyra: There is a rank. I'm giving you a very tough lesson in how to get your career to the next level!
- Cat Deeley: I think it's so important, Louise. It's one of the best things you can possibly do, and... [laughs] You're shaking your head, "No!" I'm actually saying...
- Louise: No!
- Tyra: Louise, why are you shaking your head?
- Louise: [bleep] this! No! [to Alisha, who tries to stop her from leaving] No, get out of my way!
- Alisha: Please!
- Louise: No! No!
- Tyra: Let her go. It's okay.
- Louise: I never [bleep] agreed to all of this!
- [Some of the girls gasp turn around in shock]
- Tyra: [to the girls] It's okay, ladies.
- Louise: [after leaving the judging panel] I need to go! I need to get my stuff and I need to go home! I'm not standing here, taking that from them! And that Kelly Cutrone! I swear to God, if she was on the street, I'd knock her out!
- [cut to hallway where the rest of the girls stand to await the judges]
- Catherine: You think she's going to come back?
- Sophie: I don't think she's coming.
- Alisha: [crying] She can't go back! She's not coming back!
- Annaliese: You can't come back after that.
- [cut back to Louise in parking lot]
- Louise: I need to go home! I want to go home! This is bullocks! Pack up my stuff, I want to go! I feel like I'm losing myself! I feel like I'm losing it!
- Catherine: [in confessional about Louise] I felt really bad for Louise because she just broke down, and it's not really nice seeing anyone just crumble like that.
- Tyra: Louise has decided to leave the competition. On America's Next Top Model, we'd like to think criticism is constructive. Although very tough, it's not for everyone. [to Candace, Eboni, Alisha and Ashley] All four of you are still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model.
- Louise: [in confessional after quitting] For me to walk off and walk away from something is like a big deal. To stand in front of someone and have them rip you down. That's not me. I'm really proud of my decision. I get to go and see my Mum and like I said everyone who knows me will say "Look, You did it and you stayed true to yourself."
J. Alexander [18.4]
[edit]- Eboni: [to Kyle] What the?!
Beverly Johnson [18.5]
[edit]- Catherine: [in confessional] Runway is my thing. I was not happy.
Jessica Sutta & Nadine Coyle [18.6]
[edit]- Annaliese: [in confessional] Sincerly a stunner Alisha!
- Laura: [in confessional] Hi! I'm Kyle...
- Catherine: [singing] Alright girls, you right ready; Let's bring some Ty-Ty fierce and love; Right here, right now
- Catherine, Sophie, Alisha and Annaliese: [singing] We're smokin' (Smokin'); We're Vogue-in' (Vogue-in'); We'll mash you up, yeah yeah (yeah yeah); Our British tooch is major (Major!); Your hootchie tooch no flavor (Flavour!)
- Catherine: [singing] I'm Queen, Cathreen; I'm elegant and supreme; A timeless beauty from any era; I'm the only fashion time traveler (That's right!)
- Sophie: [singing] They all know me, I'm Sophie (Whassup Soph); I'm the one they talk about mostly (Yeah right); The scallywags just hate "Oh gosh!"; But they're just jelling because we're posh
- Catherine, Sophie, Alisha and Annaliese: [singing] We're smokin' (Smokin'); We're Vogue-in' (Vogue-in'); We'll mash you up, yeah yeah (yeah yeah); Our British tooch is major (Major!); Your hootchie tooch no flavor (Flavour!)
- Alisha: [singing] Legs for days, make your waves; Pot ledom runway teacher (Top model yo); Couture strutter, like no other; Sincerely a stunner, Alisha (So fierce)
- Annaliese: [singing] I'm a high fashion battery; Everything you try to be; British pot ledom personality (Top model backwards); Charisma with ease, convincing indeed; Chic masterpiece, Annaliese (Yeah let's go!)
- Catherine, Sophie, Alisha and Annaliese: [singing] We're smokin' (Smokin'); We're Vogue-in' (Vogue-in'); We'll mash you up, yeah yeah (yeah yeah); Our British tooch is major (Major!); Your hootchie tooch no flavor (Flavour!). Sparkly allure, smizing for sure; We enter a room with majesty; Our style's all Brit and the Yanks can't nic; The way we tickle your fancy. We tooch high (tooch) we tooch low (tooch tooch); Your Yanky tooch is too slow; We tooch high (tooch tooch) we tooch low (tooch tooch); Your hootchie tooch should just go. We're smokin' (Smokin'); We're Vogue-in' (Vogue-in'); We'll mash you up, yeah yeah (yeah yeah); Our British tooch is major (Major!); Your hootchie tooch no flavor (Flavour!).
Estelle [18.7]
[edit]- Alisha: [in confessional about relating to Anahi] I've been there. I've done that. I've felt that way. I know how it feels when kids at school bully you for these stupid minor things.
Georgina Chapman [18.8]
[edit]- Seymone: [in confessional] Can I leave please?
Barney Cheng [18.9]
[edit]- Catherine: Yay!
- Annaliese: [in confessional] We're going to Asia!
- Catherine: [in confessional] We're going to Asia!
- Tyra: [to Catherine] The Queen is going home.
Nicholas Tse [18.10]
[edit]- Tyra: [to Eboni and Alisha] So who stays? [flips over Alisha's photo] Alisha. [Alisha shakes her head and starts crying]
- Alisha: [to Tyra] I can't stay.
- Tyra: [to Alisha] You can't stay?
- Alisha: [to Tyra] I can't be selfish when I know I need to do things for myself! I can't do it! I'm not going to take that away from them and I'm not going to take it from her (Eboni) so I would rather walk away... [sobs] to get my spirit back and to just...feel like Alisha again! I'm not being ungrateful...
- Tyra: [to Alisha] I don't see you as ungrateful. There is nothing wrong for you to walk away, so you can leave but Eboni is leaving with you.
- Alisha: [in confessional after quitting] Britain's Next Top Model was hard but this is harder.
Jez Smith [18.11]
[edit]- Tyra: [to Annaliese] I didn't think you had as much potential as you do!
Highlights [18.12]
[edit]- Tyra: [voiceover] Brit model Alisha just couldn't get used to her weave
- Eboni: [to Alisha] Alisha stop patting yuor head.
Season Finale [18.13]
[edit]- Tyra: [to Laura and Sophie] America's Next Top Model... Sophie!
