Deadpool 2

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Deadpool 2 is a black comedy superhero 2018 film based on the comic book series of the same name and serves as a sequel to the 2016 film Deadpool.

Directed by David Leitch. Screenplay by Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick and Ryan Reynolds.

Wade Wilson / Deadpool[edit]

  • [narrating after attempting suicide by blowing himself up] Fuck Wolverine. First he rides my coattails with the R-rating, and then, that hairy motherfucker ups the ante by dying. What a dick. Well, guess what, Wolvie? I'm dying in this one, too.
  • [narrating while executing Russian criminals] My world tour brought me home to this guy: Sergei Valishnikov, but we'll get to him in a moment. 'cause I know what you're thinking: "I'm so glad I left the kiddos at home." But that's where you'd be wrong. That babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now. And believe it or not, Deadpool 2 is a family film. True story. And every good family film starts with a vicious murder. Bambi, The Lion King, Saw 7. [a guy on fire runs around screaming] Holy shit-pickles! That guy's on fire! That's not CGI, folks. He's actually on fire. Yeah.
  • Is it just me or does Do You Wanna Build a Snowman from Frozen sound suspiciously like Papa, Can You Hear Me? from Yentl. [singing] "Papa, can you hear me?" [starts speaking again] And nobody fucking realizes it.
  • [while going around the X-Mansion using Professor X's wheelchair] All these elderly white men on the walls. Should have brought my rape whistle.
  • [after the X-Force team was killed off accidentally in a series of mishaps] Good news and bad news. Bad news is the whole team is dead. The good news is I don't think anyone is gonna miss Shatterstar. He was a bit of a prick.
  • [speaks in Spanish] Donde esta la biblioteca? Which literally translates to "I don't bargain, pumpkin-fucker".
  • [after listening to Cable's monologue] Well, [he looks at the viewer] that's just lazy writing.
  • [To Cable] You're so dark. You sure you're not from the DC Universe?
  • In every film, there's a moment when the hero hits rock bottom. In Cool Runnings, it was when John Candy's prized bobsled broke. In Human Centipede, it was when those people signed on to be in that movie. But in this film, well, you're looking at it. Rock, meet bottom.
  • Give me your best shot, One-Eyed Willie.
  • You killed Black Tom, you racist son of a bitch!
  • I'll be the first to admit: this did not go according to plan. I'll also be the first to admit that that plan was written in crayon. Looks like Russell found a new friend, Jelly. Turns out Domino is a bit of a badass and maybe possibly mildly lucky. But Cable, yeesh, that guy's in the mood. A mood that is about to get significantly worse.
  • [To Juggernaut] Hey, big guy! The sun's getting real low!
  • I hope you sharpened the cream cheese spreader. [throws the spreader onto a criminal who's about to shoot Vanessa, successfully killing him] I'll be right back. [uses Cable's time-travelling device; to Vanessa] We're definitely naming our kid Cher! Wooooo!
  • What do you get when you take eight feet of chrome, one pinch of courage, a cup of good luck, a dab of racism, a splash of diabetes, and a wheelbarrow full of stage 4 cancer? Answer: a family. See? I didn't lie on what kind of film this was. If there's anything you take away today, other than the need to Google "what the fuck is dubstep," it's that we all need to belong to someone.
  • [From trailer] [looks at Cable's incomplete intro] What in the actual ass? Steel! Why...why are the visual effects not done? It's a metal arm! It's not like we're trying to remove a mustache!
  • [From trailer] [playing with action figures] Zip it, Cable! I got the stones to help you! [Teabags Cable's action figure with Deadpool's action figure]

Nathan Summers / Cable[edit]

  • Here's a spoiler alert. You're not a fucking hero. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy.
  • Dubstep is for pussies!
  • [from trailer] Your time's up, you dumb fuck.
  • I use a device to slide through time. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. I got two charges: One to get me here, one to get me home.
  • I guess dubstep never dies.

Dialogue[edit]

Firefist: What do you say we go fuck some shit up?
Juggernaut: Let's fuck some shit up is my legal middle name.

Deadpool: Why can't I fucking die?
Colossus: Take your mask off, Wade. We must talk. [Deadpool does so] You need fresh start. With train, you can be X-Man.
Deadpool: You're wasting your time, Shiny Jesus. I'm not X-Men material.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: [enters the room with Yukio] Understatement of the year. Wade, Yukio. Yukio, Wade. [Yukio waves at Deadpool]
Deadpool: What in the fuck-knuckles is this?
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: She's my girlfriend, you intolerant shit.
Deadpool: Whoa! Pump the hate brakes, Fox and Friends. I'm just surprised anyone would date you, especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony. [winks at Yukio]
Yukio: I like this guy.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Give him a chance. [to Deadpool] It's great seeing you like this.
Deadpool: [laughs] Yeah.
Yukio: [leaves the room with Negasonic Teenage Warhead] Bye, Wade. [waves back]

Deadpool: Hi there!
Firefist: Stay back or [points at Negasonic Teenage Warhead] Justin Bieber dies!
Deadpool: Ha! Justin Bieber. He called you Justin Bieber.

Juggernaut: [grabs Deadpool] I'm gonna rip you in half now.
Deadpool: That is such a Juggernaut thing to say. [gets literally ripped in half by Juggernaut]

Colossus: Come quietly or there will be trouble!
Firefist: You stole that from RoboCop!
Deadpool: That's RoboCop! Just stand down!

Deadpool: [holding a gun on Cable] Talk! What kind of spineless, shitstick tries to kill a 14-year old boy? You might wanna start talking 'cause I got a long history with firing at times like this!
Cable: The name's Cable. I'm from the future. Just walk away.
Deadpool: Oh, so you're from the future? I have three questions then: one, is dubstep still a thing? Two, what Sharknado are we on? And three, at what point do audiences say, "Enough with the robotic arms?" [they continue their fight]

Cable: [while jamming a knife on Deadpool] Dubstep's for pussies.
Deadpool: You're so dark! You sure you're not from the DC universe? I love dubstep!

Cable: Who are you?
Deadpool: I'm Batman.

Deadpool: Say fuck for me. Just once. Come on, we'll do it together. It's no big deal. Here we go. One, two, three. Fu... Fu...
Colossus: Fuck.
Deadpool: Wow. Enjoy Hell, smut mouth.

Deadpool: Luck isn't a superpower and it isn't cinematic!
Domino: Yes, it is.
Deadpool: I'm gonna meet you in the middle and say "No, it isn't".

[during the final battle with the Juggernaut.]
Male Chorus: You can't stop this motherfucker.
Female Chorus: Holy shitballs. Holy shitballs.

Headmaster: All you dirty mutants are gonna rot in hell with the boy! Your souls are beyond redemption!
Cable: Let's see your soul, perv! [takes out a knife]
Deadpool: No! No! No! No more! We're better than that! We're better than him! No more senseless violence, no more bloodshed! We'll let karma take care of him.
Headmaster: The day of reckoning is here! [Dopinder suddenly runs over the headmaster, followed by silence]
Deadpool: I'm gonna miss him... He seemed great.

Negasonic Teenage Warhead: [while fixing Cable's time-travel device] How something so small generates enough energy to reverse time...
Deadpool: Ugh. Just fix it, Eleven or I'll take you to the Genius bar.
Yukio: Cable's gonna kill you when he finds out.
Deadpool: Never heard of him.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Why do you think I'm helping him? [tosses the device back to Deadpool]
Deadpool: The Lord works in mysterious ways. Don't I? Good day.
Yukio: [waves] Bye, Wade.
Deadpool: Bye, Yukio. [waves back]
Yukio: That was probably a bad idea.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: What have we done?

[Deadpool goes back in time]
Deadpool: Peter!
Peter: X-Force!
Deadpool: Walk away! Just walk away!
Peter: But we're X-Force!
Deadpool: Nope, we're not! There's no X-Force!
Peter: Alright well...this has been pretty scary.
Deadpool: Go home, sugar bear. Go home.
Peter: Okay, will you give Domino my e-mail?

[Deadpool time travels to the events of X-Men Origins: Wolverine.]
Wolverine: Wade, is that you? [he notices Wade/Weapon XI has no ability to speak.] Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up. [Wolverine's claws emerge as Weapon XI is suddenly shot down by Deadpool]
Deadpool: Hey! It's me! Don't scratch. Just cleaning up the timeline. [he keeps firing at Weapon XI and then leaves] Love you.

[Ryan Reynolds holds up a script for Green Lantern.]
Ryan Reynolds: Welcome to the big leagues, kid.
[Deadpool shoots him through the head from behind.]
Deadpool: You're welcome, Canada.

[during the intro Deadpool on the phone with his Cantonese target.]
Deadpool: ‘Donde Esta La Biblioteca.’ Which literally translates to ‘I don’t bargain, pumpkin fucker.’
[every time Deadpool says ‘Donde Esta La Biblioteca’ for the duration of the movie the subtitles read ‘I don’t bargain.’]

Cast[edit]

Ryan ReynoldsWade Wilson / Deadpool & Cain Marko/Juggernaut
Josh Brolin – Nathan Summers / Cable
Julian Dennison – Firefist
Zazie Beetz – Domino
Morena BaccarinVanessa
T. J. MillerWeasel
Leslie UggamsBlind Al
Stefan KapičićColossus
Brianna HildebrandNegasonic Teenage Warhead
Karan Soni – Dopinder

See Also[edit]

External Links[edit]

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