Deadpool & Wolverine

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Deadpool & Wolverine is a black comedy superhero 2024 film based on the comic book series of the same name and serves as a sequel to the 2018 film Deadpool 2, as well as The 34th film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU). Six years after the events of Deadpool 2 (2018), Wade Wilson lives a quiet life, having left his time as the mercenary Deadpool behind him, until the Time Variance Authority (TVA)—a bureaucratic organization that exists outside of time and space and monitors the timeline—pulls him into a new mission. With his home universe facing an existential threat, Wilson reluctantly joins an even more reluctant Wolverine on a mission that will change the history of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Directed by Shawn Levy. Screenplay by Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Shawn Levy, Zeb Wells, and Ryan Reynolds.

Wade Wilson / Deadpool

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  • Pegging isn't new for me, friendo. But it is for Disney.
  • I smell what you're stepping in, Sensei. Your little cinematic universe is about to change forever. I'm the Messiah. I. Am. Marvel Jesus.
  • My eyes are over here. There you go. Give yourself permission. Surrender to it. Slide into my DMs. That's right. Just lose ourselves in tangled cheeks and bodies. Or ignore each other, work for four or five days, and then we'll come back hungry...
  • I'm about to lose everything that I've ever cared about, and I have no idea how to save it.
  • I don't know anything about saving worlds, but you do!
  • [referring to Wolverine] You were an X-Man. You were the X-Man.
  • Huh! Paul Rudd finally aged.

James "Logan" Howlett / Wolverine

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  • Let's fucking go!
  • Who's next?!
  • Trust me, kid, I'm no hero.
  • [from the "silence your phone" advert] Hey, bub. You're in a movie theater, not the [censored]-off room in your Mum's nursing home. So turn your [censored]ing phone to silent, or I'll shove it so far up your [censored]ing [censored], you'll have to answer it through your [censored]d[censored]mn throat!

Cassandra Nova

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  • Boys are so silly.

Others

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  • Paradox: Wade, you are special. This is your chance to be a hero among heroes.
  • Paradox: This Wolverine let down his entire world.
  • Pyro: God, I love this part!

Dialogue

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[from the "silence your cellphones" advert]
Deadpool: Nice fourth wall break back there! I didn't think you had it in you.
Wolverine: Shut your [censored]ing [censored] mouth!
Deadpool: No, no, no, no, no, they do not like that word in America. Or Canada. Or the Netherlands.
Blind Al: Wanna do some cocaine?
Wade Wilson: Hey! Cocaine is the one thing that Feige said is off-limits.
Blind Al: What about Bolivian Marching Powder?
Wade: They know all the slang terms; they have a list.
Blind Al: Even snowboarding?
Wade: Even disco dust.
Blind Al: White Girl, Interrupted?
Wade: Even Forrest Bump.
Blind Al: Do you want to build a snowman?
Wade: Yes! But I can't!
Paradox: Mr. Wilson. You appear to have soiled yourself while unconscious.
Wade: I wasn't unconscious.
Deadpool: Oh. Whiskey dick of the claws. It's quite common in Wolverines over forty.
Logan: You don't want this.
Deadpool: Unless you wanna take a deep breath through your fuckin' forehead, I suggest you reconsider.
Sabretooth: Ready to die?!
Deadpool: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Time! [to Logan, who has two katanas impaled through his chest and back, and a knife stuck in his shoulder] You look ridiculous! [he begins pulling them all out] People have waited decades for this fight. It's not gonna be easy. Baby knife! You shoot the devil, you take him down. Side control. Then full mount, and ya ground and pound 'til he makes no sound because he's dead--
Wolverine: Shut the fuck up.
Deadpool: Oh, my God...
Logan: You mind putting your mask back on?
Deadpool: Super hard to eat when I'm wearing it.
Logan: It's super hard to eat when you're not.
Deadpool: You wanna talk about what's haunting you, or should we wait for a third act flashback?
Logan: Uh, go fuck yourself.

Quotes about Deadpool & Wolverine

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  • I was sitting on a beach, not a care in the world, and for some reason, the thought came into my head: What do you want to do? And the first two things had nothing to do with work—then literally, I thought: Deadpool-Wolverine. I want to do that movie. That’s what I want.
  • Initially, we had a very loose idea of how we would bring Wolverine back in ways that don't necessarily interact or interfere with Logan and that legacy. I know Kevin, like Shawn and I and Hugh, were all very concerned about that. We really needed to protect that and still allow us to tell the most full-throated Wolverine story we could ever imagine, which for us was just a huge nerve-wracking privilege.
  • Hugh’s performance gives the movie a gravitas and a raw, soulful quality that is unbelievable, and I can't say much more without spoiling it. It's among the things that differentiate the movie from prior X-Men or Deadpool movies. The duo differentiates it. The fact that Logan is with a comedic engine for the entirety of the movie changes everything.

Cast

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See also

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