It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (season 11)

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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is an American television sitcom on FX. It moved to FXX beginning with the ninth season. The series follows the exploits of "The Gang", a group of self-centered friends who run the Irish bar Paddy's Pub in South Philadelphia.

Chardee MacDennis 2: Electric Boogaloo [11.1][edit]

Dennis: Name a Philadelphia celebrity you would like to have a drink with.
Dee: Bill Cosby.
Frank: The cards are a little outdated.

Charlie: [about Mac's phallic clay design] Love?
Mac: Yeah because I was making Cupid's arrow, dude.
Charlie: Why does it have a big vein running through it?
Mac: Because that's the streak as it flies through the air.

Frank Falls Out the Window [11.2][edit]

The Gang Hits the Slopes [11.3][edit]

Dee Made a Smut Film [11.4][edit]

Frank: But first allow me to destroy your gallery. Bullshit. Bullshit. Derivative. That I love. I absolutely love.

Gallery Owner: Um, that's just the air conditioner.

Frank: I want it. It's everything. I mean, look at us. We're just air conditioners. I mean, after all, we're just walking around on the planet, breathing, conditioning the air. I condition it hot, that conditions it cold. I mean, it's symbiotic, no?

Gallery Owner: No, it is.

Frank: I mean, we're just the air conditioners walking around on this planet, screwing each other's brains out.

Mac & Dennis Move to the Suburbs [11.5][edit]

Being Frank [11.6][edit]

Frank: [Phone buzzes] Oh, what's that? Pondy. Aha! "Let's party." Ha! Sorry, Pondy. Can't. [Phone buzzes] Old tits. He's saying I'm old. Goddamn it, Pondy's the coolest. L... O... M? Yeah, "M." Stupid phone! L... O... L. [horn honking] [horn honking, tires squealing, loud thudding] Ah, shit! Probably Asians.

McPoyle vs. Ponderosa: The Trial of the Century [11.7][edit]

Charlie Catches a Leprechaun [11.8][edit]

The Gang Goes to Hell: Part 1 [11.9][edit]

The Gang Goes to Hell: Part 2 [11.10][edit]